#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Thursday 8 Jan 2026 to Wednesday 14 Jan 2026
532 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily chat activity

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#kisschat.co.uk hourly stats

5.7% 4.5% 5.5% 6.0% 2.9% 0.7% 1.1% 1.7% 1.6% 1.7% 2.2% 3.0% 4.0% 2.9% 3.1% 3.7% 4.0% 3.7% 5.0% 6.1% 6.5% 7.5% 8.7% 8.0%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
765817
(Est.
523900)
81491

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
1 - 3
2026
Total number of lines: 8839983
Estimated number of lines for current section: 523900 lines

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

call_555-RATT liked talking about themself - 10 descriptions altogether.
Example:
 13 Jan 2:13 * call_555-RATT yawns
is JasonKing stupid or just asking too many questions? 23% of lines contained a question!

...and the silver medal goes to freak_the_legend - with a question ratio of 20%.

icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 27 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).

dingo also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 13 times.

Highest CAPS ratio: dingo with 1215 of words in CAPS.
Example:
 9 Jan 22:57 <dingo> I GET PAID TOKENS
14 Jan 2026 22:00 - 23:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 24 people active
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 LQQK87, RebelRock, kid-a, Cuyahosebag, Fukitol, SirDave, Sir_Daves_Mum, bitchbewithyou, JasonKing, Chaz, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, LivStreet, carl, Mike_Lennord_2026, Steagzzz, Noumea, Northy, Jonniew, MikeTard2025, lmly_hb, Play_Soon_Not_Here, dingo, T5T65463H2R, play
michelle_rko was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 58 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line)

#kisschat.co.uk's multiple-personality disorder sufferers (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T65463H2R7 Nicks T5T65463H2R(51%), T5T55454H2R(20%), T5T28373H2R(13%), T5T273636H2R(6.1%), T5T54675H2R(4.1%), T5T7346746H2R(4.1%), T5T5746H2R(0.3%)
dingo5 Nicks dingo(92%), dingo33(3.7%), dingo98(2.9%), dingo27(0.9%), dingo10(0.1%)
Jonnie4 Nicks Jonnie(93%), Jonnie6(5.0%), JONNIE34(1.7%), Jonnie3(0.3%)
kid-a3 Nicks kid-a(97%), kid_a(2.1%), kid-a59(0.1%)
JasonKing3 Nicks JasonKing(97%), JasonKing61(2.2%), JasonKing92(0.4%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1giantryan - 968
dingo - 496
icon - 1030
Kenny - 1336
2Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 605
kid-a - 391
Kenny - 958
play - 1190
3t3 - 561
blahbal - 386
morning123 - 897
Rebel - 1087
4Hayley - 493
Sherry - 328
Sherry - 597
RebelRock - 980
5dingo - 453
prostate - 311
stevo - 449
giantryan - 748
6watty1 - 416
MikeTard2025 - 291
kid-a - 397
kid-a - 712
7kid-a - 402
Julie - 238
Rebel - 394
dingo - 567
8Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo - 361
VeniVidiVici - 227
darkness - 291
Pascai-Montana - 550
9justwokeup - 287
FIRST - 175
giantryan - 244
call_555-RATT - 546
10Fukitol - 269
Kenny - 123
Evil-Bill - 235
bitchbewithyou - 539

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

4/2025 - 1/2026

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
4 (1.4%)
 10000..11999
33 (11%)
 8000..9999
93 (32%)
 6000..7999
92 (32%)
 4000..5999
55 (19%)
 2000..3999
9 (3.1%)
 1..1999
3 (1.0%)

2026

1 / 2026
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14
 
 
Lines: 81491

2025

4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
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20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
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21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
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5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
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7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 259726



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Rebelplay 1 Juliedingo
2 HayleyPhead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo 2 VeniVidiVicikid-a
3 Hayleyt3 3 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherkid-a
4 Hayleygiantryan 4 JulieSherry
5 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 5 blahbalkid-a
6 kid-aplay 6 dingofreak_the_legend
7 JasonKingwatty1 7 FIRSTJulie
8 LEX123Milla 8 dingoicon
9 HayleyT5T65463H2R 9 dingoSherry
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xodingo 10 Angel-Gabrielmichelle_rko
11 FukitolMilla 11 VeniVidiViciblahbal
12 Millat3 12 NorthySherry
13 t3giantryan 13 NorthyJulie
14 t3kid-a 14 MikeTard2025kelly_gtr
15 t3Fukitol 15 FIRSTSherry
16 t3StormVuLT 16 Rectal_Tongue_PuncherVeniVidiVici
17 Millakenosha_kickers 17 RebSherry
18 MillaRebel 18 Julieicon
19 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xogiantryan 19 FIRSTkid-a
20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay 20 RebellingSherry


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 KennySherry 1 Rebelplay
2 Sherryicon 2 playkid-a
3 darknessmorning123 3 playRebelRock
4 KennyRebel 4 KennyRebel
5 Sherrykid-a 5 Rebelkid-a
6 Kennydarkness 6 Kennywatty1
7 Kennymorning123 7 Rebelgiantryan
8 morning123Rebel 8 RebelScreamo
9 darknessRebel 9 Kennyplay
10 Kennystevo 10 KennyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
11 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherstevo 11 JasonKingplay
12 Sherrymorning123 12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay
13 Kennyicon 13 RebelRockbitchbewithyou
14 Julieicon 14 Kennygiantryan
15 janeyicon 15 JasonKingRebel
16 RebelSherry 16 RebelRockicon
17 Rebelstevo 17 JasonKingKenny
18 stevomorning123 18 giantryanplay
19 Sherrydarkness 19 JasonKingMilla
20 SherryRectal_Tongue_Puncher 20 LQQK87play



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 dingo  7
  100%
2 kid-a  7
  100%
3 icon  7
  100%
4 Northy  7
  100%
5 MikeTard2025  7
  100%
6 Jonnie  7
  100%
7 Kenny  7
  100%
8 giantryan  7
  100%
9 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
10 JasonKing  6
  86%
11 T5T65463H2R  6
  86%
12 LQQK87  6
  86%
13 Cg  6
  86%
14 Sherry  6
  86%
15 play  6
  86%
16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6
  86%
17 SELINAGUCCII  5
  71%
18 Hayley  5
  71%
19 Julie  5
  71%
20 Spooky  5
  71%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Kenny  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
2 Jonnie  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
3 Happyjulie50  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
4 giantryan  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
5 MikeTard2025  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
6 kid-a  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
7 dingo  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
8 Northy  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
9 icon  7 8 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
10 Cg  6 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
11 Sherry  6 8 Jan - 13 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active *
12 T5T65463H2R  6 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Currently 1 days active
14 Fukitol  5 10 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active
15 Hayley  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Last active 2 days ago (12 Jan 2026)
16 LQQK87  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Currently 1 days active
17 JasonKing  5 8 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Currently 1 days active
18 Screamo  4 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Last active 2 days ago (12 Jan 2026)
19 Touched_By_Tism  4 8 Jan - 11 Jan 2026
  Last active 3 days ago (11 Jan 2026)
20 Rebel  4 8 Jan - 11 Jan 2026
  Last active 3 days ago (11 Jan 2026)




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 4 michelle_rko(57.9), CheersToYou(53.0), Touched_By_Tism(51.6), bitc...
42..44 5 Reb(44.8), LQQK87(43.5), MikeTard2025(43.2), kenosha_kickers(42.4...
39..41 5 RebelRock(41.3), Rebel(41.2), call_555-RATT(40.4), Pascai-Montana(4...
36..38 7 Stardust(38.9), Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(38.8), icon(37.9), plascal(...
33..35 7 it-looks-like-rain(35.6), Evil-Bill(35.5), ColdTrain(35.3), KillTheSceneLike...
30..32 10 play(32.6), Milla(32.3), PissAaron(32.3), T5T65463H2R(32.1), kid-a(32....
27..29 12 SELINAGUCCII(29.6), Cg(29.1), darkness(29.1), prostate(28.7), Northy...
24..26 6 SirDave(26.7), blahbal(25.8), Chaz(25.3), Spooky(24.8), Hayley(24.7), ...
21..23 10 VeniVidiVici(23.8), Fukitol(23.6), giantryan(23.1), RegisteredName(22....
..20 6 FIRST(20.5), smokey69(19.1), Julie(19.0), LEX123(18.5), janey(18.4), ...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most used words

Count Word Last used by At
2271 "that" play 14 Jan 23:59
1431 "have" the_warner_sister_dot 14 Jan 23:59
1378 "with" the_warner_sister_dot 14 Jan 23:59
1365 "like" play 14 Jan 23:58
1225 "your" play 14 Jan 23:59
1124 "they" kid-a 14 Jan 23:50
988 "what" DanieIle 14 Jan 23:55
959 "just" the_warner_sister_dot 14 Jan 23:59
882 "here" play 14 Jan 23:56
744 "this" eezzee 14 Jan 23:48


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
953 "Rebel" the_warner_sister_dot 14 Jan 23:59
649 "play" DanieIle 14 Jan 23:59
523 "Kenny" bitchbewithyou 14 Jan 22:18
439 "icon" T5T65463H2R 14 Jan 23:09
284 "Hayley" kid-a 14 Jan 21:43


The ones with own private vocabulary
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
94 Kenny "cigs"(8), "wasa"(4), "sad "(4), "screamer"(10), "move "(3), "1st "(3), "what "(3),
"WILLIE"(3), "only "(3), "Phillip"(3), "harsh "(3), "knows "(3), "safer "(3),
"coloured"(3), "9:30pm"(4), "scottish "(4), "shithead "(4), "radiator "(3),
"fighting "(3), "something "(5)
73 icon "rumble"(17), "epic"(7), "tonks"(8), "iron"(5), "900X"(14), "hodges"(10), "Can’t"(12),
"diced"(5), "Qawra"(3), "August"(4), "cassidy"(3), "molester"(3), "fishcakes"(4),
"they’re"(4), "cocktails"(3), "pissheads"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(12),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(6), "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fvIijGj"(5)
60 kid-a " yeah"(30), "blah"(9), "vult"(6), " Do"(5), "pming"(8), "Lego"(3), " ah"(3), " can"(5),
" did"(4), " Tabby"(10), " t5"(3), " maybe"(7), " nice"(4), " Some"(3), " true"(3),
"prattle"(5), "toddler"(5), " Stevo"(4), " could"(3), " Anyway"(5)
38 giantryan "Ellooo"(19), "zoom"(9), "duty"(5), "guts"(4), "Fibre"(4), "Oreyt"(3), "Ellooooo"(11),
"Nooooo"(3), "Whaaaa"(3), "doobie"(3), "nerves"(3), "edibles"(5), "loosing"(4),
"updates"(3), "spiders"(3), "packing"(3), "Chocolat"(3), "Elloooooo"(4), "doorframe"(3),
"playstation"(5)
32 RebelRock "Tony"(6), "memo"(3), "Boomf"(3), "crisp"(3), "boxes"(3), "viagra"(6), "yiddly"(5), "junior"(4),
"mmmmmm"(3), "wrists"(3), "scheme"(3), "orouke"(3), "yapping"(3), "haunted"(3),
"cinnamon"(5), "dislikes"(3), "imbecile"(3), "Wednesday"(4), "appointed"(3),
"connections"(3)
30 call_555-RATT "clouds"(7), "micro"(3), "poison"(6), "fleece"(5), "fatter"(5), "freeze"(4), "chilly"(3),
"Cactus"(3), "hotdog"(3), "concept"(5), "ripping"(4), "incomes"(4), "f******"(4), "addidas"(3),
"Nebraska"(5), "hormones"(5), "Kirkland"(4), "diarrhea"(3), "guacamole"(3),
"timberland"(3)
27 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "flew"(3), "dealt"(5), "Churchill"(17), "Latin"(3), "apply"(3), "OFFER"(3), "failure"(8),
"busker"(5), "silver"(4), "Iranian"(7), "Tundra"(3), "A.V.T"(3), "annexes"(3), "tearing"(3),
"gasoline"(3), "assembled"(4), "Caledonia"(4), "Canadians"(3), "pipsqueaks"(5),
"Hemisphere"(4)
27 bitchbewithyou "PTSD"(11), "pyros"(5), "beats"(4), "armed"(4), "Blink"(3), "goyim"(3), "desire"(3),
"gassing"(6), "brained"(3), "Bahahaha"(5), "Bahahahaha"(11), "freakshow"(4),
"sponsored"(3), "repeatedly"(4), "challenged"(4), "RebelRetard"(6), "associates"(3),
"schizophrenic"(9), "Bahahahahahahahaha"(8), "Bahahahahahahahahahahaha"(6)
27 play "voca"(16), "soda"(6), "firm"(4), "Saul"(3), "rear"(3), "rugs"(3), "bigly"(3), "nicest"(3),
"contain"(4), "GOODBYE"(3), "vacation"(5), "sexually"(3), "hypocrite"(5), "stimulant"(3),
"bisacodyl"(3), "pinneapple"(3), "intestinal"(3), "unfriended"(3), "stimulating"(3),
"over-the-counter"(3)
26 Sherry "niks"(10), "auss"(4), "jong"(3), "tray"(3), "avin"(3), "Nylon"(6), "realy"(4), "grave"(3),
"camel"(3), "bastid"(4), "yeself"(3), "perkins"(6), "killers"(3), "SCOUSER"(3), "stewarts"(4),
"kennypoos"(4), "breakdowns"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhh"(5), "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"(5),
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
40 Rebel and RebelRock "neyhey"(40), "tour"(6), "Auld"(4), "brats"(6), "wolf"(3), "Tele"(3), "pansy"(4), "Sushi"(3),
"annual"(4), "bleugh"(4), "salads"(4), "Greasy"(3), "assume"(3), "dinners"(3),
"standard"(5), "messaged"(4), "Emaciated"(5), "Eventually"(6), "particular"(4),
"depressants"(5)
24 kid-a and Rebel "wing"(6), "quiz"(3), "asks"(3), "organ"(5), "brick"(5), "stats"(4), "split"(3), "anger"(3),
"buffet"(5), "decades"(4), "seasons"(3), "toastie"(3), "powerful"(6), "percent"(3),
"feelings"(6), "gallery"(3), "Ayrshire"(4), "swinging"(4), "generally"(5), "character"(3)
24 Kenny and Cg "kid "(24), "was "(11), "harder"(9), "its "(6), "thing "(10), "think "(9), "fun "(3),
"right "(7), "women "(7), "lady "(3), "than "(3), "best "(3), "would "(5),
"happy "(4), "other "(3), "trolls "(3), "called "(3), "awesome "(6), "southern"(3),
"depends "(3)
22 Kenny and Hayley "true "(11), "cg "(4), "once "(8), "nice "(7), "seemed"(7), "Rob "(3), "way "(3),
"too "(3), "did "(3), "end "(3), "down "(5), "Yeah "(4), "Does "(3), "Kick "(3),
"mine "(3), "better "(7), "nasty "(3), "friends "(6), "boring "(3), "Sometimes "(5)
19 kid-a and Milla " he"(41), " hey"(28), " No"(16), " oh"(14), " yes"(13), " lmao"(15), " well"(13),
" All"(7), " just"(10), " rebel"(12), " How"(6), " me"(3), " like"(8), " are"(4),
" aww"(3), " T3"(3), " right"(8), "remind"(4), "dislike"(3)
18 kid-a and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "cell"(3), "aware"(4), "unwell"(7), "Nobel"(3), "misery"(5), "pitiful"(7), "radical"(6),
"lefties"(4), "example"(4), "elections"(7), "ignorance"(6), "democracy"(6), "entirely"(3),
"awareness"(4), "increased"(4), "fascinating"(5), "denigrating"(3), "intellectual"(4)
17 play and Pascai-Montana "route"(7), "Texas"(6), "dough"(6), "arizona"(10), "Obama"(3), "funded"(4), "spaces"(3),
"watches"(6), "shortly"(4), "vehicle"(3), "perverted"(7), "tombstone"(6), "worldwide"(3),
"Republican"(6), "Financial"(3), "operations"(3), "medications"(5)
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo "dash"(8), "regime"(12), "gosh"(5), "~waves"(7), "~sigh~"(3), "fungus"(3), "junkies"(6),
"society"(5), "compost"(4), "remarks"(4), "adioafs"(3), "Toronto"(3), "Goodnight"(7),
"downtown"(3), "justified"(4), "weaponized"(4), "Shangri-La"(5)
17 Kenny and Rebel "fags"(3), "brush"(4), "Ninja"(4), "saves"(4), "carried"(8), "work "(5), "access"(4),
"kidneys"(6), "knives"(3), "invented"(9), "Francis"(4), "treated"(4), "impress"(3),
"dresses"(3), "candles"(3), "forgetting"(4), "travelling"(3)
15 Rebel and play "Vicky"(10), "phase"(4), "texts"(3), "eyeliner"(12), "saggy"(3), "faulty"(5), "Pollard"(7),
"speccy"(3), "twiglets"(8), "content"(4), "Munches"(3), "creature"(4), "perfectly"(5),
"infatuated"(3), "continuously"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 call_555-RATT  10 * call_555-RATT laughs and yawns at RebelRetards midlife crisis projections
2 Kenny  4 * Kenny hides my balls from rebs lol
3 Touched_By_Tism  3 * Touched_By_Tism spits on Jonnie
4 the-heartbreak-kid-a  3 * the-heartbreak-kid-a tunes up the band
5 kenosha_kickers  2 * kenosha_kickers yawns
6 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing pours a small sherry
7 bitchbewithyou  2 * bitchbewithyou flips hair
8 `555-RATT  2 * `555-RATT dances to two hearts by phil collins
9 zillion  1 * zillion sits
10 The-Golden-Mongs  1 * The-Golden-Mongs rams Fat Tim's microwave sized head against Kenny's 3d printed ankles
11 Play_Soon_Not_Here  1 * Play_Soon_Not_Here climbs on roof and points the rifle at play
12 play  1 * play is done with missJackson and Rebel
13 kirk  1 * kirk passes rebel a budwieser open that for me biatch
14 Kargo  1 * Kargo zap is now known as asshole
15 Im_Taller_Than_Freak  1 * Im_Taller_Than_Freak leans down hear freak
16 Go  1 * Go unhooks Phead's bra with the minimum of fuss



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  25 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
2 VeniVidiVici  8 "if 75% are from 6% of the population?"
3 dingo  8 "Gastric: +34%"
4 call_555-RATT  5 "dude can you believe the income tax in California is fucking....13%?"
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  3 "he already has Scotland, as his golf course takes up 50% of the terrain, or thereabouts lol"
6 MikeTard2025  3 "Ok but about to crash past 2:30am here and only slept about 4 hours last night and still haven'
t;t slept yet tonight and the THC high just wore off..tired 100% now"
7 YCW  2 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
8 play  2 "this is me An IQ of 164 is considered exceptionally gifted, placing you in a tiny fraction of the population
(less than 0.001%) and indicating extremely advanced cognitive abilities"
9 ohOkkk  2 "Oh. They think being me is so fun and easy... Have some CRACK at at.. and the FAN MAIL 📬 and
ALSO the 0% support to maintain your life from anyone else... And also no contact from anyone
you know"
10 kelly_gtr  2 "its a tonic wine  15% a bottle    all the young people use to drink it where i grew up"
11 zap  1 "Always the 1%"
12 Theroomofclowns  1 "Of course Phead like Trump lied despite video evidence of ICE killing that innocent woman and labelling
her the danger. Trump lies 99% of his life."
13 Sherry  1 "his 4% fat camel toe"
14 RockLobster  1 "I'm 90 % sure hate died tho"
15 Rebel  1 "Imagine running to stats to see how long I've been online for. Guess what DLA. I can't be here
12-15 hours a day I go to work during the week to have part of my wages surrendered for HMRC
to pay for the likes of you  so you can be here 12-15 hours a day"
16 Play_Soon_Not_Here  1 "something like 1% of them got released(and the vast majority of the 1% were redacted) then the
government said they need more time to release the rest"
17 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  1 "Trump's also instructing the major credit card companies, to keep their interest rates low (meaning
no higher than 10%). "
18 Peppermint  1 "The stats show Rebel spends 12-15 hours a day in chat posting her trashy fat sounding voice"
19 Pascai-Montana  1 "95% of the United States media news channels are incorporated within the Democratic Party"
20 LEX123  1 "he gets 100% weed"
21 KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel  1 "Something like 100% of root canals are actually infected and causing people other health issues."
22 kid-a  1 "Yg called me autistic then he went and counted his stats lines and told us the exact number. Me
and lqq were in stitches"
23 kenosha_kickers  1 "oh my God this is so funny especially in 2026 when there are entire YouTube channels dedicated
to displaying how 99.9999999% of cops are just doing their job"
24 JasonKing  1 "100%"
25 Hulk_Hogan  1 "especially with his stats dripping onto your nose,"
26 giantryan  1 "I dunno, I need to be 100% when I work"
27 Evil-Bill  1 "He proabably dated 90% of them."



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 call_555-RATT  43 "You can tell when it isn't beef"
2 icon  30 "He puts his club foot in his club foot out - in out in out he shakes his club foot all about - he does
the burger burger then he turns around on his mobility scooter - that’s what it’s all about !!!!!!"
3 RebelRock  25 "I don't eat chips fukitol"
4 morning123  24 "they were bought by currys"
5 play  23 "dont break the egg yoke until you are eating it"
6 Rebel  19 "Toons diet would be burgers, mountains of chips, greasy foods"
7 Pascai-Montana  18 "BEST BEEF IS IN SPAIN"
8 Sherry  16 "kenny how was yr fish dinner"
9 Kenny  12 "we have a 7 day fish shop "
10 Fukitol  12 "how long do i cook a 1.7kg chicken for?"
11 SELINAGUCCII  11 "beef kofta , served on pilau rice with peas , salad , mint yogurt "
12 giantryan  11 "Chicken, cannellini beans, pinto beans, tomato and kale"
13 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  9 "we being who im a reg your not Egg your just a fat cunt with a rat problem"
14 it-looks-like-rain  8 "I once bought green bananas that never  ripened"
15 ColdTrain  8 "i mean a big piece of satay chicken on a stick the size of a pencil"
16 bitchbewithyou  8 "RebelRock is so very jealous of meag as this crusty bitch sits consuming MacDonald's and diet
coke. Meags kids eats ribeye for dinner. Meags preschool for her daughter alone costs more yearly
than smooth brain nets in a year though looool"
17 UnemployedAlcoholic  7 "air fryer fries suck"
18 JasonKing  7 "call-55 what's your beef son?"
19 watty1  6 "loves his german sausage in the showers lol"
20 KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel  6 "Some blood sausages sliced thinly"
21 t3  5 "Sorry Spook. I just had a curry. False flag"
22 Northy  5 "and a banana cock he pokes it round corners"
23 kid-a  5 " John kettley. Is a weatherman and so is Michael fish"
24 dingo  5 "UR BREAK AT KFC IS OBER"
25 blahbal  5 "and she fed him dinner"
26 BigWillyMan  5 "tesco baked beans are wank they are nice with tomato puree"
27 Touched_By_Tism  4 "Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, screamo is having balls in his mouth for dinner tonight"
28 HoneyBadger  4 "who pays 80 quid for a burger lmaooo"
29 goonster  4 "best to grind your own beef"
30 Antonio-Banderas  4 "what you having for lunch."



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 t3  38 "The psychiatrist stopped the rorschach test after Rob said "cock" the tenth time"
2 call_555-RATT  15 ""no pals of their own" as she arranges chat meets with spastics"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  13 "I should create a large sign: "Help me, Trump""
4 bitchbewithyou  13 "I have like 28 pictures of you that you've sent to your so called "mates" in here where
we are just sitting in dm laughing at you bahahahahahhahaha"
5 kenosha_kickers  8 ""this isn't the Minneapolis I know and love" <<< lol"
6 Evil-Bill  8 "I prefer the term "PUSSY" myself."
7 play  6 "plays "your cheating heart""
8 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  6 ""The world breaks everyone, and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places. But
those that will not break, it kills.... It kills the very good, and the very brave, impartially. <--- If you
are none of these, it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry." "
9 Stuffed_and_Mounted  4 "Did you know that Kid-A is the biggest purchaser of mattresses in Eastern Europe? He gets the
infamous "Bordello Discount.""
10 StormVuLT  4 "RegisteredName there's a "meg" in your ID, is that a coincidence? :D"
11 Spooky  4 "Putin told Trump "I wish I was American, since I was a baby""
12 Inexorable  4 "Fat Tim, do you still login to KFC chat as "McGill-the-Asset"?"
13 Hayley  4 "He text me and said " I have 1 kid is that a problem? ".  I said No, its not a problem if
you have a kid, why would it be? " I said " Id only have a problem if you're MARRIED
" lmao"
14 VeniVidiVici  3 "and what sort of cunt calls a black and white cat "snowey"?"
15 Stiffy_OToole  3 "Like the Gazans are going to step aside for Mr. Trump and say, "Oh hell, yah, bulldoze us!""
16 Shout  3 "Now calling him "friend""
17 John_Mayhoff  3 "Play, the answer is: "keep trying""
18 Bluto  3 "I never understood why calling someone a "knob" was considered an insult. I'm damn
proud of my knob."
19 TheRealestTee  2 "You'd enter and it'll be like "here comes this faggot" "
20 spanish-announce-table  2 "SELINAGUCCII "freak how many guys have u fighted from here?""
21 Play_Soon_Not_Here  2 "lol was yg not bragging about having ryans fb before he "retired""
22 Ngerulmud  2 "and no Julie, it says "We Stare because We Care""
23 blahbal  2 "its like those "psychics""
24 Bjorn  2 "Imma tell your "olders" you were in a chat begging pussy"
25 wiggle_those_wangers  1 "I'd like to see your girlfreind "slip on nothing""
26 warship  1 "ASL IS "NOTAJEW""
27 Touched_By_Tism  1 "toast is for sure "her" limit"
28 Sherry  1 "sings, " do you hear what i hear " woooooooooooooooooooo"
29 Sacco_Manguera  1 "Loosely translated, it's "Get off me, you foul-smelling old meatbag.""
30 RegisteredName  1 ""he's been here on 374 names since" - tgo"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  24 "Good morning once again, folks, and oafs"
2 darkness  22 "good afternoon folks"
3 Happyjulie50  20 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
4 kid-a  18 "Lol hey there"
5 Cg  13 "Hello    everybody"
6 RebelRock  11 "Hello"
7 Jonnie  11 "I want to buy my morning tamale"
8 JasonKing  11 "how do you like your eggs in the morning giantryan?"
9 Rebel  10 "Saturday mornings are busy swoofer"
10 Northy  10 "morning"
11 stevo  8 "morning123 stop talking about shit n stuff"
12 giantryan  8 "Didn't get a very good brew in morning that day"
13 Kenny  7 "i did cum this morning so a good ending lol"
14 SELINAGUCCII  6 "salam hello bonjour"
15 LQQK87  6 "WEIRD HOW PISSCAL WORKS YET SITS IN HERE ALL AFTERNOON EVERY AFTERNOON WITHOUT
FAIL"
16 watty1  5 "the pefect end to a great evening"
17 play  5 "pure like the morning snow"
18 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 "Good evening folks and assorted oafs"
19 Scapa  4 "have ya noticed these cooking programs on a saturday morning have the same deadbeats on as
guests every fukking week"
20 icon  4 "Hello my loyal flock"
21 Evil-Bill  4 "Not the one that chats here in the evenings."
22 dingo  4 "T5 MORNING"
23 Bluto  4 "Howdy Doody, Mr. Toilet"
24 blahbal  4 "they dont show countdown in the mornings"
25 soupkinda  3 "kid a will come on late evening early night"
26 SirDave  3 "howdy reb :)"
27 Sherry  3 "afternoon"
28 Pascai-Montana  3 "good afternoon my best friend,"
29 Milla  3 "Lmao  hey  Fukitol"
30 FIRST  3 "shit i have to go out in the afternoon"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  167 "wb Tism, btw, we'll soon also need Ireland, for international security :)"
2 icon  112 "🧐"
3 Milla  48 "  :D"
4 giantryan  44 "Ah, I've caught up 😆"
5 Fukitol  30 "🤣"
6 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  28 "watty1 is an Ersatzist, and he doesn't knowitzst :)"
7 watty1  24 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
8 Rebel  14 "Could go into Edinburgh on Monday see the royal mile ,🙂"
9 Hayley  13 "Doc didnt suggest that 😂"
10 Theroomofclowns  8 "Giantryan look at the denial. So so sad. 😂😂😂"
11 SheeEp  8 "gotta feed the dog, download a episode of gold rush and then chow on the rest of this tasty chicken
Dopiaza :D"
12 RebelRock  7 "Me going into a sports shop 😂 fuck off"
13 lollipop  7 "😃"
14 l9  7 "😍"
15 HoneyBadger  7 "thanks caleb and reb :)"
16 kerys_mckXoX  6 "Anyone from Glasgow 😀?x"
17 Squid  5 "YEA JASON :)"
18 m0  5 "🤣"
19 LeedsGuy  5 "i saw you got a camera in your window aswell, i hope you good bro :)"
20 TheRealestTee  4 "Watty shit himself from me and still gives it the biggun in chat 😂"
21 StormVuLT  4 "Hi Rebel :)"
22 smokey69  4 "* playfully flirts with rebel 😎 *"
23 Kenny  4 "it's right kid ;)"
24 Epicness  4 "Kid-A ranting 😂😂"
25 x1  3 "🤣 🤣 🤣"
26 SirDave  3 "howdy reb :)"
27 ohOkkk  3 "Hey... Don't start none won't be none 😐 y'all out here wanting to BE the ish without even going
thru protocol"
28 MiIla  3 ";)"
29 LEX123  3 ":P"
30 Fat_Ray_Rumble-Tum-Tonkers  3 "🤣"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 watty1  185 "lol"
2 giantryan  166 "Yes"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  144 ":)"
4 dingo  139 "2PM"
5 icon  132 "🤣"
6 Rebel  100 "Lol"
7 kid-a  92 "tism"
8 MikeTard2025  75 " "
9 Julie  67 "Cunt"
10 Kenny  62 "lol"
11 freak_the_legend  59 "lmao"
12 Sherry  55 "lol"
13 RebelRock  51 "It"
14 Hayley  48 "Ty "
15 Fukitol  47 "🍻"
16 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  45 "Ok"
17 t3  39 "Ouch"
18 LEX123  38 "(y)"
19 call_555-RATT  37 "🤑"
20 Milla  33 "😂"
21 JasonKing  31 "oh"
22 VeniVidiVici  29 "lol"
23 Cg  29 "lol"
24 stevo  25 "yeah"
25 Screamo  25 "Sad"
26 RegisteredName  21 "lol"
27 bitchbewithyou  21 "lol"
28 play  19 "damn"
29 Jonnie  19 "ave"
30 HoneyBadger  19 "lol"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 play  22 <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> play, where in the video does it show the woman trying to run the ICE
agent over? 
2 Kenny  13 <Machida-Zelvia> Kenny, what was that fancy restaurant you went to once and they
wouldn't let you in, saying "WE'RE FULL"
3 Rebel  12 <giantryan> Rebel, I thought you wanted a date for the day? Can't you arrange somet...
...hing for Sunday? Or Monday I can do 2 or 3 days?
4 Screamo  10 <ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse> Screamo, you ok buddy?
5 Julie  10 <Crackhead_Don> Julie, are you out on a day pass from the psychiatric hospital?
6 kid-a  9 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> kid-a, sounds painful, did you have to stick to using 3 lettered words
7 Hayley  9 <Bluto> Hayley, what I would do is take the gun, shoot Rob, and masturbate
Tabby with the barrel.
8 t3  7 <Touched_By_Tism> t3, but it has since been confirmed that yg does indeed use bt
9 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, enough of your shit, the people demand to know
why that penis was in your mouth
10 hey  7 <Evil-Bill> Hey, TnT!
11 giantryan  7 <carl> giantryan: yes mate enjoy
12 Jonnie  6 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, fuck you buddy
13 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, i don't think woke people want all out war
14 icon  5 <TerribleLot> icon, still withing for those DD's
15 T5T65463H2R  4 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T65463H2R, did you kiss JasonKing son
16 StormVuLT  4 <Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, voting requires being dumb enough to think either side will
do what they say
17 kenosha_kickers  3 <Touched_By_Tism> kenosha_kickers, yeah but that gives those idiots more time to make
their videos lol
18 JasonKing  3 <Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, eyes off the bulge son
19 dingo  3 <Machida-Zelvia> dingo, is icon's burger rap still trending on your FB timeline?
20 T5T7364764GTR  2 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T7364764GTR, you will be deported long before then son
21 MikeTard2025  2 <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, what the fuck is up you backwards trump voting mother
fucker
22 Fukitol  2 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Fukitol, that age verify thing is by discord it takes like 5 seconds lol
23 youngm  1 <VeniVidiVici> youngm, phead is, he will use his tears as lube on you
24 watty1  1 <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> watty1, you are also fungus
25 The-Golden-Mongs  1 <Epicness> The-Golden-Mongs, only been up an hour and had 17 bongs, got dressed
this morning still had on yesterday thongs, fatty Boom Boom eats his
dinner with tongs
26 stevo  1 <carl> stevo, are you your own problem
27 SirDave  1 <carl> SirDave: /ignore *!*@*
28 Quizbot  1 <Touched_By_Tism> Quizbot, kennys granda
29 qaz  1 <t3> Qaz, I'd ask "why does watty sound like a girl scout"
30 prostate  1 <dingo> Prostate: +69%



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