#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 26 Dec 2025 to Thursday 1 Jan 2026
716 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily activity

9126



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9505



5945



8980



5176



3722



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Hourly activity on #kisschat.co.uk

6.1% 5.4% 5.1% 5.1% 3.4% 2.0% 1.6% 0.9% 0.9% 1.3% 2.4% 3.1% 2.7% 2.7% 2.7% 2.6% 3.6% 4.8% 4.8% 5.9% 7.5% 8.9% 9.2% 7.3%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
765817
3722
8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
1 - 3
2026
Total number of lines: 8762214

3/2025 was a good month for #kisschat.co.uk - 290775 lines spoken



Big Numbers

bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse liked showing off, giving 5 self-descriptions.
Sample:
 29 Dec 2025 23:06 * bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse spit farts on jonnie
freak_the was uncertain about many things - 32% of lines contained a question.

...and the silver medal goes to Peyton - with a question ratio of 25%.

dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 43 times...

Milla also chatted to themselve 17 times.

dingo had a sticky shift button - wrote 2089 lines in CAPS.
Sample:
 30 Dec 2025 3:31 <dingo> t5 IS FROM AN OLD JEWSISH FMILY
Activity peak: 33 people were simultaneously active on 26 Dec 2025 22:00 - 23:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Sir_Daedalus, freedom, Lorri, Rebel, T5T7467436GTR, Sons, JasonKing, Asses_for_the_Masses, foop, Fukitol, Northypole, VibesAlive, h8, plascal, freak_the_legend, beachy, play, Bob, EVIL_CUBAN, jjjjwhdud, BENhomofag, lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo, dingo, CubanoKing, binman, luke, JeffreyEpstein, lukebulge, smokey69, kid-a, Jonnie, LQQK87, SELINAGUCCII
Tim_Horton didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 65 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 32 letters.

People with the most nicknames (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T7467436GTR9 Nicks T5T7467436GTR(34%), T5T374636GTR(28%), T5T476746GTR(11%), T5T73476GTR(11%), T5T3763763GTR(5.7%), T5T7643734GTR(2.6%), T5T7367364GTR(2.6%), T5T78436786GTR(2.2%), T5T7345375GTR(2.2%)
Jonnie7 Nicks Jonnie(83%), Jonnie77(7.8%), Jonnie8(2.6%), Jonnie14(2.3%), Jonnie68(2.3%), Jonnie71(1.3%), Jonnie6(0.3%)
dingo5 Nicks dingo(85%), Dingo95(5.4%), dingo26(4.0%), dingo36(3.8%), dingo53(1.3%)
JasonKing4 Nicks JasonKing(97%), JasonKing48(1.6%), JasonKing50(0.6%), JasonKing67(0.1%)
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(94%), kid_a(2.5%), kid-a88(1.8%), kid-a76(0.8%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 1258
freak_the_legend - 502
dingo - 571
play - 1847
2dingo - 860
Sherry - 442
Rebel - 529
Rebel - 1648
3TheWeeknd - 777
dingo - 368
Sherry - 503
dingo - 1220
4watty1 - 754
Milla - 362
freak_the_legend - 499
JasonKing - 861
5Evil-Bill - 575
Millla - 322
SirDave - 380
Milla - 855
6Hayley - 489
Evil-Bill - 316
freak_the_lagnd - 378
SELINAGUCCII - 847
7t3 - 483
Kenny - 201
kipper - 362
watty1 - 767
8Milla - 408
Rebell - 175
Sons - 358
freak_the_legend - 763
9EBR - 375
Bill-is-PORN - 133
kid-a - 356
kid-a - 743
10Sons - 368
kid-a - 121
Milla - 271
PascaI-Montana - 600

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

4/2025 - 1/2026

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
4 (1.4%)
 10000..11999
32 (12%)
 8000..9999
92 (33%)
 6000..7999
87 (32%)
 4000..5999
51 (18%)
 2000..3999
7 (2.5%)
 1..1999
3 (1.1%)

2026

1 / 2026
1
 
 
 
 
Lines: 3722

2025

4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 259726



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 1 BenMilla
2 TheWeekndPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 2 MilllaRebell
3 kid-aPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 3 Millafreak_the_legend
4 Sonst3 4 Evil-Billloulou
5 Hayleyt3 5 KennySherry
6 RhythmDivisiongiantryan 6 Benfreak_the_legend
7 Millat3 7 Sherrydingo
8 TheWeekndwatty1 8 SherryBill-is-PORN
9 TheWeekndcunt 9 Kennyfreak_the_legend
10 Kennywatty1 10 Sherryfreak_the_legend
11 MillaSmashMouths 11 SherryNorthy
12 SirDaveTheWeeknd 12 SherryRebell
13 FrazerTheWeeknd 13 SonsToXiCTyPeR
14 FrazerSmashMouths 14 Sherrysmokey69
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay 15 Evil-Billcunt
16 FrazerMilla 16 MillaRebell
17 Rebelbeachy 17 NorthyRebel
18 MillaTheWeeknd 18 Milladingo
19 Milladingo 19 NorthyRebell
20 MillaToXiCTyPeR 20 Evil-BillKenny


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 RebelSirDave 1 Rebelplay
2 RebelSherry 2 JasonKingplay
3 RebelSons 3 Millaplay
4 Kennyfreak_the_legend 4 kid-aplay
5 Rebelplay 5 kid-aRebel
6 Kennyfreak_the_lagnd 6 T5T7467436GTRRebel
7 Millakipper 7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay
8 SherrySirDave 8 JasonKingRebel
9 Sherrykipper 9 freak_the_legendRebel
10 dingofreak_the_legend 10 JasonKingwatty1
11 freak_the_legendRebel 11 MillaRebel
12 NorthypoleSherry 12 Milladingo
13 Sherrydingo 13 SELINAGUCCIIplay
14 Rebeldingo 14 freak_the_legendplay
15 RebelTouched_By_Tism 15 Millakid-a
16 JasonKingSherry 16 PascaI-Montanaplay
17 Millabitchbewithyou 17 RebeIplay
18 CgSherry 18 Sonsfreedom
19 RebelT5T7467436GTR 19 Rebelplascal
20 Sonswormtongue 20 CheersToYouSpooky



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
2 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
3 kid-a  7
  100%
4 Kenny  7
  100%
5 Jonnie  7
  100%
6 T5T7467436GTR  7
  100%
7 binman  7
  100%
8 freak_the_legend  7
  100%
9 JasonKing  7
  100%
10 dingo  7
  100%
11 Rebel  7
  100%
12 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
13 play  7
  100%
14 LQQK87  6
  86%
15 Touched_By_Tism  6
  86%
16 Fukitol  6
  86%
17 SirDave  6
  86%
18 SD  6
  86%
19 Northy  6
  86%
20 Cg  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 dingo  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
2 JasonKing  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
3 freak_the_legend  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
4 play  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
5 SELINAGUCCII  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
6 Rebel  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
7 binman  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
8 kid-a  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
9 Happyjulie50  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
11 T5T7467436GTR  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
12 Jonnie  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
13 Kenny  7 26 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
14 Northy  6 27 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
15 Hayley  6 26 Dec - 31 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
16 Evil-Bill  6 27 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
17 Cg  6 27 Dec 2025 - 1 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
18 Sherry  6 26 Dec - 31 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
19 LQQK87  6 26 Dec - 31 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
20 SirDave  6 26 Dec - 31 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 12 Tim_Horton(65.3), RawMissionFM(57.1), Touched_By_Tism(56.8), just...
42..44 5 RhythmDivision(44.1), t3(44.1), Danielle(44.0), Rebell(43.6), Pascal-Mo...
39..41 5 Rebel(41.5), lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo(40.3), CheersToYou(40.2), ...
36..38 7 livelaughleave(38.6), bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse(38.6), freedo...
33..35 7 AxeKick(35.3), EBR(34.8), Evil-Bill(34.6), scissor(34.3), StormVuLT(33...
30..32 13 Macka(32.7), ToXiCTyPeR(32.7), Bill-is-PORN(32.2), VibesAlive(32.0), ...
27..29 14 EviI-Bill(29.7), Bampot(29.6), Honeycomb(29.0), cunt(28.8), kid-a(28.7)...
24..26 10 Cg(26.9), freak_the_lrgend(26.5), Millla(26.4), Milla(26.2), Northy(26.0),...
21..23 9 plascal(23.9), Fukitol(23.8), Firefly(23.6), Frazer(23.5), freak_the_lagn...
..20 10 sleepy(20.9), wormtongue(20.4), Buffy-the-vampire-slayer(20.4), Fre...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words

Count Word Last used by At
2942 "that" Rebel 1 Jan 22:43
1808 "your" Fukitol 1 Jan 22:46
1619 "Have" Northy 1 Jan 22:56
1601 "WITH" Rebel 1 Jan 22:51
1523 "like" Rebel 1 Jan 22:33
1321 "they" Fukitol 1 Jan 22:50
1275 "here" Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 1 Jan 23:58
1227 "what" Rebel 1 Jan 22:35
1122 "just" VibesAlive 1 Jan 22:55
962 "freak" T5T743767H2R 1 Jan 22:13


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1022 "Rebel" Fukitol 1 Jan 22:54
932 "play" CBH_RumbleTumTonkers 1 Jan 22:21
569 "Milla" T5T743767H2R 1 Jan 22:31
462 "Kenny" Touched_By_Tism 1 Jan 20:44
340 "Sherry" Rebel 1 Jan 22:00


Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
83 Milla "I’ll"(17), " t3"(6), " Tc"(3), "Savs"(3), " a "(5), "all "(4), " Sav"(4), "own "(3),
" I’m"(5), "w@nker"(3), " lol "(4), "kid-a "(5), " Grand"(3), " kipper"(4),
"Indian "(3), "comfortable"(4), " ToXiCTyPeR"(3), "Celebrations"(3),
" SmashMouths"(3), " bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse"(3)
71 Rebel "emmm"(4), "horn"(4), "Louie"(6), "hilt"(3), "Momo"(3), "Tweed"(4), "chased"(6), "teddy"(3),
"trivia"(5), "viagra"(4), "module"(3), "blinked"(3), "dialect"(3), "accusing"(4), "scammers"(3),
"arranging"(3), "motorbike"(3), "glasweigian"(5), " JasonKingup"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fWHTNgj"(7)
53 dingo "KUNT"(15), "WOAH"(5), "GEST"(5), "EVRY"(3), "HAYKEY"(8), "shell"(4), "SHOOD"(4),
"TAABY"(4), "XAXAXA"(4), "XAXAXAXA"(5), "SISSTERS"(4), "pipeline"(4), "alliance"(3),
"BENIFITS"(3), "PANSEXUAL"(4), "war.More"(3), "anymore.More"(3),
"immigration.Civil"(3), "T5T7467436GTR "(7),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4)
48 play "Dame"(4), "DOPE"(4), "lush"(3), "DeNiro"(8), "PICCY"(4), "healer"(6), "Beaner"(3),
"Kennedy"(6), "deserts"(3), "dealers"(3), "redbull"(3), "chemical"(4), "cameltoe"(4),
"pounding"(3), "brokeback"(4), "production"(3), "Zellenskyy"(3), "construction"(6),
"trash-white"(4), "significantly"(3)
43 kid-a " Just"(21), " yeah"(28), " yes"(12), "brick"(7), "cell"(3), " Its"(5), " yep"(3),
" Did"(3), "butch"(3), " Bill"(6), "dadada"(3), " prob"(3), "improve"(3), " Happy"(3),
"shallow"(3), "valuable"(3), " anyway"(3), "addictive"(4), "illiterate"(6), " seriously"(4)
41 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "arab"(9), "gals"(3), "crush"(4), "spite"(3), "leech"(3), "Rhode"(3), "~sigh~"(6), "beside"(4),
"beings"(3), "Carney"(3), "refused"(4), "tantrum"(3), "amputees"(4), "subjects"(4),
"validate"(3), "offensive"(4), "ignoramus"(4), "Lithuania"(3), "veritable"(3),
"Azerbaijan"(3)
32 watty1 "tard"(3), "gunna"(4), "isint"(4), "apist"(4), "plank"(3), "didint"(4), "fuckign"(7), "fcking"(4),
"diidnt"(3), "cunted"(3), "porked"(3), "pisspot"(4), "Berwick"(3), "pouring"(3), "skidneys"(3),
"meltymelty"(4), "HAHAHHAHAA"(4), "HAHHAHAHAHA"(3), "HAHAHAHHAHAA"(3),
"HAHAHHAHAHAA"(3)
30 SELINAGUCCII "pple"(16), "shld"(12), "fave"(6), "fllw"(3), "orgsm"(4), "haley"(4), "dates"(4), "becoz"(4),
"kebabs"(6), "chris"(3), "cofee"(3), "pastry"(5), "Shisha"(4), "roby "(3), "shirts"(3),
"Tuxedo"(3), "hooker"(3), "worship"(4), "kissing"(4), "israevil"(4)
26 SixOSix "Maine"(12), "cola"(5), "tahoe"(6), "erupt"(5), "Judea"(4), "chapo"(4), "pablo"(3), "jersey"(4),
"grower"(3), "gelato"(3), "weed "(3), "library"(3), "clueless"(5), "Lebanese"(4),
"tomahawk"(3), "Reserves"(3), "🚨Maine"(4), "estimated"(4), "fanatical"(3),
"LQQK87 "(4)
26 freak_the_legend "blud"(11), "lori"(7), "bums"(7), "bets"(4), "NAZI"(4), "soke"(3), "annd"(3), "Keny"(3),
"hahah"(3), "CHAPEL"(6), "allies"(3), "whiney"(3), "orders"(3), "hundred"(4), "shagged"(3),
"Shitter"(3), "pisscals"(3), "offender"(3), "wheelchair"(5), "uneducated"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
49 Milla and kid-a " he"(30), " Hey"(22), " you"(41), " That"(18), " why"(14), "jazz"(6), " can"(8),
" how"(8), " of"(4), " Well"(9), " oi"(3), "midget"(8), " For"(3), " like"(6), " This"(5),
" kenny"(5), " Hayley"(7), " sorry"(4), " Where"(3), "particularly"(3)
31 PascaI-Montana and SixOSix "snap"(11), "Democratic"(25), "soros"(3), "reduce"(5), "Staten"(4), "Antonio"(7),
"Barack"(3), "network"(5), "unaware"(3), "october"(3), "gullible"(5), "virtually"(6),
"miracles"(3), "succulent"(4), "Hispanics"(4), "emergency"(3), "sanctuary"(3),
"operations"(4), "Californians"(4), "consistently"(3)
27 Rebel and play "Percy"(20), "shaped"(12), "brat"(5), "wave"(5), "pops"(4), "Jones"(6), "meow"(3),
"gifts"(6), "rains"(6), "strangers"(16), "stomach"(9), "annual"(3), "Donuts"(3), "stuffed"(4),
"thoughts"(6), "Thermal"(3), "hangover"(6), "obituary"(5), "disaster"(4), "shitmobile"(3)
22 dingo and watty1 "lool"(26), "SELI"(15), "WINO"(4), "NOSEY"(3), "ROTTING"(4), "loooooool"(9),
"LOOOOOOOOL"(9), "LOOOOOOOOOOL"(8), "loooooooooooool"(15),
"looooooooooooool"(17), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), "loooooooooooooool"(12),
"loooooooooooooooool"(13), "looooooooooooooool"(4), "looooooooooooooooool"(8),
"loooooooooooooooooool"(11), "looooooooooooooooooool"(7), ...
20 Rebel and kid-a "dense"(10), "bride"(5), "castle"(7), "sheer"(3), "tinder"(5), "Fenian"(3), "boredom"(4),
"dilemma"(3), "tatties"(3), "wherever"(4), "horrific"(4), "spectrum"(3), "recovered"(5),
"programme"(5), "Halloween"(4), "newspaper"(4), "downloaded"(5), "Understood"(4),
"rutherglen"(3), "embarrassing"(3)
18 Rebel and RebeI "neyhey"(37), "dish"(4), "Shhh"(4), "onion"(5), "swoofer"(10), "crisps"(7), "yodel"(4),
"pheado"(6), "Ellen"(3), "greasy"(4), "pished"(4), "Amanda"(3), "spaniel"(5), "gagging"(3),
"jeffery"(3), "*munches"(4), "decanter"(3), "paracetamol"(4)
18 Rebel and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "outta"(12), "badly"(6), "liquid"(9), "rolled"(6), "resist"(4), "benefit"(7), "harass"(3),
"gained"(3), "Thirsty"(5), "settles"(3), "measure"(3), "WhatsApp"(4), "products"(3),
"slobbering"(4), "physically"(3), "institution"(3), "entertaining"(3), "insignificant"(5)
15 Rebel and SELINAGUCCII "trousers"(30), "lynx"(6), "tube"(6), "joshua"(12), "bible"(9), "khan"(5), "moan"(3),
"Drumz"(4), "vinegar"(8), "website"(7), "forces"(4), "mighty"(3), "Deadly"(3), "managed"(3),
"elephant"(4)
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and kid-a "Hamas"(10), "meals"(9), "Nobel"(6), "attend"(5), "sprout"(4), "hominem"(7), "intense"(7),
"and/or"(3), " phead"(5), "alfalfa"(3), "examples"(3), "stupidity"(4), "computers"(4),
"exhausted"(3), "silliness"(3)
15 Rebel and Sherry "cider"(11), "slid"(5), "manky"(8), "poof"(4), "moobs"(3), "Martin"(4), "jailed"(4), "crossed"(6),
"earning"(5), "trained"(5), "freezer"(4), "zooming"(3), "obsessing"(3), "chocolates"(3),
"screenshots"(5)




#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  5 * bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse claps and irons money
2 zap  3 * zap chucks another mince pie on the fire
3 VibesAlive  2 * VibesAlive waves
4 play  2 * play is teary eyed
5 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing pours a small sherry
6 Buffy-the-vampire-slayer  2 * Buffy-the-vampire-slayer puts on adrenaline rush
7 bitchbewithyou  2 * bitchbewithyou yawns at RebelRetard
8 Bampot  2 * Bampot hits padam on the forehead
9 Touched_By_Tism  1 * Touched_By_Tism waits for mr tisms next deflection
10 shuckin-n-jivin  1 * shuckin-n-jivin lifts freak_the_legend up and hangs him on a coat hook
11 kid-a  1 * kid-a pats freak s bald head.
12 BedfordFalls  1 * BedfordFalls goes to get a link to check
13 abigbrownlog  1 * abigbrownlog pictures Millla crawling about on all 6x



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Touched_By_Tism  43 "and your 0-6 claim even shows your 2% rise every 10 to be wrong"
2 RawMissionFM  22 "LOL looking at that Stats page and that dense chat addict TGO has made a right dumb comment 🤣"
3 bitchbewithyou  6 "She is 2000% a developmentally stunted adult"
4 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  5 "Try 30% intrest on a 7-15 year note"
5 ifyougotstatic  4 "Over 60% depreciation from the original  MSRP"
6 SD  3 "hell reb ,more like 75%"
7 play  3 "GM Factory Zero (Detroit): Reduced to one shift, cutting output by 50% and causing layoffs, impacting
Hummer EV, Silverado EV, Sierra EV, and Escalade IQ production."
8 icon-come-back  3 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
9 CheersToYou  3 "Yes I just looked at the stats. Guess who was in here all Christmas day?"
10 vol-au-vent-pip-RumbleTum  2 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
11 Tee  2 "It's 100% MM"
12 SirDave  2 "thats 100% fasle dude"
13 SELINAGUCCII  2 "my trust in God 100%"
14 RhythmDivision  2 "Phead_in_Crisis_Xo Talking like Palestinians are the 100% victims in this lol."
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "90% is still very good, isn't it?"
16 lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo  2 "That kid is inbred looking 100%"
17 freedom  2 "Lorri Sons is 100% better than Lrefty"
18 You-Cant-Win  1 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
19 VibesAlive  1 "there were mention on the drawing game of stealing 50% of their exs equity"
20 Tribute76  1 "Funny how that red BMW M5 appears in 90% of icons pics"
21 Tonker-bonkers  1 "The stats > she’s been logged in 7 days a week for 12 years"
22 The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag  1 "Anyway, I have to skate. One of my grandchildren will be here in five minutes and she is smarter
at age 16 months than 90% of you losers."
23 TANK_MURDOC  1 "90% of chatters are a drain on UK taxpayers"
24 Tank_Mad-Murdoch  1 "4% body fat"
25 t3  1 ""I was about to hammertime Hayleykins then I saw 40% vol written on the side""
26 StormVuLT  1 "sounds? the stats say it IS terrible"
27 Steagzzz  1 "50% of freakshow is a cringe Festival,, but you lot are too affraid to call him out on it"
28 Sons  1 "Even if i win il giva yea 20%"
29 SixOSix  1 "65% of Somalians living in Maine are on, welfare"
30 Sir_Daedalus  1 "Lorri aka Murda Mum is 100% triggered 😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Rebel  21 "Soup andake square sausage"
2 SELINAGUCCII  14 "vinegar on chips is nice"
3 play  13 "I had chicken teriyaki last night"
4 T5T7467436GTR  12 "Freak got thrown out of Mcdonalds today. The faggot told a guy serving him he looked good and
told freak he could make it large for 30pence. Freak told him he already had but could he finish
him off for a pound. 🤦‍♂️"
5 giantryan  12 "Well, with beef n ale gravy instead of mince"
6 Sherry  11 "fatcon were all the retard nephews round at janets for there xmas dinner"
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  10 "I'd feel like a baby if I had lunches made for me each day lol"
8 SixOSix  8 "I heard  Even the breakfasts are edible"
9 CheersToYou  8 "Rebel meag is better than you which is why she's never even here to respond to your imaginary
beef with here"
10 Poker  6 "With home made gravy"
11 PascaI-Montana  6 "northy that's my favourite biscuit the Scottish shortbread  it's beautiful"
12 Fukitol  6 "time for egg and bacon"
13 Boxing-Day-Biffa-Bacon  6 "ok ill use this one u fishy fucker"
14 sgdgsgsgzvzdgsgzvzvvsgzvz  5 "It's 0330am obese Ray Burger Hodges comes crashing through your doors on his 500 ton yellow
mobility scooter with 600 cans of special brew in his mobility scooter basket as he gums 800 large
kebabs .....mumbling I fought the law & the law won as it also blares out on his 1984 ghetto
blaster with his giant fat spotty face glistening on his club foot"
15 kid-a  5 "We had great dinner. Bro s a chef"
16 JasonKing  5 "what's freaks beef with sherry?"
17 Hayley  5 "Thats tesco burgers, lefty "
18 plascal  4 "Muslim women have chocolate tits"
19 Grap  4 "there were no burger shops"
20 freedom  4 "authentic Italian coffee beans crushed the smell is amazing."
21 FALLEN_MARS_DDOS  4 "Spooky why did you run and suddenly kisschat was being ddosed after your love of tongue bathing
aged out thot old roast beef was pointed out?"
22 bitchbewithyou  4 "She never had to learn how to make something other than cornflakes for dinner"
23 watty1  3 "ook at tabby laughing her dada porked her"
24 Tim_Horton  3 "Have a breakfast sausage instead, ladies."
25 t3  3 "I ate extra pork and thought of the Muslims bruh"
26 Spooky  3 "Paki's smell like curry"
27 Sons  3 "Theres definity beef going on"
28 RebeI  3 "Gammon joint in fridge never get eaten, eggs, bread, milk, onions, some pasta sauces. All for the
bin next week"
29 Pascal-Montana  3 "fake, news, Democratic news channels. Purely ambition is to undermine Donald Trump by any
means possible, which includes telling porky pigs lies."
30 lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo  3 "German chocolate cake is acceptable"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  44 ""it's the woman's job" <<<< I don't think that way :)"
2 Evil-Bill  27 "Who the fuck would read that guy and think "Well, he's intelligent"."
3 t3  26 "Every rep is going to be accompanied with Adil saying "one hijabi Hayley""
4 Touched_By_Tism  18 "and get into the whole "why didn't you report him" part of it"
5 EBR  14 "Like a wise man once said. "What's the point of putting pink lungs in the ground" ?"
6 CheersToYou  13 "I love the way trump says "big loser""
7 Tim_Horton  10 "Melania isn't just an immigrant; she is an illegal immigrant. She entered the US on a phony "special
talent" visa. As if working as a call girl required "special talent.""
8 Bill-is-PORN  9 "What the hell is "carbolic" ?"
9 ToXiCTyPeR  8 "The result was a "Soft" spine that would bend but wouldn't break, but with a hard edge
that could be sharpened to a razor point."
10 play  8 "Joe Biden is currently " walking dead""
11 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  8 ""BINMAN""
12 XmasEVIL  7 "Yes. A fictional club in the movie "The terminator""
13 livelaughleave  7 "Married to "how does Santa doo eeet on creesmas""
14 bitchbewithyou  7 "Rebel go start up a YouTube channel and see how much people give a fuck about your idea of
"originality""
15 Rebel  6 "Well home come on that page are we dating the same guy. It's always the same type of posts
up. "Yea he's on tinder, yea he has a wife n kids, yea he's knocked by 10 birds at the same
time, ect ect ""
16 CountDrunkula  6 "Like "fanny" which is Pascal's USA nickname."
17 StormVuLT  5 "Reminded me of the time my friend asked me, "Did you see that Benz inside the Ferrari?""
18 Dive  5 ""i used to have own a Rolex, it was shit""
19 Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx  4 "Rebel, "Dombas" is the region of Ukraine. "Dumbass" refers to Rob."
20 Hosebag_and_Associates  4 ""May the Lord bless you and keep you, and grant you peace""
21 The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag  3 "Play's definition of "fake news" is any news story he doesn't like."
22 Snatch_Victory  3 "For Play, "shit" would be a promotion."
23 Milla  3 "Fuck me, how many more times is Freak gonna say "it was funny" little beg"
24 Mara-AL-Lutha  3 "he just proved your point with "miranda who""
25 lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo  3 "Lorri is probably just like "god didn't teach him how to dispose of a body properly""
26 Hosey_New_Year  3 "When Play was young, he was a klutz and always got picked last for sports teams. His father
was pissed at him and said "You are always bringing up the rear!" Play misunderstood
and thought his father was encouraging him to be a recipient of bummery."
27 Firefly  3 "tbf phead won't say aboot, he would say "death to the west""
28 Tee  2 "I never type with 90s street slang like "dat" etc "
29 LQQK87  2 "SAYS A FUCKING IDIOT WHAT TYPES " GET YOUR COCKS OUT " LOL"
30 dingo  2 "God Is the Greatest Lie Invented by Man.The only thing that has killed more people than religion
is mosquitos."Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."There
are many amazing things in this world. One of the most astonishing is that many people still appear
to believe in talking snakes and as(s)ses, global floods, magical"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Happyjulie50  58 "hello    anyone here   care to  chat"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  35 "helloafs :)"
3 Rebel  23 "The tramp list is piling up this evening"
4 Cg  20 "Hello everybody mornin"
5 Milla  12 "Afternoon Binman"
6 kid-a  12 "Haha. Hey rebel   Gallee galleee"
7 Jonnie  11 "he says hello who are you"
8 binman  11 "evening bill"
9 PascaI-Montana  10 "another word which confuses me, over here, if you visit somebody's property and say hey, it
looks homely in the states if you mentioned your property looks homely it really means it looks ugly.
for some weird reason"
10 JasonKing  10 "you are very brave this evening when smokey sings..."
11 Northy  9 "you were nearrly crying this afternoon"
12 freak_the_legend  8 "skid have u cleaned your apron from this mornings washing p?"
13 CheersToYou  8 "HELLO"
14 Rebell  7 "Good morning on the last day of the year and I never went to work"
15 SELINAGUCCII  6 "salam hello bonjour"
16 play  6 "I bet you look in the morning as you did when you went toedb"
17 NorrisTheIRAsupporter  6 "Hello all PercccYyyy 🖕"
18 bitchbewithyou  6 "I love nothing more than spending the evening in on NYE"
19 RebeI  5 "I'll try get a recording when he's meowing for no reason he's a wee whinebag at 3 n4 in the morning"
20 Evil-Bill  5 "Hello, Milla."
21 dingo  5 "PUTIN GETS UP 1 MORNING AND THINKS"
22 Northypole  4 "morning kid a"
23 Dr  4 "freak_the_bellend good morning"
24 Buffy-the-vampire-slayer  4 "Hello dumb fuck"
25 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  4 "Hello sherry dahling xxx"
26 Bill-is-PORN  4 "Freak is on fire this morning."
27 VibesAlive  3 "Elaine: Come later in the evening, things are more active then, from maybe 6-7pm (4-5 hours from
now)"
28 Tim_Horton  3 "Good evening, Bill de la Evil."
29 Sherry  3 "i got up this morning i didnt even know what day it was lol"
30 Morgans  3 "I told you this evening"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  245 "and it's Yoaf, Hayley, not Yo :)"
2 Milla  228 "  :D"
3 kipper  125 "thats almost a haiko :D"
4 watty1  53 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
5 Hayley  39 "Yeah it was nice thanks. :) Was yiurs?"
6 Fukitol  37 "🤣 Phead the battyman wasteman"
7 Millla  27 "   🤣"
8 SirDave  23 "i hope its a game where you get to KILL cats! :)"
9 Rebel  23 "🙂 for all those who missed it"
10 StormVuLT  16 "Not bad, cg, thanks for asking, how was yours? :)"
11 Mi|||a  13 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
12 Tribute76  12 "He carried the hotel sign up the road 🤣"
13 SD  12 "that WAS polite for what i really wanted to call him :)"
14 h7  11 "🤣"
15 TROLL-TOYS  10 "🤣"
16 Rumble-Tum-Tonkers  10 "🤩"
17 smokey69  9 "😉"
18 Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds  8 "😘"
19 TheDevilWearsPradaAndHijab  7 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
20 RhythmDivision  7 "Sunderland average house price is just 110,00 😂"
21 RawMissionFM  7 "Touched_By_Tism Where's your Kids? :)"
22 foden  7 "🤣"
23 Silver  6 "OK SONSSSSSSSSSS MOST WELCOME :)"
24 RebeI  6 "Right I'm off back to work in the morning 😞"
25 loulou  6 "My neighbour is deaf 🤣"
26 kid-a  6 "I don't focus on ignorance, Selina :)"
27 Evil-Bill  6 ":)"
28 Danielle  6 "Me too SD lol.  Just being polite 😂"
29 SupremeTeam  5 "wow, she's chimping out just over that 😂"
30 SmashMouths  5 "😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 dingo  272 "NOW"
2 Milla  244 "hey"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  238 ":)"
4 freak_the_legend  221 "lmao"
5 watty1  207 "WHY"
6 Rebel  119 "See*"
7 TheWeeknd  88 "nope"
8 Sons  74 "Pfff"
9 SELINAGUCCII  74 "bleh"
10 Evil-Bill  66 "brb"
11 giantryan  62 "Hi"
12 kid-a  61 "yes"
13 smokey69  59 "Sky"
14 JasonKing  58 "soz"
15 Sherry  57 "why"
16 Hayley  55 "lol"
17 EBR  51 "lol"
18 kipper  50 ":D"
19 freak_the_lagnd  46 "now"
20 Fukitol  43 "yeah"
21 play  40 "TY"
22 t3  39 "Cuya"
23 SmashMouths  38 "lol"
24 Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds  35 "🫶"
25 SirDave  32 "how*"
26 freak_the  32 "lmao"
27 FreeSpirit  29 ":D"
28 XmasEVIL  26 "lmao"
29 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  26 "Boy?"
30 RebeI  25 "Got"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 play  29 <Snatch_Victory> Play, how many times do we have to define MSRP for you? do we have
to speak Urdu?
2 Rebel  20 <ToXiCTyPeR> Rebel, look up Coral castle. I think you'll find it interesting.
3 T5T7467436GTR  19 <VibesAlive> T5T7467436GTR: rebels the cleanest woman you'll ever meet mate
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  17 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, what you're telling me here is you have no understa...
...nding of a lend and lease
5 Milla  17 <ToXiCTyPeR> Milla, shut the fuck up already, you dumb bitch.
6 kid-a  11 <Milla> kid-a, an uber driver
7 hi  8 <Mr_Selinas_Penis> Hi, everyone. someone let me out of these girly pink panties
8 Hayley  8 <Tim_Horton> Hayley, is the nick "dingo" some kind ofo slang for "small
penis"?
9 dingo  8 <VibesAlive> dingo: happy birthday tomorrow https://images.cdn.europe-west1.gcp.co...
...mmercetools.com/163a392c-de12-4559-841a-25ed7bfdcebb/img-eb61G...
...uKH-large.jpg
10 smokey69  7 <Touched_By_Tism> smokey69, police can not enter anyones house because of a random
claim by someone else
11 Kenny  7 <Hosey_New_Year> Kenny, did the taxpayers pay for your cab home from the homeless
shelter last nite?
12 kipper  6 <Touched_By_Tism> kipper, plenty of guys do it, the issue is...it's only other guys that will
pay to watch
13 giantryan  6 <VibesAlive> giantryan: yeah or CoreIRC go in the app store
14 Evil-Bill  5 <Touched_By_Tism> Evil-Bill, yeah i'm aware
15 t3  4 <EBR> T3, they ALL are lol
16 Firefly  4 <Touched_By_Tism> Firefly, if he was on the same income as you it would solve the problem
17 sleepy  3 <Tim_Horton> Sleepy, how will we ever live it down that you don't like us. Dear Jesus
, in your infinite wisdom and mercy, please make us better people to
Sleepy will be best pleased.
18 SixOSix  3 <Milla> SixOSix, this is not  church for you know
19 Pascal  3 <SELINAGUCCII> pascal , my star sign is sagitarius 
20 Jonnie  3 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, i just had a phone call with god, god said...fuck Jonnie
21 JasonKing  3 <VibesAlive> JasonKing: would you come
22 CountDrunkula  3 <Milla> CountDrunkula,  you are 70 yrs old  for God sakes.
23 Cg  3 <Tim_Horton> CG, did you know that Selina's son set a Guiness record as the youngest
child to run away from home?
24 bitchbewithyou  3 <Milla> Bitchbewithyou, Bezos married a woman over 50. He didn't marry a
30 year old. I'm not over 35. Get me a rich rich over 50 man too
25 SELINAGUCCII  2 <Milla> SELINAGUCCII,  you are a  Pakistani , can you please explain,  Why
this  trollop  T5T3763763GTR acting like that ?
26 SD  2 <Hayley> SD, stop being racist 😡
27 Mizuno  2 <Hosebag_and_Associates> Mizuno, "Bacon" is Selina's nickname for her husband's
pecker.
28 Collection  2 <Touched_By_Tism> Collection, are you the idiot that has a picture of half a pineapple poking
out of your hairy bunghole?
29 Yucko  1 <puddz> Yucko,,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?
30 Wildhearts  1 <Church_of_the_Holy_Hosebag> Wildhearts, why are you wasting time in the devil's chatroom when
you should be in church?



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