#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Thursday 11 Sep 2025 to Wednesday 17 Sep 2025
376 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period

Hours 0-6

Hours 6-12

Hours 12-18

Hours 18-24

Daily statistics

94	9824	8638	7454	6508	5685	5522
11 Sep	12 Sep	13 Sep	14 Sep	15 Sep	16 Sep	17 Sep

#kisschat.co.uk hourly stats


4.2%	5.9%	4.0%	2.9%	2.0%	1.4%	0.8%	1.1%	2.7%	3.8%	4.0%	5.7%	5.7%	4.5%	4.4%	4.5%	3.7%	3.2%	4.9%	6.8%	6.8%	6.8%	6.2%	4.1%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Long term statistics - two month sections

152320	437085	400061	373335	400317	353653	469459	446539	405065	421535	443324	427033	436502	430580	357904	410453	534034	400803	467712	(Est. 445000) 124026
8 2022	9 - 10 2022	11 - 12 2022	1 - 2 2023	3 - 4 2023	5 - 6 2023	7 - 8 2023	9 - 10 2023	11 - 12 2023	1 - 2 2024	3 - 4 2024	5 - 6 2024	7 - 8 2024	9 - 10 2024	11 - 12 2024	1 - 2 2025	3 - 4 2025	5 - 6 2025	7 - 8 2025	9 - 10 2025

Total: 7891740 lines
Estimate for this section: 445000 lines.

Top week: 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines

Big Numbers

KennysJobCoach liked talking about themself - 8 descriptions altogether.
i.e:

16 Sep 19:53 * KennysJobCoach puts fucker hearty in a chokehold

freak_the_legend was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 27% of lines contained questions.

...and the silver medal goes to TippingPoint - with a question ratio of 21%.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 32 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: Island - was caught talking to themself 23 times.

ROBSAYZYZYZ forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 561 lines in CAPS.
i.e:

16 Sep 11:59 <ROBSAYZYZYZ> AND SHE GREAT T TALAK TO

13 Sep 2025 19:00 - 20:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 28 people active
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):

watty4, transporter, Danielle, PascaI-Montana, kid-a, hearty, HeartlessDan, SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow, nick69, GoldenSands, Xandria_, TippingPoint, TheWeeknd, TheLeedsLot, SheeEp, icon, Xandriaa, JT, janey, happyjulieu49, TonySopranosProSkater, Va|kyrie_PIP_DLA_JSA_ESA, Lorri, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, Devpall, Cg, gg, GRiLLo

what-would-you-say wrote the longest lines - average of 52 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

The ones with the most nicks (they just couldn't find the right one...)
Kenny	13 Nicks	Kenny(94%), Kenny40(1.2%), Kenny5(1.2%), Kenny51(1.1%), Kenny73(0.6%), Kenny18(0.5%), Kenny11(0.4%), Kenny26(0.3%), Kenny92(0.2%), Kenny64(0.1%), Kenny81(0.1%), Kenny55(0.1%), Kenny91(0.0%)
SD	10 Nicks	SD(84%), SD51(3.9%), SD27(3.8%), SD36(3.0%), SD25(2.1%), SD19(0.9%), SD13(0.9%), SD83(0.3%), SD61(0.2%), SD10(0.1%)
icon	7 Nicks	icon(98%), icon72(0.5%), icon9(0.3%), icon59(0.2%), icon20(0.1%), icon33(0.1%), icon29(0.1%)
Northy	6 Nicks	Northy(93%), Northy91(3.1%), Northy34(2.1%), Northy16(1.0%), Northy74(0.5%), Northy64(0.3%)
T5T764746H2R	6 Nicks	T5T764746H2R(87%), T5T363636H2R(4.7%), T5T736764H2R(3.3%), T5T383636H2R(2.0%), T5T86484874H2R(1.3%), T5T3736336H2R(1.3%)

Time of day stats

	Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6)	Early birds (Hours 6-12)	Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18)	Evening chatters (Hours 18-24)
1	Hayley - 975	icon - 793	Kenny - 1714	play - 870
2	nick69 - 684	Kenny - 781	icon - 1063	TippingPoint - 847
3	B-P - 660	Sherry - 611	watty4 - 576	kid-a - 787
4	Island - 621	Julie - 608	Dxve - 560	hearty - 607
5	SD - 543	KirkAlive - 397	TheRealestTee - 490	Hayley - 589
6	Jonnie10 - 542	ROBSAYZSAYZ - 329	play - 451	SD - 575
7	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 456	vampires - 311	ROBSAYZYZYZ - 449	janey - 512
8	TheMan - 341	TheRealestTee - 300	Sherry - 434	PascaI-Montana - 497
9	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse - 328	kid-a - 300	kid-a - 426	freak_the_legend - 476
10	Yaddax3 - 272	watty4 - 257	TheWhistleBlower - 293	Milllaa - 451

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Activity distribution

12/2024 - 9/2025

Lines per day

Number of days

12000..13999

6 (2.1%)

10000..11999

31 (11%)

8000..9999

73 (25%)

6000..7999

100 (34%)

4000..5999

62 (21%)

2000..3999

12 (4.1%)

1..1999

7 (2.4%)

2025

1 / 2025
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Lines: 189182

2 / 2025
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Lines: 221271

3 / 2025
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Lines: 290775

4 / 2025
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Lines: 243259

5 / 2025
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Lines: 179530

6 / 2025
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Lines: 221273

7 / 2025
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Lines: 251443

8 / 2025
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31
Lines: 216269

9 / 2025
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7	8	9	10	11	12	13
14	15	16	17



Lines: 124026

2024

12 / 2024
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8	9	10	11	12	13	14
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Lines: 168980

Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6			Hours 6-12
1	Hayley	SD	1	Julie	icon

2	Hayley	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	2	Kenny	Sherry

3	Hayley	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	3	Julie	Sherry

4	Hayley	B-P	4	Kenny	icon

5	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	B-P	5	TheRealestTee	icon

6	Hayley	t3	6	Julie	Kenny

7	Hayley	nick69	7	Sherry	icon

8	B-P	Yaddax3	8	Sherry	Northy

9	Yaddax3	Island	9	Dxve	ROBSAYZSAYZ

10	B-P	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	10	TheRealestTee	watty4

11	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	Yaddax3	11	Julie	vampires

12	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	Hayley	12	vampires	Sherry

13	B-P	SD	13	Dxve	icon

14	B-P	Island	14	Julie	TheRealestTee

15	Hayley	TheMan	15	KusooYaroo	icon

16	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	nick69	16	Julie	ROBSAYZSAYZ

17	Island	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	17	Kenny	Northy

18	B-P	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	18	Kenny	kid-a

19	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	kid-a	19	Sherry	kid-a

20	Hayley	Yaddax3	20	Kenny	Pie_Smasher


Hours 12-18			Hours 18-24
1	Kenny	icon	1	kid-a	play

2	Kenny	watty4	2	TippingPoint	play

3	Kenny	RewdAdams	3	Hayley	SD

4	Kenny	kid-a	4	TippingPoint	kid-a

5	Kenny	Sherry	5	TippingPoint	Milllaa

6	ROBSAYZYZYZ	icon	6	Milllaa	play

7	KusooYaroo	icon	7	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	play

8	TheRealestTee	watty4	8	CGritz	TheWeeknd

9	TheRealestTee	Kenny	9	TheWeeknd	TippingPoint

10	TheRealestTee	icon	10	SnugBlanket	play

11	Julie	icon	11	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	kid-a

12	Sherry	TheWhistleBlower	12	Hayley	kid-a

13	Kenny	Lorri	13	RebelRock	play

14	kid-a	play	14	SnugBlanket	TippingPoint

15	play	icon	15	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	transporter

16	Sherry	icon	16	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	GoldenSands

17	Dxve	icon	17	Kenny	TheGoToGuy

18	GoldenSands	TheGreatOne	18	Kenny	freak_the_legend

19	Kenny	TheWhistleBlower	19	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	Valkyrie

20	Dxve	SD	20	play	sommerset

Active day counts

Most days active

Nick

Number of days

percentage

Phead_in_Crisis_Xo

100%

happyjulieu49

100%

TippingPoint

100%

kid-a

100%

Kenny

86%

Sherry

86%

Northy

86%

TheRealestTee

86%

SheeEp

86%

hearty

86%

icon

86%

vampires

71%

Jonnie10

71%

KusooYaroo

71%

B-P

71%

janey

71%

play

71%

Hayley

71%

Most consecutive days active

Nick

Number of days

Currently

11 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 7 days active

TippingPoint

11 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 7 days active

kid-a

11 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 7 days active

Phead_in_Crisis_Xo

11 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 7 days active

11 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 7 days active

happyjulieu49

11 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 7 days active

SheeEp

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

hearty

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

icon

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

TheRealestTee

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

Kenny

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

Sherry

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

Northy

12 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 6 days active

ROBSAYZSAYZ

12 Sep - 16 Sep 2025

Currently 5 days active *

play

12 Sep - 16 Sep 2025

Currently 5 days active *

Jonnie10

13 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 5 days active

vampires

14 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 4 days active

Hayley

14 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 4 days active

KennysJobCoach

14 Sep - 17 Sep 2025

Currently 4 days active

Danielle

12 Sep - 15 Sep 2025

Last active 2 days ago (15 Sep 2025)

Average line lengths

Line length	Count	Nicks
48..	5	what-would-you-say(52.5), TheGreatOne(50.5), t3(49.8), RewdAdam...
45..47	3	CGritz(47.0), B-P(46.4), constelation47(45.8)
42..44	3	Simplified(43.8), Charlie-Kirk(43.5), Valkyrie(43.0)
39..41	6	Danielle(41.6), Yaddax3(40.2), PascaI-Montana(40.2), Perspective(40....
36..38	3	TonySopranosProSkater(38.7), SnugBlanket(38.4), GoldenSands(36.2)
33..35	5	Pie_Smasher(35.8), TheRealestTee(35.0), TheWhistleBlower(34.9), Th...
30..32	13	KirkAlive(32.7), ChippingAndChapping(32.5), SheeEp(32.4), Piss_up_a...
27..29	11	T5T764746H2R(29.8), rentboy4starmer(29.8), Wall(29.7), giantryan(29...
24..26	12	KusooYaroo(26.9), Kenny(26.6), nick69(26.5), Emmaa(26.3), alrite(26....
21..23	8	whiterace(24.0), watty4(23.3), cunt(22.8), Firefly(22.4), dpdareshir(2...
18..20	4	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse(20.8), ChatSmasher(20.4), Harmony(19.4...
..17	6	ROBSAYSAZYY(16.3), ROBSAYZSAYZ(16.2), vampires(15.9), ROB...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines

#kisschat.co.uk's popular words

Count	Word	Last used by	At
2334	"that"	Fukitol	17 Sep 23:33
1449	"have"	SD	17 Sep 23:08
1326	"like"	SD	17 Sep 23:08
1306	"your"	TippingPoint	17 Sep 22:52
1262	"with"	Fukitol	17 Sep 23:33
1250	"they"	happyjulieu49	17 Sep 23:03
971	"here"	d3adshot	17 Sep 23:22
928	"what"	Fukitol	17 Sep 23:34
896	"just"	kid-a	17 Sep 22:49
738	"about"	kid-a	17 Sep 22:43

Frequently mentioned nicks:

Count	Word	Last used by	At
768	"Kenny"	SD	17 Sep 19:54
595	"play"	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	17 Sep 22:31
516	"Hayley"	TippingPoint	17 Sep 22:38
498	"icon"	SheeEp	17 Sep 18:59
324	"Sherry"	Kenny	17 Sep 16:18

The ones with own private vocabulary

Count	Nick	Randomly selected sample (amount)
93	icon	"circa"(11), "Pervitin"(14), "head"(4), "Tarty"(4), "weighs"(6), "stale"(3), "Wessex"(4), "rambling"(9), "sweats"(3), "laptops"(3), "antique"(3), "consume"(3), "flagons"(3), "debating"(4), "colleges"(3), "Reverses"(3), "circumference"(5), "defibrillator"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(10), "lolllllllllllllllllllllll"(9)
88	Kenny	"shithead"(19), "Toby"(3), "lucy"(3), "con "(5), "far "(3), "vamps "(8), "newbie"(5), "1st "(4), "face "(3), "scotty"(3), "prick "(5), "sheila "(6), "troll "(3), "works "(3), "knows "(3), "shithead "(10), "sorted "(3), "confusing"(3), "slapper "(3), "terrorising"(4)
60	kid-a	"pasc"(9), " my"(5), " they"(10), "thug"(3), "logic"(6), "gayve"(5), " vamp"(7), "opera"(4), " Was"(3), " aye"(3), " Only"(5), " very"(4), " Then"(3), "concept"(4), "aroused"(3), "viewers"(3), "immature"(5), "mandatory"(3), "seemingly"(3), " Everyone"(3)
40	play	"kirks"(14), "Hoser"(12), "mama"(7), "thye"(6), "Reno"(4), "return"(9), "Hulu"(3), "laughs"(4), "distort"(4), "replace"(3), "leftists"(6), "trimmed"(3), "protests"(4), "memorial"(3), "harassed"(3), "unlimited"(5), "Celebrate"(4), "suspected"(4), "destruction"(4), "investigating"(6)
32	Hayley	"Lmao "(22), "Tabs"(10), "Pings"(11), "t3 "(10), "ABIT"(5), "Tabs "(6), "ffs "(3), "Gordan"(4), "Nope "(3), "Fendy "(6), "porn "(3), "Prodigy"(5), "offered"(5), "Vince "(4), "marty "(3), "beaches"(3), "Vincent"(3), "course "(4), "opinions"(4), "hahahahahahahahahaha"(3)
31	SD	"liek"(4), "imma"(4), "phed"(4), "Morn"(3), "jump"(3), "peen"(3), "tyvm"(3), "donut"(3), "humor"(3), "slag="(3), "slaps"(3), "iggies"(3), "Monkeys"(4), "cuckboi"(3), "Primate"(3), "GRANNIES"(3), "s-u-r-e"(6), "zzzzzzzzzzz"(3), "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"(4), "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"(3)
25	giantryan	"bong"(5), "reyt"(4), "Elloo"(7), "acid"(3), "suss"(3), "nova"(3), "greed"(4), "Ellooo"(7), "dryer"(3), "Orite"(3), "Elloooo"(8), "covers"(5), "SUMMAT"(4), "wobble"(3), "decides"(3), "printed"(3), "Blackburn"(6), "Ellooooo"(3), "drumstick"(3), "Wandsworth"(5)
24	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	"SEEK"(4), "worn"(3), "Diddy"(6), "Shard"(6), "putin"(5), "cloth"(4), "grief"(3), "CARPET"(4), "horrid"(3), "intense"(5), "turbans"(4), "patches"(3), "GUNNING"(3), "assorted"(3), "pleasant"(3), "communist"(6), "grunting"(3), "reflection"(3), "Shangri-La"(5), "cow-a-punga"(3)
21	TheRealestTee	"dish"(5), "Kuso"(3), "gaff"(3), "wattys"(8), "nudes"(4), "event"(4), "spare"(3), "wakes"(3), "hyping"(4), "caravan"(5), "rappers"(5), "outcome"(3), "handing"(3), "camming"(3), "CRAWFORD"(4), "struggle"(3), "knocking"(3), "today. "(3), "WATTY4 "(4), "screenshots"(3)
20	Sherry	"loft"(4), "Hail"(3), "anna"(3), "Costa"(4), "REALY"(4), "deals"(3), "probly"(6), "pishin"(3), "Kirsty"(3), "guests"(3), "Iceland"(5), "fortune"(5), "Caramel"(3), "actualy"(3), "bouncer"(3), "evicted"(3), "arranged"(3), "kennypoos"(5), "facetious"(3), "adolescence"(3)

These pairs have a language all to themselves

Count	Nicks	Randomly selected sample (amount)
52	Kenny and Hayley	"lie "(14), "am "(7), "yet "(8), "Rob "(8), "yeah "(10), "talked"(10), "sec "(5), "tyson"(3), "home "(6), "pmsl "(5), "girl "(4), "bitch "(7), "hole "(3), "joke "(3), "weird "(6), "close "(3), "sleep "(3), "myself "(4), "northy "(3), "boring "(3)
19	Kenny and kid-a	"BULL"(5), "laws"(3), "riot"(3), "whistle"(11), "drank"(5), "blown"(3), "adding"(5), "guthrie"(5), "listens"(4), "revenge"(3), "decades"(3), "ragtime"(3), "funnier"(3), "offense"(3), "Halligans"(8), "horrific"(3), "Shocking"(3), "stressful"(3), "presenter"(3)
14	kid-a and play	"creep"(9), "cheat"(9), "trans"(9), "dough"(6), "yogurt"(6), "dumbest"(6), "warned"(3), "events"(3), "FAVORITE"(6), "Coaching"(6), "somerset"(6), "wonderful"(5), "neighbors"(4), "destroying"(3)
14	Kenny and B-P	"son "(19), "zosia"(11), "Musk"(3), "cheek"(4), "fun "(3), "dog "(3), "Laters"(5), "luck "(4), "awesome"(5), "enough "(4), "Friday "(4), "cartoons"(3), "English "(3), "forever "(3)
14	Kenny and icon	"probs"(15), "cider"(14), "chins"(9), "pile"(3), "helped"(7), "48DD"(4), "corned"(4), "cannon"(4), "attacks"(7), "curtains"(8), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(20), "programmer"(4), "crackheads"(4), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(20)
13	Kenny and TheRealestTee	"owes"(9), "tv "(3), "mandie"(8), "soon "(5), "done "(3), "mins "(3), "gone "(3), "tramp "(5), "video "(3), "fucker "(5), "answered"(5), "school "(3), "daughter "(3)
12	kid-a and Milllaa	" well"(20), " so"(13), " yeah"(19), " lmao"(16), " Do"(8), " Why"(5), " can"(5), " Who"(4), " Good"(7), " your"(5), " Stop"(3), " even"(3)
12	icon and kid-a	"CHIN"(9), "pure"(6), "cakes"(4), "munch"(4), "sticks"(5), "shades"(3), "reverse"(5), "locally"(5), "ordered"(4), "Crapper"(3), "resident"(5), "ironically"(6)
12	kid-a and GoldenSands	" as"(9), "sets"(3), "alpha"(5), "Egypt"(3), "relate"(3), "members"(4), "rainbow"(3), "hundred"(3), "morality"(5), "repulsive"(3), "euphemism"(3), "discussion"(5)
12	ROBSAYZYZYZ and ROBSAYZSAYZ	"FUKIN"(14), "goat"(7), "XAXAXA"(12), "TAMB"(3), "russia"(5), "SWEETY"(4), "GRUMMER"(4), "MATERIAL"(6), "XAXAXAXA"(3), "XAXAXAXAXA"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5)

#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	KennysJobCoach	8	* KennysJobCoach slaps nuts on Jonnie10s chin
2	motherfuckingmonday	5	* motherfuckingmonday farts
3	TippingPoint	3	* TippingPoint pours a small sherry
4	Simplified	3	* Simplified yawns at CountDrunkula
5	TheGreatOne	2	* TheGreatOne cracks vamps in the chops
6	Dxve	2	* Dxve punches cup in the throat
7	what-would-you-say	1	* what-would-you-say farts
8	play	1	* play is a BIG name in here

#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	16	"The gym look you fat dossers get when The Icon knows unequivocally for a 110% fact that I can fit in 1 leg of your Oxfam trousers circa 1975 - 750 times and that you’ve got more fat on your crusty toenails than I’ve got on my whole body / literally lolllllllllllllllllllllll"
2	TheGreatOne	7	"if you kept one nick you would be right up there in the stats with icon and kenny"
3	B-P	7	"just 40% ok UK economy in cntered around greater London"
4	TheRealestTee	5	"10000% there are pussies in Hackney "
5	SnowyDanger	5	"there is a stats page darling"
6	SD	5	"hey jenny ya sexy lil _*&^%$#"
7	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	4	"our pal in here, icon, he never has very many topics, apart from how he's better than all the "d... ...ossers" and has 5% body fat (a fact he repeats multiple times each day)"
8	GoldenSands	4	"i said total welfare includes nhs in response to your earlier claim total welfare is 10.6%."
9	Dxve	4	"100%"
10	Charlie-Kirk	4	"TheGreatOne posted in here Donald Trump embraces illegal immigration when it's down by 97% how weird is that from a Belfast Unemployed Part-time Windows downloader"
11	Yaddax3	3	"100%"
12	Sherry	3	"i come here to chat not to check on the stats"
13	what-would-you-say	2	"Then again I live in a country with 330 mill people where the job market is 100% more competitive than yours"
14	TheGoToGuy	2	"Hayley I would have agreed with you 100%. a few months ago."
15	Simplified	2	"13% of the population yet commit over 90% of the crime"
16	Northy	2	"i am never on the stats page no idea why"
17	Haunted	2	"WE AGREE 100 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%... ...%%%%%%%%%%%%%"
18	whiterace	1	"100%"
19	TheMan	1	"but the haters were like 90% of the people"
20	Spooky	1	"90% of fish eaters worldwide eat it that way tbf"
21	ROBSAYZYZYZ	1	"PRINCE CHARLES 80% INBRED"
22	RewdAdams	1	"Kenny51 you are 100% getting it."
23	play	1	"Millla prove to the room you are 100% female"
24	Keri-Lake	1	"95% of the American media are in bed with the Democratic Party"
25	humanity	1	"65% of Americans wil die in poverty"
26	Harmony	1	"The majority race in Alabama overall is white, making up 67.8% of residents. The next most-common racial group is black at 23.3%."
27	ellesse	1	"40% built wall"
28	Dychko	1	"If there was statistics on the stats page for who sits here reading the chatroom the most. TGO would be the clear number 1 for all time zones 😂"
29	CGritz	1	"It's not like it's a 99%-100% Black country like Nigeria."

#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	38	"Fat Ray gone for lunch = 4, 000 fry ups"
2	play	22	"that burger is well done fffs"
3	Sherry	14	"glow in the dark dinners"
4	Kenny	14	"try corned beef hash "
5	SheeEp	13	"am cooking a burger :D"
6	Island	13	"but i didnt know jews ate fish like that"
7	giantryan	11	"Robs hut falls down and all the chickens escaped"
8	nick69	10	"i got my hands on a frozen chicken today"
9	B-P	10	"mixture or pork ham and beef canned for soldiers"
10	kid-a	8	" I once came home drunk and attempted to toast fish fingers"
11	Dxve	8	"but its always either fried egg or pineapple on the gammon"
12	betabob	8	"Julie you had breakfast yet"
13	Pie_Smasher	7	"freaks not long off the phone had a few days fishing"
14	rentboy4starmer	6	"come to uk, the smell of curry is everywhere"
15	RebelRock	6	"I wouldn't ask for fish and gravy"
16	GoldenSands	6	"hea really upset I think he likes you chips"
17	T5T764746H2R	5	"PLAY IS IT OK WITH YOU IF I PUT MY SAUSAGE IN HAYLEYS GOB"
18	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	5	"Isn't that iffy to buy fish nearly out of date"
19	TippingPoint	4	"i wouldn't put all your eggs into skid-a's basket if i were you phead"
20	SD	4	"i thought you had a beef with me scotsgirl ?"
21	motherfuckingmonday	4	"lol@dont know what curry is"
22	hearty	4	"Sherry s knickers fish soup"
23	vampires	3	"fisshy pussy northy fishy cheesy cock"
24	Valkyrie	3	"SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow you can get a decent fried mars bar in Fishcoteque in Waterloo"
25	TimeTeam	3	"that fat guy from eggheads"
26	TheRealestTee	3	"Julie uses a sky dish as a dinner plate "
27	SnugBlanket	3	"Caramel logs and chocolate digestives"
28	PascaI-Montana	3	"sweet potatoes and bananas in hot chilli sauce"
29	Julie	3	"Ray burgers kiss his own as"
30	Charlie-Kirk	3	"if I have chips, they would be homemade"

#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	TheRealestTee	19	"Ray will chain himself to the vending machine "I'm not moving until I get a flake""
2	play	13	"Kenny;s coach might be a" blow" job coach"
3	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	10	"Tipping <-------------------- shame on you then, best you don't tell the rest of us to "be kind""
4	SnowyDanger	8	" "ROFFL"(69), "dossers"(18), "225K"(15), "dung"( 3), "ymca"(3), "Wakey"(6), "pasty"(5),"
5	t3	6	"B-P, you & Phead should have a random facts face off one day. Winner gets my copy of Hayley singing a cover version of shaba ranks "Mr loverman""
6	what-would-you-say	5	""we all proper glad" hahahahaha"
7	TheGreatOne	5	""ive been tested" lolol"
8	Simplified	5	"lol no "petty" zoo then t3?"
9	SD	4	"kida ot musles" will u please paki my ass hole""
10	Hayley	4	"Another one too, called Hasan, who " his wife " wont find out lol"
11	cunt	4	""Guest 65" is calling everyone is a nonce??" Do fuck off Jimmy"
12	CountDrunkula	4	"Rob thinks "grooming" is waxing his pubes for a date with Loogy."
13	TonySopranosProSkater	3	""Malcom left us seven years ago""
14	sommerset	2	"Charlie-Kirk was partial to "47""
15	KennysJobCoach	2	"it doesn't seem to bother the "right" then lol"
16	John_Mayhoff	2	"CG, I think Play is having an "episode." You should comfort him by holding his head against your more-than-ample breasts."
17	Island	2	"then they "promoted" me"
18	BanjoKazooie	2	"One time pascal called millla "sexually promiscuous" hahahaha"
19	B-P	2	"The Moody Blues perform "Nights in White Satin" and "Late Lament" at the 2018 Ceremony"
20	Wibble	1	"bbc also said "far-right""
21	way	1	""oops, that's an outie, not an innie! I'm out of here!""
22	Valkyrie	1	"Imagine the embarrassment having "death by dwarf" on your death certificate"
23	transporter	1	"i am not going to any "shit hole""
24	Toto	1	""im used to abuse" 🤣"
25	TippingPoint	1	""take care play"? wtf"
26	tina	1	"oh its "fuckitol" not "yoi" ...fuckitol sounds like a good antidepressent"
27	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	1	"also "cute""
28	TheRealestTits	1	"Women should be like that "i am beautiful" own it"
29	The_Big_Dumper	1	"Janey, have you considered relocating to an institution that's equipped to deal with your "special " problems?"
30	SirDave	1	"wanna prvoe it to me Hayley? just say "i like gaydick""

#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Cg	45	"Hello everybody mornin"
2	happyjulieu49	28	"Hello "
3	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	22	"it's evening here, Hayley, and I'm hardly done for the evening -- I have another hammer time (part 2) to complete"
4	kid-a	15	"Hello horrible people"
5	Julie	10	"That was so hilarious to read this morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
6	Dxve	10	"Afternoon"
7	TippingPoint	9	"what's the latest news on the delayed posting of the Vegas pics icon? and hello"
8	icon	9	"Hello my loyal flock"
9	B-P	9	"hello again Mick, hope you don't miss it again "
10	Northy	8	"morning"
11	TheRealestTee	7	"Morning Hosey"
12	Island	7	"sitcoms are on in the morning"
13	hearty	6	"hello hello"
14	UnderCoverAngel	5	"hello kid"
15	SnowyDanger	5	"Sherry Go have an afternoon tea grandma"
16	SheeEp	5	"good morning sherry :)"
17	SD	5	"hello to the rest of yo NON iggied folks"
18	Milllaa	5	" She/ he going mad this evening"
19	Emmaa	5	"hello single my name is Emmaa "
20	Danielle	4	"Back to work. Have a good afternoon all"
21	Wall	3	"like around 6 am in the morning"
22	Squash	3	"go early on a saturday morning"
23	September	3	"Well manager called this morning and asked when I'm returning to work to do my return to work meeting so I told him monday"
24	nick69	3	"hello"
25	Kenny	3	"said hello earlier grunted "
26	giantryan	3	"Afternoon channel 4 film on the weekend"
27	dpdareshir	3	"she was on here earlier in the morning"
28	cunt	3	"I didn't want to choose cunt but hey ho"
29	AustinTX	3	"hello play"
30	Antoine	3	"Hello stuart"

#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	watty4	198	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
2	icon	100	"Tee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
3	Hayley	88	"She's okay thanks, :)"
4	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	83	"life insurance <------------------------ prerequisite for dating, or at least it should be ;)"
5	SheeEp	55	"yes okay i did, now what :D"
6	SD	38	"i was related ot Jane Goodall tho :)"
7	Milllaa	27	" :D"
8	Yaddax3	26	"funny how kid-a didn't mention that he came last in the quiz 😂"
9	CGritz	18	"TheWeeknd just tell the truth, if you were and LQQK were dating before watty that's fine and you can say :)"
10	TheGoToGuy	15	"is he not too old for you Hayley 😂"
11	B-P	15	"i like being alone :)"
12	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	14	"Maybe 😐 everyone is In another country from me"
13	TheWhistleBlower	10	"😐 Robert you need a lesson on cultural differences"
14	RebelRock	10	"Oo I bet they do 😉"
15	Danielle	9	"motherfuckingmonday 😂 @ Americans dunno what curry is"
16	betabob	9	"are you sure? would you like another guess ;)"
17	Julie	8	"Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
18	G_R_A_F_F_I_T_I	8	"Northern Ireland fans singing ''Stick your Palestine up your hole'' 😂 😂 😂 https://www.facebook.com/ree... ...l/1382408403512249"
19	sommerset	7	":D"
20	SnugBlanket	7	"Rummages through my parents kitchen, my sisters kitchen cupboards 😐"
21	Gangstersparadise	7	"😊"
22	TheRealestTee	6	"😂😂😂😂😂"
23	SirDave	6	"we ALL know exaclty what kidacuck is so lets move on please :)"
24	RewdAdams	6	"Sherry cause Kenny is lying saying she looks good 😂"
25	PascaI-Montana	6	" :patrickseaweeddance:"
26	ChippingAndChapping	6	"Lol cg oo kinky 😊"
27	RootinTootinBandit	5	"Ok had a showdown with sons 😆"
28	JungleFever	5	"it was me who did the impression of you😄"
29	HeartlessDan	5	"If watty1 got with a skinny lass, he'd be giving her junk food all day 😂"
30	Valkyrie	4	"watty4 and G_R_A_F_F_I_T_I both the type who'd try and be your best friend after you crack them on the chin 🤣"

#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	174	"🎯"
2	Hayley	155	"Lmao"
3	watty4	153	"🤣"
4	Julie	117	"Lol"
5	hearty	108	"hARD"
6	Dxve	108	"lol"
7	Kenny	98	"they"
8	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	85	":)"
9	kid-a	78	"oh"
10	freak_the_legend	64	"haha"
11	ROBSAYZYZYZ	56	"LOL"
12	ROBSAYZSAYZ	51	"cccp"
13	SD	50	"lol"
14	TippingPoint	49	"oh"
15	SheeEp	48	"lol"
16	Jonnie10	46	"by 5"
17	ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse	45	"ikr"
18	janey	45	"TIPS"
19	Cg	44	"back"
20	SayWhhhaaaaatttttttNow	42	"Yep"
21	B-P	42	"are*"
22	Sherry	41	"lol"
23	TheRealestTee	40	"Haha"
24	play	38	"ut"
25	GoldenSands	35	"gola"
26	TheWeeknd	33	"BOTH"
27	vampires	32	"llf"
28	nick69	32	"hi"
29	Firefly	30	"lol"
30	giantryan	27	"Nah"

#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	play	22	<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> play, don't get combative
2	kid-a	18	<KennysJobCoach> kid-a, yeah but it's also a small fraction of lefties that do that dumb shit too
3	GoldenSands	14	<TheGreatOne> GoldenSands60, everyone will use the nhs at some point
4	Kenny	12	<TheGreatOne> Kenny, hows the job coach thing going
5	TippingPoint	7	<KennysJobCoach> TippingPoint, neither did the majority of people
6	Hayley	7	<Bullwinkle> Hayley, isn't 30 stone a little chubby?
7	Danielle	7	<SirDave> Danielle , my lovely good day
8	Julie	6	<GoldenSands> julie, love you long time babe
9	icon	5	<Hosebag_and_Associates> Icon, Mrs. H and I spent last week in Paris and I discovered to my delight that they have a streeet named after Play. It's called Rue de Peureux.
10	hearty	5	<KennysJobCoach> hearty, my job is finding you losers jobs
11	Sherry	4	<TheGreatOne> Sherry, there's a video of it on twitter
12	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	4	<KennysJobCoach> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, you're one of the lucky ones
13	Milllaa	4	<Wibble> Milllaa, i can have you killed
14	Jonnie10	4	<Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx> Jonnie, we lesbians have to stick together.
15	t3	3	<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> t3, I can assure you that diddy was not gay
16	SnugBlanket	3	<Charlie-Kirk> SnugBlanket: I don't know who you are but you do make sense
17	janey	3	<The_Big_Dumper> Janey, have you considered relocating to an institution that's equipped to deal with your "special" problems?
18	happyjulieu49	3	<PascaI-Montana> happyjulieu49: do you remember mercury >>> this is him. > >Valkyrie my online stalker
19	zap	2	<Cuyahosebag> Zap, you need to come to terms after all these years with your own attraction to men.
20	Tom	2	<Hayley> Tom, if you want to see my snatch, do 100 press ups
21	SD	2	<Bullwinkle> SD, you obviously don't know your place. So shut your cunthole.
22	rosie	2	<KennysJobCoach> rosie, we don't like Jonnie10 in here
23	Northy	2	<TheGreatOne> Northy, i think it's more that his dad told another family member
24	freak_the_legend	2	<TheGreatOne> freak_the_legend, no one would pick you simply because you're not tall enough to be by their side
25	Cup	2	<Hosebag_and_Associates> Cup, I thought the same thing, but pretty much everyone we met was friendly.
26	ChippingAndChapping	2	<TheGreatOne> ChippingAndChapping, the good news is she can't even spell it so no one is going to believe her
27	Cg	2	<John_Mayhoff> CG, I think Play is having an "episode." You should comfort him by holding his head against your more-than-ample breasts.
28	Bones	2	<Milllaa> Bones, lol over what, sorry ?
29	what-would-you-say	1	<TheGreatOne> what-would-you-say, it's the only time anyone has declared vamp a fit anything
30	watty4	1	<TheRealestTee> Watty4, fancy t'pint this evening?

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