#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Friday 28 Mar 2025 to Thursday 3 Apr 2025
562 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily activity

9799



9569



12036



10746



11849



9398



8533



28
Mar
29
Mar
30
Mar
31
Mar
1
Apr
2
Apr
3
Apr



Activity by hours

4.0% 3.1% 4.3% 4.4% 3.3% 1.7% 2.8% 3.9% 3.5% 4.5% 4.5% 5.8% 6.0% 4.7% 4.5% 3.9% 3.5% 3.4% 3.9% 3.0% 4.7% 5.0% 5.9% 5.5%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

152320
437085
400061
373335
400317
353653
469459
446539
405065
421535
443324
427033
436502
430580
357904
410453
(Est.
575100)
320552

8
2022
9 - 10
2022
11 - 12
2022
1 - 2
2023
3 - 4
2023
5 - 6
2023
7 - 8
2023
9 - 10
2023
11 - 12
2023
1 - 2
2024
3 - 4
2024
5 - 6
2024
7 - 8
2024
9 - 10
2024
11 - 12
2024
1 - 2
2025
3 - 4
2025
Total number of lines: 6685717
Estimated number of lines for current section: 575100 lines

The busiest week was 9 Mar-15 Mar 2025 - 72579 lines spoken



Big Numbers

TheWeeknd liked showing off, giving 44 self-descriptions.
Example:
 30 Mar 20:01 * TheWeeknd breaks a bottle on Cg's head
Ionegunman was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 56% of lines contained questions.

freakshow was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 41%.

vampires spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 70 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: icon - was caught talking to themself 29 times.

ROBBSAYZZ DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 2433 lines in CAPS!
Example:
 2 Apr 6:50 <ROBBSAYZZ> ID MAKE BILL PRESIDENT OF KISS CHAT
Activity peak: 35 people were simultaneously active on 1 Apr 2025 21:00 - 22:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 swansong, Queens-Gambit, Tina2606, HammerTimePheadXo, fitguy203, nutjobs, hensl, Jensen, Danielle, PrinceAndrew, BELMONT_BUDGET_2K, moo, Karen, Tina26O6, KELLY, ABitTiredPheadXo, Button-Nose, Keran, Kenny, DanieIle, YG_JENSEN_AUTISTIC_ANTISEMITE, TheGreatOne, kid-a, Hayley, soot, HistoryProfessorSean, jk, spunkmaster, T5T293737337, freakshow, vampires, Prochefsean, Northy, AbuseT...
Cuyahosebag wrote the longest lines - average of 84 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line)

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T29373733722 Nicks T5T293737337(24%), T5T37374747474(17%), T5T383736363(16%), T5T28373747(10%), T5T292736336(7.1%), T5T3847377447(3.8%), T5T283837374(3.0%), T5T31(2.8%), T5T3837374737(2.7%), T5T273737363(2.5%), T5T57875445(2.1%), T5T43(2.1%), T5T38374646(1.0%), T5T383837363(0.9%), T5T373773736(0.7%), T5T388484747(0.6%), T5T9273636336(0.4%), T5T2837374673(0.3%), T5T3737644647...
Scott36 Nicks Scott3(28%), Scott5(25%), Scott7(20%), Scott4(12%), Scott2(8.3%), Scott9(5.3%)
watty15 Nicks watty1(57%), watty4(41%), watty65(0.3%), Watty2(0.1%), watty61(0.1%)
Flappy_Fanny4 Nicks Flappy_Fanny(89%), Flappy_Fanny21(8.0%), Flappy_Fanny6(2.2%), Flappy_Fanny98(0.7%)
Hayley4 Nicks Hayley(81%), Hayley39(13%), Hayley71(4.2%), Hayley26(0.8%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1vampires - 1333
icon - 1525
icon - 1918
vampires - 1969
2lonegunman - 737
Tina2606 - 1277
Tina2606 - 1210
play - 1409
3ROBBSAYZZ - 620
vampires - 1233
vampires - 1143
watty1 - 1380
4MikeTard2025 - 614
ROBBSAYZZ - 1148
watty1 - 945
Karen - 871
5Milla - 600
watty1 - 972
TeeNTee - 851
ROBBSAYZZ - 788
6watty1 - 598
julie - 813
TheWeeknd - 746
TheWeeknd - 737
7Hayley - 498
MikeTard2025 - 794
freakshow - 715
Expertise - 609
8B-P - 497
TheWeeknd - 741
ROBBSAYZZ - 706
kid-a - 539
9StormVuLT - 434
T5T293737337 - 683
Karen - 684
HammerTimePheadXo - 481
10Tina2606 - 386
lonegunman - 615
lonegunman - 620
Evil-Bill - 472

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

7/2024 - 4/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
5 (1.8%)
 10000..11999
20 (7.2%)
 8000..9999
59 (21%)
 6000..7999
113 (41%)
 4000..5999
65 (23%)
 2000..3999
9 (3.2%)
 1..1999
6 (2.2%)

2025

1 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 189182
2 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290772
4 / 2025
1 2 3
 
 
 
 
 
Lines: 29780

2024

7 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 218185
8 / 2024
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 218317
9 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 207821
10 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 222759
11 / 2024
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Lines: 188924
12 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31
Lines: 168980



Chat partners

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 B-PSpooky 1 Tina2606julie
2 CriticalChaosMilla 2 julieicon
3 Millalonegunman 3 ROBBSAYZZicon
4 LoulabelleTheWeeknd 4 TheWeekndicon
5 MillaTheWeeknd 5 lonegunmanicon
6 MikeTard2025Spooky 6 iconwatty1
7 SpookyHammerTimePheadXo 7 iconTina2606
8 CriticalChaoslonegunman 8 iconSherry
9 SadisticPoetkid-a 9 T5T293737337julie
10 MirandaSpooky 10 ROBBSAYZZmissy
11 HammerTimePheadXoMikeTard2025 11 Sherrylonegunman
12 SadisticPoetlonegunman 12 T5T293737337Tina2606
13 B-PMiranda 13 GYMicon
14 Hayleylonegunman 14 missyicon
15 MirandaToXiCTyPeR 15 TheWeekndjulie
16 TheWeekndwatty1 16 julieROBBSAYZZ
17 TheWeekndlonegunman 17 MikeTard2025TheWeeknd
18 ButtonNoseBluesMilla 18 TheWeekndwatty1
19 Hayleyvampires 19 iconswansong
20 StormVuLTplay 20 SELINAGUCCIIjulie


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 iconwatty1 1 Karenplay
2 TeeNTeewatty1 2 kid-aplay
3 TeeNTeeicon 3 HayleyT5T293737337
4 Mirandavas 4 TheWeekndwatty1
5 iconjulie 5 Hayleyplay
6 TeeNTeejulie 6 Expertiseplay
7 Tina2606icon 7 playicon
8 SELINAGUCCIIjulie 8 ExpertiseLithium
9 Kennyicon 9 Karenmissy
10 Tina2606julie 10 HammerTimePheadXoplay
11 MirandaSpooky 11 Evil-Billplay
12 TheWeekndicon 12 playwatty1
13 TheWeekndTina2606 13 HammerTimePheadXojulie
14 iconvampires 14 Cgplay
15 iconfreakenstein 15 Lorriplay
16 TheGreatOnefreakshow 16 KarenTheWeeknd
17 freakshowKaren 17 Karenwatty1
18 TeeNTeeTina2606 18 TheWeekndkid-a
19 Karenicon 19 ROBBSAYZZplay
20 KarenTina2606 20 ROBBSAYZZmissy



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Hayley  7
  100%
2 MikeTard2025  7
  100%
3 Northy  7
  100%
4 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
5 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
6 Kenny  7
  100%
7 freakshow  7
  100%
8 Danielle  7
  100%
9 Tina2606  7
  100%
10 icon  7
  100%
11 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
12 Sherry  7
  100%
13 Karen  7
  100%
14 kid-a  7
  100%
15 Evil-Bill  7
  100%
16 vampires  7
  100%
17 HammerTimePheadXo  7
  100%
18 Piss_Up_A_Rope  6
  86%
19 Cg  6
  86%
20 Lorri  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Sherry  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 Karen  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 icon  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 SELINAGUCCII  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 vampires  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 HammerTimePheadXo  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 kid-a  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Evil-Bill  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Tina2606  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Northy  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 happyjulieu49  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Hayley  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 MikeTard2025  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 freakshow  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Danielle  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 TheGreatOne  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 Kenny  7 28 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
18 T5T293737337  5 30 Mar - 3 Apr 2025
  Currently 5 days active
19 lonegunman  5 28 Mar - 1 Apr 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (1 Apr 2025)
20 play  5 28 Mar - 1 Apr 2025
  Currently 1 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
48.. 7 Cuyahosebag(83.9), Big_Chief_Shootum_Wad(69.8), Prochefsean(63....
45..47 2 Loulabelle(46.1), Maravilla(45.1)
42..44 2 CounterAttack(43.6), ExasperatedPheadXo(43.1)
39..41 5 B-P(41.8), HammerTimePheadXo(41.7), CriticalChaos(41.2), Expertise(...
36..38 6 Corrupted-Democrats(39.0), Queens-Gambit(38.3), freakshow(37.8), ...
33..35 6 PermanentFixture(35.9), GYM(35.4), MettlesomePheadXo(34.5), Lego_...
30..32 13 Danielle(32.5), Sexy-loser(32.4), LocoPorTi-Na(32.0), Lorri(31.9), Flax...
27..29 16 ToXiCTyPeR(29.6), KillTheChildren(29.5), Flappy_Fanny(29.4), kid-a(28...
24..26 14 lex123(27.0), freak_of_nature(26.9), AbuseTour-2025(26.7), Cg(26.5)...
21..23 11 Milla(24.0), Goldilocks(23.2), Spook(23.0), Tina2606(22.7), TheWeeknd...
..20 12 Focus_Pocus(20.3), RROBSAYZZ(20.2), julie(19.8), ROBBSAYZZ(19....

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most used words

Count Word Last used by At
3353 "that" ROBBSAYZZ 3 Apr 23:40
2553 "your" freak_of_nature 3 Apr 23:57
1968 "with" Jonnie10 3 Apr 23:42
1937 "like" Jonnie10 3 Apr 23:57
1836 "have" freak_of_nature 3 Apr 23:51
1658 "Tina" play 3 Apr 23:58
1610 "Bill" play 3 Apr 23:56
1480 "know" Jonnie10 3 Apr 23:53
1420 "what" freak_of_nature 3 Apr 23:31
1347 "here" freak_of_nature 3 Apr 23:53


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1139 "icon" ROBBSAYZZ 3 Apr 23:37
993 "play" ROBBSAYZZ 3 Apr 23:42
851 "julie" ROBBSAYZZ 3 Apr 23:38
677 "Karen" play 3 Apr 23:57
516 "missy" freak_of_nature 3 Apr 17:42


Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
123 icon "*drop"(12), "pile"(3), "Gibb"(3), "Atom"(3), "circa"(4), "cakes"(4), "crank"(3), "bonce"(3),
"Devils"(4), "puzzle"(3), "*Drives"(5), "bangers"(3), "antique"(3), "70’s"(3),
"O’Grady"(4), "poundland"(4), "Slazenger"(4), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(16),
"Asperger’s"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(6)
104 MikeTard2025 "mellow"(11), "Krew"(4), "Dogg"(3), "Kris"(3), "GOVE"(3), "Remix"(5), "Mello"(5), "Vocal"(5),
"Bathory"(9), "Brody"(3), "beings"(4), "WIZARD"(4), "Outlaws"(7), "warmer"(3),
"Kurious"(5), "Remaster"(4), "moonlight"(3), "V.S.O.P"(3), "2025...do"(3),
"huggzzzzzzzzzzzzz "(6)
66 vampires "yoru"(13), "fuckoff"(32), "naaah"(9), "visa"(3), "Anne"(3), "OH "(3), "FLOP"(3),
"urges"(4), "numba"(4), "wives"(3), "moses"(3), "Greek"(3), "fukum"(3), "tramps"(5),
"siting"(5), "fukoff"(4), "panjabi"(3), "gambler"(3), "sickness"(3), "offender"(3)
64 ROBBSAYZZ "SELI"(9), "REED"(7), "scam"(7), "PALE"(6), "HAYKEY"(10), "MARE"(3), "TAWT"(3),
"coffe"(5), "KYLIE"(4), "DISSED"(7), "Bowls"(3), "VACCINE"(8), "Israel"(4),
"XAXAXAXA"(10), "oswald"(3), "sweety"(3), "The_Great_Pumpkin "(6),
"Big_Chief_Shootum_Wad "(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3)
43 Tina2606 "sooo"(10), "Horn"(7), "Smhh"(4), "whts"(4), " Ya"(3), "Sunil"(5), "soooo"(4), "OIIII"(3),
" BRB"(3), "Cuyaaa"(4), "bckkkk"(4), "INLOVE"(3), "singlet"(4), "HELPROOM"(7),
"settling"(3), "innocence"(4), "Bby❤️"(3), "Toonnnnnn"(3), "Squirtwart"(3),
"loveeeeeeeeeeeee"(4)
39 watty1 "isint"(9), "Teehee"(10), "lula"(3), "gunna"(6), "fatboy"(9), "Footy"(3), "gents"(3), "scran"(3),
"looney"(5), "trophy"(4), "smirks"(4), "tooney"(3), "tommrow"(3), "rubbery"(3),
"basterds"(3), "coventry"(3), "butterfingers"(4), "AHHAHAHAHAHAA"(3),
"ahhahahahahaha"(4), "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"(4)
37 HammerTimePheadXo "oafs"(12), "Sabrina"(18), "OKKO"(3), "Reno"(3), "Carpenter"(14), "essays"(4),
"aching"(3), "Kremlin"(6), "cutest"(3), "thumper"(6), "skiing"(3), "degrees"(5), "tickets"(5),
"bizarre"(4), "assorted"(7), "invited"(3), "Pentagon"(3), "stripper"(3), "newspapers"(3),
"hospital "(3)
30 kid-a " Oh"(11), " freak"(25), "genius"(10), " yea"(6), " at"(3), " good"(8), "hyper"(3),
"perve"(3), " Oops"(6), " t5"(3), "student"(7), " pasc"(3), "opposite"(7), " Never"(3),
" thanks"(5), "Martinez"(3), "forgotten"(4), "Repetition"(4), "embodiment"(3),
"honeyyyyyy"(3)
28 T5T293737337 "ICOK"(46), "ICOKS"(10), "fund"(3), "wifi"(3), "mccan"(5), "bulls"(4), "Masks"(3), "dining"(5),
"shares"(3), "linked"(3), "MustDIE"(5), "JABRONI"(3), "Sniffer"(3), "Madeline"(4),
"madeleine"(7), "stressed"(4), "concerning"(6), "Hayley’s"(4), "respective"(3),
"interviewee"(3)
22 Expertise "hive"(5), "spew"(4), "GENE"(4), "theyre "(15), "flake"(5), "drunk? "(15),
"Raymond"(10), "punjab"(3), "praise"(3), "boggles"(3), "Insider"(3), "achieve"(3),
"Baltimore"(8), "Hispanic"(3), "cataract"(3), "cremated"(3), "vitamins"(3), "incapable"(4),
"Colombian"(3), "HammerTimePheadXo: "(4)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
40 lonegunman and freakshow "grease"(14), "ehat"(6), "fotr"(6), "moof"(5), "thid"(5), "tgoa"(4), "BEARER"(4), "onions"(4),
"lliving"(4), "accepted"(6), "ceasless"(6), "hackers"(3), "tedticles"(5), "cgheating"(5),
"screening"(3), "marriagewith"(6), "crackerrrrrr"(3), "stay?.........................watch"(5),
"hacking?..........................u"(6), "amuding?.............................i"(6)
37 Tina2606 and Button-Nose "smtg"(15), "bfre"(12), "auto"(11), " I’m"(37), " GO"(6), "srsly"(8), "sumtg"(5),
"prblm"(5), "Mickk"(4), " His"(3), "hiiii"(3), "mickkk"(6), "ROBBBB"(5), "preggy"(4),
"OVERTHERE"(10), "Iconnnn"(4), "AirPods"(3), "mickeyyy"(3), "Cuyaaaaa"(3),
"ewwwwwwww"(3)
21 watty1 and ROBBSAYZZ "LOOOOOOL"(12), "floors"(4), "REMEBER"(6), "EWWWWWW"(3), "rotting"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOL"(6), "looooooool"(3), "loooooooooool"(5),
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"(4), "loooooooooooool"(9), "looooooooooool"(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(8), "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4), ...
21 watty1 and icon "rofl"(25), "Todays"(28), "dossers"(30), "ripped"(14), "pubs"(8), "selfie"(12), "Crab"(4),
"places"(8), "senile"(8), "whack"(4), "turds"(4), "225K"(10), "simpleton"(14), "ridden"(4),
"Stella"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxx"(92), "Who’s"(4), "yorkshire"(5), "clutching"(4),
"mummy’s"(3)
20 vampires and icon "tops"(8), "korma"(4), "runny"(4), "spliff"(7), "attic"(3), "learns"(5), "gunman"(5), "rascal"(3),
"shaves"(3), "weighs"(3), "fitness"(6), "spliffs"(4), "mortgage"(5), "gremlins"(3),
"DIABETES"(3), "bedrooms"(3), "tortoise"(3), "beginning"(3), "intellectual"(10),
"communication"(4)
19 icon and MikeTard2025 "Andre"(11), "bonus"(8), "Twin"(4), "TIPS"(3), "chew"(3), "holly"(5), "flick"(4),
"ensemble"(11), "30th"(5), "rocker"(4), "jungle"(4), "whiskey"(5), "repeats"(4), "visible"(4),
"advisor"(3), "sometime"(6), "opinions"(3), "bloodshot"(4), "paragraph"(3)
18 icon and TeeNTee "wheels"(16), "slaps"(7), "Jeff"(3), "Downes"(9), "weigh"(4), "Legit"(4), "bends"(4),
"girth"(4), "shaven"(7), "irony"(3), "welfare"(7), "replied"(6), "Onslow"(3), "attacks"(6),
"location"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(63), "tracksuit"(3), "collection"(5)
15 kid-a and Milla " it"(25), " hey"(25), " not"(16), " Tina"(15), " omg"(10), " Who"(7), " Are"(6),
" can"(5), " Don"(4), " Get"(4), " This"(6), " even"(4), " damn"(3), " Hayley"(4),
"trollops"(3)
15 freakshow and freakenstein "pitt"(3), "brad"(3), "decides"(11), "Closing"(10), "taller"(6), "BUTTY"(3), "budget"(5),
"FINNER"(3), "spilled"(4), "twatted"(4), "shaking"(3), "DEPLOYED"(3), "ambulence"(3),
"eastenfers"(3), "UNMERCILEESLY"(6)
15 Tina2606 and julie "lemme"(15), "Oiii"(8), "Yaaa"(5), "fuxk"(4), "snack"(6), "active"(8), "ADIRIC"(4),
"MICKKKK"(6), "Karennn"(3), "fuck.off"(4), "Mickeyyyy"(4), "fantasized"(4),
"Tina2606 "(7), "https://freeimage.host/i/3RTmbZx"(5),
"https://freeimage.host/i/3RuKdcx"(4)




Top 7 slapped objects

  Word Count
1 the back hand  4
2 a hat  2
3 a fat walrus  1
4 a ladies handbag  1
5 a laptop  1
6 a tuna. Still in the can! *BONK* That will...  1
7 her laptop  1



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 TheWeeknd  44 * TheWeeknd throws a computer monitor at icon
2 freakshow  27 * freakshow slowly takes off watty's trousers
3 Tina2606  23 * Tina2606 passing energy to Karen
4 missy  21 * missy smiles at lefty
5 TheGreatOne  6 * TheGreatOne puts feet up and waits
6 CaramelTina  6 * CaramelTina smacks lex123
7 moo  5 * moo gives up
8 kid-a  5 * kid-a watches
9 Simp-Of-The-Year  3 * Simp-Of-The-Year glares at moo
10 Ruud-van-Nistelrooy  3 * Ruud-van-Nistelrooy Takes on fat Tim with a Cruyff turn and leaves the Gangnam style fatty
reeling on his arse
11 Button-Nose  3 * Button-Nose is glaring at bill
12 are-they-a-couple-of-ravers  3 * are-they-a-couple-of-ravers Lands a plum left hook on fat Tim's chins
13 unbearable-hashpack-reno  2 * unbearable-hashpack-reno laughs
14 THEROCK  2 * THEROCK DROPS THE PEOPLES COCK ON T5T57875445S MISSHAPEN HEAD
15 Sexy-Mama  2 * Sexy-Mama is backing away from bill
16 Crass-Cutter  2 * Crass-Cutter glares at CrassReward
17 Springs  1 * Springs rubs swansong's head, for luck
18 SeriouSaurus  1 * SeriouSaurus quotes that for the funny pages
19 Obsessed-Jealous-Mind  1 * Obsessed-Jealous-Mind is busy filling up my bathtub
20 Lithium  1 * Lithium Ducks and watches it hit Pascal's bonce
21 Focus_Pocus  1 * Focus_Pocus stones Jonnie10
22 dx  1 * dx picks his nose
23 Dark_ToXiC_ViPeR  1 * Dark_ToXiC_ViPeR winks at kid-a
24 CreepyMama  1 * CreepyMama says TALK TO THE HAND



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 icon  15 "5% body fat to be precise xxxxxxxx"
2 TheGreatOne  9 "i'm willing to pay 2% extra in taxes if it speeds it up"
3 play  5 "I am hardly mentioned in !stats"
4 Kenny  5 "gonna cost 25% more for american cars too lol"
5 watty1  4 "That’s you 100% completely owned 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
6 TeeNTee  4 "Watty4 i'd 100% make you cry "
7 Tina2606  3 "cuz I’ve been sitting on this chair since 20%"
8 ROBBSAYZZ  3 "station...every news paperin the west...mains stream media...all religions....99.99999% hollywood....all
health politicians...99.9999% scientists..CHURCH...TOM HANKS..arold sqartneiger.sanuk.niki hayley..tv
and radio..RELIGION..bible.Sanuk Macron BBC CNN SBS ABC"
9 JenniCricket  3 "Not 100% I said almost all"
10 Sherry  2 "waters going up 25%"
11 missy  2 "I'd b more worried it being on 2%"
12 MikeTard2025  2 "ikr i am 100% HammerTimePheadXo thanks for niticing lol"
13 Lego_Labia  2 "0-BzAeLOw3fTMbhA__%22%7D"
14 HammerTimePheadXo  2 "most of you are really sad people, not all, but most (90% or thereabouts)"
15 Flappy_Fanny  2 "PTIP2VGHC%26Signature%3DZDTeYPChwkfRoo9RnOeS3mw719cLHq3NLyqeOdFzPw6Mv0gmR4q...
...DeoIJGi0VhvxWSaGf-bbgb~7OIZmAiq--R9z6qeXrg0mDh4gu8lfMuw9riy-xpFRBK-KaOssoJSZQWu...
...5iI3trNz57-SKrMyZ6mHGs9FMtUtMqN~2hs7MfuIVif9YKAb1RAGI-wdJcMB4vimANLoyXVZFfeoHjc1...
...AhLuHcpAh89167eGPyW~jRrJIyiJRDJT3u0dj7L6hN05viF1P8yHvdWiSf1dvnO4Ywv6hOUkan7EYvZ...
...s3Uy~ivi43EUwvJg-8m~M6zD~El9Qeft3687t"
16 Expertise  2 "25% off. at Wendy's"
17 ExasperatedPheadXo  2 "100% turnover?"
18 Cuyahosebag  2 "Kid, I'm probably not smart enough to understand the three-dimensional chess game being played
in the mind of the Wise and Wonderful Fearless Leader. But can any of you other mere mortals
explain how tariffs are going to bring manufacturing back to the States? Let's say tariffs of 25%
make imported automobiles and automotive parts prohibitively"
19 CriticalChaos  2 "lonegunman Turkey is 97% in Western Asia for example."
20 CounterCulturalist  2 "Kid-a actually boasts about playing in a band at Hampden. I'm pretty sure it would have been 99%
empty 😂"
21 YG_AUTISTIC_CHAT_MELTDOWN  1 "If you go to the stats many of your names are present"
22 The_Great_Pumpkin  1 "I will teach all you homos a lesson by imposing 50% tariffs on AstraGlide and KY Jelly."
23 TariffMath  1 "67% on japan"
24 spunkmeyer  1 "like 37% down on the day :D"
25 SPOOKY_FAT_OLD_GRANDAD  1 "Miranda is 100% not in kisschat spooky the shit old mental troll"
26 Spooky  1 "Tariffs on every imported car (25%)"
27 Snickers  1 "Snickers is 100% fine"
28 SELINAGUCCII  1 "no lady boy here , 100% female , but screamo if u want ladyboy go fkk off to thailand , ignored "
29 Regal  1 "there is 100% evidence that it was the dad carrying, that his what the Germany police have"
30 PermanentFixture  1 "You're making shit up about me, but the shit Danielle told me about you is 100% realand you know
it."



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 icon  42 "Lorri lone clone is your fav man = the burger man aka fat Ray"
2 vampires  31 "you eat at 4 am and to up to dinner time"
3 T5T293737337  18 "Bill has used his wood chipper to put kids in it uses it for burger pattys"
4 play  16 "Spooky I read the USA Today story about eggs just now"
5 Tina2606  13 " bill I want a burger tooo"
6 Expertise  13 "Raymond Mr Burger. Hush"
7 TeeNTee  11 "Ray knows KFC workers on a first name basis "Hey Nigel, 2 family buckets please, im on
a diet""
8 ROBBSAYZZ  9 "Just finished sex reassignment surgery and now I have a vagina. I have jars with my eggs in my
hands, and my husband is beside me»"
9 Karen  8 "Making chicken soup today."
10 Hayley  8 "I used to send him pictures of a beef meal to annoy him"
11 Flappy_Fanny  8 "lorri said tina has a beefy minge"
12 watty1  7 "Should burgers and the fatty would be punch to the floor then battered to death on the deck"
13 Spooky  7 "time for dinner iclown"
14 Prochefsean  7 "well scott since ive got leftover ground beef sloppy joes"
15 Miranda  7 "Elk/beef burgers"
16 kid-a  7 "She is ye embodiment of a sack of rice pudding that's gone off"
17 Kenny  7 "i'm getting a curry for eid "
18 Button-Nose  7 "UR EGGS HVE BEEN DRIED VAMPS"
19 Turnbull-AC  6 "Oh, and lets not forget my Goya beans."
20 swansong  6 "tgo HUMILIATING people like u is nothing new to me boy? i'll do it before u eat breakfast u useless
little twat"
21 Sherry  6 "who wants a chocolate i got loads yesterday"
22 MrJohnsonsJohnson  6 "stop off in the town for a 1.50 burger in mcds"
23 MikeTard2025  6 "is there any thc in the chocolate...if so then yes"
24 freakenstein  6 "icon u know ray went on bargain hunt once? he blew the entire budget on sausage sandwiches?"
25 Piss_Up_A_Rope  5 "hows your eggs vamps ?"
26 Jonnie10  5 "I feel like burnt patato chips"
27 Queens-Gambit  4 "Mister Burger"
28 freakshow  4 "Guest15 u know my clone went on bargain hunt once? he blew the entire budget on sausage
sandwiches"
29 Danielle  4 "God sake.  Just got served wrong lunch.  I needa learn to speak up"
30 Big_Chief_Shootum_Wad  4 "Tina, did you read the recent research study that said excessive consumption of French fries
makes women's titties sag?"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 LocoPorTi-Na  41 "Yup, like that "T5" prick."
2 Evil-Bill  37 "I don't believe in that "two strips" bullshit."
3 TeeNTee  36 "He baited himself out then said "I dont drink there" lol"
4 ToXiCTyPeR  21 "Nah, Sean. "Peanuts""
5 MikeTard2025  17 "Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A "G" Thang [Uncensored] [Remastered In 8K
](Official Music Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU25Nz2He9U 🎶 📺 🎶"
6 TheGreatOne  16 "he used to talk about "his little piece of paradise""
7 Prochefsean  15 "Hosebag you never did answer the previous question "why larry elder was never given
a position at your law firm""
8 EBR  13 "[2025-03-26 14:33:27] <Sav> "What's your favourite ice cream? Mine is chocolate yummy
:)""
9 Big_Chief_Shootum_Wad  9 "I was merely pointing out that Trump once went on the radio and called his daughter Ivanka -- then
about 14 0-- a "real piece of a--""
10 AbuseTour-2025  9 "Where'd that bluffing bitch "TeamX" run off to?"
11 unbearable-hashpack-reno  8 "Play was helping cactus "build a boat" too!"
12 StormVuLT  8 "Hayley there was a "d" between your x's. I'm seeing Vikings these days lol"
13 Monsignor_Hosebag  8 "Then there's the all-time practical favorite "Da condom nanus.""
14 EmaculateChatConception  8 "Who is this "Ray Burger" I keep reading about?"
15 TheChildrenMustDIE  7 "I would name my penis that, if he wasn't already named "Mr. Grumbworm""
16 play  7 "people like lefty never die, it's always the "good die young""
17 Cuyahosebag  7 "Rob, go back to counting the $95 a week you earn from your "five jobs.""
18 Cuya_McHosebag  7 "And by the way, the politically correct term for Sean and his buddies is "bone smugglers.""
19 lex123  6 "people say "i read books" blah blah blah.....only person you should listen to.....in life....is...
....yourself"
20 ButtonNoseBlues  6 "I'm starting to think this cat is some kind of "spirit familiar" or something."
21 Baldylocks  6 "Every time I offer to help you fix it, you say "later""
22 KillTheChildren  5 "I think you call it "Flank""
23 julie  5 ""Mickeyyyy"(3), "would’ve"(3), "fantasized"(3),"
24 Hosebag_for_the_People  5 "Donald J. Trump's name has been changed officially. In the future, please refer to Mr. Trump as
"The Great Pumpkin.""
25 Hayley  5 "I thought people in USA call nappies " diapers ""
26 HammerTimePheadXo  5 "well, it was rejected by President Nixon's administration, he said that he was afraid the American
public would "misinterpret the intentions" of such a proposal lol"
27 Miranda  4 "He said brb not "im going outside to get high because mom doesnt like it when I smoke inside""
28 Lithium  4 "hobbling along like Bilbo... "im going on adventure" aha"
29 icon  4 "16:33:05 icon Dear Google >> There is one pub in Leeds called "The Malt Shovel," lo...
...cated in Armley"
30 CreepyDaddy  4 "Why are you opposed to me "going out" with Tina?"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Cg  38 " forgot  to say hello to ya"
2 happyjulieu49  26 "Hello "
3 MikeTard2025  25 "still 11:25pm here...but will be technically morning soon here too lol"
4 Northy  14 "evening"
5 Karen  14 "Lorri xxoo hello again 🪻"
6 HammerTimePheadXo  14 "Good evening folks and assorted oafs"
7 Scott3  12 "hello missy"
8 icon  12 "Hello my loyal flock xxxxxxxxxxx"
9 vampires  11 "morning londond bored"
10 Evil-Bill  11 "Hello, Marina!!!!"
11 B-P  11 "hi SheeEP mate morning "
12 missy  10 "Ya being buzz this morning"
13 kid-a  10 " sheep. lol. Hey there"
14 TeeNTee  9 "Hello Tina "
15 Danielle  8 "Morning Caramel-Tina x"
16 watty1  7 "so i be up till the morning now lol"
17 ToXiCTyPeR  7 "Hello Karen!"
18 Prochefsean  7 "good morning icon"
19 Milla  7 "  Hey Vamps  xo xo"
20 Jonnie10  7 "now we cant have tea and crumpits with the Queen in the Morning"
21 Expertise  7 "Good afternoon Milla"
22 TheWeeknd  6 "ooooooooooooo bill hey fitty"
23 StormVuLT  6 "when play is bleeding from his ass. Hello play"
24 MettlesomePheadXo  6 "Good morning folks and assorted oafs"
25 Tina2606  5 "Lmaoo we hve been on cam from morning close to 19hours"
26 T5T293737337  5 "Concerning the remaining members of the group, normally we met up with them in the morning
and went for breakfast, together, at the, "Millennium," restaurant, after which they left
their children at their respective mini-clubs and the adults went to do sports inside the tourist complex
or they went to the beach."
27 julie  5 "Hello sel hugs"
28 ButtonNoseBlues  5 "Lol, Play. Hey, Play."
29 The_Lord_of_London  4 "Tina, as you know, Bill is just getting off work this morning, but he asked me to thank you for sending
the nude photos last night."
30 Queens-Gambit  4 "Where is my lurker This afternoon"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 watty1  572 "Toon paid anyway  🤣🍺"
2 icon  325 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
3 Milla  145 "   🤣"
4 HuffyBollox  94 "🤣"
5 HammerTimePheadXo  83 "unlike you pipsqueaks, I have to head out and meet people. :)"
6 MrJohnsonsJohnson  58 "Monsignor_Hosebag sounds like you attended one of Diddies parties :D"
7 Hayley  47 "She's okay thanks storm. :) "
8 Karen  45 "😶‍🌫️"
9 StormVuLT  33 "Hi Tina :)"
10 missy  33 "Made me a back stabber to her 🤣🤣"
11 SheeEp  29 "hello jennicricket s :)"
12 helmetpolish  24 "not meds time at the hospital yet :D"
13 B-P  23 "if Africa nationalized from abroad it certainly also will win :)"
14 sexyasfook45  22 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
15 unbearable-hashpack-reno  19 "His mommy is the only female who can stand to deal with his ugly face 😂"
16 ExasperatedPheadXo  19 "if it makes you feel better, be my guest :)"
17 CriticalChaos  19 "IBringTheChaos why are you so triggered by my presence :)"
18 CounterCulturalist  19 "and Shaktar Donetsk 😃"
19 julie  17 "😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁"
20 Danielle  17 "And when buying a hoodie.  My daughter wanted to buy it oversized.  The guy said no no no.  U
r not xl.  She is and pointed at me 😂.  Luckily I’m not easily offended 😂"
21 DanceForDaddy  17 "He’s looking at random houses in armley now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
22 SadisticPoet  15 "bet his password was liverpool or glasgow 😅"
23 Flappy_Fanny  15 "😉"
24 spunkmeyer  14 "I literally don't know kid-a :D"
25 vgbhn  13 "that picture 😂 😂 😂 😂"
26 TeeNTee  13 "No Kim, I dont chat at night 😉"
27 nutjobs  13 "what are you talking about nutjob :D"
28 CounterAttack  13 "And I used to call tabby, savage's apprentice 😄"
29 Piss_Up_A_Rope  12 "lorri open wide 😮"
30 IBringTheChaos  12 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 watty1  651 "😁"
2 vampires  509 "moo"
3 Tina2606  321 "Wtf"
4 TheWeeknd  307 "lol"
5 julie  237 "Awe"
6 icon  228 "🎯"
7 ROBBSAYZZ  224 "TINA"
8 Karen  196 "I do"
9 lonegunman  194 "lmao"
10 swansong  164 "haha"
11 MikeTard2025  150 "lol"
12 Milla  130 "😂"
13 freakenstein  116 "lmao"
14 HammerTimePheadXo  80 "ok"
15 Evil-Bill  77 "lol"
16 Button-Nose  76 "BILL"
17 HuffyBollox  74 "😁"
18 freakshow  68 "lmao"
19 Hayley  61 ":O"
20 Flappy_Fanny  60 "lmao"
21 lex123  59 "lol"
22 kid-a  59 "yea"
23 SELINAGUCCII  55 "dam"
24 LocoPorTi-Na  55 "Who?"
25 janey  54 "FACT"
26 CaramelTina  53 "Lmao"
27 ButtonNoseBlues  53 "lmao"
28 missy  51 "🤭"
29 ToXiCTyPeR  49 "Yup."
30 freak_of_nature  48 "haha"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 freak  27 <Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx> Freak, what's going on with your nick?
2 julie  26 <Lesbian_Coochie_Jamboree> Julie, would you be interested in taking Phead's and Sean's virginity
at the same time?
3 vampires  24 <Jet2Holidays> vampires, leave fat old mike alone
4 lonegunman  23 <TheGreatOne> lonegunman, there's been rumours that some autistic immigrant hacked
you
5 Lithium  21 <Expertise> Lithium: it was a hive of wronguns
6 icon  20 <Cuyahosebag> Icon, my condolences. I didn't realize your parents were still dead.
7 Hayley  18 <TheGreatOne> Hayley, did you see the screenshot of lefty?
8 play  17 <Milla> Play, tbh every time i say hi back to U, You are usually go ballistic
9 Milla  14 <Lithium> Milla, how many followers have you got on Insta, son?
10 swansong  13 <TheGreatOne> swansong, you know lefty is your president?
11 Karen  13 <TheGreatOne> Karen, i read it for myself
12 Flappy_Fanny  10 <TheGreatOne> Flappy_Fanny, you better pray he keeps drinking
13 MikeTard2025  9 <TheGreatOne> MikeTard2025, you touch my shit...i break your hands
14 freakshow  9 <Lithium> freakshow, were you a Hulkamaniac growing up?
15 TheWeeknd  8 <TheGreatOne> TheWeeknd, if that happened there's plenty of them that would screenshot
things instantly
16 Spooky  8 <Balls_OLeary> Spooky, the old fuck has theorized that he could have Vance run for
president with Fatty Trump as VP candidate, then Vance would resign
and Fatty would become president. But that doesn't work either.
17 kid-a  8 <Hosebag_for_the_People> Kid-A, the Grand Whoremaster of Budapest.
18 Kenny  8 <Cuyahosebag> Kenny, I heard about a job opening that sounds perfect for you. It's
bouncer for the Leeds public library.
19 freakenstein  8 <TheGreatOne> freakenstein, you would do absolutely nothing, you're a bitch
20 spruce  7 <Hosebag_for_the_People> Spruce, sorry we can't live up to your high standards.
21 watty1  6 <TeeNTee> Watty4, can you count to 5?
22 T5T293737337  6 <TheGreatOne> T5T383736363, the problem is most don't go into education either
23 Prochefsean  5 <TheGreatOne> Prochefsean, i don't think many know each other in real life
24 SadisticPoet  4 <TheGreatOne> SadisticPoet, but apparently i fooled you for years with fake ones about
sav
25 hi  4 <Maria12> Hi, men uk, who those want to fuck me your fill sperm in vagina become
pregnant single mum.1
26 HammerTimePheadXo  4 <TheGreatOne> HammerTimePheadXo, before you go i have some news for you
27 Danielle  4 <Cuya_McHosebag> Danielle, did you know that when Sean sits on Steve Bannon's lap,
you can hardly see Bannon's lips move?
28 sanctemonious_knob  3 <Expertise> sanctemonious_knob: i'll help u if i c an   >>>  ??????
29 Mart  3 <TheGreatOne> Mart, why are you just letting immigrants chase you back home though
, sounds like a bitch thing to do
30 Focus_Pocus  3 <StormVuLT> Focus_Pocus, she requires one whole table



#kisschat.co.uk's slappers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 TheWeeknd  10 * TheWeeknd slaps ButtonNoseBlues with a hat
2 Button-Nose  1 * Button-Nose slaps bill with her laptop



Top 10 slapped victims

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 watty1  1 * TheWeeknd slaps watty1 with a laptop
2 Tina2606  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Tina2606 with a fat walrus
3 sexyasfook45  1 * TheWeeknd slaps sexyasfook45 with the back hand
4 Lorri  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Lorri with the back hand
5 LocoPorTi-Na  1 * TheWeeknd slaps LocoPorTi-Na with a tuna. Still in the can! *BONK* That will leave
a mark
6 kid-a  1 * TheWeeknd slaps kid-a with the back hand
7 freakenstein  1 * TheWeeknd slaps freakenstein with a hat
8 Flappy_Fanny  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Flappy_Fanny with the back hand
9 Cg  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Cg totally with a ladies handbag
10 ButtonNoseBlues  1 * TheWeeknd slaps ButtonNoseBlues with a hat



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