#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics generated from Friday 28 Nov 2025 to Thursday 4 Dec 2025657 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period
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Daily statistics
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8271 |
9337 |
9385 |
8248 |
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#kisschat.co.uk hourly stats
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Long term statistics - three month sections
| 365902 |
623564 |
586088 |
541217 |
684404 |
636659 |
655056 |
636836 |
644323 |
580663 |
701228 |
644062 |
692673 |
(Est. 769600) 543750  |
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10 - 12 2022 |
1 - 3 2023 |
4 - 6 2023 |
7 - 9 2023 |
10 - 12 2023 |
1 - 3 2024 |
4 - 6 2024 |
7 - 9 2024 |
10 - 12 2024 |
1 - 3 2025 |
4 - 6 2025 |
7 - 9 2025 |
10 - 12 2025 |
Estimated number of lines for current section: 769600 lines
The busiest month on #kisschat.co.uk has been 3/2025 with a line count of 290775
Big Numbers
| ishootthecliplikealimit liked talking about themself - 12 descriptions altogether. Example:
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| JasonKing was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 20% of lines contained questions. Ho-Ho-Hosebag didn't know that much either. 17% of lines were questions. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 41 times... Runner-up auto-chatter: freak_the_legend - was caught talking to themself 24 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| janey DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 1193 lines in CAPS! Example:
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| Activity peak: 33 people were simultaneously active on 28 Nov 2025 22:00 - 23:00 Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| Ho-Ho-Hosebag was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 69 letters per line. (typically people used 30 letters per line in #kisschat.co.uk) | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | t3 - 1433 | freak_the_legend - 975 |
icon - 2159 | Rebel - 1728 |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 994 | hearty - 809 |
freak_the_legend - 1246 | smokey69 - 1420 |
| 3 | watty1 - 973 | icon - 714 |
SELINAGUCCII - 1155 | janey - 1214 |
| 4 | hearty - 861 | Julie - 458 |
TheRealestTee - 913 | play - 1139 |
| 5 | freak_the_legend - 785 | kipper - 436 |
Julie - 898 | freak_the_legend - 1066 |
| 6 | DiavoloScuro - 690 | Sherry - 300 |
Kenny - 669 | JasonKing - 709 |
| 7 | StormVuLT - 685 | DiavoloScuro - 267 |
kipper - 587 | ROBBSAYZ - 591 |
| 8 | Hayley - 529 | Northy - 252 |
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 534 | icon - 536 |
| 9 | ToXiCTyPeR - 517 | RROBSAYZ - 233 |
hearty - 530 | SELINAGUCCII - 535 |
| 10 | logo-west-coast - 464 | ROBSSSSAYZ - 224 |
ROBSAYZzosiarip - 519 | watty1 - 479 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
3/2025 - 12/2025
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Friends in #kisschat.co.uk
(they really like talking to each other...)
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| 1 | Hayley | freak_the_legend | 1 | freak_the_legend | kipper | |
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| 2 | Hayley | t3 | 2 | freak_the_legend | Julie | |
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| 3 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 3 | Julie | icon | |
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| 4 | StormVuLT | t3 | 4 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 5 | DiavoloScuro | t3 | 5 | icon | freak_the_legend | |
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| 6 | t3 | freak_the_legend | 6 | Sons | freak_the_legend | |
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| 7 | t3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 | Julie | Northy | |
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| 8 | DoxxingYourBestFriend | watty1 | 8 | Sherry | Xmas-EVIL | |
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| 9 | Rebel | StormVuLT | 9 | Northy | freak_the_legend | |
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| 10 | StormVuLT | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 10 | Rebel | icon | |
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| 11 | JasonKing | Rebel | 11 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | |
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| 12 | Hayley | logo-west-coast | 12 | Northy | icon | |
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| 13 | Fukitol | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 13 | Julie | ROBSSSSAYZ | |
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| 14 | Fukitol | t3 | 14 | Northy | Sherry | |
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| 15 | Xmas-EVIL | t3 | 15 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | icon | |
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| 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Rebel | 16 | Julie | kipper | |
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| 17 | hearty | t3 | 17 | Julie | Sherry | |
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| 18 | Evil-Bill | t3 | 18 | hearty | icon | |
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| 19 | Rebel | ToXiCTyPeR | 19 | Northy | ROBSSSSAYZ | |
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| 20 | BignBashy | StormVuLT | 20 | Kenny | icon | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Julie | icon | 1 | INNIT | janey | |
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| 2 | icon | freak_the_legend | 2 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
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| 3 | icon | TheRealestTee | 3 | Rebel | play | |
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| 4 | Julie | freak_the_legend | 4 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
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| 5 | SELINAGUCCII | icon | 5 | Rebel | JasonKing | |
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| 6 | Kenny | icon | 6 | janey | smokey69 | |
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| 7 | TheRealestTee | freak_the_legend | 7 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 8 | TheRealestTee | Julie | 8 | play | Kenny | |
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| 9 | Sherry | icon | 9 | play | freak_the_legend | |
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| 10 | kipper | icon | 10 | Rebel | baddish33 | |
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| 11 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | icon | 11 | kid-a | play | |
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| 12 | SheeEp | icon | 12 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Rebel | |
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| 13 | SELINAGUCCII | TheRealestTee | 13 | Rebel | icon | |
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| 14 | Julie | kipper | 14 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 15 | Emmaa | TheRealestTee | 15 | hearty | smokey69 | |
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| 16 | Rebel | icon | 16 | JasonKing | smokey69 | |
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| 17 | SELINAGUCCII | freak_the_legend | 17 | Kenny | Rebel | |
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| 18 | SELINAGUCCII | kipper | 18 | ToXiCTyPeR | Rebel | |
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| 19 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | hearty | 19 | Elon | Rebel | |
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| 20 | Kenny | SELINAGUCCII | 20 | SELINAGUCCII | smokey69 | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 2 | SheeEp | 7 |
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| 3 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 4 | Northy | 7 |
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| 5 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 7 |
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| 6 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
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| 7 | TheRealestTee | 7 |
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| 8 | StormVuLT | 7 |
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| 9 | t3 | 7 |
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| 10 | Cg | 7 |
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| 11 | hearty | 7 |
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| 12 | freak_the_legend | 7 |
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| 13 | JasonKing | 7 |
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| 14 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 15 | smokey69 | 7 |
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| 16 | binman | 7 |
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| 17 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
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| 18 | icon | 7 |
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| 19 | watty1 | 7 |
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| 20 | play | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | JasonKing | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | Rebel | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | hearty | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | freak_the_legend | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | smokey69 | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | icon | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | watty1 | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | binman | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | Cg | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | kid-a | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | Northy | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | LQQK87 | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | SheeEp | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | StormVuLT | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | t3 | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | TheRealestTee | 7 |
28 Nov - 4 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | kipper | 6 |
28 Nov - 3 Dec 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 42.. | 10 |
Ho-Ho-Hosebag(69.5), Doxxing_King(51.6), baddish33(45.0), Doxxing... |
| 39..41 | 1 |
Elon(40.0) |
| 36..38 | 9 |
lukeskywalkingonthesehaters(38.9), airraid(38.8), quicktodeadthebulllik... |
| 33..35 | 10 |
```(35.9), TheRealestTee(35.8), bitda(35.5), Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy(3... |
| 30..32 | 14 |
PlayTheFatAmerican(32.9), EggTastic(32.4), Evil-Bill(32.2), Rebel(32.2)... |
| 27..29 | 15 |
cunt(29.8), Evangelist(29.7), OfficerGoodBody(29.5), Shes-Still-A-Man... |
| 24..26 | 11 |
Hayley(26.9), play(26.7), JenniCricket(26.6), fpksd(26.3), Northy(26.2)... |
| 21..23 | 10 |
freak_the_legand(24.0), Swimming(23.7), Julie(23.2), DoxxingAutisticC... |
| 18..20 | 4 |
Emmaa(20.8), Sonic(19.2), ROBBBSAYZ(18.6), ROBreasontohatetabb... |
| ..17 | 11 |
ROBSAYZzosiaripdearweloveu(17.8), smokey69(17.2), ROBSAYZSY... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
Overused words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 3393 | "That" | cunt | 4 Dec 23:58 |
| 1987 | "have" | cunt | 4 Dec 23:43 |
| 1890 | "like" | T5T387948739GTR | 4 Dec 23:55 |
| 1799 | "with" | T5T387948739GTR | 4 Dec 23:36 |
| 1506 | "here" | UFOJon | 4 Dec 23:50 |
| 1368 | "What" | cunt | 4 Dec 23:59 |
| 1357 | "know" | cunt | 4 Dec 23:54 |
| 1347 | "they" | cunt | 4 Dec 23:46 |
| 1335 | "just" | UFOJon | 4 Dec 23:49 |
| 1059 | "lmao" | freak_the_legend | 4 Dec 23:34 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1152 | "Rebel" | T5T387948739GTR | 4 Dec 22:18 |
| 903 | "icon" | Kenny | 4 Dec 23:21 |
| 665 | "Julie" | automated-pen | 4 Dec 21:08 |
| 503 | "play" | T5T387948739GTR | 4 Dec 23:06 |
| 464 | "cunt" | UFOJon | 4 Dec 23:58 |
Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 100 | icon | "tonks"(26), "ROFFL"(111), "DD’s"(26), "bday"(11), "FATTIES"(13), "DVDs"(4), "Rename"(10), "spas"(4), "barrel"(8), "inadequate"(21), "horns"(3), "cloudy"(3), "peppers"(3), "beamers"(3), "Campbell"(4), "70’s"(3), "colostomy"(4), "recognise"(3), "bullshitter"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(12) |
| 55 | Kenny | "rebs "(11), "seal"(3), "game "(7), "dad "(3), "man "(3), "billy "(8), "weed "(4), "beer "(3), "love "(3), "money "(6), "thing "(4), "think "(3), "sorry "(3), "Robbing"(3), "family "(6), "myself "(5), "others "(3), "granddad"(3), "Tuesday "(3), "mongoloid"(3) |
| 50 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "lobe"(9), "lolol"(5), "a/s/l"(3), "Nobel"(3), "petty"(3), "Arctic"(6), "yamoto"(6), "Bahama"(5), "seaweed"(8), "resort"(4), "fungus"(3), "climate"(4), "feminism"(4), "situated"(3), "assembled"(4), "sub-zero"(3), "intensing"(3), "enchanting"(3), "pipsqueak "(3), "sketchiness"(3) |
| 48 | freak_the_legend | "NASA"(7), "badd"(5), "HMRC"(3), "apron"(6), "Riley"(5), "TGO "(5), "ac/dc"(4), "chloe"(4), "BLEED"(3), "chobot"(4), "unclean"(4), "schwing"(3), "evident"(3), "aspires"(3), "OBJECTS"(3), "HIGHWAY"(3), "tossers"(3), "underpants"(5), "paedophiles"(4), "lifeofriley"(3) |
| 43 | SELINAGUCCII | "roby"(25), "pple"(31), "anthr"(12), "sisu"(5), "dose"(3), "JUNKY"(6), "fryer"(5), "dubai"(4), "spank"(4), "espec"(4), "flirt"(3), "laterz"(4), "assmnt"(4), "starve"(4), "Hearts"(3), "Jurassic"(6), "decking"(3), "cycling"(3), "goodnite"(5), "dictionary"(3) |
| 42 | janey | " INNIT"(63), "TRYS"(9), " YER"(11), "SELS"(4), " iam"(6), "SLES"(3), " NER"(4), "HOUES"(3), "FOOKING "(14), " you "(8), "INCHER"(4), " ROBS"(3), "MORING"(3), " SHES"(3), "likes "(4), " BILLY"(3), " PLAYS"(3), "PLAYS "(3), " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"(3), "YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(3) |
| 38 | t3 | "Tousi"(8), "gate"(5), "bleu"(3), "urine"(6), "Zack"(3), "bleach"(8), "Rachey"(8), "Adils"(5), "norse"(4), "kiddo"(3), "Bashy"(3), "Rupert"(4), "Reeves"(3), "lasers"(3), "mosque"(3), "punjabi"(3), "snapped"(3), "noodles"(3), "chainsaw"(3), "travelled"(4) |
| 36 | play | "reak"(5), "YERRR"(7), "mall"(3), "yerr"(3), "Herod"(4), "wiith"(3), "somone"(4), "submit"(3), "refers"(3), "nailgun"(5), "lawyers"(4), "complex"(3), "legally"(3), "baptised"(6), "STOOPID"(3), "MMMMMMMM"(4), "twofaced"(4), "yerrrrrrr"(3), "Washington"(4), "YERRRRRRRRR"(4) |
| 30 | Rebel | "vampz"(23), "alex"(4), "noon"(3), "cass"(3), "Vida"(3), "dodge"(6), "areas"(5), "felon"(3), "texts"(3), "trucks"(4), "pished"(4), "alkies"(3), "Woohoo"(3), "feather"(4), "ugliest"(3), "Rihanna"(3), "broccoli"(4), "sturgeon"(3), "Europeans"(4), "procedure"(3) |
| 27 | kid-a | " but"(17), " hey"(15), " ah"(4), " ok"(4), " Hi"(4), " aye"(3), "cigars"(4), "belief"(3), " tell"(3), "medals"(3), "concert"(4), " STILL"(3), "whereas"(3), " Phead"(3), "brekkie"(3), " Selina"(4), "ballsack"(4), "sometime"(3), " evening"(3), "telephone"(3) |
These pairs like to talk in their own special language
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 28 | freak_the_legend and Rebel | "suzi"(21), "Yawn"(6), "Kerry"(8), "manly"(7), "poke"(3), "warn"(3), "Borrow"(8), "annoy"(3), "deter"(3), "jockey"(5), "Arizona"(8), "excite"(4), "gaping"(3), "contest"(4), "silence"(3), "describe"(6), "stinking"(5), "Curtains"(3), "greenland"(3), "information"(8) |
| 24 | freak_the_legend and t3 | "pinky"(14), "Spook"(9), "PATH"(5), "reads"(6), "woods"(6), "echo"(3), "voted"(4), "peedo"(4), "faking"(4), "bumming"(7), "salute"(3), "farage"(3), "Shoulda"(6), "trunks"(3), "defeated"(8), "mission"(4), "stairway"(4), "endlessly"(4), "Betraying"(3), "bodyguard"(3) |
| 22 | freak_the_legend and icon | "Hodges"(29), "bums"(10), "Panic"(11), "blew"(5), "Krankie"(13), "tour"(4), "fled"(3), "cloned"(8), "zimmer"(7), "trailer"(8), "launch"(4), "barges"(3), "haunted"(6), "everest"(4), "assault"(3), "terrified"(8), "molester"(4), "receding"(3), "nightclub"(3), "stairlift"(3) |
| 18 | janey and kid-a | " SEE"(28), " NO"(15), " oh"(9), " we"(8), " ON"(7), " to"(6), " Freak"(15), " That"(11), " so"(4), " like"(10), " its"(7), " OR"(3), " well"(9), " for"(5), " just"(6), " WITH"(5), " never"(7), " MORE"(3) |
| 17 | freak_the_legend and kipper | "fate"(10), "tool"(6), "Dale"(4), "skida"(7), "bella"(4), "skids"(4), "bulls"(3), "sweep"(3), "layed"(3), "Kirstie"(8), "wanked"(5), "emberg"(4), "beware"(3), "opening"(6), "kestrel"(4), "vorderman"(5), "gladiator"(4) |
| 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and t3 | "peter"(8), "signs"(7), "chose"(5), "DOZEN"(4), "tucker"(5), "lesson"(4), "Seychelles"(15), "unhappy"(3), "dignity"(3), "develop"(3), "largely"(3), "interact"(5), "Geography"(8), "discharge"(6), "secretly"(3), "purchased"(3) |
| 16 | t3 and DiavoloScuro | "liquor"(8), "Cholo"(4), "shaft"(4), "robes"(3), "smooth"(6), "frosty"(4), "Trevon"(3), "refuses"(6), "Tyrone"(3), "carried"(4), "protest"(3), "assumed"(3), "retirement"(9), "groomers"(3), "Bollywood"(4), "incredibly"(4) |
| 16 | icon and watty1 | "I’ve"(32), "It’s"(50), "Noncey"(13), "spark"(9), "berk"(5), "gear"(5), "darts"(7), "levels"(8), "didn’t"(10), "What’s"(9), "stella"(3), "here’s"(6), "wouldn’t"(10), "haven’t"(6), "Emma’s"(3), "doesn’t"(5) |
| 15 | freak_the_legend and SELINAGUCCII | "wanks"(9), "aloe"(5), "phil"(5), "carp"(4), "seeds"(5), "puppet"(5), "create"(3), "shagged"(5), "strings"(4), "eclipse"(3), "innocent"(6), "purpose"(3), "authority"(3), "previously"(4), "technology"(4) |
| 14 | Rebel and t3 | "states"(22), "dealt"(6), "raging"(8), "titty"(3), "needle"(5), "dislike"(7), "deport"(3), "cottage"(5), "vinegar"(3), "ancestry"(5), "comedian"(3), "preferred"(4), "edinburgh"(3), "cigarettes"(4) |
Top 4 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | hi |  2 |
<ToXiCTyPeR> Hi! |
| 2 | xxx | 1 |
<DiavoloScuro> XXX! |
| 3 | Norris | 1 |
<Rebel> Norris! |
| 4 | INNIT | 1 |
<ToXiCTyPeR> INNIT! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | ishootthecliplikealimit | 12 |
* ishootthecliplikealimit throws haymakers at hearty |
| 2 | quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador | 9 |
* quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador rips a hearty cubensis fart |
| 3 | illhavethegabagool | 5 |
* illhavethegabagool enjoys the cubensis afterglow |
| 4 | icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou | 5 |
* icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou yawns |
| 5 | lukeskywalkingonthesehaters | 4 |
* lukeskywalkingonthesehaters yawns |
| 6 | zap | 3 |
* zap shits on chatter below |
| 7 | pullupandpopatabitch | 3 |
* pullupandpopatabitch throws haymakers at hearty |
| 8 | airraid | 3 |
* airraid spits on hearty |
| 9 | urbanassaultvehicle | 2 |
* urbanassaultvehicle spits on drug user hearty |
| 10 | Touched_By_Tism | 2 |
* Touched_By_Tism spits on JonnieCAT |
| 11 | turnedintoalogo | 1 |
* turnedintoalogo spits on hearty |
| 12 | Trigger | 1 |
* Trigger sends Fat Tim flying into the mirror with a Charleh Murpheh kung fu kick |
| 13 | nig_gers | 1 |
* nig_gers googles |
| 14 | logo-west-coast | 1 |
* logo-west-coast farts on JasonKing |
| 15 | KISSCHAT-SHORT-BUS | 1 |
* KISSCHAT-SHORT-BUS uppercuts fat Tim out of his size 3 crocs |
| 16 | HowieHowitzer | 1 |
* HowieHowitzer loves his testicles tickled |
| 17 | hi-tec | 1 |
* hi-tec shudders |
| 18 | freak_the_legend | 1 |
* freak_the_legend grins harder |
| 19 | DOND | 1 |
* DOND passes phead a tissue |
| 20 | Cruyff | 1 |
* Cruyff nutmegs freak_the_legend and leaves the bamboozled oompa on his arse |
| 21 | Cannoli | 1 |
* Cannoli greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalamalaikum |
| 22 | canigetafuckyou | 1 |
* canigetafuckyou nods at Xmas-EVIL |
| 23 | bowling-shoe-ugly | 1 |
* bowling-shoe-ugly twirls freak_the_legend |
| 24 | BahamaMama | 1 |
* BahamaMama loves to scissor |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 26 |
"4% body fat and at 8am I was in the gym fatty" |
| 2 | Doxxing_King | 9 |
"90% of what you're writing is lies. Have a look in the mirror." |
| 3 | logo-west-coast | 6 |
"Yes YG 98% of the rave is on drugs" |
| 4 | baddish33 | 6 |
"if you look at most people here, meag really never fit in anyway so that's probably why she doesn 't chat here. she was smarter than like 98% of this chat I can see why she's moved on" |
| 5 | SheeEp | 5 |
"gonna order some lillys kitchen burgers for doggo cos they are 35% off" |
| 6 | SELINAGUCCII | 5 |
"entitled > 100% ass hole " |
| 7 | TheRealestTee | 4 |
"Women can easily manipulate men, cos 99% of us only care about pussy " |
| 8 | ROBSAYZSILLS | 3 |
"7%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp... ...%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.si%3A... ...1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodu... ...s.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fann... ...ounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%" |
| 9 | quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador | 3 |
"Only 1% of people on only fans make the money" |
| 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 3 |
"a lot of the men who buy time with Only Fans models, are suicidal (I learned this by reading the blog of this one very popular Only Fans model. I can't remember her name now, but she was in the top 10% of earners, or maybe even top 1%)" |
| 11 | canigetafuckyou | 3 |
"as someone with a legit retirement as in a pension and a 401k split to go into many different things and also a 5% match.....I concur" |
| 12 | ROBBBSAYZ | 2 |
"covid is a mild cold=fact.You get a test to see ofyouhave it.If you have the flu youdont need a test you feel very bad.They get paid double and triple if they write you have covid, no the flu or pneumon... ...ia.China is the enemy of the USA so they blamed china but all you hear and see are the americans bill gates and fauci.The pvr test is 97%" |
| 13 | Rebel | 2 |
"Ugly man my ex was a stonemason. He couldn't be a drug addict working on construction sites especially when 99.9% of the time he was up scaffolding. Stop pretending you know anything about me and stop lying cause you're a sad twat who steals from your disabled mother" |
| 14 | lukeskywalkingonthesehaters | 2 |
"Notice how like 20% of the UK chatters here have defecated in and on their furniture?" |
| 15 | Kenny | 2 |
"1% too bright " |
| 16 | icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou | 2 |
"Kipper Ariana grande is still better looking than you and 92% of humanity" |
| 17 | GameOver | 2 |
"1%" |
| 18 | Zedlocks | 1 |
"Kid-a would 100% allow his wife to cheat with a black man." |
| 19 | ToXlcTyPeR | 1 |
"yeah, kipper, 100%" |
| 20 | tell-me-your-dreams | 1 |
"“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”" |
| 21 | StormVuLT | 1 |
"LQQK87 is in my pm again. I'm 100% sure he's gay" |
| 22 | Steeze_Factory | 1 |
"90% Bin, 10% Charity Shop." |
| 23 | shotgun-shine-westcoasst | 1 |
"He's like away above 95% of men" |
| 24 | RROBSAYZ | 1 |
"95% STUFF GREAT" |
| 25 | ROBBSAYZ | 1 |
"AND THEY TOOK 40%& OF UKRAINE" |
| 26 | michelle_rko | 1 |
"most rates are between 3% to 11% so well done thanks" |
| 27 | kipper | 1 |
"9% :D" |
| 28 | Jango | 1 |
"t3: by complete I mean 100 %" |
| 29 | Ilikeawalk | 1 |
"Rupert got 10% in a poll, without a party" |
| 30 | IceTea | 1 |
"AGREED FREAK 100 %%%%%%%55555555" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 83 |
"3, 000 double cheese burgers" |
| 2 | freak_the_legend | 24 |
"i'm off but before i go ask hearty aka vamp about the easter egg she left inleftys street ..................... ......................................now that is stalking" |
| 3 | kipper | 23 |
"a lot now just sell curry n pizza" |
| 4 | SheeEp | 22 |
"gonna order some lillys kitchen burgers for doggo cos they are 35% off" |
| 5 | Evangelist | 18 |
"fine ill block the Egg" |
| 6 | SELINAGUCCII | 16 |
"get some whole pumpkin seeds , grind ro powder form , add to glass of warm milk , add some saffron , and blended banana , a few strwberries" |
| 7 | t3 | 12 |
"Tabs said she'd wear a necklace made of chicken wing bones if I ever died. In remembrance. That 's the kind of wacism a man can respect" |
| 8 | Sherry | 12 |
"when my son got married the wedding bufet was a big breakfast" |
| 9 | hearty | 12 |
"your ferlitizing womens eggs to have babies" |
| 10 | TheRealestTee | 10 |
"I have 1 meal too, cant be doing breakfast, lunch, tea, supper " |
| 11 | Rebel | 9 |
"My cat is getting his usual a chicken fillet and cheese sauce for Xmas dinner" |
| 12 | Oranges | 9 |
"do the eggs need back out of the box ?" |
| 13 | Julie | 9 |
"Charlie and the chocolate factory" |
| 14 | watty1 | 8 |
"you got a beef" |
| 15 | logo-west-coast | 8 |
"MY MAKE UP LOOKED SO GOOD YESTERDAY PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME AT THE DINNER LOOKL" |
| 16 | HowieHowitzer | 8 |
"paki smell from curry" |
| 17 | kid-a | 7 |
" hope it s better than the curry date" |
| 18 | EggTastic | 6 |
"yeah got all my names n ip banned for calling her an egg" |
| 19 | ToXiCTyPeR | 5 |
"I remember he strugged at first just to catch a fish, and about 3 years in he was already master at spearing them from a distance." |
| 20 | T5T576347647H2R | 5 |
"ONCE freak soiled his paddy power knickers and ICOK lick it off and said thats the best chocolate mousse he ever tasted" |
| 21 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 5 |
"I'm heading out to dinner" |
| 22 | Northy | 5 |
"when i worked night sometimes me and the lads would stop of for a breakfast on the ay home but then ya couldnt sleep cos of all the food in ya belly" |
| 23 | JenniCricket | 5 |
"Dried apricots are better than banana chips" |
| 24 | T5T387948739GTR | 4 |
"I WANT A PIZZA SLICE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS" |
| 25 | smokey69 | 4 |
"* has beer and fish and chips *" |
| 26 | play | 4 |
"tell her all the women you porked" |
| 27 | JasonKing | 4 |
"what is your beef with skid-a freak?" |
| 28 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 4 |
"I enjoy seafood, but I don't care for most fish, since the smell reminds me of Selina's unwashed cunt." |
| 29 | Heating | 4 |
"you cant put freshwater fish in salt water and you cant put salt water fish in fresh water" |
| 30 | giantryan | 4 |
"Brisket loaded fries maybe" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | 66 |
"nigga said "like musashi"" |
| 2 | TheRealestTee | 57 |
"Who actually says "I'll beat you to the ground" 😂" |
| 3 | ToXiCTyPeR | 56 |
"It made a loud "CLANK" sound." |
| 4 | Evil-Bill | 46 |
"Like the ending of the movie "Heat", Freak." |
| 5 | DiavoloScuro | 46 |
"It's got to the point where the word "Paedo" doesn't really mean much in here." |
| 6 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 25 |
"if you think I'm "broke", I'll be happy to put you in a hospital, t3, by pounding your empty head into the pavement" |
| 7 | logo-west-coast | 20 |
"Meag was making more money "posting letters" than YG has ever seen" |
| 8 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 20 |
"Hi Bill. Still "hiding" your first name to torture the Paki Douche?" |
| 9 | StormVuLT | 17 |
""welcome phead" <<< that was new" |
| 10 | Xmas-EVIL | 16 |
""That's what's up, bitch!"" |
| 11 | TopDogNoLimit | 16 |
"It's supposed to be "Tipi"" |
| 12 | airraid | 16 |
""I takes all the money"" |
| 13 | baddish33 | 13 |
"It's up at "half four" but is in here until 2/3 am daily" |
| 14 | Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy | 10 |
"Yeah, Hayley. It's called "a strawman's argument"." |
| 15 | Pinging_King26 | 9 |
"If a user's connection is too slow or unstable, the IRC server will likely terminate their connection , a process often referred to as "timing out"." |
| 16 | INNIT | 7 |
""LET T HINGS CLAM DOWN" HAHAHAHA" |
| 17 | LQQK87 | 6 |
"WEIRD HOW PEOPLE THINK THAT CHATTER GET "BULLIED" IT'S WORDS ON A SCREEN FOR FUCK SAKE LOL" |
| 18 | turnedintoalogo | 5 |
"Are we really doing "chef yamoto" again?" |
| 19 | quicktodeadthebulllikeamatador | 4 |
"anyone with "69" in their name is a 🤏 ride though" |
| 20 | Hose_for_the_Holidays | 4 |
"Funny how all these "Christians" are hateful and bigoted." |
| 21 | Bill-is-PORN | 4 |
"It's "Cohibas" you fucking mong." |
| 22 | westcoast-7rings | 3 |
"Wearing a ring, but ain't gon' be no "Mrs"" |
| 23 | WBme | 3 |
"Well.. if you're not past the "point of no return" some people get a hit of dopamine and oxytocin from reading the word "hugs".... Unfortunately I am past of no return and I have lived a basically loveless life -sigh" |
| 24 | rip | 3 |
"Why would you jump through hoops for a costco job in the first place. that's kind of like getting an "f" in sunday school." |
| 25 | RebelLies | 3 |
"With a rebel yell, she cried, "More, more, more," wow!" |
| 26 | PascaI-Montana | 3 |
"SPARX - "Te Sigo Amando" (Estudio de Baile)" |
| 27 | kipper | 3 |
"Queer says "Thats RACIST!"" |
| 28 | I-Dont-Wanna-Work | 3 |
""ended" is the two-year conflict between Israel and Hamas." |
| 29 | gusta | 3 |
""145 lbs" LOL" |
| 30 | Showtime | 2 |
"phead told me his real name is "hijacker 20"" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | happyjulie50 | 46 |
"Hello anyone here care for a chat " |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 34 |
"have a good evening, Rebel, with BahamaMama, if you're so interested" |
| 3 | SweetJewels50 | 17 |
"Stormvult hello is lord-flashheart " |
| 4 | ToXiCTyPeR | 15 |
"lol, Hey, PuseyMagnet" |
| 5 | Rebel | 15 |
"Not mid afternoon" |
| 6 | Cg | 15 |
"hello Jason" |
| 7 | Northy | 14 |
"morning" |
| 8 | Emmaa | 14 |
"Ohh ok, tell her i said hello :)" |
| 9 | JasonKing | 13 |
"a lot of samurai lovers in here this morning" |
| 10 | Evil-Bill | 12 |
"Good morning, sons of bitches!" |
| 11 | hearty | 11 |
"all morning in shower out dress and glamourous and got bedroom done" |
| 12 | SELINAGUCCII | 10 |
"u shld always start off with at least 20 mins of morning sunshine for seratonin boost" |
| 13 | t3 | 9 |
""Say hello to my lil friend" *introduces Tabs" |
| 14 | smokey69 | 9 |
"Hows you this evening rebel" |
| 15 | watty1 | 8 |
"A full English and a pint early morning damm I miss those times" |
| 16 | TheRealestTee | 8 |
"Julie said hello in her native tongue" |
| 17 | kid-a | 8 |
"Hello ignorant abusive people" |
| 18 | freak_the_legend | 8 |
"watty u know TGO woke up this morning someone wrote 'retard' in the condensation on his kitchen window?.............................it took him and YG 4 hours to lick it off" |
| 19 | Danielle | 8 |
"Would look bad if I didn’t go to the evening one. The other is in work time" |
| 20 | DiavoloScuro | 7 |
"Hello, Michelle." |
| 21 | binman | 7 |
"evening freak" |
| 22 | StormVuLT | 6 |
"LQQK87 I think you're a raghead. You don't say hello to women, you ignore julie and toon :D" |
| 23 | SheeEp | 6 |
"hello julie do you sell corn dogs" |
| 24 | kipper | 5 |
"something about fish in the morning" |
| 25 | Julie | 5 |
"Good morning chatters" |
| 26 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 5 |
"Emmaa, I love him so much I pray each morning and evening for Jesus to strike Mr. Trump dead." |
| 27 | TopDogNoLimit | 4 |
"They way she says "HELLOOOOO" so excitedly lmao" |
| 28 | giantryan | 4 |
"I'm going bed, up in morning for stitches out n a wander about" |
| 29 | Fukitol | 4 |
"hey hey hey hey" |
| 30 | RebelRock | 3 |
"Anyways how is your evening smokey" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | kipper | 316 |
"here comes the new ToXiCTyPeR same as the old ToXiCTyPeR :D" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 272 |
"look at Cuya, he hinges on my every word in here :)" |
| 3 | icon | 235 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 4 | watty1 | 154 |
"😉" |
| 5 | SheeEp | 74 |
"dont tell julie cos her face will smash it :)" |
| 6 | Hayley | 72 |
"A celebrity has never been here 😂" |
| 7 | Rebel | 59 |
"Lol sens knows what I look like 😂😂" |
| 8 | StormVuLT | 45 |
"Lol Bill, I know! sorry :D" |
| 9 | TheRealestTee | 37 |
"😂😂😂" |
| 10 | Julie | 27 |
"😀😀😀😀😀" |
| 11 | Doxxing_King | 24 |
"I remember Meagh being suicidal with severe depression, anxiety and bipolar JUST because she moved up north to somewhere colder 😂 😂 😂" |
| 12 | smokey69 | 21 |
"🤣😆🤣" |
| 13 | WhoAreChelsea | 20 |
"Like lambs to the slaughter 🤣" |
| 14 | Fukitol | 20 |
"🤣" |
| 15 | DoxxingAutisticCoward | 17 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 16 | DoxxingYourBestFriend | 15 |
"Made you change all your Socials :)" |
| 17 | BignBashy | 13 |
"Might have just said a few little things, like Zos where do you see yourself in 5 years? 😄" |
| 18 | Danielle | 12 |
"I do that Kenny 😂" |
| 19 | ToXiCTyPeR | 11 |
"Climging the corporate ladder :)" |
| 20 | giantryan | 10 |
"Late tea time for me, what should I have?! Hmmmm 🤔" |
| 21 | Emmaa | 10 |
"Ohh ok, tell her i said hello :)" |
| 22 | DiavoloScuro | 9 |
"Hi Vampy :)" |
| 23 | EggTastic | 8 |
"😁" |
| 24 | RebelRock | 7 |
"😂 then what's her job what's my name" |
| 25 | gaz | 7 |
"Good ta, wanna see this onesie unzipped though 😃" |
| 26 | IceTea | 6 |
":)" |
| 27 | FlashYaLighter | 6 |
"You gotta bring it back at some point even if it's just for the occasional night 😅" |
| 28 | UnbeatableAndBrutal | 5 |
"😅" |
| 29 | Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy | 5 |
"Lets go on cam and I'll show you :)" |
| 30 | JeffreyEpstein | 5 |
"Trump is my best friend ☺️" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | freak_the_legend | 753 |
"lmao" |
| 2 | icon | 359 |
"🫡" |
| 3 | watty1 | 269 |
"Haha" |
| 4 | hearty | 263 |
"llf" |
| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 242 |
":)" |
| 6 | kipper | 177 |
":D" |
| 7 | Julie | 175 |
"Tea" |
| 8 | Rebel | 168 |
"Doss" |
| 9 | smokey69 | 155 |
"👍" |
| 10 | SELINAGUCCII | 135 |
"NEXT" |
| 11 | janey | 99 |
"GOOD" |
| 12 | t3 | 94 |
"See" |
| 13 | ToXiCTyPeR | 91 |
"lol" |
| 14 | DiavoloScuro | 86 |
"lmao" |
| 15 | ROBBSAYZ | 82 |
"LOL" |
| 16 | StormVuLT | 63 |
"t3 *" |
| 17 | Emmaa | 58 |
"wb " |
| 18 | ROBSAYZzosiarip | 55 |
"3TC" |
| 19 | Evil-Bill | 54 |
"lol" |
| 20 | DoxxingAutisticCoward | 52 |
"lol" |
| 21 | freak_the_lgend | 51 |
"ever" |
| 22 | TheRealestTee | 45 |
"Lool" |
| 23 | JasonKing | 45 |
"oh" |
| 24 | Hayley | 45 |
"😂" |
| 25 | SheeEp | 43 |
"lol" |
| 26 | RROBSAYZ | 42 |
"LOL" |
| 27 | giantryan | 42 |
"Both" |
| 28 | ROBBBSAYZ | 39 |
"LOL" |
| 29 | MikeTard2025 | 39 |
"191" |
| 30 | kid-a | 36 |
"Aye" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | freak | 22 |
<play> freak, Hoser told me all about you |
| 2 | nick17 | 18 |
<Handsome> nick17: thats what girls call me |
| 3 | watty1 | 17 |
<Handsome> watty1: is such a dickhead he tries to find a corner in a round room |
| 4 | play | 16 |
<Halston> play: small asshole fuck yourself |
| 5 | kipper | 14 |
<RichMan> kipper: you can share your experience and lighten your heart |
| 6 | Rebel | 12 |
<StormVuLT> Rebel, is JasonKing a friend? |
| 7 | icon | 12 |
<Panenka> Icon, freak, Pascal and Phead < all virgins over the age of 45 and living with mummy <3 |
| 8 | hi | 12 |
<Sonic> Hi, anyone from Dorchester |
| 9 | Nope | 11 |
<giantryan> Nope, not believing that |
| 10 | Julie | 11 |
<DiavoloScuro> Julie, why don't you ever engage in SEX CHAT? |
| 11 | JasonKing | 11 |
<Halston> JasonKing: my shoe size is 13 |
| 12 | t3 | 10 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> T3, bukkake is the most important Japanese invention other than the VCR |
| 13 | SELINAGUCCII | 9 |
<RichMan> SELINAGUCCII: has a stunning collection of dildos in her basement , that comforts her when her cousin cum husband fails and it happens often. |
| 14 | hearty | 9 |
<Reality> hearty: drown yourself |
| 15 | binman | 8 |
<Handsome> binman: I can make your life hell |
| 16 | Cg | 6 |
<SELINAGUCCII> cg , costa rica has lots of wildlife too |
| 17 | Showtime | 5 |
<RichMan> Showtime: was it the priest or uncle peter? |
| 18 | cunt | 5 |
<Ilikeawalk> cunt, it's just a game |
| 19 | Andrex_Thief_Julie | 5 |
<Reality> Andrex_Thief_Julie: I do not see you have one |
| 20 | WattyTheSexGod | 4 |
<Hardman> WattyTheSexGod: is dead |
| 21 | TheRealestTee | 4 |
<Handsome> TheRealestTee: come and suck my dick |
| 22 | Kenny | 4 |
<bowling-shoe-ugly> Kenny, does freak_the_legend really beat up his mum |
| 23 | Hayley | 4 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Hayley, how much longer are you goint to allow yourself to be used as a free babysitter for Phead? |
| 24 | RichMan | 3 |
<SELINAGUCCII> richman , before i ignore u , your ego is what is small |
| 25 | pascal | 3 |
<TheRealestTee> Pascal, how can Liverpool supporters be glory hunters when we didnt win the league in 30 years? |
| 26 | kid-a | 3 |
<EviI-Bill> kid-a, you're very good, at being an Dostoevskyan idiot |
| 27 | janey | 3 |
<kofte> janey, ginger fannies are hot |
| 28 | Emmaa | 3 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Emmaa, them Latina chicks are totally kinky |
| 29 | Danielle | 3 |
<TheRealestTee> Danielle, yay or nay to anal? |
| 30 | baddish33 | 3 |
<Sonic> baddish33, show part of one nippple |
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