#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Wednesday 26 Nov 2025 to Tuesday 2 Dec 2025
675 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily chat activity

8219



7709



7825



10925



8269



9337



9376



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Activity by hours

5.9% 4.9% 5.3% 4.2% 4.4% 2.7% 1.3% 1.2% 1.2% 2.4% 2.7% 4.0% 4.7% 3.7% 3.3% 4.1% 3.2% 3.8% 4.3% 5.2% 6.0% 7.3% 8.1% 6.2%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
766300)
524799

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total line count: 8517474
Estimated number of lines for current section: 766300 lines

The most active day so far has been Saturday 6 Apr 2024 with a line count of 15099



Big Numbers

quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador liked talking about themself - 9 descriptions altogether.
Sample:
 1 Dec 19:23 * quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador gives somethings-funky-in-here some cubensis
Papeete was uncertain about many things - 33% of lines contained a question.

JasonKing was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 21%.

icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 51 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: hearty - was caught talking to themself 34 times.

janey forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 1197 lines in CAPS.
Sample:
 1 Dec 22:28 <janey> I WILL SEND HIM JD AND HOUNT TO MOX
28 Nov 2025 22:00 - 23:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 33 people active
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Rebel, SELINAGUCCII, Shes-Still-A-Maniac, kipper, vibesalive, logo-west-coast, watty1, Elon, JasonKing, Evil-Bill, Alister, SELiNAGUCCll, SEL1NAGUCCII, suf, VibesAREalive, Sufiina, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, EviI-Bill, GrumpyGraham, Kenny, Northy, JonnieCAT, MattDamon, westcoast-7rings, kid-a, canigetafuckyou, greenbean, SheeEp, Xmas-EVIL, ROBSAYZSYSYSYDD, Happyjulie50, Sav, itty-bitty-titty
Ho-Ho-Hosebag was overly verbose, averaging 73 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's multiple-personality disorder sufferers (still haven't found the best one, T5T576347647H2R...)
T5T576347647H2R19 Nicks T5T576347647H2R(33%), T5T74646H2R(16%), T5T45354345H2R(15%), T5T36376H2R(10%), T5T6487364782H2R(4.3%), T5T76437364H2R(3.6%), T5T589483694836H2R(3.4%), T5T74367364H2R(2.5%), T5T8923748937H2R(2.0%), T5T465475H2R(2.0%), T5T467645H2R(1.6%), T5T2837363H2R(1.4%), T5T2383736H2R(1.1%), T5T736736H2R(0.9%), T5T3836363H2R(0.7%), T5T2736363H2R(0.7%), T5T365454H2R...
logo-west-coast4 Nicks logo-west-coast(88%), logo-west-coast40(7.5%), logo-west-coast56(3.5%), logo-west-coast21(0.2%)
Northy4 Nicks Northy(85%), Northy73(7.5%), Northy60(7.0%), Northy45(0.3%)
freak_the_legend3 Nicks freak_the_legend(98%), freak_the_--------legend(1.4%), freak_the_legend67(0.1%)
Ho-Ho-Hosebag3 Nicks Ho-Ho-Hosebag(93%), Ho_Ho_Hosebag(4.7%), Ho_Ho-Hosebag(1.6%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 1412
hearty - 892
icon - 2393
Rebel - 1909
2t3 - 1314
Julie - 758
Julie - 926
smokey69 - 1180
3hearty - 1062
freak_the_legend - 740
SELINAGUCCII - 905
janey - 1150
4watty1 - 973
icon - 696
freak_the_legend - 759
freak_the_legend - 811
5Hayley - 961
kipper - 659
kipper - 715
JasonKing - 802
6freak_the_legend - 713
Sherry - 462
Kenny - 698
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 626
7StormVuLT - 523
Northy - 312
TheRealestTee - 561
play - 597
8ToXiCTyPeR - 517
Kenny - 274
hearty - 558
Francesco - 583
9logo-west-coast - 464
RROBSAYZ - 233
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 534
icon - 572
10Rebel - 442
ROBSSSSAYZ - 224
Sherry - 524
hearty - 540

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
8 (2.9%)
 10000..11999
35 (13%)
 8000..9999
89 (32%)
 6000..7999
89 (32%)
 4000..5999
46 (17%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.2%)
 1..1999
4 (1.4%)

2025

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30 31
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20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
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Lines: 179530
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Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
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21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
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19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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Lines: 252148
12 / 2025
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Lines: 18713



Chat partners

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Hayleyt3 1 Julieicon
2 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 2 freak_the_legendkipper
3 Hayleyfreak_the_legend 3 JulieNorthy
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xot3 4 JulieSherry
5 Phead_in_Crisis_XoStormVuLT 5 Juliefreak_the_legend
6 StormVuLTt3 6 Juliehearty
7 JasonKingRebel 7 Sherryicon
8 StormVuLTRebel 8 freak_the_legendicon
9 DoxxingYourBestFriendwatty1 9 Juliekipper
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty 10 NorthySherry
11 Evil-Billt3 11 JulieKenny
12 FreeSpiritt3 12 SherryXmas-EVIL
13 t3freak_the_legend 13 Northyfreak_the_legend
14 Hayleyhearty 14 Kennyicon
15 HayleyJenniCricket 15 KennySherry
16 Hayleylogo-west-coast 16 Rebelicon
17 FukitolPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 17 Sherryfreak_the_legend
18 RebelPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 18 Sherryhearty
19 LQQK87StormVuLT 19 Northyicon
20 TNA_B2B_NBCt3 20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoicon


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Julieicon 1 INNITjaney
2 Kennyicon 2 Rebelsmokey69
3 Sherryicon 3 Rebelfreak_the_legend
4 kippericon 4 Rebelplay
5 SELINAGUCCIIicon 5 RebelJasonKing
6 freak_the_legendicon 6 RebelPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
7 TheRealestTeeicon 7 Rebelkid-a
8 TheRealestTeeJulie 8 Rebelicon
9 SheeEpicon 9 Rebelbaddish33
10 Juliekipper 10 JasonKingplay
11 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoicon 11 playfreak_the_legend
12 Juliefreak_the_legend 12 playkid-a
13 Rebelicon 13 JasonKingsmokey69
14 SELINAGUCCIIkipper 14 smokey69janey
15 T5T576347647H2Ricon 15 RebelToXiCTyPeR
16 KennySELINAGUCCII 16 T5T576347647H2Ricon
17 heartyicon 17 ElonRebel
18 JulieSherry 18 iconsmokey69
19 Evil-Billicon 19 Rebelhearty
20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty 20 SELINAGUCCIIsmokey69



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Cg  7
  100%
2 SheeEp  7
  100%
3 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
4 kid-a  7
  100%
5 t3  7
  100%
6 kipper  7
  100%
7 Sherry  7
  100%
8 Northy  7
  100%
9 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
10 Evil-Bill  7
  100%
11 StormVuLT  7
  100%
12 LQQK87  7
  100%
13 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
15 icon  7
  100%
16 JasonKing  7
  100%
17 hearty  7
  100%
18 Rebel  7
  100%
19 watty1  7
  100%
20 smokey69  7
  100%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 icon  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 SELINAGUCCII  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 StormVuLT  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 LQQK87  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 watty1  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 smokey69  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Rebel  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 JasonKing  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 hearty  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 kid-a  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 t3  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 Happyjulie50  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 Cg  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 SheeEp  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 TheRealestTee  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 Evil-Bill  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
18 Northy  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
19 kipper  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
20 Sherry  7 26 Nov - 2 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 7 Ho-Ho-Hosebag(73.1), Touched_By_Tism(52.9), Doxxing_King(51.6), ...
42..44 6 DoxxingYourBestFriend(44.9), logo-west-coast(43.4), WoW-west-co...
39..41 3 starboy-west-coast(41.9), eazy-westcoast(40.7), Elon(40.0)
36..38 8 lukeskywalkingonthesehaters(38.9), airraid(38.8), quicktodeadthebulllik...
33..35 12 ```(35.9), Danielle(35.8), LQQK87(35.5), Pie_Smasher(35.5), bitda(35.4...
30..32 14 T5T387948739GTR(32.6), Rebel(32.6), EggTastic(32.4), Piss_up_a_V...
27..29 14 Kenny(29.5), Shes-Still-A-Maniac(29.4), Cg(29.4), icon(29.2), ookloo(2...
24..26 9 JasonKing(27.0), Fukitol(26.9), Northy(26.6), Naturemade(26.2), freak_...
21..23 9 freak_the_legand(24.0), Swimming(23.7), Julie(23.1), DoxxingAutisticC...
18..20 1 JonnieCAT(19.1)
..17 14 smokey69(17.4), ROBSAYZSYSYSYDD(16.6), ROBSAYZGAGAGA(1...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most frequently repeated words

Count Word Last used by At
3377 "that" Evil-Bill 2 Dec 23:58
1944 "have" Evil-Bill 2 Dec 23:53
1839 "like" Evil-Bill 2 Dec 23:55
1816 "with" PlayTheFatAmerican 2 Dec 23:57
1449 "here" baddish33 2 Dec 23:39
1411 "they" baddish33 2 Dec 23:53
1393 "what" baddish33 2 Dec 23:57
1304 "JUST" baddish33 2 Dec 23:28
1200 "know" PlayTheFatAmerican 2 Dec 23:43
1006 "about" baddish33 2 Dec 23:46


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1034 "Rebel" baddish33 2 Dec 23:57
892 "icon" freak_the_legend 2 Dec 19:30
632 "Julie" Evil-Bill 2 Dec 23:35
587 "Hayley" Oranges 2 Dec 12:05
573 "Kenny" freak_the_legend 2 Dec 22:09


The ones with own private vocabulary
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
124 icon "teeee"(31), "575K"(26), "Wakey"(13), "alcys"(10), "Rename"(11), "chunky"(10), "spas"(3),
"Skoda"(4), "*Slaps"(4), "Feisty"(3), "gullible"(8), "spliffs"(4), "850K"(3), "employed"(4),
"GymShark"(3), "you’ll"(3), "colostomy"(4), "Kimberley"(3), "harassment"(5),
"palpitations"(3)
72 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "frontal"(14), "a/s/l"(7), "Port"(3), "offal"(4), "dozen"(4), "Heiberg"(9), "Nobel"(3),
"watery"(6), "yamoto"(6), "phrase"(5), "proceed"(4), "overdue"(3), "Feminism"(6),
"discuss"(3), "funniest"(3), "cucumber"(3), "ignoramus"(5), "unvaccinated"(5),
"cow-a-punga"(3), "porn-addicted"(3)
46 janey "FACK"(4), "Megs"(4), " NER"(4), "HOUES"(4), "VEGGY"(3), " you "(8), " EVER"(5),
" TRYS"(5), "LETS "(5), "PSACAL"(4), "LORRYS"(3), " WITH"(3), " THATS"(6),
"likes "(4), " LOVES"(4), " PLAYS"(3), "PLAYS "(3), "PIGONGS"(3),
" FOOKING"(4), "YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(3)
37 Kenny "cigs"(3), "skint"(5), "sel "(3), "then "(6), "else "(3), "weed "(3), "shop "(3),
"said "(3), "left "(3), "happy "(6), "rebs "(3), "vamps "(4), "works "(3),
"tablet "(5), "friday "(3), "needed "(3), "hugzzzzz"(3), "decades "(3),
"tomorrow "(3), "shithead "(3)
36 SELINAGUCCII "anthr"(11), "vast"(3), "dose"(3), "espec"(4), "brb "(3), "salad"(3), "tonite"(4), "assmnt"(4),
"yuck "(3), "pple "(3), "concept"(4), "abusers"(3), "bonjour"(3), "popcorn"(3),
"persian"(3), "Jurassic"(5), "goodnite"(4), "genocide"(3), "produces"(3), "dictionary"(3)
35 kipper "bogs"(4), "nigs"(3), "joker"(4), "sunny"(4), "COFFE"(3), "Danni"(3), "meats"(3), "Adelli"(4),
"lobster"(6), "cattle"(3), "breaky"(3), "bangers"(4), "500k"(3), "blitish"(3), "maccies"(3),
"madness"(3), "nutters"(3), "catching"(5), "illusion"(4), "soundtrack"(3)
34 freak_the_legend "NASA"(6), "bint"(4), "OBEY"(4), "golf"(3), "lmaop"(5), "Riley"(5), "chloe"(4), "bender"(7),
"ac/dc"(4), "solar"(4), "niters"(6), "burned"(3), "trailer"(6), "evident"(4), "jessica"(4),
"fixated"(4), "aspires"(3), "quavers"(3), "manilow"(3), "smackhead"(3)
32 Rebel "itty"(5), "noon"(3), "Derry"(5), "hmmms"(3), "petrol"(6), "rangers"(9), "pished"(5),
"needle"(4), "alkies"(4), "ugliest"(3), "cretins"(3), "rounded"(3), "Rihanna"(3), "choosing"(3),
"chipping"(3), "sturgeon"(3), "omelette"(3), "Europeans"(4), "nicknames"(3),
"procedure"(3)
29 t3 "doin"(12), "Adils"(9), "eazy"(3), "PATH"(3), "Zack"(3), "Vince"(5), "Rachey"(8), "Phrad"(3),
"kiddo"(3), "norse"(3), "bunson"(3), "lasers"(3), "glitter"(4), "protest"(3), "lothario"(5),
"chainsaw"(3), "location"(3), "secondary"(3), "in-between"(3), "personalities"(3)
27 logo-west-coast "host"(12), "USPS"(8), "timed"(7), "tarte"(5), "lagged"(4), "ponged"(3), "howling"(6),
"palette"(4), "latency"(3), "overtime"(6), "Testing"(3), "plaques"(3), "purchase"(4),
"dystopian"(7), "payscale"(3), "scolding"(3), "poopjeets"(3), "Trainwreck"(3),
"concerning"(3), "consumables"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
27 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and t3 "signs"(6), "chose"(4), "tucker"(5), "Darlin"(5), "lesson"(5), "wrasse"(5), "geography"(13),
"recall"(4), "Seychelles"(15), "unhappy"(4), "dignity"(3), "largely"(3), "entirely"(4),
"February"(3), "Stockholm"(4), "purchased"(3), "grotesque"(3), "vaccinated"(5),
"perspective"(3), "intervention"(3)
19 kipper and t3 "Gary"(3), "peak"(3), "forth"(6), "Rachel"(8), "mower"(3), "pilot"(3), "signal"(5), "matrix"(4),
"trauma"(4), "Queers"(4), "juices"(4), "slaves"(3), "invest"(3), "bondage"(3), "dominate"(4),
"GRANNIES"(3), "flicking"(3), "narrative"(3), "entertaining"(4)
19 freak_the_legend and Rebel "suzi"(21), "June"(6), "numb"(5), "begs"(5), "Yawn"(5), "Kerry"(7), "manly"(6), "bangs"(3),
"closer"(6), "guilt"(3), "jockey"(4), "contest"(5), "silence"(4), "crossed"(4), "describe"(5),
"Atlantic"(4), "africans"(3), "Curtains"(3), "patiently"(3)
18 icon and Rebel "badly"(9), "heap"(5), "fuel"(4), "Rory"(4), "march"(4), "doleys"(6), "admin"(3), "selfie"(4),
"jacket"(4), "hideous"(6), "tinsel"(3), "Albert"(3), "stinking"(7), "Benedict"(3), "director"(3),
"remembers"(6), "bankrupt"(3), "overweight"(4)
17 Kenny and Hayley "did "(10), "rob "(7), "Nice "(8), "cunt "(7), "lie "(3), "moist"(3), "got "(3),
"mine "(3), "people "(9), "Yeah "(3), "died "(3), "wrong "(5), "thing "(4),
"packing"(3), "either "(5), "anyway "(4), "bullshits"(3)
17 Francesco and Elon "pablo"(16), "FORD"(9), "hola"(7), "native"(5), "hawaii"(3), "factual"(5), "partake"(3),
"Democratic"(12), "economy"(3), "Gonzalez"(5), "irishman"(4), "universe"(3),
"Genitalia"(5), "Fernandez"(3), "corrupted"(3), "fanatical"(3), "transvestite"(12)
17 icon and freak_the_legend "hodges"(20), "bums"(11), "blew"(9), "Panic"(10), "Krankie"(13), "tour"(4), "zimmer"(9),
"threats"(10), "launch"(6), "karate"(4), "wasters"(6), "donkeys"(5), "haunted"(3),
"terrified"(7), "receding"(3), "nightclub"(3), "Earthquake"(4)
17 icon and watty1 "I’m"(50), "I’ve"(21), "it’s"(40), "don’t"(38), "noncey"(14),
"That’s"(50), "SWING"(9), "gear"(5), "darts"(7), "didn’t"(10), "looney"(4),
"What’s"(9), "Who’s"(4), "here’s"(5), "returned"(4), "wouldn’t"(9),
"doesn’t"(6)
15 freak_the_legend and kipper "cope"(6), "skids"(5), "skida"(5), "sends"(4), "bella"(4), "humanity"(13), "layed"(3),
"tuned"(3), "Kirstie"(8), "emberg"(4), "wanked"(4), "instant"(6), "beware"(3), "kestrel"(4),
"gladiator"(4)
14 kipper and SELINAGUCCII "moans"(4), "squats"(3), "rental"(3), "collar"(3), "amongst"(5), "buffets"(5), "selfish"(5),
"daddies"(4), "housing"(3), "rejects"(3), "takeaway"(4), "priority"(3), "processed"(4),
"deliveroo"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 t3  64 "I told lqqk he should stay in his lane once. Calling phead a "virgin paki" ad nauseum.
But he wants to expand his repertoire"
2 Evil-Bill  63 ""Clickety click" ? Is that what the nail gun sounded like before it let one go into your
leg?"
3 ToXiCTyPeR  57 "Ever watch "Predator 2" ?"
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  43 ""Bill is porn" lolol"
5 TheRealestTee  36 "Phead, would you prefer to get your dick sucker irl or for a female to type "im sucking your
dick" in chat? "
6 logo-west-coast  20 "Meag was making more money "posting letters" than YG has ever seen"
7 Hayley  17 "Aaron said he was expecting toon to be " bettee looking ""
8 BillyWhoreHopper  16 "When one is "in love", all it means is that their brain chemistry is causing them to feel
a sense of euphoria so as to bind them with another person in a way that leads to procreation
and the conintuation of the species."
9 airraid  16 "loool "i do what I must" calm down gladiator"
10 Xmas-EVIL  15 "You get in a knife fight, you're going to get cut or stabbed, even if you emerge as the "winner
"."
11 StormVuLT  13 "Radical feminists be like "Men are trash" at 21:50 ...and then "Men and Women
are equal" at 21:51."
12 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  12 "T, the good news is that Julie's face appears on a magazine cover. The bad news is that the magazine
is "Skanks' Monthly.""
13 Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy  10 "Yeah, Hayley. It's called "a strawman's argument"."
14 Touched_By_Tism  9 "i also never said "loads of different vpns", just a flat out lie from tism"
15 Pinging_King26  9 "She always says "why does it smell like weed in here" and then just starts ripping people
out of the car"
16 LQQK87  8 "GET BACK ON PAKI LOVERS "R" US.COM BILLY BOY AND HUSH"
17 baddish33  8 "Why are you up at "half four" when you are logged in here till 3 am uk time daily tho"
18 INNIT  7 "THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE LQQK87. WE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND THINK ":AT LAST i
'M NOT THAT GUY""
19 Papeete  6 "but Xmas-Evil, hearty here told us: "Bill is porn""
20 turnedintoalogo  5 ""so puh leeeeeesee eeeee uh eeee zuhhh""
21 EviI-Bill  5 "who's "Jamaal"?"
22 quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador  4 "The only people making "bank" on only fans are famous people phead"
23 Bill-is-PORN  4 "What are "skips" ?"
24 westcoast-7rings  3 "They say, "Which one?", I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em""
25 WBme  3 ""non properly terminated" "self appointed mods""
26 rip  3 "Why would you jump through hoops for a costco job in the first place. that's kind of like getting
an "f" in sunday school."
27 RebelLies  3 "In the midnight hour, babe, "More, more, more""
28 PascaI-Montana  3 "SPARX - "El De Los Ojos Negros" - Video Oficial - Official Video"
29 no-shade-west-coast  3 "Also in this same commerical it goes to a scene where Jamaal is sitting in the mirror hearing voices
having an internal dialogue about "toxic masculinity""
30 kipper  3 "little sign on the end of his toy piano "I suck black cocks for anti-fascism""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  50 "her 1 song, Hello, is somewhat interesting: the guy in the video, he has Arabic words tattooed
into his forearm :("
2 Happyjulie50  44 "hello  anyone here care to chat"
3 Evil-Bill  18 "Not since this morning, Vampy."
4 Rebel  17 "Hello icon"
5 ToXiCTyPeR  15 "well hello there, Vampy!"
6 Northy  15 "great hello female lol"
7 Cg  15 "hello smokeyyyyyy  happy thanksgiving"
8 JasonKing  14 "oh hello lorri okey dokey"
9 hearty  13 "thanks dont worry i have buys morning like anyone"
10 kipper  12 "I study in the mornings and evenings the best I can"
11 Emmaa  12 "hello :D"
12 SELINAGUCCII  10 "salam hello bonjour , hope your all feeling fab x"
13 Julie  9 "I have had my porridge this morning"
14 SheeEp  8 "hello julie do you sell  corn dogs"
15 t3  7 ""Say hello to my lil friend" *introduces Tabs"
16 smokey69  7 "Hello tooko"
17 StormVuLT  6 "LQQK87 I think you're a raghead. You don't say hello to women, you ignore julie and toon :D"
18 binman  6 "evening bill"
19 kid-a  5 " clearly northy said afternoon"
20 icon  5 "Who wants this mornings 6am icon gym selfies ???"
21 watty1  4 "leave till afternoon tho"
22 Kenny  4 "some bitch getting lippy really heyley bitchy shit i can do that too lol"
23 JonnieCAT  4 "hello world"
24 freak_the_legend  4 "watty u know TGO woke up this morning someone wrote 'retard' in the condensation on his kitchen
window?.............................it took him and YG 4 hours to lick it off"
25 Danielle  4 "Would look bad if I didn’t go to the evening one.  The other is in work time"
26 RebelRock  3 "Wow and your proud of that are you heyhowru"
27 ookloo  3 "its a lovely morning and i feel great"
28 Khandi_  3 "oh hey there t3, ltns"
29 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  3 "But hey, if you enjoy the company of sheep and goats, more power to ya."
30 Francesco  3 "cash in hand. Hey pablo"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 kipper  424 "go to the place where they serve healthy food, no queues :D"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  369 "and the third, is the girl of your dreams :)"
3 icon  224 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
4 Hayley  132 "Remember his dry legs, Jenni? 😂"
5 watty1  121 "😃"
6 SheeEp  61 "lmao it should do :D"
7 Rebel  52 "Hey you not old yet 😐 and my vagina is still in perfect condition"
8 StormVuLT  40 "glad to hear that Jenni :)"
9 TNA_B2B_NBC  33 "He just continues writing as he always does 🤣"
10 TheRealestTee  24 "Who actually says "I'll beat you to the ground" 😂"
11 Doxxing_King  24 "Who needs to be a doctor or surgeon when you can post letters for a living, right Meagh 😂"
12 smokey69  23 "Hi icon.😉😋😉😋😉"
13 Papeete  19 "every boy would find what I found in your arms :)"
14 Julie  17 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
15 DoxxingAutisticCoward  17 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
16 DoxxingYourBestFriend  15 "So why can't you find NOTHING on me? :)"
17 ToXiCTyPeR  12 "I wish Vampy would come back. I'll be gentler this time. :)"
18 gaz  11 "Good ta, wanna see this onesie unzipped though 😃"
19 Fukitol  10 "🤣"
20 Pie_Smasher  8 "😆"
21 Evil-Bill  8 "I mean, your galleries were good :)"
22 EggTastic  8 "😅"
23 Piss_up_a_Vamps  7 "😆"
24 JeffreyEpstein  7 "Trump is my best friend ☺️"
25 giantryan  7 "Nowt like posting random willy pics 🤣"
26 Emmaa  7 "Hey hey Bill :)"
27 DuppyAndLeave  7 "Agoraphobic oddball TGO will be chat logging all this when he reads it back 😂"
28 RebelRock  6 "Like I said I'm the nicest sister ☺️"
29 IceTea  6 ":)"
30 FlashYaLighter  6 "he spends most his time over there just watching like a moron😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 freak_the_legend  517 "i do"
2 icon  403 "🚭"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  351 "-m"
4 hearty  284 "omg"
5 watty1  263 "Lol"
6 Julie  237 "Lol"
7 kipper  231 ":D"
8 Rebel  165 "No"
9 smokey69  131 "Lol"
10 SELINAGUCCII  111 "wow"
11 janey  96 " X"
12 Hayley  94 "lol"
13 ToXiCTyPeR  92 "brb"
14 Evil-Bill  77 "lol"
15 t3  75 "See"
16 SheeEp  55 "lmao"
17 DoxxingAutisticCoward  52 "lol"
18 freak_the_lgend  51 "haha"
19 ROBBSAYZ  50 "EWW"
20 StormVuLT  49 ". :D"
21 JasonKing  45 "wet*"
22 Sherry  43 "down"
23 RROBSAYZ  42 "ICON"
24 Kenny  41 "a "
25 kid-a  34 "Omg"
26 Bounty  34 "TRUE"
27 TheRealestTee  32 "Uc*"
28 freak_the_legand  32 "boy"
29 FreeSpirit  28 "lol"
30 TNA_B2B_NBC  27 "haha"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 t3  28 <Touched_By_Tism> t3, do you never find it weird that any person you try debate ends up
saying the exact same thing about you
2 nick17  18 <Handsome> nick17:  I am good with females
3 watty1  17 <Handsome> watty1:  is such a dickhead he tries to find a corner in a round room
4 hi  15 <Evil-Bill> Hi, Stormy!
5 kipper  14 <RichMan> kipper:  you went through a trauma as child
6 Rebel  13 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Rebel, you'd probably sit in here and chat to yourself for 12 hours, if
no one else did lol
7 play  13 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> play: peace in Europe, soon here
8 Papeete  12 <Touched_By_Tism> Papeete, it's not for the 500 euros
9 JasonKing  12 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> JasonKing, you are also seaweed
10 icon  11 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, have a great day my friend
11 freak  11 <Hayley> Freak, someone isn't wise to start on you
12 SELINAGUCCII  9 <RichMan> SELINAGUCCII:  your husband dick is so small that you will never feel
he is in
13 Hayley  9 <Bullwinkle> Hayley, in order to judge your skin color accurately, we need to remove
your pubic hair. Bill, hand me that Gillete razor.
14 Nope  8 <Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy> Nope, Freak. You demolished them.
15 binman  8 <Handsome> binman:  you have no idea how dangerous I am.
16 hearty  7 <GameOver> hearty, you are just older
17 Kenny  6 <Captain-Save-A-304> Kenny, do you reckon you can spark Fat Tim out/
18 Julie  6 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Julie, you torture us with this repetitive ajmclean stuff, but I think you
don't know any better
19 smokey69  5 <Danger> smokey69:  What you earn in month , I spend on tips in restaurant
20 Showtime  5 <RichMan> Showtime:  you sound like you were molested as child
21 MikeTard2025  5 <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, consider it done
22 Andrex_Thief_Julie  5 <Reality> Andrex_Thief_Julie: talk with respect ass hole
23 WattyTheSexGod  4 <Hardman> WattyTheSexGod:     teens like you should not be allowed here
24 TheRealestTee  4 <Handsome> TheRealestTee:  sad moron 
25 RichMan  3 <kipper> RichMan :D
26 pascal  3 <TheRealestTee> Pascal, I can tell youre a frail man. Like your spine is made from bran
flakes
27 Danielle  3 <TheRealestTee> Danielle, yay or nay to anal?
28 cunt  3 <Reality> Cunt:  change the idea
29 Cg  3 <SELINAGUCCII> cg , costa rica has lots of wildlife too
30 tim  2 <Evil-Bill> Tim, my little poo poo pigeon.



Top 2 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 hi  2 <ToXiCTyPeR> Hi!
2 INNIT  1 <ToXiCTyPeR> INNIT!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador  9 * quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador rips a hearty cubensis fart
2 Touched_By_Tism  6 * Touched_By_Tism writes on notes that there's no receipts for the hotel
3 illhavethegabagool  5 * illhavethegabagool enjoys the cubensis afterglow
4 icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou  5 * icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou does the Rollin' dance
5 lukeskywalkingonthesehaters  4 * lukeskywalkingonthesehaters yawns
6 starboy-west-coast  3 * starboy-west-coast spits on hearty
7 chamoy-west-coast  3 * chamoy-west-coast does the hellicopter for simpy69
8 airraid  3 * airraid spits on hearty
9 WoW-west-coast  2 * WoW-west-coast spits on hearty
10 urbanassaultvehicle  2 * urbanassaultvehicle spits on drug user hearty
11 ohwellfuck12ibsforsale  2 * ohwellfuck12ibsforsale farts
12 invested-and-diversified  2 * invested-and-diversified farts
13 turnedintoalogo  1 * turnedintoalogo spits on hearty
14 Trigger  1 * Trigger sends Fat Tim flying into the mirror with a Charleh Murpheh kung fu
kick
15 nig_gers  1 * nig_gers googles
16 logo-west-coast  1 * logo-west-coast farts on JasonKing
17 KISSCHAT-SHORT-BUS  1 * KISSCHAT-SHORT-BUS uppercuts fat Tim out of his size 3 crocs
18 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing pours a small one to take the chill out of the night
19 i-like-bacon  1 * i-like-bacon waits for a mention of doxxing levels
20 HowieHowitzer  1 * HowieHowitzer loves his testicles tickled
21 hi-tec  1 * hi-tec shudders
22 freak_the_legend  1 * freak_the_legend grins harder
23 eazy-westcoast  1 * eazy-westcoast farts on the geriatric troll
24 DOND  1 * DOND passes phead a tissue
25 Captain-Save-A-304  1 * Captain-Save-A-304 greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
26 Cannoli  1 * Cannoli greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalamalaikum
27 canigetafuckyou  1 * canigetafuckyou nods at Xmas-EVIL
28 BahamaMama  1 * BahamaMama loves to scissor



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  29 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
2 Doxxing_King  9 "100% loser, druggie and unfit  mentally ill mother"
3 Touched_By_Tism  8 "if the stats page doesn't lie...does that mean yg is doing the lying?"
4 logo-west-coast  6 "But rebel will be the first to say women only talk shit about other women when they are jealous
right? 90% of her chats consists of comparing itself to very low hanging fruit bless"
5 StormVuLT  5 "around 99% are Muslim in Turkey"
6 SheeEp  5 "gonna order some lillys kitchen burgers for doggo cos they are 35% off"
7 TNA_B2B_NBC  4 "Hayley  TOP of the chat stats page for this time period indicates there is no defence."
8 SELINAGUCCII  4 "kenny go oiutside , paint yourself black and label stating > 100% free black friday sale offer "
9 baddish33  4 "Kid a is 100% the ugly bastid in the YouTube video"
10 TheRealestTee  3 "I'd 100% snap you in half"
11 ROBSAYZSILLS  3 "magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2e415a90cbea8acb8af53426de52d3ca7a15f80c&dn=Breakout+(1975
)+%5BCharles+Bronson%5D+BluRay+H264+DolbyD+5.1+%2B+nickarad&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracke...
...r.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannoun...
...ce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.gigantino.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.s...
...tealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr="
12 Rebel  3 "Lol he's pished 99.9% of the time"
13 quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador  3 "Only 1% of people on only fans make the money"
14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  3 "90% of these pipsqueaks should be placed within the fat-apult"
15 kipper  3 "should put 200% on luxury car purchases"
16 Kenny  3 "21% tax on other online gambling upto 40% soon "
17 invested-and-diversified  3 "I have it going into a b and c and also they match me 5%"
18 FreeSpirit  3 "top of the night stats again methinks"
19 canigetafuckyou  3 "I put 20k into my tsp this yeah..5% back son"
20 t3  2 "I asked you if all of existence just magically appeared and came from nothing. You said "100%
it came from nothing""
21 lukeskywalkingonthesehaters  2 "Notice how like 20% of the UK chatters here have defecated in and on their furniture?"
22 icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou  2 "Kipper Ariana grande is still better looking than you and 92% of humanity"
23 Hayley  2 "I'm not bullshitting this 100 % happened lol"
24 GameOver  2 "99%"
25 Francesco  2 "I'm 100% sure I'm heaven bound"
26 Cuyafunbags  2 "According to the latest research, men who spend four or more hours a day working out are 80%
more likely to suffer from Withered Willy Syndrome after age 55."
27 chat-is-love  2 "I awlays gave myself and my employees a 6% match"
28 Zedlocks  1 "Kid-a would 100% allow his wife to cheat with a black man."
29 way-bitch-westcoast  1 "99% of your chat content is hiding and pretending to be other people bless"
30 ToXlcTyPeR  1 "yeah, kipper, 100%"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  79 "Fat sheeep dinner = McCain oven chips (60 bags from the foodbank)"
2 SheeEp  39 "the various business to which you refer, is plodding down to greggs for a sausage roll or a burger"
3 kipper  34 "probably no curry houses there now"
4 Sherry  19 "ye can beat a greggs sausage roll"
5 freak_the_legend  19 "i'm off but before i go ask hearty aka vamp about the easter egg she left inleftys street .....................
......................................now that is stalking"
6 SELINAGUCCII  18 "flap jacks r better than biscuits "
7 Rebel  16 "Curry morning noon n night dinner"
8 hearty  15 "MAVIS GET THE BISCUITS"
9 Kenny  12 "the lard i got was beef "
10 Northy  10 "Nice kipper for breakfast"
11 t3  9 "We should have a new citizenship test. If you're unwilling to munch on a pork chop. Passport rescinded"
12 Oranges  9 "ill go to a carvery here 7 quid  beef pork chicken  or gammon then fill ya plate up yaself ill do that
if u know ya out on it all day with the lads"
13 Julie  9 "Your an aggressive egg"
14 Francesco  9 "people call them runner beans, too,"
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  8 "ToxicTyper, if I visit you in LA, will you take me to Hooter's for lunch/dinner?"
16 logo-west-coast  8 "MY MAKE UP LOOKED SO GOOD YESTERDAY PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME AT THE DINNER
LOOKL"
17 HowieHowitzer  8 "did she feel a curry fart brewing"
18 Hayley  8 "All that joop and eggs lol"
19 TheRealestTee  7 "Fays so fat he has dessert after his breakfast"
20 T5T576347647H2R  7 "" I INTEND TO HAVE A QUIET EVENING SUCKING A FISHERMANS FRIEND" SAYS SHAME...
...LESS STARMER......."
21 Pie_Smasher  7 "even after a bath vamps your still ugly and your clothes smell of rotten eggs and tainted beef chipati"
22 giantryan  7 "It's ace, got sold Belgium chocolate for the base"
23 watty1  6 "Chips burgers sausage rolls kebabs"
24 Evil-Bill  6 "lol, I never eat Thanksgiving dinner, Cuya. I just have pizza, and that requires no knife or fork."
25 EggTastic  6 "who would ever admit to fucking the Egg"
26 ToXiCTyPeR  5 "I remember he strugged at first just to catch a fish, and about 3 years in he was already master
at spearing them from a distance."
27 Touched_By_Tism  5 "no work no breakfast"
28 JasonKing  5 "another curry date rocks?"
29 BillyWhoreHopper  5 "Still re-stocking and washing lunch trucks."
30 WoW-west-coast  4 "I don't think curry would cause someone to smell like bo"



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