#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics cover Friday 2 Jan 2026 to Thursday 8 Jan 2026650 people were active during this 7-day reporting period
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Daily activity
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6918 |
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Long term statistics - three month sections
| 365902 |
623564 |
586088 |
541217 |
684404 |
636659 |
655056 |
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644323 |
580663 |
701228 |
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692673 |
765817 |
(Est. 526100) 46761  |
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10 - 12 2022 |
1 - 3 2023 |
4 - 6 2023 |
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10 - 12 2023 |
1 - 3 2024 |
4 - 6 2024 |
7 - 9 2024 |
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1 - 3 2025 |
4 - 6 2025 |
7 - 9 2025 |
10 - 12 2025 |
1 - 3 2026 |
Estimated number of lines for current section: 526100 lines
Top week: 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines
Big Numbers
| bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse really wanted others to know what was doing - 8 descriptions altogether. i.e:
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| freak_the_legand94 was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 26% of lines contained questions. freak_the_legend was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 22%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 38 times... Runner-up auto-chatter: icon - was caught talking to themself 16 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 1877 lines in CAPS. i.e:
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| Activity peak: 26 people were simultaneously active on 2 Jan 2026 18:00 - 19:00 Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| Tim_Horton didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 67 letters per line. (normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line) | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | t3 - 776 | dingo - 372 |
dingo - 828 | Rebel - 2519 |
| 2 | dingo - 567 | Sherry - 358 |
icon - 647 | play - 1891 |
| 3 | Milla - 451 | Kenny - 339 |
TheWeeknd - 498 | kid-a - 840 |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 409 | freak_the_legend - 239 |
SELINAGUCCII - 424 | Jonnie - 807 |
| 5 | Evil-Bill - 312 | MikeTard2025 - 226 |
Kenny - 421 | JasonKing - 728 |
| 6 | StormVuLT - 299 | Northy - 220 |
kid-a - 418 | Pascal-Montana - 726 |
| 7 | Jonnie - 238 | Julie - 214 |
Sons - 405 | Animaniacs - 615 |
| 8 | kid-a - 229 | Rebel - 189 |
Rebel - 393 | dingo - 608 |
| 9 | giantryan - 209 | kid-a - 184 |
Sherry - 342 | janey - 583 |
| 10 | HoneyBadger - 201 | captainkirk - 163 |
Poo-Bag-Squirter - 270 | Milla - 529 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
4/2025 - 1/2026
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Chat partners
People who talk most to each other
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| 1 | Milla | t3 | 1 | dingo | freak_the_legend | |
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| 2 | Hayley | t3 | 2 | Northy | Sherry | |
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| 3 | Rebel | play | 3 | Julie | Kenny | |
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| 4 | dingo | freak_the_legend | 4 | Julie | Northy | |
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| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | kid-a | 5 | Poo-Bag-Eater | Sherry | |
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| 6 | StormVuLT | t3 | 6 | Sherry | Kenny | |
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| 7 | Milla | livelaughleave | 7 | Northy | dingo | |
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| 8 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 | Kenny | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | |
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| 9 | Milla | FreeSpirit | 9 | Julie | icon | |
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| 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | StormVuLT | 10 | icon | Kenny | |
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| 11 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | 11 | Julie | kid-a | |
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| 12 | Abyss | t3 | 12 | Northy | Poo-Bag-Eater | |
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| 13 | Escapedtheasylum | giantryan | 13 | Sherry | kid-a | |
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| 14 | giantryan | t3 | 14 | Northy | freak_the_legend | |
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| 15 | Fukitol | t3 | 15 | Northy | kid-a | |
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| 16 | t3 | Jonnie | 16 | Northy | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
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| 17 | t3 | whatwhat | 17 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 18 | Hayley | dingo | 18 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | dingo | |
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| 19 | kid-a | play | 19 | dingo | Rebel | |
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| 20 | Bluto | dingo | 20 | captainkirk | Rebel | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | dingo | icon | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | Julie | icon | 2 | kid-a | play | |
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| 3 | icon | Kenny | 3 | kid-a | Rebel | |
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| 4 | SELINAGUCCII | TheWeeknd | 4 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 5 | Rebel | play | 5 | Rebel | plascal | |
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| 6 | Julie | dingo | 6 | Rebel | JasonKing | |
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| 7 | Kenny | Sons | 7 | Rebel | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | |
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| 8 | TheWeeknd | icon | 8 | Milla | plascal | |
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| 9 | Rebel | Sherry | 9 | Pascal-Montana | play | |
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| 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | icon | 10 | JasonKing | Milla | |
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| 11 | Sherry | icon | 11 | Animaniacs | Rebel | |
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| 12 | Kenny | SELINAGUCCII | 12 | Milla | play | |
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| 13 | Sons | icon | 13 | Milla | T5T635652H2R | |
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| 14 | SELINAGUCCII | play | 14 | T5T635652H2R | Jonnie | |
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| 15 | Kenny | kid-a | 15 | hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle | play | |
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| 16 | Sherry | dingo | 16 | Animaniacs | play | |
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| 17 | Poo-Bag-Squirter | TheWeeknd | 17 | Rebel | janey | |
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| 18 | Rebel | dingo | 18 | Rebel | TheWeeknd | |
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| 19 | Julie | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 19 | Rebel | Pascal-Montana | |
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| 20 | Julie | StabbyStabStabbington | 20 | Rebel | Jonnie | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | Touched_By_Tism | 7 |
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| 2 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
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| 3 | dingo | 7 |
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| 4 | Northy | 7 |
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| 5 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
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| 6 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
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| 7 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 8 | JasonKing | 7 |
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| 9 | Jonnie | 7 |
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| 10 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 11 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 12 | play | 7 |
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| 13 | icon | 6 |
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| 14 | Hayley | 6 |
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| 15 | t3 | 6 |
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| 16 | StormVuLT | 6 |
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| 17 | Kenny | 6 |
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| 18 | Julie | 5 |
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| 19 | Sherry | 5 |
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| 20 | binman | 5 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | Jonnie | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 2 | JasonKing | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 3 | LQQK87 | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 4 | play | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 5 | Rebel | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 6 | kid-a | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 7 | dingo | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 8 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 9 | Touched_By_Tism | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 11 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 12 | Northy | 7 |
2 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 13 | Kenny | 6 |
3 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 14 | icon | 6 |
3 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 15 | Julie | 5 |
4 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 16 | T5T635652H2R | 5 |
2 Jan - 6 Jan 2026 |
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| 17 | giantryan | 5 |
4 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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| 18 | t3 | 5 |
2 Jan - 6 Jan 2026 |
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| 19 | Poo-Bag-Eater | 4 |
3 Jan - 6 Jan 2026 |
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| 20 | Cuyahosebag | 4 |
5 Jan - 8 Jan 2026 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 48.. | 4 |
Tim_Horton(67.3), Touched_By_Tism(51.6), Escapedtheasylum(50.8), ... |
| 45..47 | 1 |
bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse(45.4) |
| 42..44 | 3 |
livelaughleave(43.1), Pascal-Montana(42.6), t3(42.1) |
| 39..41 | 3 |
EviI-Bill(42.0), T5T746764GTRRR(40.3), RebeI(39.4) |
| 36..38 | 7 |
Pascai-Montana(38.4), Rebel(38.4), LQQK87(38.2), icon(37.8), caleb_... |
| 33..35 | 6 |
bitch_please_II(36.0), SixOSix(35.7), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(35.4), KillThe... |
| 30..32 | 8 |
Rectal_Tongue_Puncher(32.5), kid-a(32.3), Evil-Bill(32.1), Saul(32.1), E... |
| 27..29 | 16 |
T5T635652H2R(29.9), Kenny(29.8), Sons(29.6), Speediarman(29.6), h... |
| 24..26 | 7 |
whatwhat(26.5), binman(25.7), HoneyBadger(25.6), doggiesad(25.4), ... |
| 21..23 | 11 |
rodo(23.8), Fukitol(23.8), sumguy(23.6), MrToilet(23.5), captainkirk(23.... |
| ..20 | 8 |
ukwmo(20.7), Julie(20.3), Jonnie(20.2), watty1(19.2), dingo(18.4), Tur... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
People in #kisschat.co.uk seem to like these words...
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2422 | "that" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:58 |
| 1379 | "HAVE" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 Jan 23:54 |
| 1362 | "your" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:40 |
| 1309 | "with" | T5T7364764GTR | 8 Jan 23:58 |
| 1307 | "like" | T5T7364764GTR | 8 Jan 23:59 |
| 1027 | "what" | giantryan | 8 Jan 23:54 |
| 984 | "here" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:48 |
| 961 | "they" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:58 |
| 933 | "this" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:56 |
| 872 | "just" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:46 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1071 | "Rebel" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 Jan 23:55 |
| 876 | "play" | Rebel | 8 Jan 23:48 |
| 663 | "icon" | BigWillyMan | 8 Jan 23:32 |
| 390 | "Kenny" | SirDave | 8 Jan 22:46 |
| 346 | "Milla" | play | 8 Jan 23:23 |
These people have a distinctive choice of words...
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 101 | icon | "Rumble"(21), "Gibb"(7), "alcy"(5), "trim"(3), "ping"(3), "fleet"(4), "spark"(3), "muscly"(3), "won’t"(4), "luscious"(6), "Kildare"(3), "mobility"(5), "rahhhhhh"(4), "Barbados"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(13), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(12), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(7), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(4), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu342kB"(8) |
| 86 | Rebel | "quiz"(5), "coma"(4), "woop"(3), "saggy"(6), "pale"(3), "onion"(5), "shrek"(3), "reply"(3), "central"(8), "Funeral"(7), "londis"(3), "Whoops"(3), "wasted"(3), "nightly"(3), "Cracking"(5), "swinging"(4), "anorexic"(3), "cigarette"(3), "intentions"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fwFGrVj"(5) |
| 78 | dingo | "FUKIN"(22), "dwarf"(13), "ICONWE"(14), "HAYKEY"(10), "BORT"(3), "SEXI"(3), "signs"(5), "HAVNT"(4), "CUYAS"(4), "tryng"(3), "scoot"(3), "NAPPIES"(8), "USLESS"(3), "PITBULL"(4), "LOGGIES"(4), "kidnapes"(5), "evil.when"(3), "YANOOKOVICH"(5), "loooooooool"(4), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6) |
| 74 | kid-a | " im"(5), "Oslo"(4), "PROBE"(4), "guide"(3), " Nope"(5), "shyefx"(5), " then"(4), "busked"(4), "doxxed"(3), "robust"(3), " Timmy"(5), " freak"(5), " julie"(3), "worship"(3), " phead"(3), " hayley"(4), " bloody"(3), "1920s"(3), "Badgerette"(3), "contribution"(3) |
| 45 | livelaughleave | "kayali"(26), "TACO"(5), "hints"(6), "Tonka"(6), "PUKE"(3), "Kohl"(3), "Huda"(3), "Jasmine"(9), "Cocoa"(3), "Valley"(3), "Turkish"(3), "Delight"(3), "blended"(3), "PROMISES"(4), "decadent"(3), "balancing"(6), "Cedarwood"(3), "sweetness"(3), "blossoming"(3), "indulgence"(3) |
| 37 | Kenny | "kid "(7), "frame"(4), "Had "(4), "ago "(4), "again "(7), "beer "(3), "Joshua"(3), "crap "(3), "money "(6), "years "(4), "really "(5), "iggied "(4), "fucker "(3), "series "(3), "family "(3), "already "(3), "lightbulb"(3), "yourself "(3), "advertising"(3), "kindergarten"(3) |
| 36 | play | "busk"(5), "colon"(8), "theyre"(10), "Cruz"(3), "babes"(5), "scene"(5), "FOOKS"(4), "RUINS"(3), "okies"(3), "coivd"(3), "poops"(3), "alert"(3), "cloudy"(4), "piscall"(7), "wastes"(3), "coyotes"(3), "anotehr"(3), "Brit’s"(3), "choclate"(3), "payments"(3) |
| 33 | Pascal-Montana | "POKER"(3), "parma"(3), "puppet"(6), "humpty"(4), "whoopi"(3), "olives"(3), "Client"(3), "Fentanyl"(6), "beckham"(3), "pumpkin"(3), "vineyard"(4), "goldberg"(3), "fernandez"(4), "worldwide"(3), "northeast"(3), "teenagers"(3), "leprechaun"(3), "repression"(3), "descending"(3), "bullshiting"(3) |
| 22 | t3 | "clit"(9), "bruh"(8), "fame"(3), "wave"(3), "POUR"(3), "Nike"(3), "files"(5), "Adils"(4), "girly"(3), "jools"(3), "Bisnow"(4), "talked"(3), "tracky"(3), "JONNIES"(6), "Tabitha"(4), "starbar"(3), "booking"(3), "narrows"(3), "invasions"(3), "behaviour"(3) |
| 22 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "dash"(8), "Malo"(7), "wcool"(8), "anyhow"(10), "~waves"(9), "July"(3), "Vince"(5), "sleepy"(6), "racism"(6), "Toronto"(8), "adioafs"(7), "boston"(3), "seaweed"(4), "parachat"(6), "european"(4), "dateless"(3), "pipsqueaks"(4), "capitalism"(3), "Azerbaijan"(3), "late-night"(3) |
These pairs speak with their own words
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 38 | Rebel and play | "paint"(15), "lips"(9), "stole"(9), "vagina"(11), "marks"(8), "tube"(4), "sofa"(4), "sweat"(4), "Mandy"(4), "speccy"(7), "gotten"(6), "eyeliner"(9), "crispy"(3), "bullied"(5), "further"(4), "skinned"(3), "Minority"(4), "Creature"(3), "threatened"(8), "unfortunate"(3) |
| 31 | Rebel and kid-a | "swoofer"(33), "Matt"(3), "prize"(6), "sheet"(4), "attacks"(9), "orange"(5), "noodle"(5), "fantasy"(6), "jumping"(6), "Nigerian"(8), "stuffed"(4), "affects"(4), "Valeena"(3), "saddest"(3), "whining"(3), "whenever"(4), "ayrshire"(3), "Incorrect"(4), "relentless"(6), "obsessive"(3) |
| 29 | Pascal-Montana and Pascai-Montana | "Kamala"(21), "embrace"(13), "Hallelujah"(18), "ancestry"(11), "clinic"(4), "backside"(7), "belfast"(4), "Clinton"(3), " fatty"(3), "griselda"(5), "Israelis"(4), "relocate"(3), "resembles"(6), "oblivious"(3), "CONSTIPATED"(8), "continually"(7), "bangladesh"(3), "UNBELIEVABLE"(4), "fundamentalist"(9), "patrickseaweeddance"(23) |
| 26 | kid-a and Milla | " he"(38), " hey"(24), " But"(15), " if"(10), " we"(10), " What"(14), " or"(8), " as"(6), " ok"(5), " is"(5), " kenny"(14), " rob"(7), " T3"(6), " most"(5), "Pardon"(4), " Jason"(7), " your"(3), "flowers"(3), " Please"(3), " Everyone"(4) |
| 22 | Rebel and JasonKing | "Stuart"(35), "range"(13), "Jakey"(11), "lube"(4), "souls"(4), "Craig"(3), "pished"(6), "barbie"(5), "morgan"(3), "Currys"(3), "crutch"(3), "andrex"(3), "splash"(3), "bianca"(3), "pavement"(4), "telescope"(4), "harassing"(4), "scorpions"(3), "movements"(3), "screenshots"(5) |
| 19 | Rebel and t3 | "Jump"(11), "Pfft"(6), "threat"(8), "ankle"(4), "fruit"(4), "retired"(9), "Poland"(6), "melted"(4), "retail"(3), "worried"(4), "crossed"(4), "Suicide"(4), "rejected"(7), "grannies"(4), "MONARCHY"(4), "marrying"(3), "Nightmare"(3), "excitement"(3), "Psychiatrist"(6) |
| 19 | Rebel and SELINAGUCCII | "fave"(6), "cleft"(7), "study"(4), "furry"(3), "argos"(3), "cases"(3), "palate"(6), "whites"(6), "hating"(5), "asians"(3), "volume"(3), "assumed"(4), "bedtime"(3), "clocked"(3), "breathing"(8), "practise"(3), "smallest"(3), "furniture"(3), "decorations"(3) |
| 19 | play and plascal | "voca"(23), "roam"(4), "LOOOLS"(9), "bumhole"(12), "reward"(4), "visits"(3), "MMMMMMM"(4), "laxative"(6), "Trumpland"(5), "bisacodyl"(3), "ppppppppp"(3), "stimulant"(3), "pinneapple"(4), "intestinal"(3), "short-term"(4), "stimulating"(3), "SPOKESPERSON"(4), "constipation"(3), "over-the-counter"(3) |
| 19 | Rebel and dingo | "acne"(7), "Lung"(6), "hides"(9), "Solo"(5), "NOSED"(7), "foam"(3), "panic"(6), "fools"(5), "Scouse"(8), "dolls"(4), "percent"(8), "parade"(3), "hooked"(3), "brigade"(4), "CHEATED"(3), "monsters"(5), "promised"(4), "reporting"(4), "SICKENING"(3) |
| 16 | Rebel and Sherry | "Lick"(12), "BMWs"(5), "Aldi"(4), "iced"(3), "stinks"(8), "threats"(10), "fought"(7), "cilla"(3), "sofas"(3), "foxes"(3), "rotten"(5), "leaders"(7), "packet"(4), "brushed"(3), "biotics"(3), "obsessing"(5) |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | BigWillyMan |  31 |
"I might have a fry up breakfast" |
| 2 | Rebel | 27 |
"So when his family come they bring the chocolate. There's a nice cherry liqueur chocolate they have" |
| 3 | play | 27 |
"Selina your gravy is just fine" |
| 4 | hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle | 26 |
"Basic Hershey chocolate is boo boo" |
| 5 | icon | 18 |
"Letsssssss get ready to rumble !!!!!!! Tum tonkers captain burger bum hodges honky tonks !!!!!!!! ROFFL" |
| 6 | t3 | 17 |
"If they introduce dubai chocolate to tesco meal deals. I'm boycotting them" |
| 7 | giantryan | 14 |
"Might do a burger in the air fryer" |
| 8 | kid-a | 13 |
"I was outside today. Played for church and went for curry" |
| 9 | Kenny | 13 |
"they changed the chocolate to powdered milk instead of fesh milk" |
| 10 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | 11 |
"julie my dodgy Egg u were my bestie till i told the room about ya rat problem" |
| 11 | livelaughleave | 11 |
"Nah the kayali doesn't smell like Dubai chocolate" |
| 12 | Animaniacs | 11 |
"The texture was nothing like chicken" |
| 13 | Pascai-Montana | 10 |
"I think you're telling porkies" |
| 14 | Speediarman | 9 |
"turtle supposed to taste like butter chicken" |
| 15 | Sherry | 7 |
"get yeself to sainsburys at 5.30 when all the singles are coming home from work shopping for there dinner" |
| 16 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
"toons > tropical fish ?" |
| 17 | Pascal-Montana | 7 |
"I had some chicken in the microwave trying to defrost it like messed up" |
| 18 | Fukitol | 7 |
"can't wait to cook my large chicken lol" |
| 19 | JasonKing | 6 |
"winner winner chicken dinner dying in my sleep" |
| 20 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 5 |
"I'll treat you to dinner, since it's my town" |
| 21 | Maduro | 5 |
"I love deep fried apple pies mcdonalds ones are best" |
| 22 | Dulcolax | 5 |
" hormone injected beef is the best?" |
| 23 | Tim_Horton | 4 |
"You know what's really a ripoff in London? Eating takeout curry. You pay for it and shit it out 30 minutes later. It's like a short-term rental." |
| 24 | T5T784376GTRR | 4 |
"KINDER BEUNO WHITE CHOCOLATE IS MY FAVOURITE" |
| 25 | HoneyBadger | 4 |
"who pays 80 quid for a burger lmaooo" |
| 26 | captainkirk | 4 |
"like breaking chicken bones" |
| 27 | Queen-Zos-of-Greenoch | 3 |
"now waiting for my mcdonalds via uber eats" |
| 28 | Poo-Bag-Eater | 3 |
"no crack for me either i like my lunch str8 from the needle" |
| 29 | Milla | 3 |
"Watching Rappers when they have beef, they will have diss tracks😂 and now rappers will have docuseries😂😂😂" |
| 30 | Jonnie | 3 |
"but if you want to take me to Dinner I will be in the White house up stairs" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | 44 |
""Who's your daddy mac n cheese" chef knowles" |
| 2 | Evil-Bill | 18 |
""Thou shalt not let they gf steal thy tablet" is one." |
| 3 | Animaniacs | 18 |
"rofl@"meag registered my name of 17 years"" |
| 4 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 12 |
"Rebel is one of those mentally ill narcissistics that think people even put enough energy into her to "hate" her hahaha" |
| 5 | Buffalo_Boobs | 10 |
"Rebel, I know you realize that Play's entire "sex life" consists of fantasies about Kisschat women." |
| 6 | bitch_please_II | 10 |
"Pascal tell us about the time you went to Manhattan and enjoyed some "hot dogs"" |
| 7 | livelaughleave | 9 |
"I do believe the "pistachio" notes are just vanilla and almond" |
| 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 |
"he didn't look the least bit perturbed during his "perp walk" lol" |
| 9 | hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle | 7 |
""I am making $18 hourly as a manager and want a BMW"" |
| 10 | Tim_Horton | 6 |
"What would a homo know about "good women"?" |
| 11 | StormVuLT | 6 |
"They actually said "A chatter from a site named Kisschat"" |
| 12 | StabbyStabStabbington | 5 |
"When im about its named "Cummilingus"" |
| 13 | EBR | 5 |
"I remember when I used to DJ in CS. I used to play a song called "The sash"." |
| 14 | Cuyahosebag | 5 |
"Icon "runs" a business by spending four hours in the gym, two hours having lunch , and ten hours on Kisschat." |
| 15 | play | 4 |
"tired of hearing "you just missed her"" |
| 16 | cunt | 4 |
"While she says "wow look at that Ferrari!!" and gobs in it" |
| 17 | caleb_hammers_future_wife | 4 |
"Big Mike's own mother refers to it as "him"" |
| 18 | best-in-the-world | 4 |
"Kenny "its shit" Nicholson" |
| 19 | Stiffy_OToole | 3 |
"Hi, Rebel. And LMAO @ "Pascal immune from hate."" |
| 20 | Shout | 3 |
""Can you stand" loooool" |
| 21 | Purple | 3 |
"I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello" |
| 22 | EviI-Bill | 3 |
"the correct spelling, is "Chinese"" |
| 23 | Crackhead_Don | 3 |
"Sherry gives new meaning to the term "cock hound."" |
| 24 | Bluto | 3 |
"Is "comic book" a genre?" |
| 25 | Bevilacqua | 3 |
""toasted bagel with tomato" lol" |
| 26 | whatwhat | 2 |
"we will "help" yoy" |
| 27 | VibesAlive | 2 |
"They show up if you search "sk5 steel" lol" |
| 28 | TheRealestTee | 2 |
"Remember when you were asked to show proof of the recording and you conveniently "deleted " it lol " |
| 29 | TheMod | 2 |
"Rebily are you 12? Sending pms saying "fat cunt"" |
| 30 | Rebel | 2 |
"Jakey: A derogatory term, primarily used in Scotland, for a homeless person or tramp, especially one with alcohol problems. It originated from "jake," a tramp's word for methylated spirits (denatured alcohol" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 42 |
"Really frosty this morning. Still no snow" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 37 |
"you have a great evening, play -- try and be civil" |
| 3 | Happyjulie50 | 23 |
"Hello " |
| 4 | hh | 22 |
"Hello Pam x" |
| 5 | Jonnie | 19 |
"hello good looking girl" |
| 6 | Cg | 18 |
"hello captain" |
| 7 | Purple | 12 |
"Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)" |
| 8 | LQQK87 | 9 |
"NO WORK YET AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN MONTANA PISSCAL ? WHAT A SURPRISE !!" |
| 9 | kid-a | 9 |
" hey rebel. Hey sherry" |
| 10 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
"i prefer late evening/ night , then u can sleep after" |
| 11 | StormVuLT | 5 |
"lol hello red kid-a" |
| 12 | Northy | 5 |
"evening" |
| 13 | Julie | 5 |
"Good morning oaf" |
| 14 | Touched_By_Tism | 4 |
"just this morning he was talking about he's texting her and going to see her lol" |
| 15 | Milla | 4 |
"Afternoon you all" |
| 16 | Kenny | 4 |
"four orgasms this morning before i left " |
| 17 | JasonKing | 4 |
"hello Cg" |
| 18 | icon | 4 |
"Hello my vast devoted fan club" |
| 19 | doggiesad | 4 |
"i was going to insult her more from the morning" |
| 20 | dingo | 4 |
"MORNING EEMA" |
| 21 | Bluto | 4 |
"Howdy Doody, Mr. Toilet" |
| 22 | binman | 4 |
"evening bill" |
| 23 | Sherry | 3 |
"he said its nit crusty i washed it this morning" |
| 24 | play | 3 |
"kid-a awoke with vaseline on his bumhole this morning" |
| 25 | Pascal-Montana | 3 |
"Jason. You don't seem to be firing this afternoon" |
| 26 | Pascai-Montana | 3 |
"good afternoon, play," |
| 27 | MikeTard2025 | 3 |
"I'll just shut up and go and get high...enjoy your day, afternoons, and evenings all" |
| 28 | majkl | 3 |
"hello i have 25y old and im looing for meet man in chatham kent" |
| 29 | giantryan | 3 |
"Gym this morning me" |
| 30 | Evil-Bill | 3 |
"yes, Stormy, I'm going to send a hello" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 92 |
"maybe I will go to Belarus and set off fireworks outside of Lukashenko's presidential palace ;)" |
| 2 | Milla | 83 |
" 😂" |
| 3 | icon | 54 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 4 | Rebel | 33 |
"Did you find out my name yet freak as you claimed you and my sis are besties. 😂 What's the BREED and NAME of her dog give you a clue name begins with an A" |
| 5 | Fukitol | 24 |
"🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 6 | Hayley | 23 |
"In the dark why? 🤣😂" |
| 7 | watty1 | 22 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 8 | StormVuLT | 14 |
"ok, I was going to heal your stomach for a while :D" |
| 9 | l9 | 14 |
"mick got the shit off my shoe and got himself a hippo 🤣🤣" |
| 10 | SixOSix | 13 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 11 | Pascal-Montana | 12 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 12 | HoneyBadger | 12 |
"thanks kid :)" |
| 13 | Poo-Bag-Squirter | 9 |
"😂" |
| 14 | RebeI | 8 |
" I am behaving myself, aren't I? :)" |
| 15 | h8 | 8 |
"😂" |
| 16 | lollipop | 7 |
"😉" |
| 17 | XO | 6 |
"🧐" |
| 18 | StarryEyes | 6 |
":)" |
| 19 | Abyss | 6 |
"Bald and hefty knowles? Bad? 😂😂😂😂😂😂" |
| 20 | Play-No-Job-No-Mates-Nothing | 5 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 21 | Phoenicia-No-Tonkers-Bonkers | 5 |
"😆" |
| 22 | NgerulmudX | 5 |
"<<<< chick magnet :)" |
| 23 | MikeTard2025 | 5 |
"Hey UtzCheddar cool music video 🎶 📺 🎶 😎" |
| 24 | icon_the_great | 5 |
"😋" |
| 25 | cc | 5 |
"😂" |
| 26 | BigWillyMan | 5 |
"Afghanistan looks like a shit hole but they have lot of heroin 😃" |
| 27 | Wealth | 4 |
"Look at the determination on his fat face 🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 28 | TheMod | 4 |
"I had crispy spicy chicken wings 😋" |
| 29 | TH3 | 4 |
"Official GVMT site 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 30 | Sherry_Rum_Vodka_Meds_Alcy | 4 |
"Poor old fat sherry is living proof there’s no cure for idiocy 🤣🤣🤣" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | dingo | 194 |
"LOL" |
| 2 | Rebel | 180 |
"Food" |
| 3 | MikeTard2025 | 135 |
" " |
| 4 | icon | 97 |
"🤣" |
| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 96 |
"lol" |
| 6 | Milla | 88 |
"😂" |
| 7 | Jonnie | 83 |
"me" |
| 8 | Julie | 76 |
"Yep" |
| 9 | TheWeeknd | 73 |
"b7" |
| 10 | kid-a | 69 |
"oops" |
| 11 | freak_the_legend | 69 |
"lmao" |
| 12 | Poo-Bag-Squirter | 68 |
"TOON" |
| 13 | watty1 | 60 |
"lol" |
| 14 | SELINAGUCCII | 55 |
"wow" |
| 15 | play | 53 |
"wtf" |
| 16 | JasonKing | 52 |
"oh" |
| 17 | t3 | 43 |
"Ha" |
| 18 | giantryan | 42 |
"Yes" |
| 19 | Evil-Bill | 38 |
"LMAO" |
| 20 | BigWillyMan | 37 |
"👍" |
| 21 | janey | 34 |
"OKS" |
| 22 | Hayley | 33 |
"lol" |
| 23 | Sherry | 32 |
"haha" |
| 24 | Fukitol | 32 |
"lol" |
| 25 | HoneyBadger | 31 |
"lol" |
| 26 | MrToilet | 29 |
"lol" |
| 27 | livelaughleave | 28 |
"11%" |
| 28 | lex123 | 27 |
"try" |
| 29 | Sons | 26 |
"No" |
| 30 | StormVuLT | 25 |
"lol" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | play | 23 |
<Milla> Play, you hardly got any |
| 2 | Julie | 14 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Julie, don't be an alfalfa sprout |
| 3 | hey | 14 |
<Bountyhunter> Hey, babe, let's go out tonight |
| 4 | t3 | 12 |
<Bluto> T3, I was under the impression Rob only sucked uncut cocks because he has a taste for smegma. |
| 5 | Kenny | 12 |
<best-in-the-world> Kenny, how was your school trip to France in school? |
| 6 | Rebel | 11 |
<Buffalo_Boobs> Rebel, I know you realize that Play's entire "sex life" consists of fantasies about Kisschat women. |
| 7 | Jonnie | 10 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, fuck you buddy |
| 8 | hello | 9 |
<Purple> Hello, hello" |
| 9 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, repeat after me...fuck Jonnie15 |
| 10 | Milla | 5 |
<FreeSpirit> milla, why the hostility? |
| 11 | hi | 5 |
<EviI-Bill> hi, giantryan |
| 12 | dingo | 5 |
<Alacrity> dingo, where you born in Nimbin, cobber? |
| 13 | StormVuLT | 4 |
<Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, on a ssd? |
| 14 | whatwhat | 3 |
<John_Mayhoff> Whatwhat, can you give me your mother's address? I would like to send her a condolence card. |
| 15 | t5 | 3 |
<Stiffy_OToole> T5, do you mean you are not blaming the Jews for killing Jesus? |
| 16 | icon | 3 |
<Phlegmington_Farquar> Icon, sad to say, but there is more brain power in your scrotum than in Rob's skull. |
| 17 | Hayley | 3 |
<The_Prince_of_Wails> Hayley, do you have a black dress suitable for the funeral? |
| 18 | VibesAlive | 2 |
<Milla> VibesAlive, no |
| 19 | T5T7364764GTR | 2 |
<Touched_By_Tism> T5T7364764GTR, meet me outside boots tomorrow, time for you to get a kicking |
| 20 | T5T635652H2R | 2 |
<Milla> T5T635652H2R, you don't even matter , |
| 21 | Sons | 2 |
<Crackhead_Don> Sons, can you yield the floor to someone who is not brain dead? |
| 22 | plascal | 2 |
<Milla> plascal, i don't chat in' private ' even |
| 23 | Pascal1954 | 2 |
<Buffalo_Boobs> Pascal, you embarrass yourself with constant antisemitic attacks. Get a life, you fucking hillbilly cunt. |
| 24 | mike | 2 |
<Abyss> Mike, yo, girls won't pm |
| 25 | kid-a | 2 |
<Touched_By_Tism> kid-a, yeah, it's really just about picking which one supports most of your needs |
| 26 | FreeSpirit | 2 |
<Abyss> FreeSpirit, I was called a thick cunt first so don't pount the finger at me |
| 27 | Cg | 2 |
<Bevilacqua> Cg, Pascal-Montana loves calling a woman mummy during sex... would that turn you on? |
| 28 | Arjun | 2 |
<docmartin> Arjun: back away from the fox news crack pipe |
| 29 | Yawn | 1 |
<The_Holy_Prophet> Yawn, bow down before me and obey Sharia law or your head is toast. |
| 30 | Vexx | 1 |
<play> Vexx, Meagh no longe chats here |
Top 4 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | hey | 2 |
<ShybutNaughty> Hey! |
| 2 | icon | 1 |
<Rebel> Icon!! |
| 3 | Cg | 1 |
<CountDrunkula> Cg! |
| 4 | alzir | 1 |
<gayhr> Alzir !!! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | livelaughleave | 8 |
* livelaughleave yawns |
| 2 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 8 |
* bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse grabs a violin and farts while playing it |
| 3 | Touched_By_Tism | 6 |
* Touched_By_Tism wipes my ass with Jonnie15s book and throws it at him |
| 4 | play | 6 |
* play needs a new squeeze, me and sens are over |
| 5 | bitch_please_II | 5 |
* bitch_please_II yawns |
| 6 | VibesAlive | 4 |
* VibesAlive waves |
| 7 | Dr | 4 |
* Dr runs stethoscope along Julie's hunchfront |
| 8 | JamesR | 2 |
* JamesR hears mozart laughter |
| 9 | Bampot | 2 |
* Bampot plays billy ocean loverboy for rebs |
| 10 | Redbull | 1 |
* Redbull bows his head and leaves |
| 11 | Mulled | 1 |
* Mulled spits on milla |
| 12 | kid-a | 1 |
* kid-a punches pillow |
| 13 | Kargo | 1 |
* Kargo zap is now known as asshole |
| 14 | JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026 | 1 |
* JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026 does the KARMA dance |
| 15 | Go | 1 |
* Go unhooks Phead's bra with the minimum of fuss |
| 16 | Chaz | 1 |
* Chaz picks up wet steaming pile of dogshit and flings it at bitch and TheWeeknd. they belong togehter |
| 17 | Animaniacs | 1 |
* Animaniacs yawns |
| 18 | Alacrity | 1 |
* Alacrity greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 17 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 2 | dingo | 11 |
"WHATS 5% OF 60 BILLION" |
| 3 | Animaniacs | 7 |
"I 200% stand on tgo seeing butterfly type lies in here about her husband being pronounced dead of CoViD 19 in 2014" |
| 4 | hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle | 5 |
"EVS ALL DEPRECIATING AT LIKE 60% IN A YEAR" |
| 5 | TH3 | 4 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 6 | icon_the_great | 4 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 7 | Fat-Ray_Burger-Bunker\Tonkers | 4 |
"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 8 | SELINAGUCCII | 3 |
"cruzeiro > assumes im imran , has just confirmed its tranny level of 100% dumbness " |
| 9 | play | 3 |
"today is the first Wednesday of January 2026, it 10% off at the food stores" |
| 10 | livelaughleave | 3 |
"11%" |
| 11 | hh | 3 |
"Gold prices have surged 2025. 65% upwards" |
| 12 | hello | 3 |
"4% body fat icon xxxxxxx" |
| 13 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 3 |
"You know that kid is 100% spastic with half of his genetics and rebels stock combined" |
| 14 | RUMBLE-BUM-TUM-TONKERS | 2 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 15 | Phenomena | 2 |
"Julie is 82% wheelchair" |
| 16 | Pascal1954 | 2 |
"4% fat icon" |
| 17 | Pascal-Montana | 2 |
"100%" |
| 18 | ohOkkk | 2 |
"Oh. They think being me is so fun and easy... Have some CRACK at at.. and the FAN MAIL 📬 and ALSO the 0% support to maintain your life from anyone else... And also no contact from anyone you know" |
| 19 | MikeTard2025 | 2 |
"Also a lot of the 24-ounce 8.0% and 8.1% malt liquor beers" |
| 20 | zap | 1 |
"Always the 1%" |
| 21 | XO | 1 |
"4% body fat icon V their 99.4% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 22 | van-Tonkers | 1 |
"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 23 | Tim_Horton | 1 |
"Ray, I hope you know that research has determined that people who overuse emojis are 67% more retarded than the population in general." |
| 24 | T5T635652H2R | 1 |
"CHRIST DIED FOR BAD PEOPLE JONNIE SO HE DIED FOR 100% OF THE WORLD" |
| 25 | SixOSix | 1 |
"75% of people that smoke weed. eventually, going, to far more dangerous narcotics they're always looking for that higher buzz" |
| 26 | Sherry_Rum_Vodka_Meds_Alcy | 1 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 27 | Sherry-Rum-Vodka-Special-Brew | 1 |
"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 28 | Sherry | 1 |
"fatcons a jew hes had 10% cut off his camel toe" |
| 29 | RockLobster | 1 |
"I'm 90 % sure hate died tho" |
| 30 | Rebel | 1 |
"So now we have established freak is 100% full of shit" |
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