#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Monday 8 Dec 2025 to Sunday 14 Dec 2025
609 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily activity

8573



7598



9478



10015



6247



8345



9851



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Dec
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Dec
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Dec
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Dec
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Dec
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Dec



When are people active in #kisschat.co.uk?

5.1% 4.9% 4.5% 4.9% 4.6% 2.9% 1.8% 0.6% 0.6% 1.8% 3.2% 4.2% 4.5% 4.2% 3.9% 3.8% 3.4% 3.6% 3.0% 4.5% 7.0% 8.4% 8.5% 5.9%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
776790)
633192

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total number of lines: 8625867
Estimate for this section: 776790 lines.

3/2025 was a good month for #kisschat.co.uk - 290775 lines spoken



Big Numbers

temu-7rings really wanted others to know what was doing - 10 descriptions altogether.
i.e:
 12 Dec 20:03 * temu-7rings farts some more
is freak_the_legend stupid or just asking too many questions? 32% of lines contained a question!

dan_kelly didn't know that much either. 23% of lines were questions.

icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 55 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).

hearty also chatted to themselve 24 times.

janey forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 1190 lines in CAPS.
i.e:
 8 Dec 21:04 <janey>   INNIT
Channel activity peak: 25 people were active on 10 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 janey, PascaI-Montana, Evangelist, smokey69, T5T74575465GRGT, kipper, kid-a, JasonKing, SELINAGUCCII, Rebel, VibesareON, bitchimeating, Emmaa, gaz, boobz36d10, VibesAlive, Longday, Evil-Bill, Jonnie10, My_Hosebag_Dot_Com, Kenny_Krampus, saneythekipper, sueioo, hearty, mrz
gg was overly verbose, averaging 74 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line)

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T74575465GRGT6 Nicks T5T74575465GRGT(75%), T5T4554543GRGT(14%), T5T57647467GRGT36(4.8%), T5T64787823GRGT(2.8%), T5T7467436GRGT(2.0%), T5T57647467GRGT(0.5%)
T5T734634786GT36 Nicks T5T734634786GT3(45%), T5T673467GT4(30%), T5T83947897GT3(14%), T5T847437GT3(5.5%), T5T3736362GT3(3.6%), T5T373636GT3(0.5%)
Rebel5 Nicks Rebel(97%), Rebel17(1.0%), Rebel56(0.7%), Rebel98(0.6%), Rebel29(0.1%)
Jonnie103 Nicks Jonnie10(92%), Jonnie(5.9%), Jonnie101(2.0%)
Cg3 Nicks Cg(94%), Cg__(4.6%), Cg69(1.1%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 1828
hearty - 914
icon - 2795
Rebel - 1738
2StormVuLT - 765
icon - 564
Kenny - 952
play - 1556
3Evil-Bill - 621
Sherry - 385
TheRealestTee - 832
janey - 1236
4watty1 - 592
Julie - 354
hearty - 777
smokey69 - 966
5Milla - 479
WreckIt80 - 327
kipper - 712
JasonKing - 916
6hearty - 467
Kenny - 265
SELINAGUCCII - 606
livelaughleave - 811
7Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 451
Evil-Bill - 257
Rebel - 425
SELINAGUCCII - 700
8Fukitol - 407
SheeEp - 251
Julie - 417
kipper - 700
9Rebel - 402
Kenny_Krampus - 242
Milla - 393
PascaI-Montana - 668
10cunt - 391
ROBtABBYwishuweredead - 225
dingo - 379
kid-a - 638

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
9 (3.1%)
 10000..11999
37 (13%)
 8000..9999
95 (33%)
 6000..7999
92 (32%)
 4000..5999
46 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.1%)
 1..1999
4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14
 
 
 
Lines: 127101



Chat partners

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 StormVuLTt3 1 RebelWreckIt80
2 Hayleyt3 2 Sherryicon
3 Evil-Billt3 3 GOATicon
4 Fukitolt3 4 Evil-Billt3
5 MillaOuternational 5 ROBtABBYwishuweredeadicon
6 HayleyStormVuLT 6 Millaicon
7 RebelScreamo 7 Julieicon
8 Millat3 8 JulieWreckIt80
9 MillaPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 9 JulieSherry
10 Fireflyt3 10 EvangelistSherry
11 MillaStormVuLT 11 JulieSheeEp
12 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 12 Kennyhearty
13 KennyOuternational 13 SheeEpSherry
14 cuntt3 14 Sherryhearty
15 Rebelwatty1 15 Fukitolt3
16 ToppaTopTophearty 16 KennyNorthypole
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xot3 17 SheeEpicon
18 FukitolGuantanamo 18 dingoicon
19 FireflyMilla 19 JulieNorthypole
20 Kennyt3 20 Evil-BillFukitol


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Kennyicon 1 Rebelplay
2 Millaicon 2 Rebelsmokey69
3 Julieicon 3 RebelVibesAlive
4 TheRealestTeeicon 4 JasonKingplay
5 Rebelicon 5 T5T74575465GRGTkipper
6 kippericon 6 JasonKingRebel
7 playicon 7 janeysmokey69
8 JulieTheRealestTee 8 JasonKingsmokey69
9 heartyicon 9 Rebelicon
10 heartyplay 10 Rebelkid-a
11 KennyTheRealestTee 11 playsmokey69
12 Sherryicon 12 RebelScreamo
13 SheeEpicon 13 Rebelhearty
14 Kennyhearty 14 T5T74575465GRGTTDK9
15 SELINAGUCCIIicon 15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
16 Millagowest 16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokipper
17 gowesticon 17 T5T734634786GT3kipper
18 Evil-BillKenny 18 PascaI-Montanaplay
19 SELINAGUCCIIKenny 19 livelaughleaveplay
20 Rebelplay 20 playhearty



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Sherry  7
  100%
2 watty1  7
  100%
3 hearty  7
  100%
4 icon  7
  100%
5 Evangelist  7
  100%
6 Cg  7
  100%
7 LQQK87  7
  100%
8 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
9 SheeEp  7
  100%
10 kid-a  7
  100%
11 smokey69  7
  100%
12 JasonKing  7
  100%
13 Rebel  7
  100%
14 play  7
  100%
15 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
16 Kenny  6
  86%
17 Hayley  6
  86%
18 kipper  6
  86%
19 Emmaa  6
  86%
20 t3  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 smokey69  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 kid-a  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 SheeEp  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 JasonKing  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 Happyjulie50  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 play  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 Rebel  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 TheRealestTee  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 hearty  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 watty1  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 Sherry  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 icon  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 LQQK87  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 Cg  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Evangelist  7 8 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 kipper  6 8 Dec - 13 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
17 Emmaa  6 8 Dec - 13 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
18 SELINAGUCCII  5 8 Dec - 12 Dec 2025
  Currently 1 days active
19 Northypole  5 10 Dec - 14 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
20 livelaughleave  5 9 Dec - 13 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
54.. 6 gg(74.3), B-P_JCitipmt(63.3), Style_upon_Style(61.3), GOAT(57.3), TD...
51..53 2 dan_kelly(51.2), CheersToYou(51.1)
48..50 3 HollaWidTheRinsinSound(49.2), Outernational(48.6), something4theeho...
45..47 3 Pascal-Montana(47.2), WreckIt80(45.9), bovary(45.3)
42..44 4 YaddaX3(44.4), PascaI-Montana(44.3), livelaughleave(42.4), bitchimea...
39..41 3 t3(41.7), Guantanamo(39.8), Funktastic(39.6)
36..38 10 Goldensands(38.5), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(38.5), ToppaTopTop(38.2), T...
33..35 9 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo(36.0), getitrightgetitrightmayne(35.9), T...
30..32 11 kipper(32.8), cunt(32.8), MrMeltysBigMeltdownHatingRebel(32.5), Vibe...
27..29 11 Cg(29.7), OHMYGOD(29.6), Milla(29.4), SELINAGUCCII(29.2), Le_Uno(...
24..26 14 JenniCricket(26.9), watty1(26.9), Conor(26.8), figgit(26.6), Kenny(26.3...
21..23 6 TheWeeknd(24.0), Firefly(23.6), Sons40(22.5), rr42(22.5), Spooky(21....
18..20 6 Classic(20.6), Yew(20.5), StepByStep(20.3), Screamo(19.3), Emmaa(...
..17 17 Showtime(17.8), ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA(16.7), ROBSAYZUUUEEEWW...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words in #kisschat.co.uk:

Count Word Last used by At
3200 "that" rr42 14 Dec 23:50
2163 "your" Happyjulie50 14 Dec 23:47
1901 "have" TheRaven65 14 Dec 23:37
1839 "LIKE" Sheila 14 Dec 23:41
1792 "with" rr42 14 Dec 23:46
1459 "They" TheRaven65 14 Dec 23:37
1346 "what" Rebel 14 Dec 23:25
1303 "here" Happyjulie50 14 Dec 23:45
1271 "just" kukumba 14 Dec 23:49
987 "about" Rebel 14 Dec 23:32


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1215 "Rebel" rr42 14 Dec 23:36
986 "icon" T5T746873687GTR 14 Dec 23:42
813 "play" Rebel 14 Dec 23:52
779 "Kenny" SELINAGUCCII 14 Dec 22:28
458 "Milla" play 14 Dec 21:36


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
152 icon "Panic"(11), "Lollllll"(46), "honky"(9), "*Gets"(7), "Rader"(5), "scream"(8), "aids*"(5),
"tonkers"(10), "Sweats"(6), "Rascal"(5), "he’d"(3), "let’s"(3), "here’s"(4),
"Krankies"(4), "pervitin"(3), "wheelchair"(8), "colostomy"(3), "FRAUDULENT"(5),
"palpitations"(8), "https://freeimage.host/i/fTA3Rst"(10)
62 t3 "dayz"(4), "jedi"(3), "c0ck"(5), "Tiger"(4), "kinds"(3), "GREET"(3), "twerk"(3), "admitted"(11),
"wacist"(4), "honour"(4), "hetero"(3), "Tabitha"(5), "shoulda"(5), "MATHEWS"(5),
"fuentes"(3), "Stringer"(4), "ladyboys"(3), "roundabouts"(3), "complicated"(3),
"masturbated"(3)
59 Milla "of "(5), "Esena"(3), "oldie"(3), "Adil "(5), " Jynx"(5), "awhile"(3), "come "(3),
" lol "(5), "easiest"(3), " chill"(3), "include"(3), "username"(5), " hearty"(3),
"Diamonds"(3), "fucking "(4), "apartment"(4), "usernames"(3), " Outernational"(15),
" Firefly "(3), " Northypole"(4)
56 Rebel "Walsh"(11), "HUNs"(5), "cube"(4), "vids"(4), "mutt"(4), "ppls"(3), "poofy"(5), "Tragic"(7),
"gotten"(5), "humped"(3), "spewing"(4), "caution"(4), "hampers"(3), "stinking"(4),
"Validate"(4), "Hanukkah"(4), "burghead"(3), "grandson"(3), "surrender"(3),
"slaughtered"(4)
50 dingo "KUNT"(21), "REEL"(14), "T5 "(8), "SEXI"(4), "avesca"(9), "SPEEK"(6), "HAYKEY"(7),
"FUKER"(3), "Zokinvy"(9), "theyd"(3), "KISSIES"(7), "oyster"(3), "ZOPSIA"(3),
"STRINGY"(4), "GRUMMER"(4), "TABBYDIE"(3), "DIE==JOIN"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), ...
39 Kenny "wankers "(21), "wasa"(3), "why "(4), "slag "(6), "EARNED"(5), "hard "(5),
"mine "(4), "ages "(4), "hurt "(3), "1st "(3), "BEST "(3), "txting"(3), "footy "(4),
"damaged"(3), "night "(3), "psycho "(3), "baseball"(3), "fucker "(3), "shitheads"(3),
"screamer "(4)
39 livelaughleave "null"(8), "swab"(3), "cult"(3), "serve"(4), "Piers"(3), "submit"(3), "170k"(6), "tallow"(3),
"frontal"(4), "Gareths"(3), "asiatic"(3), "function"(5), "memories"(4), "contrary"(3),
"cashiers"(3), "terribly"(3), "hydration"(3), "bridgette"(3), "discussion"(3),
"appropriately"(3)
35 janey " INNIT"(47), " IAM"(12), "MORING"(14), "FOOKING "(27), "FACK"(3), "TRYS"(3),
" COZ"(4), " i "(3), "LORRYS"(6), "tescos"(4), "PLAYS "(6), " EVER"(3),
"MORINGS"(6), "BILLY "(4), " FOR "(3), " FATSO"(3), " FOOKING"(3),
"YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(4), "INNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"(3),
" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"(3)
34 kid-a "quiz"(7), "kats"(6), " or"(4), "choir"(4), " aye"(4), " aww"(3), "whips"(3), "values"(3),
" Once"(3), " same"(3), " Then"(3), " Great"(3), "Youdont"(3), " later"(3),
"leading"(3), "logging"(3), "Steagzz"(3), "entirely"(3), "psychiatrist"(3), "entertainment"(4)
32 play "offf"(4), "wasp"(3), "Noem"(3), "yoiu"(3), "WORMS"(4), "mutha"(3), "FLUID"(3), "earns"(3),
"Kristi"(5), "gentle"(4), "clouds"(4), "selian"(3), "PRESSIE"(4), "beaches"(3), "Liimhole"(4),
"YERRRRRR"(3), "vomitting"(3), "treatments"(3), "misunderstood"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fAGdj6X"(5)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
42 Kenny and Kenny_Krampus "them "(23), "wanker "(22), "dude "(12), "sad "(5), "boy "(3), "seems "(8),
"meds "(4), "wrong "(7), "shithead"(10), "lose "(3), "martial"(6), "cold "(3),
"those "(3), "Dracula"(3), "month "(3), "granddad"(5), "series "(5), "happens "(4),
"tomorrow "(6), "already "(3)
30 t3 and Evil-Bill "nigga"(8), "Maya"(5), "whip"(3), "hunting"(12), "degree"(6), "tactic"(5), "finding"(7),
"dagger"(4), "impose"(3), "menace"(3), "Satanic"(6), "Marvel"(3), "licence"(5), "praying"(4),
"logical"(4), "breasts"(3), "serpent"(3), "meating"(3), "Amsterdam"(3), "supermarket"(6)
28 kid-a and Milla " it"(27), "VULT"(19), " hey"(22), " yeah"(19), " ok"(9), " lmao"(14), " is"(3),
" So"(3), "virgo"(6), " let"(4), " get"(4), " Don"(3), " like"(6), " Haha"(5), "settle"(4),
" HAVE"(3), "divorce"(4), " gowest"(6), "creating"(4), "disappointed"(5)
21 icon and Rebel "blast"(34), "march"(8), "cups"(4), "FLESH"(7), "Dennis"(7), "foods"(4), "dealing"(10),
"flute"(3), "chased"(6), "sticks"(6), "contact"(9), "mobility"(10), "bottles"(7), "sunset"(4),
"blamed"(3), "Packing"(4), "bracelet"(3), "evenings"(3), "blankets"(3), "revolting"(4)
20 Rebel and t3 "term"(11), "Pfft"(5), "papa"(5), "Frank"(8), "Roger"(7), "pour"(3), "lake"(3), "sang"(3),
"Calvin"(8), "flood"(4), "beside"(6), "serial"(4), "cotton"(4), "swings"(3), "missus"(3),
"targets"(3), "spreading"(8), "BLEEDING"(4), "cleanest"(3), "crossing"(3)
20 Rebel and SELINAGUCCII "ankle"(8), "Gaza"(4), "cells"(7), "chav"(4), "brat"(3), "bells"(5), "Govee"(4), "ironed"(6),
"deeds"(3), "gears"(3), "design"(4), "hygiene"(5), "JUNKIES"(4), "shining"(4),
"youngest"(7), "concept"(3), "precious"(4), "chemical"(3), "chickens"(3), "switzerland"(3)
20 icon and t3 "carer"(17), "Castle"(20), "noncey"(13), "SOCK"(5), "peak"(4), "brut"(3), "flick"(4),
"toupee"(6), "sheet"(3), "villa"(3), "*slaps"(5), "fillet"(4), "scumbag"(7), "11th"(3), "lesson"(3),
"despair"(5), "vinegar"(3), "strategy"(4), "comeback"(3), "certificate"(5)
19 Rebel and play "was*"(3), "stank"(5), "immune"(7), "ankles"(7), "itchy"(3), "event"(3), "raids"(3), "haters"(6),
"dental"(6), "orders"(6), "caused"(5), "Saliva"(4), "Southern"(10), "willed"(3), "nightie"(3),
"fantasies"(5), "lifestyle"(4), "Mentioning"(4), "nonsensical"(4)
18 Rebel and kid-a "Hmmm"(15), "Celtic"(15), "rode"(5), "Pope"(4), "Fife"(4), "maxx"(4), "sturlan"(12),
"raging"(7), "Frijj"(3), "damage"(5), "potter"(3), " Time"(3), "Swoofer"(6), "WEETABIX"(5),
"separate"(4), "Republic"(3), "internal"(3), "Dunfermline"(4)
17 play and PascaI-Montana "Biden"(30), "YAMS"(8), "Viva"(4), "Pokey"(4), "BORDER"(6), "messed"(4), "clinic"(3),
"MEAGH "(6), "pumpkin"(6), "Somalis"(5), "Freckles"(4), "backside"(3), "espresso"(3),
"parasites"(3), "tendencies"(3), "professional"(4), "Northumberland"(3)




Top 3 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Rebel  1 <C3> rebel!!
2 icon  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon!
3 dingo  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo!!!!!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 temu-7rings  10 * temu-7rings farts out the oaf sound
2 GOAT  4 * GOAT busts a fat cum load over rebel, big slimy streaks in her cake hole -
there u go play give her a kiss xoxo
3 youdontknowwherethefoodis  3 * youdontknowwherethefoodis yawns
4 bitchimeating  3 * bitchimeating farts
5 VibesAlive  2 * VibesAlive still got it boys
6 squadgoals  2 * squadgoals yawns
7 play  2 * play IS A BIG NAME IN HERE SMOKEY
8 livelaughleave  2 * livelaughleave yawns
9 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing takes a backseat and watches the mongs type
10 UNITY-Ring  1 * UNITY-Ring greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum
11 TheBuddies  1 * TheBuddies makes a note never to move next door to Rocks
12 spank-the-monkey  1 * spank-the-monkey smells a cuban
13 Showtime  1 * Showtime waits to see if lefty leaves
14 getitrightgetitrightmayne  1 * getitrightgetitrightmayne contemplates expressing something with the right command
15 Buck_Nasty  1 * Buck_Nasty shoves a bundle of fivers down Julie's cleavage
16 Bowling-Shoe-Ugly  1 * Bowling-Shoe-Ugly come get me julie



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  32 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
2 TDK9  6 "glasgow is absolutely nothing, compared to the English towns % of them."
3 ROBtABBYwishuweredead  6 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
4 YaddaYaddaYadda  3 "Bangladesh = 100% a shithole"
5 TheRealestTee  3 "Rebel, that is 100% mm lol "
6 temu-7rings  3 "Especially when you've been eating the 100%"
7 Outernational  3 "There's one part where it's 14% Black and 10% Asian"
8 livelaughleave  3 "Yg posting meags address was a testament to how autistic he is because it showed she has
150% more to her name than him. The skint Roma gypsy rat can't even afford a VPN sub and sits
on council internet"
9 ToppaTopTop  2 "Meagh claimed ''99% of people that go to raves take drugs there'' "
10 SELINAGUCCII  2 "90% of my mates r white pple"
11 ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA  2 "BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "I got a mere 100%"
13 PascaI-Montana  2 "but there we are 95% of the United States media is virtually the Democratic Party teleprompter"
14 Optical  2 "Cucumbers are 96% water."
15 MissPiggy  2 "ArtemSV right yes of course totally 100% the BEST places to visit as a woman ((sarcasm))"
16 LQQK87  2 "HE'S OFF TO READ THE STATS NOW"
17 Kenny_Krampus  2 "it's the coco and milk content it has to be 20% for both "
18 Credulone-Chiacchiere  2 "Amazon is nearly as bad. 75% of the stuff sold on Amazon is Chinese manufactured"
19 CheersToYou  2 "100%"
20 Yew  1 "other 1% take the drugs before?"
21 YaddaX3  1 "Meaghe= a diagnosed with bipolar disorder, mentally ill, autistic, druggie, junkie, insane chatroom
addict, unsightly, masculine, dumbass ex postman, compulsive liar, 100% loser, who's kids are
probably in care cause she's an unfit mother"
22 WHITE_POWER  1 "emmaaa the census in 2020 says.. .. Detroit is 77% Black and 10% white, is that accutrate?"
23 T5T74575465GRGT  1 "I do feel how christains protray jesus christ is not 100% accurate down to his skin colour"
24 Style_upon_Style  1 "That's one thing 90% of chatters unite on.... disliking that foolish, waste of oxygen, imbecile Kid-a 😄"
25 StormVuLT  1 "83% of Capricorns are insane"
26 something4theehotties  1 "100%"
27 SirDave  1 "answer the @#$%^&*( question lady,lol"
28 Sherry  1 "we been watching that 1 % show"
29 SheeEp  1 "55% of peope in hosp with Flu now"
30 SAURON  1 "Still sounds like 8% retardedness if you hit her precisely"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  92 "Earthquake Ray captain burger hodges honky tonks"
2 SheeEp  30 "you haf to drop the curry and take up fish an chips to blend in here"
3 SELINAGUCCII  29 "prefer cooked fish "
4 kipper  29 "Leeds, I love the smell of curry wafting in the morning"
5 Evangelist  25 "just to piss on plays chips"
6 play  24 "I love all italian meal made with chicken"
7 t3  22 "You don't eat pork Tabby?"
8 Rebel  16 "My usual is grapes, sometimes a salad or some rice cakes I've stopped drinking energy juice switched
to water sometimes put lemons in it"
9 GOAT  15 "so basically, bein in scotland, she gets zero power to her microwave, and has to eat her rustlers
burgers raw </3"
10 VSXPINK  13 "Jenni you ever had churches chicken?"
11 OHMYGOD  13 "now i have fish fingers"
12 Kenny  13 "yeah lost my fucking burger"
13 Sherry  12 "the price of beef had near doubled lately"
14 hearty  12 "right time for lunch"
15 temu-7rings  11 "Those oranges covered in chocolate"
16 TheRealestTee  10 "Mexican rice is nice"
17 PascaI-Montana  10 "I only have a very light lunch. I normally have my decent food later on this evening,"
18 eastcoastrocks  10 "but i prefer an indian curry"
19 watty1  9 "If ya going ram raid try jd sports or curry’s"
20 pub_slut  9 "I went to dinner last night with a wonderful lady"
21 Kenny_Krampus  9 "well not so much this year gonna make a christmas dinner "
22 giantryan  9 "Having bacon and egg butties first though"
23 Fukitol  9 "Baristo do us a balti chicken"
24 Evil-Bill  9 "Gross @ ground beef on pizza"
25 kid-a  8 "4 names already.  Hyper before lunchtime feed"
26 JasonKing  8 "steady that's a whole new bowl of fish"
27 smokey69  7 "Janey fuck off fishy pussy"
28 EBR  6 "Just for one fucking burger."
29 this-is-me  5 "staring at a fishy Fanny for hours on end"
30 T5T74575465GRGT  5 "EMMA I CAN GIVE YOU EGGS"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 t3  82 "This nigga said toon was beautiful then "who is omar" all in the same year"
2 Evil-Bill  50 ""Hiya" is what Freak always says."
3 TheRealestTee  24 "Used to wrap guys in chicken wire and put em in the sea, he named it "Fishing""
4 GOAT  17 ""bad religion is real" - they got some good albums too, ngl <3"
5 temu-7rings  12 "But you ain't fam, so what is this "we" sh-? You cuff yours and then leash it"
6 play  12 "it pains me when I see Rebel type "click""
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  12 "Hmph, well, something about intelligence being "artificial", puts me off"
8 bitchimeating  10 ""am I better looking than the great one""
9 EBR  9 "The only word I understand is "cunt"."
10 WreckIt80  8 "Incontinence is the condition's name. "incontinent" is a description of an individual afflicted
with said condition"
11 VSXPINK  8 "Is it pronounced "aire-mez"?"
12 StormVuLT  8 "No, I meant what you said about Emma "nice young man""
13 livelaughleave  8 "YG is a spastic incel in his late 40s who has been caught under the name "Ben" where
he admits he is a fat incel who wanks off to anime. He also sat begging Hayley and meag both
for sex"
14 getitrightgetitrightmayne  6 "loool@"get your makeup sorted" says the moron who lines the entire underside of its
eye"
15 Firefly  6 "came here after "kenny is a rapist""
16 cunt  6 "Ah don't you dare Jen "she wasting wax??" Ha"
17 CheersToYou  6 "Meag is in her 40s looking 10 years younger...."terrible genetics""
18 Odin  5 "arabic text says "they rode mohammed all night" he was gay"
19 Jynx  5 "Forgive me for not taking the opinion of a man who said "My sister has nice tits" seriously
Northypole"
20 Rebel  4 "Screamo is the OG of "hard men" before freak"
21 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo  4 "or heed the words of Franz Kafka: "All language, is but a poor translation" :)"
22 Julie  4 ""anyone else SICK of these guys using 'curious bc they dont have the BALLS to say "I
wanna"
23 John_Mayhoff  4 "This pathetic slob has been in "crisis" since 1992."
24 dingo  4 "This is so easy to figure out.The government will not allow citizens anuthing at all that can overthrow
them.In Feb 2023 the United Nations sent a memo to the Aust gov '"your people still have
too many guns.Do something.This is our plan, use it".They allowed these people to have outlawed
rifles."
25 Westons  3 ""private prescription"  = mohammed behind tescos"
26 something4theehotties  3 "No offense but going into business with people who say "we should go into business together
" is a solid rule of thumb"
27 Milla  3 "A bouncer named "Kenny Wild" who worked at discos in Lusaka in the 1980s. lol"
28 LQQK87  3 "BETTER TO LET THE "TISM" DO IT'S WORK"
29 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  3 "Selina, the only "lie" is you claiming to have a husband and child."
30 GymGoth  3 "I was going to say "that Irish fella" wouldn't narrow it down lol"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Happyjulie50  44 "hello to everyone here from  uk"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  24 "hello folks and oafs"
3 Rebel  20 "Not yet no still in my work clothes of black jeans and a black v neck top because hey why not"
4 kid-a  16 "Great ty. But I have to sit through dodgy uni rock bands this afternoon"
5 hearty  16 "Hello all"
6 Cg  16 "Hello everybody mornin"
7 Northypole  11 "morning kid a room stud"
8 Evil-Bill  10 "Hello Emmmaa"
9 PascaI-Montana  9 "Play is your guardian Angel hey Lady Gaga look alike"
10 icon  8 "Hello fat cunts xxxxxxxxxx"
11 SheeEp  7 "morning bill hows pizza, i mean tricks :D"
12 kipper  7 "hearty were you ranting away at 3am this morning?"
13 TheRealestTee  6 "Wedding happened the next morning"
14 Milla  6 " lol hey Goat"
15 JasonKing  6 "hello sens"
16 Emmaa  6 "Oh hello Billybob!"
17 StormVuLT  5 "Hello Guantanamo"
18 smokey69  5 "Hello there rebel one sexy lady 😜"
19 Julie  5 "Howdy to you too sir dave"
20 SELINAGUCCII  4 "salam hello bonjour"
21 play  4 "had nothing to poo out this morning becuase I puked it all up"
22 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo  4 "anyways, unlike you pipsqueaks, I worked all day -- from morning till evening"
23 OHMYGOD  4 "i did  a test in the morning aand i just did a test just now"
24 Northy35  4 "hello lauren what you up to"
25 LQQK87  4 "NO WORK YET AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN MONTANA PISSCAL THE QUEER ? ....WHAT A SURPRISE."
26 VibesAlive  3 "Rebel: hey rebel, bad connection"
27 ToonIsAsexSymbol  3 "Toon was in thsi morning."
28 t3  3 "Now you got me on a mission at 3 in the morning"
29 Spicy  3 "Helloooooo everyone!❤️"
30 Pakistanifuk  3 "3 inches I was born and bred here but hey ho I guess ignorance and privilege for your kind is still
a thinh"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 kipper  290 "Julie oh yeah the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree :D"
2 icon  265 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  148 "<<<< I'm a handsome stallion :)"
4 watty1  134 "😎🤳🏻🤳🏻"
5 Milla  99 "    You know my full name so well  livelaughleave  :D"
6 SheeEp  64 "maybe a sub roll but they charge a extra quid and you dont get no extra :D"
7 Rebel  57 "Absolutely not 🙂 I see a traitor"
8 StormVuLT  55 "yw t3, don't be a stranger ;)"
9 Hayley  42 "When I said I claimed benefits for my jack russell 😂😂😂"
10 smokey69  37 "* notices  rebel has a loose fitting v neck unbuttoned too 😉 x"
11 gg  27 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
12 Fukitol  25 "testes testes 😁"
13 Outernational  21 "you trained him, you didn't train him. make your mind up 😂"
14 UndefeatedAndBrutal  18 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
15 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo  18 "Hayley <----------------- dreams of my intensity ;)"
16 TheRealestTee  16 "Yesterday Kenny said he got hit by a bus and just walked away 😂"
17 Style_upon_Style  15 "One minute he calls me racist, the next he calls me a wigger 😂"
18 TheChampion  12 "😉"
19 YaddaX3  11 "You've already told me the names of them 😂"
20 ToppaTopTop  11 "Marty you're that dense you had the most obvious password ''Millwall'' 😂 😂"
21 T5T734634786GT3  11 "no sex before marriage, most white women have popped their cherry by their 14th birthday :D"
22 SonOFaGUN  10 "😂 double spits on milla"
23 HollaWidTheRinsinSound  10 "He hates that there was zero diversity at his wedding😂"
24 ArtemSV  10 "When people ask Toon and Watty 'where did you meet'. I wonder what they say? 😄"
25 Julie  9 "I just thinks it so hilarious 😂"
26 Danielle  9 "Ah.  That’s great :) glad to read it"
27 bovary  8 "And you Scots aren't actually native to the UK. Yiu came across from Europe, killed the humans
here already and took over 🤣"
28 RLD_Records  7 "He's a troubled simpleton for sure 😄"
29 VibesAlive  6 "kipper: my kids with Emmaa ?? ;)"
30 TDK9  6 "PascaI-Montana you clearly don't have a fucking clue about Somalians 😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  373 "👊"
2 hearty  311 "All"
3 kipper  169 ":D"
4 Rebel  153 "I am"
5 dingo  146 "HMO"
6 t3  129 "Bill"
7 Julie  114 "Bs"
8 smokey69  113 "Lol"
9 watty1  111 "💊"
10 Milla  104 " k"
11 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  91 ":)"
12 SELINAGUCCII  87 "yuck"
13 Evil-Bill  81 "lmao"
14 Emmaa  69 "Oh"
15 Firefly  67 "lol"
16 kid-a  59 "Lol"
17 JasonKing  58 "oh"
18 janey  58 "YES"
19 StormVuLT  49 "Hi"
20 livelaughleave  48 "lol"
21 Kenny  46 "lol"
22 SheeEp  44 "d'oh"
23 katsumi  44 "lol"
24 TheRealestTee  40 "Ty"
25 Screamo  37 "Me"
26 play  36 "DEFO"
27 Hayley  36 "£30"
28 Yew  31 "lol"
29 ROBmathewssayz  31 "NO"
30 ROBtABBYwishuweredead  30 "OMG"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Rebel  98 <t3> Rebel, watty will be wanking to that audio for the next 8 months
2 kipper  41 <VibesAlive> kipper: hope you both work it out
3 play  32 <VibesAlive> play: i'l stay under 10 then, thanks
4 janey  29 <VibesAlive> janey: i'd rate you out of 10
5 bovary  22 <VibesAlive> bovary: stay strong!
6 Milla  21 <T5T734634786GT3> MILLA: MESSAGE TO MA HATAS DEAL WIF IT BEETCHES HAHAHAHAHAHHA
7 Kenny  20 <TheRealestTee> Kenny, how the fuck you calling me sad then saying you take pills to
make you happy? Lol 
8 Danielle  18 <VibesAlive> Danielle: typical woman
9 hearty  16 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> hearty, slap this loser kid-a around for me
10 Emmaa  15 <VibesAlive> Emmaa: Are you the hot Emma or is Emmaaa the hot one?
11 dingo  15 <VibesAlive> dingo: do a yorkshire one
12 Julie  14 <UNITY-Ring> Julie, according to my research, lefty is one of 5 chatters who have
rubbed one out to your picture.... the others being icon, Pascal, freak
and SheeEp
13 t3  12 <MissPiggy> T3, I have not been here much before so didn't know that
14 icon  12 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, please insert kid-a there into the fat-apult
15 Hayley  11 <Milla> Hayley, what  you thought of the winner Celebrity get me outta here
. this year ?
16 livelaughleave  9 <VibesAlive> livelaughleave: no way
17 JasonKing  9 <VibesAlive> JasonKing: are you a council king
18 Outernational  8 <Milla> Outernational,  you are kept looking at my pictures.
19 OHMYGOD  8 <Richman> OHMYGOD:   you must be living in forest 
20 giantryan  8 <VibesAlive> giantryan: his head was gone
21 Style_upon_Style  6 <VibesAlive> Style_upon_Style: he lives a couple streets away
22 smokey69  6 <VibesAlive> smokey69: would you though
23 GOAT  6 <Hose_for_the_Holidays> GOAT, being somewhat normal, is on the verge of choking the lift out
of mental patient Julie.
24 Odin  5 <VibesAlive> Odin: has a cunt but it's old and knackered
25 Guantanamo  5 <Baristo> Guantanamo:  you are a racist bastard
26 kukumba  4 <VibesAlive> kukumba: she is actually good looking shame about her personality
27 Jason  4 <Milla> Jason , stay positive
28 Fukitol  4 <t3> Fukitol, Tabby will stab you.
29 VibesAlive  3 <livelaughleave> VibesAlive, that's sure is rich coming from a troll
30 StormVuLT  3 <TAOS> StormVuLT:  alcohol is not allowed but that does not make someone
non muslim , its a sin accorfing to Islamic teaching



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