#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics generated from Tuesday 2 Dec 2025 to Monday 8 Dec 2025570 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days
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Daily statistics
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10696 |
8195 |
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| 5.1% | 5.4% | 4.9% | 3.9% | 4.3% | 3.6% | 2.2% | 0.9% | 1.2% | 2.2% | 2.4% | 3.2% | 4.6% | 4.8% | 4.0% | 5.3% | 4.4% | 4.2% | 4.6% | 5.8% | 6.7% | 6.0% | 5.6% | 4.7% | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Long term statistics - three month sections
| 365902 |
623564 |
586088 |
541217 |
684404 |
636659 |
655056 |
636836 |
644323 |
580663 |
701228 |
644062 |
692673 |
(Est. 775500) 581641  |
| 8 - 9 2022 |
10 - 12 2022 |
1 - 3 2023 |
4 - 6 2023 |
7 - 9 2023 |
10 - 12 2023 |
1 - 3 2024 |
4 - 6 2024 |
7 - 9 2024 |
10 - 12 2024 |
1 - 3 2025 |
4 - 6 2025 |
7 - 9 2025 |
10 - 12 2025 |
Estimate for this section: 775500 lines.
Top week: 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines
Big Numbers
| ishootthecliplikealimit liked talking about themself - 12 descriptions altogether. Sample:
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| Ben was uncertain about many things - 20% of lines contained a question. Live_Laugh_Hate didn't know that much either. 19% of lines were questions. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 44 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row). hearty also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 19 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Highest CAPS ratio: ROBSAYZzosiawascool with 857 of words in CAPS. Sample:
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| Channel activity peak: 24 people were active on 8 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00 Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| Ho-Ho-Hosebag was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 67 letters per line. Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 29 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | t3 - 2103 | kipper - 617 |
icon - 2023 | play - 1675 |
| 2 | StormVuLT - 1033 | hearty - 607 |
SELINAGUCCII - 1147 | Rebel - 1546 |
| 3 | DiavoloScuro - 690 | freak_the_legend - 560 |
freak_the_legend - 1055 | smokey69 - 1310 |
| 4 | hearty - 683 | icon - 482 |
TheRealestTee - 977 | PascaI-Montana - 1045 |
| 5 | Milla - 662 | Milla - 415 |
kipper - 865 | icon - 879 |
| 6 | watty1 - 595 | Evangelist - 324 |
Kenny - 759 | janey - 771 |
| 7 | freak_the_legend - 583 | SheeEp - 275 |
watty1 - 723 | freak_the_legend - 675 |
| 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 547 | Sunday - 273 |
Emmaa - 700 | watty1 - 665 |
| 9 | Keyboard-Warrior - 493 | DiavoloScuro - 267 |
ROBSAYZzosiawascool - 668 | Kenny - 652 |
| 10 | giantryan - 478 | Sherry - 251 |
TopDogNoLimit - 650 | Milla - 539 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
3/2025 - 12/2025
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Chat partners
People who talk most to each other
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| 1 | StormVuLT | t3 | 1 | Sons | freak_the_legend | |
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| 2 | Milla | t3 | 2 | kipper | freak_the_legend | |
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| 3 | Hayley | t3 | 3 | Milla | Sunday | |
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| 4 | Hayley | freak_the_legend | 4 | Keyboard-Warrior | kipper | |
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| 5 | giantryan | t3 | 5 | Milla | SheeEp | |
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| 6 | Fukitol | t3 | 6 | Milla | kipper | |
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| 7 | Milla | TeddyBruckshot | 7 | Sherry | kipper | |
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| 8 | Milla | Keyboard-Warrior | 8 | kipper | icon | |
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| 9 | DiavoloScuro | t3 | 9 | Kenny | Sherry | |
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| 10 | Hayley | StormVuLT | 10 | Sherry | Rebel | |
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| 11 | cunt | t3 | 11 | Evangelist | freak_the_legend | |
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| 12 | hearty | t3 | 12 | Julie | freak_the_legend | |
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| 13 | t3 | freak_the_legend | 13 | Keyboard-Warrior | Milla | |
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| 14 | t3 | Keyboard-Warrior | 14 | Kenny | Rebel | |
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| 15 | EBR | Milla | 15 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 16 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 16 | freak_the_legend | icon | |
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| 17 | Fukitol | Guantanamo | 17 | Julie | kipper | |
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| 18 | AbuseTour2025 | t3 | 18 | Evangelist | cunt | |
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| 19 | Live_Laugh_Hate | Milla | 19 | icon | watty1 | |
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| 20 | t3 | watty1 | 20 | Rebel | Sunday | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | freak_the_legend | icon | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | Kenny | icon | 2 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
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| 3 | TheRealestTee | icon | 3 | smokey69 | play | |
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| 4 | Julie | freak_the_legend | 4 | play | Milla | |
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| 5 | TheRealestTee | freak_the_legend | 5 | play | Kenny | |
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| 6 | icon | kipper | 6 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
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| 7 | icon | Julie | 7 | janey | smokey69 | |
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| 8 | Emmaa | TheRealestTee | 8 | PascaI-Montana | play | |
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| 9 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | icon | 9 | Rebel | icon | |
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| 10 | SELINAGUCCII | TheRealestTee | 10 | Rebel | PascaI-Montana | |
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| 11 | SELINAGUCCII | icon | 11 | PascaI-Montana | icon | |
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| 12 | SELINAGUCCII | Kenny | 12 | Kenny | Rebel | |
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| 13 | SELINAGUCCII | freak_the_legend | 13 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 14 | Kenny | watty1 | 14 | play | freak_the_legend | |
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| 15 | Julie | kipper | 15 | Milla | smokey69 | |
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| 16 | Julie | TheRealestTee | 16 | Rebel | baddish33 | |
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| 17 | SELINAGUCCII | kipper | 17 | Rebel | JasonKing | |
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| 18 | Milla | icon | 18 | icon | play | |
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| 19 | Emmaa | icon | 19 | kid-a | play | |
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| 20 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | kipper | 20 | hearty | smokey69 | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | t3 | 7 |
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| 2 | hearty | 7 |
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| 3 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 4 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
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| 5 | JasonKing | 7 |
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| 6 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 7 |
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| 7 | Emmaa | 7 |
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| 8 | SheeEp | 7 |
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| 9 | Northy | 7 |
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| 10 | Evangelist | 7 |
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| 11 | smokey69 | 7 |
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| 12 | icon | 7 |
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| 13 | play | 7 |
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| 14 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 15 | watty1 | 7 |
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| 16 | StormVuLT | 7 |
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| 17 | binman | 6 |
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| 18 | Cg | 6 |
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| 19 | cunt | 6 |
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| 20 | happyjulie50 | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | smokey69 | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | icon | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | Northy | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | Evangelist | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | watty1 | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | StormVuLT | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | play | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | Rebel | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | LQQK87 | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | t3 | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | hearty | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | Emmaa | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | SheeEp | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | JasonKing | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 7 |
2 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | cunt | 6 |
3 Dec - 8 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | freak_the_legend | 6 |
2 Dec - 7 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | binman | 6 |
2 Dec - 7 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | giantryan | 5 |
2 Dec - 6 Dec 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 42.. | 6 |
Ho-Ho-Hosebag(67.1), baddish33(45.0), BignBashy(43.6), B-PJCitipmt(... |
| 40..41 | 3 |
ToXiCTyPeR(42.0), PascaI-Montana(40.9), t3(40.6) |
| 38..39 | 6 |
Guantanamo(39.8), AbuseTour2025(39.7), lukeskywalkingonthesehat... |
| 36..37 | 5 |
Copacabana(37.8), Oranges(36.7), T5T7643436GTR13(36.6), VSXPIN... |
| 34..35 | 7 |
SheeEp(35.9), getitrightgetitrightmayne(35.9), Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy... |
| 32..33 | 12 |
T5T48979374GRGT(33.9), Rebel(33.7), cunt(33.5), EBR(33.3), Sunday... |
| 30..31 | 8 |
Evangelist(31.6), VibesAlive(31.4), kid-a(31.0), icon(30.9), Saturday(3... |
| 28..29 | 8 |
OfficerGoodBody(29.5), Northy(29.4), raining(29.1), Cg(28.9), Kenny(... |
| 26..27 | 10 |
watwatwat(27.6), SELINAGUCCII(27.6), happyjulie50(27.4), MikeTard2... |
| 24..25 | 10 |
Certi(25.9), StormVuLT(25.8), JenniCricket(25.8), Fukitol(25.7), ToonIs... |
| 22..23 | 5 |
Ben(23.8), Swimming(23.7), ROBSAYZlotsthings(23.6), Live_Laugh_H... |
| 20..21 | 6 |
Sons(21.9), Ilikeawalk(21.6), zap(21.6), IceTea(21.2), UFOJon(20.5), E... |
| 18..19 | 6 |
ROBBSAYZZ(19.9), Spooky(19.7), Sonic(19.2), ROBBBSAYZ(18.6), ... |
| ..17 | 11 |
Showtime(17.8), ROBSAYZzosiaripdearweloveu(17.8), smokey69(17.... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
#kisschat.co.uk's popular words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 3619 | "that" | Rebel | 8 Dec 23:52 |
| 2031 | "your" | HollaWidTheRinsinSound | 8 Dec 23:51 |
| 2007 | "have" | Fukitol | 8 Dec 23:48 |
| 2006 | "like" | Screamo | 8 Dec 23:56 |
| 1898 | "with" | Screamo | 8 Dec 23:57 |
| 1402 | "here" | JasonKing | 8 Dec 23:54 |
| 1394 | "they" | getitrightgetitrightmayne | 8 Dec 23:34 |
| 1372 | "just" | Rebel | 8 Dec 23:53 |
| 1371 | "what" | Rebel | 8 Dec 23:54 |
| 1302 | "know" | Screamo | 8 Dec 23:53 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1001 | "icon" | PascaI-Montana | 8 Dec 22:22 |
| 866 | "Rebel" | HollaWidTheRinsinSound | 8 Dec 23:53 |
| 697 | "Milla" | icon | 8 Dec 20:56 |
| 689 | "play" | JasonKing | 8 Dec 23:13 |
| 642 | "Kenny" | icon | 8 Dec 19:29 |
Who has their own private vocabulary?
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 102 | icon | "Gibb"(19), "honky"(23), "tonks"(23), "tonkers"(22), "Lolllll"(57), "teeee"(13), "surround"(19), "spas"(3), "You’d"(12), "hobby"(5), "grail"(3), "dining"(3), "Wealthy"(4), "deletes"(3), "70’s"(3), "RETIRING"(3), "Letsssssss"(6), "inadequacy"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu0mmJf"(25), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu1d7Nj"(3) |
| 75 | PascaI-Montana | "purely"(7), "Miami"(4), "Ashby"(3), "edited"(5), "Pelosi"(3), "SSL/TLS"(4), "gullible"(6), "saviour"(3), "virus "(3), "hussein"(3), "monopoly"(4), "virtually"(6), "robinson"(3), "relocate"(3), "terrorists"(8), "authentic"(4), "automated"(3), "propaganda"(4), "Hallelujah"(3), "webchat@uj8.3od.78.79.IP "(3) |
| 74 | Kenny | "rebs "(16), "wasa"(6), "voca"(3), "sheeps"(8), "Crown"(5), "elmer"(4), "dude "(4), "lies "(3), "arse "(3), "bodily"(3), "25th"(3), "upside"(3), "punch "(3), "worse "(3), "scary "(3), "bright "(5), "weapon "(3), "resident"(3), "Tuesday "(3), "everyone "(4) |
| 60 | Milla | " wtf"(9), " EBR"(8), "an "(4), "as "(3), "emms"(3), "chat "(8), " t3"(4), " Ben"(4), " stfu"(5), "some1"(4), " omfg"(4), " damn"(4), " kenny"(5), "100k"(3), " Moving"(4), " E.Bill"(5), "usernames"(6), "cockroach"(4), " TheRealestTee"(3), " Live_Laugh_Hate"(6) |
| 48 | t3 | "Shah"(4), "shine"(4), "negro"(4), "votes"(4), "ramen"(3), "norse"(3), "Circle"(4), "lyrics"(4), "Atleast"(7), "whisky"(3), "reward"(3), "Swedes"(3), "basset"(3), "crapper"(4), "shoulda"(4), "drowning"(3), "wirechat"(3), "identify"(3), "nineties"(3), "conscious"(3) |
| 41 | play | "reak"(5), "tyvm"(5), "THYE"(3), "tied"(3), "ffreak"(9), "Banjo"(6), "yerrr"(5), "fooks"(3), "refers"(3), "unable"(3), "spotted"(4), "lawyers"(4), "legally"(3), "outlive"(3), "baptised"(6), "pronouns"(3), "mentality"(4), "YERRRRRRRRR"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fAGdj6X"(5), "https://freeimage.host/i/img-20251207-221153624.fAVZyR2"(12) |
| 34 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | "REED"(5), "ZOOM"(4), "BORT"(4), "havin"(4), "TEELIN"(4), "USLESS"(4), "FREAK="(3), "SHITON"(3), "MILLAA"(3), "SUFFOVATE"(7), "FREAKTHE"(4), "miglustat"(3), "DIFFERANT"(3), "GIRLS=SEX"(3), "T3..DIE"(4), "cefuroxime"(3), "paricalcitol"(3), "LIVE-LAUGH..DIE"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fuVFxUl"(4), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3) |
| 29 | SELINAGUCCII | "pple"(20), "shld"(34), "yuck"(7), "anthr"(7), "pssy"(3), "tube"(3), "fronts"(8), "tatoo"(3), "boost"(3), "olives"(3), "mistle"(3), "clocked"(5), "bonjour"(4), "marrige"(4), "stepped"(4), "house "(3), "decking"(3), "increase"(4), "searching"(3), "personality "(3) |
| 26 | kipper | "bogs"(4), "eins"(3), "drei"(3), "fking"(5), "zwiei"(3), "Krang"(3), "docks"(3), "burner"(4), "just "(3), "stream"(3), "gobble"(3), "traitor"(4), "protein"(4), "breakie"(4), "upstairs"(3), "shmookey"(3), "apologist"(3), "fictional"(3), "somethings"(3), "legitimately"(3) |
| 25 | watty1 | "isint"(15), "basterd"(17), "wino"(5), "Pmsfl"(3), "Viduka"(5), "bollox"(4), "didint"(3), "fuckign"(6), "gayness"(4), "lmfao "(3), "gormless"(5), "limehole"(4), "spastics"(4), "Lmfaooooo"(4), "imbeciles"(3), "hahahahhaa"(3), "hahahhahaa"(3), "hahahahahaha"(5), "hahahahhahaa"(3), "hahahahhahahaa"(5) |
These pairs speak with their own words
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 22 | Milla and kid-a | " Old"(14), " ok"(9), " omg"(12), " as"(4), " do"(3), " ah"(3), " an"(3), "dull"(3), " lmao"(9), " Rob"(6), " Rebel"(11), " Did"(3), " Gosh"(4), " Tell"(4), " play"(3), " never"(3), " there"(3), " Selina"(3), "generally"(4), " Nothing"(3) |
| 21 | freak_the_legend and t3 | "gods"(7), "Spook"(9), "trick"(7), "betrayed"(15), "reads"(6), "voodoo"(8), "peedo"(4), "strap"(3), "humble"(5), "johnny"(4), "STRUCK"(3), "aerosmith"(9), "Rejected"(6), "fixated"(3), "listened"(5), "stairway"(4), "dressing"(3), "Betraying"(5), "endlessly"(3), "embarrassed"(3) |
| 19 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool and ROBSAYZzosiarip | "KUNT"(24), "XAXAXA"(16), "TEEL"(6), "EMMAS"(8), "EVRY"(5), "SWEETY"(10), "IONLY"(3), "XAXAXAXA"(12), "NAGGED"(3), "XAXAXAXAXA"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(17), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(22), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), ... |
| 18 | t3 and DiavoloScuro | "alas"(4), "liquor"(8), "robes"(4), "shaft"(4), "blacks"(7), "Cholo"(4), "frosty"(7), "porker"(5), "smooth"(5), "Trevon"(3), "refuses"(5), "convert"(3), "watered"(3), "groomers"(4), "RETIREMENT"(7), "animosity"(4), "gravitate"(3), "references"(3) |
| 18 | Milla and Kenny | "are "(9), "euro"(3), "jake"(3), "know "(8), "sad "(3), "again "(8), "bitch "(8), "will "(5), "said "(4), "easy "(4), "says "(3), "48DD"(3), "funny "(3), "italians"(4), "accent "(4), "called "(3), "looking "(3), "english "(3) |
| 15 | Rebel and giantryan | "herb"(5), "pixel"(8), "Reet"(3), "Scar"(3), "emails"(8), "woken"(4), "trial"(3), "Soooo"(3), "ghosts"(5), "booted"(3), "carved"(3), "chopped"(4), "console"(3), "freezing"(4), "carnival"(3) |
| 15 | icon and freak_the_legend | "Grange"(20), "hodges"(27), "hmrc"(5), "FAME"(4), "bong"(4), "tour"(3), "burned"(7), "profit"(7), "wight"(3), "Buster"(4), "zimmer"(4), "assault"(7), "Everest"(3), "nicknamed"(3), "binoculars"(3) |
| 15 | t3 and SELINAGUCCII | "surf"(4), "rely"(4), "Flow"(4), "dealt"(4), "camel"(4), "units"(3), "cookies"(7), "forces"(3), "ESCAPED"(4), "donkeys"(3), "regrets"(3), "predict"(3), "unstable"(5), "toppings"(4), "alcoholics"(4) |
| 14 | SELINAGUCCII and Kenny | "good "(16), "vera"(6), "basic"(8), "kid "(7), "feeds"(4), "gym "(3), "freeze"(3), "sexy "(3), "Satans"(3), "praying"(3), "prick "(3), "person "(5), "female "(3), "ingredients"(4) |
| 14 | icon and TheRealestTee | "xxxxxxxxx"(44), "toes"(5), "chew"(4), "Luton"(6), "Culo"(3), "Sally"(5), "xxxxxxxxxx"(57), "cloud"(4), "DEVILS"(6), "Searle"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxx"(46), "Terence"(3), "Crawford"(3), "northerners"(3) |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | kipper |  413 |
"which is true, but... :D" |
| 2 | watty1 | 218 |
"It might need em both to get lefty’s cock started 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 3 | icon | 193 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 4 | Milla | 174 |
" lol Play ,. you right about that :D" |
| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 88 |
"<<<< chick magnet :)" |
| 6 | SheeEp | 78 |
"lol michelle, what does the rko stand for :D" |
| 7 | Rebel | 60 |
"Steagzz 😐" |
| 8 | StormVuLT | 57 |
"glad to hear that Jenni :)" |
| 9 | Hayley | 45 |
"😂😂😂😂😂 t3 " |
| 10 | smokey69 | 40 |
"* has the red bow on for rebel to unwrap * 😉" |
| 11 | TheRealestTee | 26 |
"😂😂" |
| 12 | Julie | 25 |
"Like lambs to the slaughter 🤣" |
| 13 | t2 | 24 |
"😂😂😂😂😂" |
| 14 | Fukitol | 24 |
"when i'm raking in the money from my music career i'll be sure to boast to you Phead 🙂" |
| 15 | WhoAreChelsea | 20 |
"We do Liverpool next 😊👊" |
| 16 | Danielle | 16 |
"🙄" |
| 17 | BignBashy | 13 |
"Might have just said a few little things, like Zos where do you see yourself in 5 years? 😄" |
| 18 | PascaI-Montana | 11 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 19 | Emmaa | 10 |
"hello :D" |
| 20 | DiavoloScuro | 9 |
"Hi Vampy :)" |
| 21 | VibesAlive | 8 |
"Emmaa ok ;)" |
| 22 | Evangelist | 8 |
"i dont post the kids i fiddle with i respect their privacy 🤣" |
| 23 | B-PJCitipmt | 8 |
"Rebel even i frozen pool ? :D" |
| 24 | playtime22 | 7 |
"Weirdos your talking about making yourself taller 🤣" |
| 25 | giantryan | 7 |
"Pizzas ready, yum yum 😁" |
| 26 | Copacabana | 7 |
"watty1 ''i look 20 ish but im on my 40s'' 😂" |
| 27 | IceTea | 6 |
":)" |
| 28 | FlashYaLighter | 6 |
"and he's in pm's flirting with cg 😂" |
| 29 | EBR | 6 |
"But don't tell her I said so. :)" |
| 30 | Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy | 5 |
":)" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | freak_the_legend | 570 |
"lmao" |
| 2 | icon | 336 |
".com" |
| 3 | watty1 | 226 |
"lol" |
| 4 | hearty | 216 |
"too" |
| 5 | kipper | 182 |
":D" |
| 6 | t3 | 157 |
"No" |
| 7 | smokey69 | 151 |
"I am" |
| 8 | Milla | 139 |
"lol" |
| 9 | Emmaa | 137 |
"jk" |
| 10 | Rebel | 130 |
"And*" |
| 11 | SELINAGUCCII | 114 |
"awww" |
| 12 | Julie | 113 |
"No" |
| 13 | DiavoloScuro | 86 |
"lmao" |
| 14 | StormVuLT | 82 |
". :D" |
| 15 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | 76 |
"OMG" |
| 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 76 |
"well" |
| 17 | TopDogNoLimit | 75 |
"lmao" |
| 18 | EBR | 75 |
"lol" |
| 19 | giantryan | 73 |
"Yup" |
| 20 | ROBSAYZzosiarip | 63 |
"NICE" |
| 21 | janey | 59 |
"GOOD" |
| 22 | MikeTard2025 | 46 |
" " |
| 23 | TheRealestTee | 45 |
"No" |
| 24 | Evangelist | 42 |
"puff" |
| 25 | SheeEp | 40 |
"lol" |
| 26 | kid-a | 40 |
"Dani" |
| 27 | ROBBBSAYZ | 39 |
"BRB" |
| 28 | Hayley | 39 |
"lol" |
| 29 | play | 38 |
"HUN" |
| 30 | Keyboard-Warrior | 37 |
"lol" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | hey | 71 |
<AbuseTour2025> Hey, Idleim |
| 2 | freak | 23 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Freak, did you hear about Play's latest confusion? |
| 3 | t3 | 21 |
<AbuseTour2025> T3, Hayley may be nice, but there's no way she'd be nice to somebody she believed to be a peado. |
| 4 | play | 20 |
<bowling-shoe-ugly> play, do you know your buddy Pascal registered playMAGA? |
| 5 | Julie | 16 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Julie, when Lefty offers to lick your arsehole, you should take him up on the offer. You may never have to buy toilet paper again. |
| 6 | Rebel | 15 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Rebel, do you think Play was always this stupid, or only after his mother "accidentally" dropped him on his skull in early childhood? |
| 7 | icon | 14 |
<SELINAGUCCII> icon , travelling is good |
| 8 | Kenny | 12 |
<Versace> Kenny, post a pic of your bird |
| 9 | Milla | 7 |
<TheRealestTee> Milla, do you even know wtf youre talking about? |
| 10 | hearty | 6 |
<Sonic> hearty, jihad or nah? |
| 11 | Hayley | 6 |
<Hose_for_the_Holidays> Hayley, I'm stunned to learn that Phead dissed his inflatable vinyl sex doll in favor of you. |
| 12 | Danielle | 6 |
<TopDogNoLimit> Danielle, you could be a model. |
| 13 | Guantanamo | 5 |
<Baristo> Guantanamo: people like you work in my factory as sewasonal labour |
| 14 | kipper | 4 |
<Emmaa> kipper, don't let phead see that |
| 15 | Emmaa | 4 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Emmaa, are you romantically interested in Mr. Trump? |
| 16 | Cg | 4 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> CG, will that be FACE DOWN in Rebel's lap? |
| 17 | Lefty | 3 |
<AbuseTour2025> Lefty, Satan knows you're indefensible. |
| 18 | cunt | 3 |
<EBR> Cunt, imagine walking into your mother's bedroom and seeing that I' ve got her in a chokehold. |
| 19 | baddish33 | 3 |
<Sonic> baddish33, show hole |
| 20 | B-PJCitipmt | 3 |
<T5> B-PJCitipmt: who are you talking to moron |
| 21 | Sherry | 2 |
<Milla> Sherry, i wasn't saying because of you ., |
| 22 | Screamo | 2 |
<TopDogNoLimit> Screamo, as you know, has a bit of a drinking problem. Well, he got in trouble with the law for drunken disorderly conduct and was banned from attending any drinking establishments by the courts, apparently. |
| 23 | pascal | 2 |
<play> pascal, Jesus soon here |
| 24 | Marty | 2 |
<Ilikeawalk> marty, who's your fav black millwall player? |
| 25 | Live_Laugh_Hate | 2 |
<T5> Live_Laugh_Hate: you laughing at this serious thing |
| 26 | JenniCricket | 2 |
<Baristo> JenniCricket: you need to sleep |
| 27 | Evangelist | 2 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Evangelist, would you be interested in delivering the guest sermon this Sunday at the Church of the Holy Hosebag/ |
| 28 | Ben | 2 |
<Milla> Ben, you kept calling me out you fat cunt |
| 29 | zap | 1 |
<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Zap, I'm sure you fondly recall those summer evenings in Majorca where we lay on the sand beach together in a 69 position, feeding each other the elixir of love, |
| 30 | Wilma | 1 |
<Fukitol> Wilma, wheres Barney? |
Top 5 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 1 |
<C3> rebel!! |
| 2 | Norris | 1 |
<Rebel> Norris! |
| 3 | Deck | 1 |
<Saturday> deck!!!! |
| 4 | cunt | 1 |
<cunt> Cunt! |
| 5 | Cg | 1 |
<CountDrunkula> Cg! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | ishootthecliplikealimit | 12 |
* ishootthecliplikealimit yawns at Happyjulie50 |
| 2 | icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou | 5 |
* icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou does the Rollin' dance for hearty |
| 3 | play | 4 |
* play HAS NEVER BEEN TURNED DOWN |
| 4 | lukeskywalkingonthesehaters | 4 |
* lukeskywalkingonthesehaters yawns |
| 5 | zap | 3 |
* zap shits on chatter below |
| 6 | pullupandpopatabitch | 3 |
* pullupandpopatabitch throws haymakers at hearty |
| 7 | one-trick-pony | 2 |
* one-trick-pony loves a woman that works hard |
| 8 | JasonKing | 2 |
* JasonKing sips a small glass of sherry |
| 9 | dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru | 2 |
* dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru spits on Cunt |
| 10 | Showtime | 1 |
* Showtime waits to see if lefty leaves |
| 11 | nig_gers | 1 |
* nig_gers googles |
| 12 | Live_Laugh_Hate | 1 |
* Live_Laugh_Hate gets ignore ready |
| 13 | hi-tec | 1 |
* hi-tec shudders |
| 14 | getitrightgetitrightmayne | 1 |
* getitrightgetitrightmayne contemplates expressing something with the right command |
| 15 | DOND | 1 |
* DOND passes phead a tissue |
| 16 | Cruyff | 1 |
* Cruyff nutmegs freak_the_legend and leaves the bamboozled oompa on his arse |
| 17 | Certi | 1 |
* Certi plays hoopla with watty1's head |
| 18 | bowling-shoe-ugly | 1 |
* bowling-shoe-ugly twirls freak_the_legend |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 37 |
"4% body fat icon V their 99.4% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 2 | TheRealestTee | 6 |
"100% Bill" |
| 3 | baddish33 | 6 |
"Rebel is 200% a liar when she denied this" |
| 4 | PascaI-Montana | 3 |
"cuya sadly, you continued to watch propaganda, fake news you're oblivious to reality and facts , 95% of the United States media are the Democratic Party you're clueless on reality, on what's going on you're fed misinformation and fictitious downright lies," |
| 5 | SELINAGUCCII | 2 |
"icon is 90% man and 10% kisschat addict " |
| 6 | ROBBBSAYZ | 2 |
"The PCR Coronavirus Test can have 90% False Positives" |
| 7 | lukeskywalkingonthesehaters | 2 |
"this chat sucks now that 90% of the funny people are gone bunch of fucking lames" |
| 8 | icantfeelmyfacewhenimwithyou | 2 |
"Again you sound like the 92% of humanity who is ugly as fuck who sits judging people who were chosen because of how they look mostly loool it's so retarded" |
| 9 | gockcobbler | 2 |
"4.9% APR Representative* & £1,500 Deposit Contribution*" |
| 10 | EBR | 2 |
"AKA shayne AKA gry,shayne,nero,Berat,kelalaka,Gokturk,Guest15112,stats,Guest31922,Dimitris ,acacia,reverse,l,auspex,acaciaa,mittens" |
| 11 | TeddyBruckshot | 1 |
"Well if it means Muslims. They are 1% of the USA population, it's very low." |
| 12 | t3 | 1 |
"They start at 1%... and it wouldn't be a problem but their whole goal is to infiltrate and take over" |
| 13 | StormVuLT | 1 |
"LQQK87 is in my pm again. I'm 100% sure he's gay" |
| 14 | SirDave | 1 |
"answer the @#$%^&*( question lady,lol" |
| 15 | Sherry | 1 |
"i need your cv and stats" |
| 16 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | 1 |
"CRIME WAVE WENT DOWN 89%" |
| 17 | Milla | 1 |
" kipper 100%" |
| 18 | michelle_rko | 1 |
"most rates are between 3% to 11% so well done thanks" |
| 19 | LQQK87 | 1 |
"I KNEW IT ..100% MILLA WOULDN'T POST THE MIRROR VID ...MY POINT PROVEN WOULDN'T YOU AGREE" |
| 20 | kiss-me-kate | 1 |
"yank Thanksgiving meal cost was down 25% this year" |
| 21 | kipper | 1 |
"9% :D" |
| 22 | Kenny | 1 |
"1% too bright " |
| 23 | Jango | 1 |
"t3: by complete I mean 100 %" |
| 24 | Ilikeawalk | 1 |
"Rupert got 10% in a poll, without a party" |
| 25 | IceTea | 1 |
"AGREED FREAK 100 %%%%%%%55555555" |
| 26 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 1 |
"4% body fat QUACK QUACK big time CEO HONK HONK mbwm5 OOGAH OOGAH" |
| 27 | Hayley | 1 |
"She was mean to about 98 % of chatters" |
| 28 | DiavoloScuro | 1 |
"In Canada, the rate was 5%, which to me was unheard of, having come from USA." |
| 29 | cunt | 1 |
"Hayley, Yorkshire went up 45%...fuck e" |
| 30 | coops | 1 |
"Kipper 100%" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 114 |
"Sheeep eats kebabs & burgers" |
| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 33 |
"i dont mix chkn and fish together though" |
| 3 | kipper | 31 |
"used to come home from lunch at college and he'd be on" |
| 4 | Evangelist | 27 |
"julie freak puts up with you i mean sombody has to a shoplifting egg cant have many friends but id lay good odds he wont go up against me mick or lorri over u ya fat mess" |
| 5 | SheeEp | 24 |
"one stack of sausage rolls after another in his beaten up mouldy BMW" |
| 6 | t3 | 22 |
"He's Indian Fukitol. Ask for a curry" |
| 7 | freak_the_legend | 22 |
"hayley bob marley also knew how to cook fishfingers" |
| 8 | TheRealestTee | 15 |
"Used to wrap guys in chicken wire and put em in the sea, he named it "Fishing"" |
| 9 | Kenny | 14 |
"and a boxed dinner sel https://christmas-brochure.aldi.co.uk/christmas-2025/page/14-15" |
| 10 | watty1 | 13 |
"but hey if t3 likes sausage" |
| 11 | Sherry | 11 |
"wtf would you put banana peel down the loo" |
| 12 | hearty | 10 |
"your ferlitizing womens eggs to have babies" |
| 13 | Oranges | 9 |
"sort the egg out tee" |
| 14 | giantryan | 9 |
"I was at chicken shop next to this big block of flats and it kicked off outside" |
| 15 | EBR | 9 |
"Cajun style fries sound fucknig good." |
| 16 | PascaI-Montana | 8 |
"my relation in Edinburgh has a fish and chip shop he often makes them for the locals" |
| 17 | Julie | 8 |
"Lefty I am NOT AN EGG" |
| 18 | JenniCricket | 8 |
"I had leftover mash and beef tips" |
| 19 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 8 |
"Bill, I hope you are not thinking of poking Milla with your porker." |
| 20 | Evil-Bill | 8 |
"I know some people feel that pineapple on pizza is an abomination. I feel the same about beef on pizza." |
| 21 | Rebel | 6 |
"My cat is getting his usual a chicken fillet and cheese sauce for Xmas dinner" |
| 22 | play | 6 |
"Milla wants a sausage pic" |
| 23 | Northy | 6 |
"my son in law likes orange chips" |
| 24 | kid-a | 6 |
"Mick. The other trouble was. U can't get Korean chicken bowl with coconut rice until 12" |
| 25 | Danielle | 6 |
"We r not going for traditional Xmas dinner party. It’s an Asian restaurant" |
| 26 | smokey69 | 5 |
"Brb * has cat food in oven with chips *" |
| 27 | positions-west-coast | 5 |
"You ever had a rice Krispy treat made with fruit pebbles @ EBR?" |
| 28 | zap | 4 |
"Alcoholic gravy" |
| 29 | T5T7643436GTR13 | 4 |
"FREAK WANTED A UFC FIGHT WITH PHIL MITCHELL BUT FREAK CHICKENED OUT WHEN HE saw phil mitchel beat ian in eastenders" |
| 30 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | 4 |
"3 FREID EGGS" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | 81 |
""Love the smell of chat punani in the mornin"" |
| 2 | DiavoloScuro | 46 |
""LA MIGRA..LA MIGRA!"" |
| 3 | TopDogNoLimit | 40 |
""Don't get between a dog and his MEAT"" |
| 4 | TheRealestTee | 37 |
"She was in here not long ago saying "Freak your next job is" like he works for her l0l " |
| 5 | EBR | 26 |
"The most popular song at The Cheeky monkey is "It's raining men"." |
| 6 | Keyboard-Warrior | 24 |
"And then when it's time for us to hang up, you can wave to me and say "bye bitch"." |
| 7 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 22 |
"He is named "Smokey" because someone stuck a firecracker up his bum crack and lit it." |
| 8 | StormVuLT | 19 |
"Radical feminists be like "Men are trash" at 21:50 ...and then "Men and Women are equal" at 21:51." |
| 9 | kiss-me-kate | 15 |
""Oh, you pudding, that's not what I meant at all!"" |
| 10 | AbuseTour2025 | 15 |
"This is crazy. There are real paedos out there actually luring kids online or worse, actually touching them....and you guys see fit to apply the word "nonce" to any chatter you dislike." |
| 11 | Evil-Bill | 14 |
"This "Baddish33" person is mean and nasty. I like them." |
| 12 | ToXiCTyPeR | 13 |
"There was a girl in there named "Pepsi", T3, and she hated being told she was black." |
| 13 | baddish33 | 13 |
"And I'm not saying this because I'm "jealous" you aren't even hot." |
| 14 | Scorpio-is-readyyyyyyy | 10 |
"So much for his "Happy marriage"." |
| 15 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 9 |
"it's like that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode from long ago, where Geordi LaForge once said, "Welcome to Golondon Core, where no good deed, goes unpunished" " |
| 16 | cunt | 8 |
""Rather be a paki than a scouse" in D major Millwall Orchestra" |
| 17 | Hose_for_the_Holidays | 7 |
"Kid, there's an old saying: "Curry in a hurry means biffy in a jiffy."" |
| 18 | getitrightgetitrightmayne | 6 |
""kiss your nose and stick my dick in"" |
| 19 | play | 4 |
"freak you will be remebered as "twofaced forever"" |
| 20 | LQQK87 | 4 |
"GET BACK ON PAKI LOVERS "R" US.COM BILLY BOY" |
| 21 | DaveHandbrake | 4 |
"How sweet, let me guess, you are now another "friend"" |
| 22 | Westons | 3 |
"he will ask "which one?"" |
| 23 | ROBSAYZzosiawascool | 3 |
""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu" |
| 24 | RebelLies | 3 |
"In the midnight hour, babe, "More, more, more"" |
| 25 | Milla | 3 |
""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu" |
| 26 | MikeTard2025 | 3 |
"MR YOSIE LOCOTE "BALAZOS" VIDEO OFICIAL "JKNUCKLES" https://www.y... ...outube.com/watch?v=fkD2SxzwEpk 🎶 📺 🎶" |
| 27 | gusta | 3 |
""145 lbs" LOL" |
| 28 | xcor | 2 |
"are there "cricket hats" in the UK?" |
| 29 | ToonIsAsexSymbol | 2 |
"I hope Mick put a stop to it the "right" way." |
| 30 | SirDave | 2 |
"anyone else SICK of these guys using 'curious bc they dont have the BALLS to say "I wanna be A FA.GG.OTT"!?" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Random Quote | |
| 1 | happyjulie50 | 38 |
"Hello anyone here care for a chat " |
| 2 | Emmaa | 20 |
"martin hasn't said hello to me yet" |
| 3 | SweetJewels50 | 17 |
"Hello" |
| 4 | hearty | 17 |
"Morning" |
| 5 | Cg | 15 |
"hello icon and Cuya mornin" |
| 6 | Rebel | 14 |
"Hello smokey" |
| 7 | Milla | 13 |
"in fact i remember i went to sleep, came on the next evening and you were still here" |
| 8 | binman | 11 |
"evening selina" |
| 9 | kid-a | 10 |
" I've been married nearly 20 years but hey ho" |
| 10 | SELINAGUCCII | 9 |
"if u notice , it nvr says hello to me" |
| 11 | PascaI-Montana | 9 |
"good afternoon, play," |
| 12 | Northy | 9 |
"morning" |
| 13 | freak_the_legend | 9 |
"and kid just so u know i woke this morning i had 4 missed calls on my phone from rebel? what the fuck does she want from me?" |
| 14 | TheRealestTee | 8 |
"Julie calling you "Hello is this the chip shop? I'd like to make an order please"" |
| 15 | smokey69 | 8 |
"Up too much this evening hearty" |
| 16 | SheeEp | 8 |
"yea the colour is 3000k for warm white, makes it nice for evenings but the 4000k light is sharper and better for brightness" |
| 17 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 |
"hello again folks and oafs" |
| 18 | kipper | 8 |
"something about fish in the morning" |
| 19 | EBR | 8 |
"Good morning." |
| 20 | UFOJon | 7 |
"hello" |
| 21 | StormVuLT | 7 |
"See Fukitol, that's why he's not worth a hello" |
| 22 | Evangelist | 7 |
"thats before i learnt lorris son spent his evenings pushing dead naked bitches around in wheelie bins at night" |
| 23 | DiavoloScuro | 7 |
"Hello" |
| 24 | Julie | 6 |
"I have had my porridge this morning" |
| 25 | watty1 | 5 |
"Looks like my toilet this morning loool" |
| 26 | TopDogNoLimit | 5 |
"Good morning, you aborning paedophile @ Play" |
| 27 | ToonIsAsexSymbol | 5 |
"Toon was in thsi morning." |
| 28 | t3 | 5 |
"Nothing like rejection at 4 in the morning" |
| 29 | raining | 5 |
"i might go down to shops in the morning and get like a sheperds pie or something" |
| 30 | Keyboard-Warrior | 5 |
"Hello, Vampy!" |
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