#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Tuesday 25 Nov 2025 to Monday 1 Dec 2025
680 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily chat activity

8452



8219



7709



7825



10925



8269



9329



25
Nov
26
Nov
27
Nov
28
Nov
29
Nov
30
Nov
1
Dec



Activity by hours

5.7% 4.1% 5.0% 4.1% 3.9% 2.4% 1.2% 1.2% 1.3% 2.4% 3.0% 4.3% 4.4% 3.8% 3.4% 4.2% 3.9% 4.5% 4.0% 4.7% 6.1% 7.7% 8.4% 6.4%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
764800)
515415

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total: 8508090 lines
Estimate for this section: 764800 lines.

The busiest month on #kisschat.co.uk has been 3/2025 with a line count of 290775



Big Numbers

quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador liked talking about themself - 9 descriptions altogether.
Sample:
 1 Dec 20:57 * quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador rips a hearty cubensis fart
Papeete was uncertain about many things - 33% of lines contained a question.

LQQK87 didn't know that much either. 23% of lines were questions.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 53 times...

hearty also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 43 times.

janey DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 1377 lines in CAPS!
Sample:
 1 Dec 22:39 <janey> I LOVES MY MONEY
Activity peak: 33 people were simultaneously active on 28 Nov 2025 22:00 - 23:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Rebel, SELINAGUCCII, Shes-Still-A-Maniac, kipper, vibesalive, logo-west-coast, watty1, Elon, JasonKing, Evil-Bill, Alister, SELiNAGUCCll, SEL1NAGUCCII, suf, VibesAREalive, Sufiina, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, EviI-Bill, GrumpyGraham, Kenny, Northy, JonnieCAT, MattDamon, westcoast-7rings, kid-a, canigetafuckyou, greenbean, SheeEp, Xmas-EVIL, ROBSAYZSYSYSYDD, Happyjulie50, Sav, itty-bitty-titty
AF1highs-west-coast wrote the longest lines - average of 57 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

The ones with the most names (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T576347647H2R20 Nicks T5T576347647H2R(27%), T5T7467436H2R(17%), T5T74646H2R(13%), T5T45354345H2R(12%), T5T36376H2R(8.7%), T5T6487364782H2R(3.5%), T5T76437364H2R(2.9%), T5T589483694836H2R(2.8%), T5T74367364H2R(2.1%), T5T465475H2R(1.6%), T5T8923748937H2R(1.6%), T5T467645H2R(1.3%), T5T2837363H2R(1.2%), T5T2383736H2R(0.9%), T5T736736H2R(0.7%), T5T3836363H2R(0.6%), T5T2736363H2R...
Northy4 Nicks Northy(87%), Northy73(6.5%), Northy60(6.0%), Northy45(0.3%)
logo-west-coast4 Nicks logo-west-coast(88%), logo-west-coast40(7.5%), logo-west-coast56(3.5%), logo-west-coast21(0.2%)
freak_the_legend3 Nicks freak_the_legend(97%), freak_the_--------legend(2.4%), freak_the_legend67(0.2%)
JonnieCAT3 Nicks JonnieCAT(98%), JonnieCAT7(1.0%), JonnieCAT69(0.5%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1hearty - 1166
hearty - 991
icon - 2404
Rebel - 1797
2t3 - 1122
Julie - 836
Julie - 920
janey - 1348
3watty1 - 973
icon - 581
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 841
smokey69 - 1097
4Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 865
freak_the_legend - 572
SELINAGUCCII - 831
JasonKing - 785
5Hayley - 847
Sherry - 492
Kenny - 766
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 774
6Evil-Bill - 582
Kenny - 360
Sherry - 700
Francesco - 583
7logo-west-coast - 464
Northy - 296
TheRealestTee - 594
icon - 581
8Rebel - 423
kipper - 292
hearty - 526
watty1 - 479
9DoxxingAutisticCoward - 332
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 288
kipper - 495
ToXiCTyPeR - 466
10StormVuLT - 320
RROBSAYZ - 233
freak_the_legend - 414
hearty - 456

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
8 (2.9%)
 10000..11999
35 (13%)
 8000..9999
88 (32%)
 6000..7999
89 (32%)
 4000..5999
46 (17%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.2%)
 1..1999
4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252148
12 / 2025
1
 
 
 
 
 
Lines: 9329



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Hayleyt3 1 Julieicon
2 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 2 JulieSherry
3 t3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 3 JuliePhead_in_Crisis_Xo
4 Evil-BillHayley 4 Juliehearty
5 Evil-Billt3 5 Sherryicon
6 HayleyJenniCricket 6 JulieKenny
7 Hayleyhearty 7 NorthySherry
8 DoxxingYourBestFriendwatty1 8 NorthyJulie
9 FreeSpiritt3 9 freak_the_legendJulie
10 Hayleylogo-west-coast 10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty
11 StormVuLTt3 11 SherryXmas-EVIL
12 TNA_B2B_NBCt3 12 freak_the_legendicon
13 TNA_B2B_NBCFreeSpirit 13 KennySherry
14 Rebelwatty1 14 Kennyicon
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty 15 freak_the_legendkipper
16 RebelStormVuLT 16 Sherryhearty
17 Xmas-EVILt3 17 Rebelicon
18 t3watty1 18 Sherryfreak_the_legend
19 JasonKingRebel 19 KennyNorthy
20 Hayleywatty1 20 Juliekipper


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Julieicon 1 INNITjaney
2 Kennyicon 2 Rebelsmokey69
3 Sherryicon 3 RebelJasonKing
4 SELINAGUCCIIicon 4 RebelPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
5 kippericon 5 Rebelplay
6 TheRealestTeeicon 6 Rebelicon
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoicon 7 Rebelkid-a
8 JulieTheRealestTee 8 RebelT5T576347647H2R
9 JulieSherry 9 JasonKingplay
10 SheeEpicon 10 janeysmokey69
11 Rebelicon 11 T5T576347647H2Ricon
12 T5T576347647H2Ricon 12 JasonKingsmokey69
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty 13 RebelToXiCTyPeR
14 KennySELINAGUCCII 14 Rebelfreak_the_legend
15 heartyicon 15 RebelNorthy
16 Sherryjennywise 16 RebelElon
17 Evil-Billicon 17 iconsmokey69
18 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokipper 18 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
19 iconjaney 19 SELINAGUCCIIsmokey69
20 iconfreak_the_legend 20 Rebelhearty



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Sherry  7
  100%
2 kipper  7
  100%
3 kid-a  7
  100%
4 Cg  7
  100%
5 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
6 SheeEp  7
  100%
7 Evil-Bill  7
  100%
8 Northy  7
  100%
9 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
10 LQQK87  7
  100%
11 StormVuLT  7
  100%
12 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
13 t3  7
  100%
14 icon  7
  100%
15 hearty  7
  100%
16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
17 Rebel  7
  100%
18 janey  7
  100%
19 smokey69  7
  100%
20 JasonKing  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 t3  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 icon  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 StormVuLT  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 SELINAGUCCII  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 hearty  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 janey  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 smokey69  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Rebel  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 LQQK87  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 kid-a  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Cg  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 Sherry  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 kipper  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Happyjulie50  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 Northy  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 TheRealestTee  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
18 SheeEp  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
19 Evil-Bill  7 25 Nov - 1 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
20 Kenny  6 25 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 6 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 8 AF1highs-west-coast(57.1), Touched_By_Tism(54.0), Doxxing_King(5...
42..44 7 DoxxingYourBestFriend(44.9), Handsome(44.5), logo-west-coast(43.4...
39..41 6 starboy-west-coast(41.9), eazy-westcoast(40.7), Dino-Baggio(40.6), ...
36..38 6 airraid(38.8), BillyWhoreHopper(38.2), T5T576347647H2R(37.1), temu-...
33..35 9 ```(35.9), TheRealestTee(35.8), LQQK87(35.8), Danielle(35.5), bitda(35...
30..32 10 ToXiCTyPeR(32.9), Rebel(32.5), Piss_up_a_Vamps(32.1), INNIT(31.6), ...
27..29 19 Allegra(29.9), Kenny(29.7), kid-a(29.5), Shes-Still-A-Maniac(29.4), ico...
24..26 11 JasonKing(26.9), TeamJacob(26.9), pyramid(26.3), Naturemade(26.2), ...
21..23 9 freak_the_legand(24.0), MikeTard2025(23.6), DoxxingAutisticCoward(...
18..20 1 Happyjulie50(20.9)
..17 14 smokey69(17.5), ROBSAYZSYSYSYDD(16.6), ROBSAYZNESBITT(16...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words

Count Word Last used by At
3393 "that" T5T387948739GTR 1 Dec 23:55
1914 "have" T5T387948739GTR 1 Dec 23:51
1847 "like" Rebel 1 Dec 23:51
1762 "with" T5T387948739GTR 1 Dec 23:40
1437 "they" T5T387948739GTR 1 Dec 23:58
1384 "here" Rebel 1 Dec 23:54
1384 "what" smokey69 1 Dec 23:50
1308 "Just" LQQK87 1 Dec 23:16
1017 "know" T5T387948739GTR 1 Dec 23:53
967 "about" Rebel 1 Dec 23:54


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
929 "Rebel" smokey69 1 Dec 23:56
920 "icon" ROBBSAYZ 1 Dec 22:46
654 "Julie" Hayley 1 Dec 20:26
624 "Kenny" ToXiCTyPeR 1 Dec 23:20
506 "Hayley" Rebel 1 Dec 22:01


The most words that no-one else uses
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
151 icon "teee"(31), "Lolll"(50), "wakey"(15), "Lollllll"(47), "#VIP"(3), "bands"(6), "SN14"(5),
"Breast"(5), "*Slaps"(4), "spliffs"(6), "750X"(6), "CARCASS"(3), "registered"(11),
"pervitin"(4), "80’s"(3), "squirrel"(3), "you’ll"(3), "lightest"(3), "Kimberley"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fd31XRV"(4)
81 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "Port"(7), "blah"(3), "petty"(3), "Nobel"(3), "Bahama"(5), "Hooter"(4), "proceed"(4),
"Assorted"(6), "Moresby"(3), "poverty"(3), "Helloaf"(3), "intensing"(8), "assembled"(8),
"LOVELESS"(3), "funniest"(3), "operating"(3), "ignoramus"(3), "1960s"(3),
"encouraged"(5), "porn-addict"(3)
53 janey " YER"(12), " IN"(5), "Megs"(4), " IAM"(7), "LETS "(6), " EVER"(6), "moves"(3),
" FOOK"(6), " you "(8), " TRYS"(5), "INNOIT"(3), "LIEING"(3), "MORING"(3),
" NEVER"(6), "SENT "(3), " PLAYS"(3), "LOOKS "(3), "PLAYS "(3),
"YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(3),
"YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(4)
45 SELINAGUCCII "Salad"(26), "anthr"(10), "becoz"(10), "sisu"(5), "chkn"(3), "Arab"(3), "buiz"(3), "espec"(4),
"tonite"(4), "oyster"(3), "proves"(3), "yuck "(3), "concept"(5), "upgrade"(4), "abusers"(3),
"Jurassic"(5), "lesbians"(4), "produces"(3), "converted"(3), "statistics"(3)
41 Kenny "then "(10), "alexa"(5), "skint"(5), "MAN "(4), "son "(3), "cunt "(6), "once "(6),
"weed "(5), "nope "(5), "money "(7), "devils"(3), "said "(3), "online "(9),
"today "(4), "vamps "(4), "tablet "(6), "coppers"(3), "granddad"(5), "friday "(3),
"decades "(3)
39 Rebel "itty"(5), "noon"(4), "bitty"(6), "leek"(3), "sooo"(3), "cheek"(4), "emails"(6), "camera"(4),
"alkies"(4), "weesht"(3), "celtic"(3), "sturlen"(4), "rounded"(3), "Atlantic"(4), "deformed"(3),
"choosing"(3), "puddings"(3), "announce"(3), "maneater"(3), "nicknames"(3)
39 logo-west-coast "deck"(5), "timed"(7), "haul"(3), "tarte"(5), "boomer"(5), "lagged"(4), "phixon"(4), "autist"(4),
"howling"(6), "ponged"(3), "gourmet"(4), "palette"(4), "tapping"(3), "Dungeness"(9),
"Testing"(3), "plaques"(3), "scolding"(3), "poopjeets"(5), "monitoring"(4), "diversified"(4)
38 t3 "bruh"(14), "Bleu"(5), "eazy"(3), "Zack"(3), "Vince"(6), "Rachey"(8), "manga"(4), "forth"(4),
"shade"(3), "hella"(3), "avatar"(5), "bunson"(3), "Tabitha"(5), "Muhamad"(4), "lothario"(5),
"CERTIFIED"(7), "chainsaw"(3), "permanent"(3), "in-between"(3), "personalities"(3)
28 hearty "NAAH"(18), "fuckoff"(20), "snake"(9), "kuta"(6), "ding"(4), "fran"(4), "soor"(4), "veet"(3),
"pissoff"(12), "budd"(3), "KUTTA"(5), "naaah"(4), "venom"(4), "KAFFER"(7), "beggar"(7),
"nudity"(3), "nutjob"(3), "couples"(5), "sherrys"(3), "SHITTERS"(3)
21 kid-a " Hey"(13), " it"(7), "pony"(6), " hi"(5), " ah"(3), " yeah"(9), " like"(9), "GOODY"(4),
" aye"(3), " they"(5), "laying"(5), "medals"(4), "sexier"(3), " nice"(3), "vacant"(3),
"security"(6), "sensible"(4), " Selina"(3), "strictly"(3), "agreement"(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
22 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and t3 "lane"(5), "Peter"(8), "hidey"(7), "guilty"(9), "DARLIN"(6), "wrasse"(5), "tucker"(5),
"deport"(4), "rights"(3), "darker"(3), "develop"(3), "entirely"(3), "discharge"(6),
"February"(3), "presumed"(3), "Stockholm"(4), "hurricane"(3), "vaccinated"(3),
"perspective"(3), "intervention"(3)
17 Francesco and Elon "Pablo"(18), "FORD"(9), "hola"(7), "carrot"(13), "genitalia"(17), "Native"(7),
"democratic"(19), "hawaii"(3), "corrupted"(10), "partake"(3), "Gonzalez"(6), "irishman"(4),
"universe"(3), "pilgrims"(3), "transvestite"(13), "fanatical"(4), "Fernandez"(4)
16 icon and Kenny "Stoned"(22), "lino"(3), "mouse"(5), "bandit"(7), "horses"(6), "baker"(3), "wallet"(6),
"rescue"(4), "website"(7), "Rolling"(7), "11th"(3), "chemist"(5), "seekers"(3),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(35), "cornflakes"(6), "bullshitter"(6)
16 icon and TheRealestTee "jeans"(22), "bday"(16), "bore"(4), "tent"(3), "xxxxxxxxxx"(50), "bedsit"(8), "listed"(4),
"balding"(7), "hustle"(3), "pushing"(6), "Parkhurst"(7), "entrance"(3), "SIMPLETON"(4),
"dribbling"(3), "calculator"(3), "NoGymElephant"(3)
16 Kenny and Hayley "did "(11), "nice "(8), "lie "(3), "moist"(3), "yeah "(4), "mine "(3), "wrong "(5),
"thing "(4), "SMOKEY "(6), "weird "(3), "packing"(3), "anyway "(5), "either "(4),
"friend "(3), "transgender"(10), "bullshits"(3)
15 janey and kid-a " SEE"(27), " my"(10), " oh"(8), " so"(6), " ON"(5), " AND"(8), " ITS"(7),
" we"(3), " or"(3), " for"(4), " with"(4), " Well"(4), " Freak"(6), " More"(3),
" Seeing"(3)
15 Rebel and RebelRock "stuart"(34), "eyed"(8), "acne"(5), "brat"(4), "bets"(3), "speccy"(4), "Plooky"(3),
"demented"(8), "brushed"(3), "Anyhows"(3), "mistaken"(4), "dementia"(4), "implying"(3),
"splatter"(3), "bothering"(3)
14 Rebel and t3 "aware"(12), "chop"(5), "tryna"(7), "Gnomes"(8), "dealt"(5), "titty"(3), "corpse"(5),
"raping"(3), "Chucked"(3), "switched"(4), "nightmare"(3), "preferred"(3), "Neglecting"(3),
"celebration"(4)
14 icon and SheeEp "spliff"(10), "Asda"(3), "berk"(3), "diesel"(8), "Bedford"(3), "tuesday"(3), "mccains"(3),
"luncheon"(5), "sourdough"(8), "THATCHER"(3), "Filtered"(3), "pneumonia"(4),
"cancelled"(4), "businesses"(3)
14 icon and watty1 "I’m"(49), "it’s"(42), "I’ve"(21), "don’t"(38), "that’s"(46), "noncey"(12),
"SWING"(4), "looney"(3), "What’s"(8), "Who’s"(4), "wrecked"(3), "here’s"(5),
"returned"(4), "wouldn’t"(9)




#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  374 "he used to leave work, and head to the gym straight after, saying to me: "now I'm going to
my real job" :)"
2 kipper  292 "go to the place where they serve healthy food, no queues :D"
3 icon  204 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
4 Hayley  137 "I was gonna be called Grace. But since my surname it would sound like " Gray Squirrell "
so I'm glad she didn't 😂"
5 watty1  109 "😄"
6 SheeEp  62 "lmao, thats not the point :)"
7 Rebel  42 "Toxic Britney spears now lol wtf shows how old this playlist is 😐 my defence I'm sticking to it"
8 TNA_B2B_NBC  33 "I know a few aarons, you never know 😄"
9 StormVuLT  33 "Are you the most backwards fucko in the history? :D"
10 smokey69  25 "👍👌👍👌😉"
11 Doxxing_King  24 "98% 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
12 TheRealestTee  21 "😂😂"
13 Papeete  19 "your love made it well worth waiting :)"
14 DoxxingAutisticCoward  17 "😄 😄 😄"
15 DoxxingYourBestFriend  15 "And if you're so obsessed with me, why don't you come see me :)"
16 Pie_Smasher  13 "😄"
17 ToXiCTyPeR  12 "I had to explain to him that you already died decades ago :)"
18 Julie  10 "🤣🤣🤣🤣"
19 gaz  8 "Olives are the work of the devil 😂😂"
20 Piss_up_a_Vamps  7 "😆"
21 JeffreyEpstein  7 "TRump is my best friend ☺️"
22 Hi-Fatties  7 "😁"
23 Evil-Bill  7 "I mean, your galleries were good :)"
24 EggTastic  7 "😂"
25 DuppyAndLeave  7 "Agoraphobic oddball TGO will be chat logging all this when he reads it back 😂"
26 RebelRock  6 "😂 then what's her job what's my name"
27 giantryan  6 "You'll get to see all the chrimbo lights wherever they've been switched on 😁"
28 BillyWhoreHopper  6 "Pascal, if you need work, I can hook you up at the truck lot :)"
29 UnbeatableAndBrutal  5 "😃"
30 jennywise  5 "you shud see me now im not the old wrinkled person anymore  :):)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  403 "👋"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  343 ":)"
3 freak_the_legend  289 "nice"
4 hearty  286 "HERE"
5 watty1  253 "Haha"
6 Julie  239 "Bs"
7 kipper  165 ":D"
8 Rebel  161 "😂"
9 smokey69  118 "True"
10 SELINAGUCCII  107 "lol"
11 janey  103 "LOL"
12 Hayley  91 "lol"
13 Evil-Bill  88 "lmao"
14 ToXiCTyPeR  81 "Lol."
15 t3  65 "Ha"
16 SheeEp  58 "lol"
17 MikeTard2025  58 " "
18 DoxxingAutisticCoward  52 "lol"
19 freak_the_lgend  51 "lmao"
20 Sherry  50 "gags"
21 ROBBSAYZ  50 "LOL"
22 Kenny  47 "nope"
23 Hi-Fatties  44 ".com"
24 RROBSAYZ  42 "BEN"
25 JasonKing  42 "haha"
26 StormVuLT  35 "yes"
27 Bounty  34 "OK"
28 freak_the_legand  32 "ok"
29 TheRealestTee  31 "Whoa"
30 kid-a  30 "Hey"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 t3  40 <RichMan> t3:   I am a very wealthy man
2 nick17  18 <Handsome> nick17:  is your sister at home or with her bf?
3 watty1  17 <Matre> watty1:   sorry for being late , my gf was laughing like looking at your
chat , she could not believe morons like you existed
4 play  17 <Handsome> play: no one wants to be friends with a midget and ugly one like you
5 hi  16 <BillyWhoreHopper> Hi, TGo
6 JonnieCAT  15 <Tango> JonnieCAT: every gay says that
7 Rebel  14 <Francesco> rebel, you're gonna end up on the shelf, unless you change your demeanour
8 icon  13 <Cuyahosebag> Icon, if you had to make a choice between having sex with Julie or
amputating your left foot, which way do you go?
9 pyramid  12 <linga> pyramid:  I will take screen shot and report you
10 Papeete  12 <Touched_By_Tism> Papeete, i doubt it but i really never had to deal with anything like that
so anything i say is just a guess
11 kipper  12 <RichMan> kipper: someone PM  me saying you sucked lolly also 
12 JasonKing  12 <Halston> JasonKing:  I will put melted cement in your ass, you will not be laughing
13 Hayley  10 <StormVuLT> Hayley, pick one for life; Phead or Raj
14 SELINAGUCCII  9 <RichMan> SELINAGUCCII:  is not satisfied physically , she is planning to bring another
cousin from back home , a villager whom she can dominate
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  9 <Tango> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo:  you are a closet gay
16 Nope  8 <Ramon> Nope, the Beaner couldn't play for shit. This was my other friend.
17 Kenny  8 <John_Mayhoff> Kenny, how much can a lad like you earn from selling pencils on the
street?
18 Julie  8 <Cuyahosebag> Julie, stop talking dirty with references to fingering yourself, ya sllut.
19 hearty  8 <GameOver> hearty, you are just older
20 binman  8 <Handsome> binman:   I will track you down  and drown you by cementing your feet
21 jennywise  7 <Touched_By_Tism> jennywise, yeah "breating" while drooling usually doesn
't work out how people imagine
22 MikeTard2025  6 <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, i'm also making it illegal to own a keyboard
23 temu-west-coast  5 <linga> temu-west-coast:  The question is why Canadian Government allowing
that , policies are made by canadians , visa officers are canadians.
, they can stop giving visa
24 smokey69  5 <Danger> smokey69:  What you earn in month , I spend on tips in restaurant
25 Showtime  5 <RichMan> Showtime:  you sound like you were molested as child
26 pascal  5 <TheRealestTee> Pascal, I can tell youre a frail man. Like your spine is made from bran
flakes
27 Andrex_Thief_Julie  5 <Reality> Andrex_Thief_Julie:  for last 10 mins you talking like a moron
28 WattyTheSexGod  4 <Hardman> WattyTheSexGod: is dead
29 TheRealestTee  4 <Handsome> TheRealestTee:  come and suck my dick
30 Ramon  4 <linga> Ramon:  are you giving live demonstrations of how you use dildo



Top 2 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 hi  2 <Evil-Bill> Hi!
2 INNIT  1 <ToXiCTyPeR> INNIT!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador  9 * quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador gives somethings-funky-in-here some cubensis
2 Touched_By_Tism  6 * Touched_By_Tism falls off chair and has 3 heart attacks
3 illhavethegabagool  5 * illhavethegabagool yawns
4 starboy-west-coast  3 * starboy-west-coast spits on smokey69
5 chamoy-west-coast  3 * chamoy-west-coast farts on smokey69
6 ambitionzasaridahwestcoast  3 * ambitionzasaridahwestcoast farts like Lizzo's flute
7 airraid  3 * airraid throws tomatoes at SELINAGUCCI
8 WoW-west-coast  2 * WoW-west-coast farts
9 urbanassaultvehicle  2 * urbanassaultvehicle spits on drug user hearty
10 temu-7rings  2 * temu-7rings farts
11 ohwellfuck12ibsforsale  2 * ohwellfuck12ibsforsale yawns
12 invested-and-diversified  2 * invested-and-diversified yawns
13 Captain-Save-A-304  2 * Captain-Save-A-304 greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
14 AF1highs-west-coast  2 * AF1highs-west-coast dances to Nelly af1s
15 A`Ha  2 * A`Ha launches icon on a trebuchet into the sun
16 Yo-MTV-Raps  1 * Yo-MTV-Raps greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
17 turnedintoalogo  1 * turnedintoalogo spits on hearty
18 Trigger  1 * Trigger sends Fat Tim flying into the mirror with a Charleh Murpheh kung fu
kick
19 play  1 * play is a big name in here
20 logo-west-coast  1 * logo-west-coast farts on JasonKing
21 KISSCHAT-SHORT-BUS  1 * KISSCHAT-SHORT-BUS uppercuts fat Tim out of his size 3 crocs
22 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing pours a small one to take the chill out of the night
23 i-like-bacon  1 * i-like-bacon waits for a mention of doxxing levels
24 HowieHowitzer  1 * HowieHowitzer loves his testicles tickled
25 freak_the_legend  1 * freak_the_legend grins harder
26 eazy-westcoast  1 * eazy-westcoast farts on the geriatric troll
27 Cannoli  1 * Cannoli greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalamalaikum
28 canigetafuckyou  1 * canigetafuckyou nods at Xmas-EVIL
29 BahamaMama  1 * BahamaMama loves to scissor



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  28 "4% body fat icon xxxxxxxxx"
2 Doxxing_King  9 "99% of my playlist is UK and Russian rappers dummy."
3 Touched_By_Tism  8 "see, he doesn't understand the stats page that he's obsessed with lolol"
4 logo-west-coast  6 "98% of the rave is on drugs"
5 SheeEp  5 "the elderly cant go home til a care package is done, its usually shit, but still delays the place by
10 to 20%"
6 TNA_B2B_NBC  4 "Hayley  TOP of the chat stats page for this time period indicates there is no defence."
7 StormVuLT  4 "around 99% are Muslim in Turkey"
8 SELINAGUCCII  4 "dont frget the £80 plus %"
9 TheRealestTee  3 "I'd 100% snap you in half"
10 ROBSAYZSILLS  3 "magnet:?xt=urn:btih:2e415a90cbea8acb8af53426de52d3ca7a15f80c&dn=Breakout+(1975
)+%5BCharles+Bronson%5D+BluRay+H264+DolbyD+5.1+%2B+nickarad&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracke...
...r.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannoun...
...ce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.gigantino.net%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.s...
...tealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr="
11 Rebel  3 "Ugly man my ex was a stonemason. He couldn't be a drug addict working on construction sites
especially when 99.9% of the time he was up scaffolding. Stop pretending you know anything
about me and stop lying cause you're a sad twat who steals from your disabled mother"
12 quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador  3 "Only 1% of people on only fans make the money"
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  3 "90% of these pipsqueaks should be placed within the fat-apult"
14 Kenny  3 "21% tax on other online gambling upto 40% soon "
15 invested-and-diversified  3 "When I am closer to retirement I will be basically putting my entire check into the 5% match"
16 FreeSpirit  3 "you are on the stats as being here at night"
17 canigetafuckyou  3 "as someone with a legit retirement as in a pension and a 401k split to go into many different things
and also a 5% match.....I concur"
18 way-bitch-westcoast  2 "99% of your chat content is hiding and pretending to be other people bless"
19 t3  2 "I asked you if all of existence just magically appeared and came from nothing. You said "100%
it came from nothing""
20 LQQK87  2 "BILLY BOY ISN'T CUBAN BY THE WAY HE'S 100 % FROM HONDURAS"
21 kipper  2 "icon do you have a spreadsheet with chatters stats or something :D"
22 Hi-Fatties  2 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
23 Hayley  2 "I'm not bullshitting this 100 % happened lol"
24 GameOver  2 "99%"
25 Francesco  2 "apparently in Japan they've got A formula to regrow teeth I'm not sure whether it's 100% factual.
But if it is that's brilliant can you imagine losing the tooth and then you can get it regrown that's
brilliant. If that's possible"
26 FAT-APULT  2 "4% body fat icon V their 99.4% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
27 Cuyafunbags  2 "According to the latest research, men who spend four or more hours a day working out are 80%
more likely to suffer from Withered Willy Syndrome after age 55."
28 chat-is-love  2 "5% is pretty good"
29 Zedlocks  1 "Kid-a would 100% allow his wife to cheat with a black man."
30 ToXlcTyPeR  1 "yeah, kipper, 100%"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  72 "Sheeep used to work for some pakis who owned a curry house he used to deliver on his mobility
scooter in 1974 - called it curry in a hurry !!!!"
2 SheeEp  39 "nah the spices in curry are awesome"
3 Rebel  21 "We weren't allowed after school detentions it was lunch detentions"
4 kipper  18 "what a fking sausage fest :D"
5 AF1highs-west-coast  18 "Roast Turkey · Honey Glazed Ham · Herb Crusted Rack of Lamb · Slow Roasted Prime Rib · Filet
of Beef Wellington"
6 Sherry  16 "fatcon will knock her thick skin off her rice pudding"
7 SELINAGUCCII  16 "lamb chops roasted , with mash , steam veg  and bisto gravy"
8 hearty  15 "dogs dinner lefty eats"
9 Kenny  12 "gonna spend my money on my flat now and a lovely christmas dinner and send her pictures lol"
10 Pie_Smasher  11 "Emmaa sweetie dsarling chuckie egg"
11 Dino-Baggio  10 "you'll be probably having a burger"
12 t3  9 "Nothing like a piece of pork in-between your teeth yo remind youof what we risk losing to the muham...
...adans"
13 Northy  9 "oh no fish lips"
14 Francesco  9 "anyway. You're gonna have to make that beautiful Christmas dinner this christmas"
15 logo-west-coast  8 "I love beef wellington"
16 HowieHowitzer  8 "what color is curry?"
17 Hayley  8 "I did try beyond burger once, it was actually quite nice, but not as nice as real beef lol"
18 T5T576347647H2R  7 "Pulls giant grandad pants down and rips a curry fart"
19 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 "I'm trying to find a photo of this blue-coloured fish"
20 LongLiveSATAN  7 "I bet Hot Chocolate has a nice, feminine sounding name that ends with the "ah" sound."
21 Julie  7 "inflammatory content online to provoke or upset others. This behavior, known as "trolling
," is done to get a reaction and disrupt online communities. The slang term comes from the
mythological creature but also from a fishing term for trailing a baited line to catch fish. How trolls
actThey post messages that are deliberately provocative,"
22 giantryan  7 "I got a giant chocolate pizza"
23 freak_the_legend  7 "i've seen that BEEFore"
24 Captain-Save-A-304Burgers  7 "304 double cheese burgers for my luncheon & 600 portions of cheesy chips washed down
with 4 litres of Lambrini mmmmmmm"
25 watty1  6 "lmfaoooooooooo thats why lefty refused to pork it"
26 Touched_By_Tism  5 "they will just make you do it over break or lunch time, you can't refuse that"
27 TheRealestTee  5 "What do you mean open him up, hes not a tin of beans "
28 GooglePixel10  5 "so it comes out like a big biscuit right"
29 Evil-Bill  5 "A skill that has aided my success as a lunch truck washer."
30 EggTastic  5 "poor Egg alaways getting picked on"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Evil-Bill  70 "About how we need our darkside as much as we need the "Good" side."
2 t3  54 "You two were "friends" Hayley?"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  50 "she didn't go there for "sex", she went to spend time with Kenny"
4 ToXiCTyPeR  44 "TO WHICH SHE'LL UNDOUBTEDLY REPLY WITH "FOOK YOU""
5 TheRealestTee  38 "Ray coming to the ring on his mobility scooter, his entrance music would be "Wheels on fire
" "
6 logo-west-coast  20 ""I don't do nerdy it stuff" ....that's kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight tho isn't it?"
7 Hayley  18 "Could've been more polite or something " not my type " lol"
8 BillyWhoreHopper  16 "For a moment there I read that as "Feels your grapes""
9 airraid  16 ""I takes all the money""
10 Xmas-EVIL  15 "There was another called "I remember Mama"."
11 Touched_By_Tism  10 "each appointment is like 5 minutes and consists of nothing more than "any jobs yet" "
nope" "ok see you in 2 weeks""
12 Pinging_King26  9 "If a user's connection is too slow or unstable, the IRC server will likely terminate their connection
, a process often referred to as "timing out"."
13 StormVuLT  8 "Stopped using "mate""
14 INNIT  7 "THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE LQQK87. WE LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND THINK ":AT LAST i
'M NOT THAT GUY""
15 AF1highs-west-coast  7 ""i gots me 9 things off of temu instead of contributing to a company that makes quality shit
with one purchase""
16 Papeete  6 "but if you want a "basic" life, come to us?"
17 LQQK87  6 "WEIRD HOW PEOPLE THINK THAT CHATTER GET "BULLIED" IT'S WORDS ON A SCREEN
FOR FUCK SAKE LOL"
18 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  6 "He rang your doorbell offering "free facials" and she misunderstood his meaning. She
thought he was from a spa."
19 turnedintoalogo  5 ""I was just a chaiiii uhlll""
20 LongLiveSATAN  5 "Just call her up and set up a "date"."
21 EviI-Bill  5 ""WHY aren't you giving me a blow job?" lol"
22 quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador  4 "again I find it funny all of the people in here who cry about "drug use" the most are
absolute losers who failed at life with..0 drug use"
23 Bill-is-PORN  4 "It's "Cohibas" you fucking mong."
24 ambitionzasaridahwestcoast  4 "Lol he's bringing back "chef yamoto""
25 westcoast-7rings  3 "They say, "Which one?", I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em""
26 WBme  3 ""non properly terminated" "self appointed mods""
27 rip  3 "Question,  how exactly do you "squeeze" juice from an apple?"
28 PascaI-Montana  3 "SPARX - "Te Sigo Amando" (Estudio de Baile)"
29 no-shade-west-coast  3 "There was a commerical I saw out of the UK where a black man steps up to a white man who
is trying to rape a female and says "no means.no bruv" because historically white people
are rapists even though the FBI statistics show that blacks make up 13 % of the population but
commit over 90% of crime right?"
30 John_Mayhoff  3 "Kenny's motto: "Live for yesterday""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  48 "Bill are your evenings interesting usually, or no?"
2 Happyjulie50  45 "Hello"
3 Evil-Bill  24 "Not since this morning, Vampy."
4 Rebel  18 "Hello ya big fat dick"
5 Northy  16 "morning"
6 ToXiCTyPeR  15 "Hello, Nope."
7 Cg  15 "hello ryan"
8 JasonKing  13 "oh hello lorri okey dokey"
9 hearty  12 "helloemma"
10 Emmaa  11 "Hello Bill "
11 SELINAGUCCII  10 "good afternoon tee x hugs x hru"
12 kipper  9 "I study in the mornings and evenings the best I can"
13 SheeEp  8 "gd morning kenny, 4 tunes in and the ga ga pops up, ohhhh yeah :D"
14 Julie  8 "Morning people don't kick ass"
15 MikeTard2025  7 "gd evening thismorning"
16 t3  6 "Hello Julie. May this comment follow you into the ether"
17 smokey69  6 "Hello"
18 JonnieCAT  6 "hello Englnad"
19 icon  6 "ROFFL that’s 7am this morning before gym time xxxxxxxx"
20 StormVuLT  5 "Hello marty"
21 binman  5 "good evening"
22 watty1  4 "leave till afternoon tho"
23 TheRealestTee  4 "Afternoon doss merchants"
24 LQQK87  4 "NO WORK AGAIN IN MONTANA THIS AFTERNOON PISSCAL THE QUEER"
25 kid-a  4 "lol hey lorri"
26 Kenny  4 "some bitch getting lippy really heyley bitchy shit i can do that too lol"
27 Danielle  4 "Morning Touched_By_Tism"
28 Sherry  3 "I roll out of bed each morning, and straight into the chatroom"
29 RebelRock  3 "Anyways how is your evening smokey"
30 pigsear  3 "hello lorri if your here"



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