#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 19 Dec 2025 to Thursday 25 Dec 2025
644 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily chat activity

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When do we actually talk here?

5.7% 4.7% 4.0% 3.0% 2.2% 1.8% 0.9% 0.8% 1.5% 1.7% 2.0% 2.3% 2.0% 2.8% 4.0% 4.6% 4.9% 5.6% 5.1% 6.3% 7.5% 9.1% 8.8% 8.8%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
768180)
718073

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total: 8710748 lines
Estimate for this section: 768180 lines.

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

Touched_By_Tism liked showing off, giving 7 self-descriptions.
i.e:
 25 Dec 18:32 * Touched_By_Tism sits down again
is freak_the_lagend stupid or just asking too many questions? 26% of lines contained a question!

freak_the didn't know that much either. 25% of lines were questions.

dingo seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 40 times...

hearty also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 25 times.

Highest CAPS ratio: dingo with 2174 of words in CAPS.
i.e:
 25 Dec 5:47 <dingo> BEN NNO VOCARRO
Channel activity peak: 31 people were active on 19 Dec 2025 19:00 - 20:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 TheWeeknd, watty1, h9, Emu_Basher, smokey69, Rebel, Kovan, hearty, merioo, meroo, giantryan, livelaughleave, Forca, JasonKing, T5T8649843693GTR, h1, Distant-Horizon, Kenny, Ginger_Viking626, Noo, innightie, Zook, Lefty, Lisa, Mtw, Touched_By_Tism, x8, kid-a, kipper, Pascal-Montana, PascaI-Montana
Touched_By_Tism wrote the longest lines - average of 56 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 30 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's multiple-personality disorder sufferers (still haven't found the best one, tidingsofcomfortandjoy...)
tidingsofcomfortandjoy6 Nicks tidingsofcomfortandjoy(59%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy37(39%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy99(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy72(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy61(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy24(0.2%)
Ben5 Nicks Ben(95%), Ben73(2.2%), Ben69(0.7%), ben95(0.7%), Ben13(0.7%)
JasonKing5 Nicks JasonKing(89%), JasonKing85(4.8%), JasonKing48(2.5%), JasonKing31(1.9%), JasonKing89(0.9%)
T5T8649843693GTR4 Nicks T5T8649843693GTR(40%), T5T476764GTR(31%), T5T78436786GTR(21%), T5T78443674GTR(6.6%)
dingo4 Nicks dingo(94%), dingo34(4.4%), dingo1(0.7%), dingo92(0.5%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1MrToilet - 922
Sherry - 559
hearty - 973
Rebel - 2609
2dingo - 843
freak_the_legend - 553
lex123 - 929
VibesAlive - 1224
3Milla - 705
hearty - 488
SELINAGUCCII - 744
play - 1168
4watty1 - 643
dingo - 469
freak_the_legend - 684
dingo - 1153
5XmasEvil - 573
Rebel - 465
Rebel - 629
SELINAGUCCII - 1118
6Treers - 503
ohmyshit - 436
XmasEvil - 559
Pascal-Montana - 994
7StormVuLT - 446
Northypole - 277
Sherry - 551
watty1 - 890
8Hayley - 423
Milla - 269
dingo - 480
kid-a - 713
9lex123 - 405
SheeEp - 185
VibesAlive - 465
lex123 - 678
10Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 384
Diplomatic_Sack - 180
SheeEp - 387
smokey69 - 672

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
9 (3.0%)
 10000..11999
38 (13%)
 8000..9999
101 (34%)
 6000..7999
93 (31%)
 4000..5999
49 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.0%)
 1..1999
4 (1.3%)

2025

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Lines: 290775
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20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
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Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
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21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
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Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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Lines: 252153
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Lines: 211982



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 1 Sherryfreak_the_legend
2 Milladingo 2 CloveMilla
3 Bendingo 3 Rebelfreak_the_legend
4 MillaStormVuLT 4 RebelSherry
5 HayleyXmasEvil 5 Sherrydingo
6 HayleySirDave 6 Rebelhearty
7 BenMilla 7 Sherryohmyshit
8 greenyMilla 8 BenMilla
9 MrToiletdecades 9 Phead_in_Crisis_XoMilla
10 Millagabago0L 10 Rebelohmyshit
11 Phead_in_Crisis_XoTreers 11 dingofreak_the_legend
12 MrToiletlex123 12 ohmyshitfreak_the_legend
13 decadeslex123 13 NorthypoleSherry
14 LQQK87Milla 14 Phead_in_Crisis_XoRebel
15 Diplomatic_Sackwatty1 15 dingoRebel
16 HayleyTreers 16 Sherryhearty
17 Daniellecrisps 17 TheRealestTeefreak_the_legend
18 MillaMrToilet 18 dingohearty
19 Millawatty1 19 Benhearty
20 MillaMalenkov 20 MillaRebel


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Rebelfreak_the_legend 1 Rebelplay
2 Sherryfreak_the_legend 2 RebelVibesAlive
3 SherryRebel 3 Rebelsmokey69
4 DanielleRebel 4 Rebelkid-a
5 TheRealestTeewatty1 5 playsmokey69
6 VibesAlivelex123 6 RebelT5T8649843693GTR
7 Rebelhearty 7 RebelPascal-Montana
8 VibesAlivehearty 8 Rebelwatty1
9 DanielleSirDave 9 RebelJasonKing
10 heartylex123 10 kid-aplay
11 SELINAGUCCIIlex123 11 RebelSELINAGUCCII
12 Kennylex123 12 VibesAliveSELINAGUCCII
13 RebelXmasEvil 13 KennyRebel
14 SELINAGUCCIIVibesAlive 14 Pascal-MontanaVibesAlive
15 XmasEvilpickleball 15 Rebelfreak_the_legend
16 SherrySirDave 16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
17 SELINAGUCCIIXmasEvil 17 Pascal-Montanaplay
18 DanielleSherry 18 Phead_in_Crisis_XoRebel
19 Rebelplay 19 Pascal-MontanaSELINAGUCCII
20 RebelVibesAlive 20 Rebelkipper



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 smokey69  7
  100%
2 kid-a  7
  100%
3 Northypole  7
  100%
4 Touched_By_Tism  7
  100%
5 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
6 hearty  7
  100%
7 dingo  7
  100%
8 VibesAlive  7
  100%
9 play  7
  100%
10 Ben  7
  100%
11 Rebel  7
  100%
12 Sherry  6
  86%
13 Jonnie  6
  86%
14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6
  86%
15 freak_the_legend  6
  86%
16 Cg  6
  86%
17 watty1  6
  86%
18 SELINAGUCCII  6
  86%
19 LQQK87  6
  86%
20 XmasEvil  5
  71%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 VibesAlive  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 dingo  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 play  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Rebel  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 Ben  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 hearty  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 kid-a  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 smokey69  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Northypole  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Happyjulie50  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 Touched_By_Tism  7 19 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6 20 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
13 Cg  6 19 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
14 Sherry  6 19 Dec - 24 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
15 Jonnie  6 20 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
16 Evil-Bill  5 21 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
17 XmasEvil  5 21 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
18 Emu_Basher  5 19 Dec - 23 Dec 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (23 Dec 2025)
19 Danielle  5 19 Dec - 23 Dec 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (23 Dec 2025)
20 LQQK87  5 19 Dec - 23 Dec 2025
  Currently 1 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
42.. 6 Touched_By_Tism(56.2), Clove(48.4), TheRealestTee(46.2), Pascal-M...
40..41 4 A_Rebel_Xmas(41.2), Robert-de-Niro(41.1), wurrble182(40.7), livelea...
38..39 8 Rebel(39.9), atmospheric-river(39.8), T5T3737637GT3(39.8), seasons...
36..37 3 Danielle(37.7), tidingsofcomfortandjoy(37.2), VSXPINK(37.0)
34..35 9 DiavoIoScuro(35.9), RebeI(35.6), SheeEp(35.6), SEAL_OF_GOD(34.9),...
32..33 6 ToXiCTyPeR(33.2), bitchbewithyou(33.2), freak_the_lagend(32.8), Xm...
30..31 11 busdosser(32.0), Evil-Bill(31.9), pickleball(31.7), Basque_In_Nevada(3...
28..29 9 Emu_Basher(29.9), Happyjulie50(29.7), JasonKing(29.6), StormVuLT(2...
26..27 14 JeffreyEpstein(27.9), HoundBoss(27.8), ohmyshit(27.7), watty1(27.5),...
24..25 8 Fukitol(25.2), Inferno(25.1), SD(25.1), Malenkov(25.0), JasonBling(24.8...
22..23 10 Treers(24.0), SantaQuits(23.8), Cg(23.6), FrankgoestoHollywood(23.6...
20..21 5 lex123(22.0), skibidoobopdoobopdoo(21.6), Hayley(21.4), crisps(21.2)...
..19 7 BrandyButter(19.9), smokey69(19.5), janey(17.2), dingo(17.1), leftysc...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



People in #kisschat.co.uk seem to like these words...

Count Word Last used by At
3304 "That" kid-a 25 Dec 23:57
2056 "have" XmasEvil 25 Dec 23:56
2028 "your" XmasEvil 25 Dec 23:55
1927 "like" XmasEvil 25 Dec 23:57
1896 "with" kid-a 25 Dec 23:58
1715 "they" kid-a 25 Dec 23:53
1533 "what" XmasEvil 25 Dec 23:56
1491 "here" skibidoobopdoobopdoo 25 Dec 23:58
1341 "Just" XmasEvil 25 Dec 23:56
1228 "know" watty1 25 Dec 23:57


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1463 "Rebel" LQQK87 25 Dec 23:58
837 "play" watty1 25 Dec 23:45
433 "Milla" skibidoobopdoobopdoo 25 Dec 23:29
425 "cunt" LQQK87 25 Dec 23:33
343 "Kenny" watty1 25 Dec 23:50


Who has their own private vocabulary?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
107 Rebel "phaedo"(9), "leek"(3), "mongo"(5), "caused"(7), "fence"(3), "lands"(3), "straw"(3),
"rangers"(8), "dialect"(7), "denied"(4), "Bleugh"(4), "crotch"(3), "yapping"(6), "fannies"(4),
"bogging"(4), "scumbag"(4), "erratic"(3), "informed"(5), "audacity"(3), "scratching"(4)
52 Milla " wtf"(11), "Not "(8), " an"(4), "shade"(4), " Stop"(7), "Any1"(3), "need "(4),
"baddie"(3), " Click"(6), " kid-a"(6), " dingo"(4), " StormVuLT"(16), " lol "(3),
"Dagestan"(3), " Gabago0L"(10), " XmasEVIL"(3), " Malenkov"(3),
" Faceless "(3), "unbelievable"(3), " Phead_in_Crisis_Xo"(3)
52 Pascal-Montana "zits"(8), "pond"(6), "Megan"(6), "sumo"(3), "mustafa"(11), "gusta"(5), "Parma"(4),
"música"(10), "Kamala"(5), "kebabs"(4), "Senile"(3), "llenado"(5), "February"(4),
"truthful"(4), "bisexual"(4), "olvidemos"(5), "corrupted"(4), "underpants"(3),
"financially"(3), "transgenderism"(3)
48 SELINAGUCCII "shld"(37), "Jinn"(16), "roby"(12), "arab"(5), "fllw"(5), "becoz"(7), "chkn"(3), "DUAL"(3),
"espec"(4), "its "(4), "sheets"(5), "firstly"(5), "lobster"(3), "crushes"(3), "regrets"(3),
"world "(3), "engaged"(3), "cycling"(3), "icecream"(4), "neigbors"(3)
47 dingo "KUNT"(12), "COZX"(6), "nato"(5), "ROOT"(5), "XAXAXA"(11), " Ur"(3), "GABA"(3),
"POKA"(3), "USLESS"(4), "stalin"(4), "ZNAYOO"(3), "SHEEEEP"(4), "illigal"(4), "printed"(4),
"RUSSAIN"(3), "GRUMMER"(3), "XAXAXAXAXA"(4),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3), ...
37 play "Hoser"(31), "PICCY"(15), "Ozzy"(8), "Fuki"(6), "godly"(7), "nyan"(3), "BIGLY"(4), "Jello"(3),
"POUNDER"(9), "FOOKS"(3), "FOOKED"(5), "Biafra"(3), "monthly"(4), "Pocanos"(3),
"Pleiades"(3), "mistletoe"(5), "ai-heart"(3), "d-nonono"(3), "playhouse"(3),
"pkmnrainbowmew"(3)
36 watty1 "teepot"(9), "minge"(5), "wanka"(5), "Cowards"(11), "Pmsfl"(4), "chews"(4), "teehee"(5),
"ls11"(3), "nabbed"(3), "stained"(5), "RECKONS"(4), "striker"(4), "Anfield"(3), "lastest"(3),
"swallows"(3), "skidneys"(3), "lmfaooooooo"(3), "hahahahahhaa"(4),
"hahahhahahaha"(5), "hahahahahhahaa"(4)
35 VibesAlive "reaches"(20), "pheads"(14), "Urgh"(5), "/msg"(3), "Rohn"(3), "Latin"(4), "alias"(4),
"nephew"(6), "mothers"(9), "tradie"(3), "BOUNCE"(3), "shares"(3), "racists"(3),
"rentboy"(3), "hairline"(5), "bradford"(5), "cannabis"(3), "lipsticks"(3), "photograph"(5),
"https://stream.rekt.network/rekt.mp3"(4)
34 kid-a " hi"(16), " hey"(12), " Im"(5), " They"(10), " eg"(3), " see"(6), " mick"(7),
" sex"(3), " good"(5), "vacant"(4), " haha"(4), " This"(3), " Will"(3), " Dumb"(3),
" dani"(3), " Phead"(4), "visitor"(3), "navidad"(3), " Turkey"(3), "epistemology"(3)
31 Kenny "her "(17), "ok "(4), "am "(3), "boys "(8), "safer"(4), "bed "(4), "son "(4),
"dude "(5), "fuck "(5), "head "(4), "wanker "(9), "year "(3), "weird "(4),
"INNIT "(4), "people "(7), "offline"(4), "other "(4), "screens"(4), "again "(3),
"mental "(4)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
36 Milla and kid-a " the"(19), " no"(16), " lmao"(30), " But"(14), " As"(8), " What"(13), " why"(10),
" ok"(6), " How"(8), " Don"(7), " get"(5), " Try"(3), " Are"(3), " When"(5),
" Your"(5), " Selina"(10), " still"(4), " milla"(4), " where"(3), " always"(3)
34 Rebel and SELINAGUCCII "bury"(8), "added"(7), "itchy"(4), "western"(10), "empire"(4), "bringing"(10), "shirts"(3),
"10am"(3), "noodles"(5), "rescued"(4), "fearing"(3), "biryani"(3), "reindeer"(6),
"freezes"(3), "screamed"(3), "influence"(3), "instincts"(3), "contribute"(4),
"memorising"(3), "significant"(3)
27 Rebel and VibesAlive "plug"(7), "vimto"(8), "April"(7), "glow"(4), "yacht"(6), "Comfy"(5), "mobile"(7), "Aries"(3),
"sample"(3), "tinted"(3), "Stirling"(7), "Yorkshire"(9), "muddled"(3), "evaluate"(4),
"finishes"(3), "whichever"(4), "departure"(3), "eyelashes"(3), "marriages"(3),
"Maintenance"(4)
27 Rebel and Pascal-Montana "duck"(5), "core"(4), "former"(10), "sexually"(12), "scroll"(5), "Karate"(5), "aspirin"(8),
"Amazes"(4), "booted"(3), "factor"(3), "rowling"(5), "pushing"(4), "chucked"(3),
"involve"(3), "Mauritius"(8), "patience"(3), "appeared"(3), "happiness"(5), "abandoned"(5),
"imprisoned"(3)
26 Rebel and SheeEp "pies"(9), "Duty"(7), "sock"(5), "bums"(5), "tent"(4), "chuck"(6), "cough"(6), "opened"(9),
"mush"(3), "Essex"(6), "starve"(4), "humble"(3), "profit"(3), "Iceland"(4), "ruining"(3),
"thousand"(6), "mechanic"(4), "bursting"(3), "afterwards"(6), "repeatedly"(4)
23 Rebel and kid-a "deer"(5), "envy"(5), "Arya"(3), "Lily"(3), "kinds"(5), "buffet"(8), "strangers"(13), "solely"(3),
"masala"(3), "dresses"(5), "lasagne"(4), "debates"(3), "stating"(3), "Rudolph"(3),
"Highlands"(4), "exploring"(4), "simpleton"(3), "Alexander"(3), "raspberry"(3),
"impression"(3)
22 Rebel and play "ipad"(10), "bent"(7), "toffee"(11), "Gemma"(8), "poop"(4), "veet"(4), "stale"(6), "sang"(3),
"LACKS"(3), "Dances"(5), "tattoo"(4), "sacred"(3), "Sneeze"(3), "desire"(3), "lottery"(5),
"groomed"(3), "Samples"(3), "demented"(3), "attacking"(5), "MMMMMMMMMM"(4)
21 dingo and watty1 "seli"(17), "maggot"(4), "woudnt"(3), "crawling"(5), "Looooooool"(8), "Lolololol"(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(19), "loooooooool"(3), "loooooooooool"(9),
"LOOOOOOOOOOL"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), ...
17 Rebel and XmasEvil "ribs"(4), "Slice"(6), "Texting"(11), "resist"(6), "begins"(5), "sucker"(5), "popping"(3),
"underaged"(8), "universe"(4), "toothless"(6), "Funerals"(3), "distance"(3), "petrified"(5),
"daughters"(5), "guarantee"(4), "alongside"(3), "convenient"(5)
17 Rebel and Sherry "pals"(6), "worn"(3), "alarm"(4), "Suing"(3), "morgue"(3), "pyjamas"(6), "Gritty"(3),
"plates"(3), "rounds"(3), "chatted"(5), "nephews"(5), "Shurrup"(3), "radiator"(4),
"disaster"(4), "gritters"(4), "wardrobe"(3), "chatrooms"(4)




#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 XmasEvil  41 "Tabs, what do you think of "Live free or die hard" ?"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  14 "Rebel <--------------- what "work"? lol"
3 lex123  14 "my mate said "how you let her beat ya in arm wrestle?" i said " you have a go
then lad" .......he didnt cause i beat most guys in arm wrestles lol"
4 Touched_By_Tism  13 "the main one "virginia" lied about her age and only admitted it after taking legal action"
5 VibesAlive  10 "watty4 480 TIMES"🤣""
6 TheRealestTee  9 ""Youre a fat slut" followed by "I care about you""
7 ToXiCTyPeR  8 "The dickhead actually believed his slut wife when she told him "Oh no, dear, I haven't slept
with any man. I just woke up pregnant one morning. It's a miracle!""
8 StormVuLT  8 "I should read "Kisschat Roast for Dummies""
9 gabago0L  7 ""he tried to fuck his piano ha ha ha ha ha""
10 Cuyahosebag  7 "I used the word "woman" loosely."
11 t3  6 "Everytime Tabby or Yg post that someone's using "virgin media" ips. Phead takes it
personal"
12 meaghs_picture  6 "Selina dont let then "squirt" shame you"
13 livelaughleave  6 "Jason King why are you obsessed with John Arbuckle from the comic and animated series "G...
...arfield and friends""
14 Evil-Bill  6 "Guys named "Stan" are usually faggots."
15 VSXPINK  5 ""but what about his emotions""
16 SEAL_OF_GOD  5 "I wouldn't call it "nice""
17 liveleavelaugh  5 ""but im.your wife Quaid""
18 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  4 "Kenny talks about "payday""
19 John_Mayhoff  4 "I don't know if "squirter" captures the whole picture. Her downstairs neighbor had a
flood because her cunt juice overflowed the drain."
20 DiavoloScuro  4 "Muslims tend to use the term "Jinn" interchangeably though."
21 white-trash-meatloaf  3 ""how do I make soup""
22 The_Old_Wazoo  3 "Bill, when Rob kidnaps nine year old girls off the street and holds them captive for torture in his
basement, is that a "ritual"?"
23 rock-and-sway-its-play  3 ""God loves all of you and if don't believe me ask Jesus""
24 Rebel  3 "The latest from it's recording hairlines mind the people in the UK were lowlifes. Yet she spends
all her minutes in here with us "low lives" while neglecting the kids she apparently had"
25 Hayley  3 "" she just slipped, officer ""
26 DiavoIoScuro  3 "it's "an incel""
27 Your_Amateur_Gynecologist  2 "Freak, did you know that Play recently fingered a woman? That is, if you consider 1958 to be "
recent.""
28 seasons-beatings  2 "Meags "kid" is an adult"
29 Milla  2 "They should have called it "2 - 3 years Dagestan, forget"."
30 liljudyfunfun  2 ""Parma ham" shut the f*** up you fake italian"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 Happyjulie50  47 "hello   to everyone here in the  uk "
2 Rebel  28 "Im going to church in the morning haven't been in weeks"
3 Cg  25 "Hello everybody mornin"
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  19 "alright folks, you all have a good evening"
5 Jonnie  14 "OHH A VALLEY YOUR MORNING"
6 XmasEvil  11 "Where's Hayley this morning?"
7 Northypole  11 "morning"
8 kid-a  11 "lol rebel. U ever been having a furious row with someone. Then the phone goes.  And you're all.
 Hello, can I help you. Etc"
9 watty1  10 "trampy here and coward tee been chatting shit about you all afternoon"
10 binman  10 "afternoon bill"
11 VibesAlive  8 "I got a text from a client this morning"
12 Pascal-Montana  8 "is your sister making, you afternoon lunch"
13 StormVuLT  7 "Hello friends, and hello LQQK87"
14 Evil-Bill  7 "hello, Vampy."
15 ACountryChristmas  7 "Hello Cuya if thats You  Merry Christmas  Or Happy Hanaka"
16 Milla  6 "Evening all"
17 hearty  6 "what a nice morning"
18 Touched_By_Tism  5 "actually i remember when sav was going to dox me "on monday morning when i'm in the
office""
19 ohmyshit  5 "lol i shave every morning"
20 lex123  5 "i had coffe this morning with tia maria lol"
21 Inferno  5 "and i said hello smiled hugged"
22 Treers  4 "i will go back for it in the morning"
23 MikeTard2025  4 "in over my head on chat sites today this afternoon...on wireclub, UK chat, and a new chat site
I found about 4 days ago called y99...and now logged in here as well lol"
24 dan96  4 "Hello"
25 Cuyahosebag  4 "Hello Cg"
26 wurrble182  3 "SELINAGUCCII can you do it all naked the morning after"
27 SheeEp  3 "lol hello to real rebel"
28 SELINAGUCCII  3 "howdy im going to get some gas"
29 SEAL_OF_GOD  3 "Hello play brother welcome back"
30 MrToilet  3 "all i will say is hello"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 watty1  221 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  128 "<<<< actually I'm heading out :)"
3 kipper  120 "MadFriday come out of the closet you homo :D"
4 SheeEp  117 "be grateful im 47 :D"
5 Milla  91 "   😂"
6 VibesAlive  45 "A tradesman always get the women;)"
7 Rebel  45 "https://youtu.be/h4eTUrunPXU?si=fzBYUvRj8_zVwHQr 😞"
8 Hayley  38 "🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣  Tabby"
9 busdosser  33 "Pascal-Montana ikr :D"
10 StormVuLT  28 "Hi Lady Jenni! welcome friend :)"
11 SirDave  23 "well ,at least leave enough for  amna go get a 'good' grip on it danni :)"
12 DiavoIoScuro  18 "awww look, he won't do it :)"
13 Danielle  14 "Enjoy :)"
14 smokey69  11 "🙃"
15 DestructionOfDAScotSimpletons  11 "Rebel you sound on the vocaroos like you're in a daze, confused, trying to understand life 😂 , all
confused and traumatized by this chatroom 😂"
16 BeerMonsta90  11 "Let me know 😂"
17 TheRealestTee  9 "Yet I was eating a burger in your city waiting for you 🙂"
18 SD  8 "thats SIR to you rebel :)"
19 XmasEvil  7 "Yeah, Benji. Put Hayley on top. ;)"
20 NakedSanta  7 "😀"
21 lex123  7 "and i am :)"
22 Fukitol  7 "Sid James's laugh is classic 🤣"
23 RebeI  6 "no he's a chick magnet, no joke :)"
24 Phead_in_Crisis_XoX  6 "thank you to Bill, for not minding me cloning him :)"
25 MadFriday  6 "😆"
26 fod  6 "🤣"
27 BoreasDomus  6 ":)"
28 giantryan  5 "I'm off for a bit, see you soon 😁"
29 GetLucky  5 "😂"
30 SirD  4 "its just you and I noe here rebel :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 lex123  416 "38"
2 dingo  329 "NO"
3 freak_the_legend  266 "no"
4 watty1  239 "twat"
5 Rebel  213 "Tit"
6 hearty  179 "yes"
7 SELINAGUCCII  126 "nope"
8 VibesAlive  115 ";)"
9 Milla  113 "🙄"
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  112 ":)"
11 XmasEvil  85 "lmao"
12 Hayley  73 "Lmao"
13 SheeEp  62 "hmm,"
14 smokey69  61 "Yvw"
15 MrToilet  54 "🤶"
16 kipper  48 "💩"
17 Jonnie  47 "yea"
18 Sherry  44 "lol"
19 kid-a  44 "lol"
20 StormVuLT  41 "tc"
21 TheWeeknd  40 "next"
22 play  37 "NOW*"
23 freak_the  35 "mao"
24 Treers  34 "lol"
25 Northypole  31 "oh"
26 SD  26 "he*"
27 gabago0L  25 "👍"
28 Emu_Basher  25 "ty"
29 decades  25 "LOL"
30 Diplomatic_Sack  24 "by"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 Rebel  105 <VibesAlive> Rebel: I'd be incredibly disappointed if you were
2 dingo  43 <VibesAlive> dingo: ok one minute
3 play  30 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> play: unredacted Epstein Files, soon here
4 lex123  23 <VibesAlive> lex123: commit a crime for 3 meals per day
5 Pascal-Montana  22 <VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: do you sometimes come in her discreetly
6 hearty  22 <Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Hearty, we here at Kisschat are so lucky to have you here to judge
our moral failings and tell us how to live our lives.
7 Danielle  20 <Touched_By_Tism> Danielle, i will just because of the kids but if i had no kids i wouldn't
8 T5T3737637GT3  18 <VibesAlive> T5T3737637GT3: sniffing lines
9 T5T37363636GTRR  17 <VibesAlive> T5T46463384GTRR: find out you're a likeable man
10 SELINAGUCCII  17 <VibesAlive> SELINAGUCCII: she actually is
11 bill  17 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Bill, must I click you, too?
12 XmasEvil  16 <VibesAlive> XmasEVIL: It's good when you're busy yes, but such a killer when you
want a ear to talk into
13 kid-a  14 <VibesAlive> kid-a: ye nice to switch off sometimes
14 Inferno  14 <VibesAlive> Inferno: ye little and often
15 Jonnie  9 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy
16 T5T8649843693GTR  8 <VibesAlive> T5T476764GTR: Yeah I do
17 OriginalDonDada  8 <VibesAlive> OriginalDonDada: nah man
18 watty1  7 <MincePies> watty1, don't tell me that kid-a has been trying it on with toon?
19 SD  6 <VibesAlive> SD: Shut up its nice to be nice
20 MrToilet  6 <VibesAlive> MrToilet: love sophie
21 Milla  6 <StormVuLT> Milla, after I prove I am not Indian or Pakistani or whatever, what will
you give me?
22 JasonKing  6 <VibesAlive> JasonKing: the shed is to escape the crazy partner
23 Treers  5 <VibesAlive> Treers: embrace their rapist loving
24 StormVuLT  5 <Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, yg
25 Stomper  4 <VibesAlive> Stomper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postorgasmic_illness_syndrome
26 Sherry  4 <play> Sherry, Biden administration had all of Epstein files
27 SheeEp  4 <Touched_By_Tism> SheeEp, i'll never understand how people on the dole get free dentists
but still have no teeth
28 Happyjulie50  4 <VibesAlive> HAPPYJULIE50: Yes I saw AJ earlier under alias BonnieBlueBangBusHas...
...APunctureAndMAJORSuspensionIssues
29 DiavoIoScuro  4 <VibesAlive> DiavoIoScuro: i actually am
30 uwontbelieve  3 <VibesAlive> uwontbelieve: FrankgoestoHollywood: hookers and cocaine boys



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 Touched_By_Tism  7 * Touched_By_Tism spits on hearty
2 play  4 * play4 puts is and out to Selina
3 livelaughleave  3 * livelaughleave farts
4 play-soon-here  2 * play-soon-here RAISES HIS HAND RPOFUSELY AT SELINAGUCCII
5 zap  1 * zap winks
6 white-trash-meatloaf  1 * white-trash-meatloaf prepares boozy belinis for the chat
7 VibesAlive  1 * VibesAlive cough
8 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  1 * tidingsofcomfortandjoy37 fans out the skrills
9 SEAL_OF_GOD  1 * SEAL_OF_GOD throws a banana at Smokey's monkey head
10 kid-a  1 * kid-a soaks up the festive envy
11 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing buys selina o one-way ticket to afghanistan
12 hot-choir-girls  1 * hot-choir-girls scratches Rebels' balls for her
13 GhostofChristmasPast  1 * GhostofChristmasPast sits back and commands armies to fight dossers
14 gabago0L  1 * gabago0L flexes butt cheeks to the beat of the music



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 kipper  8 "we're about 50% brown now"
2 VSXPINK  6 "The CIA owns and runs Hollywood 100%"
3 Touched_By_Tism  5 "to be fair muslims are something like 6% of the population in the uk, it's up like 2-3% in 50 years
lol"
4 SELINAGUCCII  5 "UK > Cited for inventing the steam engine, jet engine, computer science foundations (Turing
), World Wide Web, TV, and numerous other life-changing technologies, sometimes claiming over
40% of global discoveries in recent history"
5 SD  4 "fuck it this room is now like 75% FAGG.OTTS"
6 gabago0L  4 "Rebel is your blood type actually AB? If you are 100% Irish that's insane because they are an o
bloodline"
7 Pascal-Montana  3 "they are being fed propaganda by the democratic 95% News Channels"
8 livelaughleave  3 "FBI statistics in America will show you that even though they are only ,13% of the population. They
commit over 90% of the crime"
9 fod  3 "Obese Sherry on stats 16, 788 consecutive days logged into kiss chat"
10 dingo  3 "BY 89%"
11 XmasEvil  2 "..99% *"
12 watty1  2 "kipper makes up the other 5%"
13 VibesAlive  2 "love is 50% of my equity"
14 TheRealestTee  2 "I'll see you in February when im 100% there for a Liverpool game "
15 SheeEp  2 "yeah if you have 4 teeth or more it puts you in the top 4%"
16 SEAL_OF_GOD  2 "Lol you can tell 99% in here haven't been in the job market at all"
17 play  2 "the meal already had a 20% tip on it and each couple paid another 20% tip because who the fuck
knew the tip was included"
18 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "Trump overall approval is around 39%, play"
19 liveleavelaugh  2 "100%"
20 DestructionOfDAScotSimpletons  2 "LOL she's trying to speed up her talking. I 100% understand you. You sound like you're from the
programme 'The Scheme' you low class ned. 😂"
21 white-trash-meatloaf  1 "Play reminds me of Larry david 100%"
22 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  1 "Nah mate that's 100% humans and the military and it's the aether"
23 SirDave  1 "besies LESS than 3% of the world are 'true' genetic blondes!"
24 SirD  1 "is it true T%is a muslem????"
25 Sherry_650KG_DLA-Xmas  1 "4% body fat con. "
26 Sherry  1 "hes in and out toning his 4% body fat lol"
27 Milla  1 "Boxing Day Sales - Up to 90% off"
28 liljudyfunfun  1 "Astral.projection is 100% real"
29 kid-a  1 " he actually went and counted his lines in the stats page"
30 HoundBoss  1 "4% body fat"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Spoken Random Quote
1 Rebel  42 "I watch the penguin cams on my lunch break lol"
2 SheeEp  22 "sick as fuck, the broiler chicken its called"
3 SELINAGUCCII  22 "thats a breakfast menu"
4 Pascal-Montana  22 "hearty how is your cooking skills? Can you make an authentic Bangladeshi Curry?"
5 livelaughleave  18 "I am making poutine for Xmas dinner and I can't wait"
6 play  12 "I keep trying to make beans on toast and keep fucking it up"
7 kid-a  12 "I had a hot chocolate in Costa"
8 Inferno  12 "well not kfc on the way home"
9 kipper  11 "fried creme egg and an iron bru"
10 JeffreyEpstein  11 "might have rice and chicken curry for dinner"
11 Touched_By_Tism  9 "sending him gifts and wanting him to come to dinner"
12 Sherry  8 "should freak be making his maw some dinner"
13 watty1  7 "skidney has very poor standards porking a drug addict behind the wifes back looooool"
14 T5T8649843693GTR  7 "NAH ICON BURGER BURGER SONG IS NO 1"
15 MrToilet  7 "because they kept eating their eggs"
16 JasonKing  6 "penguins no longer have chocolate"
17 hearty  6 "she puts you off your dinner"
18 Danielle  6 "How come u had ur Xmas dinner early Fukitol"
19 white-trash-meatloaf  5 "Rebel comes from a long line of white trash who eat cornflakes for dinner"
20 Treers  5 "i made some chinese sweet and sour chicken"
21 TheRealestTee  5 "Fresh out of Burgerking"
22 ohmyshit  5 "haslet is like beef tongue right?"
23 Northypole  5 "i cook the dinner anyway"
24 NakedSanta  5 "gonna have xmas dinnerin eve"
25 VSXPINK  4 "I'm about teaching men how to fish"
26 sixthsense  4 "lol i was genuinely wondering where my biscuits were going"
27 SirDave  4 "sherry swallowd her fish"
28 lex123  4 "i make a decent fry up in morning has browns sausage egg and beans"
29 giantryan  4 "Scotch eggs, chicken Kiev's and chips"
30 Fukitol  4 "it's 1.30 am and i still need to make dinner"



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