#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 5 Dec 2025 to Thursday 11 Dec 2025
607 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily statistics

8196



7827



13294



8573



7596



9478



10009



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Dec
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Dec
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Dec
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Dec
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Dec



When do we actually talk here?

4.4% 4.9% 4.5% 4.4% 4.3% 3.4% 2.1% 0.8% 0.9% 2.0% 2.9% 3.5% 4.3% 4.6% 3.9% 4.9% 4.5% 4.2% 3.7% 5.8% 7.3% 7.1% 6.9% 4.7%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
777800)
608738

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total line count: 8601413
Estimate for this section: 777800 lines.

The busiest month on #kisschat.co.uk has been 3/2025 with a line count of 290775



Big Numbers

play liked showing off, giving 5 self-descriptions.
i.e:
 7 Dec 23:08 * play farts too
freak_the_legend was uncertain about many things - 21% of lines contained a question.

...and the silver medal goes to JasonKing - with a question ratio of 19%.

icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 47 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).

hearty also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 25 times.

janey forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 1105 lines in CAPS.
i.e:
 11 Dec 22:48 <janey>   INNIT
Channel activity peak: 25 people were active on 10 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 janey, PascaI-Montana, Evangelist, smokey69, T5T74575465GRGT, kipper, kid-a, JasonKing, SELINAGUCCII, Rebel, VibesareON, bitchimeating, Emmaa, gaz, boobz36d10, VIBESALIVE, Longday, Evil-Bill, Jonnie10, My_Hosebag_Dot_Com, Kenny_Krampus, saneythekipper, sueioo, hearty, mrz
gg didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 74 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's multiple-personality disorder sufferers (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T74575465GRGT8 Nicks T5T74575465GRGT(63%), T5T48979374GRGT(14%), T5T4554543GRGT(12%), T5T57647467GRGT36(4.0%), T5T64787823GRGT(2.3%), T5T7467436GRGT(1.7%), T5T57647467GRGT(1.3%), T5T48979374GRGT29(0.6%)
Rebel5 Nicks Rebel(98%), Rebel17(1.1%), Rebel98(0.6%), Rebel71(0.2%), Rebel29(0.1%)
watty14 Nicks watty1(76%), watty4(23%), watty7(0.0%), Watty4`(0.0%)
T5T7643436GTR134 Nicks T5T7643436GTR13(77%), T5T7643436GTR(10%), T5T5436487364GTR(9.9%), T5T3636363GTR(2.6%)
JasonKing4 Nicks JasonKing(80%), JasonKing78(18%), JasonKing75(0.4%), JasonKing42(0.1%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 1920
hearty - 773
icon - 2429
play - 1938
2StormVuLT - 785
Milla - 415
TheRealestTee - 1068
Rebel - 1772
3Milla - 662
Sherry - 399
Kenny - 1003
PascaI-Montana - 1353
4Evil-Bill - 621
SheeEp - 382
SELINAGUCCII - 921
janey - 1107
5watty1 - 595
WreckIt80 - 327
kipper - 753
smokey69 - 1075
6Cunt - 571
Julie - 314
watty1 - 675
SELINAGUCCII - 918
7hearty - 533
Evangelist - 307
ROBSAYZzosiawascool - 668
icon - 804
8Keyboard-Warrior - 493
kipper - 287
hearty - 634
JasonKing - 774
9EBR - 446
Sunday - 273
Milla - 456
watty1 - 665
10Fukitol - 407
Kenny - 268
Julie - 417
kid-a - 542

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
9 (3.1%)
 10000..11999
37 (13%)
 8000..9999
93 (33%)
 6000..7999
91 (32%)
 4000..5999
46 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.1%)
 1..1999
4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11
 
 
 
 
Lines: 102647



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Millat3 1 RebelWreckIt80
2 StormVuLTt3 2 Evil-Billt3
3 Evil-Billt3 3 MillaSunday
4 Fukitolt3 4 Keyboard-Warriorkipper
5 RebelScreamo 5 MillaSheeEp
6 Hayleyt3 6 RebelSherry
7 MillaTeddyBruckshot 7 Millakipper
8 MillaBen 8 SheeEpSherry
9 MillaKeyboard-Warrior 9 SherryKenny
10 Cuntt3 10 Kennyhearty
11 HayleyStormVuLT 11 JulieSheeEp
12 EBRMilla 12 JulieWreckIt80
13 Keyboard-Warriort3 13 Keyboard-WarriorMilla
14 giantryant3 14 KennyRebel
15 JenniCrickett3 15 EvangelistSheeEp
16 ToppaTopTophearty 16 Sherrykipper
17 FukitolGuantanamo 17 CuntEvangelist
18 AbuseTour2025t3 18 JulieSherry
19 watty1t3 19 Fukitolt3
20 watty1StormVuLT 20 KennySheeEp


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Kennyicon 1 Rebelplay
2 TheRealestTeeicon 2 Rebelsmokey69
3 Julieicon 3 smokey69play
4 kippericon 4 T5T74575465GRGTkipper
5 JulieTheRealestTee 5 PascaI-Montanaplay
6 TheRealestTeeKenny 6 JasonKingplay
7 ROBSAYZzosiawascoolicon 7 Millaplay
8 SELINAGUCCIIicon 8 janeysmokey69
9 SELINAGUCCIITheRealestTee 9 JasonKingRebel
10 Millaicon 10 kid-aRebel
11 SheeEpicon 11 JasonKingsmokey69
12 Kennywatty1 12 PascaI-MontanaRebel
13 Rebelicon 13 Rebelicon
14 ROBSAYZzosiawascoolkipper 14 RebelVIBESALIVE
15 KennySELINAGUCCII 15 PascaI-Montanaicon
16 heartyicon 16 playicon
17 SELINAGUCCIIkipper 17 RebelScreamo
18 heartyplay 18 T5T74575465GRGTTDK9
19 heartyKenny 19 Millasmokey69
20 Evil-BillKenny 20 DanielleRebel



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Emmaa  7
  100%
2 LQQK87  7
  100%
3 watty1  7
  100%
4 hearty  7
  100%
5 SheeEp  7
  100%
6 StormVuLT  7
  100%
7 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
8 Evangelist  7
  100%
9 play  7
  100%
10 icon  7
  100%
11 Rebel  7
  100%
12 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
13 JasonKing  7
  100%
14 smokey69  7
  100%
15 Cg  6
  86%
16 janey  6
  86%
17 PascaI-Montana  6
  86%
18 t3  6
  86%
19 TheRealestTee  6
  86%
20 Cunt  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 icon  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 play  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 Evangelist  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Rebel  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 smokey69  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 JasonKing  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 SELINAGUCCII  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 watty1  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 LQQK87  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Emmaa  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 hearty  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Happyjulie50  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 StormVuLT  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 SheeEp  7 5 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Sherry  6 6 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
16 Cunt  6 5 Dec - 10 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
17 JenniCricket  6 6 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
18 kipper  6 6 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
19 T5T74575465GRGT  6 6 Dec - 11 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active
20 PascaI-Montana  6 5 Dec - 10 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
51.. 6 gg(73.8), Ho-Ho-Hosebag(66.6), TDK9(56.8), B-P_JCitipmt(56.8), Cred...
48..50 1 HollaWidTheRinsinSound(49.2)
45..47 3 bovary(47.7), livelaughleave(46.8), WreckIt80(45.9)
42..44 3 YaddaX3(44.4), TeddyBruckshot(43.1), bitchimeating(42.3)
39..41 4 PascaI-Montana(41.4), t3(40.6), Guantanamo(39.8), AbuseTour2025(3...
36..38 11 BigMad(38.7), Goldensands(38.5), gockcobbler(38.5), ToppaTopTop(3...
33..35 12 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo(36.0), getitrightgetitrightmayne(35.9), L...
30..32 13 kipper(33.0), Cunt(32.9), Evangelist(32.9), Order(32.8), MrMeltysBigMe...
27..29 15 OHMYGOD(29.6), Happyjulie50(29.4), raining(29.1), Fukitol(28.9), Jaso...
24..26 14 Elijah(26.9), Conor(26.8), Deck(26.6), StormVuLT(26.2), eastcoastrock...
21..23 6 ROBSAYZlotsthings(23.6), Live_Laugh_Hate(23.1), Sons40(22.5), Th...
18..20 10 Classic(20.6), Yew(20.5), UFOJon(20.4), StepByStep(20.3), ROBBSA...
..17 15 Showtime(17.8), ROBSAZYzosiaRIP(17.1), ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA(16....

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



#kisschat.co.uk's popular words

Count Word Last used by At
3707 "that" livelaughleave 11 Dec 23:57
2229 "your" T5T673467GT4 11 Dec 23:58
2064 "HAVE" T5T673467GT4 11 Dec 23:58
2011 "like" T5T673467GT4 11 Dec 23:28
1923 "with" katsumi 11 Dec 23:42
1540 "they" katsumi 11 Dec 23:55
1450 "what" katsumi 11 Dec 23:19
1389 "just" Rebel 11 Dec 23:44
1385 "here" livelaughleave 11 Dec 23:57
1059 "about" katsumi 11 Dec 23:43


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1021 "Rebel" katsumi 11 Dec 23:54
991 "icon" T5T673467GT4 11 Dec 22:29
872 "play" kid-a 11 Dec 22:51
772 "Kenny" Rebel 11 Dec 20:11
715 "Milla" play 11 Dec 21:35


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
119 icon "Lollll"(55), "hodges"(14), "bday"(6), "circa"(8), "*Drop"(3), "midday"(5), "chunky"(3),
"300K"(6), "Mitford"(4), "dangers"(3), "pissheads"(4), "They’ll"(3),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(18), "Lollllllllll"(6), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fTA3Rst"(18), "https://freeimage.host/i/fuMvPzG"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fdgx2Qp"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu1d7Nj"(3), ...
56 play "stank"(4), "bigly"(4), "SSENS"(4), "ssoon"(3), "FLUID"(3), "banjo"(3), "clouds"(5),
"HOOKED"(5), "bomber"(4), "riight"(3), "organic"(3), "twofaced"(6), "Liimhole"(4),
"YERRRRRR"(4), "mentality"(5), "somehting"(4), "parasitic"(3), "defamation"(3),
"subscriber"(3), "YERRRRRRRRR"(3)
52 Milla " :D"(22), " ff"(10), " omg"(11), "Tate"(5), "E.Bill"(13), "omfg"(4), " Rob"(5),
" Stop"(8), " brb"(4), " t3"(4), "jigar"(3), " stfu"(5), " omfg"(4), "medium"(3),
" LQQK87"(9), "because "(5), " Anyways"(5), "E.Bill "(3), "collective"(3),
"complaining"(4)
48 PascaI-Montana "ip "(3), "Mister"(9), "Selena"(7), "SOROS"(3), "gravity"(4), "factual"(4), "dynasty"(3),
"provider"(4), "monopoly"(4), "Irishman"(4), "espresso"(4), "vehicles"(3), "authentic"(5),
"HybridIRC"(4), "succulent"(3), "previously"(3), "Hallelujah"(3), "membership"(3),
"transgenderism"(3), "patrickseaweeddance"(15)
47 t3 "tryna"(12), "anus"(6), "pinky"(7), "Lookin"(10), "LAMP"(3), "chai"(3), "forth"(5), "Rohit"(4),
"Adils"(3), "blecks"(4), "humble"(4), "00ps"(4), "quotes"(3), "tempted"(3), "drinker"(3),
"Stringer"(3), "advocate"(3), "ladyboys"(3), "crossing"(3), "thanksgiving"(3)
42 Kenny "once "(7), "fun "(4), "why "(3), "slag "(5), "mick "(4), "hard "(4), "sheila"(4),
"wankers "(12), "ways "(3), "12st"(3), "happy "(4), "worse "(3), "clear "(3),
"bright "(5), "Services"(4), "muppet "(4), "weapon "(3), "shithead "(6),
"computers"(3), "muscles "(3)
40 livelaughleave "Drives"(16), "polo"(4), "swab"(3), "tofu"(3), "incel"(6), "skint"(6), "noses"(6), "proxy"(5),
"booty"(3), "looooo"(3), "Morgan"(3), "tallow"(3), "journey"(3), "butthole"(6), "Gareths"(3),
"asiatic"(3), "building"(5), "terribly"(3), "shirtless"(4), "desperately"(3)
38 SELINAGUCCII "pple"(26), "roby"(13), "chkn"(4), "bleh"(4), "brat"(3), "Adam"(3), "rmbr"(3), "carp"(3),
"grade"(4), "mosque"(4), "Johnny"(3), "reduce"(3), "fooling"(3), "applies"(3), "shortest"(3),
"shitholes"(4), "Inshallah"(3), "Englishman"(3), "messengers"(3), "traditional"(4)
36 Rebel "vampz"(15), "HUNs"(6), "Blah"(4), "numb"(4), "tire"(3), "lung"(3), "begin"(6), "pints"(4),
"Biggs"(3), "adding"(5), "JOINTS"(3), "masons"(3), "grounds"(5), "accents"(5),
"Swoofer"(4), "pisscall"(5), "exposure"(3), "strangest"(3), "Jordanhill"(3), "Pascualita"(3)
31 TheRealestTee "noon"(9), "dial"(5), "Glum"(5), "ohhh"(3), "etc "(4), "red "(3), "Beale"(3), "Peter"(3),
"triple"(5), "battery"(8), "closer"(4), "Nelson"(3), "trigger"(5), "laptops"(4), "brittle"(3),
"noodles"(3), "reflect"(3), "happiness"(4), "confessed"(3), "struggling"(3)


These pairs have a language all to themselves
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
36 Kenny and Kenny_Krampus "kid "(12), "sel "(7), "lies "(8), "win "(4), "lippy"(3), "crap "(6), "wanker "(12),
"hair "(3), "gone "(3), "seems "(4), "month "(4), "divvy "(3), "santa "(3),
"trolls "(3), "changed "(4), "already "(3), "happens "(3), "bullshit "(4),
"together "(4), "bullshitting"(4)
27 Milla and kid-a " Old"(14), " So"(9), " We"(7), " wtf"(9), " Ok"(6), "virgo"(9), " Is"(5), " Lmao"(10),
" can"(6), " Get"(6), " Was"(6), " Did"(5), " aww"(3), " yes"(3), " play"(5),
" Gosh"(5), " there"(7), " kenny"(6), "creating"(5), " Selina"(3)
24 t3 and Evil-Bill "Omar"(9), "Yadda"(8), "Maya"(5), "SNES"(4), "menace"(7), "negro"(4), "refuse"(5),
"remain"(4), "reward"(3), "twisted"(5), "praying"(5), "drawing"(4), "meating"(3),
"serpent"(3), "treason"(3), "standing"(6), "accurate"(5), "population"(9), "believing"(3),
"explaining"(5)
22 play and PascaI-Montana "Biden"(34), "YAMS"(8), "Kevin"(9), "voted"(5), "Pokey"(4), "border"(6), "shuts"(3),
"Havana"(6), "Arabia"(6), "cigars"(4), "costner"(7), "messed"(3), "MEAGH "(6),
"beaches"(5), "Somalis"(5), "Squirts"(4), "Freckles"(4), "protected"(6), "floating"(3),
"tendencies"(3)
22 icon and watty1 "skid"(31), "I’d"(21), "I’ve"(28), "spark"(8), "isn’t"(12), "bummed"(7), "fools"(4),
"winos"(3), "noncey"(4), "donkey"(4), "didn’t"(9), "let’s"(5), "dodgers"(4),
"who’s"(4), "There’s"(9), "couldn’t"(11), "cybering"(4), "alcoholism"(9),
"knobhead"(3), "haven’t"(3)
19 t3 and Fukitol "rave"(17), "Missi"(12), "gwan"(3), "Tousi"(6), "greeks"(8), "emoji"(3), "choon"(3),
"brudda"(6), "dreads"(5), "whisky"(5), "voodoo"(3), "pounder"(4), "imposed"(4),
"rinsing"(3), "Pinochio"(3), "thankful"(3), "societies"(3), "depressing"(4),
"governments"(3)
17 watty1 and ROBSAYZzosiawascool "SELI"(7), "Looooool"(17), "hasnt"(8), "sooon"(3), "LOOOOOOOL"(15), "lololol"(4),
"hardman"(3), "looooooooool"(12), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(21), "LOOOOOOOOL"(5),
"loooooooooool"(13), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(22),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(19), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12), ...
17 icon and Evil-Bill "Hall"(8), "Hogg"(3), "fade"(3), "Burned"(7), "Adonis"(6), "advent"(5), "pushed"(5),
"ridden"(4), "wealth"(3), "assault"(6), "cuddling"(3), "DEBONAIR"(3), "qualified"(3),
"Statutory"(3), "gangsters"(3), "debauchery"(3), "Charismatic"(6)
17 Rebel and PascaI-Montana "ford"(8), "paddy"(9), "Iraq"(3), "Saddam"(7), "italia"(6), "windy"(3), "potty"(3), "placed"(4),
"intend"(4), "cowards"(7), "stewart"(7), "assumed"(5), "nowadays"(8), "genitals"(4),
"guardian"(3), "genitalia"(3), "leprechaun"(6)
17 t3 and EBR "Carl"(5), "ashamed"(13), "groom"(5), "clips"(5), "haram"(4), "darker"(7), "decade"(6),
"grooming"(11), "figured"(7), "causes"(3), "soviet"(3), "connery"(4), "survive"(4),
"fapping"(3), "healing"(3), "possessed"(3), "surrounding"(4)




Top 6 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Rebel  1 <C3> rebel!!
2 Norris  1 <Rebel> Norris!
3 hey  1 <Jimbob> Hey!
4 Deck  1 <Saturday> deck!!!!
5 Cunt  1 <Cunt> Cunt!
6 Cg  1 <CountDrunkula> Cg!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 play  5 * play HAS NEVER BEEN TURNED DOWN
2 youdontknowwherethefoodis  3 * youdontknowwherethefoodis yawns
3 bitchimeating  3 * bitchimeating farts
4 squadgoals  2 * squadgoals yawns
5 one-trick-pony  2 * one-trick-pony loves a working lass
6 livelaughleave  2 * livelaughleave spits on hearty
7 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing sips a small glass of sherry
8 dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru  2 * dudeswhoareeasilychewedthru spits on Cunt
9 UNITY-Ring  1 * UNITY-Ring greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum
10 Showtime  1 * Showtime waits to see if lefty leaves
11 Live_Laugh_Hate  1 * Live_Laugh_Hate gets ignore ready
12 getitrightgetitrightmayne  1 * getitrightgetitrightmayne contemplates expressing something with the right command
13 Certi  1 * Certi plays hoopla with watty1's head
14 Buck_Nasty  1 * Buck_Nasty shoves a bundle of fivers down Julie's cleavage



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  31 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2 TheRealestTee  7 "Kenny I've been here a few months and know 90% of your life from things you've typed "
3 TDK9  6 "They must make up about 30% of the chat I'd guess."
4 PascaI-Montana  4 "4%"
5 LQQK87  3 "NOW HE'S GONE TO THE STATS PAGE"
6 livelaughleave  3 "New York was cooked years ago loool as someone with 50% of their family relocated out of NY
30 years ago"
7 ToppaTopTop  2 "Phead is a mentally ill, 100% 24 carat plonker"
8 SELINAGUCCII  2 "90% of my mates r white pple"
9 ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA  2 "BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
10 Optical  2 "even Strawberries have a high water content 89%."
11 Kenny_Krampus  2 "it's the coco and milk content it has to be 20% for both "
12 gockcobbler  2 "4.9% APR Representative* & £1,500 Deposit Contribution*"
13 EBR  2 "UfmsaQeUnoJ6u1GpJqO_-d5wTnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=gearlight+headlamp&qid=1765145302&s...
...prefix=gearlight+head%2Caps%2C188&sr=8-1"
14 Credulone-Chiacchiere  2 "the majority of the United States media news and cable channels are virtually 95% Democratic.
Loving"
15 CheersToYou  2 "100%"
16 Yew  1 "other 1% take the drugs before?"
17 YaddaX3  1 "Meaghe= a diagnosed with bipolar disorder, mentally ill, autistic, druggie, junkie, insane chatroom
addict, unsightly, masculine, dumbass ex postman, compulsive liar, 100% loser, who's kids are
probably in care cause she's an unfit mother"
18 TeddyBruckshot  1 "Well if it means Muslims. They are 1% of the USA population, it's very low."
19 T5T74575465GRGT  1 "I do feel how christains protray jesus christ is not 100% accurate down to his skin colour"
20 t3  1 "They start at 1%... and it wouldn't be a problem but their whole goal is to infiltrate and take over"
21 StormVuLT  1 "83% of Capricorns are insane"
22 SirDave  1 "answer the @#$%^&*( question lady,lol"
23 Sherry  1 "i need your cv and stats"
24 SheeEp  1 "55% of peope in hosp with Flu now"
25 SAURON  1 "Still sounds like 8% retardedness if you hit her precisely"
26 ROBSAYZzosiawascool  1 "CRIME WAVE WENT DOWN 89%"
27 ROBSAYZBATBAT  1 "BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
28 robocop  1 "i am 100 % white english"
29 Milla  1 " kipper 100%"
30 kiss-me-kate  1 "yank Thanksgiving meal cost was down 25% this year"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  96 "*Gets archbishop ray burger scrumpy to rip and thunder a ww2 siege cannon hot dog fart = into
Rob’s 1956 pipe*"
2 SELINAGUCCII  46 "my dinner table can seat 8 pple"
3 SheeEp  34 "somebody looks like that but it aint you mr combover fat burger scoffer"
4 Evangelist  27 "qotd should be      sweetie chuckie egg"
5 t3  21 "Don't let the Somalians see him. They do love a banana"
6 kipper  17 "sick the fish in the bread"
7 Kenny  17 "my mum worked with her at the biscuit factory coal road "
8 play  16 "its lunchtime for this retard in America"
9 VSXPINK  15 "Okay I changed my mind I need eggs Benedict today"
10 OHMYGOD  13 "last time i went to mcdonalds there was a fight"
11 watty1  12 "I feel sick now fancy trying to pork some knocked up old slut lmfao"
12 PascaI-Montana  12 "my relation in Edinburgh has a fish and chip shop he often makes them for the locals"
13 TheRealestTee  11 "Not a big chicken fan personally "
14 Rebel  10 "Lol my sister was threaten by her neighbours. If her dog went to harass or eat  the neighbours
chickens again he was gonna shoot her dog"
15 hearty  10 "freak you eyes looks eggs"
16 eastcoastrocks  10 "eat more pasta and shit pizza"
17 Kenny_Krampus  9 "no chocolate digestives only 89p "
18 Fukitol  9 "Baristo do us a balti chicken"
19 Evil-Bill  9 "Taht's right, you don't eat pork."
20 EBR  9 "and Mexican burger places lol"
21 giantryan  7 "I was at chicken shop next to this big block of flats and it kicked off outside"
22 kid-a  6 " he used to come in as Ray Burger etc. then pretend it wasn't him"
23 this-is-me  5 "something’s fishy in here"
24 T5T74575465GRGT  5 "SCREAMOS THINKING KISS THE CLIT AND STICK THE SAUSAGE IN THE NOSTRILS"
25 Sherry  5 "i woke at 7 had shower did me hair and mascara put a wash on nnd prepped dinner for tonight"
26 positions-west-coast  5 "I don't like rice cakes"
27 Julie  5 "As you can not cook your own dinner"
28 JenniCricket  5 "Thats after the curry t3h"
29 JasonKing  5 "not even a pork sword sens?"
30 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  5 "Bill, I hope you are not thinking of poking Milla with your porker."



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 t3  79 "That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying they will use that as the excuse "won't you just think
of the kids" "that's why we need porn control... that's why we need gun control... that
's why we need control of everything""
2 Evil-Bill  50 ""Hiya" is what Freak always says."
3 EBR  31 "That's why I always say "how the fuck are you doing? ""
4 TheRealestTee  29 "My nan used to tell me to shag ugly birds and used the phrase "you dont have to look at the
fire to poke the mantlepiece""
5 TopDogNoLimit  24 "Best line in that movie was "I carried a watermelon""
6 Keyboard-Warrior  24 "LMAOOOOOOOO @ "Goldminger""
7 kiss-me-kate  15 ""You great turnip, that's not how you use a microwave!""
8 AbuseTour2025  15 "Guarding the "Family business""
9 play  13 "the other fucking shit I hated to hear were those that took the vaccine using the excuse " at
least /i wont die from it even though i can still get covid""
10 bitchimeating  10 "Looool yg who also logs in as "Ben" admitted to being an insecure morbidly obese male"
11 StormVuLT  9 ""...and I don't brush my hair""
12 Ho-Ho-Hosebag  9 "When you mention "candle." Selina's vagina starts to lubricate in anticipation."
13 Cunt  9 "Ah don't you dare Jen "she wasting wax??" Ha"
14 WreckIt80  8 "She's a vile, abusive, unsanitary individual with loose morals nearly invisible shit stains on her
"sexy" black underwear"
15 VSXPINK  7 "Is it pronounced "aire-mez"?"
16 livelaughleave  6 "This was a woman that used to cry about shit like "the mark of the beast" looool"
17 getitrightgetitrightmayne  6 ""go have makeover" loool the fuck are you Turkish?"
18 CheersToYou  6 "Her hairline is not at all "receding" it's always been like that"
19 LQQK87  5 "PEADO ? .....ASK BILLY BOY "PAEDO" HOW TO SPELL IT CORRECTLY"
20 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo  4 "here's what Kafka would say to your pitiable football viewing: "Yes, reality is too heavy,
so they rent illusions and call it happiness." :)"
21 Julie  4 ""anyone else SICK of these guys using 'curious bc they dont have the BALLS to say "I
wanna"
22 DaveHandbrake  4 "How sweet, let me guess, you are now another "friend""
23 CountDrunkula  4 "Screamo on a date:  "Pass the ashtray, I need to throw it at someone.""
24 Westons  3 "as Weasel once said "if the drivers brown, walk home from town""
25 ROBSAYZzosiawascool  3 ""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
26 Milla  3 "[Official Audio] ISHA(이샤) - "See" [MV] ISHA(이샤) - See  Afro beats vibes i like that"
27 John_Mayhoff  3 "Dumb Play can't even spell. Some "engineer.""
28 Hose_for_the_Holidays  3 "You want to "bond" with a collection of wankers and perverts?"
29 GymGoth  3 "I was going to say "that Irish fella" wouldn't narrow it down lol"
30 Cuyahosebag  3 "If there is "nothing" in the Epstein files, why doesn't Fatty release them?"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Happyjulie50  34 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
2 Rebel  22 "Hello Norris"
3 hearty  16 "had nice morning"
4 Cg  16 "Hello everybody"
5 Milla  13 "in fact i remember i went to sleep, came on the next evening and you were still here"
6 PascaI-Montana  12 "you're in chat virtually 24/7 from early mornings until now. And it's UK time. You idiotic, paranoid
weirdo"
7 Emmaa  12 "martin hasn't said hello to me yet"
8 kid-a  11 "Oh hey Kenny"
9 Evil-Bill  10 "Hello, dear Lorri!"
10 SheeEp  9 "good morning spicy :)"
11 icon  9 "Hello my darling xxxxxxxxxxx"
12 binman  9 " mrs binman took them for a good walk this morning"
13 SELINAGUCCII  8 "happyjulie ,,,,,,,,,,,,,hello anyone home ? "
14 kipper  8 "thankfully there for one night, back home likely later on boxing day or early the morning after"
15 EBR  8 "Hello, SheBully!"
16 UFOJon  7 "hello"
17 TheRealestTee  7 "In here on Christmas day discussing the episode of Murder She Wrote they watched the evening
before "
18 StormVuLT  6 "Hello Guantanamo"
19 smokey69  6 "Its the same chat from it every evening ffs"
20 Northy  6 "afternoon"
21 Evangelist  6 "vamps has had her morning rant shes happy"
22 ToonIsAsexSymbol  5 "Toon was in thsi morning."
23 raining  5 "i saw a very good episode of scooby doo yesterday morning"
24 Keyboard-Warrior  5 "Hello, Julie."
25 Julie  5 "Howdy to you too sir dave"
26 VSXPINK  4 "Hello again Milla Milana xxxx"
27 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo  4 "anyways I have 1 more task to carry out this evening"
28 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  4 "hello folks and assembled oafs"
29 OHMYGOD  4 "i thought the test in the morning was wrong"
30 Northypole  4 "morning kid a room stud"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 kipper  314 "talking about marvel hero's here comes super cuck the black dick worshipper :D"
2 watty1  205 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
3 icon  184 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
4 Milla  174 " any gossips ?  :D"
5 SheeEp  81 "ya need about 600 quids worth of stuff to be able to not get caught :D"
6 Rebel  61 "Norris was winking at you 😐"
7 StormVuLT  54 "So LQQK87 has cybered toon? :D"
8 smokey69  43 "🤣😆🤣😆🤣"
9 Hayley  38 "Ant for london mayor 😂"
10 gg  27 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
11 Fukitol  25 "😊 😇"
12 t2  24 "Poor Fendy, I do feel sorry for that fucker at times 😂"
13 Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo  18 "or heed the words of Franz Kafka: "All language, is but a poor translation" :)"
14 TheRealestTee  16 "😂😂"
15 PascaI-Montana  12 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
16 YaddaX3  11 "Meagh's chatroom addiction and mental health deterioration is very concerning to watch.I might
have to message her family again out of concern for her ;) "
17 ToppaTopTop  11 "Marty you're that dense you had the most obvious password ''Millwall'' 😂 😂"
18 HollaWidTheRinsinSound  10 "He hates that there was zero diversity at his wedding😂"
19 Danielle  10 "Ah.  That’s great :) glad to read it"
20 VIBESALIVE  9 ":)"
21 Julie  9 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
22 EBR  9 "Just like you and I :)"
23 Evangelist  8 "i dont post the kids i fiddle with i respect their privacy  🤣"
24 playtime22  7 "T3 I was in here with kitty last time 🤣🤣"
25 Copacabana  7 "watty1 ''i look 20 ish but im on my 40s'' 😂"
26 B-P_JCitipmt  7 "Hayley what do you mean my belly off for spots :)"
27 TDK9  6 "Pascal talking about Somalian doctors 😂 😂 😂"
28 Goldensands  6 "Even though I listened to rebels tunes all the time 😐"
29 Evil-Bill  6 "That all depends on you, Spicy. :)"
30 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 "intensing <<<< I'm a pro at it :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 icon  312 "👊"
2 hearty  272 "man"
3 watty1  226 "lol"
4 Rebel  152 "Oh"
5 t3  148 "Smh"
6 kipper  148 "🧻"
7 Milla  139 "🙄"
8 SELINAGUCCII  132 "NEXT"
9 smokey69  125 "Lol"
10 freak_the_legend  106 "not"
11 Emmaa  99 "smh"
12 Julie  97 "Wow"
13 EBR  87 "lol"
14 Evil-Bill  81 "LMAO"
15 ROBSAYZzosiawascool  76 "BEN"
16 StormVuLT  62 "lol"
17 SheeEp  61 "lol"
18 janey  55 "LOL"
19 kid-a  52 "Yeah"
20 TheRealestTee  50 "Ty"
21 TopDogNoLimit  47 "lol"
22 play  45 "wow"
23 Evangelist  45 "lol"
24 PascaI-Montana  43 "💃"
25 Kenny  42 "40 "
26 giantryan  41 "Oh"
27 JasonKing  40 "haha"
28 Screamo  37 "Haha"
29 Keyboard-Warrior  37 "lol"
30 AbuseTour2025  36 "lol"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Sample Quote
1 Rebel  73 <John_Mayhoff> Rebel, when Play sends you a dick pic, try not to confuse his penis
with a peanut shell.
2 hey  50 <TopDogNoLimit> Hey, Smokeandmirrors
3 play  33 <Milla> Play, do you really think i would look at you ??
4 janey  25 <VIBESALIVE> janey: superstore or small
5 Danielle  24 <VIBESALIVE> Danielle: SLAP IT ON AND GET IT IN
6 t3  20 <John_Mayhoff> t3, I guess that's just 10 years in one of their fine penal colonies, especially
if you are British.
7 Kenny  17 <Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Kenny, how could you tell the difference between the bird's puss juice
and your urine?
8 bovary  17 <VIBESALIVE> bovary: yeah, you wouldn't like if you had a smell
9 icon  14 <Hose_for_the_Holidays> Icon, I have a personal question to ask you.
10 Julie  11 <UNITY-Ring> Julie, is lefty still trying to woo you?
11 hearty  10 <The_Polished_Knob> Hearty, if you don't behave, I will use your tits as doorstops.
12 OHMYGOD  8 <Richman> OHMYGOD:  you are right
13 Milla  8 <T5> Milla: why ? what you mean?
14 livelaughleave  7 <VIBESALIVE> livelaughleave: is that why the colours used to love watermelon?
15 Hayley  7 <StormVuLT> Hayley, that was the last time I believed you lol
16 pascal  5 <SELINAGUCCII> pascal , i like coastal areas , hence why i prefer to live by coast
17 Guantanamo  5 <Baristo> Guantanamo:  were you born in cuba
18 Screamo  4 <TopDogNoLimit> Screamo, as you know, has a bit of a drinking problem. Well, he got
in trouble with the law for drunken disorderly conduct and was banned
from attending any drinking establishments by the courts, apparently.
19 Lefty  4 <AbuseTour2025> Lefty, how are you this afternoon, you fucking nonce?
20 hi  4 <TopDogNoLimit> Hi, Icon
21 Fukitol  4 <Baristo> Fukitol:  I do not work at baristo
22 Cunt  4 <Duckett> cunt:  where are you from
23 smokey69  3 <VIBESALIVE> smokey69: would you though
24 Marty  3 <CountDrunkula> Marty, you should use a MyPillow.
25 kipper  3 <SELINAGUCCII> kipper , i was rasied with manners and respect
26 JenniCricket  3 <Richman> JenniCricket:  there are more worse ways
27 B-P_JCitipmt  3 <T5> B-PJCitipmt:   does that make you happy ?
28 VIBESALIVE  2 <livelaughleave> VibesAlive, that's sure is rich coming from a troll
29 Tabby  2 <Fukitol> Tabby, what you drinking tonight?
30 T5  2 <TheRealestTee> T5, I have a pair of used tweezers, a half eaten snicker and about 4
pairs of my sons old boxers (skids included) surely you can get a pound
on them?



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