#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Monday 24 Nov 2025 to Sunday 30 Nov 2025
653 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily statistics

8764



8452



8219



7709



7824



10925



8257



24
Nov
25
Nov
26
Nov
27
Nov
28
Nov
29
Nov
30
Nov



Hourly activity

6.1% 4.0% 4.7% 4.5% 4.5% 2.7% 1.0% 1.1% 0.9% 2.0% 2.9% 4.4% 4.7% 3.9% 3.0% 3.7% 3.7% 4.5% 4.0% 5.0% 6.0% 7.5% 8.3% 6.7%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
763200)
506073

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total line count: 8498748
Estimate for this section: 763200 lines.

The busiest month on #kisschat.co.uk has been 3/2025 with a line count of 290775



Big Numbers

Papeete was uncertain about many things - 33% of lines contained a question.

LQQK87 didn't know that much either. 24% of lines were questions.

icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 51 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: hearty - was caught talking to themself 35 times.

Highest CAPS ratio: janey with 914 of words in CAPS.
Sample:
 29 Nov 22:39 <janey>  INNIT  ROCKS
Channel activity peak: 33 people were active on 28 Nov 2025 22:00 - 23:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Rebel, SELINAGUCCII, Shes-Still-A-Maniac, kipper, vibesalive, logo-west-coast, watty1, Elon, JasonKing, Evil-Bill, Alister, SELiNAGUCCll, SEL1NAGUCCII, suf, VibesAREalive, Sufiina, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, EviI-Bill, GrumpyGraham, Kenny, Northy, JonnieCAT, MattDamon, westcoast-7rings, kid-a, canigetafuckyou, greenbean, SheeEp, Xmas-EVIL, ROBSAYZSYSYSYDD, Happyjulie50, Sav, itty-bitty-titty
EskiDance was overly verbose, averaging 63 letters per line.

(typically people used 32 letters per line in #kisschat.co.uk)

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T7467436H2R19 Nicks T5T7467436H2R(25%), T5T74646H2R(19%), T5T45354345H2R(17%), T5T767364H2R(6.3%), T5T6487364782H2R(5.1%), T5T76437364H2R(4.2%), T5T589483694836H2R(4.0%), T5T74367364H2R(3.0%), T5T8923748937H2R(2.3%), T5T465475H2R(2.3%), T5T8436843H2R(2.1%), T5T467645H2R(1.9%), T5T2837363H2R(1.7%), T5T2383736H2R(1.3%), T5T736736H2R(1.1%), T5T2736363H2R(0.8%), T5T3836363H2R...
logo-west-coast4 Nicks logo-west-coast(88%), logo-west-coast40(7.5%), logo-west-coast56(3.5%), logo-west-coast21(0.2%)
JonnieCAT3 Nicks JonnieCAT(98%), JonnieCAT7(1.0%), JonnieCAT69(0.5%)
freak_the_legend3 Nicks freak_the_legend(96%), freak_the_--------legend(3.3%), freak_the_legend67(0.3%)
Northy3 Nicks Northy(93%), Northy60(6.7%), Northy45(0.3%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 1285
hearty - 825
icon - 2453
Rebel - 1646
2hearty - 1144
Julie - 752
Kenny - 978
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 859
3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 1069
icon - 581
Julie - 870
janey - 827
4Hayley - 1004
Sherry - 532
Sherry - 735
smokey69 - 786
5watty1 - 973
Kenny - 390
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 701
JasonKing - 629
6Evil-Bill - 518
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 276
SELINAGUCCII - 668
icon - 603
7logo-west-coast - 464
freak_the_legend - 255
hearty - 545
hearty - 597
8Rebel - 418
RROBSAYZ - 233
TheRealestTee - 447
Francesco - 583
9DoxxingAutisticCoward - 332
Northy - 229
ToXiCTyPeR - 367
Touched_By_Tism - 529
10JenniCricket - 308
kipper - 223
freak_the_legend - 337
play - 495

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

2/2025 - 11/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
8 (2.6%)
 10000..11999
41 (14%)
 8000..9999
99 (33%)
 6000..7999
95 (31%)
 4000..5999
47 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.0%)
 1..1999
7 (2.3%)

2025

2 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252135



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Hayleyt3 1 Julieicon
2 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 2 JulieSherry
3 t3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 3 JuliePhead_in_Crisis_Xo
4 HayleyJenniCricket 4 Juliehearty
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a 5 JulieKenny
6 Evil-BillHayley 6 Sherryicon
7 Hayleyhearty 7 SherryNorthy
8 Rebelt3 8 SherryKenny
9 DoxxingYourBestFriendwatty1 9 SherryXmas-EVIL
10 Xmas-EVILt3 10 Kennyicon
11 FreeSpiritt3 11 JulieNorthy
12 Evil-Billt3 12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty
13 Hayleylogo-west-coast 13 freak_the_legendicon
14 Rebelplay 14 Sherryhearty
15 StormVuLTt3 15 Rebelicon
16 HayleyXmas-EVIL 16 SheeEpicon
17 TNA_B2B_NBCt3 17 Juliekipper
18 TNA_B2B_NBCFreeSpirit 18 KennyNorthy
19 Rebelwatty1 19 Northyicon
20 t3watty1 20 KennySheeEp


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Kennyicon 1 INNITjaney
2 Julieicon 2 Rebelsmokey69
3 Sherryicon 3 Rebelplay
4 SELINAGUCCIIicon 4 RebelJasonKing
5 SheeEpicon 5 RebelPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
6 Rebelicon 6 Rebelkid-a
7 JulieTheRealestTee 7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay
8 TheRealestTeeicon 8 Rebelhearty
9 kippericon 9 RebelT5T7467436H2R
10 JulieSherry 10 Rebelicon
11 KennySELINAGUCCII 11 RebelElon
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty 12 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
13 KennySherry 13 Rebelfreak_the_legend
14 jennywiseSherry 14 RebelToXiCTyPeR
15 heartyicon 15 playsmokey69
16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoicon 16 KennyRebel
17 janeyicon 17 KennyFrancesco
18 NorthyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 18 NorthyRebel
19 Juliejennywise 19 burpRebel
20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokipper 20 T5T7467436H2Ricon



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 SheeEp  7
  100%
2 kipper  7
  100%
3 Kenny  7
  100%
4 kid-a  7
  100%
5 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
6 Evil-Bill  7
  100%
7 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
8 t3  7
  100%
9 Sherry  7
  100%
10 Cg  7
  100%
11 LQQK87  7
  100%
12 Northy  7
  100%
13 hearty  7
  100%
14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
15 smokey69  7
  100%
16 icon  7
  100%
17 Rebel  7
  100%
18 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
19 StormVuLT  6
  86%
20 T5T7467436H2R  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Northy  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 hearty  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 Cg  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 LQQK87  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 Rebel  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 Happyjulie50  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 smokey69  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 icon  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Kenny  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 kid-a  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 SheeEp  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 kipper  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 SELINAGUCCII  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 t3  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 Sherry  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 Evil-Bill  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
18 TheRealestTee  7 24 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
19 janey  6 25 Nov - 30 Nov 2025
  Currently 6 days active
20 Touched_By_Tism  6 24 Nov - 29 Nov 2025
  Currently 6 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 9 EskiDance(63.5), AF1highs-west-coast(57.1), Touched_By_Tism(54.6...
42..44 8 DoxxingYourBestFriend(44.9), t3(44.8), Handsome(44.5), logo-west-c...
39..41 8 starboy-west-coast(41.9), temu-7rings(41.5), Linga(41.1), RichMan(4...
36..38 8 PascaI-Montana(38.9), airraid(38.8), BillyWhoreHopper(38.2), SheeEp(...
33..35 9 TheRealestTee(36.0), MondayMonday(35.5), bitda(35.4), LQQK87(35....
30..32 10 Rebel(33.0), Piss_up_a_Vamps(32.1), INNIT(31.8), burp(31.3), Heating...
27..29 21 Allegra(29.9), Kenny(29.7), SELINAGUCCII(29.6), kid-a(29.6), Shes-Stil...
24..26 11 TeamJacob(26.9), JasonKing(26.9), Naturemade(26.2), salvationarmy(...
21..23 8 MikeTard2025(23.6), DoxxingAutisticCoward(23.1), GameOver(22.7), ...
18..20 1 ROBSYZSAYZERRRRRE(18.3)
..17 13 janey(17.0), smokey69(16.8), ROBBSAYZ(16.7), ROBSAYZSYSYSY...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words in #kisschat.co.uk:

Count Word Last used by At
3538 "that" JasonKing 30 Nov 23:56
1964 "have" haptic 30 Nov 23:51
1897 "Like" StormVuLT 30 Nov 23:51
1890 "with" JasonKing 30 Nov 23:55
1445 "here" JasonKing 30 Nov 23:57
1416 "what" Rebel 30 Nov 23:54
1388 "they" nothingToSeeHereSir 30 Nov 23:00
1343 "just" Rebel 30 Nov 23:58
1056 "about" Rebel 30 Nov 23:45
1020 "this" haptic 30 Nov 23:51


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
967 "Rebel" Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 30 Nov 23:58
827 "icon" dontcha-think-im-sexy 30 Nov 22:57
684 "Kenny" JasonKing 30 Nov 21:32
596 "Julie" ROBBSAYZ 30 Nov 23:24
591 "Hayley" Rebel 30 Nov 23:07


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
150 icon "ROFFL"(101), "Lolllll"(44), "rumble"(10), "Gibb"(3), "#VIP"(3), "cold*"(4), "Wimpys"(5),
"*Slaps"(3), "sparks"(3), "notepad"(4), "Perkins"(3), "scotsgirl"(7), "lightest"(3),
"Parkhurst"(4), "batteries"(3), "couldn’t"(6), "agoraphobic"(8), "Lollllllllllllllll"(3),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(8), "https://freeimage.host/i/fCi6iMJ"(8)
76 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "chose"(10), "~waves"(10), "ahem"(3), "Axel"(3), "Bonk"(3), "honour"(8), "needn"(3),
"fungus"(6), "Bahama"(5), "Netflix"(4), "affairs"(3), "Troubled"(5), "funniest"(5),
"intensing"(7), "playlist"(3), "operating"(5), "strung-out"(8), "professor"(3),
"narcissism"(3), "established"(3)
51 Kenny "puff"(3), "man "(6), "skint"(5), "icoon"(5), "sel "(3), "money "(8), "nope "(5),
"online "(9), "said "(3), "rebs "(3), "prick "(6), "Vamps "(5), "books "(3),
"tablet "(6), "sherry "(6), "stupid "(4), "myself "(4), "friday "(3), "decades "(3),
"tomorrow "(4)
49 logo-west-coast "innut"(32), "deck"(5), "howling"(13), "tarte"(5), "appal"(3), "looooo"(5), "summit"(5),
"amounts"(3), "plaques"(3), "Dungeness"(9), "Testing"(3), "contacts"(4), "Asperger"(4),
"scolding"(4), "shittier"(3), "poopjeets"(5), "monitoring"(4), "Trainwreck"(3),
"diversified"(4), "consumables"(3)
37 t3 "bruh"(14), "Sage"(5), "cups"(4), "echo"(3), "eazy"(3), "anus"(3), "thief"(3), "doner"(3),
"livin"(3), "Phrad"(3), "shaped"(5), "punani"(5), "Shoulda"(6), "Muhamad"(4), "Ebonics"(3),
"Tabitha"(3), "lothario"(5), "Pakistanis"(4), "travelling"(4), "opportunity"(5)
37 Rebel "colm"(3), "sooo"(3), "Hint"(3), "bitty"(6), "Derry"(5), "cheek"(5), "karen"(4), "Keira"(4),
"teeny"(3), "deary"(3), "weesht"(3), "sturlen"(4), "cretins"(3), "editing"(3), "rounded"(3),
"crossed"(3), "puddings"(3), "procedure"(3), "intentions"(4), "Portuguese"(3)
31 janey "TRYS"(5), "FACK"(4), " YER"(7), "Megs"(3), "OH "(3), " IAM"(4), "VEGGY"(3),
"HOUES"(3), "medal"(3), "FOOKING "(14), " ROCKS"(8), "PSACAL"(4), "LIEING"(3),
"LORRYS"(3), " KING"(3), "PIGONGS"(3), " BILLY"(3), " ROCKS "(5), " INNIT "(4),
"everthing"(3)
30 hearty "naah"(15), "pissoff"(17), "snake"(8), "lllf"(4), "fran"(4), "veet"(3), "soor"(3), "budd"(3),
"FCUK"(3), "KUTTA"(4), "ZOSIA"(4), "naaah"(4), "venom"(4), "FONTS"(3), "juicy"(3),
"dumbass"(8), "bristol"(4), "sherrys"(3), "SHITTERS"(3), "SCHZOPHRENIC"(4)
27 SELINAGUCCII "menu"(6), "sisu"(5), "becoz"(7), "anthr"(7), "vast"(3), "Alter"(3), "espec"(3), "moans"(3),
"stands"(6), "assmnt"(4), "staged"(4), "sporty"(3), "upgrade"(4), "bonjour"(3),
"Jurassic"(5), "produces"(3), "goodnite"(3), "converted"(4), "statistics"(3),
"membership"(3)
26 Sherry "fkin"(15), "YOULL"(7), "fker"(3), "tail"(3), "betty"(4), "hunni"(3), "davis"(3), "Its "(3),
"probly"(4), "Biscuit"(7), "models"(4), "shirry"(3), "mirrors"(3), "gambled"(3), "bastids"(3),
"kennypoos"(8), "treadmill"(6), "fannybaws"(4), "impressed"(3), "condensed"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
24 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and t3 "lane"(5), "guilty"(10), "seaweed"(10), "tucker"(5), "wrasse"(5), "liking"(4), "rights"(3),
"species"(5), "surgery"(5), "Eswatini"(6), "February"(5), "presumed"(3), "refusing"(3),
"discharge"(5), "Stockholm"(4), "hurricane"(3), "vaccinated"(3), "perspective"(5),
"improvement"(3), "intervention"(3)
23 Kenny and Hayley "did "(13), "chat "(16), "nice "(10), "kid "(5), "true "(8), "once "(7), "moist"(3),
"lie "(3), "too "(3), "yeah "(4), "wrong "(6), "mine "(3), "funny "(4), "thing "(4),
"right "(4), "SMOKEY "(6), "packing"(3), "either "(5), "anyway "(5), "bullshits"(5)
21 Rebel and RebelRock "stuart"(38), "eyed"(9), "pete"(6), "mutt"(6), "acne"(5), "Tele"(4), "brat"(4), "bets"(3),
"Laura"(6), "brats"(4), "storms"(4), "demented"(7), "Whitney"(4), "lusting"(3),
"Anyhows"(3), "mistaken"(4), "splatter"(3), "implying"(3), "untouched"(4), "bothering"(3)
17 Rebel and kid-a "cass"(4), "poem"(4), "coco"(3), "split"(6), "swoofer"(12), "Yoda"(3), "Nooo"(3), "virgins"(8),
"Raging"(5), "rabbit"(4), "circle"(4), "envious"(6), "Gaelic"(3), "recite"(3), "moronic"(3),
"informed"(3), "arguments"(3)
15 icon and Kenny "stoned"(20), "lino"(3), "mouse"(5), "robbed"(8), "wallet"(6), "baker"(3), "11th"(3),
"website"(6), "chemist"(5), "Xxxxxxxxxxxx"(31), "failing"(5), "Rachael"(3), "Sparked"(3),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(31), "bullshitter"(6)
15 t3 and Touched_By_Tism "dems"(7), "plans"(8), "paste"(7), "voted"(7), "gangs"(6), "file"(3), "hoax"(3), "corbyn"(7),
"brexit"(7), "fires"(3), "figured"(5), "dispute"(3), "nigerian"(3), "dishonest"(6),
"announced"(4)
15 icon and Rebel "Rory"(4), "gums"(4), "fuel"(4), "plain"(5), "admin"(4), "pension"(9), "fragile"(6), "Angela"(3),
"adding"(3), "stinking"(6), "following"(7), "Benedict"(3), "peasants"(3), "Manchester"(9),
"overweight"(6)
14 icon and SheeEp "diesel"(11), "spliff"(11), "berk"(3), "McCain"(3), "Tuesday"(6), "licence"(4), "mccains"(3),
"luncheon"(5), "sourdough"(8), "THATCHER"(3), "Filtered"(3), "pneumonia"(4),
"cancelled"(4), "businesses"(3)
14 Kenny and SELINAGUCCII "skinny"(14), "nisa"(5), "planet"(10), "flour"(4), "again "(9), "rich "(3), "solves"(3),
"down "(3), "even "(3), "PORN "(3), "world "(3), "champagne"(8), "companies"(6),
"contains"(3)
14 Francesco and Dino-Baggio "GRIP"(6), "SPARX"(4), "Gates"(3), "embrace"(9), "Barack"(5), "Communist"(9),
"virtually"(7), "espresso"(3), "hispanic"(3), "Quererte"(3), "republican"(8),
"REPUBLICANS"(8), "participants"(7), "supplements"(4)




#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  399 "but sure, kid-a, if you want to pretend having lots of money, and having a job, you do that :)"
2 icon  188 "Fat sherry - Xmas decs on her mobility scooter and a tree in the front basket 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
3 kipper  175 "watty1 can you believe these clowns :D"
4 Hayley  156 "I wouldn't show it if I was a man and had one that small 😂"
5 watty1  81 "😉"
6 SheeEp  62 "wowsers what a fucking mess :D"
7 TNA_B2B_NBC  33 "Aaron ran for his life when he saw her pics 😂"
8 StormVuLT  30 "What do you know? old hack :D"
9 EskiDance  26 "Yet the simpletons that get along with him in here, believe what he writes 😂"
10 smokey69  24 "😆😃😆😃😆😃"
11 Doxxing_King  24 "The spastic is throwing the towel in already! 😂"
12 Rebel  23 "Oh yea can't wait 😐"
13 Papeete  19 "for some one, like youuuuuuuuuuuu :)"
14 DoxxingAutisticCoward  17 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
15 DoxxingYourBestFriend  15 "Nobody with 650 real friends would have the  time to be monitoring everyones IP address and
scripts and spend their entire friday night obsessing over someone just because they feel inferior
or jealous towards them ;)"
16 Pie_Smasher  13 "😆"
17 ToXiCTyPeR  11 "I had to explain to him that you already died decades ago :)"
18 TheRealestTee  11 "😂"
19 RebelRock  7 "😂"
20 Piss_up_a_Vamps  7 "😄"
21 JeffreyEpstein  7 "Trump is my best friend ☺️"
22 Hi-Fatties  7 "😁"
23 Evil-Bill  7 "I do have a line I won't cross, after all. :)"
24 DuppyAndLeave  7 "Everything Cg writes from now I'm gonna hear it in a strong Alabama accent like Forest Gump 😂"
25 Julie  6 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
26 JenniCricket  6 "I get called that a lot irl 🤣güera"
27 giantryan  6 "Can still book though, got the gf coming later on 😁"
28 gaz  6 "They wouldn’t let me stay on into 6th form 😂"
29 Emmaa  6 "Good evening, my friend :)"
30 BillyWhoreHopper  6 "Pascal, if you need work, I can hook you up at the truck lot :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 icon  405 "🫡"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  362 "ok"
3 hearty  286 "LLF"
4 watty1  243 "ROFL"
5 Julie  222 "Omg"
6 freak_the_legend  198 "was"
7 Rebel  145 "Hi*"
8 kipper  102 ":D"
9 Hayley  99 "lol"
10 smokey69  94 "😊"
11 SELINAGUCCII  92 "lol"
12 Evil-Bill  83 "lol"
13 t3  81 "00ps"
14 janey  75 "PMSL"
15 ToXiCTyPeR  70 "lol"
16 MikeTard2025  58 " "
17 SheeEp  57 "lol"
18 Sherry  56 "no"
19 Kenny  56 "out"
20 DoxxingAutisticCoward  52 "lool"
21 freak_the_lgend  51 "lAO"
22 Hi-Fatties  45 "🥊"
23 RROBSAYZ  42 "LOL"
24 kid-a  35 "Np"
25 Bounty  34 "OK"
26 StormVuLT  30 ". :D"
27 JasonKing  30 "yes"
28 Xmas-EVIL  28 "lmao"
29 FreeSpirit  28 "lol"
30 TNA_B2B_NBC  27 "😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 t3  54 <Handsome> t3: if stupidity and mediocrity had a face , it would be you. 
2 nick17  18 <Handsome> nick17:  I am not a bodybuilder
3 hi  18 <DiavoloScuro> Hi, Northy.
4 watty1  17 <Handsome> watty1:  you had bad childhood we understand that , but that does
not mean you will come here and talk shit
5 play  15 <Cuyahosebag_and_Acolytes> Play, are you going ballistic over the dismissal of the Comey and James
indictments, you poor dear?
6 JonnieCAT  15 <Tango> JonnieCAT:  you are owned ☺️ 😊 😉 😁 😁 😁
7 hearty  14 <GameOver> hearty, don't be such a slut
8 Rebel  13 <Touched_By_Tism> Rebel, that was risky, you that you know who will be all over googling
that name
9 pyramid  12 <Linga> pyramid: you are a criminal
10 Papeete  12 <Xmas-EVIL> Papeete, I have something that might interest you.
11 binman  12 <Handsome> binman:  you are an offender 
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  10 <Tango> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo:  are you okay?
13 Kenny  10 <Touched_By_Tism> Kenny, yes, they get their seized money back, that isn't ours to start
of with
14 Julie  10 <John_Mayhoff> Julie, I would like to hang you from my Xmas tree as a fat ornament.
15 icon  10 <SELINAGUCCII> icon , i like mains chat
16 Hayley  10 <GameOver> Hayley, Shanklin Chine 8am
17 Nope  9 <Evil-Bill> Nope, Phead.
18 Touched_By_Aspergers  8 <Touched_By_Tism> Touched_By_Aspergers, not just the week, when i left last year he
claimed the same thing almost instantly
19 MondayMonday  8 <Touched_By_Tism> MondayMonday, how is mr tism going to meet anyone without a chatroom
lol
20 jennywise  7 <Touched_By_Tism> jennywise, so i should just allow her to keep talking shit and say nothing?
21 smokey69  6 <Linga> smokey69:  hi
22 MikeTard2025  6 <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, what the fuck is up you uneducated trump voting mother
fucker
23 temu-west-coast  5 <Linga> temu-west-coast:  there should be laws about this , but its not there
24 WattyTheSexGod  4 <Hardman> WattyTheSexGod: is dead
25 TheRealestTee  4 <Handsome> TheRealestTee:  get a life unemployed clown
26 temu-7rings  4 <Handsome> temu-7rings: También eres femenina en modales.
27 Ramon  4 <Linga> Ramon: you already done
28 Evil-Bill  4 <Handsome> Evil-Bill:  no one is evil with me
29 Xmas-EVIL  3 <RichMan> Xmas-EVIL:  you are talking shit 
30 SheeEp  3 <Slayer-of-the-Fatso-folk> SheeEP, Kenny, Julie, Sherry = All fatties 



Top 2 shouted nicks!

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 hi  2 <Evil-Bill> Hi!
2 Question  1 <Question> Question !!!!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 temu-cosmetics  7 * temu-cosmetics farts and giggles
2 Touched_By_Tism  6 * Touched_By_Tism writes on notes that there's no receipts for the hotel
3 temu-7rings  5 * temu-7rings sprays coach dupe from temu in a massive cloud
4 starboy-west-coast  3 * starboy-west-coast spits on hearty
5 chamoy-west-coast  3 * chamoy-west-coast yawns at simpy69
6 ambitionzasaridahwestcoast  3 * ambitionzasaridahwestcoast farts on crisis cunt
7 airraid  3 * airraid spits on hearty
8 WoW-west-coast  2 * WoW-west-coast farts
9 urbanassaultvehicle  2 * urbanassaultvehicle spits on drug user hearty
10 ohwellfuck12ibsforsale  2 * ohwellfuck12ibsforsale yawns
11 mild-winter-west-coast  2 * mild-winter-west-coast farts and yawns
12 invested-and-diversified  2 * invested-and-diversified farts
13 Captain-Save-A-304  2 * Captain-Save-A-304 greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
14 AF1highs-west-coast  2 * AF1highs-west-coast dances to Nelly af1s
15 A`Ha  2 * A`Ha launches icon on a trebuchet into the sun
16 Yo-MTV-Raps  1 * Yo-MTV-Raps greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
17 turnedintoalogo  1 * turnedintoalogo spits on hearty
18 Trigger  1 * Trigger sends Fat Tim flying into the mirror with a Charleh Murpheh kung fu
kick
19 Touched_By_Aspergers  1 * Touched_By_Aspergers farts and yawns
20 play  1 * play is a big name in here
21 logo-west-coast  1 * logo-west-coast farts on JasonKing
22 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing pours a small one to take the chill out of the night
23 i-like-bacon  1 * i-like-bacon waits for a mention of doxxing levels
24 HowieHowitzer  1 * HowieHowitzer loves his testicles tickled
25 freak_the_legend  1 * freak_the_legend grins harder
26 eazy-westcoast  1 * eazy-westcoast farts on the geriatric troll
27 canigetafuckyou  1 * canigetafuckyou nods at Xmas-EVIL
28 BahamaMama  1 * BahamaMama loves to scissor
29 Allie  1 * Allie looks around for a thick basard



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 icon  37 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2 Touched_By_Tism  11 "MondayMonday, they all are, i literally had to start 3 fights at the same time to reach the top of the
stats"
3 Doxxing_King  9 "99% of my playlist is UK and Russian rappers dummy."
4 EskiDance  7 "TGO lives and breathes kisschat. Look at the stats page he's top for every time section LOL"
5 logo-west-coast  6 "Yes YG 98% of the rave is on drugs"
6 SheeEp  5 "the elderly cant go home til a care package is done, its usually shit, but still delays the place by
10 to 20%"
7 TNA_B2B_NBC  4 "Hayley  TOP of the chat stats page for this time period indicates there is no defence."
8 StormVuLT  4 "around 99% are Muslim in Turkey"
9 SELINAGUCCII  4 "90% of my mates r white"
10 TheRealestTee  3 "I'd 100% snap you in half"
11 ROBSAYZSILLS  3 "7%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp...
...%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.si%3A...
...1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodu...
...s.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.moeking.me%3A6969%2Fann...
...ounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%"
12 Rebel  3 "Lol he's pished 99.9% of the time"
13 Kenny  3 "21% tax on other online gambling upto 40% soon "
14 invested-and-diversified  3 "When I am closer to retirement I will be basically putting my entire check into the 5% match"
15 FreeSpirit  3 "you are on the stats as being here at night"
16 FAT-APULT  3 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
17 canigetafuckyou  3 "as someone with a legit retirement as in a pension and a 401k split to go into many different things
and also a 5% match.....I concur"
18 way-bitch-westcoast  2 "99.999999% of emotions are utterly pointless"
19 Touched_By_Aspergers  2 "Check the hosts for "Ben" it's 100% him"
20 t3  2 "I asked you if all of existence just magically appeared and came from nothing. You said "100%
it came from nothing""
21 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "90% of these oafs, should be situated within the fat-apult, and blasted off at full speed"
22 LQQK87  2 "THE PAEDO ISN'T CUBAN ....HE'S 100% FROM HONDURAS"
23 kipper  2 "icon do you have a spreadsheet with chatters stats or something :D"
24 Hi-Fatties  2 "The gym look you fat dossers get when The Icon knows unequivocally for a 110% fact that I can
fit in 1 leg of your Oxfam trousers circa 1975 - 750 times and that you’ve got more fat on your
crusty toenails than I’ve got on my whole body / literally lolllllllllllllllllllllll"
25 Hayley  2 "I'm not bullshitting this 100 % happened lol"
26 GameOver  2 "1%"
27 Francesco  2 "apparently in Japan they've got A formula to regrow teeth I'm not sure whether it's 100% factual.
But if it is that's brilliant can you imagine losing the tooth and then you can get it regrown that's
brilliant. If that's possible"
28 Cuyafunbags  2 "According to the latest research, men who spend four or more hours a day working out are 80%
more likely to suffer from Withered Willy Syndrome after age 55."
29 chat-is-love  2 "I awlays gave myself and my employees a 6% match"
30 Zedlocks  1 "Kid-a would 100% allow his wife to cheat with a black man."



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 icon  66 "8, 000 sausage rolls a day"
2 SheeEp  32 "yea i like the chicken currys, get to do me own basmati"
3 Rebel  22 "I don't like boiled eggs like scrambled eggs or omelette"
4 hearty  20 "MAVIS GET THE BISCUITS"
5 AF1highs-west-coast  18 "Roast Tom Turkey with Natural Gravy · Lobster Mac and Cheese · Cranberry, Apple and Sage
Cornbread Stuffing · Petite Filet Mignon Cooked-to-Order · Oysters Rockefeller · Butternut Squash
Ravioli · Butter-Whipped Mashed Potatoes with Turkey Gravy · Saffron Basmati Rice · Deep Fried
Prawns and Oysters · Chicken Cordon Bleu · Dungeness Crab"
6 Sherry  17 "your no spring chicken either"
7 kipper  16 "yeah curry smells nice, but they don't smell of curry some smell literally of shit"
8 Kenny  15 "gonna spend my money on my flat now and a lovely christmas dinner and send her pictures lol"
9 SELINAGUCCII  13 "lard is very cheap hence why used to fry chips in "
10 Pie_Smasher  11 "even after a bath vamps your still ugly and your clothes smell of rotten eggs and tainted beef chipati"
11 t3  10 "CountDrunkula said he could smell the 2 week old curry from richman earlier."
12 Dino-Baggio  10 "you're saying that I think you tell porkies"
13 Hayley  9 "All that joop and eggs lol"
14 Francesco  9 "Lorri spilt the beans on you."
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  8 "kid-a <--------------- when he meets up with his Mistress, they discuss David Lewis's Modal Realism
over tea and biscuits"
16 Northy  8 "fucks sake can't get into my biscuits"
17 logo-west-coast  8 "They bond over candle light dinners and food prepare by Dr singhs feet bless"
18 HowieHowitzer  8 "even quality loo paper cant handle a curry poo"
19 LongLiveSATAN  7 "I bet Hot Chocolate has a nice, feminine sounding name that ends with the "ah" sound."
20 giantryan  7 "Honeycomb, marshmallows, jelly beans and fudge"
21 Captain-Save-A-304Burgers  7 "304 double cheese burgers for my luncheon & 600 portions of cheesy chips washed down
with 4 litres of Lambrini mmmmmmm"
22 T5T7467436H2R  6 "" I INTEND TO HAVE A QUIET EVENING SUCKING A FISHERMANS FRIEND" SAYS SHAME...
...LESS STARMER......."
23 Touched_By_Tism  5 "no work no breakfast"
24 pyramid  5 "usually i might get a fish and chips"
25 GooglePixel10  5 "they sell the biscuity thing in help shops"
26 Evil-Bill  5 "A skill that has aided my success as a lunch truck washer."
27 BillyWhoreHopper  5 "Or you can just move on to Hot Chocolate."
28 WoW-west-coast  4 "I don't think curry would cause someone to smell like bo"
29 watty1  4 "Chips burgers sausage rolls kebabs"
30 ToXiCTyPeR  4 "Oh well, no matter. Time for some PORK RINDS!"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Evil-Bill  60 ""Clickety click" ? Is that what the nail gun sounded like before it let one go into your
leg?"
2 t3  57 "Ah you saw what "demon scratch me" said Tabs"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  57 ""Bill is porn" lolol"
4 ToXiCTyPeR  39 "Henati....One can spell "Hentai" with those letters."
5 TheRealestTee  30 ""They are nothing" as she writes 9 straight lines about them "
6 Touched_By_Tism  22 "every night he had an excuse, "i'm only here because x""
7 logo-west-coast  20 "I would not "fit in""
8 Hayley  18 "I saw one drug addict collapse on the floor... i did phone 999 for ambulance. And they asked me
if he was still breathing. I said " yeah i think so, hes on drugs i dont really wanna go near
him " lolc"
9 Xmas-EVIL  16 "I see, YG. You ever watch a movie called "Kids" ?"
10 BillyWhoreHopper  16 "I always thought in terms of "Lucky her"."
11 airraid  16 "Hoser do you think Milana gives a fuck about Christmas this year? She was clipped as saying
"who gives a fuck about the Christmas and the decorations but I need to do it...right"?"
12 Touched_By_Aspergers  13 ""meag is addicted" though?"
13 temu-7rings  13 ""ketosis diet" lol what?"
14 Pinging_King26  9 "If a user's connection is too slow or unstable, the IRC server will likely terminate their connection
, a process often referred to as "timing out"."
15 StormVuLT  8 "She's like, "Men are trash" and then immediately "Men and Women are equal""
16 INNIT  7 "LEFTY WENT TO SPOY PHEAD IN HIS "WORKOUT""
17 AF1highs-west-coast  7 ""I can shop to my hearts contempt""
18 Papeete  6 "but Xmas-Evil, hearty here told us: "Bill is porn""
19 LQQK87  6 "SAYS THE PAKI WHO TYPED " I'M NEVER COMING BACK " BOO HOO"
20 turnedintoalogo  5 "And why have you brought back "Mr yamoto"?"
21 play  5 ""I conclude that the Attorney General’s attempt to install Ms. [Lindsey] Halligan as Interim U.S.
Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia was invalid and that Ms. Halligan has been unlawfully
serving in that role since September 22, 2025," Currie wrote."
22 LongLiveSATAN  5 "I bet Hot Chocolate has a nice, feminine sounding name that ends with the "ah" sound."
23 EviI-Bill  5 ""WHY aren't you giving me a blow job?" lol"
24 Bill-is-PORN  4 "Why not? My dad had a mixed Chihuahua and called him "Samson"."
25 ambitionzasaridahwestcoast  4 "Ask him about "little Lisa" lol Jonnie is a demented nonce"
26 westcoast-7rings  3 "Wearing a ring, but ain't gon' be no "Mrs""
27 WBme  3 "If "my bad" and "sorry" could shiz out gold brick we'd all be Rich -eye -roll"
28 rip  3 "Why would you jump through hoops for a costco job in the first place. that's kind of like getting
an "f" in sunday school."
29 PascaI-Montana  3 "SPARX - "El De Los Ojos Negros" - Video Oficial - Official Video"
30 no-shade-west-coast  3 "Also in this same commerical it goes to a scene where Jamaal is sitting in the mirror hearing voices
having an internal dialogue about "toxic masculinity""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Line Count Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  52 "spent it all in one evening I think"
2 Happyjulie50  49 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
3 Evil-Bill  23 "Hello, Vampy!"
4 Northy  17 "afternoon"
5 Rebel  16 "I get plenty of fresh air when I go out in the morning to work. Should try it. It's liberating to earn
your own money"
6 Cg  16 "hello play"
7 ToXiCTyPeR  15 "Hello again, Phead. Having fun?"
8 Emmaa  15 "hello"
9 JasonKing  10 "a lot of samurai lovers in here this morning"
10 icon  10 "ROFFL that’s 7am this morning before gym time xxxxxxxx"
11 hearty  10 "good evening phead"
12 SELINAGUCCII  9 "u shld always start off with at least 20 mins of morning sunshine for seratonin boost"
13 SheeEp  8 "morning northy60 lol"
14 Julie  8 "Morning people don't kick ass"
15 MikeTard2025  7 "Lol hey Touched_By_Tism...hows it going"
16 kipper  7 "I wash in the morning and shower at night"
17 binman  7 "evening kid"
18 t3  6 ""Say hello to my lil friend" *introduces Tabs"
19 smokey69  6 "Hows you this evening rebel"
20 JonnieCAT  6 "hello world"
21 StormVuLT  5 "But hey, watty1 who the f are you talking to?"
22 watty1  4 "leave till afternoon tho"
23 Touched_By_Tism  4 "Touched_By_Aspergers, yeah, most mornings i wake up around that time and it's very common
to see him and tabby"
24 Sherry  4 "every sunday morning"
25 LQQK87  4 "PISSCAL WORKS YET HE'S IN HERE EVERY AFTERNOON (HIS TIME)  WITHOUT FAIL"
26 Kenny  4 "some bitch getting lippy really heyley bitchy shit i can do that too lol"
27 Xmas-EVIL  3 "hello, JenniAndAnd!"
28 TheRealestTee  3 "Im always nice and hello"
29 RebelRock  3 "Anyways how is your evening smokey"
30 pigsear  3 "Emmaa hello x"



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