#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Thursday 4 Dec 2025 to Wednesday 10 Dec 2025
607 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

Hours 0-6

Hours 6-12

Hours 12-18

Hours 18-24

Daily chat activity

10698	8195	7825	13292	8573	7596	9473
4 Dec	5 Dec	6 Dec	7 Dec	8 Dec	9 Dec	10 Dec

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4.3%	4.8%	4.3%	4.1%	4.3%	3.5%	2.4%	1.0%	0.9%	2.3%	2.9%	3.5%	4.6%	4.4%	4.1%	5.3%	4.6%	4.4%	3.9%	5.7%	7.4%	6.8%	6.1%	4.6%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Long term statistics - three month sections

365902	623564	586088	541217	684404	636659	655056	636836	644323	580663	701228	644062	692673	(Est. 775800) 598719
8 - 9 2022	10 - 12 2022	1 - 3 2023	4 - 6 2023	7 - 9 2023	10 - 12 2023	1 - 3 2024	4 - 6 2024	7 - 9 2024	10 - 12 2024	1 - 3 2025	4 - 6 2025	7 - 9 2025	10 - 12 2025

Total: 8591394 lines
Estimated number of lines for current section: 775800 lines

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken

Big Numbers

play really wanted others to know what was doing - 4 descriptions altogether.
Example:

8 Dec 21:40 * play IS A BIG NAME IN HERE SMOKEY

is Ho-Ho-Hosebag stupid or just asking too many questions? 20% of lines contained a question!

HollaWidTheRinsinSound was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 19%.

icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 41 times...

hearty also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 24 times.

Highest CAPS ratio: janey with 978 of words in CAPS.
Example:

10 Dec 19:04 <janey> GINGER ONLY HAS ONE EYE

Activity peak: 25 people were simultaneously active on 10 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):

janey, PascaI-Montana, Evangelist, smokey69, T5T74575465GRGT, kipper, kid-a, JasonKing, SELINAGUCCII, Rebel, VibesareON, bitchimeating, Emmaa, gaz, boobz36d10, VibesAlive, Longday, Evil-Bill, Jonnie10, My_Hosebag_Dot_Com, Kenny_Krampus, saneythekipper, sueioo, hearty, mrz

gg didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 74 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 30 letters.

The ones with the most nicks (still haven't found the best one, T5T74575465GRGT...)
T5T74575465GRGT	8 Nicks	T5T74575465GRGT(61%), T5T48979374GRGT(14%), T5T4554543GRGT(13%), T5T57647467GRGT36(4.2%), T5T64787823GRGT(2.4%), T5T7467436GRGT(1.8%), T5T57647467GRGT(1.3%), T5T48979374GRGT29(0.7%)
T5T7643436GTR13	5 Nicks	T5T7643436GTR13(46%), T5T5436487364GTR(45%), T5T7643436GTR(6.4%), T5T3636363GTR(1.6%), T5T83468436GTR(0.4%)
JasonKing	5 Nicks	JasonKing(84%), JasonKing78(14%), JasonKing19(0.8%), JasonKing75(0.4%), JasonKing42(0.1%)
Rebel	5 Nicks	Rebel(97%), Rebel17(1.2%), Rebel98(0.6%), Rebel71(0.2%), Rebel29(0.1%)
Northy	5 Nicks	Northy(63%), Northy35(15%), Northy7(11%), Northy4(8.7%), Northy34(0.9%)

Time of day stats

	Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6)	Early birds (Hours 6-12)	Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18)	Evening chatters (Hours 18-24)
1	t3 - 1900	hearty - 769	icon - 2194	play - 2008
2	StormVuLT - 838	Milla - 415	SELINAGUCCII - 1272	Rebel - 1758
3	hearty - 700	SheeEp - 371	TheRealestTee - 1115	PascaI-Montana - 1353
4	DiavoloScuro - 690	WreckIt80 - 327	Kenny - 759	smokey69 - 996
5	cunt - 686	Julie - 320	watty1 - 754	janey - 991
6	Milla - 662	Evangelist - 315	kipper - 717	icon - 812
7	watty1 - 595	Sherry - 298	hearty - 669	JasonKing - 810
8	Keyboard-Warrior - 493	Sunday - 273	ROBSAYZzosiawascool - 668	SELINAGUCCII - 695
9	Fukitol - 485	Kenny - 273	TopDogNoLimit - 650	watty1 - 665
10	EBR - 446	DiavoloScuro - 267	ROBSAYZzosiarip - 519	Kenny - 652

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day

Number of days

12000..13999

9 (3.2%)

10000..11999

36 (13%)

8000..9999

93 (33%)

6000..7999

91 (32%)

4000..5999

46 (16%)

2000..3999

6 (2.1%)

1..1999

4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
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Lines: 290775

4 / 2025
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Lines: 243259

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Lines: 179530

6 / 2025
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Lines: 221273

7 / 2025
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Lines: 251443

8 / 2025
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Lines: 216269

9 / 2025
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Lines: 224961

10 / 2025
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Lines: 253938

11 / 2025
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Lines: 252153

12 / 2025
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Lines: 92628

Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6			Hours 6-12
1	Milla	t3	1	Rebel	WreckIt80

2	Fukitol	t3	2	Milla	Sunday

3	StormVuLT	t3	3	Keyboard-Warrior	kipper

4	cunt	t3	4	Milla	SheeEp

5	Rebel	Screamo	5	Milla	kipper

6	Keyboard-Warrior	Milla	6	Evil-Bill	t3

7	TeddyBruckshot	Milla	7	Kenny	Sherry

8	Ben	Milla	8	Sherry	Rebel

9	DiavoloScuro	t3	9	Kenny	hearty

10	Hayley	t3	10	Evangelist	freak_the_legend

11	Keyboard-Warrior	t3	11	Keyboard-Warrior	Milla

12	EBR	Milla	12	Julie	WreckIt80

13	giantryan	t3	13	Kenny	Rebel

14	Hayley	StormVuLT	14	Kenny	SheeEp

15	ToppaTopTop	hearty	15	Fukitol	t3

16	Fukitol	Guantanamo	16	Rebel	Sunday

17	AbuseTour2025	t3	17	Evangelist	cunt

18	StormVuLT	cunt	18	Evil-Bill	Fukitol

19	Live_Laugh_Hate	Milla	19	Julie	ROBSAYZSYAZXXXXX

20	hearty	t3	20	SheeEp	Sherry


Hours 12-18			Hours 18-24
1	Kenny	icon	1	Rebel	play

2	TheRealestTee	icon	2	Rebel	smokey69

3	kipper	icon	3	smokey69	play

4	SELINAGUCCII	TheRealestTee	4	T5T74575465GRGT	kipper

5	Julie	icon	5	PascaI-Montana	play

6	Julie	TheRealestTee	6	JasonKing	play

7	SELINAGUCCII	icon	7	JasonKing	Rebel

8	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	icon	8	Kenny	play

9	Kenny	SELINAGUCCII	9	Milla	play

10	Kenny	watty1	10	PascaI-Montana	Rebel

11	Emmaa	TheRealestTee	11	JasonKing	smokey69

12	Milla	icon	12	janey	smokey69

13	freak_the_legend	icon	13	Rebel	icon

14	freak_the_legend	TheRealestTee	14	PascaI-Montana	icon

15	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	kipper	15	Kenny	Rebel

16	hearty	icon	16	kid-a	Rebel

17	Kenny	TheRealestTee	17	T5T74575465GRGT	TDK9

18	icon	watty1	18	Milla	smokey69

19	SELINAGUCCII	kipper	19	icon	play

20	Danielle	TopDogNoLimit	20	PascaI-Montana	smokey69

Active day counts

Most days active

Nick

Number of days

percentage

Evangelist

100%

cunt

100%

StormVuLT

100%

SheeEp

100%

LQQK87

100%

Emmaa

100%

Happyjulie50

100%

hearty

100%

watty1

100%

smokey69

100%

icon

100%

play

100%

Rebel

100%

SELINAGUCCII

100%

JasonKing

100%

Ho-Ho-Hosebag

86%

TheRealestTee

86%

Northy

86%

Most consecutive days active

Nick

Number of days

Currently

icon

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

smokey69

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

watty1

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

play

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

JasonKing

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

SELINAGUCCII

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Rebel

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

hearty

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

StormVuLT

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

cunt

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Evangelist

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

SheeEp

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Happyjulie50

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Emmaa

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

LQQK87

4 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

4 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active *

Kenny

4 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active *

PascaI-Montana

5 Dec - 10 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active

Northy

4 Dec - 9 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active *

Ho-Ho-Hosebag

4 Dec - 8 Dec 2025

Currently 1 days active

Average line lengths

Line length	Count	Nicks
45..	7	gg(73.8), Ho-Ho-Hosebag(67.2), TDK9(56.8), HollaWidTheRinsinSound...
42..44	3	bitchimeating(43.9), Alexandro-Nesta(43.3), TeddyBruckshot(43.1)
39..41	5	t3(41.7), PascaI-Montana(41.4), Guantanamo(39.8), AbuseTour2025(3...
36..38	7	BigMad(38.7), Goldensands(38.5), gockcobbler(38.5), ToppaTopTop(3...
33..35	15	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo(36.0), getitrightgetitrightmayne(35.9), T...
30..32	10	Order(32.8), MrMeltysBigMeltdownHatingRebel(32.5), Evangelist(32.3),...
27..29	17	OHMYGOD(29.6), OfficerGoodBody(29.5), raining(29.1), JasonKing(2...
24..26	14	Elijah(26.9), Conor(26.8), Deck(26.6), Certi(25.9), Sherry(25.9), Storm...
21..23	6	ROBSAYZlotsthings(23.6), Live_Laugh_Hate(23.1), Sons40(22.5), Th...
18..20	8	Yew(20.5), UFOJon(20.5), StepByStep(20.3), ROBBSAYZZ(19.9), Sp...
..17	13	Showtime(17.8), ROBSAZYzosiaRIP(17.1), Screamo(17.1), ROBSAYZ...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines

#kisschat.co.uk's popular words

Count	Word	Last used by	At
3688	"that"	JasonKing	10 Dec 23:58
2126	"your"	JasonKing	10 Dec 23:52
2039	"have"	Kenny_Krampus	10 Dec 23:56
2016	"like"	kid-a	10 Dec 23:55
1911	"with"	JasonKing	10 Dec 23:52
1508	"they"	Kenny_Krampus	10 Dec 23:56
1459	"what"	Rebel	10 Dec 23:58
1406	"just"	Northypole	10 Dec 23:57
1379	"here"	JasonKing	10 Dec 23:55
1100	"know"	JasonKing	10 Dec 23:48

Most referred nicks:

Count	Word	Last used by	At
986	"icon"	T5T74575465GRGT	10 Dec 21:21
877	"Rebel"	play	10 Dec 23:59
802	"play"	JasonKing	10 Dec 23:56
778	"Kenny"	kid-a	10 Dec 23:56
711	"Milla"	LQQK87	10 Dec 23:49

The most words that no-one else uses

Count	Nick	Randomly selected sample (amount)
108	icon	"Combe"(15), "farty"(12), "vest"(8), "Lolllllll"(34), "pong"(4), "Rader"(3), "*Drop"(3), "chunky"(3), "mallet"(3), "Rascal"(3), "Wembley"(5), "spitting"(3), "Exquisite"(3), "Parkhurst"(3), "palpitations"(7), "Lolllllllllllllllllll"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(8), "https://freeimage.host/i/fCi6iMJ"(22), "https://freeimage.host/i/fIvQH3N"(19), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu13Fjf"(3)
79	PascaI-Montana	"Donald"(20), "Nancy"(3), "rates"(3), "ancestry"(11), "Barack"(3), "follows"(5), "Chicago"(5), "Santana"(3), "monopoly"(4), "relocate"(3), "infested"(3), "authentic"(5), "perverted"(5), "succulent"(3), " LORRI "(3), "controlled"(5), "operations"(3), "pathological"(7), "Sunderland "(3), "transgenderism"(4)
58	Milla	" omg"(11), " EBR"(8), " if"(4), " Ben"(4), "jigar"(3), " sit"(3), "dump "(3), " Bless"(3), "someday"(3), " vibes"(3), " Sorry"(3), "HEATHER"(3), "usernames"(6), "because "(5), " Anyways"(5), "customers"(3), "pensioners"(3), " smokey69"(4), " TheRealestTee"(3), " Live_Laugh_Hate"(6)
52	play	"TYVM"(4), "BABES"(6), "horn"(3), "FOOKS"(6), "FFFS"(3), "Tish"(3), "YERRR"(4), "wiith"(3), "HOOKED"(5), "tetanus"(5), "pascword"(4), "stronger"(3), "pronouns"(3), "typically"(4), "conditions"(6), "VACCINATED"(5), "ivermectin"(5), "YERRRRRRRRR"(4), "evangelical"(3), "YERRRRRRRRRR"(3)
43	Kenny	"pope"(4), "elmer"(4), "pamela"(7), "lie "(3), "baccy"(3), "cow "(3), "mick "(5), "drying"(3), "down "(3), "11th"(3), "bodily"(3), "weed "(3), "sheila"(3), "streaky"(3), "bible "(3), "empty "(3), "wankers "(8), "bright "(5), "banned "(3), "emmerdale"(3)
40	t3	"Bruh"(23), "rizz"(6), "peak"(5), "dawg"(5), "Shah"(3), "chai"(3), "lamo"(3), "lqqks"(4), "votes"(4), "c0ck"(3), "negro"(3), "basset"(3), "wacist"(3), "supreme"(4), "twisted"(4), "Customer"(4), "rejected"(4), "ignorance"(3), "Unhealthy"(3), "misterhate"(5)
33	SELINAGUCCII	"pple"(27), "shld"(36), "areas"(10), "rmbr"(4), "chkn"(3), "sips"(3), "eagle"(4), "fifty"(3), "DEALT"(3), "mosque"(4), "habits"(3), "fish "(3), "Johnny"(3), "mistle"(3), "saffron"(4), "fooling"(3), "increase"(4), "shitholes"(4), "traditional"(4), "interaction"(3)
32	TheRealestTee	"bite"(6), "ya "(4), "Joey"(4), "PHIL"(3), "tips"(3), "stains"(8), "massa"(4), "etc "(3), "Beale"(3), "Delboy"(3), "talent"(3), "Diwali"(3), "smelled"(5), "laptops"(4), "heart "(3), "could "(3), "FOLLOWED"(5), "happiness"(4), "threesome"(3), "struggling"(3)
27	janey	" SEE"(18), "MEGS"(9), "MORING"(11), "wogs"(3), "FACK"(3), "PICCYS"(9), "FOOKER"(7), "NIALS"(3), " OKS"(3), "cheep"(3), "VEGGY"(3), "kings"(3), "LORRYS"(6), "FOOKING "(15), " FOOK"(5), " STILL"(5), " FATSO"(3), "MORINGS"(3), " FOR "(3), "YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(3)
26	watty1	"isint"(15), "basterd"(16), "wino"(5), "berk"(4), "bout"(4), "Lmfaoooooo"(38), "bollox"(5), "What’s"(11), "didint"(3), "fuckign"(6), "REMEBER"(6), "VAGINAS"(3), "lmfao "(3), "starter"(3), "pedofile"(4), "limehole"(4), "Lmfaooooo"(4), "hahahahhaa"(3), "hahahahahaha"(5), "hahahahahhaa"(3)

These pairs speak with their own words

Count	Nicks	Randomly selected sample (amount)
36	Kenny and Kenny_Krampus	"sel "(16), "them "(18), "rebs "(17), "plane"(7), "us "(3), "boy "(5), "shithead"(14), "payday"(8), "crap "(6), "hair "(4), "lose "(4), "flat "(4), "wanker "(8), "divvy "(3), "leeds "(3), "seems "(3), "granddad"(3), "together "(5), "Thursday "(4), "bullshitting"(3)
32	Milla and kid-a	" hey"(24), " Why"(17), " Old"(14), " So"(9), " Ok"(7), " like"(13), "virgo"(9), " is"(6), " Let"(9), " wtf"(9), " Rob"(6), " don"(3), "error"(3), " has"(3), " Gosh"(5), " kenny"(6), " there"(5), "creating"(4), " Selina"(4), "generally"(6)
23	icon and watty1	"I’d"(17), "I’ve"(34), "spark"(7), "isn’t"(11), "scrap"(3), "autism"(6), "winos"(3), "doesn’t"(14), "noncey"(4), "didn’t"(8), "let’s"(5), "who’s"(4), "sausages"(6), "dodgers"(3), "knobhead"(3), "cybering"(3), "There’s"(5), "breakdown"(4), "haven’t"(3), "dribbling"(3)
21	Rebel and PascaI-Montana	"ford"(9), "artist"(10), "Iraq"(3), "potty"(5), "Celtic"(6), "italia"(6), "amber"(3), "windy"(3), "Saddam"(5), "mascara"(8), "placed"(4), "messed"(3), "dundee"(3), "intend"(3), "Glitter"(6), "cowards"(3), "genitals"(4), "leprechaun"(10), "genitalia"(7), "guardian"(3)
20	t3 and Fukitol	"rave"(17), "Missi"(11), "Tousi"(7), "greeks"(10), "boner"(5), "emoji"(4), "latte"(3), "choon"(3), "Whisky"(6), "dreads"(5), "voodoo"(3), "walkers"(6), "imposed"(4), "pounder"(3), "rinsing"(3), "thankful"(3), "Pinochio"(3), "psychotic"(3), "societies"(3), "depressing"(4)
19	play and PascaI-Montana	"YAMS"(8), "Mall"(4), "voted"(6), "Kevin"(5), "havana"(8), "melvin"(8), "Democratic"(37), "Pokey"(4), "Arabia"(6), "Valley"(5), "cigars"(4), "bleach"(4), "somalis"(6), "Meagh "(5), "Squirts"(3), "beaches"(3), "costner"(3), "Freckles"(4), "PARASITES"(3)
17	watty1 and ROBSAYZzosiawascool	"seli"(14), "Loooool"(61), "Looooool"(20), "Loooooool"(16), "sooon"(3), "hardman"(4), "lololol"(4), "LOOOOOOOOL"(7), "looooooooool"(11), "LOOOOOOOOOOOL"(14), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(18), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(15), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(19), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(13), ...
17	t3 and DiavoloScuro	"alas"(3), "liquor"(8), "Cholo"(4), "robes"(4), "Menace"(6), "Frosty"(6), "polar"(3), "denied"(6), "Trevon"(3), "diaper"(3), "porker"(3), "disgust"(3), "watered"(3), "groomers"(4), "population"(8), "animosity"(4), "retirement"(3)
15	Rebel and play	"dressed"(21), "disease"(14), "lungs"(7), "deer"(4), "seven"(6), "exact"(5), "DATES"(5), "Boomers"(10), "haired"(5), "immune"(4), "Pullup"(3), "observe"(5), "blaming"(4), "bragging"(3), "wherever"(3)
14	icon and TheRealestTee	"Luton"(7), "Culo"(3), "Dxve"(3), "toes"(3), "Sally"(5), "cloud"(4), "Downes"(5), "wheels"(3), "Searle"(3), "trailer"(6), "Terence"(3), "savings"(3), "Crawford"(3), "excessive"(3)

#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	hey	59	<DiavoloScuro> Hey, T3. flashes gang sign
2	play	23	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Play, how many more weeks do you think Mr. Trump has to live?
3	Rebel	18	<TheRealestTee> Rebel, that is 100% mm lol
4	t3	17	<Hose_for_the_Holidays> t3, is it really gay porn Milla watches, since she is a transgender?
5	Kenny	16	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Kenny, I want to thank you for making Kisschat interesting year after year.
6	icon	16	<rock-me-amadeus> Icon, Pascal and YG all have that in common
7	Julie	12	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Julie, I'm mailing you one of my larger turds. If you let it dry out on your windowsill for one year, it will become fossilized and you can use it as a dildo.
8	OHMYGOD	8	<Richman> OHMYGOD: you bath once a year
9	Milla	8	<T5> Milla: but that means rest are employed
10	hearty	8	<Ilikeawalk> hearty, we cool?
11	Danielle	6	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Danielle, Brooklyn is home to orthodox Jewish communities in Crown Heights and Borough Park, primarily.
12	cunt	6	<Duckett> cunt: where are you from
13	hi	5	<DOM_MARD> hi, i m looking for a sub
14	Hayley	5	<StormVuLT> Hayley, that was the last time I believed you lol
15	Guantanamo	5	<Baristo> Guantanamo: were you born in cuba
16	pascal	4	<TheRealestTee> Pascal, ignore what everyone says. This is normal behaviour
17	Marty	4	<CountDrunkula> Marty, you should use a MyPillow.
18	Lefty	4	<Certi> lefty, you are a nonce
19	Fukitol	4	<Duckett> Fukitol: when you use it forst time you get a free gift
20	Screamo	3	<Fukitol> Screamo, don't mess with rock chics
21	kipper	3	<SELINAGUCCII> kipper , who even says hello to u? when u login
22	JenniCricket	3	<Baristo> JenniCricket: you need to sleep
23	B-PJCitipmt	3	<T5> B-PJCitipmt: does that make you happy ?
24	Tabby	2	<Fukitol> Tabby, what you drinking tonight?
25	T5	2	<TheRealestTee> T5, I have a pair of used tweezers, a half eaten snicker and about 4 pairs of my sons old boxers (skids included) surely you can get a pound on them?
26	Sherry	2	<Milla> Sherry, i wasn't saying because of you .,
27	Live_Laugh_Hate	2	<T5> Live_Laugh_Hate: you laughing at this serious thing
28	JasonKing	2	<VibesAlive> JasonKing78: we have Emmaa though
29	Emmaa	2	<My_Hosebag_Dot_Com> Emmaa, did it look any different after being vomited?
30	bitchimeating	2	<VibesAlive> bitchimeating: thanks, worked

Top 6 shouted nicks!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Rebel	1	<C3> rebel!!
2	Norris	1	<Rebel> Norris!
3	hey	1	<Jimbob> Hey!
4	Deck	1	<Saturday> deck!!!!
5	cunt	1	<cunt> Cunt!
6	Cg	1	<CountDrunkula> Cg!

#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	play	4	* play HAS NEVER BEEN TURNED DOWN
2	youdontknowwherethefoodis	3	* youdontknowwherethefoodis yawns
3	pullupandpopatabitch	3	* pullupandpopatabitch throws haymakers at hearty
4	squadgoals	2	* squadgoals yawns
5	one-trick-pony	2	* one-trick-pony loves a woman that works hard
6	livelaughleave	2	* livelaughleave yawns
7	JasonKing	2	* JasonKing awaits smokey69 typing a good word about anyone
8	ishootthecliplikealimit	2	* ishootthecliplikealimit spits on hearty
9	dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru	2	* dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru yawns
10	UNITY-Ring	1	* UNITY-Ring greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum
11	Showtime	1	* Showtime waits to see if lefty leaves
12	Live_Laugh_Hate	1	* Live_Laugh_Hate gets ignore ready
13	getitrightgetitrightmayne	1	* getitrightgetitrightmayne contemplates expressing something with the right command
14	Cruyff	1	* Cruyff nutmegs freak_the_legend and leaves the bamboozled oompa on his arse
15	Certi	1	* Certi plays hoopla with watty1's head
16	bowling-shoe-ugly	1	* bowling-shoe-ugly twirls freak_the_legend
17	bitchimeating	1	* bitchimeating yawns

#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	33	"110% tee it’s a hard watch"
2	TheRealestTee	6	"100% Icon"
3	TDK9	6	"glasgow is absolutely nothing, compared to the English towns % of them."
4	PascaI-Montana	4	"4%"
5	LQQK87	3	"I KNEW IT ..100% MILLA WOULDN'T POST THE MIRROR VID ...MY POINT PROVEN WOULDN'T YOU AGREE"
6	ToppaTopTop	2	"Meagh claimed ''99% of people that go to raves take drugs there'' "
7	ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA	2	"BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
8	Kenny_Krampus	2	"it's the coco and milk content it has to be 20% for both "
9	gockcobbler	2	"4.9% APR Representative* & £1,500 Deposit Contribution*"
10	EBR	2	"AKA shayne AKA gry,shayne,nero,Berat,kelalaka,Gokturk,Guest15112,stats,Guest31922,Dimitris ,acacia,reverse,l,auspex,acaciaa,mittens"
11	Yew	1	"other 1% take the drugs before?"
12	TeddyBruckshot	1	"Well if it means Muslims. They are 1% of the USA population, it's very low."
13	T5T74575465GRGT	1	"I do feel how christains protray jesus christ is not 100% accurate down to his skin colour"
14	t3	1	"They start at 1%... and it wouldn't be a problem but their whole goal is to infiltrate and take over"
15	StormVuLT	1	"83% of Capricorns are insane"
16	SirDave	1	"answer the @#$%^&*( question lady,lol"
17	Sherry	1	"i need your cv and stats"
18	SELINAGUCCII	1	"90% of my mates r white pple"
19	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	1	"CRIME WAVE WENT DOWN 89%"
20	ROBSAYZBATBAT	1	"BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
21	Milla	1	" kipper 100%"
22	michelle_rko	1	"most rates are between 3% to 11% so well done thanks"
23	kiss-me-kate	1	"yank Thanksgiving meal cost was down 25% this year"
24	kipper	1	"100% the same as the patriarchs in the Torah!"
25	Kenny	1	"1% too bright "
26	Ilikeawalk	1	"Rupert got 10% in a poll, without a party"
27	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	1	"4% body fat QUACK QUACK big time CEO HONK HONK mbwm5 OOGAH OOGAH"
28	Hayley	1	"She was mean to about 98 % of chatters"
29	DiavoloScuro	1	"In Canada, the rate was 5%, which to me was unheard of, having come from USA."
30	cunt	1	"Hayley, Yorkshire went up 45%...fuck e"

#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	94	"Gets archbishop ray burger scrumpy to rip and thunder a ww2 siege cannon hot dog fart = into Rob’s 1956 pipe"
2	SELINAGUCCII	46	"other day , on u tube , even free range eggs is a lie"
3	SheeEp	31	"cant wait for a creme egg on december 26th"
4	Evangelist	28	"qotd should be sweetie chuckie egg"
5	t3	21	"So it took her typing fried chicken?"
6	kipper	17	"not in a curry SELINAGUCCII :D"
7	Kenny	16	"people tase of pork "
8	VSXPINK	15	"did anyone else see that weird cannabis commercial from KFC?"
9	watty1	13	"I feel sick now fancy trying to pork some knocked up old slut lmfao"
10	OHMYGOD	13	"i just went for a fillet o fish"
11	PascaI-Montana	12	"Kenny his face resembles Porky Pig"
12	TheRealestTee	11	"Massa Julie has him wrapped round her sausage finger "
13	Fukitol	10	"roast chicken, roast potatoes and stuffing"
14	Kenny_Krampus	9	"no chocolate digestives only 89p "
15	hearty	9	"i had christmas dinner"
16	freak_the_legend	9	"but i don't like him as much as vamp? i'll never put a giant easter egg in his street"
17	EBR	9	"Just for one fucking burger."
18	play	8	"kipper you smell fishy now hush"
19	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	7	"I enjoy seafood, but I don't care for most fish, since the smell reminds me of Selina's unwashed cunt."
20	giantryan	7	"I have muslims for breakfast with milk on"
21	Evil-Bill	7	"Gross @ ground beef on pizza"
22	Julie	6	"Don't eat chocolate"
23	Danielle	6	"I’m green. Burgundy mascara looks good. U should try a chocolate brown mascara. L’Oréal released some recently"
24	cunt	6	"Nah wimpy and a curly sausage still exists"
25	this-is-me	5	"Fish eggs ewwwww"
26	Rebel	5	"I like the rice cakes"
27	positions-west-coast	5	"Rice cakes were big in the 90s for people who thought eating puffed rice would help you lose weight"
28	JenniCricket	5	"I thought u were inside getting chicken when it kicked off"
29	zap	4	"Stinks like sunday lunch"
30	T5T7643436GTR13	4	"FREAK WANTED A UFC FIGHT WITH PHIL MITCHELL BUT FREAK CHICKENED OUT WHEN HE saw phil mitchel beat ian in eastenders"

#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	t3	80	"Made you type "cock" Milla"
2	TopDogNoLimit	40	"Look up "Olmec" head, Northy."
3	DiavoloScuro	40	"I had no idea at the time that "Thongs" were shoes."
4	TheRealestTee	33	""Work painting" aka community service"
5	EBR	31	"Is it "woke" to have a safe space for racists?"
6	Evil-Bill	27	"Way to go, "God". Smart move there."
7	Keyboard-Warrior	24	""Babe, your two heads were made for my two heads""
8	kiss-me-kate	15	""He's thick as two short planks if he thinks that'll work""
9	AbuseTour2025	15	""Rectal dysfunctions""
10	StormVuLT	12	"Fukitol be like "Relaaax cousin relaaaax, smoke this""
11	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	12	"Now that Mr. Trump has renamed it "Department of War," I'm sure we will get lots more great war movies. Or cartoons."
12	cunt	11	""mummy will be here soon, hold teddy""
13	play	9	""He" refers to a male person, "she" refers to a female person, and "it " typically refers to a thing, animal, or situation"
14	WreckIt80	8	"I typed incontinent not "Incontinence" you ditzy cunt"
15	bitchimeating	8	"Looool yg who also logs in as "Ben" admitted to being an insecure morbidly obese male"
16	Julie	6	"09:35:27 fpksd"our""
17	Hose_for_the_Holidays	6	"Kid, there's an old saying: "Curry in a hurry means biffy in a jiffy.""
18	getitrightgetitrightmayne	6	""go have makeover" loool the fuck are you Turkish?"
19	VSXPINK	5	"Definitely not on "social media" when I saw it years ago"
20	LQQK87	5	"I RECKON YG HATES ME COS THERES NO "INFO" ABOUT ME ANYWHERE ON THE NET LOL"
21	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	4	"here's what Kafka would say to your pitiable football viewing: "Yes, reality is too heavy, so they rent illusions and call it happiness." :)"
22	DaveHandbrake	4	"How sweet, let me guess, you are now another "friend""
23	CountDrunkula	4	"Screamo on a date: "Pass the ashtray, I need to throw it at someone.""
24	Westons	3	"as Weasel once said "if the drivers brown, walk home from town""
25	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	3	""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
26	Milla	3	" the idea of a "Tesla Pi Phone" with no internet bills relies on rumors about future tech and it's gives promising ,"
27	John_Mayhoff	3	"Dumb Play can't even spell. Some "engineer.""
28	gusta	3	""where's the turk because no one else will notice me""
29	Cuyahosebag	3	"If there is "nothing" in the Epstein files, why doesn't Fatty release them?"
30	Yew	2	"the comments on those stories are always "lucky bastard""

#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Happyjulie50	39	"Hello anyone here care to be nice to me "
2	Rebel	19	"He messaged me at stupid o'clock in the morning and sent me a vid of him at the gym"
3	hearty	16	"she aint seen me all mornings"
4	Cg	16	"hello everybody"
5	kid-a	14	" rebel. This choir I was in. A whole bunch of us didn't turn up to a gig. Well. Next rehearsal I said hello to him. Sorry etc. He said. Oh yes. I remember. U were the only one that spelled diarroeah correctly."
6	Milla	13	" hey Emnms."
7	Emmaa	13	"martin hasn't said hello to me yet"
8	PascaI-Montana	12	"hello, danielle"
9	SheeEp	9	"morning bill hows pizza, i mean tricks :D"
10	binman	9	" mrs binman took them for a good walk this morning"
11	TheRealestTee	8	"Freak scaled a mountain this morning, he climbed his bunkbed to the very top"
12	SELINAGUCCII	8	"salam hello bonjour , happy blessed friday to all x"
13	EBR	8	"Hello, dear Vampy!"
14	UFOJon	7	"hello"
15	StormVuLT	7	"Hello"
16	Northy	7	"morning"
17	icon	7	"Hello fat cunts xxxxxxxxxx"
18	smokey69	6	"Its the same chat from it every evening ffs"
19	kipper	6	"yeah you've been an early morning ranter too :D"
20	Julie	6	"Good morning chatters"
21	freak_the_legend	6	"and kid just so u know i woke this morning i had 4 missed calls on my phone from rebel? what the fuck does she want from me?"
22	Evil-Bill	6	"Hello, Emma!"
23	Evangelist	6	"kipper shes not been out of here since friday afternoon"
24	TopDogNoLimit	5	"Good morning, you aborning paedophile @ Play"
25	ToonIsAsexSymbol	5	"Toon was in thsi morning."
26	raining	5	"i might go down to shops in the morning and get like a sheperds pie or something"
27	Keyboard-Warrior	5	"Hello, Emma!"
28	JasonKing	5	"hello Rocks"
29	DiavoloScuro	5	"Hello, Julie!!!"
30	VSXPINK	4	"Infact I am going to enjoy some this afternoon and watch wicked"

#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	kipper	298	"bunch of cucked cock suckers in ere eh :D"
2	watty1	228	"Sam dingle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
3	icon	179	"9 months 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
4	Milla	174	" any gossips ? :D"
5	SheeEp	94	"oh yeah also a cob, i missed that one :D"
6	Rebel	65	"T5 😐"
7	StormVuLT	53	"Hi Lady Jenni How are you? :)"
8	smokey69	47	"* has the red bow on for rebel to unwrap * 😉"
9	Hayley	34	"Lmfaoooooo storm 😂😂😂😂"
10	Fukitol	33	"smacks Tabby's fit ass 😉"
11	gg	27	":patrickseaweeddance:"
12	TheRealestTee	24	"😂😂"
13	t2	24	"😂😂😂 I like t2"
14	WhoAreChelsea	20	"😊👊"
15	Julie	20	"Like lambs to the slaughter 🤣"
16	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	18	"and with that, I must dash :)"
17	Danielle	13	"I do that Kenny 😂"
18	PascaI-Montana	12	":patrickseaweeddance:"
19	ToppaTopTop	11	"I was about to play with her mind so much then 😂"
20	HollaWidTheRinsinSound	10	"Yeah the lefty tree hugger 😂"
21	VibesAlive	9	"its pink like your privates ;)"
22	EBR	9	"But don't tell her I said so. :)"
23	BignBashy	9	"HayleyFukitol, Stormvult, T3. Marry, Shag, Kill? 😃"
24	DiavoloScuro	8	"Hello, Misty :)"
25	playtime22	7	"Weirdos your talking about making yourself taller 🤣"
26	Evangelist	7	"i dont post the kids i fiddle with i respect their privacy 🤣"
27	Copacabana	7	"Never again, after everyone saw what she looked like 😂"
28	TDK9	6	"He'll be saying Roma Gypsies are doctors in the UK next😂😂😂"
29	Goldensands	6	"My sister lives in Ireland 😐"
30	Emmaa	5	"bill and i are just friends :)"

#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	icon	309	"Et"
2	hearty	283	"omg"
3	watty1	238	"🤣"
4	freak_the_legend	217	"lmao"
5	t3	147	"Ha"
6	Rebel	143	"Brb"
7	Milla	139	"lol"
8	kipper	139	":D"
9	SELINAGUCCII	132	"ok"
10	smokey69	122	"Brb"
11	Emmaa	114	"sigh"
12	Julie	93	"Yep"
13	EBR	87	"lol"
14	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	76	"LOL"
15	TopDogNoLimit	75	"TnT*"
16	StormVuLT	70	".:D"
17	ROBSAYZzosiarip	63	"YES"
18	DiavoloScuro	62	"Lol"
19	janey	59	"BUYS"
20	TheRealestTee	57	"😂"
21	SheeEp	52	"lol"
22	giantryan	52	"Bob"
23	play	46	"ffs"
24	kid-a	46	"Mm"
25	cunt	46	"I;m"
26	Evangelist	44	"lol"
27	PascaI-Montana	43	"lol"
28	JasonKing	39	"oh"
29	Keyboard-Warrior	37	"lol"
30	AbuseTour2025	36	"lol"

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