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| call_555-RATT liked talking about themself - 10 descriptions altogether. Example:
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| is JasonKing stupid or just asking too many questions? 23% of lines contained a question! ...and the silver medal goes to freak_the_legend - with a question ratio of 20%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 27 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row). dingo also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 13 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Highest CAPS ratio: dingo with 1215 of words in CAPS. Example:
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| 14 Jan 2026 22:00 - 23:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 24 people active Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| michelle_rko was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 58 letters per line. (normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line) | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | giantryan - 968 | dingo - 496 |
icon - 1030 | Kenny - 1336 |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 605 | kid-a - 391 |
Kenny - 958 | play - 1190 |
| 3 | t3 - 561 | blahbal - 386 |
morning123 - 897 | Rebel - 1087 |
| 4 | Hayley - 493 | Sherry - 328 |
Sherry - 597 | RebelRock - 980 |
| 5 | dingo - 453 | prostate - 311 |
stevo - 449 | giantryan - 748 |
| 6 | watty1 - 416 | MikeTard2025 - 291 |
kid-a - 397 | kid-a - 712 |
| 7 | kid-a - 402 | Julie - 238 |
Rebel - 394 | dingo - 567 |
| 8 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo - 361 | VeniVidiVici - 227 |
darkness - 291 | Pascai-Montana - 550 |
| 9 | justwokeup - 287 | FIRST - 175 |
giantryan - 244 | call_555-RATT - 546 |
| 10 | Fukitol - 269 | Kenny - 123 |
Evil-Bill - 235 | bitchbewithyou - 539 |
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| Hours 0-6 | Hours 6-12 | |||||
| 1 | Rebel | play | 1 | Julie | dingo | |
| 2 | Hayley | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | 2 | VeniVidiVici | kid-a | |
| 3 | Hayley | t3 | 3 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | kid-a | |
| 4 | Hayley | giantryan | 4 | Julie | Sherry | |
| 5 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 5 | blahbal | kid-a | |
| 6 | kid-a | play | 6 | dingo | freak_the_legend | |
| 7 | JasonKing | watty1 | 7 | FIRST | Julie | |
| 8 | LEX123 | Milla | 8 | dingo | icon | |
| 9 | Hayley | T5T65463H2R | 9 | dingo | Sherry | |
| 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | dingo | 10 | Angel-Gabriel | michelle_rko | |
| 11 | Fukitol | Milla | 11 | VeniVidiVici | blahbal | |
| 12 | Milla | t3 | 12 | Northy | Sherry | |
| 13 | t3 | giantryan | 13 | Northy | Julie | |
| 14 | t3 | kid-a | 14 | MikeTard2025 | kelly_gtr | |
| 15 | t3 | Fukitol | 15 | FIRST | Sherry | |
| 16 | t3 | StormVuLT | 16 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | VeniVidiVici | |
| 17 | Milla | kenosha_kickers | 17 | Reb | Sherry | |
| 18 | Milla | Rebel | 18 | Julie | icon | |
| 19 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | giantryan | 19 | FIRST | kid-a | |
| 20 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | 20 | Rebelling | Sherry | |
| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Kenny | Sherry | 1 | Rebel | play | |
| 2 | Sherry | icon | 2 | play | kid-a | |
| 3 | darkness | morning123 | 3 | play | RebelRock | |
| 4 | Kenny | Rebel | 4 | Kenny | Rebel | |
| 5 | Sherry | kid-a | 5 | Rebel | kid-a | |
| 6 | Kenny | darkness | 6 | Kenny | watty1 | |
| 7 | Kenny | morning123 | 7 | Rebel | giantryan | |
| 8 | morning123 | Rebel | 8 | Rebel | Screamo | |
| 9 | darkness | Rebel | 9 | Kenny | play | |
| 10 | Kenny | stevo | 10 | Kenny | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
| 11 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | stevo | 11 | JasonKing | play | |
| 12 | Sherry | morning123 | 12 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | |
| 13 | Kenny | icon | 13 | RebelRock | bitchbewithyou | |
| 14 | Julie | icon | 14 | Kenny | giantryan | |
| 15 | janey | icon | 15 | JasonKing | Rebel | |
| 16 | Rebel | Sherry | 16 | RebelRock | icon | |
| 17 | Rebel | stevo | 17 | JasonKing | Kenny | |
| 18 | stevo | morning123 | 18 | giantryan | play | |
| 19 | Sherry | darkness | 19 | JasonKing | Milla | |
| 20 | Sherry | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | 20 | LQQK87 | play | |
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| 7 | Kenny |
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| 8 | giantryan |
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| 9 | Happyjulie50 |
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| 10 | JasonKing |
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| 11 | T5T65463H2R |
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| 12 | LQQK87 |
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| 13 | Cg |
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| 14 | Sherry |
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| 15 | play |
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| 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo |
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| 17 | SELINAGUCCII |
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| 18 | Hayley |
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| 19 | Julie |
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| 20 | Spooky |
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| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | Kenny | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 2 | Jonnie | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 3 | Happyjulie50 | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 4 | giantryan | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 5 | MikeTard2025 | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 6 | kid-a | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 7 | dingo | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 8 | Northy | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 9 | icon | 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 10 | Cg | 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 11 | Sherry | 8 Jan - 13 Jan 2026 |
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| 12 | T5T65463H2R | 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 13 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 14 | Fukitol | 10 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 15 | Hayley | 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 16 | LQQK87 | 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 17 | JasonKing | 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 18 | Screamo | 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 19 | Touched_By_Tism | 8 Jan - 11 Jan 2026 |
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| 20 | Rebel | 8 Jan - 11 Jan 2026 |
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| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 45.. | michelle_rko(57.9), CheersToYou(53.0), Touched_By_Tism(51.6), bitc... | |
| 42..44 | Reb(44.8), LQQK87(43.5), MikeTard2025(43.2), kenosha_kickers(42.4... | |
| 39..41 | RebelRock(41.3), Rebel(41.2), call_555-RATT(40.4), Pascai-Montana(4... | |
| 36..38 | Stardust(38.9), Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(38.8), icon(37.9), plascal(... | |
| 33..35 | it-looks-like-rain(35.6), Evil-Bill(35.5), ColdTrain(35.3), KillTheSceneLike... | |
| 30..32 | play(32.6), Milla(32.3), PissAaron(32.3), T5T65463H2R(32.1), kid-a(32.... | |
| 27..29 | SELINAGUCCII(29.6), Cg(29.1), darkness(29.1), prostate(28.7), Northy... | |
| 24..26 | SirDave(26.7), blahbal(25.8), Chaz(25.3), Spooky(24.8), Hayley(24.7), ... | |
| 21..23 | VeniVidiVici(23.8), Fukitol(23.6), giantryan(23.1), RegisteredName(22.... | |
| ..20 | FIRST(20.5), smokey69(19.1), Julie(19.0), LEX123(18.5), janey(18.4), ... |
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2271 | "that" | play | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 1431 | "have" | the_warner_sister_dot | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 1378 | "with" | the_warner_sister_dot | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 1365 | "like" | play | 14 Jan 23:58 |
| 1225 | "your" | play | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 1124 | "they" | kid-a | 14 Jan 23:50 |
| 988 | "what" | DanieIle | 14 Jan 23:55 |
| 959 | "just" | the_warner_sister_dot | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 882 | "here" | play | 14 Jan 23:56 |
| 744 | "this" | eezzee | 14 Jan 23:48 |
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 953 | "Rebel" | the_warner_sister_dot | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 649 | "play" | DanieIle | 14 Jan 23:59 |
| 523 | "Kenny" | bitchbewithyou | 14 Jan 22:18 |
| 439 | "icon" | T5T65463H2R | 14 Jan 23:09 |
| 284 | "Hayley" | kid-a | 14 Jan 21:43 |
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 94 | Kenny | "cigs"(8), "wasa"(4), "sad "(4), "screamer"(10), "move "(3), "1st "(3), "what "(3), "WILLIE"(3), "only "(3), "Phillip"(3), "harsh "(3), "knows "(3), "safer "(3), "coloured"(3), "9:30pm"(4), "scottish "(4), "shithead "(4), "radiator "(3), "fighting "(3), "something "(5) |
| 73 | icon | "rumble"(17), "epic"(7), "tonks"(8), "iron"(5), "900X"(14), "hodges"(10), "Can’t"(12), "diced"(5), "Qawra"(3), "August"(4), "cassidy"(3), "molester"(3), "fishcakes"(4), "they’re"(4), "cocktails"(3), "pissheads"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(12), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(6), "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fvIijGj"(5) |
| 60 | kid-a | " yeah"(30), "blah"(9), "vult"(6), " Do"(5), "pming"(8), "Lego"(3), " ah"(3), " can"(5), " did"(4), " Tabby"(10), " t5"(3), " maybe"(7), " nice"(4), " Some"(3), " true"(3), "prattle"(5), "toddler"(5), " Stevo"(4), " could"(3), " Anyway"(5) |
| 38 | giantryan | "Ellooo"(19), "zoom"(9), "duty"(5), "guts"(4), "Fibre"(4), "Oreyt"(3), "Ellooooo"(11), "Nooooo"(3), "Whaaaa"(3), "doobie"(3), "nerves"(3), "edibles"(5), "loosing"(4), "updates"(3), "spiders"(3), "packing"(3), "Chocolat"(3), "Elloooooo"(4), "doorframe"(3), "playstation"(5) |
| 32 | RebelRock | "Tony"(6), "memo"(3), "Boomf"(3), "crisp"(3), "boxes"(3), "viagra"(6), "yiddly"(5), "junior"(4), "mmmmmm"(3), "wrists"(3), "scheme"(3), "orouke"(3), "yapping"(3), "haunted"(3), "cinnamon"(5), "dislikes"(3), "imbecile"(3), "Wednesday"(4), "appointed"(3), "connections"(3) |
| 30 | call_555-RATT | "clouds"(7), "micro"(3), "poison"(6), "fleece"(5), "fatter"(5), "freeze"(4), "chilly"(3), "Cactus"(3), "hotdog"(3), "concept"(5), "ripping"(4), "incomes"(4), "f******"(4), "addidas"(3), "Nebraska"(5), "hormones"(5), "Kirkland"(4), "diarrhea"(3), "guacamole"(3), "timberland"(3) |
| 27 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "flew"(3), "dealt"(5), "Churchill"(17), "Latin"(3), "apply"(3), "OFFER"(3), "failure"(8), "busker"(5), "silver"(4), "Iranian"(7), "Tundra"(3), "A.V.T"(3), "annexes"(3), "tearing"(3), "gasoline"(3), "assembled"(4), "Caledonia"(4), "Canadians"(3), "pipsqueaks"(5), "Hemisphere"(4) |
| 27 | bitchbewithyou | "PTSD"(11), "pyros"(5), "beats"(4), "armed"(4), "Blink"(3), "goyim"(3), "desire"(3), "gassing"(6), "brained"(3), "Bahahaha"(5), "Bahahahaha"(11), "freakshow"(4), "sponsored"(3), "repeatedly"(4), "challenged"(4), "RebelRetard"(6), "associates"(3), "schizophrenic"(9), "Bahahahahahahahaha"(8), "Bahahahahahahahahahahaha"(6) |
| 27 | play | "voca"(16), "soda"(6), "firm"(4), "Saul"(3), "rear"(3), "rugs"(3), "bigly"(3), "nicest"(3), "contain"(4), "GOODBYE"(3), "vacation"(5), "sexually"(3), "hypocrite"(5), "stimulant"(3), "bisacodyl"(3), "pinneapple"(3), "intestinal"(3), "unfriended"(3), "stimulating"(3), "over-the-counter"(3) |
| 26 | Sherry | "niks"(10), "auss"(4), "jong"(3), "tray"(3), "avin"(3), "Nylon"(6), "realy"(4), "grave"(3), "camel"(3), "bastid"(4), "yeself"(3), "perkins"(6), "killers"(3), "SCOUSER"(3), "stewarts"(4), "kennypoos"(4), "breakdowns"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhh"(5), "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"(5), "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"(3) |
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 40 | Rebel and RebelRock | "neyhey"(40), "tour"(6), "Auld"(4), "brats"(6), "wolf"(3), "Tele"(3), "pansy"(4), "Sushi"(3), "annual"(4), "bleugh"(4), "salads"(4), "Greasy"(3), "assume"(3), "dinners"(3), "standard"(5), "messaged"(4), "Emaciated"(5), "Eventually"(6), "particular"(4), "depressants"(5) |
| 24 | kid-a and Rebel | "wing"(6), "quiz"(3), "asks"(3), "organ"(5), "brick"(5), "stats"(4), "split"(3), "anger"(3), "buffet"(5), "decades"(4), "seasons"(3), "toastie"(3), "powerful"(6), "percent"(3), "feelings"(6), "gallery"(3), "Ayrshire"(4), "swinging"(4), "generally"(5), "character"(3) |
| 24 | Kenny and Cg | "kid "(24), "was "(11), "harder"(9), "its "(6), "thing "(10), "think "(9), "fun "(3), "right "(7), "women "(7), "lady "(3), "than "(3), "best "(3), "would "(5), "happy "(4), "other "(3), "trolls "(3), "called "(3), "awesome "(6), "southern"(3), "depends "(3) |
| 22 | Kenny and Hayley | "true "(11), "cg "(4), "once "(8), "nice "(7), "seemed"(7), "Rob "(3), "way "(3), "too "(3), "did "(3), "end "(3), "down "(5), "Yeah "(4), "Does "(3), "Kick "(3), "mine "(3), "better "(7), "nasty "(3), "friends "(6), "boring "(3), "Sometimes "(5) |
| 19 | kid-a and Milla | " he"(41), " hey"(28), " No"(16), " oh"(14), " yes"(13), " lmao"(15), " well"(13), " All"(7), " just"(10), " rebel"(12), " How"(6), " me"(3), " like"(8), " are"(4), " aww"(3), " T3"(3), " right"(8), "remind"(4), "dislike"(3) |
| 18 | kid-a and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "cell"(3), "aware"(4), "unwell"(7), "Nobel"(3), "misery"(5), "pitiful"(7), "radical"(6), "lefties"(4), "example"(4), "elections"(7), "ignorance"(6), "democracy"(6), "entirely"(3), "awareness"(4), "increased"(4), "fascinating"(5), "denigrating"(3), "intellectual"(4) |
| 17 | play and Pascai-Montana | "route"(7), "Texas"(6), "dough"(6), "arizona"(10), "Obama"(3), "funded"(4), "spaces"(3), "watches"(6), "shortly"(4), "vehicle"(3), "perverted"(7), "tombstone"(6), "worldwide"(3), "Republican"(6), "Financial"(3), "operations"(3), "medications"(5) |
| 17 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "dash"(8), "regime"(12), "gosh"(5), "~waves"(7), "~sigh~"(3), "fungus"(3), "junkies"(6), "society"(5), "compost"(4), "remarks"(4), "adioafs"(3), "Toronto"(3), "Goodnight"(7), "downtown"(3), "justified"(4), "weaponized"(4), "Shangri-La"(5) |
| 17 | Kenny and Rebel | "fags"(3), "brush"(4), "Ninja"(4), "saves"(4), "carried"(8), "work "(5), "access"(4), "kidneys"(6), "knives"(3), "invented"(9), "Francis"(4), "treated"(4), "impress"(3), "dresses"(3), "candles"(3), "forgetting"(4), "travelling"(3) |
| 15 | Rebel and play | "Vicky"(10), "phase"(4), "texts"(3), "eyeliner"(12), "saggy"(3), "faulty"(5), "Pollard"(7), "speccy"(3), "twiglets"(8), "content"(4), "Munches"(3), "creature"(4), "perfectly"(5), "infatuated"(3), "continuously"(3) |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | call_555-RATT | * call_555-RATT laughs and yawns at RebelRetards midlife crisis projections | |
| 2 | Kenny | * Kenny hides my balls from rebs lol | |
| 3 | Touched_By_Tism | * Touched_By_Tism spits on Jonnie | |
| 4 | the-heartbreak-kid-a | * the-heartbreak-kid-a tunes up the band | |
| 5 | kenosha_kickers | * kenosha_kickers yawns | |
| 6 | JasonKing | * JasonKing pours a small sherry | |
| 7 | bitchbewithyou | * bitchbewithyou flips hair | |
| 8 | `555-RATT | * `555-RATT dances to two hearts by phil collins | |
| 9 | zillion | * zillion sits | |
| 10 | The-Golden-Mongs | * The-Golden-Mongs rams Fat Tim's microwave sized head against Kenny's 3d printed ankles | |
| 11 | Play_Soon_Not_Here | * Play_Soon_Not_Here climbs on roof and points the rifle at play | |
| 12 | play | * play is done with missJackson and Rebel | |
| 13 | kirk | * kirk passes rebel a budwieser open that for me biatch | |
| 14 | Kargo | * Kargo zap is now known as asshole | |
| 15 | Im_Taller_Than_Freak | * Im_Taller_Than_Freak leans down hear freak | |
| 16 | Go | * Go unhooks Phead's bra with the minimum of fuss |
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| 1 | icon | "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
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| 2 | VeniVidiVici | "if 75% are from 6% of the population?" | |
| 3 | dingo | "Gastric: +34%" | |
| 4 | call_555-RATT | "dude can you believe the income tax in California is fucking....13%?" | |
| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "he already has Scotland, as his golf course takes up 50% of the terrain, or thereabouts lol" | |
| 6 | MikeTard2025 | "Ok but about to crash past 2:30am here and only slept about 4 hours last night and still haven' t;t slept yet tonight and the THC high just wore off..tired 100% now" |
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| 7 | YCW | "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
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| 8 | play | "this is me An IQ of 164 is considered exceptionally gifted, placing you in a tiny fraction of the population (less than 0.001%) and indicating extremely advanced cognitive abilities" |
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| 9 | ohOkkk | "Oh. They think being me is so fun and easy... Have some CRACK at at.. and the FAN MAIL 📬 and ALSO the 0% support to maintain your life from anyone else... And also no contact from anyone you know" |
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| 10 | kelly_gtr | "its a tonic wine 15% a bottle all the young people use to drink it where i grew up" | |
| 11 | zap | "Always the 1%" | |
| 12 | Theroomofclowns | "Of course Phead like Trump lied despite video evidence of ICE killing that innocent woman and labelling her the danger. Trump lies 99% of his life." |
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| 13 | Sherry | "his 4% fat camel toe" | |
| 14 | RockLobster | "I'm 90 % sure hate died tho" | |
| 15 | Rebel | "Imagine running to stats to see how long I've been online for. Guess what DLA. I can't be here 12-15 hours a day I go to work during the week to have part of my wages surrendered for HMRC to pay for the likes of you so you can be here 12-15 hours a day" |
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| 16 | Play_Soon_Not_Here | "something like 1% of them got released(and the vast majority of the 1% were redacted) then the government said they need more time to release the rest" |
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| 17 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Trump's also instructing the major credit card companies, to keep their interest rates low (meaning no higher than 10%). " |
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| 18 | Peppermint | "The stats show Rebel spends 12-15 hours a day in chat posting her trashy fat sounding voice" | |
| 19 | Pascai-Montana | "95% of the United States media news channels are incorporated within the Democratic Party" | |
| 20 | LEX123 | "he gets 100% weed" | |
| 21 | KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel | "Something like 100% of root canals are actually infected and causing people other health issues." | |
| 22 | kid-a | "Yg called me autistic then he went and counted his stats lines and told us the exact number. Me and lqq were in stitches" |
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| 23 | kenosha_kickers | "oh my God this is so funny especially in 2026 when there are entire YouTube channels dedicated to displaying how 99.9999999% of cops are just doing their job" |
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| 24 | JasonKing | "100%" | |
| 25 | Hulk_Hogan | "especially with his stats dripping onto your nose," | |
| 26 | giantryan | "I dunno, I need to be 100% when I work" | |
| 27 | Evil-Bill | "He proabably dated 90% of them." |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | call_555-RATT | "You can tell when it isn't beef" | |
| 2 | icon | "He puts his club foot in his club foot out - in out in out he shakes his club foot all about - he does the burger burger then he turns around on his mobility scooter - that’s what it’s all about !!!!!!" |
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| 3 | RebelRock | "I don't eat chips fukitol" | |
| 4 | morning123 | "they were bought by currys" | |
| 5 | play | "dont break the egg yoke until you are eating it" | |
| 6 | Rebel | "Toons diet would be burgers, mountains of chips, greasy foods" | |
| 7 | Pascai-Montana | "BEST BEEF IS IN SPAIN" | |
| 8 | Sherry | "kenny how was yr fish dinner" | |
| 9 | Kenny | "we have a 7 day fish shop " | |
| 10 | Fukitol | "how long do i cook a 1.7kg chicken for?" | |
| 11 | SELINAGUCCII | "beef kofta , served on pilau rice with peas , salad , mint yogurt " | |
| 12 | giantryan | "Chicken, cannellini beans, pinto beans, tomato and kale" | |
| 13 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | "we being who im a reg your not Egg your just a fat cunt with a rat problem" | |
| 14 | it-looks-like-rain | "I once bought green bananas that never ripened" | |
| 15 | ColdTrain | "i mean a big piece of satay chicken on a stick the size of a pencil" | |
| 16 | bitchbewithyou | "RebelRock is so very jealous of meag as this crusty bitch sits consuming MacDonald's and diet coke. Meags kids eats ribeye for dinner. Meags preschool for her daughter alone costs more yearly than smooth brain nets in a year though looool" |
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| 17 | UnemployedAlcoholic | "air fryer fries suck" | |
| 18 | JasonKing | "call-55 what's your beef son?" | |
| 19 | watty1 | "loves his german sausage in the showers lol" | |
| 20 | KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel | "Some blood sausages sliced thinly" | |
| 21 | t3 | "Sorry Spook. I just had a curry. False flag" | |
| 22 | Northy | "and a banana cock he pokes it round corners" | |
| 23 | kid-a | " John kettley. Is a weatherman and so is Michael fish" | |
| 24 | dingo | "UR BREAK AT KFC IS OBER" | |
| 25 | blahbal | "and she fed him dinner" | |
| 26 | BigWillyMan | "tesco baked beans are wank they are nice with tomato puree" | |
| 27 | Touched_By_Tism | "Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, screamo is having balls in his mouth for dinner tonight" | |
| 28 | HoneyBadger | "who pays 80 quid for a burger lmaooo" | |
| 29 | goonster | "best to grind your own beef" | |
| 30 | Antonio-Banderas | "what you having for lunch." |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | "The psychiatrist stopped the rorschach test after Rob said "cock" the tenth time" | |
| 2 | call_555-RATT | ""no pals of their own" as she arranges chat meets with spastics" | |
| 3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "I should create a large sign: "Help me, Trump"" | |
| 4 | bitchbewithyou | "I have like 28 pictures of you that you've sent to your so called "mates" in here where we are just sitting in dm laughing at you bahahahahahhahaha" |
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| 5 | kenosha_kickers | ""this isn't the Minneapolis I know and love" <<< lol" | |
| 6 | Evil-Bill | "I prefer the term "PUSSY" myself." | |
| 7 | play | "plays "your cheating heart"" | |
| 8 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | ""The world breaks everyone, and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills.... It kills the very good, and the very brave, impartially. <--- If you are none of these, it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry." " |
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| 9 | Stuffed_and_Mounted | "Did you know that Kid-A is the biggest purchaser of mattresses in Eastern Europe? He gets the infamous "Bordello Discount."" |
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| 10 | StormVuLT | "RegisteredName there's a "meg" in your ID, is that a coincidence? :D" | |
| 11 | Spooky | "Putin told Trump "I wish I was American, since I was a baby"" | |
| 12 | Inexorable | "Fat Tim, do you still login to KFC chat as "McGill-the-Asset"?" | |
| 13 | Hayley | "He text me and said " I have 1 kid is that a problem? ". I said No, its not a problem if you have a kid, why would it be? " I said " Id only have a problem if you're MARRIED " lmao" |
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| 14 | VeniVidiVici | "and what sort of cunt calls a black and white cat "snowey"?" | |
| 15 | Stiffy_OToole | "Like the Gazans are going to step aside for Mr. Trump and say, "Oh hell, yah, bulldoze us!"" | |
| 16 | Shout | "Now calling him "friend"" | |
| 17 | John_Mayhoff | "Play, the answer is: "keep trying"" | |
| 18 | Bluto | "I never understood why calling someone a "knob" was considered an insult. I'm damn proud of my knob." |
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| 19 | TheRealestTee | "You'd enter and it'll be like "here comes this faggot" " | |
| 20 | spanish-announce-table | "SELINAGUCCII "freak how many guys have u fighted from here?"" | |
| 21 | Play_Soon_Not_Here | "lol was yg not bragging about having ryans fb before he "retired"" | |
| 22 | Ngerulmud | "and no Julie, it says "We Stare because We Care"" | |
| 23 | blahbal | "its like those "psychics"" | |
| 24 | Bjorn | "Imma tell your "olders" you were in a chat begging pussy" | |
| 25 | wiggle_those_wangers | "I'd like to see your girlfreind "slip on nothing"" | |
| 26 | warship | "ASL IS "NOTAJEW"" | |
| 27 | Touched_By_Tism | "toast is for sure "her" limit" | |
| 28 | Sherry | "sings, " do you hear what i hear " woooooooooooooooooooo" | |
| 29 | Sacco_Manguera | "Loosely translated, it's "Get off me, you foul-smelling old meatbag."" | |
| 30 | RegisteredName | ""he's been here on 374 names since" - tgo" |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "Good morning once again, folks, and oafs" | |
| 2 | darkness | "good afternoon folks" | |
| 3 | Happyjulie50 | "Hello anyone here care for a chat " | |
| 4 | kid-a | "Lol hey there" | |
| 5 | Cg | "Hello everybody" | |
| 6 | RebelRock | "Hello" | |
| 7 | Jonnie | "I want to buy my morning tamale" | |
| 8 | JasonKing | "how do you like your eggs in the morning giantryan?" | |
| 9 | Rebel | "Saturday mornings are busy swoofer" | |
| 10 | Northy | "morning" | |
| 11 | stevo | "morning123 stop talking about shit n stuff" | |
| 12 | giantryan | "Didn't get a very good brew in morning that day" | |
| 13 | Kenny | "i did cum this morning so a good ending lol" | |
| 14 | SELINAGUCCII | "salam hello bonjour" | |
| 15 | LQQK87 | "WEIRD HOW PISSCAL WORKS YET SITS IN HERE ALL AFTERNOON EVERY AFTERNOON WITHOUT FAIL" |
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| 16 | watty1 | "the pefect end to a great evening" | |
| 17 | play | "pure like the morning snow" | |
| 18 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Good evening folks and assorted oafs" | |
| 19 | Scapa | "have ya noticed these cooking programs on a saturday morning have the same deadbeats on as guests every fukking week" |
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| 20 | icon | "Hello my loyal flock" | |
| 21 | Evil-Bill | "Not the one that chats here in the evenings." | |
| 22 | dingo | "T5 MORNING" | |
| 23 | Bluto | "Howdy Doody, Mr. Toilet" | |
| 24 | blahbal | "they dont show countdown in the mornings" | |
| 25 | soupkinda | "kid a will come on late evening early night" | |
| 26 | SirDave | "howdy reb :)" | |
| 27 | Sherry | "afternoon" | |
| 28 | Pascai-Montana | "good afternoon my best friend," | |
| 29 | Milla | "Lmao hey Fukitol" | |
| 30 | FIRST | "shit i have to go out in the afternoon" |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "wb Tism, btw, we'll soon also need Ireland, for international security :)" | |
| 2 | icon | "🧐" | |
| 3 | Milla | " :D" | |
| 4 | giantryan | "Ah, I've caught up 😆" | |
| 5 | Fukitol | "🤣" | |
| 6 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "watty1 is an Ersatzist, and he doesn't knowitzst :)" | |
| 7 | watty1 | "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" | |
| 8 | Rebel | "Could go into Edinburgh on Monday see the royal mile ,🙂" | |
| 9 | Hayley | "Doc didnt suggest that 😂" | |
| 10 | Theroomofclowns | "Giantryan look at the denial. So so sad. 😂😂😂" | |
| 11 | SheeEp | "gotta feed the dog, download a episode of gold rush and then chow on the rest of this tasty chicken Dopiaza :D" |
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| 12 | RebelRock | "Me going into a sports shop 😂 fuck off" | |
| 13 | lollipop | "😃" | |
| 14 | l9 | "😍" | |
| 15 | HoneyBadger | "thanks caleb and reb :)" | |
| 16 | kerys_mckXoX | "Anyone from Glasgow 😀?x" | |
| 17 | Squid | "YEA JASON :)" | |
| 18 | m0 | "🤣" | |
| 19 | LeedsGuy | "i saw you got a camera in your window aswell, i hope you good bro :)" | |
| 20 | TheRealestTee | "Watty shit himself from me and still gives it the biggun in chat 😂" | |
| 21 | StormVuLT | "Hi Rebel :)" | |
| 22 | smokey69 | "* playfully flirts with rebel 😎 *" | |
| 23 | Kenny | "it's right kid ;)" | |
| 24 | Epicness | "Kid-A ranting 😂😂" | |
| 25 | x1 | "🤣 🤣 🤣" | |
| 26 | SirDave | "howdy reb :)" | |
| 27 | ohOkkk | "Hey... Don't start none won't be none 😐 y'all out here wanting to BE the ish without even going thru protocol" |
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| 28 | MiIla | ";)" | |
| 29 | LEX123 | ":P" | |
| 30 | Fat_Ray_Rumble-Tum-Tonkers | "🤣" |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | watty1 | "lol" | |
| 2 | giantryan | "Yes" | |
| 3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | ":)" | |
| 4 | dingo | "2PM" | |
| 5 | icon | "🤣" | |
| 6 | Rebel | "Lol" | |
| 7 | kid-a | "tism" | |
| 8 | MikeTard2025 | " " | |
| 9 | Julie | "Cunt" | |
| 10 | Kenny | "lol" | |
| 11 | freak_the_legend | "lmao" | |
| 12 | Sherry | "lol" | |
| 13 | RebelRock | "It" | |
| 14 | Hayley | "Ty " | |
| 15 | Fukitol | "🍻" | |
| 16 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Ok" | |
| 17 | t3 | "Ouch" | |
| 18 | LEX123 | "(y)" | |
| 19 | call_555-RATT | "🤑" | |
| 20 | Milla | "😂" | |
| 21 | JasonKing | "oh" | |
| 22 | VeniVidiVici | "lol" | |
| 23 | Cg | "lol" | |
| 24 | stevo | "yeah" | |
| 25 | Screamo | "Sad" | |
| 26 | RegisteredName | "lol" | |
| 27 | bitchbewithyou | "lol" | |
| 28 | play | "damn" | |
| 29 | Jonnie | "ave" | |
| 30 | HoneyBadger | "lol" |
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | play | <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> play, where in the video does it show the woman trying to run the ICE agent over? |
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| 2 | Kenny | <Machida-Zelvia> Kenny, what was that fancy restaurant you went to once and they wouldn't let you in, saying "WE'RE FULL" |
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| 3 | Rebel | <giantryan> Rebel, I thought you wanted a date for the day? Can't you arrange somet... ...hing for Sunday? Or Monday I can do 2 or 3 days? |
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| 4 | Screamo | <ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse> Screamo, you ok buddy? | |
| 5 | Julie | <Crackhead_Don> Julie, are you out on a day pass from the psychiatric hospital? | |
| 6 | kid-a | <Play_Soon_Not_Here> kid-a, sounds painful, did you have to stick to using 3 lettered words | |
| 7 | Hayley | <Bluto> Hayley, what I would do is take the gun, shoot Rob, and masturbate Tabby with the barrel. |
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| 8 | t3 | <Touched_By_Tism> t3, but it has since been confirmed that yg does indeed use bt | |
| 9 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, enough of your shit, the people demand to know why that penis was in your mouth |
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| 10 | hey | <Evil-Bill> Hey, TnT! | |
| 11 | giantryan | <carl> giantryan: yes mate enjoy | |
| 12 | Jonnie | <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, fuck you buddy | |
| 13 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, i don't think woke people want all out war | |
| 14 | icon | <TerribleLot> icon, still withing for those DD's | |
| 15 | T5T65463H2R | <Touched_By_Tism> T5T65463H2R, did you kiss JasonKing son | |
| 16 | StormVuLT | <Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, voting requires being dumb enough to think either side will do what they say |
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| 17 | kenosha_kickers | <Touched_By_Tism> kenosha_kickers, yeah but that gives those idiots more time to make their videos lol |
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| 18 | JasonKing | <Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, eyes off the bulge son | |
| 19 | dingo | <Machida-Zelvia> dingo, is icon's burger rap still trending on your FB timeline? | |
| 20 | T5T7364764GTR | <Touched_By_Tism> T5T7364764GTR, you will be deported long before then son | |
| 21 | MikeTard2025 | <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, what the fuck is up you backwards trump voting mother fucker |
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| 22 | Fukitol | <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Fukitol, that age verify thing is by discord it takes like 5 seconds lol | |
| 23 | youngm | <VeniVidiVici> youngm, phead is, he will use his tears as lube on you | |
| 24 | watty1 | <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> watty1, you are also fungus | |
| 25 | The-Golden-Mongs | <Epicness> The-Golden-Mongs, only been up an hour and had 17 bongs, got dressed this morning still had on yesterday thongs, fatty Boom Boom eats his dinner with tongs |
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| 26 | stevo | <carl> stevo, are you your own problem | |
| 27 | SirDave | <carl> SirDave: /ignore *!*@* | |
| 28 | Quizbot | <Touched_By_Tism> Quizbot, kennys granda | |
| 29 | qaz | <t3> Qaz, I'd ask "why does watty sound like a girl scout" | |
| 30 | prostate | <dingo> Prostate: +69% |

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