#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics generated from Thursday 24 Oct 2024 to Wednesday 30 Oct 2024487 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period
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Long term statistics - two month sections
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Estimated number of lines for current section: 429271 lines
Top week: 14 Aug-20 Aug 2022 - 66278 lines
Big Numbers
| DaveHandbrake liked talking about themself - 82 descriptions altogether. Sample:
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| ItsAsh was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 38% of lines contained questions. freakshow didn't know that much either. 25% of lines were questions. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 33 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row). freakshow also chatted to themselve 21 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| jane had a sticky shift button - wrote 758 lines in CAPS. Sample:
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| Channel activity peak: 23 people were active on 28 Oct 2024 22:00 - 23:00 Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| MikeTard24 didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 66 letters per line. (normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 32 letters/line) | ||||||||||||||||||
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Top 200 nicks
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | DaveHandbrake | 3058 |
"Have you forgotten you were caught red handed as happyjulie48 begging for people to be nice to you" |
| 2 | freakshow | 2906 |
"Dave i'm not going to warn u again .......................................fuck odd or feel the full wrath of freak" |
| 3 | icon | 2709 |
"Oh fat Peter you want gym selfies ???" |
| 4 | play | 2114 |
"SELINA LOVES TRUMP MORE EVERYDAY" |
| 5 | MikeTard24 | 1993 |
"punch that screen hard" |
| 6 | Sherry | 1330 |
"someone gave him a dog its names cilla lol" |
| 7 | missymoo | 1328 |
"Rude going when I get here lol" |
| 8 | Milla | 1246 |
" Any right hands ??" |
| 9 | HammerTimePheadXo | 1163 |
"watty2 <--------------- you're tearing your liver apart, drunk loser" |
| 10 | kid-a | 1033 |
" i never know all those actors" |
| 11 | jane | 873 |
"OPS I BURPED THEN SORRY" |
| 12 | Vance | 587 |
"if the grapes are sour" |
| 13 | GYM | 560 |
"He's 6'5 .....wide belly like a barrel of ale" |
| 14 | Roberto-Baggio | 547 |
"Sheep think before you abuse" |
| 15 | dragon-lights-reno | 520 |
"$25 or more a pound" |
| 16 | Jonnie | 505 |
"Alonee gots a cold it could turn into Amonya" |
| 17 | commas-on-commas-nevada | 488 |
"You sound like a boomer" |
| 18 | Iefty | 453 |
"no meag lefty is just carefull who he gives pics too" |
| 19 | Evil-Bill | 449 |
"The wonders of hair dye." |
| 20 | Marty | 443 |
"Bless you for trying though" |
| 21 | GRiLLo | 442 |
"in fact any woman who rejects you is perfectly sane" |
| 22 | Cg | 413 |
"No dont believe i have" |
| 23 | Ballymor | 411 |
"freakshow who is getting destrpyed" |
| 24 | Marcus-Aurelius | 408 |
"Jonnie Is the credit to Southern California" |
| 25 | BP | 403 |
"suppose he does, then what? we gonna make a story out of it !!!!!" |
| 26 | RunWithTheFox | 397 |
"kid-a is a rescpectably" |
| 27 | P_Diddler | 385 |
"nah the conservative are nearly as bad as labour" |
| 28 | ROBOOOOSAYZ | 379 |
"MY MATERIAL FUNNIER THAN HERS" |
| 29 | TheInvincibleOne | 374 |
"i couldnt give a shit about you or your pathetic lifes" |
| 30 | nurp | 369 |
"karen smack ur titties wots my name" |
| 31 | binman | 367 |
"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/3d47f499e1459f25d59c5a... ...c0b5c62dca/Meaghedelic%20MAN.jpg" |
| 32 | Karen | 345 |
"I voted early too mista" |
| 33 | watty4 | 342 |
"Wish there was more chatters like me then this chat would be great 👍" |
| 34 | Julius-Caesar | 340 |
"On transgender issues" |
| 35 | SirPeanut | 337 |
"freakshow still chatting up a man jess aka icon what a drunken fool he is" |
| 36 | Khandi | 330 |
"I hope you've learned a valid lesson today" |
| 37 | Northy | 327 |
"no i prefer the sport" |
| 38 | Wombatman | 325 |
"No, it's called "Intelligence quotient" because it divides what a person can rapidly learn from what a person cannot rapidly learn. "Quotient" is the answer to a division problem. " |
| 39 | commas-in-place-nevada | 305 |
"Vance, I run an IRC client on my phone" |
| 40 | SheeEp | 304 |
"was just fussing it the other day and it decided to take chunks out of me arm lol" |
| 41 | Danielle | 302 |
"She was in a Netflix film that was good" |
| 42 | Jesus-of-Nazareth | 300 |
"And sensational weasel" |
| 43 | T5T3897498378934 | 297 |
"ICON gets drunk on MILK" |
| 44 | cyberJason | 284 |
"sure does sound like a man" |
| 45 | MrNice | 281 |
"chipmunk I'm not a muslim" |
| 46 | RegiBaby | 267 |
"dont judge me by your standard biddy ol cunt jane" |
| 47 | rake-it-up-nevada | 254 |
"Lol time for the hot tub" |
| 48 | Excess | 249 |
"Fear not, my lord. Your servant shall do so. They exit. Act 1, scene 2. Act 2, scene 2. In A Midsummer Night's Dream, Shakespeare stages the workings of love. Theseus and …" |
| 49 | Apple | 247 |
"ROB A NATURAL BORN SH-T AS-" |
| 50 | Peanut | 243 |
"maybe they have all gone to fight for the ukraine" |
| 51 | ROBSEROASSAYZ | 228 |
"INBREEDING: Ashkenazi Jews descended from just 350 people, study finds: “everyone is a 30th cousin”" |
| 52 | seed | 227 |
"IAM TYPING TO DAVE PM OKS" |
| 53 | Screamo | 227 |
"ignore people in here they only make up shit" |
| 54 | Pascal-Montana | 221 |
"Go to bed you think everybody's pascal" |
| 55 | Mercurial | 216 |
"jane, why do you type in caps you demented biddy?" |
| 56 | absent | 216 |
"its good for your soul kid" |
| 57 | Tommasso | 209 |
"MikeTard24 i want to wake up but i dont know what it means and thats me being honest" |
| 58 | michelle_wwe | 209 |
"my bf been to prison 4 times" |
| 59 | flatearther | 208 |
"no no MikeTard24 history is good" |
| 60 | BailsOut | 199 |
"arent pm's a direct link between users devices anyway" |
| 61 | SELINAGUCCI | 195 |
"i have turned down a few invites from lesbians " |
| 62 | Showtime | 192 |
"them popeye arms tho" |
| 63 | DFR | 192 |
"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/e4167bd63e59ec1302e21... ...b297ca87acb/Avocado-AKA-Ray-Burger-Hodges.jpg" |
| 64 | blenders-nevada | 192 |
"He takes it then comes into chat trying to get sexual with people 59 years younger than him" |
| 65 | UncleLuke | 178 |
"get the fuck out and never return" |
| 66 | PenisTimePheadXo | 175 |
"You should try modaling regi" |
| 67 | lonegunman | 169 |
"i liked it when the Ukrainians came here" |
| 68 | ICON-GIN-TIME | 165 |
"And then got battered by that weirdo Russian dancer she married" |
| 69 | Chipmunk | 165 |
"jess do you think Milla will let me see her naked" |
| 70 | ROBOOSAYZ | 161 |
"JESS COULDNT BEAR THE THE THOUGHT OF ME LEAVING" |
| 71 | Nick58 | 160 |
"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/bfadba5b7701960e334134... ...2c04914d1e/Untitled.jpg" |
| 72 | ROBEASAYSAYZ | 157 |
"NITE WATTY4 FAT JEW" |
| 73 | Jammz | 156 |
"I'm a Mormon, but a badboy Mormon" |
| 74 | ROBOCOPSAYZ | 155 |
"Tulsi would make a good woman President. Way better than the laughing hyena." |
| 75 | JenniCricket | 150 |
"Cakes now if u quit drinking you'll lose weight and be more heart healthy" |
| 76 | Sharkboy | 139 |
"why was your testes on fire" |
| 77 | Sau | 139 |
"do yer forearms ever get in the way Milla?" |
| 78 | SensHandbroke | 138 |
"he thought play was icon dave did" |
| 79 | MongCake | 136 |
"cuyahosebag are you gay" |
| 80 | huncho-hundos-nevada | 136 |
"You probably live in one too" |
| 81 | lex123 | 130 |
"hospotals have fucking heroin" |
| 82 | TheGreatOne | 126 |
"pascal...biden was president AFTER trump" |
| 83 | FreeSpirit | 126 |
"lex123 could be the next diane abbott" |
| 84 | Semper | 120 |
"when there's no coloureds around, marty will go for the next best thing" |
| 85 | jimboy-tacos-nevada | 120 |
"Why don't you shut your ******* mouth you wanna be jesus" |
| 86 | Mr-McMahon | 119 |
"GYM was banned once for posting bestiality images last year" |
| 87 | ItsAsh | 117 |
"Yeah that’s probably true haha" |
| 88 | Far-Right | 117 |
"mohammed would have liked Harris" |
| 89 | Outaker | 112 |
"freakshow keep pushing that self-destruct button mate" |
| 90 | maggiemay2 | 112 |
"jill sieun is the only human being in the running" |
| 91 | Lewisham_Mcdeez | 110 |
"I like Brixton though" |
| 92 | BlacksAreMonkeys | 110 |
"despite making up only 13% of London’s total population, black Londoners account for 45% of London’s knife murder victims, 61% of knife murder perpetrators and 53% of knife crime perpetrators." |
| 93 | Marx | 109 |
"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7xkW7rWjG2Y" |
| 94 | boobs | 107 |
"dont try and be funny again coz ur a bit crap" |
| 95 | MrSpacely | 104 |
"halloween is the one day of the year I can go out without a mask and still blend in completely" |
| 96 | ROBbacksayz | 103 |
"SHOUT OUT TO AL THE CHATTERS" |
| 97 | Sons | 102 |
"Well this mansion is a prison" |
| 98 | Hardman-Alan-Banker | 101 |
"Here's Sydney Campbell the bus king" |
| 99 | Cuyahosebag | 99 |
"No one knows better than Phead how cockroaches think." |
| 100 | norb | 97 |
"om being attacked by stupid people" |
| 101 | tanc8 | 91 |
"his insults tend to be repetitive" |
| 102 | MrPurple | 91 |
"Dave likes the red balls more than the blue balls " |
| 103 | Cranberry | 91 |
"IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE !!" |
| 104 | timber | 89 |
"yes its Milla surname" |
| 105 | MrBeige | 89 |
"pinkie is on there too" |
| 106 | InToTomorrow | 89 |
"you can tell it's icon in the things jess says" |
| 107 | RegisteredName | 88 |
"Chipmunk = froggie the nonce" |
| 108 | Tranquility | 86 |
"jess ever been taken by a penis so large it gives you a sciatic orgasm?" |
| 109 | timmy | 86 |
"i ate whole chiken leg b4" |
| 110 | snowfall | 84 |
"what did he chat about jess?" |
| 111 | amnesia | 83 |
"when archaeologists discover wattys bones in the future they'll think he was a retarded midget" |
| 112 | ROBSUNNYSAYZ | 82 |
"HARRIS WILL WIN NO MATTER WHAT." |
| 113 | LolaRose | 81 |
"Can't believe my dad is so thick" |
| 114 | Jacobs | 81 |
"I just wanted to say hi" |
| 115 | Skullcrusher | 79 |
"like it's 1990 ok then" |
| 116 | La-Haine | 75 |
"To I've had the time of my life" |
| 117 | Janedoe | 72 |
"ICON SO OBSESSED WITH SHERRY !! GEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" |
| 118 | _ax | 71 |
"will go on a diet after Christmas" |
| 119 | ROBOSAYZ | 70 |
"FREAK TRYING T GET INTO TABBYS UNDIES" |
| 120 | Raylan-Givens | 70 |
"Pascal, what wine would you pair with baked beans and fried luncheon meat?" |
| 121 | distantfurore92 | 70 |
"it's not for me to judge you jess" |
| 122 | Lianne | 66 |
"you couldnt get it up for your wife" |
| 123 | Frank-Rizzo | 66 |
"I should have used some P Diddy references on TOTE" |
| 124 | Licano000- | 62 |
"so here's an educational video for you" |
| 125 | ROBSSSSAYZ | 61 |
"NAME...FUK UR SISSTER" |
| 126 | happyjulieu48 | 61 |
"My Chicago bears lost" |
| 127 | ceefax | 59 |
"that's called a fivehead glow" |
| 128 | boo | 58 |
"im a steak ur a stupid fish and chips" |
| 129 | summer-wind | 57 |
"This is one helluva autistic triumvirate" |
| 130 | hotrod | 57 |
"Pascal-Montana (webchat@jji.n4g.3.31.IP) has left (Ping timeout: 120 seconds)" |
| 131 | dorg | 57 |
"Mod do poo poo on carpets" |
| 132 | SleepyRegi | 55 |
"kennys only 5 foot i heard" |
| 133 | cinema-paradiso | 55 |
"they have the makings of a great potboiler, Mikey" |
| 134 | Kingdom-of-Heaven | 54 |
"Did you know back in Roman times horses were over 9 feet tall?" |
| 135 | Quarrelsome | 53 |
"and after I've battered missymoo, I'm gonna slap up Sherry too" |
| 136 | Avocado | 51 |
"Mike Retardogomedov lol" |
| 137 | Piper | 49 |
"Yea that’s good planning for TRUMPY" |
| 138 | muzz | 49 |
"you a pole dancer Vance ?" |
| 139 | monty | 49 |
"kid-a would get fukked in blantyre" |
| 140 | JULIE | 48 |
"Raglan fuck off you silly little child" |
| 141 | ChatDaddy | 48 |
"Remember pascal is a drunken jobless bullshitting nonce" |
| 142 | SENS | 47 |
"SAVES ON WEARING GLASSES" |
| 143 | LeeBowyer | 47 |
"I'll put my right hand through your heads." |
| 144 | Drumsound | 47 |
"who would want to stalk kenny" |
| 145 | DaveHandbrakey | 47 |
"Yes pm my name is Dave Hannah" |
| 146 | Baklava | 47 |
"Pissed out his nut last night as Janet, Kim and Alan Bunker went trick or treating" |
| 147 | bloo | 46 |
"u collected my rubbish today" |
| 148 | s8 | 45 |
"24/ 7 in chat JOBLESS-ICON posting fictitious links and cloning others" |
| 149 | CGritz | 45 |
"are you sure about that?" |
| 150 | iconic | 44 |
"Vance xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 151 | DEMON | 42 |
"If I am part of a university I have to follow certain rules and regulations , I cannot say its my own choice" |
| 152 | SLEW_DEM | 41 |
"45% white in 2020 it says here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada#Dem... ...ographics" |
| 153 | ROBRELOADSAYZ | 40 |
"we killed this roon dave" |
| 154 | hemp | 40 |
"Wattyl big Name in here with freakshow" |
| 155 | dumani | 40 |
"you never naswered my question from earlier" |
| 156 | wattythelegend | 39 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 157 | Sourdough | 39 |
"Here's Kid AA senile Sydney Campbell the fat benefits fraud living with his mummy who's 96" |
| 158 | Cuyahosebag_PLC | 39 |
"This Paki immigrant lives in a broom closet and gets paid minimum wage working for a low-rent Toronto personal injury lawyer. He pumps himself up with fantasies of being rich, cute, and beloved. Totally pathetic." |
| 159 | missymooo | 38 |
"Just think hes not used to being handled" |
| 160 | Speedqueen | 37 |
"Dave you sound to much like icon" |
| 161 | BigDave | 37 |
"The beat of Love Supreme is cracking" |
| 162 | Un-bel-homme | 36 |
"What's your favourite song?" |
| 163 | quavers | 36 |
"TheInvincibleOne 412 jabs to the chin, you die" |
| 164 | ftd | 36 |
"If you means icon it's James" |
| 165 | excelsior | 36 |
"milla is a tepid mess" |
| 166 | crumbs | 35 |
"atleast he didnt die hungry" |
| 167 | JenniWeedWhore | 33 |
"gay paki get banish or beaten to death" |
| 168 | Beehive | 33 |
"Icon why turn into a dirty dog ?" |
| 169 | slimybean | 31 |
"What's a cunt waffle" |
| 170 | Psychiatrist | 31 |
"💊" |
| 171 | gs | 31 |
"Shasta has got a club foot" |
| 172 | GloomySkies | 31 |
"Your right tgo one did just join lol" |
| 173 | EviI-BilI | 31 |
"hot sex helps, Cg, just sayin'" |
| 174 | x9 | 30 |
"Stop fucking logging in under two names at the same time. I might leave you alone" |
| 175 | SunCity | 30 |
"I don't want them here. Big up Douglas Murray https://youtu.be/q9HuflNw... ...qiA?feature=shared" |
| 176 | Shasta | 30 |
"Icon known as mr fart" |
| 177 | Pineapple | 30 |
"GTO ANOTHER MR USE TO BE" |
| 178 | MaryJBlige | 30 |
"brb" |
| 179 | Catalog | 30 |
"USE TO BE LOADED . SOMETHING MADE THIS PLACE TURN DEAD" |
| 180 | Cannoli | 30 |
"What a shower of cunts" |
| 181 | SharkMajor | 28 |
"blenders-nevada shag him then" |
| 182 | iconicCEO | 28 |
"Number 1 in the sharts" |
| 183 | TOTE | 27 |
"you have no idea who I am" |
| 184 | PascaI-Montana | 27 |
"You idiotic gullible moron" |
| 185 | o | 27 |
"no one cares about me" |
| 186 | Name6983 | 27 |
"this is all too retarded" |
| 187 | Rig | 26 |
"now off you go and lick some windows" |
| 188 | pascal_mombasa | 26 |
"Breathe in natural air" |
| 189 | February-On-A-Bitch | 26 |
"https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAONxUVu2XK/?igsh=MWlnMjU2cGdzN... ...DNiOQ==" |
| 190 | death-valley-nevada | 26 |
"What's understood doesn't need to be explained" |
| 191 | ROBDORERSAYZ | 25 |
"OR ILL TEEL YOUR FATHER ON YOU" |
| 192 | mountigneous | 25 |
"jess, you're a cunt. get off the screen" |
| 193 | ggl | 25 |
"Wot a life aye smacked off ya tits from 7am and ranting in chat for 8 hours loool" |
| 194 | denko | 25 |
"nice to see a good looking man at the top" |
| 195 | BedsitHandbrake | 25 |
"Gets timber to massage my moobies" |
| 196 | Jerzei_balowski | 24 |
"Therefore there are two Paul baileys within his one bald head" |
| 197 | Pablo-Gonzalez | 23 |
"Uno, dos, tres, cuatro" |
| 198 | Hardman-Perry | 23 |
"Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/3453d30fa7758af404c273... ...dadd7b70c7/IMG_7803.jpeg" |
| 199 | hxv | 22 |
"Apple lives in a smelly trailer with poo smeared up the walls" |
| 200 | HARD | 22 |
"I will expose you pedo , you will be beaten up by your neighbours" |
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
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Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | MikeTard24 - 568 | DaveHandbrake - 944 |
icon - 2055 | DaveHandbrake - 1153 |
| 2 | Milla - 453 | Sherry - 719 |
play - 943 | play - 1040 |
| 3 | freakshow - 379 | freakshow - 566 |
freakshow - 926 | freakshow - 1035 |
| 4 | Jonnie - 334 | GYM - 560 |
DaveHandbrake - 714 | jane - 783 |
| 5 | Marty - 328 | MikeTard24 - 470 |
missymoo - 639 | Roberto-Baggio - 547 |
| 6 | TheInvincibleOne - 295 | missymoo - 361 |
Sherry - 611 | MikeTard24 - 538 |
| 7 | HammerTimePheadXo - 286 | Milla - 333 |
MikeTard24 - 417 | kid-a - 521 |
| 8 | DaveHandbrake - 247 | Wombatman - 325 |
Vance - 376 | HammerTimePheadXo - 519 |
| 9 | SirPeanut - 229 | Northy - 295 |
GRiLLo - 360 | icon - 433 |
| 10 | UncleLuke - 178 | kid-a - 288 |
HammerTimePheadXo - 358 | Marcus-Aurelius - 408 |
Timezone:
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Chat partners
People who like talking to each other
| Hours 0-6 | Hours 6-12 | |||||
| 1 | Chipmunk | Milla | 1 | DaveHandbrake | timmy | |
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| 2 | SirPeanut | freakshow | 2 | DaveHandbrake | Sherry | |
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| 3 | MikeTard24 | Milla | 3 | DaveHandbrake | freakshow | |
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| 4 | Chipmunk | MrNice | 4 | Sherry | freakshow | |
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| 5 | Lewisham_Mcdeez | Marty | 5 | MikeTard24 | timber | |
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| 6 | Milla | RegisteredName | 6 | MikeTard24 | Milla | |
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| 7 | HammerTimePheadXo | MrNice | 7 | timber | Milla | |
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| 8 | Milla | Sau | 8 | Northy | Sherry | |
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| 9 | Milla | ItsAsh | 9 | DaveHandbrake | missymoo | |
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| 10 | Marty | Showtime | 10 | Peanut | Sherry | |
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| 11 | Marty | jimboy-tacos-nevada | 11 | Marx | freakshow | |
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| 12 | Marty | BP | 12 | Sherry | missymoo | |
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| 13 | HammerTimePheadXo | freakshow | 13 | ICON-GIN-TIME | michelle_wwe | |
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| 14 | freakshow | DaveHandbrake | 14 | Mr-McMahon | michelle_wwe | |
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| 15 | Milla | MrNice | 15 | Apple | ROBOCOPSAYZ | |
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| 16 | Marty | SirPeanut | 16 | Khandi | Sherry | |
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| 17 | Marty | PenisTimePheadXo | 17 | DaveHandbrake | MikeTard24 | |
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| 18 | MikeTard24 | absent | 18 | ROBOOSAYZ | timmy | |
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| 19 | Jammz | Marty | 19 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 20 | Milla | excelsior | 20 | Apple | hxv | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | icon | play | 1 | kid-a | play | |
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| 2 | icon | GYM | 2 | play | DaveHandbrake | |
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| 3 | icon | DaveHandbrake | 3 | icon | jane | |
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| 4 | HammerTimePheadXo | Vance | 4 | Milla | play | |
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| 5 | Sherry | missymoo | 5 | DaveHandbrake | freakshow | |
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| 6 | MikeTard24 | icon | 6 | Karen | play | |
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| 7 | GRiLLo | icon | 7 | DaveHandbrake | timmy | |
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| 8 | freakshow | play | 8 | RunWithTheFox | play | |
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| 9 | Sherry | icon | 9 | Roberto-Baggio | play | |
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| 10 | DaveHandbrake | freakshow | 10 | DaveHandbrake | jane | |
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| 11 | Sherry | freakshow | 11 | Jammz | Marty | |
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| 12 | RegiBaby | Screamo | 12 | SENS | play | |
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| 13 | DaveHandbrake | timmy | 13 | DaveHandbrake | RunWithTheFox | |
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| 14 | Karen | play | 14 | HammerTimePheadXo | kid-a | |
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| 15 | freakshow | missymoo | 15 | BP | DaveHandbrake | |
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| 16 | DaveHandbrake | Sherry | 16 | icon | play | |
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| 17 | MikeTard24 | Tommasso | 17 | Roberto-Baggio | nurp | |
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| 18 | icon | missymoo | 18 | nurp | jane | |
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| 19 | GRiLLo | HammerTimePheadXo | 19 | Ballymor | P_Diddler | |
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| 20 | HammerTimePheadXo | Sherry | 20 | MikeTard24 | Milla | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | Karen | 7 |
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| 2 | GRiLLo | 7 |
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| 3 | Danielle | 7 |
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| 4 | Sherry | 7 |
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| 5 | missymoo | 7 |
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| 6 | TheGreatOne | 7 |
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| 7 | Cg | 7 |
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| 8 | maggiemay2 | 7 |
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| 9 | happyjulieu48 | 7 |
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| 10 | Iefty | 7 |
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| 11 | Northy | 7 |
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| 12 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 13 | HammerTimePheadXo | 7 |
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| 14 | icon | 7 |
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| 15 | jane | 7 |
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| 16 | play | 7 |
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| 17 | Peanut | 7 |
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| 18 | DaveHandbrake | 7 |
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| 19 | freakshow | 6 |
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| 20 | SheeEp | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | kid-a | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 2 | HammerTimePheadXo | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 3 | Iefty | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 4 | Northy | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 5 | icon | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 6 | Peanut | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 7 | DaveHandbrake | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 8 | jane | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 9 | play | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 10 | Danielle | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 11 | Sherry | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 12 | Karen | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 13 | GRiLLo | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 14 | missymoo | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 15 | maggiemay2 | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 16 | happyjulieu48 | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 17 | TheGreatOne | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 18 | Cg | 7 |
24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 19 | SheeEp | 6 |
25 Oct - 30 Oct 2024 |
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| 20 | Khandi | 5 |
24 Oct - 28 Oct 2024 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 48.. | 9 |
MikeTard24(66.3), TheGreatOne(55.1), Hardman-Alan-Banker(51.8), H... |
| 45..47 | 2 |
ItsAsh(47.8), ROBOOSAYZ(45.4) |
| 42..44 | 4 |
BailsOut(44.2), BP(42.6), MrNice(42.2), Chipmunk(42.1) |
| 39..41 | 8 |
Jesus-of-Nazareth(41.7), DaveHandbrake(41.1), SheeEp(40.6), Outak... |
| 36..38 | 2 |
absent(38.0), Marx(36.1) |
| 33..35 | 14 |
commas-in-place-nevada(35.6), DFR(35.1), Jammz(34.8), Tommasso(... |
| 30..32 | 8 |
commas-on-commas-nevada(32.0), Peanut(31.9), P_Diddler(31.3), dra... |
| 27..29 | 12 |
Screamo(29.7), play(29.7), kid-a(29.5), boobs(29.3), RegiBaby(28.6), r... |
| 24..26 | 18 |
JenniCricket(26.9), Apple(26.8), nurp(26.5), Marty(26.5), PenisTimePhe... |
| 21..23 | 11 |
Sau(23.6), cyberJason(23.5), MrSpacely(22.7), SensHandbroke(22.6),... |
| ..20 | 10 |
FreeSpirit(20.8), Showtime(20.8), Jonnie(20.0), ROBOCOPSAYZ(19.6)... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
Popular words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2576 | "that" | DaveHandbrake | 30 Oct 23:49 |
| 1566 | "your" | MikeTard24 | 30 Oct 23:56 |
| 1536 | "with" | play | 30 Oct 23:50 |
| 1520 | "have" | DaveHandbrake | 30 Oct 23:49 |
| 1351 | "like" | DaveHandbrake | 30 Oct 23:53 |
| 1150 | "here" | Mercurial | 30 Oct 23:19 |
| 1108 | "they" | DaveHandbrake | 30 Oct 23:50 |
| 1102 | "Dave" | MikeTard24 | 30 Oct 23:54 |
| 1022 | "Jess" | freakshow | 30 Oct 20:08 |
| 1009 | "will" | DaveHandbrake | 30 Oct 23:51 |
Frequently mentioned nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 973 | "icon" | hotrod | 30 Oct 19:53 |
| 573 | "play" | MikeTard24 | 30 Oct 23:49 |
| 531 | "freakshow" | DaveHandbrake | 30 Oct 23:57 |
| 443 | "Milla" | play | 30 Oct 14:46 |
| 438 | "Sherry" | freakshow | 30 Oct 17:17 |
The most words that no-one else uses
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 147 | DaveHandbrake | "panic"(11), "Clark"(6), "timy"(3), "styles"(9), "Smackhead"(15), "demented"(9), "Spanish"(4), "happyjulie"(11), "chippenham"(11), "cocktail"(3), "POINTING"(3), "partners"(3), "happyjulie48"(39), "micropenis"(8), "chemicals"(4), "transexual"(3), "smackheads"(3), "UNDERARMOUR"(5), "crossdressing"(6), "SensHandbroke "(3) |
| 117 | MikeTard24 | "groovy"(20), "ufos"(4), "d⃣"(3), "n⃣"(3), "T⃣"(3), "moui"(3), "shoop"(5), "̲̅H"(3), "outlaw"(5), "Grunge"(5), "binges"(5), "Cackling"(7), "comform"(4), "honesty"(4), "screwed"(3), "officers"(5), "establishment"(19), "nevermind"(4), "expression"(5), "commonsense"(3) |
| 58 | play | "fffs"(4), "arts"(3), "Alec"(3), "pulp"(3), "hrad"(3), "negro"(4), "rapist"(7), "liffe"(3), "SSENSS"(4), "misfit"(3), "thyroid"(4), "dumbest"(4), "beamers"(3), "dave/icon"(7), "anything "(3), "vaccinated"(3), "yerrrrrrrrrr"(4), "YERRRRRRRRRRR"(4), "cuteduckiebop"(4), "patrickseaweeddance"(5) |
| 58 | icon | "skid"(5), "vest"(5), "pints"(6), "HIPPO"(5), "Crete"(3), "WEIGH"(3), "powered"(8), "shaven"(5), "pushes"(4), "custom"(4), "saloon"(3), "pizzas"(3), "remand"(3), "Adjusts"(3), "nuttier"(3), "reported"(4), "XOXOXOXO"(4), "profiles"(3), "Reverses"(3), "granddaughter"(3) |
| 53 | HammerTimePheadXo | "~waves"(12), "prep"(3), "Sarah"(4), "binge"(4), "intense"(9), "Henson"(5), "remove"(3), "TRUMPY"(3), "her. "(5), "arrives"(3), "mirrors"(3), "assorted"(6), "products"(3), "migrants"(3), "landslide"(5), "Childhood"(4), "restaurant"(4), "administer"(3), "self-hating"(4), "drug-addicted"(8) |
| 49 | Milla | " :D"(30), "Usyk"(5), " im"(4), " Sau"(6), " Get"(5), " Jane"(4), "Dublin"(4), "spinach"(7), "Hitman"(3), " Stop"(3), "ahahha"(3), "server"(3), "You’re"(8), "Let’s"(5), "D.Trump"(6), "Barking"(3), " Excess"(3), "Please "(3), "orchestra"(3), " Avocado"(3) |
| 49 | Sherry | "khan"(6), "kettle"(10), "heel"(4), "hunni"(7), "fuel"(3), "snip"(3), "fags"(3), "yoker"(5), "Misha"(5), "wifey"(4), "safer"(3), "wimpy"(3), "hiself"(6), "remote"(5), "singed"(3), "bastid"(3), "nutters"(4), "bollock"(3), "LICKERS"(3), "breakin"(3) |
| 42 | freakshow | "morb"(5), "nowe"(4), "sway"(3), "dots"(3), "shine"(4), "decided"(7), "serial"(3), "FUKING"(3), "surname"(5), "accused"(5), "kissing"(5), "SPOTTED"(4), "changer"(4), "fishing"(4), "piscall"(3), "persist"(3), "confident"(8), "expected"(5), "dawnstar"(3), "wherever"(3) |
| 26 | kid-a | " that"(14), " Hi"(7), " ah"(3), "magg"(3), " one"(5), " yea"(5), "Smith"(4), "fairy"(3), " can"(3), "tattoos"(8), "dollar"(4), " pasc"(3), " great"(4), " trump"(4), "handles"(3), " there"(3), "childish"(3), "enjoying"(3), "hurricane"(3), "apostrophes"(4) |
| 21 | GRiLLo | "Bono"(4), "geek"(4), "Dylan"(3), "mong "(3), "Ontario"(6), "Toronto"(5), "Savagee"(3), "earning"(3), "Dolores"(3), "contains"(4), "pandemic"(3), "reducing"(3), "defendant"(4), "Freelance"(3), "imagined”"(3), "coronavirus"(3), "Chippenham "(3), "self-employed"(3), "Griffin-McGill"(5), "“experienced"(3) |
These pairs speak with their own words
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 47 | icon and GYM | "rays"(16), "Hodges"(30), "Earl"(8), "Combe"(10), "dung"(5), "xxxxxxxxx"(104), "armour"(8), "Senile"(7), "bedroom"(9), "Vivian"(5), "Wi-Fi"(3), "litres"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxx"(58), "recluse"(5), "Wiltshire"(11), "nearest"(3), "smoothies"(4), "Broadmoor"(3), "Parkhurst"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(30) |
| 37 | DaveHandbrake and MikeTard24 | "noon"(3), "sloth"(5), "legacy"(8), "hefty"(4), "reddit"(6), "rhymes"(5), "exodus"(4), "Victim"(4), "somewhere"(12), "extent"(3), "predict"(5), "BLESSED"(5), "juvenile"(8), "silence"(4), "sinking"(3), "sunbathe"(3), "technically"(10), "followers"(4), "tolerance"(3), "impressive"(6) |
| 36 | DaveHandbrake and freakshow | "gayboy"(22), "ghost"(11), "warn"(5), "swiy"(3), "Thts"(3), "lasts"(4), "faith"(3), "blpwf"(3), "meltdown"(10), "pasted"(4), "cloned"(3), "ulikwe"(3), "scores"(3), "bizarre"(5), "foolish"(5), "napoleon"(5), "resident"(4), "Westerfield"(10), "associate"(3), "flustered"(3) |
| 27 | DaveHandbrake and kid-a | "gigs"(12), "envy"(5), "rapid"(7), "cooper"(8), "noted"(4), "Birthday"(10), "direct"(4), "guessed"(4), "requires"(7), "visiting"(5), "maintain"(4), "Engaging"(4), "WEDDINGS"(4), "Billionaire"(12), "Musicians"(3), "playground"(5), "attempting"(5), "appropriate"(6), "vocabularys"(4), "frustration"(3) |
| 21 | DaveHandbrake and icon | "Data"(13), "poppet"(12), "fraud"(6), "cases"(5), "drums"(4), "plastic"(9), "boobies"(8), "mocking"(6), "weighs"(3), "dealers"(4), "cracking"(6), "suspect"(3), "ANTIQUES"(4), "consists"(4), "simpleton"(7), "Breakdown"(7), "homework"(4), "oblivious"(6), "Victorian"(3), "professional"(7) |
| 20 | Milla and kid-a | " lmao"(22), " hey"(12), " ok"(8), "jazz"(6), " omg"(9), " yes"(9), " me"(3), " an"(3), " are"(6), " old"(5), "tunes"(4), " Gosh"(4), "actors"(3), " take"(3), "pilates"(4), "singers"(4), " never"(4), "library"(3), " right"(3), " Timmy"(3) |
| 19 | DaveHandbrake and play | "Tramp"(24), "tranny"(24), "itss"(7), "cuts"(6), "Davicon"(12), "puppy"(5), "stray"(5), "sized"(4), "liars"(4), "lacks"(3), "nippy"(3), "Agenda"(5), "weapon"(4), "disease"(4), "Victory"(4), "Billionaires"(18), "BLOCKING"(3), "perverts"(3), "menopausal"(3) |
| 17 | MikeTard24 and Roberto-Baggio | "beds"(5), "Harsh"(6), "flow"(3), "sorta"(4), "regime"(6), "compared"(10), "federal"(6), "Pelosi"(3), "compare"(5), "fairies"(5), "propaganda"(13), "citizens"(6), "agencies"(4), "PERMANENT"(4), "corruption"(7), "eventually"(6), "institutions"(7) |
| 16 | play and MikeTard24 | "colors"(16), "ffor"(6), "thus"(6), "toll"(5), "RUMP"(4), "theyre"(10), "wasa"(3), "felon"(6), "costs"(6), "liberal"(11), "chong"(5), "leftist"(10), "multi"(3), "Cringe"(4), "yankee"(3), "afterall"(3) |
| 16 | freakshow and MikeTard24 | "nite"(12), "details"(15), "fees"(4), "lime"(3), "access"(9), "hust"(3), "patch"(5), "intro"(3), "SPOOKY"(5), "project"(7), "Valley"(4), "longest"(6), "teaching"(4), "universe"(3), "situation"(5), "complicated"(4) |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | HammerTimePheadXo |  170 |
"<<< a chick magnet is what I am :)" |
| 2 | icon | 153 |
"😆😆😆😆😆😆" |
| 3 | P_Diddler | 149 |
"haha the weird freaks are gonna go to jail :D" |
| 4 | watty4 | 100 |
"Works every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 5 | Milla | 94 |
" Oh, I love my Bitcoints tho ;)" |
| 6 | TheInvincibleOne | 69 |
"😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆" |
| 7 | missymoo | 64 |
"Have fun mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 8 | GYM | 49 |
"😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆" |
| 9 | SheeEp | 41 |
"if something has eyes, it can see - end of story really :)" |
| 10 | RegiBaby | 31 |
"🤣" |
| 11 | MrNice | 27 |
"I never thought anyone could rival icon in that way. But then you appeared 😂" |
| 12 | Iefty | 24 |
"😉" |
| 13 | Skullcrusher | 23 |
"dave will be happy with the nutritional content :D" |
| 14 | BP | 17 |
"help me understand Dave :)" |
| 15 | wattythelegend | 13 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 16 | SleepyRegi | 13 |
"bit you know 😂" |
| 17 | ChatDaddy | 12 |
"That’s turkey owned 🤣" |
| 18 | Hardman-Alan-Banker | 11 |
"😆😆😆😆😆😆" |
| 19 | Outaker | 10 |
"no matter how ugly or old they are 😅" |
| 20 | rake-it-up-nevada | 8 |
"😂" |
| 21 | Karen | 8 |
"Freaky 🤗" |
| 22 | GloomySkies | 8 |
"🤣" |
| 23 | ggl | 8 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 24 | gs | 6 |
"😆😆😆😆😆😆" |
| 25 | DFR | 6 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 26 | Lufclad | 5 |
"Dave has being completely mind fucked he thinks we’re all Timothy 😀😀" |
| 27 | hemp | 5 |
"Mind fuck 😐" |
| 28 | February-On-A-Bitch | 5 |
"😂" |
| 29 | dragon-lights-reno | 5 |
"😂😂😂" |
| 30 | Danielle | 5 |
"lol @ typing in tongues 😂" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | freakshow | 279 |
"lmao" |
| 2 | icon | 182 |
"🦾" |
| 3 | DaveHandbrake | 129 |
"LOL" |
| 4 | MikeTard24 | 124 |
"ikr" |
| 5 | Milla | 110 |
" :S" |
| 6 | HammerTimePheadXo | 91 |
":)" |
| 7 | Sherry | 88 |
"gm p" |
| 8 | jane | 79 |
"OKS" |
| 9 | missymoo | 68 |
"Lol" |
| 10 | TheInvincibleOne | 65 |
"💪" |
| 11 | dragon-lights-reno | 63 |
"Lol" |
| 12 | watty4 | 60 |
"🤣" |
| 13 | commas-on-commas-nevada | 59 |
"God" |
| 14 | kid-a | 55 |
"Lol" |
| 15 | ROBOOOOSAYZ | 50 |
"DAVE" |
| 16 | P_Diddler | 46 |
":D" |
| 17 | Iefty | 46 |
"🤣" |
| 18 | GYM | 43 |
"🦾" |
| 19 | Cg | 41 |
"ahh" |
| 20 | Karen | 37 |
"Lol" |
| 21 | rake-it-up-nevada | 36 |
"Ya" |
| 22 | Khandi | 36 |
"lol" |
| 23 | Evil-Bill | 36 |
"lmao" |
| 24 | Jonnie | 35 |
"niga" |
| 25 | ROBSEROASSAYZ | 34 |
"LOL" |
| 26 | play | 33 |
"your" |
| 27 | binman | 33 |
"play" |
| 28 | Roberto-Baggio | 30 |
"xx" |
| 29 | Vance | 29 |
"ok" |
| 30 | seed | 29 |
"no" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | freakshow | 30 |
<La-Haine> freakshow, have you ever been frightened on a fun fair ghost train? |
| 2 | icon | 18 |
<Raylan-Givens> Icon, why is there no separation between chin, jaw and neck? |
| 3 | Milla | 16 |
<RegisteredName> milla, in the mirror, you looked fatter than toon |
| 4 | Screamo | 11 |
<RegiBaby> screamo, never been kissed…. Wonder why |
| 5 | play | 11 |
<Bluto> Play, I hope you realize you are wasting what little breath you have left trying to convince to vote for that bottle-blonde-haired cunt. |
| 6 | SirPeanut | 10 |
<HARD> SirPeanut: My boyz will track you down in 20 mins , but when they do , you will regret , you want that to happen? |
| 7 | Frank-Rizzo | 10 |
<TOTE> Frank-Rizzo: If your IQ were just a little higher you could be an idiot. |
| 8 | MikeTard24 | 9 |
<Mercurial> MikeTard24, are you from Aberdeen? |
| 9 | watty4 | 8 |
<DEMON> watty4: we heard you were molested by other circus jokers |
| 10 | kid-a | 8 |
<TheGreatOne> kid-a, i started with it reasonably early |
| 11 | Karen | 8 |
<play> Karen, Trump filled up Madison Square Garden |
| 12 | jane | 8 |
<TheGreatOne> jane, when our gerry takes control as the united ireland leader he will make you tattoo the tricolour on your left tit |
| 13 | DaveHandbrake | 8 |
<JANGO> DaveHandbrake: people think about you often , on trash days |
| 14 | timmy | 7 |
<Mr-McMahon> Timmy, why does your medicine ball sized head look like a giant beetroot that's been left out in the sun too long? |
| 15 | Marty | 7 |
<Showtime> marty, AKA new screamo |
| 16 | HammerTimePheadXo | 7 |
<DaveHandbrake> HammerTimePheadXo: iggie time, you and BP |
| 17 | Sherry | 6 |
<DaveHandbrake> Sherry, julie, jane sens danielle karen khandi ALL TIMOTHY IN A FROCK |
| 18 | RunWithTheFox | 6 |
<Roberto-Baggio> RunWithTheFox: kid-a and eddi reader exchange Christmas cards >>> sucking ass |
| 19 | Roberto-Baggio | 6 |
<Roberto-Baggio> Roberto-Baggio: Remember Communism is total control over the media my last type then ⓘ kid-a is now known as LolaRose |
| 20 | missy | 6 |
<Cuyahosebag> Missy, you KNOW that I love you like a sister. Well, not the way DAVE loved his sister. But that's a nasty story for another time. |
| 21 | maggiemay2 | 6 |
<TheGreatOne> maggiemay2, i'm irish so i'm a very clean guy, i don't want some dirty little grubby paws like his touching me |
| 22 | missymoo | 5 |
<absent> missymoo, I see you are a complete dullard |
| 23 | michelle_wwe | 5 |
<Mr-McMahon> michelle_wwe, what team do you support? |
| 24 | ItsAsh | 5 |
<Milla> ItsAsh, well if you are not Pakistani, then how come your username as as ''ItsAsh |
| 25 | Chipmunk | 5 |
<Milla> Chipmunk , how old are you ?? |
| 26 | MongCake | 4 |
<Milla> MongCake , Do i look like somebody calling you ? |
| 27 | Jonnie | 4 |
<Mercurial> Jonnie, is your mama Mexican? |
| 28 | Ballymor | 4 |
<DEMON> Ballymor: you are a sad moron |
| 29 | TheGreatOne | 3 |
<Roberto-Baggio> TheGreatOne: You're a perfect example of a middle aged man your family has disowned you all alone in your little house in Falls Rd belfast |
| 30 | RegisteredName | 3 |
<Milla> RegisteredName, do you need to register your car every year? |
Top 2 slapped victims
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | TheGreatOne | 1 |
* SheeEp slaps TheGreatOne around a bit with a large trout |
| 2 | nurp | 1 |
* SheeEp slaps nurp around a bit with a large trout |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | DaveHandbrake | 82 |
* DaveHandbrake Throws freakshow a stick.................................................... Go on Boy , Go Fetch |
| 2 | missymoo | 28 |
* missymoo just watches |
| 3 | TheGreatOne | 3 |
* TheGreatOne blows nose on ROBSEROASSAYZ |
| 4 | SheeEp | 2 |
* SheeEp slaps TheGreatOne around a bit with a large trout |
| 5 | play | 2 |
* play is kiss chat MODERATOR |
| 6 | kid-a | 2 |
* kid-a throws the gummi bears around |
| 7 | missmoo | 1 |
* missmoo wonders if to have a beer or 2 |
| 8 | Koogy | 1 |
* Koogy throws a used ticket at kid-a |
| 9 | Far-Right | 1 |
* Far-Right wipes arse with it |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | MikeTard24 | 8 |
"i 100% fully agree with pascal and phead." |
| 2 | icon | 7 |
"5% body fat xxxxxxxxx" |
| 3 | BlacksAreMonkeys | 6 |
"In 2020, Black offenders made up 32% of the prison population for under-18-year olds, Despite being only 4% of the UK population." |
| 4 | play | 5 |
"56% of Republicans have voted already" |
| 5 | Roberto-Baggio | 4 |
"90% of the American cable news channels are Democratic" |
| 6 | michelle_wwe | 3 |
"100% if i was u mcmahon i would be coping pasting reporting it to police and sue" |
| 7 | HammerTimePheadXo | 3 |
"and you're atop the chat stats too, Grillo, I checked the other day lol" |
| 8 | Wombatman | 2 |
"Mike, the chat stats show all that" |
| 9 | T5T3897498378934 | 2 |
"100% certain kamala harris is in" |
| 10 | SLEW_DEM | 2 |
"wow idaho is 0.9% black" |
| 11 | MrNice | 2 |
"trust me, I'm 100% focused on myself." |
| 12 | freakshow | 2 |
"unhealthy? how?.................................the USA population is over 50% obese" |
| 13 | Vance | 1 |
"i will take 10% for the idea" |
| 14 | SunCity | 1 |
"Inbreeding is a massive problem in the Pakistani community. Some estimate that 50% of Pakistani Muslims in the UK are inbred" |
| 15 | SirPeanut | 1 |
"freakshow is 100% a gay dwarf" |
| 16 | Sherry | 1 |
"more than 5% fat in them chins" |
| 17 | Sharkboy | 1 |
"but you got to give them a 10% discount" |
| 18 | SensHandbroke | 1 |
"n not popular according to the chat stats" |
| 19 | seed | 1 |
"iam 100% female" |
| 20 | Outaker | 1 |
"95% of the time someone says something or someone is grime it's not." |
| 21 | Mercurial | 1 |
"Screamo, have you seen the Top 10 Kisschat Autistic chatters list from the Kisschat/stats page?" |
| 22 | Marcus-Aurelius | 1 |
"60% off" |
| 23 | maggiemay2 | 1 |
"if there was a vote 70% + WOULD VOTE TO REJOIN" |
| 24 | Kid-AA | 1 |
"The population of Wiltshire increased by 8.4% from 2011 to 2021, reaching around 910, 230 people" |
| 25 | kid-a | 1 |
"Woof s rants were legendary. Yer ded tae me ya fukkin fuk cindxght y bastar stjk<#%##" |
| 26 | JenniWeedWhore | 1 |
"Phead is 100% gay" |
| 27 | jane | 1 |
"SIR DONALD TRUMP UP BY 10% NOW" |
| 28 | GRiLLo | 1 |
"Well phead look at the stats I've just proved you wrong haven't I?" |
| 29 | FreeSpirit | 1 |
"well 90%" |
| 30 | dumani | 1 |
"he must be googling more racist stats" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 36 |
"Dave gets out his best plastic beakers - pops on his best sue Ryder suit - sausage rolls and beans under candle light when he gets his leccy cut off lolllll" |
| 2 | freakshow | 22 |
"yes.............................i'll dress up as a paki and ask her how to cook fishfingers to try and impress her" |
| 3 | Sherry | 17 |
"its £2 for gravy or curry sauce" |
| 4 | GYM | 13 |
"Obese ray burger hodges" |
| 5 | missymoo | 12 |
"On a quick dinner break then have to dash again" |
| 6 | Marcus-Aurelius | 11 |
"Yes the Swiss do manufacture and produce fantastic chocolates" |
| 7 | play | 10 |
"HMMMM PANCAKES AND FRIED CHICKEN" |
| 8 | commas-on-commas-nevada | 10 |
"Said this was after a succulent steak dinner" |
| 9 | cyberJason | 9 |
"then one day the egg hatched" |
| 10 | SheeEp | 8 |
"lol yeah and also some shows do a recap afer an ad break cos it was so long, our fish brains hav forgot what happened" |
| 11 | kid-a | 8 |
" I'm going to tell pasc I'm sending khandi chocolate feet. That ll be fun" |
| 12 | HammerTimePheadXo | 8 |
"freakshow <------------------------ we will celebrate with fish fingers when Trump wins :)" |
| 13 | T5T3897498378934 | 7 |
"i am eating the greatest biscuits known to mankind" |
| 14 | Peanut | 7 |
"had fish last night got snorkers today with chips and beans" |
| 15 | DaveHandbrake | 6 |
"Plays individual Gigs for Billionaires ahead of Beyonce , justin Bieber Harry Styles, but come in here on mcdonalds wifiu" |
| 16 | Northy | 5 |
"aye liked wimpy burgers" |
| 17 | MrSpacely | 5 |
"cause im out of eggs" |
| 18 | MikeTard24 | 5 |
"cool helloween chocolate bar nineonine" |
| 19 | michelle_wwe | 5 |
"they can keep there fish" |
| 20 | Julius-Caesar | 5 |
"English beef is better than Irish" |
| 21 | DFR | 5 |
"POOR OLD C APTAIN BURGER" |
| 22 | BP | 5 |
"everyone just goes to McDonalds and eat what tastes nice, halal or not " |
| 23 | SirPeanut | 4 |
"right I am going to Bromborough guys, going to pop to see a old spastic dwarf friend, I let you all know a bit later how it goes, by the way all say goodbye to freakshow, he going for a swim with the fish in the Mersey." |
| 24 | RegiBaby | 4 |
"Ray Burger Hodges" |
| 25 | norb | 4 |
"want a haribo egg" |
| 26 | MrNice | 4 |
"jess you started the beef" |
| 27 | Iefty | 4 |
"pie mash n beans here when the slut turns up" |
| 28 | dragon-lights-reno | 4 |
"I hate chicken Parm" |
| 29 | amnesia | 4 |
"dave, whats your fave biscuit?" |
| 30 | Vance | 3 |
"you know me a chickenRoyal maybe" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | DaveHandbrake | 27 |
"attempting to be oblivious to my comments but the truth is it cuts them deep when i predict exactly what they were going to do....... so funny, you see them tyoping for ages then post "fuck off" or something monotonous" |
| 2 | HammerTimePheadXo | 16 |
"I do like "virgins in their 50s" I must say lol" |
| 3 | play | 12 |
"Kenny is learning "sober living"" |
| 4 | Evil-Bill | 10 |
"I remember I made her do a clip for me of herself saying "My name is Gogandantess, the greatest swordsman of all the demons"" |
| 5 | Wombatman | 8 |
"No, it's called "Intelligence quotient" because it divides what a person can rapidly learn from what a person cannot rapidly learn. "Quotient" is the answer to a division problem. " |
| 6 | UncleLuke | 8 |
""Whatever"= ToonLass the fatass" |
| 7 | Cuyahosebag_PLC | 6 |
"Sherry, when you said "golfing my arse," did you mean to say that your buttocks are the same size as the fourth tee at Trump National?" |
| 8 | Itchy_and_Scratchy | 5 |
"All of Phead's "fans" indicate by typing DOUCHEBAG" |
| 9 | commas-in-place-nevada | 5 |
"Nah sons your just a dumb "goy" unfortunately" |
| 10 | blenders-nevada | 5 |
""frigid" <<< yes to these hating heaux I am absolutely ice cold" |
| 11 | lex123 | 4 |
"mel gibsons quote " all jews cause all wars in world "" |
| 12 | huncho-hundos-nevada | 4 |
"In comes "leather trousers"" |
| 13 | Cuyahosebag | 4 |
"How come the "autograph" is an X written in crayon?" |
| 14 | commas-on-commas-nevada | 4 |
"BHAD BHABIE feat. Lil Yachty - "Gucci Flip Flops" (Official Music Video)... (https://youtub... ...e.com/watch?v=tsp7IOr7Q9A&feature=shared)" |
| 15 | TheGreatOne | 3 |
"dragon-lights-reno, lol he got in and kept asking "how do i see the user list"" |
| 16 | The_Three_Splooges | 3 |
"I think he is now known as "P. Dildo."" |
| 17 | MikeTard24 | 3 |
"Beavis & Butthead Watch "Real American" Music Video | Hulk Hogan https://www.yo... ...utube.com/watch?v=69ZF6kt0J_M" |
| 18 | Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx | 3 |
"Was "Meagh" your Mum's name?" |
| 19 | icon | 3 |
"I ACT AS "CONSULTANT"" |
| 20 | Excess | 3 |
"late 14c., drogge (early 14c. in Anglo-French), "any substance used in the composition or preparation of medicines," from Old French droge "supply, stock, provision"" |
| 21 | dragon-lights-reno | 3 |
"When I said "this shit goes crazy" I was talking about the entertainment industry in general" |
| 22 | tanc8 | 2 |
"like the one cartoon where Goofy had to hose down this fat elephant named "Dolores"" |
| 23 | Sherry | 2 |
"i heard her shouting " is it in yet "" |
| 24 | Sau | 2 |
"then her bulbous belly is "buff" too" |
| 25 | Roberto-Baggio | 2 |
"So Yahoo "finance" is biased?? This was definitely a soft take on the comparison. Prices under Trump either went down or for some items such as used car prices went up 2% as where everything under Biden has gone up 22%-58% THATS HUGE... BIG DEAL. I don't think yahoo finance is where I'll be getting any of my financial news ever again after this" |
| 26 | rake-it-up-nevada | 2 |
"You said you bought people "Pandora from shein" tho" |
| 27 | Hammer_Time_Douchebag | 2 |
""Donald" seems a tad too familiar." |
| 28 | GYM | 2 |
"He had "taken offence" at some police allegations particularly the categorisation of his scooter as a vehicle, saying "on this occasion, the wheelchair was my legs [and] as my legs, it was the only way I could get home"." |
| 29 | Frank-Rizzo | 2 |
"I refer to people with dreadlocks as "Shit Medusas"" |
| 30 | El_Sacco_Manguera | 2 |
"I'll tie PDildo's wrists to the rear bumper of Icon's M5 and yell "floor it!"" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Line Count | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | MikeTard24 | 49 |
"1:40am so very early morning here" |
| 2 | HammerTimePheadXo | 31 |
"anyways, quavers have a good evening" |
| 3 | missymoo | 27 |
"I feel in a play ground this morning lol" |
| 4 | Cg | 27 |
"k hey sherr huggzzz yall" |
| 5 | binman | 18 |
"i see it's the usual love in the room this morning" |
| 6 | happyjulieu48 | 17 |
"Hello anyone here care to chat with me " |
| 7 | kid-a | 13 |
"Daughter has guitar lesson Friday evening now. Kind of annoying" |
| 8 | DaveHandbrake | 13 |
"hey hey homo boy................" |
| 9 | Northy | 11 |
"ally mcoist will be funny if he goes in but he is on the radio on a morning so hes not there" |
| 10 | icon | 11 |
"Hello my little minions" |
| 11 | Danielle | 11 |
"Hello to anyone who likes me" |
| 12 | Milla | 9 |
" and also in the Morning" |
| 13 | freakshow | 9 |
"jess i love sunday mornings i can imagine sitting on the toilet curling out a stubborn poo whilst u cook me a bacon butty and then i'd bang u in bed jess ......................a perfect sunday" |
| 14 | BP | 8 |
"i have an exclusive right and that only us Niggaz have that prevledge it doesn't pay any bills or shit but hey haha" |
| 15 | SheeEp | 7 |
"aka fat...... ello missymoo gd evening :D" |
| 16 | Karen | 6 |
"Hello" |
| 17 | Jonnie | 6 |
"hello" |
| 18 | cyberJason | 5 |
"hello BP" |
| 19 | Peanut | 4 |
"hello sherry" |
| 20 | o | 4 |
"hello" |
| 21 | Marcus-Aurelius | 4 |
"Good afternoon happy Julie" |
| 22 | Khandi | 4 |
"good morning xx" |
| 23 | Iefty | 4 |
"2 faced cunt hammered you after u left this morning" |
| 24 | GYM | 4 |
"Hello my vast devoted fan club" |
| 25 | commas-in-place-nevada | 4 |
"Then 70/80 by afternoon" |
| 26 | Sherry | 3 |
"hello maam adild speaking how may i help you today lol" |
| 27 | play | 3 |
"ELINA PUTS ON A WHITE THONG IN THE MORNING BY THE END OF THE DAY LOOKS LIKE COOKED BACON" |
| 28 | JenniCricket | 3 |
"Hello freakshow u killing machine u" |
| 29 | Evil-Bill | 3 |
"Hello, Sherry Bobbins!" |
| 30 | dragon-lights-reno | 3 |
"https://www.etsy.com/listing/1796079620/hello-kitty-chucky-embroidered-sweater?ref=share_v4_lx)" |
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