#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Thursday 14 Nov 2024 to Wednesday 20 Nov 2024
439 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

Hours 0-6

Hours 6-12

Hours 12-18

Hours 18-24

Daily chat activity

2468	6375	4951	7384	5153	6649	5331
14 Nov	15 Nov	16 Nov	17 Nov	18 Nov	19 Nov	20 Nov

When are people active in #kisschat.co.uk?


5.7%	4.9%	4.2%	4.2%	2.6%	0.6%	0.3%	0.7%	1.3%	2.0%	2.1%	2.8%	3.6%	3.8%	4.8%	4.9%	4.2%	4.5%	5.8%	7.2%	7.1%	8.1%	8.3%	6.4%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Long term statistics - two month sections

152320	437085	400061	373335	400317	353653	469459	446539	405065	421535	443324	427033	436502	430580	(Est. 372700) 122212
8 2022	9 - 10 2022	11 - 12 2022	1 - 2 2023	3 - 4 2023	5 - 6 2023	7 - 8 2023	9 - 10 2023	11 - 12 2023	1 - 2 2024	3 - 4 2024	5 - 6 2024	7 - 8 2024	9 - 10 2024	11 - 12 2024

Total number of lines: 5719020
Estimated number of lines for current section: 372700 lines

Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken

Big Numbers

no-vember-reno really wanted others to know what was doing - 122 descriptions altogether.
i.e:

14 Nov 18:17 * no-vember-reno guzzles ghost pepper and habanero sauce

BP didn't take "no" for an answer and ended up getting kicked out 3 times.
i.e:

19 Nov 20:25 <BP> Fraser 'Nose' The Irreparable Damage Cocaine Use Can Do
19 Nov 20:25 *** BP was kicked by cloud.hybridirc.com (Channel flood triggered (trigger is 4 lines in 2 secs))

freakshow was uncertain about many things - 31% of lines contained a question.

MikeTard24 didn't know that much either. 24% of lines were questions.

KNOCKOUT didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 15 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).

Runner-up auto-chatter: Kenny - was caught talking to themself 12 times.

jane forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 270 lines in CAPS.
i.e:

14 Nov 21:19 <jane> OH I LOVE SCOTTISH BANDS THERE THE BEST EVA

Channel activity peak: 22 people were active on 19 Nov 2024 21:00 - 22:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):

Iefty, moop, jane, no-vember-reno, DaveLeeTravis, kid-a, Pj, fruitLoop, chat_for_my_wife, Kenny, dannybbs, nigga183674, missymoo, RunWithTheFox, QAnon, TheGreatOne, jet78, milkman, HammerTimePheadXo, JenniCricket, Karen, SUBMARIA

MikeTard24 didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 71 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 32 letters/line)

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
Kenny	7 Nicks	Kenny(96%), Kenny90(1.6%), Kenny71(0.7%), Kenny17(0.4%), Kenny12(0.3%), Kenny74(0.2%), Kenny38(0.1%)
kid-a	4 Nicks	kid-a(92%), kid-a14(5.7%), kid-a71(1.3%), kid-a3(0.1%)
Iefty	3 Nicks	Iefty(84%), `Iefty(9.9%), Iefty5(5.9%)

200 most talkative nicks

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	no-vember-reno	2123	"This song comes into my head"
2	Kenny	1965	"don't like it fuck off"
3	BP	1345	"where have you been? thought you were ended by some Kamala supporter"
4	missymoo	1175	"Would b a very dull brand"
5	play	950	"Milla you smell delightful mmmmmmmmm"
6	Hayley	929	"Lol maybe he was trolling "
7	Iefty	925	"dont give me half a story get in my pm wench"
8	lex123	866	"but havent had i line since 5 month ago"
9	RunWithTheFox	862	"stormy daniel's alluded the donald wasn't blessed down under"
10	kid-a	860	"I generally actually block him. Top much screen clutter for a mobile"
11	MikeTard24	747	"The Cowsills Hair 1969 IN COLOR !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... ...Qt_yKPNORLM"
12	Sherry	717	"he had no fat on him he felt the cold"
13	HammerTimePheadXo	697	"alright I need to be going"
14	KNOCKOUT	620	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/7f5bbd2ee65b7b88536b61... ...f1291cbd1a/IMG_8336.jpeg"
15	Milla	613	"DaveHandbrake ( crackhread) . why are you ever here?"
16	icon	593	"Gets Julie to do a large runny chip shop poo in fat Dave's mobility scooter shopping basket - then asks her to kindly close the lid shut"
17	SELINAGUCCI	550	"they also say to use copper made utensils"
18	Towat	548	"vamps is happy to be out of "the cage""
19	Karen	548	"He needs a good smack in the back of the head"
20	Edge-of-darkness	534	"His toenails probably resemble mushrooms"
21	Excellence	525	"jess Please be quiet go back into dormant mode"
22	Cg	515	"eep drop dead will ya"
23	Jonnie	475	"I wish I could have an IV"
24	DaveHandbrake	461	"i am here but i ground up a bit too much weed and am making 2 instead of 1 joint"
25	Rhythm-stick	432	"Sorry I think he's relocated to Bournemouth"
26	TheGreatOne	426	"second guy was linked to ukraine"
27	JenniCricket	378	"I woke up with frozen feet this morning it sucked"
28	SheeEp	374	"lol jennicricket s gets a sheep point"
29	jane	374	"ITS NOT WOT U NO ITS WHOM"
30	vampires	361	"I am saying you are muscle"
31	Shawshanks-Utah	358	"Botox Milla Loves to be the centre of attention ^^^"
32	SirPeanut	357	"icon pretending not to be gay"
33	Northy	357	"i carried all my babies after birth"
34	PheadWithTeaXo	354	"hi kid-a, and you're most welcome"
35	Raygun	342	"downfall of western civilisation thats how it started"
36	HAMMER	338	"13 years = December 7th"
37	ROBAUSTSAYZ	316	"HAYKEY IS THE MOST HONEST PERSON EVER ON CHAT"
38	neoo	303	"i think i smacked her head b4"
39	MattMunrow	301	"i said I wouldnt but I am back"
40	julie	301	"When you are so stoned out of your fkimg head"
41	meoo	294	"tongue ur face u dirty gf"
42	moop	288	"jenni fancies me"
43	GRiLLo	266	"A car we've never actually seen you drive"
44	zap	256	"pwoerless in their own life"
45	poob	255	"im kim yong un"
46	MongCake	245	"when we are all nuked"
47	Danielle	245	"He’d rather stay and play"
48	powerpuff-nevada	236	"I am always the pink shy guy"
49	nuergh	227	"lets do minute of silence for all the dead chatters"
50	binman	224	" im only a skinny runt"
51	BackLikeAVertebrae	213	"aye and I used to think Barry Mcguigan was nice. reading Framptons book was an eye opener."
52	guiltyfeet	210	"no still friday here"
53	DaveLeeTravis	210	"you get any snow in stoke"
54	FreeSpirit	209	"muck spreaders at downing street"
55	toop	201	"selina hug her fat head for jesus"
56	Pascal-Montana	190	"I think they were without power for at least four days"
57	XA	188	"Agoraphobic that goes to the gym 4 hours a day >> 😂😂😂"
58	machinatedpigs	178	"play spread no love to me, just hate. proves he's a liar too"
59	freakshow	171	"i'd bang her all sday"
60	Saturnalia	160	"Papist welsh dossers are considered anathema in the Vatican"
61	ROBAUSSAYZ	156	"PAUL MACARTNEY WEARS A WIG...hes bald"
62	HungryPheadXo	156	"night Hayley, have fun with these ignorant porn addicts"
63	StreamEast	152	"He's not obsessed with manky old Lorri "
64	Wolf	149	"do you want my willy size next pmsl"
65	flinch	148	"looking forward to seeing your first one?"
66	maggiemay2	142	"never get clothes or food online"
67	MrPurple	127	"Julie would you sit on howies face ?"
68	triumph	124	"susses - south saxon"
69	marty	124	"I am listening to Mr blue sky"
70	Helheim	119	"both denizens of the same spectrum, but different dreg"
71	dishevelledbug	119	"got you outa that hellhole didnt it"
72	Trequartista	118	"Respite is another one"
73	Adonis	118	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/eec0e1184974c835af3329... ...3653782029/IMG_8377.jpeg"
74	Showtime	115	"Cg_ phead is a right arsehole, isn't he?"
75	Newman	113	"I thought you were american"
76	ROBASSROSAYZ	111	"I CORRECT MILLAS RUSSAIN"
77	Peanut	111	" take away"
78	LetsGo	108	"kid has a bit gig coming up"
79	WarLord	107	" Top 15 Dumbest Kisschatters >> 1 Kenny 2 Watty 3 Milla 4 Mongcake 5 The Weeknd 6 Screamo 6 Lorri 7 Freakshow 8 Lex123 9 Kid-a 10 Sherry 11 Vampiress 12 Marty 13 Cg 14 LQQK87 15 SelinaGucci"
80	siparis	105	"lol im not sure who that is"
81	LynxAfrica	100	"Play not here hes being clone"
82	Swarvo	97	"paytton salam aliakum"
83	ZCE	95	"Your shit show is over xxxxxxxx"
84	Smokey_Darg	94	"kenny dont u start I'll twat u too looooooool"
85	Certi	91	"she's waiting for the milk"
86	gobby	88	"you dont really strike me as a non virgin either"
87	noerh	86	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
88	joot	86	"Jane your ass would match my M5 fatty xxxxxxxxx"
89	Cruise	83	"i was thinking of d/loading tiktok which i think is much better than insta"
90	Kamala-Hide-Away-Harris	82	"That's one idiotic moron left"
91	Cuyahosebag	82	"I always thought the expression "stiff upper lip" was some trick you lot know for giving a good blowjob."
92	watty7	80	"you afre dumb now fuck off fat prick looooooooool"
93	PerfunctoryPheadXo	78	"the USA did this to themselves"
94	Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx	74	"Grillo sounds suspiciously like ProChefSean, but with better spelling."
95	iconicCEO	69	"I might take Kenny out for a spin in my Ferrari Urus later"
96	DanieIle	68	"you're rightly ignorant Meagh, and that's your own fault."
97	Anus_and_McGillicuddy	64	"Play has always had a dramatic effect on women. Unfortunately, the dramatic effect is nausea."
98	Petropavl	63	" they can be nice tbf, but I much prefer the sea/ocean"
99	perks	63	"i didnt see an article either karen, just know he had some health issues not so long ago"
100	OneAndOnly	62	"BP I'm not sure where Toon is to be honest 😂"
101	Prochefsean	61	"its the movie that might win best picture bp"
102	cosmicspin	61	"Coz you’re lost n confused"
103	Dxve	56	"surely there are higher value things to steal"
104	LUKA	55	"I live in my 2.1million house"
105	happyjulieu49	55	"it is cold and sunny here"
106	Brazi\|	55	"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
107	SocialPheadXo	54	"chat is all she has, Vertebrae, she's incapable of socializing in real life with anyone, as she's a psychotic slob"
108	KO	54	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
109	dirtydawg	54	"she a genius and poor"
110	AllModCons	53	"LetsGo there is a lot of men in dresses here"
111	GRiLLLo	52	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/efa9b449ce1e502ca503e1... ...18795e21e1/IMG_4282.png"
112	Spooky	49	"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppp"
113	Dirty_Duck	49	"Hayley, all kidding aside, you are in the upper 1 percent of chatters (which, truth be told, ain't saying much)."
114	coop	49	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/1dc56fc94dbc7e003de7f2... ...cf008f9978/IMG_8334.jpeg"
115	Stiff_Competition	46	"The man is a fucking human petri dish."
116	KiIgrave	44	"Foxy, your typing is very erratic this evening... you been at the cooking sherry tonight?"
117	Saw	43	"marty when are they naming a stand after Roy?"
118	missing	43	"lqqk is dumber than screamo"
119	neeeo	42	"Sydney Campbell is accused of illegally claiming £73,278 in benefits by claiming for almost nine years that he lived alone when, in fact, he stayed with his wife."
120	mountainGOAT	40	"it's easy and simply"
121	YourGuru	39	"And sourdough crumbs"
122	Woohah	39	"shhhhhh sh sh sh sh shhhh"
123	roosevelt	39	"we should swap names RunWithTheFox"
124	dgxbxb	38	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/4e1923508c29b3d04e1a2... ...264f1579f99/IMG_8334.jpeg"
125	srF	37	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/36525971cc0e7b1820889... ...b574f3f7854/IMG_8335.jpeg"
126	RegisteredName	35	"russian soldiers are like sending freakshow and lefty into war"
127	PerpendicularPheadXo	35	"no-rember-reno <-------------------------- nutter"
128	BHALLA	35	"play: we all remember you on trash days"
129	ParkhurstHandbrake	34	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/2219c64a9918c0c9167b0... ...d15a74be843/IMG_8377.jpeg"
130	Fatidious70	34	"Roffl that's fucking brilliant "
131	Dr_L	34	"Hello, wishing a very kind good evening to wonderful all. Perhaps, may kindly sleep. Kindest good-night to wonderful all. Sweet, kindest, gentle dreams for kindest eternity. Kindest, eternal, humble, gentle thanks."
132	Phead_the_Phudgepacker	33	"SheeEp, don't call us Pakistanis porch monkeys."
133	M5	33	"Fat Peter rocking on his mobility scooter to his lookalike"
134	Lakeoffire	33	"jess describe Kenny carving a gloryhole through Fat Tim's bedroom using his one tooth"
135	cold-gyrl-winter-reno	33	"Lol the pope as a baphomet"
136	the-onion	32	"from mike's stupidity"
137	Steph	32	"Danielle. Yeah with time I'm sure they'll love you to :)"
138	ROBAAAAASAYZ	32	"Los que delinquen son ciudadanos sumergidos en camino torcido."
139	Fukitol	32	"of course I say so, lex, because it's true -- you're an alcoholic who still lives with his mum, you don't even have a job."
140	fruitLoop	32	"if evolution was to occur, it would be for the good of nature"
141	Gigis	31	"\GRILLO GET OUT , NO DIRTY BUTTS ALOOWED"
142	Sundae	30	"BRB….Don’t miss me too much"
143	Crete	30	"Sheep 1967 dinghy sank"
144	Werewolf	29	"Cloud the sick fuck, she fucks her dad to pay the rent & been in prison for sucking little boys"
145	typinginvain	29	"sara's just some snotty little rich bitch who doesnt fit in here or there and has a loveless relationship which she takes for granted"
146	jet78	29	"Hammer obviously is educated to a high standard."
147	DANGER	29	"even if you beg for mercy you will get none"
148	Juuli	28	"i dunno if i translate this fine, but you two girls settke down!"
149	Cinnabon	27	"Remember icon. Number 2 should be EASY to DO"
150	TYLER	26	"Dr_L: shove that wish up your ass"
151	HomeOffFarRight	26	"thats what a clone would say xxx]"
152	Dom	25	"Oh he's a picture alright"
153	Clarity	25	"I love cold weather. I can’t deal with hot weather. I feel like I’m going to die"
154	borb	25	"webchat@FAT-KIDDLY-FIDDLER.vps.ovh.us"
155	DoubleD	24	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/48e0dbcecc98d2735fbcae... ...b4aee665f6/Zook%20(2).jpg"
156	BABLA	24	"Raygun: has been gay since 1974"
157	XAXA	23	"😂😂😂😂😂😂"
158	ROBEESAYZ	23	"JULIE MISSEDU"
159	Fastidious	23	"She said he was hanging upside down from the fruit machine stools at lunchtime when he walked by the Kingy"
160	ben32	23	"Another loon bites the dust"
161	TULLA	22	"Swarvo: you will be deported back to Uganada soon"
162	Soundgarden	22	"Pascal was TUBGIRL in Parachat"
163	ROBAAASAYZ	22	"My neighbour wants to know is there any homemade pain killer for cats"
164	MyraHindley	22	"gandhi was half naked 🤭"
165	Daggo	22	"FREE Kenny Nicholson!"
166	boss42	22	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/fbd9583e64c975a1d9a72f... ...b768c1f764/IMG_8338.jpeg"
167	Angel	22	"ha ha he responded so it must be true"
168	Hipster	21	"daves mind needs to be studied by mental health science"
169	solar-flare	20	"turing wouldn't date jess, turing was gaaaaay"
170	scotsgirl	20	"large language model"
171	iconic	20	"Pulls down underpants"
172	vissarionovich	19	"hi lex123 r u female plz"
173	Springroll	19	"ROB YOU STILL GO IN CHATTERBOX ?"
174	Sabo	19	"kennies morning glory went down hill fast"
175	QAnon	19	"This election not a word"
176	He\|heim	19	"Been on an old folks outing"
177	Chris	19	"phead need a good head"
178	chapat	19	"I'm cleverly top chap"
179	Brazil	19	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/0325fc792e08cabc0d0542... ...52d4ff0939/1con%20Venice.jpg"
180	A\|eister	19	"Rips a lambrini fart"
181	alba-tv	19	"of course hes fallen off the wagon again and is back in rehab"
182	Dazzling	18	"everyone has different taste buds bruh"
183	tompaki	17	"Selina wanna milk me"
184	Apple	17	"yes there is, fuck off"
185	Anus_and_Andy	17	"Sean, you need professional help to cope with your obsession with Marco Rubio's nude buttocks."
186	Cobain	16	"you keep believing that"
187	Queen_Charles	15	"Kkid, LMAO @ a douche like Phead being able to kick a ball"
188	nurp	15	"grillo did ur bumhole hurt from yesterday when u was my gf"
189	non	15	"It can't help itself"
190	Judge	15	"Gets out hammer gavel"
191	Flava	15	"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/96247bedaaa7aeec002f91... ...e84f988b9b/ToonAndWatty2.jpg"
192	Cobra	15	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
193	Ray-Versacee_Burger	14	"And rips a howitzer kebab fart on Kenny moobs"
194	Phudgepacker_Phead	14	"Lefty can't have children because he's too slow-witted to fill out a birth certificate."
195	paytton	14	"how am I a cunt"
196	EVIL	14	"mountainGOAT: I am not talking shit , I am talking to shit"
197	ROBOOOSAYZ	13	"putin bomb the misslies as they enter ukraine...PUTIN=GENIUS"
198	milkman	13	"Jet I luv phone sex I get it free phone on 111"
199	krespo	13	"this site has adverts for a lot of undesirables"
200	ace	13	"Tobe1985 get out pervert"

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There were also 35 nicks who mainly idled...

Time of day stats

	Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6)	Early birds (Hours 6-12)	Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18)	Evening chatters (Hours 18-24)
1	Hayley - 865	MikeTard24 - 346	Kenny - 992	no-vember-reno - 1401
2	Kenny - 498	HAMMER - 332	no-vember-reno - 690	RunWithTheFox - 862
3	JenniCricket - 353	KNOCKOUT - 310	icon - 593	lex123 - 666
4	PheadWithTeaXo - 324	Sherry - 308	BP - 502	HammerTimePheadXo - 640
5	Milla - 322	Northy - 195	play - 493	missymoo - 551
6	BP - 313	missymoo - 183	Sherry - 409	BP - 528
7	Iefty - 304	DaveHandbrake - 147	kid-a - 351	Excellence - 525
8	Jonnie - 281	SirPeanut - 133	missymoo - 344	Edge-of-darkness - 467
9	SheeEp - 243	vampires - 123	KNOCKOUT - 310	Rhythm-stick - 432
10	FreeSpirit - 209	Kenny - 123	meoo - 256	kid-a - 411

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Activity distribution

2/2024 - 11/2024

Lines per day

Number of days

14000..15999

1 (0.3%)

12000..13999

2 (0.7%)

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15 (5.1%)

8000..9999

57 (19%)

6000..7999

134 (46%)

4000..5999

74 (25%)

2000..3999

10 (3.4%)

1..1999

1 (0.3%)

2024

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Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6			Hours 6-12
1	Hayley	Iefty	1	Northy	Sherry

2	Hayley	PheadWithTeaXo	2	Sherry	missymoo

3	BP	Milla	3	DaveHandbrake	MikeTard24

4	ROBAUSTSAYZ	Milla	4	DaveHandbrake	icon

5	Kenny	Smokey_Darg	5	SirPeanut	icon

6	Hayley	Milla	6	icon	MikeTard24

7	WarLord	Milla	7	HAMMER	MikeTard24

8	Hayley	HungryPheadXo	8	Northy	missymoo

9	Hayley	JenniCricket	9	HAMMER	icon

10	Hayley	Newman	10	Peanut	Sherry

11	SheeEp	watty7	11	julie	vampires

12	Karen	Towat	12	MikeTard24	SirPeanut

13	Kenny	nuergh	13	Northy	Peanut

14	Milla	Newman	14	Peanut	KNOCKOUT

15	Hayley	SirPeanut	15	DaveHandbrake	HAMMER

16	FreeSpirit	Kenny	16	KNOCKOUT	icon

17	Steph	lex123	17	KNOCKOUT	vampires

18	Milla	PheadWithTeaXo	18	DaveHandbrake	Northy

19	LetsGo	lex123	19	DaveHandbrake	missymoo

20	Hayley	Kenny	20	KNOCKOUT	SirPeanut


Hours 12-18			Hours 18-24
1	no-vember-reno	play	1	RunWithTheFox	play

2	julie	zap	2	RunWithTheFox	Milla

3	Kenny	Sherry	3	Karen	play

4	icon	julie	4	Karen	RunWithTheFox

5	Karen	meoo	5	HammerTimePheadXo	Raygun

6	Kenny	play	6	RunWithTheFox	jane

7	BP	meoo	7	DaveHandbrake	Milla

8	Kenny	kid-a	8	RunWithTheFox	missymoo

9	Kenny	no-vember-reno	9	Karen	missymoo

10	Kenny	BP	10	Milla	play

11	Cinnabon	icon	11	Kenny	no-vember-reno

12	GRiLLo	julie	12	Milla	Shawshanks-Utah

13	BP	kid-a	13	DaveLeeTravis	no-vember-reno

14	GRiLLo	icon	14	Iefty	RunWithTheFox

15	KNOCKOUT	meoo	15	HammerTimePheadXo	kid-a

16	Sherry	missymoo	16	Iefty	missymoo

17	icon	vampires	17	missymoo	BP

18	Kenny	TheGreatOne	18	BackLikeAVertebrae	lex123

19	Iefty	julie	19	RunWithTheFox	no-vember-reno

20	DaveHandbrake	icon	20	RunWithTheFox	Edge-of-darkness

Active day counts

Most days active

Nick

Number of days

percentage

Karen

100%

Kenny

100%

kid-a

100%

play

100%

Iefty

100%

RunWithTheFox

100%

happyjulieu49

100%

missymoo

100%

maggiemay2

100%

SheeEp

86%

scotsgirl

86%

DaveHandbrake

86%

Danielle

86%

TheGreatOne

86%

Jonnie

86%

no-vember-reno

86%

GRiLLo

86%

SirPeanut

71%

Most consecutive days active

Nick

Number of days

Currently

RunWithTheFox

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

happyjulieu49

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

maggiemay2

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

missymoo

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

Kenny

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

Karen

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

kid-a

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

Iefty

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

play

14 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 7 days active

Danielle

14 Nov - 19 Nov 2024

Currently 6 days active *

TheGreatOne

15 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 6 days active

GRiLLo

15 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 6 days active

SheeEp

15 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 6 days active

scotsgirl

15 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 6 days active

DaveHandbrake

15 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 6 days active

zap

16 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 5 days active

Towat

16 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 5 days active

SirPeanut

16 Nov - 20 Nov 2024

Currently 5 days active

Average line lengths

Line length	Count	Nicks
48..	6	MikeTard24(70.6), HungryPheadXo(53.4), TheGreatOne(52.3), Pascal-...
45..47	4	PheadWithTeaXo(47.6), BackLikeAVertebrae(46.8), HammerTimePhea...
42..44	2	Rhythm-stick(43.6), DaveHandbrake(42.6)
39..41	7	Excellence(41.7), GRiLLo(40.8), flinch(40.6), StreamEast(40.4), WarLo...
36..38	5	icon(38.3), powerpuff-nevada(37.9), freakshow(37.1), dishevelledbu...
33..35	6	MrPurple(35.6), no-vember-reno(34.1), moop(33.4), Danielle(33.4), XA...
30..32	14	SheeEp(32.7), poob(32.7), Trequartista(32.6), Newman(32.4), SirPean...
27..29	13	triumph(29.9), JenniCricket(29.0), Cg(29.0), Kenny(28.8), Saturnalia(28...
24..26	10	nuergh(26.7), DaveLeeTravis(26.5), maggiemay2(25.7), missymoo(25....
21..23	5	marty(23.9), FreeSpirit(23.3), jane(22.7), zap(22.2), LetsGo(21.6)
..20	9	Jonnie(20.8), LynxAfrica(20.6), siparis(20.6), Showtime(19.1), ROBA...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines

People in #kisschat.co.uk seem to like these words...

Count	Word	Last used by	At
2402	"That"	freakshow	20 Nov 23:58
1282	"your"	BP	20 Nov 23:54
1258	"have"	Cg	20 Nov 23:54
1243	"with"	Towat	20 Nov 23:57
1129	"like"	Cg	20 Nov 23:58
955	"They"	Iefty	20 Nov 23:19
852	"what"	SirPeanut	20 Nov 23:58
822	"Just"	Cg	20 Nov 23:58
820	"here"	freakshow	20 Nov 23:58
609	"will"	MrNice	20 Nov 23:56

Most referred nicks:

Count	Word	Last used by	At
469	"Kenny"	no-vember-reno	20 Nov 21:47
430	"icon"	Rhythm-stick	20 Nov 22:10
424	"play"	Cg	20 Nov 23:58
301	"Milla"	Hayley	20 Nov 4:34
280	"Hayley"	vampires	20 Nov 8:55

Who has their own private vocabulary?

Count	Nick	Randomly selected sample (amount)
58	BP	"selina "(19), "Plaj"(3), "hahah"(6), "lets "(8), "hahha"(4), "waves"(3), "olive"(3), "ilford"(3), "Pdiddy"(3), "checks"(3), "Farage"(3), "emperor"(4), "gents "(4), "Nigga "(3), "universe"(4), "googling"(3), "einstein"(3), "Vampiress"(4), "Freakolas"(4), "evening/morning"(3)
52	no-vember-reno	"data"(4), "taco"(3), "blur"(3), "dopey"(6), "aldi"(3), "wagon"(5), "seeds"(5), "usher"(3), "Busch"(3), "cheeks"(4), "gallon"(3), "Marilyn"(6), "Yupppp"(3), "autist"(3), "toddler"(3), "dinosaur"(5), "warriors"(4), "spiritual"(3), "management"(3), "Manufactured"(3)
46	Kenny	"bedroom"(15), "kart"(3), "hada"(3), "dog "(5), "Derry"(5), "ELSES"(3), "clash"(3), "whodat"(5), "skynet"(4), "kidnap"(3), "same "(3), "slag "(3), "innit "(5), "collins"(3), "brain "(3), "sheeps "(6), "removing"(3), "wankers "(3), "fighting "(3), "scaffolding"(4)
42	kid-a	" Hi"(10), " the"(7), " She"(7), "Sieg"(3), " As"(3), "pound"(5), " Mrs"(5), " aye"(3), " Top"(3), " true"(4), " There"(6), " pasc"(3), "Deutsch"(4), " Timmy"(3), "debates"(3), " phead"(3), "fiction"(3), "evolution"(7), "chatrooms"(5), "overrated"(4)
35	icon	"rage"(3), "Skoda"(4), "Davey"(4), "moral"(3), "Campbell"(12), "namely"(4), "obtuse"(4), "shaven"(3), "peters"(3), "mixers"(3), "arrives"(4), "5-6K"(3), "customs"(4), "dentures"(4), "WhoFatDer"(7), "dribbling"(4), "TheFatOne"(4), "Salvation"(3), "basketball"(3), "Ray-Burger-Hodges"(3)
31	MikeTard24	"Leymy"(11), "ward"(4), "Jimi"(3), "Gore"(3), "Blah"(3), "jack"(3), "dammm"(6), "gender"(4), "oldies"(3), "Oficial"(5), "muerden"(3), "quarter"(3), "Hendrix"(3), "Woodstock"(4), "you...i"(3), "all...i"(3), "Necrophagia"(7), "challenged"(4), "victimhood"(3), "lol...but"(3)
26	Cg	"huggz "(19), "We "(9), "mornin"(13), "hmms"(3), "ass "(4), "few "(3), "hows "(6), "back "(5), "Hello "(8), "gettin"(5), "callin"(4), "clonin"(3), "huggzz"(3), "knows "(4), "makes "(3), "would "(3), "loves "(3), "missimoo"(3), "lollllllllll"(6), "huggzzzzzzzzzz"(3)
23	HammerTimePheadXo	"Oafs"(18), "me. "(8), "Abbey"(5), "pipsqueak"(17), "it. "(5), "sicko"(3), "~waves"(5), "Mister"(5), "Arabic"(4), "voting"(3), "values"(3), "assorted"(8), "Belarus"(3), "penises"(3), "powerpuff"(8), "attempts"(5), "grotesque"(6), "encourage"(4), "Pennsylvania"(4), "glue-sniffing"(4)
21	Hayley	"Milla "(13), "tabs "(8), "badger"(6), "arms "(5), "hole "(4), "Meaghs"(3), "bodger"(3), "settle"(3), "tabby "(5), "Newman "(7), "atleast"(3), "girls "(3), "ORANGES"(3), "hurts "(3), "speeding"(3), "ignorance"(4), "Exactly "(4), "Depends "(3), "Wentworth "(6), "grotesque "(3)
18	Milla	" :D"(8), " ff"(4), " go"(3), "paki "(6), " Jenni"(5), "trollop"(4), " Hayley"(7), "perfume"(3), "hayley "(5), " SheeEp"(4), " WarLord"(5), "Toonzilla"(3), " Bellend"(3), " KiIgrave"(4), " SELINAGUCCI"(11), " DaveHandbrake"(6), " Shawshanks-Utah"(3), " HammerTimePheadXo"(3)

These pairs have a language all to themselves

Count	Nicks	Randomly selected sample (amount)
42	KNOCKOUT and icon	"Roffl"(41), "oxfam"(17), "Hodges"(14), "Combe"(6), "Xxxxxxxxxx"(62), "dangers"(9), "greggs"(6), "cords"(3), "lecture"(8), "xxxxxxxxxxx"(55), "Ashby-Jones"(22), "spliffs"(5), "Xxxxxxxxxxxx"(50), "gorgeous"(6), "pissheads"(8), "reliable"(4), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(51), "Wiltshire"(5), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(16), "XAXAXAXAXAXAXAX"(5)
30	Kenny and BP	"Nigga"(10), "us "(4), "Rome"(3), "roof"(3), "nest"(3), "drives"(8), "tgo "(4), "oxford"(5), "right "(7), "blocks"(4), "cold "(3), "Snowing"(4), "domestic"(4), "cambridge"(7), "already "(5), "history "(3), "believing"(3), "everyone "(3), "different "(5), "government "(3)
18	kid-a and Milla	" but"(15), " yes"(11), " well"(13), " oh"(6), " wtf"(8), " Like"(11), " old"(7), " They"(10), " on"(3), " bp"(3), " why"(6), " do"(3), " Lmao"(8), " How"(4), " That"(7), " omg"(4), " play"(5), " when"(4)
17	no-vember-reno and Kenny	"salts"(10), "cops"(4), "owed"(4), "floyd"(3), "drove"(3), "violent"(8), "petrol"(5), "shitty"(4), "account"(6), "dentist"(5), "tapping"(4), "pushing"(3), "dancing"(3), "magical"(3), "chasing"(3), "trailers"(3), "schizophrenia"(3)
16	Edge-of-darkness and Excellence	"ebay"(5), "lurk"(3), "scale"(6), "emojis"(4), "gambit"(3), "Popeye"(3), "twenty"(3), "Clinton"(3), "dementia"(4), "Sicilian"(4), "Mohammed"(4), "secretive"(3), "chocolates"(5), "Bangladesh"(3), "appropriate"(3), "consistently"(3)
16	Kenny and Hayley	"robs"(5), "yeah "(11), "teen"(4), "tiny "(10), "too "(6), "ago "(6), "funny "(10), "world "(8), "died "(4), "fact "(3), "thing "(6), "house "(3), "series "(3), "gaslighting"(9), "chatters "(3), "Gaslighting "(3)
15	BP and Hayley	"Rob "(7), "areas"(4), "mind "(4), "Dave "(3), "lizard"(3), "chubby"(3), "corset"(3), "great "(4), "wentworth"(7), "change "(3), "Hahaha "(3), "inches "(3), "Australia"(3), "authorities"(3), "Interesting "(3)
14	Kenny and Cg	"he "(25), "have "(25), "good "(17), "am "(8), "stuff "(13), "name "(9), "guy "(3), "why "(3), "real "(6), "done "(3), "could "(3), "happy "(3), "mental "(5), "thinks "(4)
14	no-vember-reno and BP	"Thee"(5), "cali"(5), "path"(3), "scent"(6), "kings"(3), "relate"(4), "stretch"(4), "assumed"(4), "squeeze"(3), "damaged"(3), "separate"(4), "tomatoes"(3), "Virginia"(3), "function"(3)
13	BP and HammerTimePheadXo	"lean"(4), "sums"(3), "charm"(6), "flies"(5), "began"(3), "logical"(6), "racists"(4), "beneath"(3), "Kid-A "(3), "identity"(4), "dialogue"(3), "historical"(5), "youngsters"(3)

Top 2 shouted nicks!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	zap	1	<Karen> Zap!
2	Karen	1	<zap> KAren!

#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	no-vember-reno	122	* no-vember-reno cracks knuckles
2	missymoo	45	* missymoo can see a patio happening
3	powerpuff-nevada	16	* powerpuff-nevada laughs
4	DaveHandbrake	10	* DaveHandbrake sits in His Throne as King of KissChat smoking a bloody lovely joint
5	cold-gyrl-winter-reno	7	* cold-gyrl-winter-reno YAWNS
6	Towat	4	* Towat is a BIG name in here
7	zap	3	* zap prints off all icon's pics and throws them on the fire to warm his hands
8	TheGreatOne	3	* TheGreatOne does the helicopter
9	play	2	* play totally destroys dave with simple words
10	Chatter-7	2	* Chatter-79 kicks lefty in his bollocks
11	RegisteredName	1	* RegisteredName spits on rob
12	MattMunrow	1	* MattMunrow hangs head on missymoo's boobs
13	LetsGo	1	* LetsGo slaps thighs and stands up

#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	TheGreatOne	7	"99.99999% of the time they just make themselves look like total morons"
2	Edge-of-darkness	5	"Protected by the federal institutions and agencies and 95% of the United States media"
3	Excellence	4	"Which of course 96% of the United States press will suppress"
4	Shawshanks-Utah	3	"Donald Trump administration inflation rate was very low below two percent so stop typing idiotic comments under the Biden administration it reached nearly 11%"
5	no-vember-reno	3	"I know this with 100% certainty"
6	KNOCKOUT	3	"5% body fat xxxxxxxx"
7	Prochefsean	2	"those are 100% all American made triumph"
8	moop	2	"people cant live in 30% grqvity musk is an idiot"
9	HAMMER	2	"100% true. DaveHandbrake was the biggest faggot in prison. He sold his body to buy meth, and those inmates took advantage of him. He even liked it."
10	cold-gyrl-winter-reno	2	"You've accomplished more than 96% of people here by doing that"
11	XA	1	"5% body fat cunt"
12	Swarvo	1	"leftys conversations are 95% about sex and 5% about football."
13	SirPeanut	1	"icon is 100% gay"
14	Peanut	1	"im not 100% sure but blackpool is mentioned"
15	MikeTard24	1	"Hey man i really do have no complaints...everyone can keep living it up as much as they want...im all for freedom of speech and expression and i stand by that 100% lol"
16	meoo	1	"like 50% foam increase"
17	LetsGo	1	"she's been here, i saw the stats"
18	Kamala-Hide-Away-Harris	1	"Even 95% of the United States media can't hide that"
19	jane	1	"5% body fat on ya tongue alone"
20	iconicCEO	1	"KEnnys weed is 30% marijuana, 50% oregano, 20% parsley"
21	He\|heim	1	"According to the kiss chat stats you haven't been out of here 1 single day since 2007"
22	GRiLLo	1	"I wonder if the stats counted logins how many times kidda logs in on an average day"
23	DanieIle	1	"100% certainty of a drug-addicted failure lol (that counts for something)"
24	Daggo	1	"lol 33% increase"
25	coop	1	"5% body fat"
26	BP	1	"= triumph is 100% normal lolllll"
27	BackLikeAVertebrae	1	"Obviously I don't have proof, but I 100% remember you writing that not long ago."
28	aeae	1	"He is fat all 5% body fat of him"

#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Kenny	27	"my white fish shop m8 was crap at fish and chips lol"
2	KNOCKOUT	16	"You 2 fat spastics trying to troll The Icon = like 2 fat old sheep inviting a wolf to dinner"
3	no-vember-reno	15	"I normally just buy the Kirkland organic boiled eggs"
4	Iefty	12	"fuck off moo my lunch isnt here yet"
5	icon	12	"Todays after 4 hours icon gym session luncheon - fabulously prepared for 1pm by mrs icon /"
6	SELINAGUCCI	11	"why is turkey most popular for xmas dinner ?"
7	PheadWithTeaXo	11	"if you're a grown man, make your own lunch"
8	SheeEp	10	"burnt my curry, overcooked the fucking rice, didnt get the chance to overcook the pissing naan bread cos it had already died in the fucking packet"
9	poob	10	"i just did skin on fries from lidls in deep fat fryer all crispy"
10	Excellence	10	"You couldn't even boil an egg"
11	Northy	9	"plus santa always gets me biscuits"
12	moop	9	"my chef been cooking fish for 15 yer and he died"
13	Rhythm-stick	8	"Homemade chips are the best"
14	Sherry	7	"pulls down fat old grandma knickers and rips a howitzer bacon and eggs fart on to Perry peanut 's big bald head sending the obese dosser flying for cover"
15	RunWithTheFox	7	"iefty gets his end away more than you have hot dinners play son"
16	play	6	"Meaghan what's for lunch"
17	lex123	6	"right im off cook my nice salmon with pasta ......i hope you all take care and have good futures whatever it may bring.......take care all"
18	HAMMER	6	"Uses ray burger hipster club foot as a gavel"
19	Prochefsean	5	"Rhythm he has an expensive burger restaurant in vegas called burGR"
20	neoo	5	"and feed them chicken nuggets"
21	BP	5	"least Meoo, can fetch eggs, perhaps the offspring will be more brilliant lolllll"
22	Towat	4	"like a woman that shoved a peeled banana up her love hole and couldnt get it out"
23	MrPurple	4	"My ass broke and it was like lumpy gravy "
24	Karen	4	"Guiltyfeet dont egg him on"
25	XA	3	"Ray burger Versace wears nhs incontinence pants - 300 inch waist"
26	SirPeanut	3	"Phead talks so much bullshit & the sad thing is Hayley cannot he is saying all this to try impress her hoping she meet up for some brown sausage in her"
27	nuergh	3	"someone stole my beef hulahoops"
28	Newman	3	"It would only be weird if she came to work and made him lunch at the cafeteria"
29	missymoo	3	"Chicken ..new potatoes veg gravy karen"
30	meoo	3	"i put chicken in a bag and put in freezer want lamb today"

#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	no-vember-reno	33	""148 IQ""
2	TheGreatOne	13	"which makes a lot more sense than "free speech""
3	lex123	11	"my dad said to me "go Auschwitz camp you will learn" .....so i said ......did they show you the swimming pools on the tour? he said no.....i said ...i wonder why."
4	HammerTimePheadXo	9	"there's a difference between "attempt" and "plan""
5	play	8	"Meaghan are you feeling "snatched""
6	PheadWithTeaXo	8	"a lot of guys spend a lot of time trying to come up with "lines" for women. "
7	Hayley	8	"Because he sent me " west end girls " lol"
8	Prochefsean	7	"well bp the plot twist of "Conclave" is the new pope is intersex and has both male and female sex organs"
9	Towat	6	"moo what are you trying to say " lefty is not worthy""
10	MikeTard24	6	"Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok "From CHESS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... ...rgc_LRjlbTU"
11	Cuyahosebag	6	"I'm not the one using the nick "DaveHandJob.""
12	powerpuff-nevada	5	"BHAD BHABIE feat. Tory Lanez "Babyface Savage" (Official Music Video) \| ... (https://you... ...tube.com/watch?v=s8hW4bzMx8E&feature=shared)"
13	Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx	5	"Well, illustrates the problem. I think it's an established fact that Donald Trump is a cunt. But that didn't stop him from being elected by millions whose "opinion" is that he is the next Jesus."
14	DaveHandbrake	5	"Ever heard anyone sing "aint no party like an NDUZ party"?? i think you will find you fuckin havent.......... case closed"
15	Newman	4	""doing it behind her back""
16	marty	4	"Oh do fuck off, slag him off "oh he's lovely" all of a sudden, fuck sake"
17	flinch	4	"lex, just type "im gay", it would be quicker"
18	Stiff_Competition	3	"Lefty, I'd like to advise you of a recent invention that might make your life better. It's called "toilet paper.""
19	Queen_Charles	3	"I wonder if everyone from Pakistan uses weird phrases like "hammer time, "social," and "intense." The last one makes some sense, since all those goobers live "in tents.""
20	PerfunctoryPheadXo	3	"there's a saying in America which goes like this: "so long as there's bacon in your mouth , it doesn't matter who's president""
21	JenniCricket	3	"Mills your gentlemen that pay for your tranny ladyboy body are real thick "Dumps""
22	FreeSpirit	3	" "i blcvok his every name""
23	Dirty_Duck	3	"When people say "eat shit" to Ro, he takes them literally."
24	Anus_and_McGillicuddy	3	"Like Fat Donald thinks it's "Two Corinthians.""
25	Saw	2	""kenny you are a twat" "don't gaslight me""
26	Sacco_Manguera	2	"LOL "autistic charm""
27	machinatedpigs	2	"the fun and sarcasm of somebody offensively moaning "leave us alone then lol" "
28	Iefty	2	"then she wanted " sexy chat ""
29	Anus_and_Andy	2	"Sean, given that I am a white hetero, I'm not worried. You, on the other hand, are in several "pr... ...otected" classes: black, gay, and mentally retarded."
30	Sodomy_Sid	1	"Play's perspective on anal is easily summarized: "It's better to receive than to give.""

#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Cg	35	"Helloeverybody mornin"
2	BP	33	"hi Kiddaaa Sir afternoon to you"
3	HammerTimePheadXo	21	"hello fans and assorted oafs"
4	missymoo	19	"Morning glory never fails"
5	Karen	17	"Hello"
6	MikeTard24	16	"Oh, hey then vic...hi."
7	no-vember-reno	13	"Just basically rambling nonsensical.bollocks to the air but hey at least I can recognize it for what it is"
8	happyjulieu49	13	"goodafternoon to all of you uk chatters"
9	PheadWithTeaXo	9	"Good evening folks and assorted oafs"
10	kid-a	9	"Hello. I'm not Timmy"
11	RunWithTheFox	8	"hello missymoo"
12	Kenny	8	"i don't always get morning glory "
13	Dr_L	8	"Hello. Wishing a very kind good afternoon to wonderful all. Kindest thanks."
14	Northy	7	"morning"
15	LynxAfrica	7	"Hello Jessica"
16	JenniCricket	6	"I came in the other morning for the first time in forever and got sad zos wasn't here"
17	binman	6	"good afternoon"
18	SheeEp	5	"bloody hell 3am eh, morning missymoo :D"
19	SELINAGUCCI	5	"salam hello bonjour x"
20	Peanut	5	"hello sherry"
21	MattMunrow	5	"then cry all morning cos Tyson did a knockout"
22	Excellence	5	"Good afternoon John"
23	SirPeanut	4	"my scouse is coming out this morning"
24	nuergh	4	"hello global citizens"
25	MrPurple	4	"Hello there"
26	meoo	4	"bp hello"
27	Kamala-Hide-Away-Harris	4	"Jesus you have stamina must be unemployment you probably sleep in the day into the afternoon"
28	Jonnie	4	"hello"
29	guiltyfeet	4	"good stuff for the afternoon"
30	Danielle	4	"Right I’m gna force myself to go walk. I’ve been stuffing myself with m n m all afternoon"

#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	Hayley	141	"I gave his number to Jenni lol 😆 😂 "
2	HammerTimePheadXo	89	"it tells me you're scared, Pascal :)"
3	Iefty	54	"🤣"
4	icon	54	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
5	KNOCKOUT	51	"😂😂😂😂😂😂"
6	SheeEp	40	"haha, i want to see what you were typing the first time :D"
7	missymoo	40	"Leeds is chilled to manchester 🤣"
8	PheadWithTeaXo	37	"perhaps another time :)"
9	BP	34	":)"
10	Milla	30	" :D"
11	HAMMER	30	"😂😂😂😂😂"
12	HungryPheadXo	27	"don't believe me, you'll see that I'm right. :)"
13	StreamEast	24	"I say that a lot 😄"
14	BackLikeAVertebrae	21	"A healthy person you certainly are not 😂"
15	noerh	16	"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
16	no-vember-reno	16	"🤣"
17	Karen	15	"I had a midget tell me my hair smelled nice once 😊"
18	DanieIle	14	"and you have a raspy man voice Meagh, it's best you don't speak for other women :)"
19	lex123	13	"tc cg :P"
20	ZCE	12	"😂😂😂😂😂😂"
21	XA	11	"Kida - on 5K a year you can't afford a Skoda or any car = exactly why icon drives a fleet of beamers and you lot are bus wankers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
22	WarLord	11	"What a strange, thick, crazy person she is 🤣"
23	Swarvo	11	"it's hilarious winding her up, wish the old slag would return 😅"
24	SocialPheadXo	10	":)"
25	PerfunctoryPheadXo	9	";)"
26	dgxbxb	8	"😆😆😆😆"
27	Brazi\|	8	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
28	neeeo	7	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
29	OneAndOnly	6	"BP I'm not sure where Toon is to be honest 😂"
30	JenniCricket	6	"Loll what would u call it 🤣"

#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	no-vember-reno	185	"Lmao"
2	lex123	139	"lol"
3	Iefty	125	"😉"
4	KNOCKOUT	104	"🔌"
5	missymoo	86	"Cunt"
6	Karen	77	"Awww"
7	HammerTimePheadXo	70	":)"
8	BP	63	"xx"
9	Milla	62	"lol"
10	Kenny	59	"no "
11	jane	55	"DEFO"
12	Sherry	52	"very"
13	Hayley	51	"lol"
14	RunWithTheFox	49	"oh"
15	icon	46	"180K"
16	Cg	43	"lol"
17	zap	42	"Yes"
18	Excellence	42	"🦀"
19	SheeEp	39	"🙄"
20	HAMMER	37	"🔨"
21	PheadWithTeaXo	35	"lol"
22	kid-a	34	"i do"
23	Jonnie	34	"gid"
24	SELINAGUCCI	32	"<3"
25	powerpuff-nevada	28	"Lmao"
26	DaveHandbrake	28	"fail"
27	MikeTard24	27	"lol"
28	FreeSpirit	27	"lol"
29	MongCake	26	"lol"
30	LynxAfrica	26	"🚭"

#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

	Nick	Line Count	Sample Quote
1	play	29	<DaveHandbrake> play: Its Voodoo Chile Not Voodoo Child
2	RunWithTheFox	23	<TheGreatOne> RunWithTheFox, who respects him
3	Kenny	17	<Apple> Kenny, one of us has been fucked up the arse
4	Hayley	16	<Cuyahosebag> Hayley, there you go again, trying to have an intelligent conversation with a putz.
5	Raygun	13	<BABLA> Raygun: behave , old grandpa , or I will shove a shovel up your soft anus
6	BP	13	<Phead_the_Phudgepacker> BP, someone asked Milla to upload a photo of her ass. Then he realized he didn't have a wide screen monitor.
7	MattMunrow	12	<Saturnalia> MattMunrow, wasn't Vic but a good track
8	Milla	11	<Phead_the_Phudgepacker> Milla, even if I were heterosexual, I would spit on the chance to bang you.
9	kid-a	10	<TheGreatOne> kid-a, ai in theory can mimic human behaviour
10	maggiemay2	9	<TheGreatOne> maggiemay2, rarely, if you order late in the day that's more likely
11	jane	9	<TheGreatOne> jane, are you freakshows mother
12	no-vember-reno	8	<TheGreatOne> no-vember-reno, to be fair i bet he stuggles with wiping his ass, he struggles with everything else anyway, i probably wouldn't want to rewear them either
13	Jonnie	8	<Queen_Charles> Jonnie, don't let us stop you from drinking.
14	Cg	8	<Trequartista> Cg, give Pascal a good ol Alabama bitchslap
15	Swarvo	7	<TULLA> Swarvo: is exposed , he is afraid now 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
16	SheeEp	7	<Milla> SheeEp, you are a pensioner ,for God's sake
17	JenniCricket	7	<LUKA> JenniCricket: did you work as a hooker in 1980s in yorkshire
18	GRiLLo	7	<Cuyahosebag> Grillo, it must aggravate the fuck out of you to be humiliated by a superior Jewish chatter.
19	TheGreatOne	6	<Edge-of-darkness> TheGreatOne: and RunWithThefox Have similar personalities they both lurk In the background
20	SELINAGUCCI	6	<Milla> SELINAGUCCI, I just won a blackajck
21	neoo	6	<BP> Neoo, you're killing the chat dude
22	MikeTard24	6	<TheGreatOne> MikeTard24, we have freedom of expression, which gives us a lot more freedoms than "free speech"
23	lex123	6	<LetsGo> lex123, Pinkie just told me you took quite a bumming
24	Karen	6	<Anus_and_McGillicuddy> Karen, I had to cancel my trip to California because the grandsons got sick.
25	Danielle	6	<Steph> Danielle, all very good, good to get back to nature, be with the kids and grand kids... Refreshed and ready for the next hols. LoL
26	WarLord	5	<Milla> WarLord, well if you didn't know her that well . ??
27	SirPeanut	5	<Milla> SirPeanut, have seen your little pimple face
28	Shawshanks-Utah	5	<TheGreatOne> Shawshanks-Utah, because on discord we only allow upperclass people , if i want to rile some bums up i have to come here for that
29	meoo	5	<Helheim> meoo, your wooing skills leave a lot to be desired
30	icon	5	<Cuyahosebag> Icon, I still don't understand why DaveHandJob refuses to acknowledge all the heart-warming moments he experienced having wild homosexual orgies on Sadinia.

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