#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Thursday 8 Jan 2026 to Wednesday 14 Jan 2026
532 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily activity

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Channel load by hours

5.7% 4.5% 5.5% 6.0% 2.9% 0.7% 1.1% 1.7% 1.6% 1.7% 2.2% 3.0% 4.0% 2.9% 3.1% 3.7% 4.0% 3.7% 5.0% 6.1% 6.5% 7.5% 8.7% 7.9%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
765817
(Est.
523800)
81478

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
1 - 3
2026
Line total: 8839970
Estimated number of lines for current section: 523800 lines

3/2025 was a good month for #kisschat.co.uk - 290775 lines spoken



Big Numbers

call_555-RATT liked showing off, giving 10 self-descriptions.
Sample:
 13 Jan 2:13 * call_555-RATT yawns
JasonKing was uncertain about many things - 23% of lines contained a question.

freak_the_legend was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 20%.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 27 times...

dingo also chatted to themselve 13 times.

dingo DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 1215 lines in CAPS!
Sample:
 9 Jan 22:58 <dingo> LONGER PLZ REBEL
14 Jan 2026 22:00 - 23:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 24 people active
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 LQQK87, RebelRock, kid-a, Cuyahosebag, Fukitol, SirDave, Sir_Daves_Mum, bitchbewithyou, JasonKing, Chaz, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, LivStreet, carl, Mike_Lennord_2026, Steagzzz, Noumea, Northy, Jonniew, MikeTard2025, lmly_hb, Play_Soon_Not_Here, dingo, T5T65463H2R, play
michelle_rko didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 58 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

The ones with the most names (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T65463H2R7 Nicks T5T65463H2R(52%), T5T55454H2R(20%), T5T28373H2R(13%), T5T273636H2R(6.1%), T5T7346746H2R(4.1%), T5T54675H2R(3.8%), T5T5746H2R(0.3%)
dingo5 Nicks dingo(92%), dingo33(3.7%), dingo98(2.9%), dingo27(0.9%), dingo10(0.1%)
Jonnie4 Nicks Jonnie(93%), Jonnie6(5.0%), JONNIE34(1.7%), Jonnie3(0.3%)
kid-a3 Nicks kid-a(97%), kid_a(2.1%), kid-a59(0.1%)
JasonKing3 Nicks JasonKing(97%), JasonKing61(2.2%), JasonKing92(0.4%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1giantryan - 968
dingo - 496
icon - 1030
Kenny - 1336
2Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 605
kid-a - 391
Kenny - 958
play - 1186
3t3 - 561
blahbal - 386
morning123 - 897
Rebel - 1087
4Hayley - 493
Sherry - 328
Sherry - 597
RebelRock - 980
5dingo - 453
prostate - 311
stevo - 449
giantryan - 748
6watty1 - 416
MikeTard2025 - 291
kid-a - 397
kid-a - 710
7kid-a - 402
Julie - 238
Rebel - 394
dingo - 567
8Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo - 361
VeniVidiVici - 227
darkness - 291
Pascai-Montana - 550
9justwokeup - 287
FIRST - 175
giantryan - 244
call_555-RATT - 546
10Fukitol - 269
Kenny - 123
Evil-Bill - 235
bitchbewithyou - 539

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

4/2025 - 1/2026

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
4 (1.4%)
 10000..11999
33 (11%)
 8000..9999
93 (32%)
 6000..7999
92 (32%)
 4000..5999
55 (19%)
 2000..3999
9 (3.1%)
 1..1999
3 (1.0%)

2026

1 / 2026
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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Lines: 81478

2025

4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
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20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
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21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
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19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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23 24 25 26 27 28 29
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Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
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14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 259726



Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Rebelplay 1 Juliedingo
2 HayleyPhead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo 2 VeniVidiVicikid-a
3 Hayleyt3 3 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherkid-a
4 Hayleygiantryan 4 JulieSherry
5 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 5 blahbalkid-a
6 kid-aplay 6 dingofreak_the_legend
7 JasonKingwatty1 7 FIRSTJulie
8 LEX123Milla 8 dingoicon
9 HayleyT5T65463H2R 9 dingoSherry
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xodingo 10 Angel-Gabrielmichelle_rko
11 FukitolMilla 11 VeniVidiViciblahbal
12 Millat3 12 NorthySherry
13 t3giantryan 13 NorthyJulie
14 t3kid-a 14 MikeTard2025kelly_gtr
15 t3Fukitol 15 FIRSTSherry
16 t3StormVuLT 16 Rectal_Tongue_PuncherVeniVidiVici
17 Millakenosha_kickers 17 RebSherry
18 MillaRebel 18 Julieicon
19 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xogiantryan 19 FIRSTkid-a
20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay 20 RebellingSherry


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 KennySherry 1 Rebelplay
2 Sherryicon 2 playkid-a
3 darknessmorning123 3 playRebelRock
4 KennyRebel 4 KennyRebel
5 Sherrykid-a 5 Rebelkid-a
6 Kennydarkness 6 Kennywatty1
7 Kennymorning123 7 Rebelgiantryan
8 morning123Rebel 8 RebelScreamo
9 darknessRebel 9 Kennyplay
10 Kennystevo 10 KennyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
11 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherstevo 11 JasonKingplay
12 Sherrymorning123 12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay
13 Kennyicon 13 RebelRockbitchbewithyou
14 Julieicon 14 Kennygiantryan
15 janeyicon 15 JasonKingRebel
16 RebelSherry 16 RebelRockicon
17 Rebelstevo 17 JasonKingKenny
18 stevomorning123 18 giantryanplay
19 Sherrydarkness 19 JasonKingMilla
20 SherryRectal_Tongue_Puncher 20 LQQK87play



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days
1 dingo  7
2 kid-a  7
3 icon  7
4 MikeTard2025  7
5 Northy  7
6 Jonnie  7
7 Kenny  7
8 giantryan  7
9 Happyjulie50  7
10 JasonKing  6
11 T5T65463H2R  6
12 LQQK87  6
13 Cg  6
14 Sherry  6
15 play  6
16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6
17 SELINAGUCCII  5
18 Hayley  5
19 Julie  5
20 Spooky  5


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At
1 Kenny  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
2 Jonnie  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
3 Happyjulie50  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
4 giantryan  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
5 Northy  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
6 kid-a  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
7 dingo  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
8 MikeTard2025  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
9 icon  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
10 Cg  6 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
11 Sherry  6 8 Jan - 13 Jan 2026
12 T5T65463H2R  6 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
14 Fukitol  5 10 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
15 Hayley  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
16 LQQK87  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
17 JasonKing  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
18 Screamo  4 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
19 Touched_By_Tism  4 8 Jan - 11 Jan 2026
20 Rebel  4 8 Jan - 11 Jan 2026




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 4 michelle_rko(57.9), CheersToYou(53.0), Touched_By_Tism(51.6), bitc...
42..44 5 Reb(44.8), LQQK87(43.5), MikeTard2025(43.2), kenosha_kickers(42.4...
39..41 5 RebelRock(41.3), Rebel(41.2), call_555-RATT(40.4), Pascai-Montana(4...
36..38 7 Stardust(38.9), Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(38.8), icon(37.9), plascal(...
33..35 7 it-looks-like-rain(35.6), Evil-Bill(35.5), ColdTrain(35.3), KillTheSceneLike...
30..32 10 play(32.6), Milla(32.3), PissAaron(32.3), T5T65463H2R(32.1), kid-a(32....
27..29 12 SELINAGUCCII(29.6), Cg(29.1), darkness(29.1), prostate(28.7), Northy...
24..26 6 SirDave(26.7), blahbal(25.8), Chaz(25.3), Spooky(24.8), Hayley(24.7), ...
21..23 10 VeniVidiVici(23.8), Fukitol(23.6), giantryan(23.1), RegisteredName(22....
..20 6 FIRST(20.5), smokey69(19.1), Julie(19.0), LEX123(18.5), janey(18.4), ...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words

Count Word Last used by At
2270 "that" RebelRock 14 Jan 23:58
1430 "have" play 14 Jan 23:56
1376 "with" kid-a 14 Jan 23:57
1365 "like" play 14 Jan 23:58
1223 "your" the_warner_sister_dot 14 Jan 23:58
1124 "they" kid-a 14 Jan 23:50
988 "what" DanieIle 14 Jan 23:55
956 "just" DanieIle 14 Jan 23:57
882 "here" play 14 Jan 23:56
744 "this" eezzee 14 Jan 23:48


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
951 "Rebel" play 14 Jan 23:58
648 "play" DanieIle 14 Jan 23:59
523 "Kenny" bitchbewithyou 14 Jan 22:18
439 "icon" T5T65463H2R 14 Jan 23:09
284 "Hayley" kid-a 14 Jan 21:43


Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
94 Kenny "rebs "(18), "on "(8), "bf "(5), "hope "(4), "funny "(7), "what "(3), "cellar"(3),
"says "(3), "family "(7), "safer "(3), "Phillip"(3), "wrong "(3), "harsh "(3),
"months "(4), "series "(4), "wanker "(4), "tricks "(3), "headphones"(5),
"shithead "(4), "screamer "(4)
73 icon "tonkers"(19), "Can’t"(12), "Midday"(7), "hosey"(3), "brutal"(5), "I’ll"(5), "fennel"(4),
"scooter"(6), "queenie"(4), "cassidy"(3), "cybered"(3), "blinking"(5), "fishcakes"(4),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(6), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(4), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(14),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(6), "Lolllllllllllllllllll"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fvxfewJ"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/img-0841.fVsycuf"(14)
60 kid-a " but"(24), " Do"(5), " why"(6), "paedo"(4), " fuk"(4), " Tabby"(10), " they"(7),
" nice"(4), "hassle"(3), " true"(3), "shallow"(4), " Julie"(3), "bonding"(3), "mondays"(3),
" could"(3), " Anyway"(5), " people"(4), "repeating"(4), "INFLUENCE"(3),
"egotistic"(3)
38 giantryan "Ellooo"(19), "zoom"(9), "guts"(4), "woop"(4), "hood"(3), "Zits"(3), "vimto"(3), "Ellooooo"(11),
"Nooooo"(3), "nerves"(3), "Whaaaa"(3), "edibles"(5), "loosing"(4), "packing"(3),
"Yeyyyyy"(3), "updates"(3), "Clickety"(4), "Tsushima"(3), "doorframe"(3), "terminator"(3)
32 RebelRock "Tony"(6), "docs"(6), "bites"(6), "boxes"(3), "Hmmmm"(3), "crisp"(3), "Boomf"(3), "junior"(4),
"mmmmmm"(3), "orouke"(3), "scheme"(3), "wrists"(3), "Lebanon"(4), "yapping"(3),
"pointed"(3), "haunted"(3), "obsessing"(6), "Wednesday"(4), "backwards"(3),
"connections"(3)
30 call_555-RATT "radio"(4), "micro"(3), "pesto"(3), "poison"(6), "freeze"(4), "Cactus"(3), "fasted"(3),
"chilly"(3), "hotdog"(3), "joggers"(5), "obesity"(4), "incomes"(4), "f******"(4), "addidas"(3),
"Kirkland"(4), "avocados"(4), "Fabulous"(3), "reported"(3), "guacamole"(3),
"timberland"(3)
27 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "Churchill"(17), "dealt"(5), "apply"(3), "Latin"(3), "busker"(5), "failure"(8), "Iranian"(7),
"heated"(4), "Tundra"(3), "A.V.T"(3), "tearing"(3), "annexes"(3), "achieve"(3),
"gasoline"(3), "mortgage"(3), "assembled"(4), "Canadians"(3), "pipsqueaks"(5),
"Hemisphere"(4), "porn-addict"(3)
27 bitchbewithyou "PTSD"(11), "reap"(4), "pyros"(5), "beats"(4), "armed"(4), "goyim"(3), "desire"(3),
"batshit"(3), "brained"(3), "sprouts"(3), "Bahahaha"(5), "Braindead"(6), "freakshow"(4),
"sponsored"(3), "Bahahahahahaha"(17), "challenged"(4), "repeatedly"(4),
"RebelRetard"(6), "schizophrenic"(9), "Bahahahahahahahahahahaha"(6)
27 play "voca"(16), "soda"(6), "rear"(3), "rugs"(3), "Saul"(3), "bigly"(3), "nicest"(3), "wastin"(3),
"bologna"(5), "contain"(4), "laxative"(5), "vacation"(5), "sexually"(3), "hypocrite"(5),
"stimulant"(3), "pinneapple"(3), "intestinal"(3), "unfriended"(3), "short-term"(3),
"over-the-counter"(3)
26 Sherry "niks"(10), "auss"(4), "sods"(3), "tray"(3), "Nylon"(6), "twats"(4), "realy"(4), "camel"(3),
"grave"(3), "fatcons"(7), "bastid"(4), "yeself"(3), "perkins"(6), "killers"(3), "kennypoos"(4),
"breakdowns"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhh"(5), "arrrrrrrrrrr"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"(5),
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
41 Rebel and RebelRock "neyhey"(40), "MUTT"(6), "heat"(6), "pheado"(9), "pansy"(4), "sisters"(10), "annual"(4),
"bleugh"(4), "hideous"(5), "dinners"(3), "applied"(3), "Silence"(3), "property"(5),
"standard"(5), "dominoes"(4), "messaged"(4), "chubster"(4), "nicknames"(4),
"anonymous"(3), "depressants"(5)
24 kid-a and Rebel "wing"(6), "asks"(3), "quiz"(3), "organ"(5), "stats"(4), "nicer"(4), "anger"(3), "buffet"(5),
"winding"(6), "decades"(4), "toastie"(3), "seasons"(3), "percent"(3), "feelings"(6),
"spelling"(4), "swinging"(4), "Ayrshire"(4), "generally"(5), "character"(3), "impression"(4)
24 Kenny and Cg "kid "(24), "in "(12), "was "(11), "do "(6), "so "(6), "harder"(9), "thing "(10),
"think "(9), "fun "(3), "right "(7), "women "(7), "were "(3), "lady "(3), "best "(3),
"would "(5), "happy "(4), "awesome "(6), "southern"(3), "called "(3),
"depends "(3)
22 Kenny and Hayley "out "(18), "true "(11), "cg "(4), "once "(8), "nice "(7), "seemed"(7), "did "(3),
"way "(3), "end "(3), "Rob "(3), "too "(3), "Yeah "(4), "year "(4), "mine "(3),
"Kick "(3), "better "(7), "nasty "(3), "friends "(6), "boring "(3), "Sometimes "(5)
19 kid-a and Milla " he"(41), " hey"(28), " No"(16), " oh"(14), " yes"(13), " lmao"(15), " well"(13),
" All"(7), " just"(10), " rebel"(12), " How"(6), " me"(3), " like"(8), " are"(4),
" T3"(3), " aww"(3), " right"(8), "remind"(4), "dislike"(3)
18 kid-a and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "cell"(3), "unwell"(7), "aware"(4), "Nobel"(3), "misery"(5), "pitiful"(7), "radical"(6),
"example"(4), "lefties"(4), "elections"(7), "ignorance"(6), "democracy"(6), "entirely"(3),
"increased"(4), "awareness"(4), "fascinating"(5), "denigrating"(3), "intellectual"(4)
17 play and Pascai-Montana "route"(7), "dough"(6), "Texas"(6), "arizona"(10), "Obama"(3), "funded"(4), "watches"(6),
"spaces"(3), "shortly"(4), "vehicle"(3), "perverted"(7), "tombstone"(6), "worldwide"(3),
"Republican"(6), "Financial"(3), "operations"(3), "medications"(5)
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo "dash"(8), "regime"(12), "gosh"(5), "~waves"(7), "~sigh~"(3), "fungus"(3), "junkies"(6),
"society"(5), "remarks"(4), "compost"(4), "Toronto"(3), "adioafs"(3), "Goodnight"(7),
"downtown"(3), "justified"(4), "weaponized"(4), "Shangri-La"(5)
17 Kenny and Rebel "fags"(3), "Ninja"(4), "brush"(4), "saves"(4), "carried"(8), "work "(5), "access"(4),
"kidneys"(6), "knives"(3), "invented"(9), "treated"(4), "Francis"(4), "dresses"(3),
"impress"(3), "candles"(3), "forgetting"(4), "travelling"(3)
15 Rebel and play "Vicky"(10), "phase"(4), "saggy"(3), "eyeliner"(12), "texts"(3), "faulty"(5), "Pollard"(7),
"speccy"(3), "twiglets"(8), "content"(4), "Munches"(3), "creature"(4), "perfectly"(5),
"infatuated"(3), "continuously"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 play  22 <SELINAGUCCII> play , date night was awesome , im suprised my hubby is still alive tbh
2 Kenny  13 <Machida-Zelvia> Kenny, what music are you jamming to these days
3 Rebel  12 <giantryan> Rebel, I thought you wanted a date for the day? Can't you arrange somet...
...hing for Sunday? Or Monday I can do 2 or 3 days?
4 Screamo  10 <Touched_By_Tism> Screamo, how many balls did you get in your mouth for dinner?
5 Julie  10 <The-Golden-Mongs> Julie, what's your ideal man?
6 kid-a  9 <Fukitol> Kid-a, i drink so much whiskey i'm supporting the scottish economy
7 Hayley  9 <giantryan> Hayley, you want to come jump in the shower with me?
8 t3  7 <Touched_By_Tism> t3, but it has since been confirmed that yg does indeed use bt
9 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, the difference is you think that means trump should
be left alone...i think it just means both of them should be hung at dawn
10 hey  7 <Evil-Bill> Hey, Ryan, glad you could find your way back to your computer success...
...fully.
11 giantryan  7 <carl> giantryan: love four lions, watched it earlier
12 Jonnie  6 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, do you hear that boy, fuck Jonnie
13 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, you mean trump is almost ready to wipe
his chin once netanyahu is done
14 icon  5 <My_Favorite_Orifices> Icon, may the bird of paradise deposit a load on your M5's bonnet!
15 T5T65463H2R  4 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T65463H2R, did you kiss JasonKing son
16 StormVuLT  4 <Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, they do have support for most things it's just time consuming
having to manually find and install what you need
17 kenosha_kickers  3 <Milla> kenosha_kickers , mind your kickers
18 JasonKing  3 <Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, one karate chop and your life would be over
19 dingo  3 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo, cool it
20 T5T7364764GTR  2 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T7364764GTR, you will be deported long before then son
21 MikeTard2025  2 <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, what the fuck is up you backwards trump voting mother
fucker
22 Fukitol  2 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Fukitol, that age verify thing is by discord it takes like 5 seconds lol
23 youngm  1 <VeniVidiVici> youngm, phead is, he will use his tears as lube on you
24 watty1  1 <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> watty1, you are also fungus
25 The-Golden-Mongs  1 <Epicness> The-Golden-Mongs, only been up an hour and had 17 bongs, got dressed
this morning still had on yesterday thongs, fatty Boom Boom eats his
dinner with tongs
26 stevo  1 <carl> stevo, are you your own problem
27 SirDave  1 <carl> SirDave: /ignore *!*@*
28 Quizbot  1 <Touched_By_Tism> Quizbot, kennys granda
29 qaz  1 <t3> Qaz, I'd ask "why does watty sound like a girl scout"
30 prostate  1 <dingo> Prostate: +69%



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 call_555-RATT  10 * call_555-RATT dances to two hearts by phil collins
2 Kenny  4 * Kenny gets my cock out for cg lol
3 Touched_By_Tism  3 * Touched_By_Tism pushes Phead_in_Crisis_Xo
4 the-heartbreak-kid-a  3 * the-heartbreak-kid-a lays Fat Tim out with a sweet chin music
5 kenosha_kickers  2 * kenosha_kickers yawns
6 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing pours a small sherry
7 bitchbewithyou  2 * bitchbewithyou yawns
8 `555-RATT  2 * `555-RATT farts
9 zillion  1 * zillion sits
10 The-Golden-Mongs  1 * The-Golden-Mongs rams Fat Tim's microwave sized head against Kenny's 3d printed ankles
11 Play_Soon_Not_Here  1 * Play_Soon_Not_Here climbs on roof and points the rifle at play
12 play  1 * play is done with missJackson and Rebel
13 kirk  1 * kirk passes rebel a budwieser open that for me biatch
14 Kargo  1 * Kargo zap is now known as asshole
15 Im_Taller_Than_Freak  1 * Im_Taller_Than_Freak leans down hear freak
16 Go  1 * Go unhooks Phead's bra with the minimum of fuss



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 icon  25 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2 VeniVidiVici  8 "no, only 75% on the watchlist are muslims"
3 dingo  8 "Prostate: +69%"
4 call_555-RATT  5 "Diet coke will 100% make you fatter than even regular coke"
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  3 "only few silver hairs, mostly still all black (95% black)"
6 MikeTard2025  3 "Also a lot of the 24-ounce 8.0% and 8.1% malt liquor beers"
7 YCW  2 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
8 play  2 "Trump just today said he will limit credit interest to a max of 10%"
9 ohOkkk  2 "Oh. They think being me is so fun and easy... Have some CRACK at at.. and the FAN MAIL 📬 and
ALSO the 0% support to maintain your life from anyone else... And also no contact from anyone
you know"
10 kelly_gtr  2 "its a tonic wine  15% a bottle    all the young people use to drink it where i grew up"
11 zap  1 "Always the 1%"
12 Theroomofclowns  1 "Of course Phead like Trump lied despite video evidence of ICE killing that innocent woman and labelling
her the danger. Trump lies 99% of his life."
13 Sherry  1 "his 4% fat camel toe"
14 RockLobster  1 "I'm 90 % sure hate died tho"
15 Rebel  1 "Imagine running to stats to see how long I've been online for. Guess what DLA. I can't be here
12-15 hours a day I go to work during the week to have part of my wages surrendered for HMRC
to pay for the likes of you  so you can be here 12-15 hours a day"
16 Play_Soon_Not_Here  1 "something like 1% of them got released(and the vast majority of the 1% were redacted) then the
government said they need more time to release the rest"
17 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  1 "Trump's also instructing the major credit card companies, to keep their interest rates low (meaning
no higher than 10%). "
18 Peppermint  1 "The stats show Rebel spends 12-15 hours a day in chat posting her trashy fat sounding voice"
19 Pascai-Montana  1 "95% of the United States media news channels are incorporated within the Democratic Party"
20 LEX123  1 "he gets 100% weed"
21 KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel  1 "Something like 100% of root canals are actually infected and causing people other health issues."
22 kid-a  1 "Yg called me autistic then he went and counted his stats lines and told us the exact number. Me
and lqq were in stitches"
23 kenosha_kickers  1 "oh my God this is so funny especially in 2026 when there are entire YouTube channels dedicated
to displaying how 99.9999999% of cops are just doing their job"
24 JasonKing  1 "100%"
25 Hulk_Hogan  1 "especially with his stats dripping onto your nose,"
26 giantryan  1 "I dunno, I need to be 100% when I work"
27 Evil-Bill  1 "He proabably dated 90% of them."



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 call_555-RATT  43 "That ain't fucking beef"
2 icon  30 "Hush egg you kiddy fiddler"
3 RebelRock  25 "Smashes boiled egg right off of plays Eskimo nose. BULLSEYE"
4 morning123  24 "it makes a chocolate version"
5 play  23 "I had waghu burger the other night"
6 Rebel  19 "Just pretend I'm on ok a celeb and eating fish eyes"
7 Pascai-Montana  18 "well. You love your fish, perhaps you should get up piranha to mingle in with them"
8 Sherry  16 "ohhhhhhhhhhh arrrrr me dear let me at your rice pudding ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrrrr"
9 Kenny  12 "can't decide if i want fish and chips for dinner from the fish shop"
10 Fukitol  12 "was your dinner nice Rebel?"
11 SELINAGUCCII  11 "i know how to cook most asian desserts > kheer , colored sweet rice ; zarda , gulab jhamun
, ras malai , kulfi ice creams , sewiyia , halwa puree etc etccccccccccccccccccccc"
12 giantryan  11 "But the base is chocolate in these ones"
13 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  9 "its the animal blood n chicken bones n shit"
14 it-looks-like-rain  8 "Blood sugar spikes. Bananas contain carbohydrates, which are essential for the body. But, for
those monitoring blood sugars and/or with a type of diabetes, bananas may contribute to blood
sugar spikes due to their carbohydrate level (27 grams for an average banana)."
15 ColdTrain  8 "those balls are as smoothe as eggs"
16 bitchbewithyou  8 "Meags kids eat things like rib eye for dinner not cornflakes and eggs. It's a good thing you're sterile
rebel because your kids would be half dead and retarded"
17 UnemployedAlcoholic  7 "you gou mcdonalds or BK food does not fill me up"
18 JasonKing  7 "how do you like your eggs in the morning giantryan?"
19 watty1  6 "if hayley hopped id defo  pork her"
20 KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel  6 "Some blood sausages sliced thinly"
21 t3  5 "We have a biscuit named hobnobs over here"
22 Northy  5 "i can not eat this late but ive got pork and apple sausages for my dinner tommorrow"
23 kid-a  5 " John kettley. Is a weatherman and so is Michael fish"
24 dingo  5 "U EET TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE"
25 blahbal  5 "then he goes to eat curry"
26 BigWillyMan  5 "I had sausage, eggs and fish fingers for breakfast with fried toast"
27 Touched_By_Tism  4 "people need to focus on more the fact that Screamo said he's having some balls for dinner"
28 HoneyBadger  4 "atleast they have the chips and drink i guess"
29 goonster  4 "best to grind your own beef"
30 Antonio-Banderas  4 "one banana is OK for people that suffer with diabetes"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 t3  38 ""If your coochie is lemon... I'm buying what y0 sellin""
2 call_555-RATT  15 "why does Maggie may only ever type "#zenn" now?"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  13 "well, he's sending "help" there now, TGO"
4 bitchbewithyou  13 "You sat here calling pyro "creepy" repeatedly one day hahahahaha"
5 kenosha_kickers  8 ""haven't you got nothing better to do". I'd like to encourage you to learn how to properly
use English."
6 Evil-Bill  8 "Yeah, all a date is is spending time with somebody. Hence the time oriented designation of "date
"."
7 play  6 "pascal I spoke with our accountant he says we're "fucked""
8 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  6 "giantryan <--------------- only thing you "date" are your spliffs"
9 Stuffed_and_Mounted  4 "She needs his half of the bed for her "friend" Ramon."
10 StormVuLT  4 "RegisteredName there's a "meg" in your ID, is that a coincidence? :D"
11 Spooky  4 ""merica and it's fake bullshit country"?"
12 Inexorable  4 "I can picture Kenny at a Jackson Pollock art gallery "it's shit""
13 Hayley  4 "I told Rohit his son was hot. He said " lolz shadddddd aaapppppp ""
14 VeniVidiVici  3 "and what sort of cunt calls a black and white cat "snowey"?"
15 Stiffy_OToole  3 "Like the Gazans are going to step aside for Mr. Trump and say, "Oh hell, yah, bulldoze us!""
16 Shout  3 ""Can you stand" loooool"
17 John_Mayhoff  3 "Play, the answer is: "keep trying""
18 Bluto  3 "I'll use "sorry" in a sentence for you: "That Rob guy from Perth is a SORRY excuse
for a human being." How's that, Jackoff?"
19 TheRealestTee  2 "You'd enter and it'll be like "here comes this faggot" "
20 spanish-announce-table  2 "SELINAGUCCII "freak how many guys have u fighted from here?""
21 Play_Soon_Not_Here  2 "lol was yg not bragging about having ryans fb before he "retired""
22 Ngerulmud  2 "and no Julie, it says "We Stare because We Care""
23 blahbal  2 "its like those "psychics""
24 Bjorn  2 "Imma tell your "olders" you were in a chat begging pussy"
25 wiggle_those_wangers  1 "I'd like to see your girlfreind "slip on nothing""
26 warship  1 "ASL IS "NOTAJEW""
27 Touched_By_Tism  1 "toast is for sure "her" limit"
28 Sherry  1 "sings, " do you hear what i hear " woooooooooooooooooooo"
29 Sacco_Manguera  1 "Loosely translated, it's "Get off me, you foul-smelling old meatbag.""
30 RegisteredName  1 ""he's been here on 374 names since" - tgo"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  24 "you have a great evening, play -- try and be civil"
2 darkness  22 "must have been a boring movie morning123"
3 Happyjulie50  20 "Hello "
4 kid-a  18 " ok. Better than swoofer in his heyday"
5 Cg  13 "  hello smokey"
6 RebelRock  11 "I've applied for 10 jobs so far as soon as I'm hired with one of them it's Tata old job well hello new
job"
7 Jonnie  11 "hello from the West Coast"
8 JasonKing  11 "how do you like your eggs in the morning giantryan?"
9 Rebel  10 "Saturday mornings are busy swoofer"
10 Northy  10 "hi julie xxx good morning"
11 stevo  8 "morning123 like in teaching?"
12 giantryan  8 "Been checking weather for morning"
13 Kenny  7 "does is you add marg morning "
14 SELINAGUCCII  6 "salam hello bonjour"
15 LQQK87  6 "NEVER ANY WORK ON ANY GIVEN AFTERNOON IN MONTANA ....WEIRD THAT DON'T YOU AGREE
PISSCAL ?"
16 watty1  5 "the pefect end to a great evening"
17 play  5 "pure like the morning snow"
18 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 "ya'll have a good evening"
19 Scapa  4 " gave that silverburn tesco station a mouthful this morning, no fukking disel"
20 icon  4 "Hello my loyal flock xxxxxxxxxx"
21 Evil-Bill  4 "Not the one that chats here in the evenings."
22 dingo  4 "MORNING"
23 Bluto  4 "Howdy Storm"
24 blahbal  4 "she did that cockney hello at the beginning"
25 soupkinda  3 "like early morning"
26 SirDave  3 "howdy reb :)"
27 Sherry  3 "morning123 they probly seen hundreds of balls"
28 Pascai-Montana  3 "good afternoon, play,"
29 Milla  3 "lol hey Chaz"
30 FIRST  3 "shit i have to go out in the afternoon"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  167 "Kenny <----------------- this coward won't face anyone. He will die a drunk pig, all by himself.
:)"
2 icon  112 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
3 Milla  48 "  :D"
4 giantryan  44 "Why not? You live over there, you should know? 🤔"
5 Fukitol  30 "🤣"
6 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  28 "pregnant with triplets: I could do it :)"
7 watty1  24 "Like icon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
8 Rebel  14 "Oh right that's supposed to impress me. Oh wow he has a boxer haircut 😐"
9 Hayley  13 "😂😂😂😂😂😂"
10 Theroomofclowns  8 "FmDon't lie giantryan you went to w@nk your titchy dick and cry 😂😂😂😂"
11 SheeEp  8 "lol hello there HoneyBadger :D"
12 RebelRock  7 "My ex did all the cooking my dinner would be ready when I came home from work 😞"
13 lollipop  7 "😘"
14 l9  7 "🤣"
15 HoneyBadger  7 "If you lot send me money on PayPal, I will vote reform 🤣"
16 kerys_mckXoX  6 "Anyone from Glasgow 😀?x"
17 Squid  5 "YEA JASON :)"
18 m0  5 "🤣"
19 LeedsGuy  5 "i saw you got a camera in your window aswell, i hope you good bro :)"
20 TheRealestTee  4 "Watty shit himself from me and still gives it the biggun in chat 😂"
21 StormVuLT  4 "Hi kid-a :)"
22 smokey69  4 "😊"
23 Kenny  4 ";)"
24 Epicness  4 "Combined age of nearly 120 😂"
25 x1  3 "🤣 🤣 🤣"
26 SirDave  3 "howdy reb :)"
27 ohOkkk  3 "Hey... Don't start none won't be none 😐 y'all out here wanting to BE the ish without even going
thru protocol"
28 MiIla  3 "yep other Milla :)"
29 LEX123  3 ":P"
30 Fat_Ray_Rumble-Tum-Tonkers  3 "🤣"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 watty1  185 "so ?"
2 giantryan  166 "Who?"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  144 "yep"
4 dingo  139 "OK"
5 icon  132 "🤣"
6 Rebel  100 "See*"
7 kid-a  92 "lol"
8 MikeTard2025  75 " "
9 Julie  67 "Cool"
10 Kenny  62 "3 "
11 freak_the_legend  59 "he a"
12 Sherry  55 "lol"
13 RebelRock  51 "Of*"
14 Hayley  48 "lol"
15 Fukitol  47 "🤣"
16 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  45 ":("
17 t3  39 "Ha"
18 LEX123  38 "lol"
19 call_555-RATT  37 "lol"
20 Milla  33 "ff's"
21 JasonKing  31 "oh"
22 VeniVidiVici  29 "no"
23 Cg  29 "Yea"
24 stevo  25 "no"
25 Screamo  25 "Lol"
26 RegisteredName  21 "BT"
27 bitchbewithyou  21 "🤑"
28 play  19 "P&P"
29 Jonnie  19 "ya"
30 HoneyBadger  19 "Lol"



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