#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 9 Jan 2026 to Thursday 15 Jan 2026
520 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily statistics

7491



10167



7279



4628



3140



2017

5297



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Jan
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Jan



Hourly activity

5.2% 4.5% 5.1% 5.5% 3.3% 1.0% 1.4% 1.6% 1.2% 1.8% 2.6% 2.9% 4.0% 3.1% 3.7% 4.2% 3.9% 4.5% 5.5% 6.4% 5.9% 6.7% 8.4% 7.7%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
765817
(Est.
520800)
86789

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
1 - 3
2026
Line total: 8845281
Estimated number of lines for current section: 520800 lines

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

call_555-RATT liked showing off, giving 10 self-descriptions.
Example:
 12 Jan 18:50 * call_555-RATT dances
is Freak_The_Legend stupid or just asking too many questions? 21% of lines contained a question!

JasonKing didn't know that much either. 21% of lines were questions.

icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 30 times...

giantryan also chatted to themselve 13 times.

dingo had a sticky shift button - wrote 1197 lines in CAPS.
Example:
 9 Jan 22:57 <dingo> I GET PAID TOKENS
Channel activity peak: 24 people were active on 14 Jan 2026 22:00 - 23:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 LQQK87, RebelRock, kid-a, Cuyahosebag, Fukitol, SirDave, Sir_Daves_Mum, bitchbewithyou, JasonKing, Chaz, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, LivStreet, carl, Mike_Lennord_2026, Steagzzz, Noumea, Northy, Jonniew, MikeTard2025, lmly_hb, Play_Soon_Not_Here, dingo, T5T65463H2R, play
michelle_rko was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 58 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line)

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T65463H2R9 Nicks T5T65463H2R(44%), T5T55454H2R(17%), T5T28373H2R(11%), T5T746764H2R71(8.5%), T5T273636H2R(5.3%), T5T746764H2R(5.3%), T5T7346746H2R(3.5%), T5T54675H2R(3.5%), T5T5746H2R(0.3%)
JasonKing4 Nicks JasonKing(88%), JasonKing85(9.2%), JasonKing61(2.2%), JasonKing92(0.4%)
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(96%), kid_a(2.2%), kid-a38(1.7%), kid-a59(0.1%)
dingo4 Nicks dingo(93%), dingo33(3.8%), dingo98(3.0%), dingo10(0.1%)
SirDave3 Nicks SirDave(60%), SirDave93(31%), SirDave17(8.6%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1giantryan - 1132
kid-a - 405
icon - 1196
Kenny - 1326
2Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 587
blahbal - 386
Kenny - 1055
RebelRock - 1156
3Hayley - 561
dingo - 362
morning123 - 897
play - 986
4watty1 - 416
prostate - 311
Sherry - 597
giantryan - 908
5dingo - 401
Sherry - 281
stevo - 449
kid-a - 726
6Fukitol - 374
Julie - 277
kid-a - 421
Rebel - 722
7Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo - 361
VeniVidiVici - 227
Rebel - 397
dingo - 618
8t3 - 345
giantryan - 216
giantryan - 328
call_555-RATT - 546
9justwokeup - 287
Kenny - 206
darkness - 291
bitchbewithyou - 539
10kid-a - 280
FIRST - 175
Evil-Bill - 235
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 446

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

4/2025 - 1/2026

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
4 (1.4%)
 10000..11999
33 (11%)
 8000..9999
93 (32%)
 6000..7999
92 (32%)
 4000..5999
56 (19%)
 2000..3999
9 (3.1%)
 1..1999
3 (1.0%)

2026

1 / 2026
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15
 
 
Lines: 86789

2025

4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 259726



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 ButtercupSpooky 1 Juliedingo
2 HayleyPhead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo 2 VeniVidiVicikid-a
3 Hayleygiantryan 3 blahbalkid-a
4 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 4 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherkid-a
5 JasonKingwatty1 5 JulieSherry
6 LEX123Milla 6 JulieFIRST
7 Rebelplay 7 Angel-Gabrielmichelle_rko
8 Phead_in_Crisis_Xodingo 8 Sherrydingo
9 Hayleyt3 9 VeniVidiViciblahbal
10 HayleyT5T65463H2R 10 dingoicon
11 FukitolMilla 11 TheReturnOfCorticornkid-a
12 Fukitolt3 12 NorthySherry
13 kid-aplay 13 FIRSTSherry
14 giantryant3 14 Rectal_Tongue_PuncherVeniVidiVici
15 Millakenosha_kickers 15 JulieNorthy
16 HayleySpooky 16 RebSherry
17 MillaRebel 17 Northydingo
18 FukitolHayley 18 Julieicon
19 Millat3 19 RebellingSherry
20 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xokid-a 20 MikeTard2025kelly_gtr


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 KennySherry 1 Rebelplay
2 Sherryicon 2 playRebelRock
3 darknessmorning123 3 playkid-a
4 KennyRebel 4 KennyRebel
5 Kennyicon 5 Kennywatty1
6 Sherrykid-a 6 Rebelkid-a
7 Kennydarkness 7 RebelScreamo
8 Kennymorning123 8 Kennyplay
9 Julieicon 9 KennyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
10 Rebelmorning123 10 Rebelgiantryan
11 Rebeldarkness 11 RebelRockbitchbewithyou
12 Kennystevo 12 RebelRockicon
13 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherstevo 13 Kennygiantryan
14 Sherrymorning123 14 iconlivelaughleave
15 SherryRebel 15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay
16 iconjaney 16 RebelRockgiantryan
17 KennyNorthy 17 FukitolRebel
18 giantryanicon 18 JasonKingplay
19 icondingo 19 FukitolRebelRock
20 morning123stevo 20 JasonKingKenny



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 dingo  7
  100%
2 Jonnie  7
  100%
3 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
4 T5T65463H2R  7
  100%
5 icon  7
  100%
6 Cg  7
  100%
7 Northy  7
  100%
8 Kenny  7
  100%
9 kid-a  7
  100%
10 giantryan  7
  100%
11 carl  6
  86%
12 MikeTard2025  6
  86%
13 LQQK87  6
  86%
14 Fukitol  6
  86%
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6
  86%
16 JasonKing  6
  86%
17 Hayley  5
  71%
18 Sherry  5
  71%
19 Spooky  5
  71%
20 Julie  5
  71%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Northy  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
2 Cg  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
3 Kenny  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
4 giantryan  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
5 kid-a  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
6 Jonnie  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
7 dingo  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
8 Happyjulie50  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
9 icon  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
10 T5T65463H2R  7 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
11 Fukitol  6 10 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
12 MikeTard2025  6 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active *
13 RebelRock  5 11 Jan - 15 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active
14 Sherry  5 9 Jan - 13 Jan 2026
  Last active 2 days ago (13 Jan 2026)
15 play  4 11 Jan - 14 Jan 2026
  Currently 4 days active *
16 Screamo  4 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Last active 3 days ago (12 Jan 2026)
17 Angel-Gabriel  4 10 Jan - 13 Jan 2026
  Last active 2 days ago (13 Jan 2026)
18 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  4 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Currently 2 days active
19 LQQK87  4 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Currently 2 days active
20 carl  4 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026
  Currently 2 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 5 michelle_rko(57.9), livelaughleave(56.5), Touched_By_Tism(52.2), Mik...
42..44 4 Reb(44.8), PascaI-Montana(44.3), t3(43.0), kenosha_kickers(42.4)
39..41 4 RebelRock(41.0), Rebel(40.6), call_555-RATT(40.4), TheReturnOfCorti...
36..38 7 Stardust(38.9), Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(38.8), Phead_in_Crisis_X...
33..35 6 it-looks-like-rain(35.6), Evil-Bill(35.5), ColdTrain(35.3), Rectal_Tongue_...
30..32 9 play(32.6), Milla(32.3), PissAaron(32.3), T5T65463H2R(31.9), kid-a(31....
27..29 11 darkness(29.1), Freak_The_Legend(28.9), Cg(28.9), prostate(28.7), J...
24..26 6 Buttercup(26.5), blahbal(25.8), Chaz(25.3), Spooky(25.0), Hayley(24.3...
21..23 11 VeniVidiVici(23.8), Fukitol(23.3), Jonnie(23.1), giantryan(22.9), PartyLi...
..20 6 raininginspaining(20.0), smokey69(19.1), LEX123(18.5), janey(18.4), J...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most used words

Count Word Last used by At
2187 "that" kid-a 15 Jan 23:44
1425 "have" JasonKing 15 Jan 23:55
1373 "with" kid-a 15 Jan 23:50
1354 "like" giantryan 15 Jan 23:56
1267 "your" T5T65463H2R 15 Jan 23:51
1127 "They" T5T65463H2R 15 Jan 23:34
969 "what" caled-hammers-assistant 15 Jan 23:51
949 "just" kid-a 15 Jan 23:46
863 "here" kid-a 15 Jan 23:42
734 "this" Jonnie 15 Jan 23:53


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
807 "Rebel" T5T65463H2R 15 Jan 23:31
557 "icon" JasonKing 15 Jan 23:55
530 "Kenny" PartyLine 15 Jan 17:31
505 "play" Fukitol 15 Jan 21:41
243 "Sherry" ToXlCTyPeR 15 Jan 15:08


The most words that no-one else uses
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
102 Kenny "years "(14), "bf "(5), "warn"(3), "again "(10), "Drake"(3), "crap "(5), "mental "(7),
"house "(4), "really "(7), "family "(7), "sadly "(3), "bright "(5), "killed "(5),
"months "(4), "fucker "(3), "others "(3), "before "(3), "changed "(3), "9:30pm"(5),
"shithead "(4)
91 icon "epic"(7), "pong"(4), "Dior"(3), "Spark"(4), "minge"(3), "flock"(3), "Brunch"(4), "brutal"(4),
"300K"(6), "Krankie"(5), "thunder"(4), "fuelled"(3), "cassidy"(3), "Ashby-Jones"(14),
"Grittleton"(3), "agoraphobic"(4), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(5),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(4), "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"(4),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fvxfewJ"(3)
59 kid-a " The"(19), " yeah"(31), " We"(10), " ok"(4), " why"(5), "pming"(5), " one"(4),
" Too"(3), " good"(6), " tabby"(9), "waaaah"(3), "Harris"(3), " there"(6), " Have"(3),
" Freak"(5), "burglar"(4), " Dunno"(3), "reviews"(3), " people"(4), "meetings"(3)
56 giantryan "Elloooo"(19), "woop"(4), "thigh"(4), "Oreyt"(3), "ringo"(3), "sikhs"(3), "glassy"(4),
"Nooooo"(4), "nerves"(3), "terminal"(9), "Whaaaa"(3), "Yeyyyyy"(3), "updates"(3),
"junction"(4), "Chocolat"(3), "Fukinell"(3), "Excersise"(3), "decorator"(3), "scrambled"(3),
"Playstation"(4)
35 RebelRock "docs"(6), "bites"(6), "shown"(3), "voted"(3), "mongo"(3), "pheado"(6), "crisp"(3),
"yiddly"(5), "tedious"(7), "mmmmmm"(3), "nieces"(3), "orouke"(3), "Lebanon"(4),
"yapping"(3), "KINGDOM"(3), "imbecile"(3), "obsessing"(6), "challenge"(3),
"mozzarella"(4), "destination"(3)
30 dingo "HAMER"(15), "mold"(8), "EWWWW"(7), "RONG"(3), "TEEL"(3), "ratio"(5), "BONGA"(3),
"DRLIN"(3), "SLAVA"(3), "XAXAXA"(4), "farmer"(3), "counts"(3), "MATHEWS"(4),
"DRUGGIE"(4), "FREINDS"(3), "JULIE "(3), "PAYSHENT"(5), "XAXAXAXAXA"(3),
"shit..not"(3), "ASS===AMERICA"(3)
26 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "flew"(3), "lolol"(5), "Churchill"(17), "apply"(3), "images"(5), "silver"(4), "failure"(6),
"Iranian"(6), "A.V.T"(3), "annexes"(3), "achieve"(3), "William"(3), "assembled"(6),
"incoming"(3), "Democratic"(5), "pipsqueaks"(3), "Hemisphere"(3), "mainstream"(3),
"porn-addict"(3), "heroin-riddled"(3)
26 Sherry "cilla"(10), "auss"(4), "jong"(3), "tray"(3), "sods"(3), "avin"(3), "Nylon"(6), "realy"(4),
"camel"(3), "perkins"(6), "yeself"(3), "fatcons"(6), "bastid"(3), "killers"(3), "bankrupt"(4),
"kennypoos"(3), "stepdaddy"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhh"(5), "arrrrrrrrrrr"(3),
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"(5)
25 call_555-RATT "grass"(4), "radio"(4), "pesto"(3), "fleece"(5), "fatter"(5), "catfish"(7), "freeze"(4),
"Hybrid"(3), "fasted"(3), "concept"(5), "f******"(4), "incomes"(4), "ripping"(4), "addidas"(3),
"hormones"(5), "Kirkland"(4), "avocados"(4), "diarrhea"(3), "described"(3), "Hallelujah"(6)
20 bitchbewithyou "Pyro"(50), "PTSD"(11), "reap"(4), "pyros"(5), "armed"(4), "Blink"(3), "goyim"(3), "beats"(3),
"gassing"(6), "MONTANA"(4), "batshit"(3), "brained"(3), "deserved"(4), "Braindead"(6),
"registering"(12), "Bahahahahahaha"(17), "associates"(3), "RebelRetard"(6),
"Bahahahahahahahaha"(8), "Bahahahahahahahahahahaha"(6)


These pairs have a language all to themselves
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
36 Rebel and RebelRock "neyhey"(41), "mild"(7), "exes"(5), "brats"(6), "wolf"(3), "Tele"(3), "bleugh"(4), "hideous"(6),
"woohoo"(3), "assume"(3), "packet"(3), "standard"(7), "property"(5), "swoofers"(4),
"messaged"(4), "slagging"(3), "spouting"(3), "anonymous"(3), "preferred"(3),
"particular"(4)
26 Kenny and Cg "kid "(24), "was "(11), "do "(5), "its "(6), "harder"(8), "his "(4), "spooks"(7),
"thing "(9), "fun "(3), "think "(9), "right "(8), "were "(3), "best "(3), "would "(5),
"happy "(4), "other "(4), "awesome "(6), "southern"(3), "trolls "(3), "called "(3)
25 Kenny and Hayley "true "(12), "cg "(4), "ideal"(4), "once "(7), "down "(6), "too "(3), "Rob "(3),
"end "(3), "nice "(6), "age "(3), "year "(5), "milla "(7), "Yeah "(4), "mine "(3),
"better "(9), "Kick "(3), "nasty "(3), "friends "(6), "boring "(3), "sometimes "(4)
20 kid-a and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "busk"(5), "aware"(5), "busker"(7), "Nobel"(3), "unwell"(6), "pitiful"(7), "Misery"(4),
"Freedom"(6), "radical"(6), "prattle"(5), "national"(8), "lefties"(4), "elections"(7),
"repeated"(4), "entirely"(3), "ignorance"(6), "democracy"(6), "increased"(4),
"awareness"(3), "intellectual"(3)
18 kid-a and RebelRock " yep"(8), "Cosmo"(7), "Lucille"(11), "cloning"(11), "posts"(4), "rotten"(7), "tragic"(3),
"laughed"(6), "majority"(8), "happier"(3), "answers"(3), "accounts"(3), "suicidal"(3),
"programme"(3), "Hollyoaks"(3), "reference"(3), "repetitive"(3), "connections"(4)
18 kid-a and Milla " he"(39), " oh"(18), " hey"(29), " no"(13), " yes"(12), " Well"(14), " lmao"(14),
" rebel"(13), " All"(6), " Not"(6), " how"(6), " me"(3), " are"(4), " like"(7),
" aww"(3), " right"(8), "remind"(4), "dislike"(3)
18 morning123 and Rebel "Steven"(13), "ship"(6), "grew"(5), "steps"(5), "easter"(7), "flats"(3), "subway"(5),
"lifted"(4), "retire"(3), "codeine"(5), "aspirin"(5), "porters"(3), "hundred"(3), "violins"(3),
"opposite"(5), "anorexic"(5), "cigarette"(6), "sickening"(4)
18 Kenny and giantryan "peed"(17), "LAND"(12), "pricks"(15), "soil"(3), "twist"(5), "Scars"(4), "memory"(7),
"kicking"(9), "wires"(3), "spices"(3), "writing"(5), "tablets"(5), "screens"(5), "wireless"(3),
"titanium"(3), "religious"(3), "confusing"(3), "babysitter"(4)
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo "coward"(32), "dash"(7), "regime"(10), "~waves"(8), "pipsqueak"(16), "compost"(7),
"fungus"(3), "~sigh~"(3), "junkies"(6), "adioafs"(5), "society"(4), "remarks"(3),
"Goodnight"(7), "downtown"(3), "justified"(4), "weaponized"(4), "Shangri-La"(5)
15 call_555-RATT and bitchbewithyou "rofl"(22), "f***"(11), "Elon"(6), "musk"(4), "mops"(3), "bidet"(6), "nets"(3), "MacDonald"(14),
"pauper"(4), "melting"(7), "macdonalds"(11), "Promoted"(5), "concerned"(3),
"desperately"(6), "Bahahahahahahaha"(15)




#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 call_555-RATT  10 * call_555-RATT laughs and yawns at RebelRetards midlife crisis projections
2 Kenny  4 * Kenny jimmy dean - big john
3 the-heartbreak-kid-a  3 * the-heartbreak-kid-a hits a Ric Flair chop on fat Tim's wobbly chins
4 runningupcommasinplace  3 * runningupcommasinplace yawns more
5 livelaughleave  3 * livelaughleave hands phead a tissue
6 Touched_By_Tism  2 * Touched_By_Tism pushes play over
7 kenosha_kickers  2 * kenosha_kickers yawns
8 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing pours a small sherry
9 bitchbewithyou  2 * bitchbewithyou yawns
10 `555-RATT  2 * `555-RATT farts
11 zillion  1 * zillion sits
12 The-Golden-Mongs  1 * The-Golden-Mongs rams Fat Tim's microwave sized head against Kenny's 3d printed ankles
13 Play_Soon_Not_Here  1 * Play_Soon_Not_Here climbs on roof and points the rifle at play
14 play  1 * play is done with missJackson and Rebel
15 kirk  1 * kirk passes rebel a budwieser open that for me biatch
16 Im_Taller_Than_Freak  1 * Im_Taller_Than_Freak leans down hear freak



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 icon  24 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
2 VeniVidiVici  8 "rob is 100%"
3 livelaughleave  7 "It's not even worth 0.00001% of the original msrp"
4 giantryan  6 "I dunno, I need to be 100% when I work"
5 call_555-RATT  5 "Her described diet sounds like bo 110%"
6 Spooky  4 "scroll down to stats"
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  3 "he already has Scotland, as his golf course takes up 50% of the terrain, or thereabouts lol"
8 YCW  2 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
9 play  2 "this is me An IQ of 164 is considered exceptionally gifted, placing you in a tiny fraction of the population
(less than 0.001%) and indicating extremely advanced cognitive abilities"
10 MikeTard2025  2 "Can only get high here now or else I would go for a 24 pack of beer or 8 tall mult liquor beers 8.0%
alc vol....dammmmmmmmmmi miss beer"
11 kelly_gtr  2 "its a tonic wine  15% a bottle    all the young people use to drink it where i grew up"
12 Theroomofclowns  1 "Of course Phead like Trump lied despite video evidence of ICE killing that innocent woman and labelling
her the danger. Trump lies 99% of his life."
13 Sherry  1 "his 4% fat camel toe"
14 runningupcommasinplace  1 "Icon is getting some solid shut eye for another long day of posting up 10 year old pics of a car
that has depreciated in value 110 % from the original MSRP"
15 Rebel  1 "Imagine running to stats to see how long I've been online for. Guess what DLA. I can't be here
12-15 hours a day I go to work during the week to have part of my wages surrendered for HMRC
to pay for the likes of you  so you can be here 12-15 hours a day"
16 Play_Soon_Not_Here  1 "something like 1% of them got released(and the vast majority of the 1% were redacted) then the
government said they need more time to release the rest"
17 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  1 "Trump's also instructing the major credit card companies, to keep their interest rates low (meaning
no higher than 10%). "
18 Peppermint  1 "The stats show Rebel spends 12-15 hours a day in chat posting her trashy fat sounding voice"
19 LEX123  1 "he gets 100% weed"
20 KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel  1 "Something like 100% of root canals are actually infected and causing people other health issues."
21 kid-a  1 "Yg called me autistic then he went and counted his stats lines and told us the exact number. Me
and lqq were in stitches"
22 kenosha_kickers  1 "oh my God this is so funny especially in 2026 when there are entire YouTube channels dedicated
to displaying how 99.9999999% of cops are just doing their job"
23 JasonKing  1 "100%"
24 Hulk_Hogan  1 "especially with his stats dripping onto your nose,"
25 Evil-Bill  1 "He proabably dated 90% of them."
26 dingo  1 "all related to 40 % alcohol"
27 caleb-hammers-assistant  1 "Icon probably masturbates in that shitty 300% negative depreciated from the original MSRP bmw"
28 Ben  1 "Dingo is on the stats as most gay"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 call_555-RATT  43 "That's why I bought a shit ton of powdered eggs"
2 icon  39 "Hush hypertension sky high BP egg head"
3 RebelRock  27 "I've been eating soupsz salads and rice cakes"
4 morning123  24 "they were bought by currys"
5 giantryan  22 "I still get scotch eggs"
6 play  19 "I had an organic burger last night no bun, and organic russet potato and some organic salad"
7 Sherry  16 "chucks a banana at kenny"
8 Fukitol  14 "burger king tastes more like beef"
9 SELINAGUCCII  13 "ragu beef > high in cholesterol "
10 Rebel  12 "My sister got my mum this horrible fish ornament omg it was hideous but cost my sister alot of
money."
11 Kenny  12 "ask kid for posh places or sherry for mcdonalds lol"
12 JasonKing  9 "what does he like for breakfast Rocks?"
13 PascaI-Montana  8 "nutella that's an Italian spread chocolate"
14 it-looks-like-rain  8 "Blood sugar spikes. Bananas contain carbohydrates, which are essential for the body. But, for
those monitoring blood sugars and/or with a type of diabetes, bananas may contribute to blood
sugar spikes due to their carbohydrate level (27 grams for an average banana)."
15 ColdTrain  8 "those balls are as smoothe as eggs"
16 bitchbewithyou  8 "Meags kids don't eat cornflakes or eggs for dinner"
17 UnemployedAlcoholic  7 "air fryer fries suck"
18 watty1  6 "lmfao fixed for you to go porking jason chat bird lol"
19 KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel  6 "I want baked beans and toast on top of pizza with some chips and a mince pie crumble"
20 Northy  5 "think roast dinner now got  beef joint"
21 dingo  5 "U EET TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE"
22 blahbal  5 "i went and fetilised that egg"
23 Touched_By_Tism  4 "Screamo, how many balls did you get in your mouth for dinner?"
24 kid-a  4 " John kettley. Is a weatherman and so is Michael fish"
25 goonster  4 "it looks nothing like a burger when raw product"
26 Antonio-Banderas  4 "and of course, fresh beef tomatoes"
27 warship  3 "BECAUSE THEY KICKED YOU  OUT OF THE MCDONALDS FOR USING TOO MUCH WIFI TIME, SCREAMO"
28 Wanker  3 "I want gammon, roast potatoes and veg with gravy"
29 T5T65463H2R  3 "YOU CANT LIVE ON CURRY ALONE"
30 Stardust  3 "does your mother make you a nice cup of tea and biscuits when you visit her,"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 t3  21 "Kid- a I read that as "red panties" and I'm sticking to it"
2 call_555-RATT  15 "She was like "I don't understand why""
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  14 "well, he's sending "help" there now, TGO"
4 bitchbewithyou  13 ""my name of 17 years""
5 livelaughleave  8 ""I get great enjoyment from helping others" tell me you push wheelchairs off of cliffs
in one paragraph or less"
6 kenosha_kickers  8 ""didn't happen that way""
7 Evil-Bill  8 "But then Kimmie met her match in the form of another catfisher named "MarmoJet"...a
guy who chatted as a girl, calling himself "KerryOutstanding"."
8 play  6 "this ris what you would call "stupid people chat""
9 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  6 "Ernest Hemmingway, "A Farewell to Arms""
10 Stuffed_and_Mounted  4 "I prefer "Fuck me with a rusty pole""
11 Spooky  4 "Trump said "Go back home and babysit your people""
12 Posh_Paki_Load  4 ""Late supper" = eating whatever food the cat left in her dish."
13 Inexorable  4 "thus making Japanese, and Oriental people the least "smelliest" on the planet"
14 Hayley  4 "I told Rohit his son was hot. He said " lolz shadddddd aaapppppp ""
15 VeniVidiVici  3 "and what sort of cunt calls a black and white cat "snowey"?"
16 TheRealestTee  3 ""What's your address" lol this victim "
17 John_Mayhoff  3 ""Demented old man"? That sounds familiar. <COUGH><COUGH? take a bow,
Don <COUGH>"
18 caled-hammers-assistant  3 "Logging in and out of the middle of the UK night to spam "you can't win" in my dm no
wonder you look like you're dying of stage 4 cancer, you never even sleep"
19 ToXiCTyPeR  2 "It's that stupid bitch "Julie" @ Corticorn."
20 TheReturnOfCorticorn  2 "like a little mong wandering about saying nowt but "buh buh buh" everywhere he goes"
21 spanish-announce-table  2 "SELINAGUCCII "freak how many guys have u fighted from here?""
22 Play_Soon_Not_Here  2 "lol was yg not bragging about having ryans fb before he "retired""
23 caleb-hammers-assistant  2 "5k a year looool he spends all of his benefits on fake designer clothing and thinks "Rolex
" is a watch brand that rich people touch"
24 blahbal  2 "paid for by his "supporters""
25 Bjorn  2 "Ill poke up ur "older" infront of u, relax"
26 AbuseTour2026  2 "Ryan wher's that stupid fleabag of yours "Eric" ?"
27 wiggle_those_wangers  1 "I'd like to see your girlfreind "slip on nothing""
28 warship  1 "ASL IS "NOTAJEW""
29 Touched_By_Tism  1 "toast is for sure "her" limit"
30 Sherry  1 "sings, " do you hear what i hear " woooooooooooooooooooo"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  24 "have a good evening, dingo, or morning rather :)"
2 darkness  22 "i cant say the trailer made it any better morning123"
3 Happyjulie50  19 "hello"
4 kid-a  17 "is it afternoon already?"
5 Cg  15 "hello  and welcome to  the next best thing  Other than being in mental ward"
6 RebelRock  11 "I bought a dress 2 weeks ago never wore it cause we're going out on Wednesday evening wanted
to look nice"
7 JasonKing  11 "how do you like your eggs in the morning giantryan?"
8 giantryan  11 "But hey ho"
9 Northy  10 "morning"
10 Rebel  9 "Morning northy"
11 stevo  8 "morning123 stop talking about shit n stuff"
12 Kenny  8 "i did cum this morning so a good ending lol"
13 SELINAGUCCII  6 "salam hello bonjour "
14 icon  6 "Hello my loyal flock"
15 watty1  5 "the pefect end to a great evening"
16 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 "Good evening folks and assorted oafs"
17 dingo  5 "REBEL ROBERT SAYS HELLO TO YOU"
18 Scapa  4 "not anymore morning123"
19 Jonnie  4 "hello my friends from England were not drinking tea just drinking Budwiser"
20 Evil-Bill  4 "Not the one that chats here in the evenings."
21 blahbal  4 "i think its what a scottish person's hello is if they are impersonating a cockney person"
22 soupkinda  3 "kid a will come on late evening early night"
23 Sherry  3 "morning123 they probly seen hundreds of balls"
24 play  3 "hello Fuki my friend"
25 Milla  3 "Evening all"
26 Mike-Lennord_copyright2026  3 "About to get high later this afternoon on THC gummy's...because why not"
27 FIRST  3 "shit i have to go out in the afternoon"
28 UnemployedAlcoholic  2 "morning123 arent we all lol"
29 SirDave  2 "morning123 *blocked*"
30 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  2 "kenny jizzed up her this morning hes happy"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  196 ":)"
2 icon  125 "🤣"
3 giantryan  58 "😁"
4 Milla  48 "😂"
5 Fukitol  38 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
6 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  28 "Greenland, soon here :)"
7 watty1  24 "Like icon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
8 Hayley  18 "If thats how its spelled 😂"
9 RebelRock  9 "I'll have my first friend on the Xbox 😆"
10 Rebel  9 "Do not ask for directions 😂 I'm the world's worst so best I tag along with you Ryan you'll probably
know Glasgow better than me"
11 Theroomofclowns  8 "The state of most in here is clear. This is the mental state of those who'll vote Reform and blame
next incomer for stealing jobs, but are claiming benefits. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔"
12 SheeEp  7 "oops, fuck i forgot I logged in and then munched some curry :D"
13 l9  6 "🤣"
14 kerys_mckXoX  6 "Anyone from Glasgow 😀?x"
15 Squid  5 ":)"
16 m0  5 "🤣"
17 LeedsGuy  5 "Kenny you having a new shower fitted? i saw there was an old shower tray outside :) xxx"
18 TheRealestTee  4 "Watty shit himself from me and still gives it the biggun in chat 😂"
19 smokey69  4 "😆"
20 Kenny  4 "it's right kid ;)"
21 Epicness  4 "Combined age of nearly 120 😂"
22 x1  3 "🤣 🤣 🤣"
23 ToXlCTyPeR  3 "you and which army, Tee? In real life, you'd do nothing, you worthless coward :)"
24 MiIla  3 "yep other Milla :)"
25 LEX123  3 ";)"
26 Fat_Ray_Rumble-Tum-Tonkers  3 "🤣"
27 Challenging  3 "🙃"
28 c4  3 "kid-a cant stop talking about me lol..... inside king busker head=    🙂‍↔️"
29 xtb  2 "Vote Labour  hahaha 😆"
30 UnemployedAlcoholic  2 "😚"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 giantryan  228 "🙄"
2 watty1  185 "lol"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  151 ":)"
4 icon  149 "🤣"
5 dingo  147 "ISVE"
6 kid-a  90 "Ok."
7 Julie  86 "Lol"
8 Rebel  76 "Say*"
9 Kenny  65 "c&a"
10 RebelRock  64 "Wb"
11 Fukitol  62 "😉"
12 Hayley  56 "LOL"
13 Sherry  54 "lol"
14 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  45 "lol"
15 LEX123  38 "meh"
16 Freak_The_Legend  37 "yes"
17 call_555-RATT  37 "🤡"
18 MikeTard2025  35 "No"
19 Milla  33 "ff's"
20 JasonKing  31 "oh"
21 VeniVidiVici  29 "lol"
22 Cg  29 "lol"
23 stevo  25 "erm"
24 Screamo  25 "Lol"
25 t3  23 "Ryan"
26 SELINAGUCCII  22 "lol"
27 Spooky  21 "meds"
28 bitchbewithyou  21 "See?"
29 PartyLine  20 "+n"
30 T5T65463H2R  19 "bosh"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 play  15 <Fukitol> Play, what happened to Pascal?
2 Kenny  15 <Machida-Zelvia> Kenny, what was that fancy restaurant you went to once and they
wouldn't let you in, saying "WE'RE FULL"
3 ryan  11 <Stuffed_and_Mounted> Ryan, how are you doing getting used to the artificial leg?
4 Screamo  10 <ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse> Screamo, you ok buddy?
5 Julie  10 <The-Golden-Mongs> Julie, are you icon's gf
6 hey  10 <Evil-Bill> Hey, TGO.
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  9 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, what are you even talking about, the epstein files
aren't even released
8 Rebel  8 <Reverend_Hosebag> Rebel, that's basically what a lot of people do when roasting a chicken.
Sounds delicious.
9 kid-a  7 <VeniVidiVici> kid-a, tgo said that lefty is a nonce
10 icon  7 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, have a great day mate
11 Hayley  7 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, t3 there likes me for my geography knowledge
12 giantryan  7 <carl> giantryan: good man!
13 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, i don't think woke people want all out war
14 dingo  5 <wikkit> Dingo,, use your imagination play the game
15 T5T65463H2R  4 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T65463H2R, did you kiss JasonKing son
16 Jonnie  4 <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy
17 JasonKing  4 <Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, one karate chop and your life would be over
18 Lefty  3 <VeniVidiVici> lefty, you take what you can get
19 kenosha_kickers  3 <Milla> kenosha_kickers, hush
20 Northy  2 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Northy, you also have a great evening
21 Fukitol  2 <Touched_By_Tism> Fukitol, yg left chat for good at least 5 times last year
22 youngm  1 <VeniVidiVici> youngm, phead is, he will use his tears as lube on you
23 watty1  1 <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> watty1, you are also fungus
24 ToxicPeople  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> ToxicPeople, you have a good day
25 The-Golden-Mongs  1 <Epicness> The-Golden-Mongs, only been up an hour and had 17 bongs, got dressed
this morning still had on yesterday thongs, fatty Boom Boom eats his
dinner with tongs
26 Taller_Than_Freak  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Taller_Than_Freak, hello
27 t3  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> t3, I think I've had enough of your smarmy remarks
28 stevo  1 <carl> stevo, are you your own problem
29 SirDave  1 <carl> SirDave: /ignore *!*@*
30 Quizbot  1 <Touched_By_Tism> Quizbot, kennys granda



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