#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Thursday 18 Dec 2025 to Wednesday 24 Dec 2025
648 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily chat activity

8058



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9901



8769



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Hourly activity

5.9% 4.9% 4.2% 2.9% 2.1% 1.8% 1.0% 0.5% 0.9% 1.7% 2.2% 2.6% 1.9% 2.6% 4.0% 4.4% 4.2% 5.1% 5.0% 6.2% 8.3% 9.7% 8.9% 8.9%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
768430)
709953

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total number of lines: 8702628
Estimate for this section: 768430 lines.

Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken



Big Numbers

play really wanted others to know what was doing - 4 descriptions altogether.
Example:
 23 Dec 21:21 * play WAVES DOLLARS BILLS AT REBEL
freak_the_lagend was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 26% of lines contained questions.

freak_the didn't know that much either. 25% of lines were questions.

dingo seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 49 times...

hearty also chatted to themselve 22 times.

dingo DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 2123 lines in CAPS!
Example:
 20 Dec 10:10 <dingo> HE WASNT ALOUD TO ENTER THE SHORT BUS
Activity peak: 31 people were simultaneously active on 19 Dec 2025 19:00 - 20:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 TheWeeknd, watty1, h9, Emu_Basher, smokey69, Rebel, Kovan, hearty, merioo, meroo, giantryan, livelaughleave, Forca, JasonKing, T5T746736764GTR, h1, Distant-Horizon, Kenny, Ginger_Viking626, Noo, innightie, Zook, Lefty, Lisa, Mtw, Touched_By_Tism, x8, kid-a, kipper, Pascal-Montana, PascaI-Montana
Touched_By_Tism was overly verbose, averaging 56 letters per line.

(typically people used 30 letters per line in #kisschat.co.uk)

#kisschat.co.uk's dissociative identity disorder sufferers (still haven't found the best one, JasonKing...)
JasonKing6 Nicks JasonKing(89%), JasonKing85(3.9%), JasonKing48(2.2%), JasonKing43(1.8%), JasonKing31(1.7%), JasonKing89(0.8%)
tidingsofcomfortandjoy6 Nicks tidingsofcomfortandjoy(59%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy37(39%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy24(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy72(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy99(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy61(0.2%)
Ben5 Nicks Ben(94%), Ben73(3.0%), Ben13(1.0%), ben95(1.0%), Ben69(1.0%)
T5T746736764GTR4 Nicks T5T746736764GTR(43%), T5T8649843693GTR(30%), T5T476764GTR(22%), T5T78443674GTR(4.9%)
dingo4 Nicks dingo(89%), dingo38(5.9%), dingo34(4.3%), dingo1(0.7%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1dingo - 850
Sherry - 617
hearty - 791
Rebel - 2542
2MrToilet - 701
freak_the_legend - 609
SELINAGUCCII - 721
play - 1443
3watty1 - 643
dingo - 526
Rebel - 629
VibesAlive - 1213
4XmasEvil - 536
ohmyshit - 436
Sherry - 561
dingo - 1212
5StormVuLT - 534
hearty - 418
XmasEvil - 559
SELINAGUCCII - 1013
6Treers - 503
Rebel - 336
watty1 - 518
Pascal-Montana - 987
7Hayley - 491
Northypole - 314
freak_the_legend - 481
smokey69 - 750
8t3 - 451
SheeEp - 209
dingo - 390
kid-a - 681
9Milla - 434
Diplomatic_Sack - 180
play - 389
JasonKing - 663
10Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 409
Jonnie - 115
SheeEp - 387
watty1 - 624

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
9 (3.0%)
 10000..11999
38 (13%)
 8000..9999
100 (33%)
 6000..7999
93 (31%)
 4000..5999
49 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.0%)
 1..1999
4 (1.3%)

2025

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30 31
Lines: 290775
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20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
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25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
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29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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Lines: 251443
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Lines: 216269
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21 22 23 24 25 26 27
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Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
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Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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Lines: 252153
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Lines: 203862



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 1 Sherryfreak_the_legend
2 MillaStormVuLT 2 freak_the_legendRebel
3 HappyCampert3 3 Sherrydingo
4 dingofreak_the_legend 4 SherryRebel
5 HayleyXmasEvil 5 Sherryohmyshit
6 HappyCamperTROON 6 SherryNorthypole
7 HayleySirDave 7 Rebelohmyshit
8 Milladingo 8 dingofreak_the_legend
9 MrToiletdecades 9 ohmyshitfreak_the_legend
10 TROONt3 10 dingohearty
11 Millagabago0L 11 heartyRebel
12 Phead_in_Crisis_XoTreers 12 dingoRebel
13 StormVuLTt3 13 Sherryhearty
14 MrToiletlex123 14 TheRealestTeefreak_the_legend
15 decadeslex123 15 TheRealestTeeDanielle
16 Rebelkid-a 16 dingowatty1
17 Diplomatic_Sackwatty1 17 DanielleVibesAlive
18 LQQK87Milla 18 SherryTheRealestTee
19 Rebelfreak_the_legend 19 Diplomatic_SackSheeEp
20 HayleyTreers 20 Daniellefreak_the_legend


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 TheRealestTeewatty1 1 Rebelplay
2 Rebelfreak_the_legend 2 RebelVibesAlive
3 Sherryfreak_the_legend 3 RebelT5T746736764GTR
4 SherryRebel 4 Rebelsmokey69
5 DanielleRebel 5 Rebelkid-a
6 heartyRebel 6 playsmokey69
7 DanielleSirDave 7 playkid-a
8 RebelXmasEvil 8 JasonKingRebel
9 SherrySirDave 9 Pascal-MontanaRebel
10 XmasEvilpickleball 10 SELINAGUCCIIRebel
11 XmasEvilSELINAGUCCII 11 JasonKingplay
12 DanielleSherry 12 Rebelwatty1
13 Rebelplay 13 Rebelfreak_the_legend
14 VibesAlivehearty 14 VibesAliveplay
15 XmasEvildohpoh 15 VibesAliveSELINAGUCCII
16 XmasEvillex123 16 SELINAGUCCIIplay
17 lex123hearty 17 Pascal-MontanaVibesAlive
18 VibesAliveXmasEvil 18 Rebeltowntown
19 VibesAliveRebel 19 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
20 VibesAliveSELINAGUCCII 20 Pascal-Montanaplay



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Northypole  7
  100%
2 Sherry  7
  100%
3 kid-a  7
  100%
4 hearty  7
  100%
5 Touched_By_Tism  7
  100%
6 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
7 smokey69  7
  100%
8 Rebel  7
  100%
9 play  7
  100%
10 dingo  7
  100%
11 VibesAlive  7
  100%
12 Danielle  6
  86%
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6
  86%
14 LQQK87  6
  86%
15 Jonnie  6
  86%
16 Emu_Basher  6
  86%
17 giantryan  6
  86%
18 watty1  6
  86%
19 Cg  6
  86%
20 freak_the_legend  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Rebel  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 smokey69  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 play  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 VibesAlive  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 dingo  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 Happyjulie50  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 Sherry  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Northypole  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 kid-a  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Touched_By_Tism  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 hearty  7 18 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Emu_Basher  6 18 Dec - 23 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
13 Cg  6 19 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
14 LQQK87  6 18 Dec - 23 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
15 Danielle  6 18 Dec - 23 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
16 Jonnie  5 20 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
17 freak_the_legend  5 18 Dec - 22 Dec 2025
  Currently 1 days active
18 JasonKing  5 18 Dec - 22 Dec 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (22 Dec 2025)
19 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 20 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
20 JeffreyEpstein  4 18 Dec - 21 Dec 2025
  Currently 1 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
44.. 6 Touched_By_Tism(55.6), PascaI-Montana(48.7), TROON(47.4), t3(46.4...
42..43 1 sumguy(42.6)
40..41 3 A_Rebel_Xmas(41.2), wurrble182(40.7), liveleavelaugh(40.3)
38..39 7 atmospheric-river(39.8), T5T3737637GT3(39.8), seasons-beatings(39....
36..37 7 liljudyfunfun(37.8), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(37.7), Danielle(37.6), tidingsof...
34..35 7 DiavoIoScuro(35.9), SEAL_OF_GOD(34.9), rock-and-sway-its-play(34...
32..33 5 SELINAGUCCII(33.5), XmasEvil(32.9), freak_the_lagend(32.8), bitchbe...
30..31 11 busdosser(32.0), pickleball(31.7), Basque_In_Nevada(31.6), towntow...
28..29 14 Emu_Basher(29.9), JasonKing(29.7), StormVuLT(29.3), blahblah(29.2)...
26..27 9 HoundBoss(27.8), ohmyshit(27.7), play-soon-here(27.4), Ben(27.4), V...
24..25 10 giantryan(26.0), lex123(25.4), Fukitol(25.2), Inferno(25.1), SD(25.0), M...
22..23 11 Treers(24.0), Kenny(23.9), SantaQuits(23.8), Cg(23.6), FrankgoestoH...
..21 11 Jesamine(22.0), crisps(21.2), Julie(21.2), Jonnie(20.3), BrandyButter(1...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words

Count Word Last used by At
3422 "that" white-trash-meatloaf 24 Dec 23:58
2146 "have" WifeVids4U 24 Dec 23:57
2010 "your" tuareg 24 Dec 23:57
1949 "like" MrToilet 24 Dec 23:58
1940 "with" MrToilet 24 Dec 23:58
1787 "they" ViennaFromRisingDamp 24 Dec 23:58
1590 "what" Rebel 24 Dec 23:49
1517 "here" ViennaFromRisingDamp 24 Dec 23:56
1401 "just" Inferno 24 Dec 23:48
1220 "know" play 24 Dec 23:43


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1614 "Rebel" MrToilet 24 Dec 23:55
909 "play" ViennaFromRisingDamp 24 Dec 23:57
379 "cunt" dingo 24 Dec 23:37
343 "Sherry" RunWithTheFox 24 Dec 21:48
328 "kid-a" play 24 Dec 23:31


Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
94 Rebel "leek"(3), "mongo"(5), "Spazzie"(10), "pepsi"(3), "fence"(3), "crotch"(3), "annoyed"(6),
"scabbers"(9), "bizarre"(3), "harassing"(9), "charger"(3), "pointing"(4), "basement"(4),
"wherever"(3), "translate"(6), "Gentleman"(3), "alcoholics"(6), "whichever"(3),
"Brigadoon"(3), "intentions"(3)
82 Pascal-Montana "zits"(9), "pond"(7), "Spud"(3), "otras"(5), "purely"(8), "Kamala"(8), "rural"(3), "weirdos"(9),
"Barbara"(5), "funding"(4), "Hussein"(4), "beliefs"(3), "February"(5), "relocate"(3),
"embraces"(3), "Israelis"(3), "olvidemos"(5), "diarrhoea"(3), "vegetables"(3),
"transvestite"(8)
53 play "Hoser"(32), "Ozzy"(8), "Fuki"(6), "Viva"(3), "rainy"(6), "nyan"(3), "BULBS"(5), "Cabot"(3),
"cloudy"(4), "Biafra"(3), "Pocanos"(3), "leftist"(3), "Pleiades"(3), "acid-cat"(4),
"mistletoe"(5), "followers"(3), "playhouse"(3), "breadcrumbs"(4), "purplevulpix"(3),
"pkmnrainbowmew"(3)
46 SELINAGUCCII "pple"(37), "Jinn"(16), "roby"(12), "Devon"(12), "elon"(7), "becoz"(8), "chkn"(3), "Emily"(6),
"sharp"(3), "nearby"(3), "battle"(3), "armour"(3), "will "(3), "recite"(3), "persian"(3),
"lobster"(3), "cycling"(3), "regrets"(3), "returned"(3), "vunerable"(3)
42 dingo "KUNT"(11), "TEEL"(5), "XAXAXA"(11), "nato"(4), "GABA"(3), "COZI"(3), "muted"(4),
"POROOF"(7), "Ooops"(4), "AGREEE"(3), "RUSSAIN"(4), "SHOOTER"(4), "BEATLES"(3),
"ALEKOOM"(3), "LOGGIES"(3), "PARTYING"(4), "WATTY4 "(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8), ...
39 kid-a " How"(9), "GURL"(3), " did"(5), "costa"(5), " Just"(6), "limmy"(3), "vacant"(5),
"prizes"(5), " good"(5), " haha"(4), " Dave"(3), " been"(3), " Will"(3), " come"(3),
" dani"(3), " never"(5), "navidad"(3), "visitor"(3), " Phead"(3), "audience"(3)
37 VibesAlive "pheads"(15), "rizz"(7), "Urgh"(5), "Ello"(4), "SWAG"(3), "noted"(3), "cuter"(3), "beady"(3),
"thomas"(4), "tradie"(4), "filmed"(3), "leaked"(3), "shares"(3), "FARMERS"(4), "hairline"(6),
"Hornsea"(3), "racists"(3), "cannabis"(3), "independent"(3), "transgender"(3)
29 watty1 "BORE"(22), "teepot"(9), "wanka"(5), "isint"(5), "slack"(4), "Pmsfl"(4), "bangs"(3),
"teehee"(5), "ls11"(3), "nabbed"(3), "druggy"(3), "Lmfaoooooo"(14), "Anfield"(4),
"wrecking"(5), "swallows"(3), "lmfaooooooo"(3), "hahahahhaha"(3), "embarrassing"(5),
"hahahahhahaa"(4), "hahahahahhahaa"(3)
27 Milla " ff"(6), " Do"(4), " wtf"(7), "at "(3), "oldie"(5), "who "(3), " Grr"(3), "shade"(3),
"have "(5), "recall"(4), " kid-a"(6), "never "(3), " lol "(3), "gallery"(3), "Indian "(3),
"Dagestan"(3), " Gabago0L"(10), " smokey69"(5), "unbelievable"(4),
" Phead_in_Crisis_Xo"(3)
26 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "bad "(6), "quest"(4), "flaws"(3), "~waves"(5), "doxxed"(5), "Sharon"(4), "alfalfa"(7),
"feeble"(3), "sludge"(3), "whereas"(5), "pitiful"(5), "celsius"(4), "nihilism"(3), "Brezhnev"(3),
"assembled"(6), "adultery"(3), "relativism"(8), "evidently"(3), "relativity"(6),
"undermines"(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
37 Rebel and SELINAGUCCII "pipe"(11), "BITE"(9), "bury"(8), "tidy"(4), "tizer"(7), "added"(6), "hyper"(4), "adopt"(3),
"Empire"(5), "guests"(5), "habits"(4), "gardens"(5), "noodles"(5), "pigment"(3),
"reindeer"(5), "currently"(4), "surrounded"(6), "instincts"(3), "memorising"(3),
"significant"(3)
29 Rebel and VibesAlive "midget"(20), "phones"(14), "plug"(7), "dirt"(6), "vimto"(8), "glow"(4), "tray"(4), "carbs"(5),
"mobile"(8), "slices"(3), "upside"(3), "Stirling"(7), "rabbits"(4), "muddled"(3), "Southern"(4),
"disorder"(4), "finishes"(3), "entertain"(5), "obsessing"(5), "marriages"(4)
28 Rebel and play "ipad"(10), "bent"(7), "awol"(6), "veet"(5), "iris"(4), "sang"(3), "stale"(5), "cornflakes"(19),
"lacks"(4), "Dances"(5), "shaven"(4), "tattoo"(4), "10am"(3), "danish"(3), "desire"(3),
"lottery"(6), "Sneeze"(3), "biscuit"(4), "POPPING"(4), "demented"(4)
28 Rebel and Pascal-Montana "wales"(16), "peas"(6), "former"(10), "towns"(6), "sexually"(15), "craps"(4),
"FAVOUR"(6), "scroll"(6), "African"(8), "wished"(5), "Karate"(5), "factor"(3), "biscuits"(8),
"compute"(4), "chucked"(3), "Mauritius"(8), "jealousy"(4), "appeared"(3), "abandoned"(4),
"disappeared"(5)
27 kid-a and Milla " no"(17), " the"(18), " My"(11), " but"(14), " that"(14), " well"(14), " ok"(7),
" so"(7), " if"(6), " or"(6), " all"(9), " What"(10), " Get"(5), " Don"(5), " are"(4),
" Let"(4), " Your"(5), " Selina"(10), " even"(3), " always"(3)
26 dingo and watty1 "seli"(16), "AWWWW"(8), "dads"(4), "lifes"(3), "maggot"(3), "Looooooool"(11),
"Here’s"(3), "Lolololol"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOL"(4), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(16),
"LOOOOOOOOOOL"(4), "loooooooooooool"(13), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), ...
25 Rebel and kid-a "hung"(10), "deer"(6), "Arya"(3), "hall"(3), "Gerard"(6), "strangers"(12), "dresses"(5),
"boredom"(4), "lasagne"(4), "debates"(3), "Rudolph"(3), "marilyn"(3), "simpleton"(5),
"exploring"(5), "laughable"(5), "centuries"(4), "Highlands"(4), "raspberry"(4),
"Alexander"(3), "impression"(5)
19 SELINAGUCCII and Pascal-Montana "puppet"(12), "carrot"(11), "skinny"(10), "joint"(5), "global"(8), "Thailand"(14), "melts"(3),
"days "(4), "Joseph"(4), "extreme"(7), "warming"(4), "mussels"(4), "applies"(3),
"dessert"(3), "parachat"(3), "microsoft"(3), "christians"(5), "combination"(4),
"accomplished"(4)
19 Rebel and SheeEp "pies"(8), "Essex"(8), "elite"(8), "tent"(4), "cough"(6), "chalet"(7), "nachos"(4), "starve"(4),
"smacked"(6), "profit"(3), "thousand"(7), "Iceland"(4), "pennies"(4), "arrives"(3),
"devices"(3), "mechanic"(3), "bursting"(3), "repeatedly"(4), "narcissistic"(3)
17 Rebel and Sherry "arsed"(9), "belt"(4), "worn"(3), "Suing"(3), "plates"(4), "morgue"(3), "Gritty"(3),
"pyjamas"(6), "nephews"(5), "vicious"(3), "Shurrup"(3), "gritters"(5), "radiator"(5),
"disaster"(4), "wardrobe"(3), "chatrooms"(3), "battering"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Rebel  41 "Put 3 in the freezer and had one the next day for dinner"
2 SELINAGUCCII  21 "here have a halal beef burger"
3 Pascal-Montana  21 "Kelly do you like banana genitalia"
4 SheeEp  18 "sick as fuck, the broiler chicken its called"
5 livelaughleave  18 "Those were some good looking burgers"
6 play  15 "I would eat that biscuit"
7 kid-a  13 " rebel.  Turkey curry for Alexander?"
8 Inferno  12 "its supposed to be christmas lunch"
9 kipper  11 "whilst everyone else pays top dollar for a carton of eggs!"
10 JeffreyEpstein  11 "I would prefer a chinky take away or indian take away for xmas dinner my tell my dad that"
11 Sherry  9 "we usualy do but by time we ate dinner everyones to stuffed for pudding so i might not do one"
12 watty1  7 "Lefty crying into his sausage and beans about Lorri kicking him back in the gutter where he belongs"
13 Touched_By_Tism  7 "lol he was going on about multiple women want to give him gifts and want him to have dinner with
them"
14 PascaI-Montana  7 "vibes you should go to Sunday mass and have tea and biscuits after, you might pull a nice reasonable
Christian woman,"
15 JasonKing  7 "to be fair i ain't nommed a burger in decades"
16 Danielle  7 "Christmas chip is the best livelaughleave.  Chips.  Turkey.  Ham.  Stuffing. Tiny sausages.  Covered
in lots of gravy"
17 TheRealestTee  6 "Shit burgers btw 2/10"
18 T5T746736764GTR  6 "MILLA CAN MAKE SAUSAGE LOOK GOURMET"
19 Northypole  6 "i cook the dinner anyway"
20 white-trash-meatloaf  5 "Rebel comes from a long line of white trash who eat cornflakes for dinner"
21 Treers  5 "i cant stand sweet chicken"
22 ohmyshit  5 "haslet is like beef tongue right?"
23 VSXPINK  4 "I'm about teaching men how to fish"
24 sixthsense  4 "i left some biscuits on the table"
25 SirDave  4 "sherry swallowd her fish"
26 ItsYouU  4 "You, not making her breakfast haha"
27 giantryan  4 "I went currys, it's new"
28 Fukitol  4 "it's 1.30 am and i still need to make dinner"
29 Emu_Basher  4 "it was because of the Egg again crying in help again"
30 Diplomatic_Sack  4 "take the black eye n cook the dinner bitch !"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 XmasEvil  36 ""Grab em in the pussy" should be on a T shirt."
2 t3  17 "I once saw a guy type "iche liebe dick" to a German girl he liked in chat. I didn't have
the heart to tell him"
3 TheRealestTee  14 "Or you gonna do a Watty and avoid me when I message "im here" lol "
4 Touched_By_Tism  13 "actually i remember when sav was going to dox me "on monday morning when i'm in the
office""
5 lex123  13 "he said "threaten me like that again" what ya going do lad lol"
6 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  12 "well, the word "business" does tend to carry an inherently commercialistic connotation"
7 liljudyfunfun  12 "JasonKing is a beat Nick like Doug's sister in the cartoon "Doug""
8 VibesAlive  11 "Rebel: Got the vibe from " well dressed most days""
9 StormVuLT  11 "(my trick. Now he says "you cunt I'm LEFTY" and then I say ahaa! Confirmed! now I
block you!)"
10 gabago0L  7 ""how does Santa dooo eeet""
11 Cuyahosebag  7 "I still use the tried and trusted Monty Python line delivered with a fake French accent: "I fart
in your general direction.""
12 ToXiCTyPeR  6 "Some people have "The gift"."
13 meaghs_picture  6 "Selinagguccii "squirt" is a gidt"
14 livelaughleave  6 "Jason King why are you obsessed with John Arbuckle from the comic and animated series "G...
...arfield and friends""
15 VSXPINK  5 ""yeah well the USA has nuke sights""
16 SEAL_OF_GOD  5 "I wouldn't call it "nice""
17 liveleavelaugh  5 ""incest is incest""
18 iwannabepegged  5 "Lost a bet. My forfeit is to ask you for something embarrassing/ humiliating to say/ text on here.
Can you help? Think along the lines of "I'm a little simp, I like wearing my br* and p*nties under
my maid's dr*ss whilst...". ANYONE WHO PITCHES IN TO HELP MIGHT GET A REWARD BUT
YOU MUST HELP ME FIRST, NO ASKING FOR DETAILS FIRST"
19 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  4 "No such thing as "anti gravity""
20 LQQK87  4 "I GOOGLED DOES PISSCAL THE QUEER LIVE IN MONTANA ? CAME BACK ..."DOES HE FUCK
""
21 DiavoloScuro  4 "There was this guy named "Ali". We used to call him "Ali Baba""
22 The_Old_Wazoo  3 "Now we know what the "profound crisis" is: uncritical love of Donald Trump"
23 rock-and-sway-its-play  3 "UK cops yell out criminals and tell criminal "dont you commit that crime" or else"
24 Rebel  3 "She was arrested a few times too because of her "parties""
25 Hose_for_the_Holidays  3 "LMAO @ "big Jew hose" -- very original "
26 Hayley  3 "" she just slipped, officer ""
27 DiavoIoScuro  3 "it's "an incel""
28 seasons-beatings  2 "Meags "kid" is an adult"
29 pegmeplease  2 "Just lost a bet with the lads. My forfeit is for me to ask you for something embarrassing/ humiliating
to say/ type here for your entertainment. Don't hold back and give me as many things to say as
possible. Think along the lines of "I'm a little simp who likes to wear a bra and panties under
my maid's dress before I'm pegged". Cheers lads!"
30 Milla  2 "They should have called it "2 - 3 years Dagestan, forget"."



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Happyjulie50  48 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
2 Rebel  27 "Taylor Drift, Luke Grittler, Chilly Connolly, Hagrit, Snowmandalorian, Paddington Brrr, Hello Gritty
, and Salt and Chilly just googled it for south Lanarkshire"
3 Cg  25 "  hello Cuya"
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  18 "Good afternoon folks and assembled oafs"
5 Jonnie  18 "hello"
6 XmasEvil  11 "Hello Care."
7 Northypole  11 "morning"
8 kid-a  11 "Yeah. I only do mornings in oxfam. Fuck the counting money shit"
9 binman  10 "hello milla x x x"
10 VibesAlive  9 ""Morning Carl. I left you a gift for Xmas. Hope you get to pick it before tomorrow. Thank you
for your hard work.""
11 watty1  8 "You were told and told the morning before the game I’d be down the malt shovel"
12 StormVuLT  8 "Hello friends, and hello LQQK87"
13 Pascal-Montana  8 "where is play this afternoon"
14 hearty  6 "vibes hello"
15 Evil-Bill  6 "Hello Rebel"
16 Touched_By_Tism  5 "Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy"
17 ohmyshit  5 "its a bad morning for me"
18 Milla  5 "Evening all"
19 Inferno  5 "surely you have to go in the morning"
20 Treers  4 "i will go back for it in the morning"
21 SELINAGUCCII  4 "good afternoon northy x"
22 MikeTard2025  4 "cool...just the same here...high as usual and listening to and posting music videos late at night/early
morning lol"
23 lex123  4 "told the landlord today he is a fucking bellend cause he works on sunday at 7 in morning waking
my lad up"
24 Kippo  4 "Happy crowd in here this morning"
25 freak_the_legend  4 "anyway i'm off to bed?..........................kid enjoy the rest of your evening in fake piano playing
land"
26 dan96  4 "Hello"
27 Cuyahosebag  4 "There's a news story this morning recounting a speakerphone conversation between Jeffrey Epstein
and Donald Trump where they were debating whether a certain woman had enough pubic hair
for them to floss their teeth."
28 wurrble182  3 "SELINAGUCCII can you do it all naked the morning after"
29 towntown  3 "you did that weird hello thing"
30 SEAL_OF_GOD  3 "Hello evil bill brother"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 watty1  260 "I love witnessing chatters epic meltdowns 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️"
2 kipper  127 "Suoolecta Christmas day will be spent on here under another clone nick won't it :D"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  125 "<<<<< chick magnet :)"
4 SheeEp  118 "good moaning sherry :)"
5 Rebel  56 "Norris will you ever ignore me 🙂"
6 Hayley  44 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
7 VibesAlive  42 "MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS INCLUDING JULIE ;)"
8 Milla  42 " 🤣"
9 StormVuLT  33 "You had to ask him when you had the chance. Damn :D"
10 busdosser  33 "Pascal-Montana ikr :D"
11 SirDave  26 "im in sunny flordia :)"
12 TROON  23 "I've never known such a simpleton  that wallows in his self importance 😂"
13 DiavoIoScuro  18 "<<<< chick magnet :)"
14 Danielle  14 "If you like.  Be yourself :)"
15 DestructionOfDAScotSimpletons  13 "Rebel you sound on the vocaroos like you're in a daze, confused, trying to understand life 😂 , all
confused and traumatized by this chatroom 😂"
16 smokey69  12 "Yvw ☺️"
17 BeerMonsta90  11 "😂"
18 TheRealestTee  10 "You'll never win an another argument with toon, everytime you get loud "Oh you're a big
man to me but shit it from Tee" 😂😂😂😂"
19 TooBrutalForChat  9 "But then you knew that that’s why you didn’t show up 🤣"
20 SD  8 "wwow thats for ur number Danielle :)"
21 DesertEagle  8 "You've always been an extremely dense, slow-witted dumbass to me. And your last place in the
Quiz just confirmed it further 😅"
22 XmasEvil  7 "Yeah, Benji. Put Hayley on top. ;)"
23 NakedSanta  7 "SELINAGUCCII i seen ur pic do u wear a burkha 🤭"
24 Fukitol  7 "😁"
25 RebeI  6 "no he's a chick magnet, no joke :)"
26 Phead_in_Crisis_XoX  6 "thank you to Bill, for not minding me cloning him :)"
27 MadFriday  6 "😆"
28 lex123  6 ":)"
29 giantryan  6 "Just over 15 grand spent today 😕"
30 BoreasDomus  6 "no one knows you, tidings, and now let's see this proof, or you can simply carry on humiliating
yourself :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 dingo  309 "AWWW"
2 freak_the_legend  267 "ok"
3 watty1  250 "👍"
4 Rebel  214 "Brb"
5 lex123  185 "lol"
6 hearty  146 "omg"
7 SELINAGUCCII  124 "BLA"
8 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  112 ":)"
9 VibesAlive  99 "OMG"
10 Hayley  76 "lol"
11 XmasEvil  69 "LMAO"
12 smokey69  58 "Fuck"
13 SheeEp  57 "lmao"
14 Milla  57 " k"
15 StormVuLT  54 "lol"
16 kipper  49 ":D"
17 kid-a  48 "Lol"
18 Jonnie  48 "see"
19 Sherry  46 "no"
20 play  42 "NAH"
21 HappyCamper  41 "same"
22 TheWeeknd  40 "pmsl"
23 MrToilet  39 "lol"
24 Northypole  37 "tis"
25 freak_the  35 "haha"
26 Treers  34 "lol"
27 JasonKing  31 "oh"
28 t3  29 "Ouch"
29 giantryan  28 "Ewww"
30 gabago0L  25 "Yup"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Rebel  115 <VibesAlive> Rebel: towntown: maybe they just used it for porn
2 dingo  39 <VibesAlive> dingo: has crazy ai sklls
3 play  35 <Cuyahosebag> Play, just wondering. What does Mr. Trump's taint taste like when you
lick it?
4 Pascal-Montana  22 <VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: https://youtu.be/H-OIHCH4wqI?list=RDX5xYgcEHR30
5 Danielle  21 <VibesAlive> Danielle: where did you have them last?
6 T5T3737637GT3  18 <VibesAlive> T5T3737637GT3: Seen them, they cute
7 SELINAGUCCII  18 <VibesAlive> SELINAGUCCII: https://youtu.be/yXrlhebkpIQ
8 lex123  18 <VibesAlive> lex123: yes benefits galore in nick
9 hearty  18 <VibesAlive> hearty: i still ike you
10 T5T37363636GTRR  17 <VibesAlive> T5T46463384GTRR: oh my god t
11 bill  16 <The_Old_Wazoo> Bill, just wondering. What religion do you Cubans follow? Zoroasterism?
12 XmasEvil  15 <Touched_By_Tism> Xmas-EVIL, yeah and smacking a ho for poor performance and not
paying her should be legal too
13 kid-a  14 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> kid-a, characterizing things as `pseudo-intellectual' reveals a lack of
seriousness on your part. But not to worry, experience of life, tends
, to make things more serious, for almost everyone. 
14 Inferno  14 <VibesAlive> Inferno: i'm glad you're feeling better man
15 T5T746736764GTR  13 <VibesAlive> T5T746736764GTR: this is rebel https://pasteboard.co/gNgLAt6aqieP.png
16 PascaI-Montana  10 <VibesAlive> PascaI-Montana: I got you
17 Jonnie  10 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, fuck you buddy
18 towntown  8 <VibesAlive> towntown: they are better on a different switch
19 watty1  7 <MincePies> watty1, don't tell me that kid-a has been trying it on with toon?
20 SD  6 <Hayley> SD, fuck sake... you had to tell everyone my fetish lol
21 MrToilet  6 <VibesAlive> MrToilet: get all the women in retail
22 Treers  5 <VibesAlive> Treers: FUCKING LOVE YOURSELF
23 StormVuLT  5 <Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, yg
24 Milla  5 <t3> Milla, pull my finger
25 Hayley  5 <StormVuLT> Hayley, has blahblah asked you to be with him yet?
26 giantryan  5 <VibesAlive> giantryan: looks mint mate
27 Stomper  4 <VibesAlive> Stomper: Yeah shame for me hah
28 Sherry  4 <Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Sherry, what's your favorite Christmas song to play while you are being
spit roasted by two Jamaican ex-cons?
29 SheeEp  4 <Touched_By_Tism> SheeEp, i'll never understand how people on the dole get free dentists
but still have no teeth
30 Julie  4 <decades> julie, we care if you want to talk like a person and have some varied
chat



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 play  4 * play gets himself a cold one
2 Touched_By_Tism  3 * Touched_By_Tism spits on hearty
3 livelaughleave  3 * livelaughleave yawns
4 liljudyfunfun  3 * liljudyfunfun SPRAYS VINEGAR ON THE PAKI RAPIST IN ITS EYES
5 play-soon-here  2 * play-soon-here FLEXES HIS BUM CHEEKS AT MILLA
6 zap  1 * zap winks
7 VibesAlive  1 * VibesAlive cough
8 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  1 * tidingsofcomfortandjoy37 fans out the skrills
9 SEAL_OF_GOD  1 * SEAL_OF_GOD throws a banana at Smokey's monkey head
10 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing buys selina o one-way ticket to afghanistan
11 gabago0L  1 * gabago0L flexes butt cheeks to the beat of the music
12 bitchbewithyou  1 * bitchbewithyou yawns at SirGeriatric



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 kipper  8 "when when you die goes to 90%!"
2 VSXPINK  6 "Man made 100 %"
3 Touched_By_Tism  5 "the cost of even running real ai is more than 98% of companies would make in a lifetime"
4 SELINAGUCCII  5 "Between 2019/20 and 2021/22, 68% of principal suspects convicted of homicide were from the
white ethnic group, followed by 14% from the black ethnic group and 15% from the other ethnic
group"
5 SD  4 "fuck it this room is now like 75% FAGG.OTTS"
6 gabago0L  4 "Rebel is your blood type actually AB? If you are 100% Irish that's insane because they are an o
bloodline"
7 TheRealestTee  3 "I'll see you in February when im 100% there for a Liverpool game "
8 Pascal-Montana  3 "they are being fed propaganda by the democratic 95% News Channels"
9 livelaughleave  3 "I'm 100% bout that dave"
10 dingo  3 "BY 89%"
11 XmasEvil  2 "..99% *"
12 watty1  2 "yes dave  you are here you make up for 70% of the faggots in here"
13 SirDave  2 "shes MY sex slave t% xd"
14 SheeEp  2 "yeah if you have 4 teeth or more it puts you in the top 4%"
15 SEAL_OF_GOD  2 "Lol you can tell 99% in here haven't been in the job market at all"
16 play  2 "the meal already had a 20% tip on it and each couple paid another 20% tip because who the fuck
knew the tip was included"
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "Trump overall approval is around 39%, play"
18 liveleavelaugh  2 "100%"
19 liljudyfunfun  2 "Rebel I literally cannot even understand 76% of what you say"
20 DestructionOfDAScotSimpletons  2 "100% proof I've completely triggered her"
21 white-trash-meatloaf  1 "Play reminds me of Larry david 100%"
22 VibesAlive  1 "love is 50% of my equity"
23 TROON  1 "lets face it 95% of chatters here are mingers. And  I often don't like them"
24 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  1 "Nah mate that's 100% humans and the military and it's the aether"
25 StormVuLT  1 "Probably 80% of what I type is not sent"
26 SirD  1 "is it true T%is a muslem????"
27 Sherry_650KG_DLA-Xmas  1 "4% body fat con. "
28 Sherry  1 "hes in and out toning his 4% body fat lol"
29 Pavlo_Lapshyn  1 "SELINAGUCCII,, Devon 0.4% muslim, Mid Devon 0.2% muslim, West Devon 0.2% Muslim, East Devon
0.3% Muslim"
30 PascaI-Montana  1 "at least 35 to 40% of people eat junk food"



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