#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Wednesday 25 Jun 2025 to Tuesday 1 Jul 2025
619 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Daily statistics

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When do we actually talk here?

5.4% 5.6% 3.8% 2.3% 1.6% 1.5% 1.4% 1.7% 2.5% 3.3% 4.0% 4.3% 5.2% 5.0% 4.4% 4.8% 4.6% 3.8% 4.5% 6.4% 6.3% 6.5% 5.6% 5.4%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

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Total line count: 7307282

Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken



Big Numbers

TheGreatOne liked talking about themself - 22 descriptions altogether.
i.e:
 1 Jul 15:38 * TheGreatOne puts hand out for freak to shake
People in #kisschat.co.uk probably wish SD had a "mute" button - as this individual shouted 16% of the time!
is QuizBot stupid or just asking too many questions? 50% of lines contained a question!

...and the silver medal goes to thfreak21 - with a question ratio of 37%.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 61 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: vampires - was caught talking to themself 20 times.

ROBSAYZZ had a sticky shift button - wrote 1662 lines in CAPS.
i.e:
 27 Jun 9:07 <ROBSAYZZ> LOL NOTHY
Activity peak: 26 people were simultaneously active on 29 Jun 2025 20:00 - 21:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 HammerTimePheadXo, janey, freak_the_legend, goat, Hayley, Gash_Hunter, darkangel, T5T737367836736, TheGreatOne, kid-a, Steagzzzx, ryan, dimsum, jesrtty, Cg, kiss_chat_loves_play, Steagzzzzz, Steagzzzzzzzx, v6, saki, Steagzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Londoner, Sons, STD4U, Bus, thefreak
Steagzzzz was overly verbose, averaging 86 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 32 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's multiple-personality disorder sufferers (still haven't found the best one, Kenny...)
Kenny21 Nicks Kenny(86%), Kenny12(4.3%), Kenny84(2.0%), Kenny60(1.2%), Kenny9(1.0%), Kenny17(0.9%), Kenny79(0.6%), Kenny75(0.5%), Kenny5(0.5%), Kenny89(0.5%), Kenny91(0.4%), Kenny58(0.4%), Kenny68(0.4%), Kenny52(0.3%), Kenny14(0.2%), Kenny25(0.2%), Kenny51(0.2%), Kenny64(0.1%), Kenny15(0.1%), Kenny65(0.1%), Kenny36(0.1%)
T5T73736783673611 Nicks T5T737367836736(32%), T5T87487489479847(16%), T5T87463764378(12%), T5T363863864864(10%), T5T656765567(9.0%), T5T84847874874(5.1%), T5T95(4.7%), T5T64564547(3.5%), T5T7836783487364(2.9%), T5T6353533357(2.1%), T5T67364736743(1.2%)
Jonnie104 Nicks Jonnie10(79%), Jonnie5(15%), Jonnie(4.5%), Jonnie53(0.4%)
Wolverine3 Nicks Wolverine(89%), Wolverine78(8.5%), Wolverine1(2.5%)
Hayley3 Nicks Hayley(95%), Hayley38(3.9%), Hayley58(0.3%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 861
icon - 944
icon - 1474
PascaI-Montana - 1188
2ROBSAYZZ - 816
freak_the_legend - 936
Londoner - 1075
play - 982
3Hayley - 610
ROBSAYZZ - 804
Evil-Bill - 736
kid-a - 906
4Spooky - 584
Sherry - 535
TeeNTee - 696
Evil-Bill - 708
5watty4 - 408
Julie - 476
kid-a - 588
Millla - 702
6KisschatForLife - 402
RodHull - 449
PascaI-Montana - 574
goat - 670
7Millla - 400
thefreak - 437
Milllla - 534
vampires - 645
8HammerTimePheadXo - 385
vampires - 371
freak_the_legend - 483
Hayley - 639
9freak_the_legend - 314
hearty - 314
thefreak - 474
darkangel - 592
10Evil-Bill - 314
goat - 278
ROBSAYZZ - 456
cuntface - 524

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

10/2024 - 7/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
5 (1.8%)
 10000..11999
23 (8.4%)
 8000..9999
56 (20%)
 6000..7999
107 (39%)
 4000..5999
65 (24%)
 2000..3999
13 (4.7%)
 1..1999
5 (1.8%)

2025

1 / 2025
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5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 189182
2 / 2025
1
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9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
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9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
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22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221270
7 / 2025
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Lines: 7283

2024

10 / 2024
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13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 222759
11 / 2024
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17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Lines: 188924
12 / 2024
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8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31
Lines: 168980



Chat partners

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Hayleyt3 1 goaticon
2 HayleyHammerTimePheadXo 2 JulieROBSAYZZ
3 MilllaSpooky 3 freak_the_legendicon
4 MillaSpooky 4 Julieicon
5 Spookyt3 5 RodHullfreak_the_legend
6 t3play 6 RodHullicon
7 HayleyJenniCricket 7 LorriROBSAYZZ
8 Scallyicon 8 RodHullgoat
9 Millat3 9 Sherryicon
10 JenniCrickett3 10 Juliethefreak
11 AdvilPheadXoHayley 11 NorthySherry
12 Evil-BillMilla 12 Kennyicon
13 KeyboardWarriort3 13 JulieNorthy
14 t3ROBSAYZZ 14 HanRaiovazz
15 Hayleyfreak_the_legend 15 ROBSAYZZSherry
16 MillaMillla 16 ROBSAYZZMillaa
17 KeyboardWarriorplay 17 Juliefreak_the_legend
18 HayleySpooky 18 Sherryfreak_the_legend
19 HammerTimePheadXot3 19 EmmaaNorthy
20 EmmaaScally 20 freak_the_legendgoat


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 T5T737367836736TeeNTee 1 darkangelgoat
2 TeeNTeeicon 2 Lorrigoat
3 T5T737367836736icon 3 HammerTimePheadXoHayley
4 Londonerkid-a 4 Hayleykid-a
5 LondonerSons 5 PascaI-Montanaicon
6 iconplay 6 kid-aplay
7 TeeNTeekid-a 7 Evil-BillMillla
8 Londonerfreak_the_legend 8 Lorriplay
9 Evil-BillMilllla 9 HayleyPascaI-Montana
10 Sherryplay 10 Hayleyplay
11 Evil-BillLondoner 11 MilllaPascaI-Montana
12 Dxveplay 12 MilllaLion_heart
13 iconthefreak 13 Evil-BillHayley
14 LondonerTeeNTee 14 MilllaHayley
15 Londonerhearty 15 Perfectionplay
16 LondonerMilllla 16 Millaironbridge
17 Millllaicon 17 HammerTimePheadXokid-a
18 Londonericon 18 Lion_heartPascaI-Montana
19 LondonerROBSAYZZ 19 goatplay
20 Evil-BillMilla 20 MilllaSpooky



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 ROBSAYZZ  7
  100%
2 Steagzzzz  7
  100%
3 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
4 T5T737367836736  7
  100%
5 Londoner  7
  100%
6 Kenny  7
  100%
7 icon  7
  100%
8 Cg  7
  100%
9 Spooky  7
  100%
10 Piss_up_a_rope  7
  100%
11 SheeEp  7
  100%
12 Jonnie10  7
  100%
13 t3  7
  100%
14 Sherry  7
  100%
15 play  7
  100%
16 Hayley  7
  100%
17 Steagzzzzz  7
  100%
18 kid-a  7
  100%
19 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
20 Julie  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 t3  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 Sherry  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 SheeEp  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Jonnie10  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 play  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 kid-a  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 TheGreatOne  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Hayley  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Steagzzzzz  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Piss_up_a_rope  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 happyjulieu49  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 T5T737367836736  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 ROBSAYZZ  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 Steagzzzz  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Londoner  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 Cg  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 Spooky  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
18 Kenny  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
19 icon  7 25 Jun - 1 Jul 2025
  Currently 7 days active
20 hearty  6 25 Jun - 30 Jun 2025
  Currently 6 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
51.. 5 Steagzzzz(86.4), Steagzzzzz(83.6), QuizBot(66.5), vertigo(57.3), key...
48..50 3 imanog(49.9), goat(49.8), B-P(48.5)
45..47 5 bounceback(47.7), HigherBeing(47.2), TheGreatOne(46.9), trams(45.6...
42..44 3 HammerTimePheadXo(43.9), RegisPhilbin(42.4), T5T737367836736(42.1)
39..41 7 ok_boy(41.6), t3(41.6), liberty(41.5), AdvilPheadXo(41.2), TeeNTee(40...
36..38 5 Pascal-Montana(38.8), epicuniverse(38.7), everypossiblenick(38.0), ir...
33..35 8 kiss_chat_loves_play(36.0), thfreak21(35.8), icon(35.0), kid-a(34.1), t...
30..32 11 freak_the_legend(32.7), Lorri(32.3), nmk(32.2), BustAnutRecords(31.5...
27..29 13 shade(30.0), Perfection(29.9), Queens-Gambit(29.8), EddieHitler(29.7),...
24..26 7 Cg(26.9), Milllla(26.9), Kenny(26.6), Sons(26.4), Millla(26.1), Northy(25....
21..23 9 Londoner(23.5), Dxve(23.3), bishbash(22.4), Julie(22.1), Spooky(21.7)...
18..20 9 watty4(20.7), SameBullGetaJob(20.5), Jonnie10(20.5), Burn(20.4), `lef...
..17 9 the_legend_freak(17.9), ROBSAYZbengay(16.9), ROBSAYZZ(16.8), f...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most used words

Count Word Last used by At
3023 "that" The_Watcher 1 Jul 23:53
2626 "your" Steagzzzzz 1 Jul 23:56
1713 "like" LQQK87 1 Jul 23:46
1664 "have" LQQK87 1 Jul 23:46
1625 "wiTH" Steagzz 1 Jul 23:36
1342 "here" Steagzz 1 Jul 23:40
1306 "what" Steagzzzzz 1 Jul 23:56
1209 "they" Steagzz 1 Jul 23:36
1087 "just" Steagzz 1 Jul 23:43
1024 "know" LQQK87 1 Jul 23:36


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1064 "icon" Steagzz 1 Jul 23:43
609 "Hayley" play 1 Jul 22:13
593 "play" stillwater 1 Jul 22:26
493 "Kenny" Pie_Smasher 1 Jul 23:23
438 "`lefty`" LQQK87 1 Jul 23:28


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
136 icon "teeee"(22), "oxfam"(22), "Lolll"(20), "ping"(3), "Hoser"(3), "custom"(4), "beard*"(4),
"selfie"(4), "Audits"(3), "mallet"(3), "tracksuit"(10), "*Shoves"(3), "calories"(4),
"tombstone"(4), "Bollinger"(4), "supercharged"(13), "bullshitter"(7), "incontinence"(3),
"lolllllllllll"(6), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl"(10)
85 goat "TATS"(6), "flex"(4), "chug"(3), "ether"(3), "pauls"(3), "skiddy"(3), "rubbing"(5), "34DDs"(4),
"dignity"(3), "hideous"(3), "branded"(3), "hairline"(5), "breeding"(3), "Campaign"(3),
"eternity"(3), "morbidly"(3), "delusions"(4), "300lbs"(3), "offspring"(3), "ironically"(5)
75 kid-a " My"(15), " UK"(3), "Organ"(6), " just"(8), " can"(4), " Rob"(3), " pasc"(4),
" Dave"(3), " kenny"(6), "resort"(3), "patient"(5), "closing"(4), "waffler"(4), "painful"(4),
"judging"(4), " steagzz"(7), "Symmetry"(3), "dishonest"(4), "purchased"(3),
"euthanasia"(4)
59 ROBSAYZZ "Danni"(9), "DDNT"(4), "WEVE"(4), "PERTH"(6), "HAN "(6), "pilot"(4), "towns"(3),
"POOFTA"(5), "EXCPET"(3), "GRUMMER"(4), "imports"(3), "BEATLES"(3), "devised"(3),
"LOLOLOLO"(4), "XAXAXAXAXA"(5), "BadDecision "(13),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4)
50 PascaI-Montana "NEAT"(4), "FARE"(3), " tim"(4), "races"(3), "erect"(3), "Drums"(3), "Manga"(3), "Harris"(5),
"Kamala"(4), "priest"(3), "colors"(3), "Vietnam"(4), "compare"(4), "relocate"(5),
"blackbat"(3), "parasites"(3), "conviction"(4), "Northumberland"(3),
"transvestite.Millla"(3), "webchat@70r36q.dab.02.net "(4)
32 Kenny "was "(7), "puppy"(4), "slave"(4), "years "(9), "quiche"(4), "sheeps "(7),
"kneecap"(4), "cliques"(4), "heyley "(6), "Times "(3), "hugzzzzz"(5), "English "(7),
"caffeine"(4), "defended"(4), "resident"(3), "flooding"(3), "wankers "(4),
"awesome "(4), "hazardous"(3), "bullshit "(3)
32 Hayley "Fendy"(9), "abit"(5), "etc "(6), "email"(5), "ffs "(3), "SEX "(3), "DIE "(3), "day "(3),
"wolver"(4), "hate "(3), "mickey"(3), "denied"(3), "saville"(6), "drugs "(6), "tastes"(3),
"Tabby "(4), "Fendy "(4), "adverts"(3), "hugssssss"(4), "ridiculously"(3)
31 Pascal-Montana "apps"(4), "Gamer"(3), "Former"(4), "Rhythm"(3), "banning"(5), "chilled"(5), "urinate"(4),
"Albania"(4), "arrests"(4), "relaxed"(3), "Irishman"(4), "released"(4), "embraces"(3),
"executive"(3), "Pinocchio"(3), "crackdown"(3), "downloaded"(5), "Cheerleaders"(3),
"millionaires"(3), "Queens-Gambit "(8)
31 Evil-Bill "sheepy"(12), "roam"(3), "manny"(4), "wiped"(4), "PLUNK"(3), "tools"(3), "chicks"(4),
"scouse"(4), "hatnin"(4), "Cheeki"(3), "armpit"(3), "placebo"(5), "Tabitcha"(4), "severity"(3),
"lmaoooooo"(4), "Pepperoni"(4), "pleasures"(3), "crackwhore"(3), "responsible"(3),
"#kisschat.co.uk"(6)
30 t3 "meth"(6), "Pfft"(4), "bruv"(4), "m0wf"(6), "coins"(4), "glove"(4), "w0rd"(3), "c0cks"(4),
"goatse"(4), "fookin"(4), "Hindus"(3), "Shamey"(3), "Goonies"(3), "massage"(3),
"toodles"(3), "butthole"(4), "opponent"(4), "wrasslin"(4), "cucumber"(3), "prostitutes"(3)


These pairs have a language all to themselves
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
48 PascaI-Montana and Pascal-Montana "various"(25), "bells"(8), "Jingle"(9), "Minogue"(10), "pratt"(3), "liners"(4), "gifted"(3),
"Phoenix"(4), "Democratic"(13), "Zealand"(3), "loves "(3), "formerly"(5),
"VIRTUALLY"(7), "principles"(4), "downloader"(3), "WHODATDER "(6),
"downloading"(4), "embarrassment"(5), "thunderstruck"(4),
"patrickseaweeddance"(39)
33 Millla and Milllla " :D"(15), "E.Bill"(20), "BARK"(8), " omg"(9), " t3"(9), " ek"(5), "plot"(4), "as "(4),
"trollop"(13), " Let"(6), "see "(4), " meh"(3), "head "(5), " Keep"(3), "someth"(3),
"Medical"(4), "netflix"(4), " Bless"(3), " Kid-a"(4), " Bellend"(5)
23 icon and goat "semi"(13), "vast"(7), "login"(8), "sesh"(4), "bday"(4), "core"(3), "cess"(3), "Sunday"(7),
"frame"(4), "binks"(3), "smelling"(11), "bumming"(8), "rancid"(4), "sniffs"(3), "shades"(3),
"boasts"(3), "flagons"(5), "bloated"(5), "colostomy"(5), "Poundland"(4)
19 kid-a and PascaI-Montana " the"(21), " tgo"(8), "Scotia"(7), "urination"(16), " this"(5), "jumper"(4), "enjoys"(3),
"Michael"(6), "Ayrshire"(8), "Maybole"(4), "Stephen"(4), "mixture"(3), "engaging"(5),
"believed"(4), "Jonathan"(3), "FICTIONAL"(5), " Because"(3), "occasions"(3),
" Probably"(3)
19 Evil-Bill and goat "nigga"(18), "ridden"(22), "bathroom"(16), "witty"(5), "planes"(6), "casket"(4), "haired"(4),
"layers"(4), "outlive"(7), "chairs"(4), "quotes"(3), "cracked"(5), "Generous"(4),
"personally"(8), "witnessed"(4), "supported"(3), "biological"(5), "mattresses"(5),
"experiences"(4)
18 kid-a and Millla " ok"(18), " OH"(16), " What"(31), " we"(13), " In"(8), " did"(9), " why"(7),
" Don"(7), " of"(3), " On"(3), " Play"(8), " Are"(4), " such"(4), " milla"(5),
" Block"(4), "doorknob"(5), "categories"(3), "independent"(3)
18 icon and TeeNTee "circa"(15), "litre"(14), "rabbit"(13), "malt"(5), "Myra"(4), "forth"(5), "Essex"(4), "latest"(7),
"Bellies"(9), "There’s"(15), "logins"(3), "Ritalin"(5), "beamers"(4), "mindset"(4),
"exquisite"(3), "missionary"(3), "cholesterol"(5), "proceedings"(4)
16 kid-a and goat "vapid"(9), "sole"(3), "users"(5), "wetter"(7), "basil"(4), "argos"(4), "rising"(4), "misery"(3),
"simping"(5), "diseases"(6), "carrots"(3), "realized"(5), "recommend"(4), "essential"(4),
"collective"(3), "communication"(7)
16 freak_the_legend and thefreak "pest"(6), "pisscal"(15), "slay"(5), "dact"(5), "tioo"(3), "niters"(9), "UKNOW"(3),
"boyfriend"(13), "TRUNKS"(3), "bigtime"(3), "piscall"(3), "roasting"(4), "achieved"(4),
"scentence"(4), "sphincter"(4), "MERCILESSLY"(3)
15 goat and t3 "bruh"(8), "rise"(6), "tryna"(8), "sport"(7), "apple"(4), "deeply"(5), "plough"(4), "invest"(4),
"shuffle"(3), "economic"(4), "checking"(3), "contribute"(7), "remembers"(4), "historical"(6),
"brilliance"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 happyjulieu49  37 "Adgee75 hello it is "
2 Cg  29 "Hello everyone  mornin"
3 Londoner  27 "afternoon chums"
4 Kenny  15 "i'm the same they both talk shit heyley lol"
5 HammerTimePheadXo  14 "Good evening Hayley, xx (with mask)"
6 Evil-Bill  14 "Hello, Lesbian Kelly!"
7 Dxve  14 "morning after pill?"
8 goat  13 "good evening jobseekers!! what's for tea, pot noodle for one, and a couple of tyskies??  don't forget
to feed ur kids theirs too, with a couple of lamberts ofc!! xoxo"
9 Emmaa  10 "hello."
10 kid-a  9 "Hello urination king of Crewe lol"
11 yams_  8 "hello"
12 Pascal-Montana  8 "  hey"
13 PascaI-Montana  8 "Nah, Nah Nah Nah. Na na na na. Hey, hey, hey. Cardiff City."
14 Northy  7 "good morning"
15 Milllla  7 "Martin slept at Lorri's house and left early in the morning Lorri found out later that he wet her bed"
16 icon  7 "Hello my old dung heaps"
17 Steagzzz  6 "Thegreatone is like the rooms version of paul heyman"
18 SheeEp  6 "hello Julie good evening"
19 KeyboardWarrior  6 "Even an asshole can say hello, CG."
20 vampires  5 "hello hello all"
21 Steagzzzz  5 "Hayley and freak are both clique Ridden imbeciles,,, Thegreatone is like the rooms version of paul
heyman in WWE Wrestling, logs in here to speak on other people's behalf that they are going to
do this that and the other, Kid a is like the grumpy old man at the bottom of the garden that won
't throw the ball back,,,,, icon thinks hes prime Arnold"
22 KisschatForLife  5 "Hello, Kid-Asshole!"
23 hearty  5 "morning all hows it going"
24 CubanRaftMonkey  5 "Tina would log in in the mornings and tell Sherry and the morning crew that I was controlling and
wouldn't let her come into chat."
25 t3  4 "Hello Julie"
26 Steagzzzzz  4 "Hayley and freak are both clique Ridden imbeciles,,, Thegreatone is like the rooms version of paul
heyman in WWE Wrestling, logs in here to speak on other people's behalf that they are going to
do this that and the other, Kid a is like the grumpy old man at the bottom of the garden that won
't throw the ball back,,,,, icon thinks hes prime Arnold"
27 Queens-Gambit  4 "Good morning"
28 play  4 "morning*"
29 AdvilPheadXo  4 "I got cooked during hammer time this afternoon (not that any of you care, as most of you all are
only interested in sex topics)"
30 TheGreatOne  3 "Top of the morning 🌄"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 HammerTimePheadXo  177 "she don't mind it :)"
2 Millla  159 "🤣"
3 RodHull  147 "still thinks they are the father :D"
4 icon  131 "Freak 😂😂😂😂😂😂"
5 watty4  98 "🙂"
6 Hayley  96 "Thing is, you pay for a street hooker in Thailand, you wouldn't know if its a man or woman 😂"
7 Milllla  63 "😂"
8 SheeEp  55 "there can be 200 years of kisschat combined, at some times :D"
9 bishbash  47 "wtf is this mickey mouse 'hard' man bs :D"
10 AdvilPheadXo  41 "Advil with Diet Pepsi :)"
11 PascaI-Montana  29 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
12 EddieHitler  28 "G cup or bigger 😋"
13 TeeNTee  17 "😂😂"
14 ZEbbLLZilla  15 "🤣"
15 Mila  13 "😅"
16 CowapungaPheadXo  13 "<-------------- Adiltello :)"
17 nmk  12 "ill never forget when mick told us  toon went ann summers looking for a sexy outfit for the bedroom 
but they didnt have her size so she just used bin liners 😂 😂"
18 Perfection  11 "🤗"
19 RichieRichards  10 "some washed up chavs from 1990 :D"
20 Queens-Gambit  10 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
21 Piss_up_a_rope  10 "🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣"
22 Pie_Smasher  10 "😆 😆 😆 😆"
23 ok_boy  10 "Is there not like friend version of these questions - like who would you hang out with, who would
you have a sleepover at there house with, who would you no show 😄"
24 sara  9 "UK really 😂😂😂"
25 MillaMilllana  9 "  🙄"
26 cuntface  8 "How do you replace the new ones 🤔"
27 Shamusisking  7 "😆"
28 MillaNumber1  7 "🤣"
29 Emmaa  7 "haha martin :D"
30 Evil-Bill  6 "Asscal, she knows my real name. Too bad you never will :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 freak_the_legend  211 "now"
2 thefreak  176 "now"
3 ROBSAYZZ  174 "HAN"
4 cuntface  171 "🍷"
5 goat  164 "xoxo"
6 Millla  162 ":D"
7 Londoner  128 "a 5"
8 vampires  123 "llf"
9 Evil-Bill  122 "lmao"
10 Hayley  107 "Yo "
11 HammerTimePheadXo  106 ":)"
12 icon  105 "🤌"
13 watty4  102 "🤣"
14 darkangel  91 "lol"
15 hearty  76 "Llf"
16 Spooky  75 "ok"
17 RodHull  69 ":D"
18 Milllla  62 "👍"
19 SheeEp  57 "lol"
20 kid-a  57 "Yes"
21 Julie  57 "Knob"
22 Han  57 "like"
23 t3  56 "Ha"
24 Perfection  54 "🍷"
25 Emmaa  54 "Lol"
26 Dxve  51 "ouch"
27 janey  49 "LOL"
28 Raiovazz  45 "and"
29 Kenny  45 "1979"
30 KisschatForLife  44 "lmao"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Milla  22 <KeyboardWarrior> Milla, LondonMUK wants you to get out of his PM.
2 icon  21 <arialperspective> Icon, zippy and bungalow thinks he’s a cockney gangster now… laugh
like a hyena choking on a bone
3 Hayley  20 <TheGreatOne> Hayley, around 13-14
4 t3  12 <Milllla> t3, why are you so shameless  TeaPot ?
5 SheeEp  12 <TheGreatOne> SheeEp, when starmer ran for pm he said his plan was to fix the nhs
6 goat  12 <BustAnutRecords> Goat, it's not my fault you're too stupid to use Irc.
7 freak_the_legend  12 <TheGreatOne> freakthe_legend, but the only one of us to ever have online relationships....
.....is still you
8 Evil-Bill  11 <TheGreatOne> Evil-Bill, i came across this maybe a week ago 1 sec
9 play  10 <TheGreatOne> play, i slept with your wife
10 thefreak  9 <TheGreatOne> thefreak, but the question is who ever says don't fuck with freak other
than you?
11 Julie  9 <Crackerjack> Julie, is it true your surname is Dunce?
12 Steagzzzz  8 <TheGreatOne> Steagzzzz, the big man said you're done
13 kid-a  8 <TheGreatOne> kid-a, pretty much yeah lol
14 Spooky  7 <Evil-Bill> Spooky, did you say that dog meat was tough?
15 Kenny  7 <Steagzzz> kenny, any pizza delivery leaflets in your porch?
16 Cg  7 <TheGreatOne> cg, matthew-montana & sons...i could take all 3 of you at the same
time
17 thfreak21  5 <Volare> thfreak21, I'll DJ at your wake
18 Steagzzzzzz  5 <TheGreatOne> Steagzzzzzz, it's only SheeEp
19 Londoner  5 <Steagzzzz> Londoner,,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?
20 JenniCricket  5 <Dilip> JenniCricket:  old or middle aged
21 TheGreatOne  4 <Pascal-Montana> TheGreatOne: Seriously, my little friend from Belfast. You're even worse
than him. With your pathetic one liners.
22 TeeNTee  4 <T5T737367836736> teentee: its ok its not fisting if my nose is in it
23 Steagzzzzz  4 <goat> Steagzzzzz: soundin like a pro bbc tranny lover over there xoxo
24 Sons  4 <Hayley> Sons, since you're a grown man you should've flung them over a fence
or something lolol 
25 QuizBot  4 <QuizBot> QuizBot: [QUESTION] 64 + 45 + 74 - 13 - 63 + 45 = ?
26 Piss_up_a_rope  4 <TheGreatOne> Piss_Up_A_Rope, WELL BOY?
27 darkangel  4 <HammerTimePheadXo> darkangel, try not to humour these oafs 
28 Danielle  4 <TheGreatOne> Danielle, yeah tomorrow he won't remember a word of this
29 Sherry  3 <Emmaa> sherry, I can’t believe ange passed away.
30 Pie_Smasher  3 <TheGreatOne> Pie_Smasher, but when are you giving freak his account back?



#kisschat.co.uk's slappers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 TheGreatOne  1 * TheGreatOne slaps the sack on Millllas forehead
2 Schopenhauer  1 * Schopenhauer Slaps nightlights upside his head



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 TheGreatOne  22 * TheGreatOne spits on Jonnie10
2 play  12 * play spits on TGO's back as he runs out of the room
3 eazy  5 * eazy farts
4 keywest  4 * keywest farts on pascal
5 goat  4 * goat flings 24 carat gabbana watches at freakshow`'s mr droopy, like that
game at fairgrounds xoxo
6 epicuniverse  4 * epicuniverse counts OOOOOOOOOOOs
7 Dxve  4 * Dxve puts money on Sherry
8 its100degreesoutonmywrist  3 * its100degreesoutonmywrist laughs
9 countit  3 * countit farts
10 bounceback  3 * bounceback laughs
11 liljudyfunfun  2 * liljudyfunfun yawns
12 yukondenali  1 * yukondenali yawns
13 theflutesong  1 * theflutesong farts money on pascal
14 Suave  1 * Suave picks freak_the_legend up by the scruff of his neck and toe punts him
into the Mersey
15 STIIZY  1 * STIIZY yawns
16 Showtime  1 * Showtime spits on Millla
17 SHANE-WARNE  1 * SHANE-WARNE THROWS A DOOSRA AT ROBS MISSHAPEN HEAD
18 Schopenhauer  1 * Schopenhauer Slaps nightlights upside his head
19 organic  1 * organic yawns
20 nevaplay  1 * nevaplay farts and laughs
21 MagicMan  1 * MagicMan Sticks a Charlton Athletic shiny on Fat Tim's fivehead
22 Londoner  1 * Londoner claps
23 kiss_chat_loves_play  1 * kiss_chat_loves_play sings "if I only had a penis"
24 Cub  1 * Cub picks thefreak up by his neck fat and toe punts him into row Z
25 BombasGirI  1 * BombasGirI shoves goat dong right up my gaping 50+ yr old dried up uterus xoxo



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  20 "95% of jobs require a cbs amd or dbs check = so that’s T5T totally fucked lollllllll"
2 TheGreatOne  3 "around 40% of uc claims are made by workers"
3 PassTheDutchie  3 "Whereas white grooming gangs are convicted for it far less than their population %"
4 HammerTimePheadXo  3 "and I was roundly disgusted by 90% of the content that was available there"
5 TooWarm  2 "tgo, 101% sure it was his ip?"
6 T5T737367836736  2 "we are all limited in capacity at what our brains are capable of but if you used 100% of your brain
power you could do amazing things"
7 ROBSAYZZ  2 "I DONT KNOW if iran is lying, but i know 100% Trump is"
8 PascaI-Montana  2 "45% of Americans don't even have a passport."
9 Hayley  2 "Theyre not 100 % accurate "
10 ZEbbLLZilla  1 "13% of red heads hail from Scotland. Highest percentage worldwide."
11 yukondenali  1 "The average salary for a General Manager is £49,732 per year (estimate) in United Kingdom, which
is 28% higher than the average Tesco salary of £38,750"
12 watty4  1 "100%"
13 TeeNTee  1 "ScotsGirl made up 50% of the Proclaimers"
14 Steagzzzzz  1 "90% of daily chat room users pretend to be something they are not,,"
15 Steagzzz  1 "98% of this community are narcissist s"
16 Sherry  1 "couldnt decide if i liked the black or the silver then i seen buy two get 10% off so thought fk it so
ive ordered both"
17 SELINAGUCCII  1 "90% of my mates r white"
18 Scally  1 "goat is 100% a man"
19 Sav  1 "He was cybering her (like he has with 50% of the females from here) and sent her a pic... He'
s a fat high blood pressure looking bald fuck"
20 Queens-Gambit  1 "Actually I did a 23 and me and the result was 87% Albanian, 4% mexican, 2% bangladeshi and
7% aboriginal uzbeki"
21 play  1 "XRP is currently trading at $2.19, up 4.30% in the last 24 hours"
22 OneAwayStyle  1 "freakthe surely it's time to stop asking kisschat females out? you have a 0% success rate in even
getting a single date."
23 nightsky  1 "What’s 90% of a cockapoo?"
24 Millla  1 "   Lollllllllll it's like reading stats."
25 kiss_chat_loves_play  1 "Secreting Organs need to make up at least 10% of your pets' diet, they provide essential nutrients
needed."
26 keywest  1 "like I'm in Florida right now and 80% of these people need to cover up"
27 KeyboardWarrior  1 "But one day they'll be 100% accurate."
28 Kenny  1 "8% more for milk"
29 Jonnie10  1 "incresse time by 20%"
30 imanog  1 "benefits sloth 100%"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  51 "*Gets hearty to rip a curry fart on fat Julie balding bonce*"
2 goat  31 "if she could stop sobbing for five mins and pack the greggs sausage roll diet in and work out, she
might be aiight ya know"
3 PascaI-Montana  18 "The Glasgow tropical fish entrepreneur"
4 Evil-Bill  17 "Gross @ fish on pizza."
5 play  13 "julie did you have a dinner date tonight?"
6 Sherry  12 "need to go meself soon an start dinner"
7 SheeEp  11 "no thats a bacon and egg pastry"
8 Kenny  10 "does it smell like leeds fish market like one of my ex's pussy ?"
9 HammerTimePheadXo  10 "night kid-a, I hope you and your wife reconcile (try making her dinner)"
10 TeeNTee  9 "I misread Milllla can I make it up to you over dinner?"
11 Pascal-Montana  9 "rips a baked beans fart into sheeeps burger"
12 T5T737367836736  8 "cheese and beans on toast yes"
13 Londoner  8 "i guess everyone thinks chicken shops are easy to run . i have nothing against them but there
are too many."
14 freak_the_legend  8 "cani just ask sons?.............................when u reported it did u say ....................................a sausage
party exploded in my ass?"
15 RegisPhilbin  7 "Ground beef doesn't make you fat"
16 Piss_up_a_rope  7 "vamps hows ya beef curtains ?"
17 Lorri  7 "ohh goaty you being telling us porkie's you little prat"
18 Hayley  7 "Nah Burger king isnt the king "
19 Dxve  7 "couldn't smash a boiled egg"
20 RodHull  6 "you might as well log on at Ray Burgers"
21 kid-a  6 " my favorite Fawlty towers line is. ' I'm a doctor and I want my sausages'"
22 Emmaa  6 "he means what the fish "
23 t3  5 "Play is upset no one wanted to groom him. Not even when he played dress up and moved to Rochdale.
Even the akbars smelled a fish"
24 kiss_chat_loves_play  5 "You'll receive in a 10 lb. bag of farm fresh fries (testicles) approximately 60 give or take depending
on size. Fries will always vary in size; most will be about the size of a chicken egg."
25 darkangel  5 "why would she want her eggs soaked ffs shes had kids"
26 blablabla  5 "has anyone ever seen bobs burgers"
27 Spooky  4 "kenny chats before breakfast"
28 KisschatForLife  4 "What a bunch of oafs they are, huh? Curry munching motherfuckers."
29 hearty  4 "They doing lunch fattire"
30 B-P  4 "well, even though fish will eat anything that sinks"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Evil-Bill  49 "I remember that green haired one from "The Gamesters of Tryskelion""
2 TeeNTee  37 "Because you said "doesn't your mum doggy" wtf"
3 QuizBot  30 " [QUESTION] According to the "Terminator" movies, when was "Judgment Day
"?"
4 t3  25 "Hates could be "wine coin" "deceased vintage""
5 TheGreatOne  19 ""mostly lurking" lolol"
6 KeyboardWarrior  19 ""The threat" was his first one and it was great."
7 KisschatForLife  17 "He even wrote a book on how to kill yourself. It's called "Final exit""
8 goat  17 "so you're a bum then, sponging off welfare, contributing nothing to society and you have the gall
to point your slimy unwashed fingers at others and say "all you do is ____" when you
do literally fuck all"
9 HammerTimePheadXo  14 "anyone who doesn't buy into your conspiracy theory, is a "simpleton" in your view
, t3"
10 play  9 "pascal did you call me a "moron" the other day?"
11 Hayley  8 "You dont know the history and you're like " oh I believe you Tina " shes already admitted
lying about her age lol"
12 everypossiblenick  7 ""end of" says the nonce who can't defend himself"
13 Spooky  5 ""i'm not sending you any money""
14 CubanRaftMonkey  5 "Yesterday, Tina was sucking up to Hayley, saying "She's so nice". while for years
all she did was call Hayley all sorts."
15 AdvilPheadXo  4 ""Hey lads, any of you want a 1-night stand? PM me""
16 RegisPhilbin  3 ""eat" was painted on the wall in the kitchen"
17 OnceUponATimeInKisschat  3 "lol @ "the horny time""
18 kiss_chat_loves_play  3 "was that "the freak""
19 EBR  3 ""Get back in there you pervert""
20 BustAnutRecords  3 "Who cares if it's "Culturally relevant" or not? What matters is whether or not it's more
practical."
21 mindfields  2 "lol it's funny to watch this chat talk about crypto and the only thing they can mention is "Bitcoin""
22 Millla  2 "Next you scream "IT WORKED!" and dash away at top speed."
23 JenniCricket  2 "Rob blocked for having 5 year old "fans""
24 imanog  2 "please don't bring up Tesco soon the screen will be filled with "I WORKS""
25 epicuniverse  2 ""I bought Tesla stock at $250""
26 Cuyahosebag  2 "Pascal doesn't need a name. We can just call him "Inmate No. 561027" and he will respond."
27 bounceback  2 ""what do you mean I'm magic man" lol"
28 trams  1 "Yes, Albert Einstein explicitly stated his admiration and affinity for the philosopher Baruch Spinoza.
Einstein frequently expressed his belief in "Spinoza's God," which refers to Spinoza
's concept of God as being inherent in the natural order and laws of the universe, rather than a
personal, interventionist deity. He considered Spinoza one of the"
29 theflutesong  1 ""crypto is going no where""
30 The_Hosebag_Chronicles  1 "I prefer to call Grillo "Barbie.""



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