#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Wednesday 3 Dec 2025 to Tuesday 9 Dec 2025
586 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

Hours 0-6

Hours 6-12

Hours 12-18

Hours 18-24

Daily activity

8250	10696	8195	7825	13292	8573	7596
3 Dec	4 Dec	5 Dec	6 Dec	7 Dec	8 Dec	9 Dec

Hourly activity on #kisschat.co.uk


5.2%	5.3%	4.7%	4.1%	4.2%	3.8%	2.6%	1.2%	1.1%	2.0%	2.2%	3.3%	4.3%	4.5%	4.1%	5.5%	4.5%	4.5%	4.6%	5.2%	6.7%	5.9%	5.9%	4.8%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Long term statistics - three month sections

365902	623564	586088	541217	684404	636659	655056	636836	644323	580663	701228	644062	692673	(Est. 774400) 589244
8 - 9 2022	10 - 12 2022	1 - 3 2023	4 - 6 2023	7 - 9 2023	10 - 12 2023	1 - 3 2024	4 - 6 2024	7 - 9 2024	10 - 12 2024	1 - 3 2025	4 - 6 2025	7 - 9 2025	10 - 12 2025

Total: 8581919 lines
Estimate for this section: 774400 lines.

The busiest month on #kisschat.co.uk has been 3/2025 with a line count of 290775

Big Numbers

ishootthecliplikealimit liked talking about themself - 12 descriptions altogether.
i.e:

3 Dec 22:49 * ishootthecliplikealimit spits on hearty

HollaWidTheRinsinSound was uncertain about many things - 19% of lines contained a question.

Live_Laugh_Hate was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 19%.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 40 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: hearty - was caught talking to themself 20 times.

ROBSAYZzosiawascool DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 857 lines in CAPS!
i.e:

7 Dec 14:15 <ROBSAYZzosiawascool> AND REPORTING LASS TO ICON

8 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 24 people active
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):

getitrightgetitrightmayne, play, janey, PascaI-Montana, icon, Rebel, Alfie, Happyjulie50, Evil-Bill, Cg, SELINAGUCCII, JasonKing, OHMYGOD, Jonnie10, smokey69, Pasca|-Montana, Emmaa, DOM_MARD, T5T48979374GRGT, fat-cunts_play\pascal_Dossers, Cuyahosebag, Obese_Ray_RumbleTumTonkers, STUDLY, gaz

Ho-Ho-Hosebag wrote the longest lines - average of 66 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 29 letters.

People with the most nicknames (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T7643436GTR13	6 Nicks	T5T7643436GTR13(34%), T5T5436487364GTR(33%), T5T8483748GTR41(18%), T5T83468436GTR(8.8%), T5T7643436GTR(4.7%), T5T3636363GTR(1.2%)
T5T48979374GRGT	6 Nicks	T5T48979374GRGT(41%), T5T4554543GRGT(35%), T5T57647467GRGT36(11%), T5T64787823GRGT(6.6%), T5T57647467GRGT(3.6%), T5T48979374GRGT29(1.8%)
Northy	5 Nicks	Northy(66%), Northy35(14%), Northy7(10%), Northy4(8.0%), Northy34(0.8%)
Rebel	5 Nicks	Rebel(97%), Rebel17(1.4%), Rebel98(0.8%), Rebel71(0.2%), Rebel29(0.1%)
watty1	4 Nicks	watty1(70%), watty4(30%), Watty4`(0.0%), watty7(0.0%)

Time of day stats

	Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6)	Early birds (Hours 6-12)	Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18)	Evening chatters (Hours 18-24)
1	t3 - 2180	hearty - 763	icon - 1940	play - 1723
2	StormVuLT - 981	Milla - 415	SELINAGUCCII - 1118	Rebel - 1407
3	cunt - 691	freak_the_legend - 392	TheRealestTee - 1073	smokey69 - 1258
4	DiavoloScuro - 690	icon - 357	watty1 - 767	PascaI-Montana - 1111
5	Milla - 662	SheeEp - 328	Kenny - 759	icon - 875
6	watty1 - 595	Evangelist - 327	kipper - 717	janey - 771
7	hearty - 524	Sunday - 273	freak_the_legend - 710	watty1 - 665
8	Keyboard-Warrior - 493	Kenny - 273	ROBSAYZzosiawascool - 668	Kenny - 652
9	giantryan - 478	Sherry - 271	Emmaa - 653	JasonKing - 642
10	Fukitol - 456	DiavoloScuro - 267	TopDogNoLimit - 650	Milla - 539

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day

Number of days

12000..13999

9 (3.2%)

10000..11999

36 (13%)

8000..9999

92 (32%)

6000..7999

91 (32%)

4000..5999

46 (16%)

2000..3999

6 (2.1%)

1..1999

4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
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2	3	4	5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12	13	14	15
16	17	18	19	20	21	22
23	24	25	26	27	28	29
30	31
Lines: 290775

4 / 2025
		1	2	3	4	5
6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30

Lines: 243259

5 / 2025
				1	2	3
4	5	6	7	8	9	10
11	12	13	14	15	16	17
18	19	20	21	22	23	24
25	26	27	28	29	30	31

Lines: 179530

6 / 2025
1	2	3	4	5	6	7
8	9	10	11	12	13	14
15	16	17	18	19	20	21
22	23	24	25	26	27	28
29	30

Lines: 221273

7 / 2025
		1	2	3	4	5
6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30	31

Lines: 251443

8 / 2025
					1	2
3	4	5	6	7	8	9
10	11	12	13	14	15	16
17	18	19	20	21	22	23
24	25	26	27	28	29	30
31
Lines: 216269

9 / 2025
	1	2	3	4	5	6
7	8	9	10	11	12	13
14	15	16	17	18	19	20
21	22	23	24	25	26	27
28	29	30

Lines: 224961

10 / 2025
			1	2	3	4
5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16	17	18
19	20	21	22	23	24	25
26	27	28	29	30	31

Lines: 253938

11 / 2025
						1
2	3	4	5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12	13	14	15
16	17	18	19	20	21	22
23	24	25	26	27	28	29
30
Lines: 252153

12 / 2025
	1	2	3	4	5	6
7	8	9




Lines: 83153

Chat partners

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6			Hours 6-12
1	StormVuLT	t3	1	Sons	freak_the_legend

2	Milla	t3	2	Milla	Sunday

3	Fukitol	t3	3	Keyboard-Warrior	kipper

4	cunt	t3	4	Milla	SheeEp

5	Rebel	Screamo	5	Milla	kipper

6	giantryan	t3	6	Evil-Bill	t3

7	Keyboard-Warrior	Milla	7	Kenny	Sherry

8	TeddyBruckshot	Milla	8	Sherry	Rebel

9	DiavoloScuro	t3	9	Evangelist	freak_the_legend

10	Hayley	t3	10	Keyboard-Warrior	Milla

11	EBR	Milla	11	Kenny	Rebel

12	Keyboard-Warrior	t3	12	Kenny	hearty

13	JenniCricket	t3	13	Fukitol	t3

14	Hayley	StormVuLT	14	icon	watty1

15	Fukitol	Guantanamo	15	Kenny	SheeEp

16	StormVuLT	cunt	16	Evangelist	cunt

17	AbuseTour2025	t3	17	Evil-Bill	Fukitol

18	hearty	t3	18	Evangelist	hearty

19	Live_Laugh_Hate	Milla	19	Rebel	Sunday

20	Evil-Bill	t3	20	Rebel	hearty


Hours 12-18			Hours 18-24
1	Kenny	icon	1	Rebel	play

2	TheRealestTee	icon	2	smokey69	play

3	kipper	icon	3	smokey69	Rebel

4	TheRealestTee	freak_the_legend	4	Milla	play

5	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	icon	5	Kenny	play

6	SELINAGUCCII	TheRealestTee	6	janey	smokey69

7	SELINAGUCCII	Kenny	7	JasonKing	play

8	Emmaa	TheRealestTee	8	PascaI-Montana	play

9	Julie	TheRealestTee	9	Rebel	icon

10	freak_the_legend	icon	10	Rebel	JasonKing

11	SELINAGUCCII	icon	11	Rebel	PascaI-Montana

12	Kenny	watty1	12	JasonKing	smokey69

13	Milla	icon	13	Kenny	Rebel

14	Julie	icon	14	PascaI-Montana	icon

15	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	kipper	15	Milla	smokey69

16	SELINAGUCCII	freak_the_legend	16	icon	play

17	Emmaa	Evangelist	17	hearty	smokey69

18	icon	watty1	18	Rebel	kid-a

19	SELINAGUCCII	kipper	19	Rebel	Danielle

20	Danielle	TopDogNoLimit	20	PascaI-Montana	smokey69

Active day counts

Most days active

Nick

Number of days

percentage

SheeEp

100%

Northy

100%

SELINAGUCCII

100%

hearty

100%

Evangelist

100%

Emmaa

100%

LQQK87

100%

cunt

100%

JasonKing

100%

icon

100%

smokey69

100%

play

100%

Rebel

100%

watty1

100%

StormVuLT

100%

86%

Spooky

86%

Ho-Ho-Hosebag

86%

Happyjulie50

86%

Most consecutive days active

Nick

Number of days

Currently

icon

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

smokey69

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

JasonKing

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

watty1

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

StormVuLT

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

play

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Rebel

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

SELINAGUCCII

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

hearty

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

SheeEp

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Northy

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

LQQK87

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

cunt

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Evangelist

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Emmaa

3 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Happyjulie50

4 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active

Kenny

4 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active

Ho-Ho-Hosebag

3 Dec - 8 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active *

binman

3 Dec - 7 Dec 2025

Last active 2 days ago (7 Dec 2025)

Average line lengths

Line length	Count	Nicks
42..	7	Ho-Ho-Hosebag(66.3), HollaWidTheRinsinSound(49.2), livelaughleave(...
40..41	2	t3(41.5), PascaI-Montana(40.2)
38..39	5	Guantanamo(39.8), baddish33(39.7), AbuseTour2025(39.7), BigMad(3...
36..37	5	Copacabana(37.8), T5T7643436GTR13(36.6), TheRealestTee(36.2), is...
34..35	6	getitrightgetitrightmayne(35.9), SheeEp(35.6), Evil-Bill(35.5), VSXPINK(...
32..33	9	LQQK87(34.0), Rebel(33.5), EBR(33.3), cunt(33.2), Sunday(33.2), Ord...
30..31	10	Evangelist(31.6), VibesAlive(31.4), freak_the_legend(31.3), kipper(31....
28..29	9	OHMYGOD(29.6), OfficerGoodBody(29.5), raining(29.1), JasonKing(2...
26..27	12	JenniCricket(27.9), play(27.7), Happyjulie50(27.7), watwatwat(27.6), ...
24..25	10	Sherry(25.9), Certi(25.9), StormVuLT(25.8), ToonIsAsexSymbol(25.2),...
22..23	3	ROBSAYZlotsthings(23.6), Live_Laugh_Hate(23.1), ThErEaLdEaL(22.5)
20..21	7	Sons(21.9), Ilikeawalk(21.6), zap(21.6), ROBBBSAYZ(21.2), UFOJon(...
18..19	5	ROBBSAYZZ(19.9), Spooky(19.9), Sonic(19.2), ROBreasontohatetabb...
16..17	8	Showtime(17.8), ROBSAYZzosiaripdearweloveu(17.8), Screamo(17.6...
..15	7	ROBSAYZzosiarip(15.9), ROBSAYZUSUSSRSRA(15.8), ROBSAYZS...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines

Popular words

Count	Word	Last used by	At
3561	"That"	play	9 Dec 23:52
2007	"your"	Danielle	9 Dec 23:36
1956	"have"	play	9 Dec 23:56
1910	"LIKE"	Danielle	9 Dec 23:42
1784	"with"	play	9 Dec 23:48
1439	"THEY"	play	9 Dec 23:54
1390	"What"	JasonKing	9 Dec 23:55
1358	"just"	play	9 Dec 23:29
1334	"here"	play	9 Dec 23:54
1126	"know"	play	9 Dec 23:45

Most referred nicks:

Count	Word	Last used by	At
956	"icon"	T5T48979374GRGT	9 Dec 22:36
771	"Rebel"	play	9 Dec 23:48
729	"play"	JasonKing	9 Dec 23:57
709	"Milla"	JasonKing	9 Dec 22:25
684	"Kenny"	play	9 Dec 23:20

Who has their own private vocabulary?

Count	Nick	Randomly selected sample (amount)
87	icon	"tonks"(19), "honky"(19), "vest"(8), "alcy"(6), "Krankie"(14), "cords"(6), "circa"(6), "pals"(3), "50KG"(7), "famer"(3), "mallet"(3), "dining"(3), "Gumming"(5), "deletes"(3), "Lyudmila"(4), "Laziness"(3), "attraction"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(6), "https://freeimage.host/i/fBwGmzB"(22), "https://freeimage.host/i/fAGu8R2"(3)
65	PascaI-Montana	"notes"(4), "Nancy"(3), "Obama"(3), "ancestry"(11), "Barack"(3), "amazes"(3), "gravity"(4), "saviour"(3), "Minnesota"(8), "replaced"(4), "monopoly"(4), "terrorists"(8), "succulent"(3), "transvestite"(9), "Hallelujah"(3), "Bullshiting"(5), "pathological"(7), "entertaining"(3), "webchat@va.fan.culo "(7), "webchat@uj8.3od.78.79.IP "(3)
58	Milla	" ff"(10), "Tate"(5), "omfg"(4), "Tesla"(4), "Andrew"(5), " omfg"(4), "writes"(3), " kenny"(5), "grannie"(3), " vibes"(3), "appears"(3), " along"(3), "profiles"(5), " Moving"(4), " E.Bill"(5), "tripping"(3), "creating"(3), "usernames"(6), " TheRealestTee"(3), " TeddyBruckshot"(4)
58	Kenny	"buns"(3), "lie "(3), "mick "(5), "sheila"(3), "mine "(3), "25th"(3), "arse "(3), "road "(3), "11th"(3), "weed "(3), "streaky"(3), "hours "(3), "empty "(3), "bright "(5), "multiple"(5), "t-shirt"(3), "banned "(3), "mental "(3), "pissed "(3), "prostitute"(4)
56	t3	"Bruh"(27), "tryna"(13), "Shah"(3), "fren"(3), "lamo"(3), "boner"(5), "Adils"(4), "punani"(4), "Atleast"(7), "woulda"(4), "pheads"(4), "basset"(3), "Tabitha"(6), "ERECTION"(8), "supreme"(4), "twisted"(4), "tempted"(4), "interact"(4), "nineties"(3), "Pinochio"(3)
53	play	"Fuki"(11), "reak"(3), "pron"(3), "manly"(4), "length"(7), "YERRR"(4), "SSENS"(3), "bodies"(4), "twofaced"(10), "tetanus"(5), "MEASLES"(5), "baptised"(6), "YERRRRR"(3), "days Up"(3), "typically"(4), "ADORABLES"(3), "parasitic"(3), "conditions"(6), "VACCINATED"(5), "https://freeimage.host/i/img-20251207-221153624.fAVZyR2"(12)
35	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	"BORT"(4), "ASSS"(4), "CUNTT"(5), "havin"(4), "SWINE"(3), "TEELIN"(4), "USLESS"(4), "FREAK="(3), "MILLAA"(3), "Zemplar"(3), "Zokinvy"(3), "SUFFOVATE"(7), "SLADKAYA"(3), "DIFFERANT"(3), "miglustat"(3), "GIRLS=SEX"(3), "cefuroxime"(3), "LIST==VIBES"(5), "paricalcitol"(3), "LIVE-LAUGH..DIE"(3)
27	watty1	"isint"(15), "basterd"(17), "wino"(5), "gunna"(4), "drool"(3), "scored"(6), "Viduka"(5), "bollox"(4), "fuckign"(6), "scroat"(3), "gayness"(4), "VAGINAS"(3), "starter"(3), "limehole"(4), "pedofile"(4), "hahahahhaa"(3), "hahahahahaha"(5), "hahahahahhaa"(3), "hahahahhahaa"(3), "hahahahhahahaa"(5)
27	TheRealestTee	"Glum"(5), "PHIL"(4), "ya "(4), "massa"(4), "etc "(3), "Denzel"(4), "shawty"(3), "Delboy"(3), "Diwali"(3), "rappers"(4), "laptops"(4), "could "(3), "trigger"(3), "heart "(3), "proving"(3), "wasteman"(5), "pisshead"(3), "summoned"(3), "happiness"(3), "threesome"(3)
25	SELINAGUCCII	"pple"(20), "shld"(30), "Khan"(5), "rmbr"(3), "pssy"(3), "anthr"(6), "fifty"(3), "proves"(4), "mistle"(3), "clocked"(5), "marrige"(4), "saffron"(4), "decking"(3), "house "(3), "bonjour"(3), "unstable"(4), "attached"(3), "squashed"(3), "decorations"(5), "interaction"(3)

These pairs like to talk in their own special language

Count	Nicks	Randomly selected sample (amount)
24	t3 and DiavoloScuro	"alas"(3), "liquor"(8), "polar"(4), "Cholo"(4), "robes"(4), "shaft"(3), "Frosty"(6), "denied"(6), "smooth"(5), "Trevon"(3), "porker"(3), "diaper"(3), "refuses"(4), "disgust"(3), "watered"(3), "groomers"(4), "animosity"(4), "RETIREMENT"(7), "gravitate"(3), "references"(3)
21	Milla and kid-a	" hey"(20), " Old"(14), " wtf"(10), " is"(6), " Ok"(6), "virgo"(9), " ah"(4), " Rebel"(13), " do"(3), " Rob"(6), " Lmao"(8), " has"(3), "error"(3), " Did"(3), " Gosh"(5), " play"(4), " there"(4), " right"(3), " Selina"(3), "generally"(4)
20	Milla and Kenny	"are "(11), "know "(12), "euro"(3), "jake"(3), "sad "(4), "again "(8), "bitch "(8), "will "(5), "easy "(4), "said "(4), "says "(3), "48DD"(3), "funny "(3), "accent "(4), "italians"(4), "called "(3), "kipper "(3), "english "(4), "looking "(3), "foundation"(4)
20	ROBSAYZzosiawascool and ROBSAYZzosiarip	"KUNT"(27), "XAXAXA"(18), "TEEL"(6), "EMMAS"(8), "doin"(5), "EVRY"(5), "SWEETY"(9), "XAXAXAXA"(13), "IONLY"(3), "NAGGED"(3), "XAXAXAXAXA"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(15), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(19), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), ...
17	Kenny and TheRealestTee	"cunt "(21), "was "(10), "kids "(9), "too "(5), "disco"(4), "down "(7), "week "(6), "true "(4), "ones "(3), "silly "(4), "place "(3), "weeks "(3), "charges"(3), "today "(3), "Pascal "(5), "bastard "(4), "tablets "(3)
17	play and PascaI-Montana	"YAMS"(8), "democrats"(33), "aliens"(10), "July"(3), "Mall"(3), "voted"(5), "melvin"(8), "Democratic"(29), "havana"(8), "costco"(7), "Arabia"(6), "Valley"(5), "liberal"(6), "beaches"(3), "Meagh "(3), "Freckles"(4), "PARASITES"(3)
17	icon and watty1	"berk"(6), "sank"(5), "spark"(8), "blew"(4), "autism"(5), "Noncey"(3), "let’s"(5), "who’s"(3), "sausages"(6), "SHITTING"(4), "cybering"(3), "here’s"(3), "knobhead"(3), "dribbling"(3), "breakdown"(3), "fruitcake"(3), "palpitations"(6)
15	Rebel and play	"lungs"(7), "deer"(4), "dates"(6), "DISEASE"(12), "exact"(4), "stays"(4), "Boomers"(10), "haired"(5), "Pullup"(3), "Waxing"(3), "immune"(3), "observe"(5), "potatoes"(5), "wherever"(3), "bragging"(3)
15	Kenny and SELINAGUCCII	"good "(17), "kid "(11), "basic"(10), "vera"(6), "Steven"(10), "gays"(3), "feeds"(4), "gym "(3), "marley"(4), "Satans"(3), "prick "(4), "slammed"(3), "movie "(3), "person "(6), "tablet "(3)
14	t3 and PascaI-Montana	"lyrics"(7), "deeper"(6), "hispanic"(12), "Angela"(3), "holier"(3), "Harris"(3), "anthem"(3), "charging"(5), "secretly"(4), "Somalian"(4), "communist"(6), "Hispanics"(5), "Pakistanis"(4), "recommendations"(3)

Top 6 shouted nicks!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Rebel	1	<C3> rebel!!
2	Norris	1	<Rebel> Norris!
3	hey	1	<Jimbob> Hey!
4	Deck	1	<Saturday> deck!!!!
5	cunt	1	<cunt> Cunt!
6	Cg	1	<CountDrunkula> Cg!

#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	ishootthecliplikealimit	12	* ishootthecliplikealimit does the hellicopter for hearty
2	play	4	* play HAS NEVER BEEN TURNED DOWN
3	zap	3	* zap shits on chatter below
4	youdontknowwherethefoodis	3	* youdontknowwherethefoodis yawns
5	pullupandpopatabitch	3	* pullupandpopatabitch yawns
6	squadgoals	2	* squadgoals yawns
7	one-trick-pony	2	* one-trick-pony loves a working lass
8	JasonKing	2	* JasonKing awaits smokey69 typing a good word about anyone
9	dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru	2	* dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru yawns
10	UNITY-Ring	1	* UNITY-Ring greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum
11	Showtime	1	* Showtime waits to see if lefty leaves
12	livelaughleave	1	* livelaughleave spits on hearty
13	Live_Laugh_Hate	1	* Live_Laugh_Hate gets ignore ready
14	getitrightgetitrightmayne	1	* getitrightgetitrightmayne contemplates expressing something with the right command
15	Cruyff	1	* Cruyff nutmegs freak_the_legend and leaves the bamboozled oompa on his arse
16	Certi	1	* Certi plays hoopla with watty1's head
17	bowling-shoe-ugly	1	* bowling-shoe-ugly twirls freak_the_legend
18	bitchimeating	1	* bitchimeating yawns

#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	34	"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2	TheRealestTee	6	"It's 100% below the belt"
3	PascaI-Montana	3	"100% correct Play"
4	LQQK87	3	"HE'S OFF TO READ THE STATS NOW"
5	SELINAGUCCII	2	"icon is 90% man and 10% kisschat addict "
6	ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA	2	"BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
7	gockcobbler	2	"4.9% APR Representative* & £1,500 Deposit Contribution*"
8	EBR	2	"UfmsaQeUnoJ6u1GpJqO_-d5wTnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=gearlight+headlamp&qid=1765145302&s... ...prefix=gearlight+head%2Caps%2C188&sr=8-1"
9	baddish33	2	"Sens was 100% correct about you and so are my other sources"
10	TeddyBruckshot	1	"Well if it means Muslims. They are 1% of the USA population, it's very low."
11	t3	1	"They start at 1%... and it wouldn't be a problem but their whole goal is to infiltrate and take over"
12	StormVuLT	1	"83% of Capricorns are insane"
13	SirDave	1	"answer the @#$%^&*( question lady,lol"
14	Sherry	1	"i need your cv and stats"
15	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	1	"CRIME WAVE WENT DOWN 89%"
16	ROBBBSAYZ	1	"covid is a mild cold=fact.You get a test to see ofyouhave it.If you have the flu youdont need a test you feel very bad.They get paid double and triple if they write you have covid, no the flu or pneumon... ...ia.China is the enemy of the USA so they blamed china but all you hear and see are the americans bill gates and fauci.The pvr test is 97%"
17	Milla	1	" kipper 100%"
18	michelle_rko	1	"most rates are between 3% to 11% so well done thanks"
19	kiss-me-kate	1	"yank Thanksgiving meal cost was down 25% this year"
20	Kenny	1	"1% too bright "
21	Ilikeawalk	1	"Rupert got 10% in a poll, without a party"
22	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	1	"4% body fat QUACK QUACK big time CEO HONK HONK mbwm5 OOGAH OOGAH"
23	Hayley	1	"She was mean to about 98 % of chatters"
24	DiavoloScuro	1	"In Canada, the rate was 5%, which to me was unheard of, having come from USA."
25	cunt	1	"Hayley, Yorkshire went up 45%...fuck e"
26	CNN-News	1	"100% fake news"
27	Chaz	1	"I have seen TheWeeknds picture and that is 100% a man"
28	Bus-Wankers	1	"4% body fat icon V their 99.4% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
29	Backpfeifengesicht	1	"You could easily do a reboot of Mind Your Language and cast 90% of Kisschat in it"
30	Alexandro-Nesta	1	"it used to be 35% in the 70s"

#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	102	"Hush fat Julie egg hypertension honky tonks"
2	SELINAGUCCII	31	"need to check on dinner"
3	Evangelist	29	"is the Egg moaning again ?"
4	t3	27	"Tabs said she'd wear a necklace made of chicken wing bones if I ever died. In remembrance. That 's the kind of wacism a man can respect"
5	SheeEp	25	"dooo they know it's burger time at alllllllllllllll"
6	kipper	17	"rather than choking the chicken every few days"
7	Kenny	16	"my mum worked with her at the biscuit factory coal road "
8	VSXPINK	15	"You make balls and then dip them in the chocolate. It's like a reese's but better"
9	watty1	14	"I feel sick now fancy trying to pork some knocked up old slut lmfao"
10	OHMYGOD	13	"saying mcdonalds is human meat"
11	TheRealestTee	12	"Doesn't a woman make your dinner and provide you with somewhere to live? "
12	hearty	10	"rebel go to fucking fish soup pussy"
13	freak_the_legend	10	"lefty don't talk about eggs vamp sent u a giant egg in your street"
14	JenniCricket	9	"Dried apricots are better than banana chips"
15	Fukitol	9	"make me rice and pea"
16	EBR	9	"Just for one fucking burger."
17	PascaI-Montana	8	"via a fishing boat. The Florida Miami"
18	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	8	"Bill, I hope you are not thinking of poking Milla with your porker."
19	giantryan	8	"I got chocolate"
20	Evil-Bill	7	"She only stuffs her gob with Halal sausage."
21	play	6	"and buy you a nice dinner"
22	kid-a	6	"Ok. Still. The Korean chicken bowl is amazing"
23	Julie	6	"Lefty I am NOT AN EGG"
24	Danielle	6	"I’m green. Burgundy mascara looks good. U should try a chocolate brown mascara. L’Oréal released some recently"
25	cunt	6	"I got me chips arrrt"
26	Rebel	5	"We don't get them here just chicken"
27	positions-west-coast	5	"It's as smart as eating rice krispies to lose weight"
28	zap	4	"Alcoholic gravy"
29	T5T7643436GTR13	4	"FREAK ALOT HAVE ESCAPED YOUR BATTERING IT SEEMS EGGS AND FLOUR HASNT HAD THE DIRE EFFECT ON EM"
30	smokey69	4	"Brb just making milla gag on my sausage"

#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	t3	89	"Just order pizza earlier in the day Bill. "Kik""
2	DiavoloScuro	46	"You ever watch the movie "Colors" ?"
3	TopDogNoLimit	40	"The "Final cut" one is my favorite."
4	TheRealestTee	37	""Dad I need new shoes" fuck off, your mum got her fiver last week "
5	Evil-Bill	28	""I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's""
6	EBR	26	"So you weren't a minor. That pretty much puts the "Rob is a nonce" narrative to rest."
7	Keyboard-Warrior	24	"And then when it's time for us to hang up, you can wave to me and say "bye bitch"."
8	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	16	"Now that Mr. Trump has renamed it "Department of War," I'm sure we will get lots more great war movies. Or cartoons."
9	StormVuLT	15	"Ryan your default face is "shocked""
10	kiss-me-kate	15	"I have been called a "berk""
11	AbuseTour2025	15	"Guarding the "Family business""
12	cunt	11	""You aint seen me, right...Paris or Berlin""
13	play	9	"may I call you "cuban""
14	Hose_for_the_Holidays	7	"Watty is trying to keep his child molesting under control, so he accuses other people of it. It's called "projection." Projecting is something his penis does NOT do."
15	getitrightgetitrightmayne	6	""salad bowl head" hahaha"
16	VSXPINK	5	"Have you UK folks ever had a "buckeye"?"
17	LQQK87	5	"PEADO ? .....ASK BILLY BOY "PAEDO" HOW TO SPELL IT CORRECTLY"
18	baddish33	5	"Lol "carry on your lies" sorry you were brain dead to think that filter was gonna hide that fat neck from anyone who is actually cognitive"
19	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	4	"I'm not your "habibi", you racist pig"
20	DaveHandbrake	4	"bit late on the "mind gone" kokes, they were 10 mins ago, catch up"
21	Westons	3	"he will ask "which one?""
22	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	3	""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
23	Milla	3	"[Official Audio] ISHA(이샤) - "See" [MV] ISHA(이샤) - See Afro beats vibes i like that"
24	MikeTard2025	3	"MR YOSIE LOCOTE "BALAZOS" VIDEO OFICIAL "JKNUCKLES" https://www.y... ...outube.com/watch?v=fkD2SxzwEpk 🎶 📺 🎶"
25	gusta	3	""don't mess with me, i'm 145 lbs""
26	Cuyahosebag	3	"If there is "nothing" in the Epstein files, why doesn't Fatty release them?"
27	CountDrunkula	3	"LQQK's mama never taught him how to use his "indoor voice.""
28	xcor	2	"I don't want to look up "nugget porn" and have it in my search history"
29	ToonIsAsexSymbol	2	""Fuck my slutty little mouth, Simon""
30	SirDave	2	"anyone else SICK of these guys using 'curious bc they dont have the BALLS to say "I wanna be A FA.GG.OTT"!?"

#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Happyjulie50	35	"Hello "
2	sweetjewels50	17	"Stormvult hello is lord-flashheart "
3	hearty	16	"hello guys"
4	Emmaa	16	"Good morning Billybob"
5	Rebel	14	"Hello emmaa"
6	Milla	13	" Hey Vamps, no plans till evening"
7	Cg	13	"Hello jason"
8	kid-a	12	" I've been married nearly 20 years but hey ho"
9	TheRealestTee	10	"In here on Christmas day discussing the episode of Murder She Wrote they watched the evening before "
10	PascaI-Montana	10	"you're in chat virtually 24/7 from early mornings until now. And it's UK time. You idiotic, paranoid weirdo"
11	binman	10	"good evening mrs hosebag sir"
12	SheeEp	9	"yea the colour is 3000k for warm white, makes it nice for evenings but the 4000k light is sharper and better for brightness"
13	Northy	9	"afternoon kida"
14	EBR	8	"You know, nothing beats a nice walk in the park at 2 in the morning...strolling along the grass...only to have the sprinklers turn on suddently and spray you with water...."
15	UFOJon	7	"good morning England and Macdonalds"
16	smokey69	7	"Me too got work in the morning yay"
17	SELINAGUCCII	7	"if u notice , it nvr says hello to me"
18	freak_the_legend	7	"cuya u know play is so close to his job coach they meet in stasarbucks every morning"
19	Evangelist	7	"good morning vamps my dear"
20	DiavoloScuro	7	"Hello, Julie!!!"
21	StormVuLT	6	"Hello Guantanamo"
22	kipper	6	"continue on till evening"
23	watty1	5	"Morning you little plonkers"
24	TopDogNoLimit	5	"Good morning, you aborning paedophile @ Play"
25	ToonIsAsexSymbol	5	"Toon was in thsi morning."
26	raining	5	"i saw a very good episode of scooby doo yesterday morning"
27	Keyboard-Warrior	5	"Hello, Julie."
28	Julie	5	"Howdy to you too sir dave"
29	icon	5	"Hello my darling xxxxxxxxxxx"
30	Evil-Bill	5	"Hello, Emma!"

#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	kipper	287	"JasonKing why coventry :D"
2	watty1	241	"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
3	icon	177	"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
4	Milla	174	"you haven't describe your actual username smokey69 ? :D"
5	SheeEp	90	"i remember radio 1 just going for the instrumental - even tho there is no fucking instruments in the tune :D"
6	StormVuLT	60	"that's from 15 years ago :D"
7	Rebel	53	"Yea why not believe in the chupracabra, the fairies, the elves, the little onion folk, the Nessie, dragons , wizards, witches and those monster inc characters Norris 😐"
8	smokey69	48	"* smiles at rebel*😊"
9	Hayley	34	"t2 deal 😂😂😂 "
10	Fukitol	30	"🤣 T3"
11	TheRealestTee	26	"Stay puft looking bitch. <<<< 😂😂😂"
12	t2	24	"😂😂😂 I like t2"
13	WhoAreChelsea	20	"🤣"
14	Julie	18	"09:33:29 WhoAreChelseaBless the little maggots always trying to act hard 😀"
15	Danielle	17	"Ur lucky zos isn’t here kid-a 😂. The telling off youd get"
16	BignBashy	13	"Yeah literally once in a decade 😂"
17	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	12	"<<<< no offence taken by this hawt Swede :)"
18	PascaI-Montana	11	":patrickseaweeddance:"
19	HollaWidTheRinsinSound	10	"Yeah the lefty tree hugger 😂"
20	DiavoloScuro	9	"Hi Vampy :)"
21	VibesAlive	8	"Guest2520 i've met a few people on here who will be staying in touch with :)"
22	Evangelist	8	"i dont post the kids i fiddle with i respect their privacy 🤣"
23	B-PJCitipmt	8	"what a beautiful night, innit :)"
24	playtime22	7	"Weirdos your talking about making yourself taller 🤣"
25	Emmaa	7	"bill and i are just friends :)"
26	Copacabana	7	"watty1 ''i look 20 ish but im on my 40s'' 😂"
27	EBR	6	"Just like you and I :)"
28	Vibes	4	"i bet you like Kenny ;) ;) :)"
29	TopDogNoLimit	4	"That's the idea, Rebs :P"
30	ThErEaLdEaL	4	"😉"

#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	freak_the_legend	342	"lmao"
2	icon	309	"🤌"
3	watty1	241	"😂"
4	hearty	232	"yeah"
5	t3	170	"nice"
6	smokey69	143	"Age"
7	Milla	139	"😂"
8	Emmaa	133	"yws"
9	kipper	129	":D"
10	Rebel	126	"It."
11	SELINAGUCCII	114	"lmao"
12	DiavoloScuro	86	"lol"
13	StormVuLT	79	"lol"
14	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	76	"YES"
15	Julie	76	"Tee"
16	TopDogNoLimit	75	":)"
17	EBR	75	"Yup."
18	giantryan	68	"Why?"
19	ROBSAYZzosiarip	63	"COME"
20	janey	62	"OUT"
21	SheeEp	52	"lol"
22	cunt	52	"Ha"
23	Evangelist	49	"lol"
24	TheRealestTee	48	"Lool"
25	MikeTard2025	46	" "
26	play	43	"does"
27	kid-a	43	"Dani"
28	PascaI-Montana	39	"ZXZ"
29	Keyboard-Warrior	37	"lmao"
30	JasonKing	36	"oh"

#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	hey	64	<TopDogNoLimit> Hey, thanks!
2	t3	19	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> T3, exactly the same thing happened with me.
3	play	19	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Play, you are more likely to die before me when ICE conducts a sweep of immigrants and hobos off the streets of Phoenix.
4	Kenny	15	<SELINAGUCCII> kenny , where u live , is it an apartment open living ?
5	Rebel	14	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Rebel, an inflatable costume would excite Phead, but not the rest of us.
6	Julie	14	<DiavoloScuro> Julie, either one of your legs is fatter than my entire body.
7	freak	14	<Emmaa> Freak, its just chat,
8	icon	13	<SELINAGUCCII> icon , travelling is good
9	OHMYGOD	8	<Richman> OHMYGOD: you are a sick person
10	Milla	8	<T5> Milla: but that means rest are employed
11	hearty	8	<vecna> hearty, according to Google Gemini, SELINAGUCCII belongs to the HIJRA COMMUNITY in Pakistan
12	hi	7	<Sonic> Hi, anyone from Dorchester
13	Danielle	6	<giantryan> Danielle, you should see Eric
14	Hayley	5	<Hose_for_the_Holidays> Hayley, I'm stunned to learn that Phead dissed his inflatable vinyl sex doll in favor of you.
15	Guantanamo	5	<Baristo> Guantanamo: you are a racist bastard
16	cunt	5	<Duckett> cunt: what kind of nick you have
17	Marty	4	<CountDrunkula> Marty, you should use a MyPillow.
18	Emmaa	4	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Emmaa, them Latina chicks are totally kinky
19	Screamo	3	<Fukitol> Screamo, don't mess with rock chics
20	Lefty	3	<Certi> lefty, you are a nonce
21	JenniCricket	3	<Baristo> JenniCricket: you need to sleep
22	Fukitol	3	<Baristo> Fukitol: I do not work at baristo
23	Cg	3	<StormVuLT> cg :)
24	baddish33	3	<Sonic> baddish33, show part of one nippple
25	B-PJCitipmt	3	<T5> B-PJCitipmt: does that make you happy ?
26	Sherry	2	<Milla> Sherry, i wasn't saying because of you .,
27	pascal	2	<play> pascal, Jesus soon here
28	Live_Laugh_Hate	2	<T5> Live_Laugh_Hate: you laughing at this serious thing
29	kipper	2	<SELINAGUCCII> kipper , i was rasied with manners and respect
30	Evangelist	2	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Evangelist, would you be interested in delivering the guest sermon this Sunday at the Church of the Holy Hosebag/

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