#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics generated from Tuesday 23 Dec 2025 to Monday 29 Dec 2025731 people were active during this 7-day reporting period
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Daily statistics
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#kisschat.co.uk hourly stats
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Long term statistics - three month sections
| 365902 |
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684404 |
636659 |
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644323 |
580663 |
701228 |
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692673 |
(Est. 768379) 751653  |
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1 - 3 2023 |
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Estimated number of lines for current section: 768379 lines
Top week: 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines
Big Numbers
| Touched_By_Tism liked showing off, giving 6 self-descriptions. Example:
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| freak_the was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 32% of lines contained questions. freak_the_legend was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 25%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 37 times... Milla also chatted to themselve 18 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 2339 lines in CAPS. Example:
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| 26 Dec 2025 22:00 - 23:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 33 people active Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| Touched_By_Tism didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 58 letters per line. Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 32 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | watty1 - 1123 | Milla - 570 |
lex123 - 929 | Rebel - 2312 |
| 2 | TheWeeknd - 926 | Millla - 322 |
SELINAGUCCII - 700 | play - 1665 |
| 3 | MrToilet - 922 | Sherry - 298 |
dingo - 650 | dingo - 1475 |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 906 | freak_the_legend - 297 |
hearty - 624 | SELINAGUCCII - 922 |
| 5 | dingo - 882 | Rebel - 211 |
Rebel - 620 | freak_the_legend - 838 |
| 6 | XmasEvil - 750 | Diplomatic_Sack - 203 |
XmasEvil - 559 | kid-a - 824 |
| 7 | Milla - 643 | Northypole - 187 |
Sherry - 528 | watty1 - 787 |
| 8 | t3 - 590 | dingo - 179 |
VibesAlive - 473 | JasonKing - 785 |
| 9 | Hayley - 426 | kid-a - 151 |
kipper - 364 | VibesAlive - 743 |
| 10 | SirDave - 421 | hearty - 140 |
Kenny - 359 | smokey69 - 697 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
3/2025 - 12/2025
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Chat partners
(they really like talking to each other...)
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| 1 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 | Ben | Milla | |
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| 2 | TheWeeknd | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 2 | Clove | Milla | |
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| 3 | Hayley | t3 | 3 | Millla | Rebell | |
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| 4 | t3 | Sons | 4 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
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| 5 | Hayley | SirDave | 5 | Milla | freak_the_legend | |
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| 6 | Milla | dingo | 6 | Ben | freak_the_legend | |
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| 7 | TheWeeknd | watty1 | 7 | Bill-is-PORN | Sherry | |
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| 8 | Milla | t3 | 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Rebel | |
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| 9 | SirDave | TheWeeknd | 9 | hearty | Rebel | |
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| 10 | XmasEvil | watty1 | 10 | Milla | Rebel | |
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| 11 | Diplomatic_Sack | watty1 | 11 | Sons | ToXiCTyPeR | |
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| 12 | TheWeeknd | cunt | 12 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | |
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| 13 | Kenny | watty1 | 13 | Sherry | smokey69 | |
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| 14 | Ben | dingo | 14 | Milla | Rebell | |
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| 15 | Hayley | TheWeeknd | 15 | Diplomatic_Sack | Sherry | |
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| 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | kid-a | 16 | Sherry | dingo | |
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| 17 | Diplomatic_Sack | TheWeeknd | 17 | Evil-Bill | Kenny | |
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| 18 | Milla | greeny | 18 | Diplomatic_Sack | SheeEp | |
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| 19 | Milla | SmashMouths | 19 | Bill-is-PORN | kid-a | |
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| 20 | Frazer | SmashMouths | 20 | Diplomatic_Sack | Northypole | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Rebel | SirDave | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | VibesAlive | lex123 | 2 | Rebel | VibesAlive | |
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| 3 | Rebel | Sherry | 3 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 4 | VibesAlive | hearty | 4 | kid-a | play | |
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| 5 | hearty | lex123 | 5 | Rebel | T5T7467436GTR | |
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| 6 | Rebel | XmasEvil | 6 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
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| 7 | Kenny | lex123 | 7 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 8 | SELINAGUCCII | lex123 | 8 | JasonKing | Rebel | |
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| 9 | Rebel | Sons | 9 | freak_the_legend | Rebel | |
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| 10 | XmasEvil | pickleball | 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | |
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| 11 | XmasEvil | SELINAGUCCII | 11 | Milla | play | |
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| 12 | VibesAlive | SELINAGUCCII | 12 | smokey69 | play | |
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| 13 | cunt | lex123 | 13 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | kid-a | |
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| 14 | XmasEvil | dohpoh | 14 | Rebel | watty1 | |
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| 15 | XmasEvil | lex123 | 15 | Rebel | SELINAGUCCII | |
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| 16 | Rebel | VibesAlive | 16 | PascaI-Montana | play | |
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| 17 | VibesAlive | XmasEvil | 17 | freak_the_legend | play | |
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| 18 | Rebel | play | 18 | T5T7467436GTR | VibesAlive | |
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| 19 | Northypole | Sherry | 19 | Sons | freedom | |
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| 20 | Evil-Bill | Kenny | 20 | Rebel | plascal | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | smokey69 | 7 |
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| 2 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
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| 3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
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| 4 | Touched_By_Tism | 7 |
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| 5 | Jonnie | 7 |
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| 6 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 7 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
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| 8 | dingo | 7 |
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| 9 | play | 7 |
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| 10 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 11 | Ben | 6 |
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| 12 | Hayley | 6 |
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| 13 | Sherry | 6 |
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| 14 | hearty | 6 |
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| 15 | SirDave | 6 |
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| 16 | binman | 6 |
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| 17 | LQQK87 | 6 |
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| 18 | Fukitol | 6 |
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| 19 | SD | 6 |
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| 20 | Evil-Bill | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | kid-a | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | dingo | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | Rebel | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | play | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | smokey69 | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | Jonnie | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | Touched_By_Tism | 7 |
23 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | freak_the_legend | 6 |
24 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | T5T7467436GTR | 6 |
24 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | Fukitol | 6 |
23 Dec - 28 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | watty1 | 6 |
23 Dec - 28 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | Northypole | 5 |
23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | Kenny | 5 |
25 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | JasonKing | 5 |
25 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | VibesAlive | 5 |
23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | LQQK87 | 5 |
25 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | Hayley | 4 |
26 Dec - 29 Dec 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 46.. | 8 |
Touched_By_Tism(58.1), RawMissionFM(57.1), just-keep-it-simple(54.... |
| 44..45 | 5 |
CheersToYou(45.4), PascaI-Montana(45.1), bitchbewithyou(44.8), t3(... |
| 42..43 | 1 |
Pascal-Montana(43.3) |
| 40..41 | 4 |
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(41.1), Robert-de-Niro(41.1), Rebel(41.0), lamebitc... |
| 38..39 | 8 |
atmospheric-river(39.8), Danielle(39.8), T5T3737637GT3(39.8), seaso... |
| 36..37 | 4 |
freedom(37.5), tidingsofcomfortandjoy(37.2), freak_the(36.9), Mara-Al... |
| 34..35 | 6 |
DiavoIoScuro(35.9), SheeEp(35.4), Evil-Bill(34.9), EBR(34.7), scissor(3... |
| 32..33 | 9 |
ToXiCTyPeR(33.4), sgdgsgsgzvzdgsgzvzvvsgzvz(33.2), Ben(32.7), M... |
| 30..31 | 11 |
Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds(31.7), pickleball(31.7), Basque_In_Nevada(3... |
| 28..29 | 7 |
Diplomatic_Sack(29.5), JasonKing(29.2), cunt(28.7), kid-a(28.7), deca... |
| 26..27 | 6 |
Happyjulie50(27.3), StormVuLT(27.2), VibesAlive(26.7), Kenny(26.5), ... |
| 24..25 | 11 |
SD(26.0), Cg(25.9), Spooky(25.5), Inferno(25.1), MrToilet(25.1), Malen... |
| 22..23 | 8 |
plascal(23.9), watty1(23.8), Frazer(23.5), greeny(22.7), GhostofChrist... |
| 20..21 | 7 |
smokey69(22.0), TheWeeknd(21.9), giantryan(21.5), Hayley(20.9), lex... |
| ..19 | 5 |
SmashMouths(18.7), dingo(18.0), leftyscock(16.9), Poker(16.7), heart... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
People in #kisschat.co.uk seem to like these words...
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 3443 | "that" | JasonKing | 29 Dec 23:58 |
| 2130 | "your" | kid-a | 29 Dec 23:55 |
| 1898 | "with" | Touched_By_Tism | 29 Dec 23:00 |
| 1885 | "have" | JasonKing | 29 Dec 23:38 |
| 1874 | "like" | Touched_By_Tism | 29 Dec 23:50 |
| 1644 | "THEY" | Peyton | 29 Dec 22:58 |
| 1485 | "here" | JasonKing | 29 Dec 23:53 |
| 1443 | "what" | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 29 Dec 23:04 |
| 1307 | "JUST" | kid-a | 29 Dec 23:49 |
| 1092 | "know" | JasonKing | 29 Dec 23:39 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1383 | "Rebel" | play | 29 Dec 23:36 |
| 842 | "play" | JasonKing | 29 Dec 23:38 |
| 570 | "Milla" | Rebel | 29 Dec 21:20 |
| 524 | "Kenny" | SirDave | 29 Dec 20:47 |
| 423 | "cunt" | dingo | 29 Dec 22:23 |
Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 92 | Rebel | "papa"(5), "dummy"(7), "phaedo"(9), "demon"(5), "alkies"(4), "amazes"(4), "jumper"(4), "plooky"(3), "legged"(3), "scruffs"(3), "translate"(9), "bogging"(3), "screams"(3), "ketchup"(3), "dropping"(4), "pastries"(3), "residence"(3), "frustrated"(3), "motivational"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fVy7C8v"(3) |
| 56 | dingo | "BONGA"(9), "bondi"(6), " Ur"(3), "ROOT"(3), "TEEL"(3), "FUKED"(4), "DANNY"(4), "HAMER"(3), "RIDES"(3), "ALEKOOM"(7), "printed"(4), "SISSTER"(3), "anxiety"(3), "pipeline"(4), "Vladimir"(3), "war.More"(3), "pedophiles"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOL"(5), "anymore.More"(3), "collapse.They"(3) |
| 53 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "bail"(3), "~waves"(7), "mutts"(3), "driven"(4), "Carney"(3), "abject"(3), "buffoon"(3), "marbles"(3), "adioafs"(3), "mistress"(5), "repayment"(7), "Emirates"(3), "stressed"(3), "rational"(3), "relativism"(8), "evidently"(3), "invisible"(3), "Seychelles"(3), "undermines"(3), "bro-in-law"(3) |
| 46 | PascaI-Montana | "Utah"(4), "mustafa"(13), "Manor"(3), "farty"(3), "Dakota"(5), "Durham"(3), "bristol"(3), "Wyoming"(3), "unaware"(3), "Antonio"(3), "truthful"(4), "Irishman"(4), "virtually"(7), "curiosity"(6), "corrupted"(4), "Fernandez"(3), "Pinocchio"(3), "refineries"(3), "WhoDatDer "(3), "participants"(4) |
| 45 | Milla | "not "(11), " old"(9), " Rip"(6), " Sav"(4), " Bye"(4), "behalf"(6), " Clove"(7), "from "(4), "stalker"(7), " Usum"(3), " kid-a"(5), " Sadly"(3), "Tabicha"(3), " greeny"(3), " Malenkov"(3), "paragraphs"(3), "FACELESS "(3), " XmasEVIL"(3), " Pickleball"(5), " SmashMouths"(3) |
| 40 | kid-a | " Good"(10), " was"(6), " Oi"(3), " did"(3), "feliz"(3), " nah"(3), " mick"(6), " Nice"(5), "Splash"(4), "prizes"(4), "infant"(4), " never"(6), "dadada"(3), " Norris"(8), " great"(3), "navidad"(3), "behavior"(5), "sausages"(3), "submarine"(3), "epistemology"(3) |
| 39 | SELINAGUCCII | "shld"(29), "pple"(31), "fllw"(4), "buiz"(3), "anthr"(6), "espec"(6), "fryer"(5), "geese"(5), "login"(4), "pastry"(6), "Walnut"(4), "admire"(3), "recite"(3), "gravity"(3), "bonjour"(3), "bermuda"(3), "partial"(3), "neigbors"(3), "recession"(4), "relatives"(3) |
| 35 | play | "Reno"(14), "theyre"(15), "PICCY"(9), "mail"(4), "DOPE"(3), "fours"(4), "rates"(4), "onset"(3), "vegan"(3), "cakes"(3), "Rebbie"(3), "Sierra"(3), "sussed"(3), "Kennedy"(4), "Pollard"(3), "Pocanos"(3), "ringing"(3), "credible"(3), "production"(3), "trash-white"(3) |
| 25 | watty1 | "didint"(7), "chief"(3), "apist"(3), "fcking"(4), "admits"(4), "nabbed"(3), "cunted"(3), "pisspot"(5), "kenny "(3), "battles"(3), "Berwick"(3), "quailty"(3), "steagzz"(3), "cesspit"(3), "throught"(3), "spinless"(3), "skidneys"(3), "hahahahhahaa"(5), "Hahahahahahaha"(5), "hahahahahhahaa"(4) |
| 24 | Sons | "Oooh"(8), "thoe"(5), "tent"(4), "Duno"(4), "witg"(4), "kings"(5), "balld"(5), "rekon"(3), "drone"(3), "scalp"(3), "escuse"(4), "fammily"(7), "Attoms"(4), "rember"(4), "Wether"(3), "Currys"(3), "allways"(4), "every1"(3), "spirrit"(3), "strenth"(3) |
These pairs have a language all to themselves
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 33 | Milla and kid-a | " he"(31), " No"(19), " hey"(22), " lmao"(30), " yeah"(29), " Why"(14), " what"(16), " My"(9), " but"(11), " So"(6), " she"(8), " As"(4), " can"(7), " don"(6), " ok"(3), " well"(9), " Like"(9), " Try"(4), " Let"(3), " Selina"(3) |
| 30 | Rebel and play | "Percy"(20), "wage"(13), "waxed"(7), "strangers"(18), "meow"(3), "LACKS"(5), "Your*"(3), "pills"(3), "morons"(5), "talent"(3), "refuse"(3), "Unique"(3), "annual"(3), "mocking"(5), "Thermal"(3), "detroit"(3), "obituary"(5), "illegals"(5), "insecure"(4), "shitmobile"(3) |
| 27 | Rebel and VibesAlive | "phones"(11), "oval"(3), "Urgh"(3), "grim"(3), "incel"(6), "wreck"(6), "yacht"(5), "bounce"(4), "choking"(5), "muddled"(4), "barbers"(3), "Prossie"(3), "freshly"(3), "drawings"(5), "hairline"(5), "evaluate"(4), "infection"(4), "Whichever"(3), "runescape"(3), "playstation"(5) |
| 27 | dingo and watty1 | "SELI"(12), "loooool"(95), "NOSED"(9), "LOOOOOOOOL"(14), "Loooooool"(8), "convince"(3), "LOLOLOLOL"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20), "looooooooool"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(14), "looooooooooool"(4), "loooooooooooooool"(13), "looooooooooooooool"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), ... |
| 25 | Rebel and SELINAGUCCII | "Joshua"(14), "pray"(8), "unit"(4), "loaf"(4), "rely"(4), "flirting"(15), "nurse"(4), "swords"(5), "forces"(4), "safety"(4), "monkeys"(7), "midnight"(9), "uncles"(3), "burning"(5), "ability"(4), "sympathy"(7), "outdoor"(3), "gardens"(3), "elephant"(4), "spinning"(3) |
| 20 | play and PascaI-Montana | "Donald"(25), "gasoline"(29), "dementia"(17), "somalians"(22), "ancestry"(16), "tampon"(10), "Minnesota"(19), "Walz"(3), "orgasm"(7), "leprechaun"(19), "border"(5), "Phoenix"(8), "vehicles"(10), "hybrid"(4), "suburbs"(3), "forgave"(3), "turbines"(4), "sunlight"(3), "grandmother"(4), "CONSTIPATED"(4) |
| 19 | Rebel and kid-a | "pals"(11), "saffy"(10), "girvan"(11), "Sigh"(3), "dense"(5), "Basket"(8), "crash"(4), "sheer"(3), "circus"(6), "Fenian"(3), "solely"(3), "boredom"(4), "blondes"(3), "debates"(3), "wherever"(5), "horrific"(4), "spectrum"(3), "recovered"(4), "experienced"(3) |
| 19 | Rebel and dingo | "CAMS"(12), "CAGE"(6), "KENT"(5), "carpet"(10), "plane"(5), "Tragic"(7), "fence"(4), "stains"(3), "Austria"(4), "Expelled"(5), "function"(4), "mistakes"(3), "TRANNIES"(3), "VICTORIA"(3), "emotions"(3), "STUDYING"(3), "LANGUAGES"(5), "counsellor"(3), "responsible"(5) |
| 18 | Rebel and watty1 | "dossers"(17), "twit"(5), "melt"(5), "piggy"(8), "kerb"(3), "towel"(4), "groom"(3), "smirks"(5), "soaked"(4), "trampy"(3), "belongs"(5), "confuse"(4), "gormless"(6), "cabbage"(3), "druggies"(5), "drinkers"(3), "mouthing"(3), "girlfriends"(4) |
| 15 | play and SELINAGUCCII | "tesla"(15), "search"(8), "cornflakes"(23), "Greasy"(6), "dessert"(8), "waxing"(3), "forest"(3), "BIKINI"(3), "denmark"(4), "defined"(3), "fillers"(3), "desserts"(4), "represent"(3), "controlled"(4), "corruption"(3) |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | lex123 |  391 |
"hb" |
| 2 | dingo | 334 |
"T5" |
| 3 | watty1 | 246 |
"same" |
| 4 | Milla | 232 |
"ff's" |
| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 218 |
"lol" |
| 6 | freak_the_legend | 186 |
"haha" |
| 7 | Rebel | 163 |
"Wb" |
| 8 | SELINAGUCCII | 115 |
"ok" |
| 9 | hearty | 114 |
"date" |
| 10 | TheWeeknd | 107 |
"lol" |
| 11 | XmasEvil | 103 |
"Lol." |
| 12 | smokey69 | 81 |
"Lol" |
| 13 | VibesAlive | 77 |
"Yeah" |
| 14 | Sons | 74 |
"Cyer" |
| 15 | kipper | 71 |
"or" |
| 16 | kid-a | 67 |
"Lol" |
| 17 | Hayley | 61 |
"Who?" |
| 18 | Sherry | 52 |
"lol" |
| 19 | EBR | 50 |
"Yup." |
| 20 | SheeEp | 45 |
"lmao" |
| 21 | JasonKing | 45 |
"bbl" |
| 22 | t3 | 44 |
"Nice" |
| 23 | MrToilet | 40 |
"🤶" |
| 24 | SirDave | 39 |
"zzzz" |
| 25 | Evil-Bill | 39 |
"lol" |
| 26 | SmashMouths | 38 |
"lol" |
| 27 | Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds | 35 |
"🤌" |
| 28 | Diplomatic_Sack | 33 |
"lmao" |
| 29 | freak_the | 32 |
"lmao" |
| 30 | ToXiCTyPeR | 30 |
"lol" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 71 |
<VibesAlive> Rebel: find your passion honey |
| 2 | dingo | 43 |
<VibesAlive> dingo: T5T46463384GTRR: why cant we just grab each others dicks |
| 3 | bill | 30 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Bill, your problem, is that, you laugh, at really dumb remarks, made by some in here |
| 4 | play | 25 |
<Snatch_Victory> Play, you sound resentful over having to take the bus. |
| 5 | T5T7467436GTR | 23 |
<VibesAlive> T5T7467436GTR: Demi-Nicole, of Fochabers, near Elgin, Scotland |
| 6 | lex123 | 19 |
<VibesAlive> lex123: are you on the funny fags again mate |
| 7 | T5T3737637GT3 | 18 |
<VibesAlive> T5T3737637GT3: She's hot man |
| 8 | kid-a | 18 |
<VibesAlive> kid-a: you'll like this https://stream.rekt.network/rekt.mp3 |
| 9 | hearty | 17 |
<VibesAlive> hearty: Hi hearty love you |
| 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 16 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, context, lend and lease |
| 11 | Inferno | 14 |
<VibesAlive> Inferno: wind yourself down |
| 12 | XmasEvil | 13 |
<VibesAlive> XmasEVIL: she'll cripple me^ |
| 13 | Danielle | 11 |
<VibesAlive> Danielle: I thought you had 2/3 |
| 14 | Milla | 9 |
<BedfordFalls> milla, do you reckon you could use watty's conehead as a butt plug? |
| 15 | smokey69 | 8 |
<Touched_By_Tism> smokey69, what's my ip? |
| 16 | SD | 8 |
<Hayley> SD, fuck sake... you had to tell everyone my fetish lol |
| 17 | OriginalDonDada | 8 |
<VibesAlive> OriginalDonDada: yeah it was |
| 18 | hi | 8 |
<EviI-Bill> hi, Jason |
| 19 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
<Milla> Evil-Bill, icoulld care les what t5t has to say |
| 20 | JasonKing | 5 |
<VibesAlive> JasonKing: would you come |
| 21 | t3 | 4 |
<Touched_By_Tism> t3, i reported him to the server owners |
| 22 | SELINAGUCCII | 4 |
<VibesAlive> SELINAGUCCII: As-salamu alaykum |
| 23 | Hayley | 4 |
<SD> Hayley :) |
| 24 | Happyjulie50 | 4 |
<VibesAlive> HAPPYJULIE50: Yes I saw AJ earlier under alias BonnieBlueBangBusHas... ...APunctureAndMAJORSuspensionIssues |
| 25 | DiavoIoScuro | 4 |
<VibesAlive> DiavoIoScuro: do one bozo |
| 26 | Why | 3 |
<SELINAGUCCII> why , becoz i have ignored the islamophobia bitches |
| 27 | watty1 | 3 |
<VibesAlive> watty1: ya bradford inbred |
| 28 | Touched_By_Tism | 3 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Touched_by_Tism: the Department of Justice is now claiming that the letter signed by "J. Epstein" (the one you posted yesterday , I believe), is "fake" |
| 29 | Sherry | 3 |
<The_Old_Wazoo> Sherry, show Bill some affection by moving your bowels on his sneakers |
| 30 | Pascal-Montana | 3 |
<VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: That's good advice |
Top 2 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | hi | 2 |
<BALDforTheHolidays> Hi! |
| 2 | dingo | 1 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Touched_By_Tism | 6 |
* Touched_By_Tism waits for mr tisms next deflection |
| 2 | play | 3 |
* play WAVES DOLLARS BILLS AT REBEL |
| 3 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 3 |
* bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse claps and irons money |
| 4 | kid-a | 2 |
* kid-a soaks up the festive envy |
| 5 | JasonKing | 2 |
* JasonKing pours a small sherry |
| 6 | bitchbewithyou | 2 |
* bitchbewithyou yawns at RebelRetard |
| 7 | zap | 1 |
* zap winks |
| 8 | white-trash-meatloaf | 1 |
* white-trash-meatloaf prepares boozy belinis for the chat |
| 9 | VibesAlive | 1 |
* VibesAlive DeFlEcTiON |
| 10 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | 1 |
* tidingsofcomfortandjoy37 fans out the skrills |
| 11 | hot-choir-girls | 1 |
* hot-choir-girls scratches Rebels' balls for her |
| 12 | GhostofChristmasPast | 1 |
* GhostofChristmasPast sits back and commands armies to fight dossers |
| 13 | BedfordFalls | 1 |
* BedfordFalls goes to get a link to check |
| 14 | abigbrownlog | 1 |
* abigbrownlog pictures Millla crawling about on all 6x |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Touched_By_Tism | 44 |
"mr tism...how does that change that 6% of the population are muslim?" |
| 2 | RawMissionFM | 22 |
"Luton for example was 14% Muslim in 2001, 24% in 2021, and 32% in 2021" |
| 3 | kipper | 5 |
"but thats likely less than 1% of the tax on their wealth of bns" |
| 4 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 5 |
"5% match for my tsp?" |
| 5 | bitchbewithyou | 5 |
"I feel sorry for rebel too, you can tell she has no one. She was in here all day on christmas too according to the stats" |
| 6 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 3 |
"90% is still very good, isn't it?" |
| 7 | icon-come-back | 3 |
"4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟" |
| 8 | CheersToYou | 3 |
"Yes I just looked at the stats. Guess who was in here all Christmas day?" |
| 9 | XmasEvil | 2 |
"9% do not" |
| 10 | VibesAlive | 2 |
"dingo: if you did the stats, likely depend on the time of the month" |
| 11 | play | 2 |
"GM Factory Zero (Detroit): Reduced to one shift, cutting output by 50% and causing layoffs, impacting Hummer EV, Silverado EV, Sierra EV, and Escalade IQ production." |
| 12 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | 2 |
"That kid is inbred looking 100%" |
| 13 | freedom | 2 |
"Lorri Sons is 100% better than Lrefty" |
| 14 | fod | 2 |
"4% body fat" |
| 15 | dingo | 2 |
"95% OF TEMU STUFF I GOT IS GREAT" |
| 16 | You-Cant-Win | 1 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 17 | white-trash-meatloaf | 1 |
"Play reminds me of Larry david 100%" |
| 18 | Tribute76 | 1 |
"Funny how that red BMW M5 appears in 90% of icons pics" |
| 19 | Tonker-bonkers | 1 |
"The stats > she’s been logged in 7 days a week for 12 years" |
| 20 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | 1 |
"Nah mate that's 100% humans and the military and it's the aether" |
| 21 | The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag | 1 |
"Anyway, I have to skate. One of my grandchildren will be here in five minutes and she is smarter at age 16 months than 90% of you losers." |
| 22 | TANK_MURDOC | 1 |
"90% of chatters are a drain on UK taxpayers" |
| 23 | Tank_Mad-Murdoch | 1 |
"4% body fat" |
| 24 | t3 | 1 |
""I was about to hammertime Hayleykins then I saw 40% vol written on the side"" |
| 25 | StormVuLT | 1 |
"sounds? the stats say it IS terrible" |
| 26 | Sons | 1 |
"Even if i win il giva yea 20%" |
| 27 | SirDave | 1 |
"t3 ok its t%thats is a smelly ass muslem" |
| 28 | SirD | 1 |
"is it true T%is a muslem????" |
| 29 | Sir_Daedalus | 1 |
"Lorri aka Murda Mum is 100% triggered 😂" |
| 30 | Sherry_Downy-Cabbage | 1 |
"The look you get when you’re 4% body fat" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 37 |
"You want my parents to eat sandwiches on new years day for their dinner?" |
| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 23 |
"btw what did u make with the salmon fish" |
| 3 | play | 14 |
"I keep trying to make beans on toast and keep fucking it up" |
| 4 | T5T7467436GTR | 12 |
"KENNY WILL BATTER LIKE FREAK DOES WITH EGGS FLOUR AND A ROLLING PIN" |
| 5 | Inferno | 12 |
"well not kfc on the way home" |
| 6 | Sherry | 11 |
"fatcon were all the retard nephews round at janets for there xmas dinner" |
| 7 | SheeEp | 11 |
"they just get egged on :D" |
| 8 | kid-a | 10 |
" rebel. Turkey curry for Alexander?" |
| 9 | kipper | 8 |
"whilst everyone else pays top dollar for a carton of eggs!" |
| 10 | PascaI-Montana | 7 |
"isn't it weird how Jesus can turn one fish into thousands those magical mysteries of miracles" |
| 11 | CheersToYou | 7 |
"After he dines on her used roast beef" |
| 12 | Poker | 6 |
"Loves the belly fat on pork" |
| 13 | Diplomatic_Sack | 6 |
"take the black eye n cook the dinner bitch !" |
| 14 | Boxing-Day-Biffa-Bacon | 6 |
"im happy watching robot chicken me" |
| 15 | white-trash-meatloaf | 5 |
"1 lb ground beef 1 lb basque chorizo, green chilles, southwest style stewed tomatoes, red onions , Parmesan, an egg, a green pepper if you want...top with el pato (the green one)" |
| 16 | Touched_By_Tism | 5 |
"lol i stopped reading him awhile ago, around the time he claimed multiple women are wanting him to come have christmas dinner and wanting to buy him gifts" |
| 17 | sgdgsgsgzvzdgsgzvzvvsgzvz | 5 |
"He has carers put there back out carrying his breakfast" |
| 18 | NakedSanta | 5 |
"gonna have xmas dinnerin eve" |
| 19 | MrToilet | 5 |
"its mostly chocolates" |
| 20 | JasonKing | 5 |
" it's charlie and the chocolate flavour factory now" |
| 21 | giantryan | 5 |
"I got pistachio cream chocolate cookies, they're good" |
| 22 | Fukitol | 5 |
"it's 1.30 am and i still need to make dinner" |
| 23 | plascal | 4 |
"Rebel toasting beans" |
| 24 | Kenny | 4 |
"no i had what have i eaten today chocolate and banana " |
| 25 | hearty | 4 |
"coops hows the fishing" |
| 26 | Grap | 4 |
"i thought they stopped making robot chicken" |
| 27 | freedom | 4 |
"the sponge and the cream and all the beautiful cherries within it. And the chocolate flavouring is absolutely beautiful" |
| 28 | freak_the_legend | 4 |
"cuya u know play thought he had spilled gravy from his christmas dinner into his lap?........................ ..........................but it wasn't gravy it was alal seepage from a proud boy" |
| 29 | FALLEN_MARS_DDOS | 4 |
"Brag some more spook go on I need a wiff of aged roast beef breath and temu Benjamin button syndrome" |
| 30 | dingo | 4 |
"NADE A BURGER" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | XmasEvil | 47 |
"Or Astro's "Rorgeeeeeee"" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 46 |
""I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company." " |
| 3 | t3 | 32 |
"Getting shot while being called a "jergoff" in casino is a shitty way to go" |
| 4 | Evil-Bill | 24 |
"That snake was like "Uh uh motherfucker, you're not getting away from me"" |
| 5 | Touched_By_Tism | 19 |
"no it's him telling one of his buddies that trump shares their love of "young ladies"" |
| 6 | ToXiCTyPeR | 16 |
"Selina, have you ever watched "The entity" ?" |
| 7 | EBR | 14 |
""I don't know, I just don't like him"" |
| 8 | CheersToYou | 12 |
"Spooky go ahead and post a news article about meag being hemmed up for "welfare fraud " and while your at it post the screen shots of Tina dumping you to go back will evil.bll" |
| 9 | lex123 | 9 |
"my mate said "how you let her beat ya in arm wrestle?" i said " you have a go then lad" .......he didnt cause i beat most guys in arm wrestles lol" |
| 10 | Bill-is-PORN | 9 |
"I still use "Toxic typer" in her honor, Sherry." |
| 11 | Rebel | 7 |
"My last words would be "is that it"?" |
| 12 | play | 7 |
"I have a nice car and huge payments "oh he must be doing well"" |
| 13 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 7 |
"Yes they buy cars for how they look or how it makes them "feel" even" |
| 14 | Cuyahosebag | 6 |
"I still use the tried and trusted Monty Python line delivered with a fake French accent: "I fart in your general direction."" |
| 15 | bitchbewithyou | 6 |
"Under the guise of "morality"" |
| 16 | StormVuLT | 5 |
"I should read "Kisschat Roast for Dummies"" |
| 17 | VibesAlive | 4 |
""isabella#2"" |
| 18 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | 4 |
"No such thing as "anti gravity"" |
| 19 | Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx | 4 |
"Rebel, "Dombas" is the region of Ukraine. "Dumbass" refers to Rob." |
| 20 | DiavoloScuro | 4 |
"I like the name "Hassan"." |
| 21 | white-trash-meatloaf | 3 |
""how do I make soup"" |
| 22 | The_Old_Wazoo | 3 |
"Now we know what the "profound crisis" is: uncritical love of Donald Trump" |
| 23 | The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag | 3 |
"Play, you perverted geezer, "getting intimate" doesn't mean peeping through the blinds of a woman's bedroom." |
| 24 | Snatch_Victory | 3 |
"Also, when you use the $, you don't they spell out "dollars." Uneducated oaf." |
| 25 | Milla | 3 |
""id kill your cat"?" |
| 26 | Mara-Al-Lutha | 3 |
""how to successfully lie to chatters in 10 easy lessons"" |
| 27 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | 3 |
"Lorri is probably just like "god didn't teach him how to dispose of a body properly"" |
| 28 | Firefly | 3 |
"tgo said zos was "sexy"" |
| 29 | DiavoIoScuro | 3 |
"it's "an incel"" |
| 30 | CountDrunkula | 3 |
"Add "bad translator" to Pascal's resume." |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Happyjulie50 | 56 |
"hello" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 29 |
"Good afternoon folks and assorted oafs" |
| 3 | Rebel | 26 |
"When I was 14 I told one of my sisters to tell the parents I was staying over at my pals house. Yea she didn't tell them and parents came to my pals parents door at 2 in the morning" |
| 4 | Cg | 17 |
"hello Sd" |
| 5 | binman | 14 |
"afternoon bill" |
| 6 | kid-a | 13 |
" hello. I've come to laugh at chatters being all aggressive even on Christmas Day" |
| 7 | XmasEvil | 11 |
"Hello, Julie with the tits out :)" |
| 8 | PascaI-Montana | 10 |
"the morning makes it mystery the evening makes it history." |
| 9 | Milla | 9 |
" lol hey Jas" |
| 10 | Jonnie | 8 |
"hello" |
| 11 | JasonKing | 8 |
"T5T your behaviour this evening has been abhorrent" |
| 12 | ACountryChristmas | 7 |
"Hello Cuya if thats You Merry Christmas Or Happy Hanaka" |
| 13 | SELINAGUCCII | 6 |
"do u ever say hello to me?" |
| 14 | Northypole | 6 |
"seems hey are just hunting men who had sex with young women but not illegal women" |
| 15 | NorrisTheIRAsupporter | 6 |
"Well hello there pascal" |
| 16 | Evil-Bill | 6 |
"Hello, Vampy!" |
| 17 | VibesAlive | 5 |
"I got a text from a client this morning" |
| 18 | lex123 | 5 |
"i had coffe this morning with tia maria lol" |
| 19 | Inferno | 5 |
"and i said hello smiled hugged" |
| 20 | freak_the_legend | 5 |
"don't 'good morning' me sherry u have been slagging me off behind my back for months" |
| 21 | ToXiCTyPeR | 4 |
"The dickhead actually believed his slut wife when she told him "Oh no, dear, I haven't slept with any man. I just woke up pregnant one morning. It's a miracle!"" |
| 22 | play | 4 |
"bitch how goes it this fine morning?" |
| 23 | Northy | 4 |
"you were nearrly crying this afternoon" |
| 24 | Dr | 4 |
"freak_the_bellend good morning" |
| 25 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 4 |
"Hello cunts" |
| 26 | Bill-is-PORN | 4 |
"How are you this fine, miserable morning?" |
| 27 | SheeEp | 3 |
"hello" |
| 28 | SEAL_OF_GOD | 3 |
"Hello play brother welcome back" |
| 29 | Rebell | 3 |
"Lol hey did you know I speak cant now" |
| 30 | MrToilet | 3 |
"no because i went out in the morning with most of my hair" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 272 |
"ask Hayley, she'll verify :)" |
| 2 | Milla | 224 |
" you seems having obsessing with me Spender ( oldie woman ) :D" |
| 3 | kipper | 180 |
"same sad wanker cloning :D" |
| 4 | watty1 | 91 |
"🙂" |
| 5 | SheeEp | 72 |
"lol kid-a on another rebel check :D" |
| 6 | Hayley | 37 |
"Don't say that, fukitol, you'll start people off 🤣" |
| 7 | Rebel | 32 |
"It'll help me with punctuation at least 🤗" |
| 8 | SirDave | 30 |
"aww your such a charmer smokey69 :)" |
| 9 | Millla | 27 |
"😂" |
| 10 | VibesAlive | 25 |
"Can I click ;)" |
| 11 | Fukitol | 18 |
"🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 12 | DiavoIoScuro | 18 |
"Fingers <------------------- no one's jealous of a pig coward, sorry :)" |
| 13 | StormVuLT | 17 |
"Hi Sav, Merry Christmas :)" |
| 14 | Mi|||a | 13 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 15 | Tribute76 | 12 |
"He carried the hotel sign up the road 🤣" |
| 16 | smokey69 | 12 |
"🤣" |
| 17 | SD | 9 |
"lol new chat name eh? Dump_box_danni :)" |
| 18 | XmasEvil | 8 |
"Yeah, Benji. Put Hayley on top. ;)" |
| 19 | Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds | 8 |
"😎" |
| 20 | RebeI | 8 |
"Right I'm off back to work in the morning 😞" |
| 21 | TheDevilWearsPradaAndHijab | 7 |
"😂😂😂😂😂😂" |
| 22 | RawMissionFM | 7 |
"LOL looking at that Stats page and that dense chat addict TGO has made a right dumb comment 🤣" |
| 23 | NakedSanta | 7 |
"SELINAGUCCII i seen ur pic do u wear a burkha 🤭" |
| 24 | lex123 | 7 |
"i am ;)" |
| 25 | foden | 7 |
"🤣" |
| 26 | Danielle | 7 |
"Yea VibesAlive :)" |
| 27 | Silver | 6 |
"OK SONSSSSSSSSSS MOST WELCOME :)" |
| 28 | Rumble-Tum-Tonkers | 6 |
"🤣" |
| 29 | Phead_in_Crisis_XoX | 6 |
"boating -- is one of the best Xmas Eve activities :)" |
| 30 | kid-a | 6 |
"now other kid-a, don't over-generalize :)" |
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