#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 12 Dec 2025 to Thursday 18 Dec 2025
548 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily activity

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#kisschat.co.uk hourly stats

6.9% 4.8% 3.4% 3.5% 3.5% 1.9% 0.9% 0.5% 0.8% 2.0% 2.9% 4.5% 4.7% 4.4% 4.2% 4.0% 3.0% 2.5% 2.9% 4.3% 7.1% 8.8% 9.9% 8.6%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
765040)
656926

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Line total: 8649601
Estimated number of lines for current section: 765040 lines

The most active day so far has been Saturday 6 Apr 2024 with a line count of 15099



Big Numbers

temu-7rings really wanted others to know what was doing - 10 descriptions altogether.
Sample:
 12 Dec 20:01 * temu-7rings irons money too
SD was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 24% of lines contained questions.

dan_kelly was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 23%.

dingo seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 60 times...

icon also chatted to themselve 33 times.

dingo DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 2702 lines in CAPS!
Sample:
 15 Dec 0:56 <dingo> U R HELD UP
Activity peak: 25 people were simultaneously active on 13 Dec 2025 22:00 - 23:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Milla, T5T734634786GT3, GOAT, VibesAlive, SheeEp, JasonKing, Odin, dingo, play, janey, big, watty4, KELLY, livelaughleave, Tay771, Evangelist, smokey69, kid-a, Style_upon_Style, UndefeatedAndBrutal, UndefeatedAndBrutaI, hearty, binman, MissiM, JeffreyEpstein
Style_upon_Style was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 61 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

The ones with the most names (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T746736764GTR6 Nicks T5T746736764GTR(54%), T5T7463476GTR(17%), T5T746873687GTR(12%), T5T76473467GTR(11%), T5T76473467GTR94(2.0%), T5T734868678GTR(1.7%)
watty45 Nicks watty4(58%), watty1(39%), watty7(1.3%), watty61(0.3%), Watty4`(0.1%)
T5T734634786GT34 Nicks T5T734634786GT3(60%), T5T83947897GT3(19%), T5T673467GT4(19%), T5T373636GT3(0.7%)
JasonKing4 Nicks JasonKing(97%), JasonKing43(1.5%), JasonKing85(0.8%), JasonKing39(0.4%)
dingo3 Nicks dingo(94%), dingo38(5.1%), dingo51(0.2%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 1204
dingo - 717
icon - 1199
Rebel - 1789
2dingo - 645
hearty - 573
dingo - 886
dingo - 1184
3watty4 - 592
icon - 546
watty4 - 746
play - 822
4Rebel - 487
Sherry - 321
kipper - 732
VibesAlive - 812
5Milla - 479
Julie - 318
hearty - 660
JasonKing - 749
6Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 446
watty4 - 314
SELINAGUCCII - 568
Pascal-Montana - 685
7Firefly - 362
Northypole - 312
Kenny - 501
hearty - 631
8StormVuLT - 352
ROBtABBYwishuweredead - 225
kid-a - 426
kid-a - 617
9freak_the_legend - 306
Milla - 191
Milla - 393
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 570
10Pascal-Montana - 298
Kenny - 188
Sherry - 389
kipper - 560

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
9 (3.1%)
 10000..11999
37 (13%)
 8000..9999
96 (33%)
 6000..7999
92 (31%)
 4000..5999
49 (17%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.0%)
 1..1999
4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
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2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18
 
 
 
Lines: 150835



Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 MillaOuternational 1 GOATicon
2 Millat3 2 Sherryicon
3 MillaPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 3 dingowatty4
4 Hayleyt3 4 dingoicon
5 Fireflyt3 5 JynxMilla
6 MillaStormVuLT 6 ROBtABBYwishuweredeadicon
7 StormVuLTt3 7 boomerskipper
8 Rebelnorthstar 8 NorthypoleSherry
9 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 9 Julieicon
10 Rebelwatty4 10 Millaicon
11 KennyOuternational 11 RebelSherry
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xot3 12 Bendingo
13 t3Rebel 13 Juliedingo
14 t3Kenny 14 Sherryhearty
15 FireflyMilla 15 KennyNorthypole
16 Pascal-MontanaRebel 16 Juliewatty4
17 Fireflywatty4 17 JulieSherry
18 HappyCampert3 18 Jynxicon
19 Phead_in_Crisis_XoStormVuLT 19 Juliehearty
20 FireflyKenny 20 KennyROBSAYZOOOO


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Millaicon 1 RebelVibesAlive
2 playicon 2 Rebelplay
3 iconRebel 3 RebelT5T746736764GTR
4 iconhearty 4 RebelJasonKing
5 iconKenny 5 Rebelhearty
6 Millagowest 6 JasonKingplay
7 Sherryicon 7 Rebelsmokey69
8 Rebelplay 8 Rebelfreak_the_legend
9 dingoicon 9 Rebelkid-a
10 kippericon 10 VibesAlivedingo
11 kipperwatty4 11 Rebeldingo
12 heartyplay 12 VibesAliveplay
13 gowesticon 13 playhearty
14 Sherrywatty4 14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
15 TheRealestTeewatty4 15 playkid-a
16 KennySELINAGUCCII 16 T5T734634786GT3kipper
17 SELINAGUCCIIwatty4 17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokipper
18 JulieSD 18 Rebeltowntown
19 Kennyhearty 19 dingoplay
20 heartydingo 20 Rebelforever-play



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
2 Northypole  7
  100%
3 Kenny  7
  100%
4 Sherry  7
  100%
5 smokey69  7
  100%
6 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
7 SheeEp  7
  100%
8 watty4  7
  100%
9 LQQK87  7
  100%
10 VibesAlive  7
  100%
11 JasonKing  7
  100%
12 Rebel  7
  100%
13 play  7
  100%
14 Ben  7
  100%
15 kid-a  7
  100%
16 hearty  7
  100%
17 cunt  6
  86%
18 Danielle  6
  86%
19 Hayley  6
  86%
20 SELINAGUCCII  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 JasonKing  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 Rebel  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 LQQK87  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 VibesAlive  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 kid-a  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 hearty  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 play  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Ben  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Kenny  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Sherry  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 Happyjulie50  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Northypole  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 SheeEp  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 watty4  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 smokey69  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 TheRealestTee  7 12 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 dingo  6 13 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
18 Cg  6 12 Dec - 17 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
19 cunt  6 12 Dec - 17 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
20 Evangalist  5 14 Dec - 18 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
48.. 5 Style_upon_Style(61.3), GOAT(57.3), dan_kelly(51.2), Outernational(4...
45..47 2 TROON(47.4), PascaI-Montana(45.6)
42..44 1 t3(43.6)
39..41 7 Pascal-Montana(41.3), SheeEp(40.9), Colin(40.8), gabagool(40.6), bitc...
36..38 7 liljudyfunfun(38.4), temu-7rings(37.1), LQQK87(37.0), Phead_in_Crisis...
33..35 5 rantrave(35.5), Rebel(35.3), Odin(33.8), SELINAGUCCII(33.5), kipper(3...
30..32 12 kukumba(31.9), watty4(31.6), cunt(31.5), icon(31.5), towntown(31.4),...
27..29 11 T5T746736764GTR(30.0), play(29.5), forever-play(29.5), Milla(29.4), bl...
24..26 14 SD(26.6), figgit(26.6), northstar(26.2), Kenny(26.2), Advance(25.9), H...
21..23 6 TheWeeknd(24.0), Firefly(23.6), HappyCamper(23.3), rr42(22.5), Jesa...
..20 11 Jonnie10(20.9), Spooky(20.5), smokey69(19.5), Emmaa(19.3), Julie(18...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words in #kisschat.co.uk:

Count Word Last used by At
2468 "that" Rebel 18 Dec 23:58
1565 "your" DesertEagle 18 Dec 23:45
1536 "have" kid-a 18 Dec 23:57
1493 "like" iwannabepegged 18 Dec 23:57
1434 "with" kid-a 18 Dec 23:56
1237 "they" towntown 18 Dec 23:59
1132 "what" JasonKing 18 Dec 23:57
1085 "here" iwannabepegged 18 Dec 23:57
1051 "just" kid-a 18 Dec 23:58
760 "about" kid-a 18 Dec 23:58


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1183 "Rebel" iwannabepegged 18 Dec 23:58
710 "play" Grace 18 Dec 23:41
650 "icon" dingo 18 Dec 22:58
470 "Kenny" SirDave 18 Dec 22:36
445 "Milla" towntown 18 Dec 23:46


These people talk in their own (strange) language...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
83 icon "vest"(6), "*Gets"(6), "Combe"(6), "tonks"(5), "rader"(3), "ridden"(3), "facing"(3), "300K"(3),
"tonkers"(3), "failings"(3), "luscious"(3), "megaphone"(4), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(18),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(15), "wheelchair*"(3), "palpitations"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(5),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(38), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fTA3Rst"(3)
59 dingo "EVRY"(5), "fled"(3), "XAXA"(3), "LSUT"(3), "IUSE"(3), "shell"(4), "PRIVET"(4), "abusing"(7),
"SISSTER"(5), "surname"(4), "SHVILLI"(3), "TABBYDIE"(3), "efficacy"(3),
"CUNT.ZOSA"(7), "criminals"(3), "AustraliaIsrael"(3), "ThePaisleyBuddies "(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), ...
55 Rebel "vampz"(13), "millie"(10), "noro"(4), "wave"(3), "joey"(3), "scarf"(5), "melted"(4),
"Vulgar"(3), "joiner"(3), "Denmark"(4), "blanket"(4), "judging"(3), "flannel"(3), "initial"(3),
"assumed"(3), "historic"(3), "lookalike"(3), "Notorious"(3), "wonderland"(3),
"mentioning"(3)
49 kid-a " Yes"(11), " or"(6), " Be"(5), " we"(5), "hurl"(3), " can"(3), "slimy"(3), " ITS"(3),
" T5"(3), " what"(6), " freak"(8), " Nice"(3), "burden"(3), " Must"(3), "warrior"(5),
"happily"(5), "cucumber"(5), " people"(4), "laughable"(4), " Charlie"(3)
43 Milla "Suka"(3), "Thai"(3), "Mono"(3), "Jenny"(6), " brb"(5), "Pelé"(4), "SONIC"(3), "Egypt"(3),
"jigar"(3), "oldie"(3), "Esena"(3), " xoxo"(3), " Odin"(3), "Nameless"(6), "faceless"(6),
" Kid-a"(3), " hearty"(3), "usernames"(3), "fantasist"(3), "immediately"(3)
40 liljudyfunfun "opps"(4), "scan"(3), "purse"(5), "smokin"(7), "pages"(4), "stack"(3), "SWIPE"(3),
"phony"(3), "Snowy"(3), "fukker"(5), "desert"(4), "workin"(3), "FOOKER"(3), "f******"(4),
"witness"(4), "thinkin"(3), "Pacific"(3), "drinkin"(3), "f*******"(3), "competing"(3)
34 t3 "bruh"(11), "groom"(7), "dayz"(4), "aloo"(3), "*the"(3), "gger"(3), "gloria"(8), "abdul"(4),
"Adils"(4), "Dandy"(3), " t3"(3), "COONS"(3), "luigi"(3), "killin"(3), "rumours"(4), "assault"(3),
"Spaniard"(4), "supports"(3), "reference"(4), "politically"(3)
32 watty4 "storys"(11), "spaz"(3), "spat"(3), "berk"(3), "imbeciles"(17), "lmfaoooooo"(20), "slags"(4),
"Pmsfl"(4), "washes"(7), "bollox"(6), "druggy"(6), "fists"(3), "daddys"(4), "nitwit"(4),
"stocks"(4), "simping"(4), "carrier"(3), "aren’t"(6), "meantion"(4), "embarrassing"(7)
26 PascaI-Montana "under "(29), "beep"(5), "urge"(4), "iran"(4), "vice"(3), "versa"(3), "AOC "(3), "Syrian"(5),
"boys "(4), "suburb"(4), "onions"(3), "dollars"(5), "spinach"(4), "climate"(3),
"Muhammed"(6), "suffered"(3), "intrigued"(3), "supermarket"(4), "mississippi"(4),
"unbelievable"(3)
25 Kenny "peed"(4), "wankers "(16), "sad "(3), "dude "(6), "back "(5), "rebs "(5),
"sheeps"(4), "wanker "(10), "beer "(3), "seems "(6), "cunts "(5), "martial"(4),
"right "(4), "footy "(4), "doughnut"(6), "happy "(3), "shithead"(4), "months "(4),
"series "(3), "pissed "(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
42 Pascal-Montana and PascaI-Montana "Viva"(5), "Ancestry"(13), "Kamala"(6), "dollar"(6), "fatal"(3), "democratic"(18),
"minded"(3), "gigolo"(3), "Grimsby"(4), "florida"(4), "virtually"(8), "reserves"(4),
"relocate"(3), "corrupted"(3), "vegetables"(5), "watermelon"(4), "flatulence"(3),
"transgender"(6), "transvestite"(5), "administration"(5)
35 dingo and ROBtABBYwishuweredead "Zoom"(7), "XAXAXAXA"(15), "CUNTT"(4), "FUKER"(4), "avesca"(7), "WHEEL"(3),
"woill"(3), "SHITON"(4), "HAYKEY"(4), "guarana"(7), "Zemplar"(7), "shit.a"(3),
"miglustat"(7), "Scousers"(3), "HONOURED"(3), "XAXAXAXAX"(4), "paricalcitol"(7),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), ...
26 kid-a and Milla " it"(30), " the"(18), " oh"(14), " Yeah"(21), " Ok"(13), " my"(9), " she"(10),
" Lmao"(13), " Well"(13), " if"(6), " Do"(5), " ty"(3), " Wtf"(5), " all"(5), " Now"(3),
" haha"(5), " like"(4), " many"(3), "speech"(3), " Click"(5)
23 Rebel and kid-a "tool"(5), "rode"(4), "Huns"(3), "pony"(3), "woof"(3), "nappy"(3), "miracle"(5), "sturlan"(5),
"swoofer"(3), "elizabeth"(8), "Stirling"(4), "adorable"(3), "partying"(3), "Republic"(3),
"googling"(3), "nicknames"(3), "correcting"(4), "pickleball"(3), "improvement"(4),
"entertainment"(8)
23 Rebel and JasonKing "ange"(13), "bury"(4), "syrup"(5), "teddy"(3), "grape"(3), "blown"(3), "backup"(4),
"gotten"(4), "patter"(4), "hardest"(6), "struck"(3), "fluffy"(3), "treating"(4), "Hamilton"(3),
"applying"(3), "priscilla"(5), "registered"(6), "respected"(3), "flavoured"(3),
"attempting"(4)
18 Rebel and kipper "glory"(8), "wedding"(13), "tail"(3), "icky"(3), "baths"(3), "Witson"(5), "wrists"(4),
"Iceland"(6), "buddies"(6), "fannies"(4), "hygiene"(3), "bedtime"(3), "painting"(5),
"smelling"(5), "relatives"(7), "chemicals"(5), "wikipedia"(4), "disability"(4)
17 Rebel and icon "Tank"(11), "window"(11), "sale"(4), "fields"(6), "tunes"(3), "battle"(4), "blamed"(4),
"baking"(4), "neighbour"(13), "income"(4), "sticks"(3), "rotting"(3), "PARASITE"(5),
"curtains"(4), "blankets"(3), "harassment"(4), "simpletons"(3)
17 Rebel and Pascal-Montana "Lake"(9), "tahoe"(9), "sauce"(8), "Millwall"(13), "Norovirus"(14), "dental"(4), "WILSON"(3),
"collect"(5), "southern"(6), "Edinburgh"(7), "Millionaire"(11), "fantasies"(5), "guarantee"(3),
"considering"(9), "fresheners"(3), "attraction"(3), "rendezvous"(3)
16 Milla and Kenny "ok "(5), "him "(8), "lot "(4), "well "(5), "what "(5), "this "(4), "head "(4),
"easy "(3), "music "(5), "sherry "(7), "there "(4), "would "(3), "thing "(3),
"around "(4), "allergic"(4), "anyone "(3)
16 Rebel and t3 "exes"(5), "bobs"(4), "bare"(3), "vegan"(6), "final"(6), "beside"(7), "abused"(4), "wished"(4),
"debate"(4), "missus"(3), "spewing"(6), "account"(5), "buffoon"(3), "Swansea"(3),
"stuffing"(5), "pondering"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 temu-7rings  10 * temu-7rings farts out the oaf sound
2 bitchbewithyou  8 * bitchbewithyou farts on red knobbed schlep
3 GOAT  4 * GOAT squats over hearty and expunges sloppy plops all over their quadruple
chin <3
4 liljudyfunfun  3 * liljudyfunfun SPRAYS VINEGAR ON THE PAKI RAPIST IN ITS EYES
5 VibesAlive  2 * VibesAlive still got it boys
6 too-far-gone  1 * too-far-gone sniffs like a dog
7 TheBuddies  1 * TheBuddies makes a note never to move next door to Rocks
8 spank-the-monkey  1 * spank-the-monkey smells a cuban
9 kid-a  1 * kid-a bows
10 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing takes a backseat and watches the mongs type
11 forever-play  1 * forever-play puts his hand out to Rebel
12 Bowling-Shoe-Ugly  1 * Bowling-Shoe-Ugly come get me julie



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 icon  13 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
2 ROBtABBYwishuweredead  6 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
3 YaddaYaddaYadda  3 "Bangladesh = 100% a shithole"
4 temu-7rings  3 "Especially when you've been eating the 100%"
5 Outernational  3 "There's one part where it's 14% Black and 10% Asian"
6 VibesAlive  2 "What's 50% of 0, hmu"
7 SirDave  2 "shes MY sex slave t% xd"
8 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "I got a mere 100%"
9 MissPiggy  2 "Has any women on here ever visited India? After seeing several things and reading posts of the
treatment of women it's off my list of places to see 100%"
10 WHITE_POWER  1 "emmaaa the census in 2020 says.. .. Detroit is 77% Black and 10% white, is that accutrate?"
11 TROON  1 "lets face it 95% of chatters here are mingers. And  I often don't like them"
12 TheRealestTee  1 "100% agree Kid-A"
13 Style_upon_Style  1 "That's one thing 90% of chatters unite on.... disliking that foolish, waste of oxygen, imbecile Kid-a 😄"
14 StormVuLT  1 "Probably 80% of what I type is not sent"
15 something4theehotties  1 "100%"
16 Sherry  1 "we been watching that 1 % show"
17 SELINAGUCCII  1 "and my love for God 100%"
18 RLD_Records  1 "When cities like Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester become 90% Muslim. Which will be in about 30
years.."
19 Pavlo_Lapshyn  1 "SELINAGUCCII,, Devon 0.4% muslim, Mid Devon 0.2% muslim, West Devon 0.2% Muslim, East Devon
0.3% Muslim"
20 Pascal-Montana  1 "rebel come on. Are you serious? play. is totally 100% heterosexual"
21 PascaI-Montana  1 "at least 35 to 40% of people eat junk food"
22 Odin  1 "i say it's 100% wrong"
23 Milla  1 "stats@stats.hybridirc.com do you good  old TGO"
24 liljudyfunfun  1 "Rebel I literally cannot even understand 76% of what you say"
25 Le_Uno  1 "lindt 90%cocoa is mmm"
26 kipper  1 "only 99.9%"
27 Jynx  1 "The most random insult i ever had was when a guy told me my mum plays for Sunderland. 110%
true story"
28 Julie  1 "You %Uckfield"
29 JasonKing  1 "100% British"
30 insomniac  1 "Outernational those rich are probably a lot of foreign buyers who rarely live there even 50% of
the time. Those are rich areas. The general city is a dump"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Rebel  25 "Least I know how to steam rice and it's fluffy not like wallpaper paste."
2 icon  25 "Fat sherry mobility scooter sidecar = burger van"
3 kipper  24 "done us all like a ray burger :D"
4 SELINAGUCCII  16 "seen corn fed chicken which looks yellowish"
5 play  15 "figgity kipper makes your finger smell fishy"
6 GOAT  15 "pizza isn't a very healthy breakfast :o"
7 Kenny  14 "free breakfasts and dinners "
8 PascaI-Montana  13 "vibes you should go to Sunday mass and have tea and biscuits after, you might pull a nice reasonable
Christian woman,"
9 Sherry  12 "we were gonna go for lunch ended up back home"
10 temu-7rings  11 "I've tried every chocolate on this planet"
11 giantryan  10 "I got a bacon and egg butty so don't fuck around"
12 pub_slut  9 "I went to dinner last night with a wonderful lady"
13 JasonKing  9 "steady that's a whole new bowl of fish"
14 watty4  8 "They waste the land on building McDonalds Starbucks and stuff we don’t need or want"
15 t3  8 "I'm sure you did all you could. What did you have for lunch after?"
16 Pascal-Montana  8 "I do enjoy chips, with a delicious steak"
17 kid-a  8 " yeah.  U wouldn't eat like. 4 burgers"
18 smokey69  7 "Chippy fish and chips are better"
19 dingo  7 "ICON LIFTS 5 KFC BUCKETS"
20 hearty  6 "is you lefty you like curry"
21 ToonLass  5 "Rips a massive kebabs and chips monster fart sending watts flying through next doors wall"
22 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  4 "hai Hayley you like Dubai hot chocolate chat?"
23 Le_Uno  4 "the chocolate one is mmmm"
24 ItsYouU  4 "Toon needs her Greggs sausage rolls"
25 claclacla  4 "because their diet was all red meat and fish"
26 zap  3 "Pub sluts been munching on a fishy rug"
27 T5T734634786GT3  3 "GOAT was told by guests at his residence if he had a photo of his late wife and himself, he pointed
to a wall of him and a GOAT and they all looked shocked as they tucked into the mutton curry!!!"
28 SheeEp  3 "charging 3 quid for a dollop of stuffing a mini yorks pud and a cocktail sausage"
29 gowest  3 "try beans on baked potato"
30 Evangelist  3 "french fries n 2 chicken burgers are in the air fryer then the darts u can all fuck off"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 t3  48 "Yg you should apply for mi5. This nigga knows the nooks and cranny of all aspects of British society.
Tabby can be an agent too, but don't know how much her saying "yeah they're all coons
" in every report will help"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  19 "in the academic literature, they call them FTM transgendered, meaning "female-to-male""
3 GOAT  17 ""until some human messes with horse dna" <-- tie carrot to horses head = majestic
& magical unicorn xoxo"
4 temu-7rings  12 ""hallllllloooo how can I helpppp youuu""
5 TheRealestTee  11 "They sent the y  fronts back 2  days later with a note saying "the pants are nice but the shitstains
put us off""
6 liljudyfunfun  10 "Wh-when I tip, tell a bitch, "Give a dance to me" (Dance to me)"
7 VibesAlive  8 ""GET OFF ME RYAN, I'm watching corrie""
8 StormVuLT  7 "I read that "...you're really hot""
9 Rebel  6 "Play has never once mentioned what he's did for another human being except type "ya, but
my mom gave birth to me, that's an achievement""
10 Firefly  6 ""i didn't say shitholes""
11 Odin  5 "Fauci in the US thought he was pope of science. "i represent science" direct quote"
12 Jynx  5 "Forgive me for not taking the opinion of a man who said "My sister has nice tits" seriously
Northypole"
13 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  4 "Play discovers "pile of shit" emoji and pats himself on the back."
14 forever-play  4 ""Tha gaol agam ort""
15 dingo  4 "This is so easy to figure out.The government will not allow citizens anuthing at all that can overthrow
them.In Feb 2023 the United Nations sent a memo to the Aust gov '"your people still have
too many guns.Do something.This is our plan, use it".They allowed these people to have outlawed
rifles.They let them use them at Bondi.Now they will take"
16 VSXPINK  3 "I was like "why are you doing this" hahahaha"
17 The_Arizona_Ass_Pimple  3 "Play wiil assert the Donald Trump defense: that women enjoy it when you "grab 'em by the
pussy.""
18 something4theehotties  3 "All I said was it's a good rule of thumb to avoid people that say things like "we should go
into business together""
19 Milla  3 "loll "Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
20 LQQK87  3 "PISSCALS "FIRM/COMPANY" MUST RUN ITSELF EVERY AFTERNOON"
21 iwannabepegged  3 "Lost a bet. My forfeit is to ask you for something embarrassing/ humiliating to say/ text on here.
Can you help? Think along the lines of "I'm a little simp, I like wearing my br* and p*nties under
my maid's dr*ss whilst...". stargirl"
22 Hose_for_the_Holidays  3 "LMAO @ "big Jew hose" -- very original "
23 Crackhead_Donald  3 "Play, you mistakenly said "God" instead of "Mr. Trump." Prison awaits you
for disloyalty"
24 bjKING  3 "just tell me to say "I'm a simp that like to dress up as a maid" PLEEEASE rebel"
25 SD  2 "when black santas say "HO" its not about being 'jolly'!"
26 ROBtABBYwishuweredead  2 ""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
27 Play_From_Behind  2 "Does the "thick" part of "Big and Thick" refer to your skull?"
28 pegmeplease  2 "Just lost a bet with the lads. My forfeit is for me to ask you for something embarrassing/ humiliating
to say/ type here for your entertainment. Don't hold back and give me as many things to say as
possible. Think along the lines of "I'm a little simp who likes to wear a bra and panties under
my maid's dress before I'm pegged". Cheers lads!"
29 PascaI-Montana  2 "Kristyna del grupo SPARX - "Te Necesito A Ti""
30 MiIla  2 ""Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Happyjulie50  46 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  23 "you all have a pleasant afternoon "
3 Rebel  15 "Good late evening Julie"
4 Northypole  15 "Evening"
5 kid-a  13 "Drinking vodka in the afternoon.  Positive way to spend life"
6 hearty  13 "wake early in mornings see"
7 Cg  11 "Hello everybody mornin"
8 Pascal-Montana  9 "good afternoon  phead"
9 Jonnie10  8 "hello mates"
10 freak_the_legend  8 "anyway i'm off to bed?..........................kid enjoy the rest of your evening in fake piano playing
land"
11 Danielle  7 "Right I best go get started.  Have a nice evening"
12 Milla  6 " lol hey Goat"
13 JasonKing  6 "woofer and priscilla will have a spring in their step this evening"
14 play  5 "had nothing to poo out this morning becuase I puked it all up"
15 LQQK87  5 "PISSCALS "FIRM/COMPANY" MUST RUN ITSELF EVERY AFTERNOON"
16 Kenny  5 "hope you've both hada lovely evening"
17 VibesAlive  4 "Rebel: hey rebel, bad connection"
18 t3  4 "Milla you say hello to me, then tell me to leave you alone"
19 PascaI-Montana  4 "show us a great, early in the morning before you go out for your daily jaunt. Making sure things
are OK,"
20 Kippo  4 "Morning"
21 kipper  4 "play incorrect, I had a shower last night, had a wash this morning and put on deodorant"
22 Julie  4 "Sherry I said good morning ING"
23 towntown  3 "i usually shower every morning"
24 TheRealestTee  3 "Good morning SELINAGUCCII ❤️"
25 StormVuLT  3 "Hello marty"
26 smokey69  3 "Good evening to you"
27 Pakistanifuk  3 "3 inches I was born and bred here but hey ho I guess ignorance and privilege for your kind is still
a thinh"
28 northstar  3 "hello new person"
29 icon  3 "Im not here evenings very rare"
30 gowest  3 "hello MissiM"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 kipper  363 "I have a house man :D"
2 watty4  362 "I didn’t reply you fat idiot I’m just laughing at you as I was that other mong 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱🤣"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  175 "Milla, say GOOD EVENING, will you? :)"
4 icon  150 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
5 Milla  99 "    You know my full name so well  livelaughleave  :D"
6 Rebel  62 "Not long came out the shower n I'm gagging to feel cold again Norris 🙂"
7 Hayley  36 "Tabs, if the UK had a purge, and you could legally kill 3 chatters in 24 hours, who you picking?
😂"
8 TROON  23 "yeah a big fat, ugly manly Nigerian female bus driver with a name like 'Princess' 😂"
9 StormVuLT  23 "One of the few things I always say is my age, Outernational. You say yours indirectly. Now who
is more private? :D"
10 Outernational  21 "just the borough at least? 😃"
11 Diversity_Ticklist  21 "He might pop back in 30 minutes to see if the coast is clear 😅"
12 UndefeatedAndBrutal  18 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
13 SheeEp  17 "soon, americas strategic european bases will be brought in to question :D"
14 Style_upon_Style  15 "Vibes do you know Ronnie Pickering 😄"
15 Colin  15 "never say never Rebel...;)"
16 TheChampion  12 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
17 smokey69  12 "* is really laughing 😃 *"
18 northstar  12 ":)"
19 T5T734634786GT3  11 "no sex before marriage, most white women have popped their cherry by their 14th birthday :D"
20 rantrave  11 "they all said they wouldn't give that hole up too :D"
21 BeatUpThePussyLikeMMA  11 "I saw it clear with my own eyes. You lying little weasel 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣"
22 VibesAlive  10 "kipper: my kids with Emmaa ?? ;)"
23 SonOFaGUN  10 "🤭"
24 ArtemSV  10 "Proper fat fetish and desperation 😅"
25 TooBrutalForChat  9 "Would that be elland road you didn’t show up at 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
26 MissiM  8 "😂 site like this do do that"
27 DesertEagle  8 "And then you came LAST place in it 😂"
28 RLD_Records  7 "Yet he Alpha Male'd LQQK out of the way😂"
29 Danielle  7 ":) I was in a few shops yesterday.  They were crazy busy.  I’m def not going shopping next weekend"
30 StopJopRoll  6 "watty sounds like Keith Lemon 😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 dingo  334 "OK"
2 watty4  229 "Haha"
3 hearty  208 "omg"
4 icon  195 "1942"
5 Rebel  168 "Lol"
6 kipper  164 ":D"
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  122 "lol"
8 Julie  113 "Lo"
9 Milla  104 "😴"
10 freak_the_legend  93 "ok"
11 t3  73 "Smh"
12 Firefly  67 "lol"
13 SELINAGUCCII  59 "<3"
14 kid-a  57 "Lol"
15 JasonKing  54 "oh"
16 smokey69  51 "Fuck"
17 HappyCamper  43 "lol"
18 Kenny  39 "by"
19 giantryan  34 "Ewww"
20 Sherry  33 "lol"
21 ROBtABBYwishuweredead  30 "😁"
22 Northypole  30 "damn"
23 Pascal-Montana  28 "lake"
24 northstar  28 "play"
25 StormVuLT  27 "lol"
26 livelaughleave  27 "No"
27 Hayley  27 "lol"
28 TROON  24 "damn"
29 play  24 "are"
30 Advance  24 "lol"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Rebel  107 <northstar> Rebel, you'll be kicked out on your ass so fast, your' head won't catch
up for weeks
2 kipper  41 <VibesAlive> kipper: BUT BLACK PEOPLE SMELL
3 dingo  35 <VibesAlive> dingo: do a yorkshire one
4 play  32 <Play_From_Behind> Play, do you stay up all night to catch Mr. Trump's latests social media
vomitous?
5 Milla  20 <VibesAlive> Milla: https://postimg DOT cc/ZCNKfsKx
6 Emmaa  15 <VibesAlive> Emmaa: Are you the hot Emma or is Emmaaa the hot one?
7 Kenny  11 <Firefly> kenny, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up
8 PascaI-Montana  10 <VibesAlive> PascaI-Montana: I aint pulling no one
9 JasonKing  10 <VibesAlive> JasonKing: have you ever noticed the quality of the employed tesco
women
10 hearty  10 <VibesAlive> hearty: hungry for you
11 giantryan  10 <VibesAlive> giantryan: how to and work?!
12 VSXPINK  8 <VibesAlive> VSXPINK: its the eastern genes
13 towntown  8 <VibesAlive> towntown: they are better on a different switch
14 t3  8 <Milla> t3 , you shouldn't  be typing to me ., I have nothing in common with you
,
15 Outernational  8 <Milla> Outernational,  you actually up 4 it
16 Julie  8 <GOAT> julie, i do actually have a pic of ajmclean btw
17 Hayley  8 <StormVuLT> Hayley, you are free to tell us what he said there
18 Treearch  6 <Trucker> Treearch: ---------------------------------->  EXIT
19 Style_upon_Style  6 <VibesAlive> Style_upon_Style: he lives a couple streets away
20 Pascal-Montana  6 <VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: YOU BEAUTY
21 GOAT  6 <Hose_for_the_Holidays> GOAT, I'm pretty sure Julie is just winding people up.
22 T5T746736764GTR  5 <VibesAlive> T5T746736764GTR: it is
23 Sherry  5 <Anus_and_Andy> Sherry, I will hang you out the fifth floor window of your council flat
, you meandering cooze bucket.
24 Odin  5 <Milla> Odin,  jasonking.has to know Sherry ?
25 Happyjulie50  5 <Cuyahosebag> HappyJulie50, may you be infected with cholera.
26 bovary  5 <VibesAlive> bovary: that wasnt true yesterday, just trolling
27 kukumba  4 <VibesAlive> kukumba: no they let her go home
28 janey  4 <VibesAlive> janey: is rebel ginger
29 icon  4 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, please insert kid-a there into the fat-apult
30 bitchbewithyou  4 <VibesAlive> bitchbewithyou: yes i am the scum of the earth



Top 2 shouted nicks!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 icon  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon!
2 dingo  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo!!!!!



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