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| Touched_By_Tism liked talking about themself - 8 descriptions altogether. Example:
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| freak_the was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 28% of lines contained questions. freak_the_legend didn't know that much either. 23% of lines were questions. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 42 times... Runner-up auto-chatter: hearty - was caught talking to themself 15 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 2490 lines in CAPS! Example:
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| Channel activity peak: 33 people were active on 26 Dec 2025 22:00 - 23:00 Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| Touched_By_Tism was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 58 letters per line. Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
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| 1 | watty1 - 1222 | freak_the_legend - 622 |
Rebel - 947 | Rebel - 2626 |
| 2 | dingo - 987 | Sherry - 501 |
lex123 - 929 | play - 1560 |
| 3 | MrToilet - 922 | Rebel - 472 |
dingo - 803 | dingo - 1397 |
| 4 | XmasEvil - 842 | ohmyshit - 436 |
hearty - 779 | VibesAlive - 1089 |
| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 807 | hearty - 329 |
SELINAGUCCII - 750 | SELINAGUCCII - 918 |
| 6 | Milla - 705 | Milla - 269 |
Sherry - 637 | smokey69 - 821 |
| 7 | TheWeeknd - 697 | Northypole - 254 |
freak_the_legend - 601 | kid-a - 793 |
| 8 | Hayley - 540 | Diplomatic_Sack - 203 |
XmasEvil - 559 | watty1 - 784 |
| 9 | Treers - 503 | dingo - 176 |
VibesAlive - 489 | freak_the_legend - 695 |
| 10 | lex123 - 405 | SheeEp - 160 |
SirDave - 452 | lex123 - 678 |
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| Hours 0-6 | Hours 6-12 | |||||
| 1 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | |
| 2 | Milla | dingo | 2 | Clove | Milla | |
| 3 | Sons | t3 | 3 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
| 4 | TheWeeknd | watty1 | 4 | Ben | Milla | |
| 5 | Milla | StormVuLT | 5 | Sherry | ohmyshit | |
| 6 | XmasEvil | watty1 | 6 | Rebel | hearty | |
| 7 | XmasEvil | Hayley | 7 | Rebel | Sherry | |
| 8 | Diplomatic_Sack | watty1 | 8 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
| 9 | Ben | dingo | 9 | Rebel | ohmyshit | |
| 10 | Kenny | watty1 | 10 | dingo | freak_the_legend | |
| 11 | TheWeeknd | cunt | 11 | dingo | Sherry | |
| 12 | TheWeeknd | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 12 | freak_the_legend | ohmyshit | |
| 13 | Hayley | SirDave | 13 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Rebel | |
| 14 | cunt | watty1 | 14 | Bill-is-PORN | Sherry | |
| 15 | Hayley | t3 | 15 | Sons | ToXiCTyPeR | |
| 16 | Milla | greeny | 16 | Milla | Rebel | |
| 17 | Milla | Ben | 17 | Sherry | smokey69 | |
| 18 | Diplomatic_Sack | TheWeeknd | 18 | Danielle | VibesAlive | |
| 19 | MrToilet | decades | 19 | Diplomatic_Sack | Sherry | |
| 20 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Treers | 20 | Ben | freak_the_legend | |
| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Rebel | Sherry | 1 | Rebel | play | |
| 2 | Rebel | SirDave | 2 | Rebel | VibesAlive | |
| 3 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | 3 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
| 4 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | 4 | Rebel | kid-a | |
| 5 | Sherry | SirDave | 5 | play | smokey69 | |
| 6 | Danielle | Rebel | 6 | JasonKing | Rebel | |
| 7 | VibesAlive | lex123 | 7 | kid-a | play | |
| 8 | Northypole | Sherry | 8 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
| 9 | Danielle | SirDave | 9 | Rebel | T5T7467436GTR | |
| 10 | Danielle | Sherry | 10 | Milla | play | |
| 11 | VibesAlive | hearty | 11 | JasonKing | play | |
| 12 | hearty | lex123 | 12 | Rebel | SELINAGUCCII | |
| 13 | Rebel | XmasEvil | 13 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | kid-a | |
| 14 | Kenny | lex123 | 14 | Rebel | watty1 | |
| 15 | SELINAGUCCII | lex123 | 15 | SELINAGUCCII | play | |
| 16 | XmasEvil | pickleball | 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Rebel | |
| 17 | Rebel | Sons | 17 | T5T7467436GTR | VibesAlive | |
| 18 | Rebel | VibesAlive | 18 | Sons | freedom | |
| 19 | SELINAGUCCII | XmasEvil | 19 | JasonKing | watty1 | |
| 20 | Rebel | hearty | 20 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | |
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| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo |
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| 6 | Touched_By_Tism |
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| 9 | play |
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| 11 | smokey69 |
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| 12 | SirDave |
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| 13 | Ben |
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| 14 | XmasEvil |
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| 15 | binman |
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| 16 | Sherry |
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| 17 | Hayley |
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| 18 | hearty |
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| 19 | Evil-Bill |
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| 20 | watty1 |
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| 1 | VibesAlive | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | dingo | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | play | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | smokey69 | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | Rebel | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | Touched_By_Tism | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | Jonnie | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | kid-a | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | Northypole | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | Happyjulie50 | 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | XmasEvil | 21 Dec - 26 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | hearty | 21 Dec - 26 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | Ben | 21 Dec - 26 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | SELINAGUCCII | 23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | watty1 | 23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | SD | 22 Dec - 26 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | Fukitol | 23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | Evil-Bill | 21 Dec - 25 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | lex123 | 22 Dec - 25 Dec 2025 |
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| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 46.. | Touched_By_Tism(58.5), RawMissionFM(57.1), just-keep-it-simple(54.... | |
| 44..45 | - | |
| 42..43 | Pascal-Montana(43.3), t3(43.1), sumguy(42.6) | |
| 40..41 | Robert-de-Niro(41.1), Rebel(40.8), bitchbewithyou(40.5), lamebitchout... | |
| 38..39 | atmospheric-river(39.8), T5T3737637GT3(39.8), Danielle(39.8), seaso... | |
| 36..37 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(37.8), freedom(37.5), tidingsofcomfortandjoy(37.2... | |
| 34..35 | DiavoIoScuro(35.9), SheeEp(35.8), RebeI(35.6), ToXiCTyPeR(35.1), SE... | |
| 32..33 | Bill-is-PORN(33.4), Evil-Bill(32.9), binman(32.4), XmasEvil(32.4), SELIN... | |
| 30..31 | pickleball(31.7), Basque_In_Nevada(31.6), freak_the_legend(31.6), Na... | |
| 28..29 | Happyjulie50(29.5), Northypole(29.4), Diplomatic_Sack(29.4), JasonKin... | |
| 26..27 | cunt(27.9), ohmyshit(27.7), kid-a(27.5), VibesAlive(27.1), Cg(27.1), Ke... | |
| 24..25 | SirDave(25.7), Milla(25.5), Inferno(25.1), Malenkov(25.0), Sons(24.8), ... | |
| 22..23 | Treers(24.0), watty1(23.9), plascal(23.8), SantaQuits(23.8), Frankgoe... | |
| ..21 | lex123(22.0), smokey69(21.2), Hayley(20.9), Jonnie(20.7), wormtongu... |
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 3493 | "that" | JasonKing | 27 Dec 23:58 |
| 2173 | "YOUR" | JasonKing | 27 Dec 23:59 |
| 2022 | "have" | JasonKing | 27 Dec 23:54 |
| 1945 | "like" | Sav | 27 Dec 23:58 |
| 1944 | "WITH" | watty1 | 27 Dec 23:58 |
| 1696 | "they" | High3R_Lev3L14 | 27 Dec 23:46 |
| 1593 | "what" | StormVuLT | 27 Dec 23:44 |
| 1507 | "here" | JasonKing | 27 Dec 23:56 |
| 1380 | "just" | Rebel | 27 Dec 23:50 |
| 1270 | "know" | watty1 | 27 Dec 23:56 |
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1543 | "Rebel" | Northy | 27 Dec 23:54 |
| 848 | "play" | Milla | 27 Dec 23:57 |
| 475 | "Kenny" | freak_the_legend | 27 Dec 23:49 |
| 470 | "Milla" | Milla | 27 Dec 23:54 |
| 430 | "cunt" | watty1 | 27 Dec 23:53 |
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 108 | Rebel | "envy"(4), "munim"(7), "EBAY"(3), "papa"(3), "lands"(3), "agony"(3), "legged"(3), "bunnet"(3), "tablet"(3), "twelve"(3), "pished"(3), "module"(3), "stephen"(6), "Dancers"(3), "pastries"(3), "illegals"(3), "encourage"(3), "residence"(3), "frustrated"(3), " JasonKingup"(3) |
| 60 | dingo | "FUKIN"(24), " Ur"(4), "SPEEK"(4), "HAYKEY"(7), "HAMER"(3), "MEGGA"(3), "selfies"(8), "voting"(5), "hooked"(3), "GRUMMER"(3), "politics"(4), "SLADKAYA"(3), "SHOOTERS"(3), "distorted"(6), "officers"(3), "Palestine"(4), "GIRLS=SEX"(3), "XAXAXAXAXA"(3), "T5T7467436GTR "(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9) |
| 49 | SELINAGUCCII | "pple"(31), "shld"(32), "roby"(19), "Jinn"(16), "rmbr"(6), "fllw"(5), "buiz"(4), "arab"(4), "fave"(3), "espec"(5), "bathe"(4), "wanks"(3), "tumse"(3), "tazer"(3), "Joseph"(3), "thailand"(8), "persian"(5), "icecream"(3), "neigbors"(3), "vunerable"(3) |
| 48 | Milla | "at "(6), "June"(5), " :D"(6), "as "(4), "Selin"(5), " old"(3), " Grr"(3), " Clove"(7), " Your"(4), "selena"(3), "baddie"(3), " lol "(4), "Nameless"(4), " greeny"(3), " smokey69"(9), " LQQK87"(3), " XmasEVIL"(3), "shouting "(3), " Malenkov"(3), " Pickleball"(5) |
| 48 | watty1 | "wots"(10), "plank"(4), "chief"(3), "apist"(3), "fcking"(4), "teepot"(3), "binned"(3), "pisspot"(5), "rambling"(7), "lmfao "(4), "cesspit"(3), "basterd"(3), "quailty"(3), "battles"(3), "stained"(3), "throught"(3), "douchebag"(5), "meltymelty"(4), "HAHAHHAHAA"(4), "HAHHAHAHAHAHA"(3) |
| 41 | play | "Taco"(8), "puke"(4), "gasoline"(13), "Sydney"(7), "orgasm"(6), "tacos"(3), "Wendy"(3), "kiddie"(6), "Selona"(3), "hybrid"(3), "select"(3), "request"(4), "Pocanos"(3), "didn’t"(5), "leprechaun"(8), "playhouse"(3), "manufacturers"(3), "pkmnrainbowmew"(3), "rainbowjumpyman"(5), "yerrrrrrrrrrrrr"(3) |
| 39 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "oafs"(13), "insh"(3), "Yoaf"(3), "quest"(4), "leech"(3), "raspy"(3), "seaweed"(8), "alfalfa"(7), "amongus"(4), "guess "(3), "Airlines"(4), "toughest"(3), "nihilism"(3), "exchange"(3), "loveless"(3), "assembled"(6), "relativism"(8), "Woonsocket"(8), "cafeteria"(4), "Seychelles"(3) |
| 36 | bitchbewithyou | "mids"(3), "cunta"(4), "innut"(4), "expired"(8), "barren"(5), "Barbie"(3), "liberty"(6), "pussies"(5), "fabulous"(7), "smarter"(3), "stunted"(3), "gamester"(3), "truthful"(3), "repeated"(3), "adulthood"(3), "medically"(3), "dispensary"(4), "matchstick"(3), "schizophrenic"(3), "developmentally"(3) |
| 32 | kid-a | "huggz"(16), " hi"(11), " Good"(9), "closet"(8), "slimy"(3), " yep"(3), " its"(3), " too"(3), " mick"(6), " they"(5), " Bill"(3), " Nope"(3), " This"(3), " Phead"(4), "navidad"(3), "believes"(6), "Waaaaah"(3), "boredom"(3), " People"(3), " except"(3) |
| 28 | XmasEvil | "Benji"(22), "slice"(4), "chink"(4), "stank"(3), "print"(3), "spooks"(4), "mangle"(3), "rolling"(5), "storage"(3), "heavenly"(5), "assholes"(4), "Italians"(4), "gargamel"(3), "mattress"(3), "Gembolina"(3), "fictional"(3), "Ungrateful"(4), "gaslighting"(4), "lmaoooooooooooo"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/julie-krang-1.fIWlLB4"(7) |
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 35 | Rebel and VibesAlive | "phones"(10), "yacht"(6), "item"(3), "Comfy"(5), "wreck"(5), "gotcha"(8), "frame"(3), "Aries"(3), "snacks"(5), "slices"(5), "bounce"(4), "tinted"(3), "Barbers"(4), "Prossie"(3), "evaluate"(4), "finishes"(3), "Whichever"(3), "strawberry"(3), "Manipulate"(3), "playstation"(4) |
| 35 | Milla and kid-a | " hey"(18), " The"(16), " wtf"(12), " not"(11), " Why"(11), " as"(6), " rebel"(15), " Go"(5), " That"(11), " how"(6), " Yes"(5), " Rob"(4), " now"(4), " like"(7), " for"(3), " When"(6), " play"(5), " Right"(4), " milla"(3), " selina"(6) |
| 33 | Rebel and play | "fuel"(6), "AWOL"(5), "Gemma"(8), "BUGS"(4), "drag"(4), "waxed"(7), "leaf"(3), "brat"(3), "#help"(5), "LACKS"(4), "strangers"(15), "meaghs"(6), "tiktok"(4), "danish"(3), "desire"(3), "stranger"(6), "obituary"(5), "accepted"(3), "lightening"(5), "shitmobile"(3) |
| 29 | Rebel and SELINAGUCCII | "Joshua"(15), "menu"(5), "gain"(5), "sponge"(11), "raise"(7), "unit"(4), "added"(6), "asylum"(9), "clips"(5), "itchy"(4), "gardens"(4), "degrade"(4), "reindeer"(6), "camping"(3), "outdoor"(3), "Delusional"(12), "fearing"(3), "influence"(3), "surrounded"(5), "memorising"(3) |
| 28 | Rebel and SheeEp | "glue"(4), "essex"(7), "assume"(9), "elite"(4), "moaning"(10), "washes"(7), "causes"(5), "starve"(4), "nachos"(4), "journey"(5), "OBVIOUSLY"(10), "DIFFICULT"(10), "increase"(6), "ruining"(3), "penguins"(3), "afterwards"(6), "repeatedly"(3), "attempting"(3), "paracetamol"(3), "narcissistic"(4) |
| 27 | Rebel and freak_the_legend | "stamp"(6), "harm"(3), "GOLF"(3), "momma"(4), "souls"(3), "allies"(5), "ORDERS"(5), "wished"(4), "threats"(7), "bitten"(3), "punched"(5), "neglect"(4), "pretzels"(6), "smackhead"(9), "knitting"(3), "eastenders"(7), "challenge"(4), "pretentious"(9), "neglected"(3), "boyfriends"(3) |
| 26 | Rebel and XmasEvil | "sued"(4), "festive"(13), "peas"(3), "BRICK"(6), "savage"(8), "Resist"(8), "sized"(4), "texting"(10), "hovel"(3), "begins"(6), "Zimmer"(3), "deadly"(3), "bringing"(9), "parking"(5), "showers"(3), "chopped"(3), "Inspired"(3), "cremation"(5), "daughters"(4), "patriotic"(3) |
| 25 | dingo and watty1 | "NOSED"(9), "LORRIS"(9), "WINO"(3), "ADMITS"(5), "maggot"(3), "LOOOOOOOOL"(9), "lolololol"(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20), "loooooooool"(5), "looooooooool"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12), "loooooooooooooool"(10), "looooooooooooooool"(9), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), "looooooooooooooooool"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), "loooooooooooooooooooool"(6), ... |
| 23 | SELINAGUCCII and XmasEvil | "perm"(4), "plum"(3), "myth"(3), "bitches"(11), "peach"(4), "comments"(12), "spells"(6), "dried"(3), "stable"(4), "ticket"(4), "golden"(4), "cracker"(4), "drought"(3), "features"(6), "details"(3), "cartoons"(3), "controls"(3), "reaction"(3), "lmaoooooooooo"(3), "lmaooooooooooo"(4) |
| 19 | Rebel and Sherry | "poof"(5), "worn"(4), "pyjamas"(12), "deary"(5), "eejit"(4), "moobs"(3), "alarm"(3), "organs"(5), "crossed"(6), "chatrooms"(11), "craving"(5), "corners"(5), "zooming"(4), "feather"(3), "wardrobe"(4), "disaster"(3), "threatened"(8), "defrosted"(3), "pavements"(3) |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | mill | <Rasta_Claus> MILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 2 | dingo | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo! |
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| 1 | Touched_By_Tism | * Touched_By_Tism waits for mr tisms next deflection | |
| 2 | play | * play WAVES DOLLARS BILLS AT REBEL | |
| 3 | kid-a | * kid-a pats freak s bald head. | |
| 4 | bitchbewithyou | * bitchbewithyou yawns at RebelRetard | |
| 5 | zap | * zap winks | |
| 6 | white-trash-meatloaf | * white-trash-meatloaf prepares boozy belinis for the chat | |
| 7 | VibesAlive | * VibesAlive DeFlEcTiON | |
| 8 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | * tidingsofcomfortandjoy37 fans out the skrills | |
| 9 | SEAL_OF_GOD | * SEAL_OF_GOD throws a banana at Smokey's monkey head | |
| 10 | JasonKing | * JasonKing buys selina o one-way ticket to afghanistan | |
| 11 | hot-choir-girls | * hot-choir-girls scratches Rebels' balls for her | |
| 12 | GhostofChristmasPast | * GhostofChristmasPast sits back and commands armies to fight dossers |
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| 1 | Touched_By_Tism | "i did an iq test recently it said i'm in the top 2% of the uk, i thought it was a great result until i thought about it" |
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| 2 | RawMissionFM | "Now it will be 7 or 8%" | |
| 3 | VSXPINK | "You will see that 99.99999% of people are fucking stupid and the cops are right" | |
| 4 | kipper | "got to be about 90% tax" | |
| 5 | bitchbewithyou | "She hates other women, 200%" | |
| 6 | SELINAGUCCII | "quick summary of islam > take care of your body , do not destroy it , it is a gift to you from God , pay regular charity , worship God , do not steal , do not lie , do not opress , give more priority to those vunerable , give more respect to parents ,, do not hurt anyone , do not abuse , do not raise your voice , and a woman in islam has 75 %" |
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| 7 | fod | "Obese Sherry on stats 16, 788 consecutive days logged into kiss chat" | |
| 8 | dingo | "BY 89%" | |
| 9 | XmasEvil | "..99% *" | |
| 10 | VibesAlive | "there were mention on the drawing game of stealing 50% of their exs equity" | |
| 11 | TheRealestTee | "I'll see you in February when im 100% there for a Liverpool game " | |
| 12 | SEAL_OF_GOD | "Lol you can tell 99% in here haven't been in the job market at all" | |
| 13 | play | "the meal already had a 20% tip on it and each couple paid another 20% tip because who the fuck knew the tip was included" |
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| 14 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "Trump's real approval rating, is 99% :)" | |
| 15 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | "Obunmer was a fruit loop 200% the man struggled to lift 5 lb weights" | |
| 16 | freedom | "55% of Americans don't even possess a passport" | |
| 17 | white-trash-meatloaf | "Play reminds me of Larry david 100%" | |
| 18 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | "Nah mate that's 100% humans and the military and it's the aether" | |
| 19 | t3 | ""I was about to hammertime Hayleykins then I saw 40% vol written on the side"" | |
| 20 | StormVuLT | "sounds? the stats say it IS terrible" | |
| 21 | Sons | "Even if i win il giva yea 20%" | |
| 22 | SirDave | "besies LESS than 3% of the world are 'true' genetic blondes!" | |
| 23 | SirD | "is it true T%is a muslem????" | |
| 24 | Sir_Daedalus | "Lorri aka Murda Mum is 100% triggered 😂" | |
| 25 | Sherry_650KG_DLA-Xmas | "4% body fat con. " | |
| 26 | SheeEp | "that happens after, its water and a chemical that serves to just increase the weight by 20% or so" |
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| 27 | Rasta_Claus | "The only way a woman goes to a mans house at that time if it's platonic is if he's 100% gay." | |
| 28 | Pascal-Montana | "30% of Cubans have African ancestry" | |
| 29 | Northypole | "4% body fat con" | |
| 30 | Milla | "Boxing Day Sales - Up to 90% off" |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | "I asked that fucking ex to grab the rice we just got the masala took it home n passed out never even had some" |
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| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | "leg of lamb or beef joint" | |
| 3 | play | "well we order dinner per couple" | |
| 4 | SheeEp | "seems like food poisoning from chicken" | |
| 5 | Inferno | "at a christmas dinner" | |
| 6 | T5T7467436GTR | "MILLA CAN MAKE SAUSAGE LOOK GOURMET" | |
| 7 | kid-a | "Costa coffee chocolate. Mmmm" | |
| 8 | Touched_By_Tism | "i have a photo of fucker hearty having to eat christmas dinner in the garden again this year" | |
| 9 | MrToilet | "it tasted like chicken" | |
| 10 | Sherry | "we were all out last night for dinner with all the family " | |
| 11 | kipper | "like shooting fish in a barrel :D" | |
| 12 | Diplomatic_Sack | "just get shit faced n they pay for lunch in the pub around 2" | |
| 13 | white-trash-meatloaf | "Those kids would be eating cornflakes for dinner" | |
| 14 | Treers | "a few times we would meet for dinner" | |
| 15 | ohmyshit | "to give us tea and toast before breakfast" | |
| 16 | NakedSanta | "anyone had xmas dinner" | |
| 17 | watty1 | "lmfao the sherry drinking dosser is jealous of old mong skidney fucking the chat skank he wants to pork" |
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| 18 | VSXPINK | "11 dollar bill? For dinner?" | |
| 19 | SirDave | "sherry swallowd her fish" | |
| 20 | lex123 | "you have people with university degrees working at mcdonalds ffs" | |
| 21 | Jonnie | "I ate a lot of eggs today" | |
| 22 | hearty | "coops hows the fishing" | |
| 23 | giantryan | "I went currys, it's new" | |
| 24 | freedom | "it's like, what came first, the chicken or the egg?" | |
| 25 | bitchbewithyou | "She never had to learn how to make something other than cornflakes for dinner" | |
| 26 | XmasEvil | "One of Ryan's family members wanted to roast a leg of pork but decided not to because it might trigger Ryan." |
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| 27 | Whothehell | "i used to take the kids to buy chocolate" | |
| 28 | Sons | "I had rost turky roast pork roast beef stuffing roast potatoes" | |
| 29 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | "German chocolate cake is acceptable" | |
| 30 | Kenny | "and pasta and meatballs " |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | XmasEvil | ""Is the building on fire?" "No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors"." |
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| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "this room should be renamed to, "The Virginity Fetish" chatroom" | |
| 3 | Touched_By_Tism | ""i dont chat at nights"...sits until 5am" | |
| 4 | t3 | "I think the Ukraine war is complicated. I have a few Ukrainian friends and I respect their struggle but it isn't just "Putin is a bad and evil man"" |
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| 5 | Evil-Bill | "Who the fuck would read that guy and think "Well, he's intelligent"." | |
| 6 | lex123 | "my mate said "how you let her beat ya in arm wrestle?" i said " you have a go then lad" .......he didnt cause i beat most guys in arm wrestles lol" |
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| 7 | ToXiCTyPeR | "The dickhead actually believed his slut wife when she told him "Oh no, dear, I haven't slept with any man. I just woke up pregnant one morning. It's a miracle!"" |
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| 8 | StormVuLT | "If I'm typing shit, and you keep sending "??" it means you don't understand SHIT" | |
| 9 | Cuyahosebag | "Phead's definition of "succesful" is earning $5 an hour grading freshman college essays for an actual professor" |
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| 10 | bitchbewithyou | "So you sit crying about "morality"" | |
| 11 | Bill-is-PORN | "You should log in as "HijabHayley" from now on, Haylz." | |
| 12 | VibesAlive | ""When cousins marry"" | |
| 13 | Rebel | "You type that and I quote " on rocks calls me Norris, find your own patter"" | |
| 14 | VSXPINK | "The idea of "bad cops" is slowly fading" | |
| 15 | SEAL_OF_GOD | "He loves lyrics like "I will lay down and surrender"" | |
| 16 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | "No such thing as "anti gravity"" | |
| 17 | TheRealestTee | "I remember 2 of my mates were arguing and one said "dont think you're bad cos you go to a black barbers"" |
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| 18 | DiavoloScuro | "Muslims tend to use the term "Jinn" interchangeably though." | |
| 19 | white-trash-meatloaf | ""how do I make soup"" | |
| 20 | The_Old_Wazoo | "Now we know what the "profound crisis" is: uncritical love of Donald Trump" | |
| 21 | rock-and-sway-its-play | "I love when sens calls herself a "lil cunt"" | |
| 22 | play | "women that work as a "waxer" will never become a lesbian" | |
| 23 | Milla | "They should have called it "2 - 3 years Dagestan, forget"." | |
| 24 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | "Living in a dilapidated 1800s farmhouse calling it a "mansion"" | |
| 25 | Hayley | "You said mention Hate said to you " i talk to lots of men ". But... He was the worst one out of everyone. The rest didnt send me pictures of their spunk writing a H with it 😂😂😂 " |
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| 26 | Firefly | "tgo said zos was "sexy"" | |
| 27 | DiavoIoScuro | "go back to your "marketing" gig, you sad git" | |
| 28 | Your_Amateur_Gynecologist | "Anyone remember "Play Misty for Me"?" | |
| 29 | seasons-beatings | "Meags "kid" is an adult" | |
| 30 | Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx | "Rebel, "Dombas" is the region of Ukraine. "Dumbass" refers to Rob." |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Happyjulie50 | "Hello anyone here care for a chat " | |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "Good evening folks and assembled, holiday-spirited oafs " | |
| 3 | Rebel | "This apparent drug addict brushes her teeth, showers and has a wash on at half 8 in the morning" | |
| 4 | Cg | " hello Jason" | |
| 5 | XmasEvil | "Hello Care." | |
| 6 | Jonnie | "Kaiser early morning" | |
| 7 | binman | " but hey ho" | |
| 8 | kid-a | "Hello. Can anyone keep me in the loop. Has freak destroyed me yet" | |
| 9 | Northypole | "morninggggggg" | |
| 10 | Milla | "Evening to all" | |
| 11 | Evil-Bill | "Hello, Kid-Adulterer!" | |
| 12 | VibesAlive | "I got a text from a client this morning" | |
| 13 | ACountryChristmas | "Hello everybody" | |
| 14 | NorrisTheIRAsupporter | "Well hello there pascal" | |
| 15 | JasonKing | "T5T your behaviour this evening has been abhorrent" | |
| 16 | ohmyshit | "lol i shave every morning" | |
| 17 | lex123 | "i make a decent fry up in morning has browns sausage egg and beans" | |
| 18 | Inferno | "and i said hello smiled hugged" | |
| 19 | freak_the_legend | "do u know sherry?.............................i had shit earlier this morning and it was so fucking big i had to break its back with a toilet brush" |
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| 20 | Treers | "i will have to wait for rob in the morning then" | |
| 21 | Touched_By_Tism | "Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy" | |
| 22 | play | "hello pascal my bother" | |
| 23 | dan96 | "Hello how are you guys ?" | |
| 24 | Cuyahosebag | "There's a news story this morning recounting a speakerphone conversation between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump where they were debating whether a certain woman had enough pubic hair for them to floss their teeth." |
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| 25 | Bill-is-PORN | "How are you this fine, miserable morning?" | |
| 26 | StormVuLT | "Hello" | |
| 27 | SheeEp | "its about the sun rising 1 degree higher in the shy this morning, sognifying the coming of lighter days" |
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| 28 | SEAL_OF_GOD | "Hello play brother welcome back" | |
| 29 | MrToilet | "all i will say is hello" | |
| 30 | giantryan | "Avin a spliff n hopefully an early night, up for new telly in morning" |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "I'll do a photo album over WhatsApp, when I visit Uncle V's brother :)" | |
| 2 | Milla | " :D" | |
| 3 | SheeEp | "the main reason why i just hit and pass now :D" | |
| 4 | watty1 | "😂" | |
| 5 | kipper | "Rebel guess you'll meet a lot of other single women there :D" | |
| 6 | Hayley | "You made Pheads day, Bill 😂🤣" | |
| 7 | Rebel | "I'm from Canterbury 🙂 I'm posh" | |
| 8 | VibesAlive | ";) ;)" | |
| 9 | SirDave | "oops that wa sbeany nm :)" | |
| 10 | StormVuLT | "Are these two not living together? Why are they chatting with each other? :D" | |
| 11 | DiavoIoScuro | "<<<< chick magnet :)" | |
| 12 | smokey69 | "🎀😉" | |
| 13 | Danielle | ":) I’ll look into it in new year" | |
| 14 | SD | "wwow thats for ur number Danielle :)" | |
| 15 | XmasEvil | "Yeah, Benji. Put Hayley on top. ;)" | |
| 16 | TheDevilWearsPradaAndHijab | "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" | |
| 17 | RawMissionFM | "Touched_By_Tism Where's your Kids? :)" | |
| 18 | NakedSanta | "😁" | |
| 19 | lex123 | ":)" | |
| 20 | Silver | "OK SONSSSSSSSSSS MOST WELCOME :)" | |
| 21 | RebeI | "the real Phead is a total chick magnet :)" | |
| 22 | Phead_in_Crisis_XoX | "boating -- is one of the best Xmas Eve activities :)" | |
| 23 | fod | "🤣" | |
| 24 | Diplomatic_Sack | "😂" | |
| 25 | BoreasDomus | "you lose, tidings :)" | |
| 26 | SupremeTeam | "wow, she's chimping out just over that 😂" | |
| 27 | GetLucky | "😂" | |
| 28 | Fukitol | "🤣" | |
| 29 | SirD | "its just you and I noe here rebel :)" | |
| 30 | Sherry_Rum_Cider_Whiskey | "🤣" |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | lex123 | "lol" | |
| 2 | dingo | "ASS" | |
| 3 | freak_the_legend | "haha" | |
| 4 | watty1 | "lol" | |
| 5 | Rebel | "See" | |
| 6 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "lol" | |
| 7 | Milla | "😂" | |
| 8 | hearty | "llf" | |
| 9 | SELINAGUCCII | "yuck" | |
| 10 | XmasEvil | "lmao" | |
| 11 | VibesAlive | "okay" | |
| 12 | Hayley | "Lol" | |
| 13 | smokey69 | "Yes" | |
| 14 | TheWeeknd | "?4" | |
| 15 | Sons | "Yes" | |
| 16 | freak_the | "lmao" | |
| 17 | SheeEp | "lol" | |
| 18 | MrToilet | "lol" | |
| 19 | Sherry | "haha" | |
| 20 | Jonnie | "ufo" | |
| 21 | kid-a | "Lmao" | |
| 22 | JasonKing | "a*" | |
| 23 | Treers | "cg" | |
| 24 | play | "her*" | |
| 25 | SirDave | "hrs*" | |
| 26 | Diplomatic_Sack | "by" | |
| 27 | StormVuLT | "lol" | |
| 28 | Northypole | "brb" | |
| 29 | kipper | "🎄" | |
| 30 | t3 | "Cuya" |
| Nick | Number of Lines | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | <VibesAlive> Rebel: have they been together a long time? | |
| 2 | dingo | <VibesAlive> dingo: show that one of Danielle | |
| 3 | play | <Cuyahosebag> Play, when Mr. Trump dies in early 2026, what brand of shoes do you recommend for dancing on his grave? |
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| 4 | bill | <Ghost_of_Xmas_Pest> Bill, my motto is" Cuyahosebag-rarely imitated, often masturbated. | |
| 5 | T5T7467436GTR | <VibesAlive> T5T78443674GTR: AMY IS MY SISTER | |
| 6 | lex123 | <VibesAlive> lex123: are you on the funny fags again mate | |
| 7 | kid-a | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> kid-a, characterizing things as `pseudo-intellectual' reveals a lack of seriousness on your part. But not to worry, experience of life, tends , to make things more serious, for almost everyone. |
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| 8 | T5T3737637GT3 | <VibesAlive> T5T3737637GT3: good luck | |
| 9 | hearty | <VibesAlive> hearty: shall I dm you a photo | |
| 10 | Danielle | <VibesAlive> Danielle: i think it's the worst year for price rises | |
| 11 | T5T37363636GTRR | <VibesAlive> T5T46463384GTRR: ok mate | |
| 12 | XmasEvil | <VibesAlive> XmasEVIL: yes until every night, every weekend, death | |
| 13 | Inferno | <VibesAlive> Inferno: hair of the dog init | |
| 14 | smokey69 | <Touched_By_Tism> smokey69, and how would they do that? what is his ip? | |
| 15 | OriginalDonDada | <VibesAlive> OriginalDonDada: Scunthorpe by far | |
| 16 | SELINAGUCCII | <VibesAlive> SELINAGUCCII: Not intentionally | |
| 17 | Milla | <NowIHaveAMachineGunHOHOHO> Milla, ever been used as a toilet in dubai? | |
| 18 | Jonnie | <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy | |
| 19 | Evil-Bill | <Milla> Evil-Bill, are you drunk ? | |
| 20 | SD | <Hayley> SD, fuck sake... you had to tell everyone my fetish lol | |
| 21 | MrToilet | <JasonBling> MrToilet: https://youtu.be/_PHsh39Slmo | |
| 22 | Treers | <VibesAlive> Treers: basically, you were raped by the canal by 4 large dudes? | |
| 23 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, freak_the_legend said you will never step foot in the uk because you're terrified of him |
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| 24 | Stomper | <VibesAlive> Stomper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postorgasmic_illness_syndrome | |
| 25 | JasonKing | <VibesAlive> JasonKing: would you come | |
| 26 | Hayley | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, I'm still irritated that you told Bill about our Hijab convos in the first place, but it's alright, I know you meant nothing bad. |
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| 27 | DiavoIoScuro | <VibesAlive> DiavoIoScuro: who even are you | |
| 28 | Why | <XmasEvil> Why, so Play can pounce on them, Dohpoh? | |
| 29 | watty1 | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> watty1, I don't drink, and I log in | |
| 30 | uwontbelieve | <VibesAlive> uwontbelieve: FrankgoestoHollywood: hookers and cocaine boys |

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