#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 31 Oct 2025 to Thursday 6 Nov 2025
663 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Daily statistics

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9632



8518



8197



7537



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When are people active in #kisschat.co.uk?

4.2% 4.0% 3.3% 2.5% 1.8% 1.1% 1.2% 1.1% 1.0% 2.4% 3.4% 4.4% 3.9% 4.3% 4.9% 6.0% 6.0% 5.5% 6.8% 6.5% 6.7% 7.3% 6.4% 5.2%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

152320
437085
400061
373335
400317
353653
469459
446539
405065
421535
443324
427033
436502
430580
357904
410453
534034
400803
467712
478899
(Est.
544400)
53545

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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2024
3 - 4
2024
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2024
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2025
Total line count: 8300158
Estimate for this section: 544400 lines.

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

TheGreatOne liked talking about themself - 16 descriptions altogether.
Example:
 4 Nov 19:14 * TheGreatOne spits on JonnieCAT
freak_the_legand was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 23% of lines contained questions.

freak_th_legend was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 23%.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 30 times...

freak_the_legend also chatted to themselve 29 times.

ROBBIESAYZ forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 1293 lines in CAPS.
Example:
 4 Nov 10:42 <ROBBIESAYZ> CANT SEE YA MOUTH
Channel activity peak: 32 people were active on 6 Nov 2025 19:00 - 20:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 play, JasonKing, TheGreatOne, John_Mayhoff, GOAT, Happyjulie49, Paradise-ValleyAZ, pIay, julieu49, Rebel, happyjuIie49, thewestcoastisfull, RebeI, Paradise-VaIIeyAZ, kid-a, PristineGreen33, SELINAGUCCII, T5T7467346H2R, Kenny, Hayley, Cor, HayIey, juIieu49, thewestcoastisfuII, sweetjewels49, sweetjeweIs49, angeIrose49, Joanne_88, lightheartedjulie49, dave, IightheartedjuIie49, smokey69
John_Mayhoff was overly verbose, averaging 74 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 33 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (still haven't found the best one, T5T7467346H2R...)
T5T7467346H2R24 Nicks T5T7467346H2R(11%), T5T848437H2R(10%), T5T73336H2R(10%), T5T7373366H2R(8.8%), T5T7643764H2R(8.3%), T5T75374H2R(7.3%), T5T76437436H2R(7.0%), T5T74637643H2R(4.9%), T5T2726363H2R(3.9%), T5T8498747H2R(3.9%), T5T689575H2R(3.4%), T5T76437863H2R(3.1%), T5T373737H2R(2.8%), T5T7836478H2R(2.3%), T5T8476748H2R(1.8%), T5T566447H2R(1.6%), T5T384747H2R(1.6%)...
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(87%), kid-a41(8.4%), kid-a88(3.0%), kid-a80(1.0%)
JasonKing4 Nicks JasonKing(99%), JasonKing28(0.7%), JasonKing19(0.1%), JasonKing80(0.1%)
BoomBoomBangBang424 Nicks BoomBoomBangBang42(78%), BoomBoomBangBang(18%), BoomBoomBangBang28(2.4%), BoomBoomBangBang13(1.0%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 1137
freak_the_legend - 1260
icon - 3367
PascaI-Montana - 1500
2B-P - 888
Kenny - 661
freak_the_legend - 1234
freak_the_legend - 1286
3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 836
ROBBIESAYZ - 598
TheRealestTee - 1225
icon - 1006
4freak_the_legend - 816
icon - 593
Kenny - 932
JasonKing - 726
5StormVuLT - 483
Sherry - 528
SELINAGUCCII - 713
November - 721
6VeniVidiVici - 455
freak_th_legend - 351
ROBBIESAYZ - 657
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 718
7Milla - 434
MikeTard2025 - 330
kipper - 609
SELINAGUCCII - 563
8Hayley - 403
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 244
freak_th_legend - 566
MBMcF - 560
9lex123 - 400
Northy - 209
TheLynx - 520
kid-a - 474
10JenniCricket - 338
Piss_up_a_rope - 191
Sherry - 505
janey - 438

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

2/2025 - 11/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
8 (2.9%)
 10000..11999
37 (13%)
 8000..9999
87 (31%)
 6000..7999
89 (32%)
 4000..5999
46 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.2%)
 1..1999
6 (2.2%)

2025

2 / 2025
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9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
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9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6
 
 
 
 
Lines: 53545



Chat partners

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 B-Pt3 1 Kennyfreak_the_legend
2 Hayleyt3 2 Sherryfreak_the_legend
3 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 3 SherryKenny
4 B-PMilla 4 Kennyicon
5 VeniVidiVicit3 5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
6 t3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 6 ROBBIESAYZicon
7 Millakid-a 7 GOATfreak_the_legend
8 Hayleyfreak_the_legend 8 JulieSherry
9 B-PVeniVidiVici 9 freak_the_legendicon
10 Benfreak_the_legend 10 freak_the_legendKingdom-of-Heaven
11 StormVuLTt3 11 Sherryfreak_th_legend
12 t3kid-a 12 KennyNorthy
13 t3Julie 13 Julieicon
14 B-PHayley 14 NorthySherry
15 B-Plex123 15 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xokid-a
16 freak_the_legendt3 16 Sherryicon
17 Phead_in_Crisis_XoVeniVidiVici 17 Kingdom-of-HeavenLumpy
18 B-PStormVuLT 18 ROBBIESAYZfreak_the_legend
19 Cgt3 19 Lumpyicon
20 HayleyVeniVidiVici 20 JulieNorthy


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 freak_the_legendicon 1 PascaI-Montanaicon
2 Kennyicon 2 Rebelicon
3 TheRealestTeeicon 3 freak_the_legendicon
4 Sherryicon 4 freak_the_legendRebel
5 kippericon 5 iconjaney
6 Kennyfreak_the_legend 6 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
7 Rebelicon 7 SELINAGUCCIIicon
8 TheLynxicon 8 smokey69ukicon
9 SELINAGUCCIIicon 9 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
10 freak_th_legendicon 10 Rebelkid-a
11 SheeEpicon 11 Novemberjaney
12 RebelRockicon 12 HayleyPascaI-Montana
13 ROBBIESAYZicon 13 LynxMBMcF
14 KennySherry 14 Hayleyicon
15 GOATicon 15 Jeremiah-Johnsonsmokey69uk
16 Sherryfreak_the_legend 16 Danielleshittt
17 ArboristPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 17 Novemberfreak_the_legend
18 Danielleicon 18 PascaI-Montanafreak_the_legend
19 TheRealestTeefreak_the_legend 19 GOATsmokey69
20 Kennyfreak_th_legend 20 JasonKingicon



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 StormVuLT  7
  100%
2 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
3 Northy  7
  100%
4 Cg  7
  100%
5 T5T7467346H2R  7
  100%
6 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
7 Piss_up_a_rope  7
  100%
8 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
9 Kenny  7
  100%
10 kid-a  7
  100%
11 ROBBIESAYZ  7
  100%
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
13 freak_the_legend  7
  100%
14 t3  7
  100%
15 icon  7
  100%
16 JasonKing  6
  86%
17 MikeTard2025  6
  86%
18 SheeEp  6
  86%
19 janey  6
  86%
20 giantryan  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 ROBBIESAYZ  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 kid-a  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 Kenny  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 icon  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 t3  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 freak_the_legend  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 TheRealestTee  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Northy  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 TheGreatOne  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 StormVuLT  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Cg  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 Piss_up_a_rope  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 happyjulieu49  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 T5T7467346H2R  7 31 Oct - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 SheeEp  6 1 Nov - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 6 days active
17 janey  6 1 Nov - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 6 days active
18 Ben  5 2 Nov - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 5 days active
19 B-P  5 2 Nov - 6 Nov 2025
  Currently 5 days active
20 sumguy  5 31 Oct - 4 Nov 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (4 Nov 2025)




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
51.. 7 John_Mayhoff(73.6), Arborist(62.9), GOAT(60.1), Jeremiah-Johnson(5...
48..50 2 TheGreatOne(50.9), putitontheflooragain(48.5)
45..47 0 -
42..44 7 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(43.8), thewestcoastisfull(43.0), Pascal-M...
39..41 8 Kingdom-of-Heaven(40.7), B-P(40.6), TheLynx(40.5), Visionary(40.4), ...
36..38 9 T5T7467346H2R(38.2), TheRealestTee(38.0), Danielle(37.9), ButterflyE...
33..35 10 FlutterFlyPheadThePooph(35.6), AboveTheClouds(34.9), MistyMountai...
30..32 17 BoomBoomBangBang42(32.7), SheeEp(32.4), Sparklers(32.3), play(32...
27..29 19 WooHoo(29.8), DeepBlue(29.8), Julie(29.8), BangersAndBooms(29.5),...
24..26 8 Sherry(26.9), RockandTroll(26.5), Milla(26.0), happyjulieu49(25.9), Stor...
21..23 5 chienDemer(23.9), cunt(23.4), lex123(23.3), VeniVidiVici(22.0), smoke...
..20 9 Sons(20.7), freak_the_legand(20.2), ROBIIESAYZ(19.0), Golden(18.2)...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most used words

Count Word Last used by At
3542 "that" topbosswestcoast 6 Nov 23:56
2333 "your" T5T7467346H2R 6 Nov 23:57
2304 "have" JonnieCAT 6 Nov 23:57
2069 "with" T5T7467346H2R 6 Nov 23:58
1896 "like" T5T7467346H2R 6 Nov 23:56
1813 "here" topbosswestcoast 6 Nov 23:58
1476 "WHAT" JonnieCAT 6 Nov 23:51
1436 "just" JonnieCAT 6 Nov 23:56
1347 "They" JonnieCAT 6 Nov 23:57
1268 "know" JonnieCAT 6 Nov 23:44


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1388 "icon" ROBBIESAYZSYAZX 6 Nov 23:18
1017 "Rebel" Northy 6 Nov 23:55
717 "Kenny" TheGreatOne 6 Nov 22:46
475 "play" JonnieCAT 6 Nov 23:28
452 "Julie" RebelRock 6 Nov 22:54


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
159 icon "DD’s"(33), "225K"(19), "author"(12), "dung"(4), "Carol"(7), "…run"(8), "Qawra"(3),
"mallet"(4), "SN14"(4), "hirsute"(7), "rocking"(6), "You’d"(6), "X100"(5), "Versace"(3),
"Jamboree"(5), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(29), "Wythenshawe"(3),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(8), "https://freeimage.host/i/KLbt9MN"(5),
"https://freeimage.host/i/KQ8ocut"(4)
91 PascaI-Montana "ashby"(8), "Hanks"(7), "eric"(3), "wurzel"(5), "unsold"(4), "cloud”"(9), "Hunter"(3),
"backside"(7), "shutting"(6), "evidential"(9), "client’s"(9), "customer"(3),
"apartment"(5), "emergency"(4), "disappeared"(10), "platforms"(3), "millilitres"(9),
" fatty "(3), "restrictions"(9), "self-employed"(9)
57 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "hehe"(5), "pipsqueak"(31), "wool"(4), "civil"(7), "hippo"(3), "choppy"(4), "hoarse"(4),
"~sigh~"(3), "assorted"(9), "Angeles"(5), "intensing"(9), "creature"(4), "intenses"(4),
"outright"(3), "drunkard"(3), "ignoramus"(4), "whereabouts"(4), "eroticizing"(3),
"masturbating"(5), "cow-a-punga"(3)
51 Kenny "alki"(13), "echo"(5), "uk "(4), "lent"(3), "moves"(5), "days "(8), "adele"(4), "law "(3),
"ups "(3), "gay "(3), "basics"(4), "says "(3), "pole "(3), "dude "(3), "heyley"(3),
"fawlks"(3), "scotty"(3), "blocking"(3), "hugzzzzz"(3), "parliment"(3)
38 B-P "gonk"(5), "FOCK"(5), "hahah"(4), "seven"(3), "herbs"(3), "humble"(5), "Jennza"(4),
"judaism"(6), "Hebrew"(3), "focking"(3), "paranoia"(3), "bickering"(4), "assertive"(3),
"contribute"(3), "declaration"(3), "enlightened"(3), "circumcised"(3), "DIFFERENTLY"(3),
"SonsOfLiberty"(3), "evening/morning"(3)
36 ROBBIESAYZ "FUKIN"(29), "tape"(3), "SEXI"(3), "FETTA"(5), "mason"(3), "MILLAA"(5), "Aussie"(4),
"Rachel"(4), "CLOUDS"(4), "USLESS"(4), "TEELIN"(3), "MATMAT"(3), "coverage"(4),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4), "loooooooooooooooooool"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), ...
33 freak_the_legend "pisscal"(29), "olds"(7), "ella"(3), "freka"(4), "unwell"(7), "Jackass"(9), "niters"(5),
"butcher"(6), "contend"(4), "netball"(3), "slammed"(3), "PROMISED"(4), "umbrella"(3),
"delivers"(3), "skidmarks"(3), "priceless"(3), "scentence"(3), "laughable"(3),
"slaughtered"(4), "financially"(3)
32 SELINAGUCCII "shld"(19), "anthr"(15), "pssy"(10), "rmbr"(3), "Ruby"(3), "sonic"(5), "riots"(3), "utube"(3),
"fryers"(3), "ganges"(3), "approx"(3), "spiders"(4), "express"(4), "tumeric"(3),
"abusers"(3), "routine"(3), "goodman"(3), "genocide"(5), "israevil"(4), "bandages"(3)
31 t3 "ghey"(4), "bruv"(3), "DayZ"(3), "quran"(4), "unsee"(3), "Adils"(3), "Wimpy"(3), "insist"(4),
"n1gga"(4), "combat"(3), "worthy"(3), "c0cks"(3), "woulda"(3), "virgins"(5), "dwarves"(3),
"applying"(3), "ONLYFANS"(3), "bombshell"(4), "diabolical"(3), "revelation"(3)
30 TheRealestTee "FARE"(7), "yday"(3), "beak"(3), "Thus"(3), "armed"(4), "age "(3), "Lool "(5), "it. "(4),
"mm? "(3), "Slough"(3), "Lorri "(3), "Bradley"(3), "first "(3), "transfer"(5), "outsider"(3),
"superted"(3), "Freak. "(3), "defrauding"(3), "testosterone"(3), "accountability"(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
34 icon and freak_the_legend "Krankie"(40), "shake"(7), "burned"(8), "dread"(5), "wheel"(4), "spurs"(4), "truck"(3),
"noises"(5), "Onslow"(5), "officer"(7), "leading"(6), "cabbage"(5), "Stagecoach"(13),
"blowjob"(3), "Collins"(3), "fruitcake"(8), "knobhead"(4), "directory"(3), "eastenders"(3),
"circumference"(3)
33 icon and PascaI-Montana "MCGILL"(19), "Pong"(12), "active"(16), "sale"(8), "Official"(46), "Martin"(13),
"Chippenham"(47), "shaven"(8), "Bending"(9), "struck"(5), "anchor"(5), "Bristol"(8),
"plates"(3), "Monica"(3), "Defending"(11), "delicious"(10), "fatties"(3), "guinness"(5),
"homemade"(4), "Southampton"(4)
27 icon and TheRealestTee "damp"(6), "Phil"(5), "Gary"(5), "aids"(5), "Luke"(4), "gola"(3), "rims"(3), "goal"(3), "Zelda"(5),
"Wiley"(4), "fronts"(7), "twist"(3), "chinos"(4), "grandad"(7), "Fragile"(6), "plonker"(5),
"gangster"(3), "struggle"(3), "probation"(6), "terrahawks"(5)
25 freak_the_legend and freak_th_legend "meep"(14), "dover"(11), "dact"(4), "gight"(6), "bender"(9), "doit"(3), "knobs"(5),
"whiney"(8), "thsat"(4), "allies"(4), "gutless"(5), "milford"(4), "stannah"(3), "twatted"(3),
"fulfill"(3), "cohorts"(3), "worrying"(3), "aerosmith"(4), "voicemail"(4), "leprachaun"(7)
20 icon and kipper "junk"(8), "wolf"(5), "fitted"(11), "daps"(4), "effort"(10), "wreck"(6), "chunky"(6),
"sucked"(5), "engine"(4), "flagons"(6), "workout"(5), "gastric"(4), "downing"(4),
"randoms"(3), "fishery"(3), "Lacoste"(3), "Valletta"(4), "assessment"(8), "scheduled"(3),
"entertainment"(5)
20 icon and t3 "June"(4), "Nazi"(4), "dawn"(4), "kilt"(3), "swine"(6), "mouse"(4), "ledge"(4), "visiting"(11),
"tattoo"(4), "juices"(4), "bandit"(3), "oyster"(3), "staring"(5), "assault"(5), "gentleman"(9),
"Norfolk"(3), "alliance"(6), "speakers"(3), "geography"(5), "northerners"(3)
19 freak_the_legend and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "gigs"(5), "webcam"(8), "busks"(4), "visited"(9), "affair"(5), "weapon"(4), "cheats"(4),
"sooner"(4), "reached"(4), "tickets"(4), "specific"(6), "twisted"(3), "simpleton"(8),
"oblivion"(4), "hurricane"(4), "compensate"(3), "elementary"(3), "electricity"(3),
"heterosexual"(3)
19 Kenny and TheRealestTee "android"(19), "son "(12), "tgo "(8), "copied"(8), "gordon"(7), "lie "(4), "car "(3),
"years "(9), "records"(9), "ever "(3), "enough "(5), "stupid "(4), "numpty "(3),
"others "(3), "clearly "(3), "Tuesday "(3), "already "(3), "bullshitter"(6),
"chatters "(3)
19 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and PascaI-Montana "slob"(23), "nerd"(8), "Client"(14), "fits"(5), "excess"(10), "Mister"(9), "Dakota"(8),
"fictitious"(24), "followed"(11), "Contact"(6), "factual"(4), "Relocate"(7), "Airways"(3),
"options"(3), "financial"(5), "part-time"(3), "punishment"(4), "operations"(3),
"investigated"(3)
19 icon and SELINAGUCCII "pops"(10), "cousin"(12), "unfit"(8), "mobile"(11), "walks"(7), "demand"(10), "Dean"(4),
"grain"(4), "gamer"(4), "Tiles"(3), "motive"(4), "arrest"(4), "advise"(4), "cuffed"(3),
"installed"(9), "Nintendo"(5), "treadmil"(4), "beetroot"(3), "recognise"(4)




Top 5 slapped victims

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Milla  5 * SheeEp slaps Milla around a bit with a large trout
2 kid-a  1 * SheeEp slaps kid-a41 around a bit with a large trout
3 icon  1 * SheeEp slaps icon around a bit with a large trout
4 FreeSpirit  1 * SheeEp slaps FreeSpirit around a bit with a large trout
5 freak_the_legand  1 * SheeEp slaps freak_the_legand around a bit with a large trout



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 TheGreatOne  16 * TheGreatOne puts feet up and waits for the boxing to end
2 nonewfriends  11 * nonewfriends yawns
3 putitontheflooragain  10 * putitontheflooragain yawns
4 SheeEp  9 * SheeEp slaps Milla around a bit with a large trout
5 saybitch  7 * saybitch 🎵 https://youtu.be/bT9pjCnIA-c?si=ej4oXmwGAfmshIog 🎵
6 MisterHateHalloweenAtBar33  6 * MisterHateHalloweenAtBar33 sips espresso martini
7 heartbreak-kid-a  3 * heartbreak-kid-a smashes my les paul over freak_the_legends slaphead
8 winning-in-america  2 * winning-in-america flexes
9 thewestcoastisfull  2 * thewestcoastisfull laughs
10 MisterHateBriefHalloweenVisit  2 * MisterHateBriefHalloweenVisit slowly sips shot of espresso
11 kid-a  2 * kid-a fondles rob
12 VeniVidiVici  1 * VeniVidiVici waves a bagel at cuya
13 regal_pooch  1 * regal_pooch is not impressed
14 play  1 * play raises his hand
15 MisterHateInHalloweenCostume  1 * MisterHateInHalloweenCostume flexes
16 MisterHateBrieflyHereHalloween  1 * MisterHateBrieflyHereHalloween sips
17 joe_volcano  1 * joe_volcano and meag would rule this room with an iron fist
18 GOAT  1 * GOAT bouces off the ropes, lets icon catapult into the air for aerial butt spat
into TGOs quadruple chins xoxo
19 giveafuckhowyoufeel  1 * giveafuckhowyoufeel yawns at happynonceu49
20 ALLnight  1 * ALLnight spits on phead



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  27 "I pay people to do 95% of the work at pay myself in dividends on January 1st 2026 ( 575K next
fiscal outcome )"
2 TheRealestTee  13 "Youre unemployed, 100000% fact"
3 PascaI-Montana  7 "Ed. Sheeran  0% Nudity"
4 Longshanks  4 "MM is 100% bald and from Newcastle"
5 winning-in-america  3 "my health insurance will not be increasing by 1000% because I am not a subsidy innit"
6 topbosswestcoast  3 "As you sit pressed and crying about someone who is 550% more successful than you in life"
7 TheLynx  3 "also written all over that chat stats and logs"
8 MisterHateHalloweenAtBar33  3 "Pascal <<< 28% apr on your wedding loan xandy holds a special place in my heart"
9 MisterHateBriefHalloweenVisit  3 "You are looking at 300% more paid in offsetting all of this than you paid into snap"
10 visual_basic_girl  2 "%3AS%3DALNI_MagxvlMqLy5kmNZHzCAaiEfcQHbFA&eo_id_str=ID%3Df145903db734a0a0%3AT%...
...3D1761616769%3ART%3D1761858997%3AS%3DAA-AfjaWjXIAQ8MPklaE6uXwr-eF&prev_fmts=...
...0x0%2C1170x280&nras=1&correlator=4792380855036&frm=20&pv=1&u_tz=120&u_his=2&u_h=1...
...440&u_w=2560&u_ah=1400&u_aw=2560&u_cd=30&u_sd=1&dmc=8&adx=195&ady=1197&biw=1...
...559&bih=1292&scr_x=0&scr_y=0&eid=310955"
11 VeniVidiVici  2 "no, i was him 101%"
12 TruthJuice  2 "Approximately 39% of UK Muslims live in the most deprived areas of England and Wales, a figure
double that of the general population. A significant portion also experience poverty, with over 50%
of Muslim households living in poverty before the pandemic, compared to 18% of the general populat...
...ion. The rate of Muslims living in deprived areas has not"
13 stan32  2 "There's something called the stats"
14 Sparklers  2 "33 % marriages end in divorce because of cheating"
15 smokey69uk  2 "Your stats are in the minus"
16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "philosophy isn't all that powerful: it's an academic cottage industry, it's formally studied by less
than 1% of the English-speaking population. "
17 Arborist  2 "Meagh= a diagnosed with bipolar disorder, mentally ill, druggie, junkie, insane chatroom addict,
unsightly, masculine, dumbass, ex postman, compulsive liar, 100% loser, who's kids are probably
in care cause she's an unfit mother"
18 TouchDown  1 "stats"
19 thewestcoastisfull  1 "meag has gassed up over 75% of this chat even though she hasn't been here in a year or more"
20 Telly  1 "AGREED 100% !!!"
21 T5T7467346H2R  1 "I AVOIDED THE STATS COS IF I WAS IN THE STATS I WOULD BE A WORLD RECORD HOLDER"
22 sundance  1 "1% make upp 99% of the NHS expenses"
23 StormVuLT  1 "According to the stats, Taurus attracts me better than any sign"
24 SheeEp  1 "you're 96% lard"
25 SetThePace32  1 "kid-a it's impossible for a Regular Joe 55 year old from Ayrshire to have heard of 95% of the music
I listen to."
26 SELINAGUCCII  1 "pascal u are 100% satan "
27 saybitch  1 "Matthew is just upset that he now has to pretend to be able to afford his 150% premium increase
in the USA"
28 ROBIIESAYZ  1 "95% PPL=== SHIT"
29 ROBBIESAYZSYAZX  1 "ROYALS 70% INBRED"
30 Rebel  1 "*wife in 33% stat ratio of cheating*"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  88 "Tee >> wasn’t my fault I went into the wrong room - as her mum comes to breakfast walking
funny"
2 SheeEp  27 "wtf thats not curry is it"
3 SELINAGUCCII  27 "burger bums hobbies > 5 burgers daily , 5 wanks , 5 tantrums and get dumped 5 times too"
4 kipper  27 "got a couple of kippers out for lunch 😋"
5 Kenny  18 "staples covered in fish glue"
6 Sherry  14 "fkin heads the shape of ann egg"
7 Piss_up_a_rope  14 "12 mins then the neighbours dishing up beef roasties mash broc carrots peas n parsnips oh onion
gravy"
8 B-P  14 "means bacon wrapped in beef"
9 T5T7467346H2R  12 "slaphappy slaps his sauce on his sausage and sticks it in his misses"
10 GOAT  12 "bypass the pork sausage sword <3"
11 freak_the_legend  11 "iCON AS WE SPEAK THERE ARE OVER 100 NASA SCIENTISTS trying open  TGO'S LUNCH BOX'"
12 TheRealestTee  10 "TheHomosexualTee Just have dinner ready and stop answering back, slag"
13 Lynx  10 "mates of mine would prepare for trick or teating with eggs and flour"
14 PascaI-Montana  6 "Nebraskan beef is the best, apparently. I'm going to have to pop down there, and find out"
15 Northy  6 "ok dinnertime in the Northy household"
16 JenniCricket  6 "Morocco balh to BBQ. I meant beef bacon"
17 t3  5 "Gotta have pork bruh"
18 Pocket-Aces  5 "freak_the_legend fishing with arm-bands on 🤣"
19 Jeremiah-Johnson  5 "we call beef over here. Burger"
20 giantryan  5 "I want to do a fish dance"
21 Pascal-Montana  4 "most Scots can't even fry a decent egg."
22 Longshanks  4 "Eating burgers biding his time"
23 GUIDOFAWKES  4 "Here have a greasy sausage roll help you on your way to a heart attack"
24 DeepBlue  4 "But yeah fish and fruit will help"
25 Cg  4 "hello Beef"
26 BigOwl  4 "air africaanas : air hostess to passenger ... beef or cow ?"
27 vinyl  3 "looks like a chocolate and straberry version of bananaman if you ask me"
28 thewestcoastisfull  3 "Is the swan curry on yet?"
29 TheLynx  3 "youre figure type is nothing to do with this my porky pal"
30 smokey69uk  3 "I might watch porn with a fish bowl on my head so it all looks weird"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 TheRealestTee  44 ""He walked infront of my your honour""
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  42 "kid-a <----------------- this pipsqueak is telling others to "focus", while he neglects
his wife"
3 t3  34 "Be like phead yall. " suck some dicks & save a life""
4 GOAT  18 "Think of scrappy doo.  "Puh puh puh puh puh...PADDY POWERRRRRRRRRRRR""
5 StormVuLT  14 "No marty, "nice" is my worst and lowest reaction"
6 TheGreatOne  9 ""ireland" actually has 2 sets of health care"
7 MikeTard2025  9 ""Shanté Gets Wicked" by Roxanne Shanté (music audio) https://www.youtube.com/watc...
...h?v=HtGNa3uD1Bo 🎶
📻 🎶"
8 putitontheflooragain  7 "Instead of scoffing "oh great more millionaires" ask yourself why you did the bare minimum
in life"
9 Ioomis  7 "I'm the real loomis. Asshat stole my name and my previous name of pyro. That clone jackoff Jack
's off to his idiotic name stealing thrills. His IP has "Gedd" in it."
10 B-P  7 "Madoro's english is very poor like he's never met foreign people, all that Bolivarian popularist revoluti...
...onary talk and years of bickering to end up " no war please ""
11 John_Mayhoff  6 "Milla, if you were upset by my jacking off on your tits, you just had to say something instead of
"more cum, John!!""
12 joe_volcano  6 "how many version if the word "meag" are there?"
13 winning-in-america  5 "the "marketplace" ACA health plans are a joke hahahahahahaha"
14 topbosswestcoast  5 "when most people who claim people are "looking" into them talk about their lives. Their
lives consist of the type of things you've turned out to mostly avoid in life FFS loool"
15 thewestcoastisfull  5 "imagine getting fired from your "job" for missing three days of work"
16 lex123  5 "he used be scientist until he discovered these "parallel" universes......he stated it throws
science out the window"
17 SNAP  4 "has anyone type the word "meag" in the past 3o minutes"
18 saybitch  4 "ever since rebel rock was fired from her shit job for missing three days of work (lol) she logs in
here for 12-18 hours a day to type "clicks ____""
19 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  4 "this guy fixates on me in here everyday, and then when I give him a chance to meet me, he says
"Oh I'm not interested" <---- lol"
20 nonewfriends  4 "focus on your "estate" there mate"
21 AIso_Sprach_Cuyahosebag  4 "well, not an "excuse", no, but it's a reason"
22 Sav  3 ""I've been coming here years bro inni. You just neva seen me here bossman sweardown""
23 nonewflatlanders  3 "right up there with "yawns""
24 loomis  3 ""for me to say no mas" lol idiot"
25 DanieIle  3 "Sherry you're an ignorant racist fat pig who did nothing with her life -- it's best you don't tell others
to "grow up", you useless piece of garbage sherry"
26 Your_Personal_Hosebag  2 "Icon, did you know that her former boyfriends have nicknamed Rebel's vagina "Slice of Heaven
"?"
27 visual_basic_girl  2 "Sec-Ch-Ua-Platform: "Windows""
28 The_Hose_Knows  2 "And of course the Republicans are claiming "election fraud.""
29 starving_in_america  2 "South Los Angeles and in several independent, historically Black suburban cities and neighborhoods
in Los Angeles County, particularly in the desirable "Black Beverly Hills" area"
30 slackerer  2 "I lost my drivers license for three years and spent 14 months in jail over my "white nose""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 happyjulieu49  69 "Hi stormvult  hello"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  43 "Good morning folks and assorted oafs"
3 TheRealestTee  22 "I can do evenings, I can do mornings, I can do afternoons. "
4 Cg  20 "Hello everybody"
5 StormVuLT  16 "I just saw your name, I had to return and say hello :D"
6 PascaI-Montana  16 "Hello julie"
7 Northy  12 "hi dani good morning"
8 freak_the_legend  12 "milla these fuckers know better than to fuck with me?........................they will say hello to my little
friend"
9 RebelRock  11 "Don't panic obsessives I'm not staying long.  Hello everyone else"
10 icon  11 "Hello darlings xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
11 SheeEp  10 "nah he will spam the afternoons now"
12 giantryan  10 "Might save some spliff for morning and try crashing out, feel fookt"
13 B-P  10 "you don't get tired at all to party after a very long day of work one line and you go to clubbing in
the evening that type of effect"
14 kid-a  9 "Evening lynx"
15 Danielle  9 "U won’t survive this evening.  Interpret it as you wish lol"
16 SELINAGUCCII  8 "some of u dont even say hello or hru"
17 TheLynx  7 "or do you go around describing an evening with the mrs as a date"
18 MikeTard2025  7 "goodmorning tonight at the 3am hour"
19 JasonKing  7 "hello sens"
20 Milla  6 "  Even created that pic for howdy ,"
21 kipper  6 "be nice if I had a chick to give me head in the morning though"
22 JonnieCAT  6 "HELLO"
23 Happyjulie49  6 "Hello   thewestcoastisfull"
24 Rebel  5 "I prefer to take the queen's out first makes the game more interesting but hey what do I know I
'm just a checkers player"
25 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 "Good morning folks and assorted oafs"
26 TGO_Appreciation_Day  4 "Hello Danielle ♥️🌹♥️🌹"
27 Piss_up_a_rope  4 "cricket u hoe hello"
28 broadbandproblem  4 "hello"
29 TheGreatOne  3 "JonnieCAT, hey...fuck you, noob"
30 t3  3 "You will have your ai remind you every morning how Hayley intensed another man in 2025. Right
before you log your consciousness into a virtual gym"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  324 "and I have great intensing skills ;)"
2 icon  310 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
3 kipper  134 "does no one have hobbies here :D"
4 Milla  79 "😂"
5 RockandTroll  65 "😂😂😂😂😂😂"
6 Hayley  62 "3 scorpios in a year, loved me then hated me, then went back to loving me again 🤣"
7 watty4  44 "Lmfao that’s one imbecile owned who’s next 😂😂😂😂😂"
8 SheeEp  38 "I had this one acid trip and literally it took me to the edge of my head - could see the colour bands
waving :D"
9 B-P  35 "Golden would choose norwegian Fjords instead :P"
10 StormVuLT  34 "Maybe that's why I didn't look at it :D"
11 RebelRock  32 "Sitting hours in a bath ... Yea a delight 😐"
12 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  25 "indeed they are, with you leading the league :)"
13 TheRealestTee  21 "Greenwich Montana Time 😂"
14 lex123  14 "i know i am hayley ;)"
15 Rebel  13 "😐 icon we don't use the name Graham here it's banned"
16 MBMcF  13 "Lynx 😐 I'm catholic how dare you"
17 Sav  12 "Tea has gone to feed his goat and you have less and less to say :)"
18 GUIDOFAWKES  12 "😂 yea don't eat sausage rolls they're rank anyways"
19 gaz  12 "😂"
20 JoblessINChippenham  11 ":d-nonono:"
21 GunPonMe  11 "Hayley seems pretty normal apart from her being friends with Icon, Phead and Freak 😂"
22 Timothy_Mcgill_Longshanks  10 "☺️"
23 November  10 "Lol tee 🤣 not helping "
24 Danielle  10 "😂"
25 MikeTard2025  9 "cool SheBully 😎 👍"
26 Kilburn82  9 "No trick or treaters ever😃"
27 RebelSparkles  6 "Anyone want a chat 🙂"
28 Piss_up_a_rope  6 "😂"
29 BigBangRockets  6 "Part time Irish 😂"
30 AbsolutelyGoodYaKnow  6 "Does Kenny really have a gf now? 😃"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 freak_the_legend  673 "haha"
2 icon  459 "🛵"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  279 "lol"
4 ROBBIESAYZ  157 "LOL"
5 freak_th_legend  128 "haha"
6 lex123  120 "ok"
7 MikeTard2025  101 " "
8 kipper  96 ":D"
9 Milla  86 "🤣"
10 t3  81 "Ha"
11 VeniVidiVici  66 "lol"
12 TheRealestTee  66 "Thus"
13 kid-a  66 "Lol"
14 Hayley  63 "😂"
15 SELINAGUCCII  61 "ok"
16 giantryan  60 "Eh?"
17 November  58 "Yes"
18 RockandTroll  57 "🤩"
19 B-P  51 "way*"
20 StormVuLT  48 "No"
21 SheeEp  48 "lmao"
22 MBMcF  47 "Oh"
23 Sherry  45 "now"
24 happyjulieu49  43 "Ohok"
25 Kenny  41 "cool"
26 JasonKing  41 "POT"
27 janey  39 " IT"
28 Lllongshankss  38 "🎇"
29 Piss_up_a_rope  36 "😂"
30 JoblessINChippenham  36 "🌭"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  26 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, kid-a's wife threw him out long ago, which is why he's throwing
himself at every female who will give him attention online. 
2 Rebel  19 <Stuffed_and_Mounted> Rebel, the problem may be all the fucking you did in the back seat. Probably
ruined the suspension.
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  14 <TheGreatOne> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, most are, just look at the ones in here
4 Sons  12 <TheGreatOne> Sons, any kickings from kids lately?
5 play  12 <TheGreatOne> play, only issue is you've been here daily
6 Arborist  11 <TheGreatOne> Arborist, then how did you run me out?
7 lex123  10 <TheGreatOne> lex123, you only say i'm wrong because you're not having to work
and pay taxes
8 kid-a  8 <Milla> kid-a41, your old wife doesn't want you , why would other ladies would
look at  you ,
9 Kenny  8 <inamorato> Kenny, did you play cricket?
10 Milla  7 <John_Mayhoff> Milla, apparently you are menstruating so I will leave you alone.
11 freak_th_legend  7 <TheGreatOne> freak_th_legend, remember the time you told everyone your mother
was dying just so you didn't have to show up to meet someone?
12 TGO_Appreciation_Day  6 <TheGreatOne> TGO_Appreciation_Day, he doesn't even use a vpn, he sits there on
his bt ip claiming it's not him lol
13 Cg  6 <Reverend_Hosebag> CG, if your tits really drag on the floor, can I use them for soccer practice?
14 kipper  5 <SELINAGUCCII> kipper , im cooking sea bass 
15 Julie  5 <JehovaGod> julie, here you your daily dose of niceness
16 InstantVibes  5 <TheGreatOne> InstantVibes, imagine running around the internet begging people for
information so you can claim you doxd someone
17 Danielle  5 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Danielle, Selina, et al. 
18 VeniVidiVici  4 <TheGreatOne> VeniVidiVici, block not working for you tonight?
19 TruthJuice  4 <TheGreatOne> TruthJuice, another long day chatting all day?
20 t3  4 <Reverend_Hosebag> T3, ,that's precisely why I would never shake hand with Phead.
21 Northy  4 <DanieIle> Northy, how come I can't get a date?
22 Hayley  4 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, your pm has a message
23 freak_the_legend  4 <freak_the_legend> freak_the_legend: why did u funs a paedo?
24 StormVuLT  3 <TheGreatOne> StormVuLT, i can't be nice to maga members
25 RebelRock  3 <TheGreatOne> RebelRock, people actually read icon?
26 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  3 <TheGreatOne> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, i wouldn't have, i'd rile trump up on a daily
basis
27 JonnieCAT  3 <TheGreatOne> JonnieCAT, fuck JonnieCAT
28 JasonKing  3 <TheGreatOne> JasonKing, i'm aware, many vow to do it...but no one will
29 winning-in-america  2 <TheGreatOne> winning-in-america, one thing i've noticed about america(and the uk
)...the majority of people just have no idea about how things actually
run
30 Utz  2 <TheGreatOne> Utz, cg is sending me 3 of her shotguns for christmas



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