#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics generated from Tuesday 16 Dec 2025 to Monday 22 Dec 2025596 people were active during this 7-day reporting period
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Long term statistics - three month sections
| 365902 |
623564 |
586088 |
541217 |
684404 |
636659 |
655056 |
636836 |
644323 |
580663 |
701228 |
644062 |
692673 |
(Est. 766230) 691265  |
| 8 - 9 2022 |
10 - 12 2022 |
1 - 3 2023 |
4 - 6 2023 |
7 - 9 2023 |
10 - 12 2023 |
1 - 3 2024 |
4 - 6 2024 |
7 - 9 2024 |
10 - 12 2024 |
1 - 3 2025 |
4 - 6 2025 |
7 - 9 2025 |
10 - 12 2025 |
Estimate for this section: 766230 lines.
3/2025 was a good month for #kisschat.co.uk - 290775 lines spoken
Big Numbers
| bitchbewithyou liked showing off, giving 8 self-descriptions. Example:
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| is freak_the_lagend stupid or just asking too many questions? 26% of lines contained a question! freak_the was almost as bad, having a question ratio of 25%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 53 times... Runner-up auto-chatter: hearty - was caught talking to themself 22 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Highest CAPS ratio: dingo with 2297 of words in CAPS. Example:
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| Activity peak: 31 people were simultaneously active on 19 Dec 2025 19:00 - 20:00 Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| Touched_By_Tism wrote the longest lines - average of 54 letters per line. Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 30 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
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Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | dingo - 690 | dingo - 964 |
watty4 - 951 | Rebel - 2377 |
| 2 | Treers - 503 | freak_the_legend - 609 |
Rebel - 594 | play - 1138 |
| 3 | Rebel - 499 | Sherry - 569 |
Sherry - 592 | VibesAlive - 969 |
| 4 | t3 - 453 | hearty - 543 |
dingo - 556 | SELINAGUCCII - 968 |
| 5 | Milla - 434 | ohmyshit - 436 |
hearty - 542 | dingo - 905 |
| 6 | StormVuLT - 411 | Rebel - 336 |
freak_the_legend - 481 | Pascal-Montana - 872 |
| 7 | Hayley - 346 | watty4 - 332 |
TheRealestTee - 445 | JasonKing - 794 |
| 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 333 | Northypole - 273 |
kid-a - 397 | kid-a - 678 |
| 9 | freak_the_legend - 304 | Julie - 174 |
play - 395 | freak_the_legend - 648 |
| 10 | Pascal-Montana - 298 | kid-a - 129 |
SELINAGUCCII - 390 | PascaI-Montana - 541 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
3/2025 - 12/2025
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Chat partners
(they really like talking to each other...)
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| 1 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | |
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| 2 | Milla | StormVuLT | 2 | dingo | watty4 | |
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| 3 | Rebel | northstar | 3 | dingo | Sherry | |
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| 4 | Rebel | Pascal-Montana | 4 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
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| 5 | HappyCamper | t3 | 5 | Rebel | Sherry | |
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| 6 | dingo | freak_the_legend | 6 | ohmyshit | Sherry | |
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| 7 | Rebel | kid-a | 7 | Northypole | Sherry | |
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| 8 | HappyCamper | TROON | 8 | Rebel | ohmyshit | |
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| 9 | JasonKing | Rebel | 9 | dingo | hearty | |
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| 10 | Milla | dingo | 10 | dingo | Rebel | |
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| 11 | Milla | gabago0L | 11 | dingo | freak_the_legend | |
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| 12 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Treers | 12 | Ben | freak_the_legend | |
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| 13 | TROON | t3 | 13 | Julie | dingo | |
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| 14 | Ben | dingo | 14 | freak_the_legend | ohmyshit | |
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| 15 | Pascal-Montana | cunt | 15 | Julie | watty4 | |
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| 16 | LQQK87 | Milla | 16 | Rebel | hearty | |
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| 17 | JasonKing | northstar | 17 | Sherry | hearty | |
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| 18 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | 18 | TheRealestTee | freak_the_legend | |
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| 19 | Hayley | Treers | 19 | Julie | hearty | |
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| 20 | Pascal-Montana | northstar | 20 | Danielle | TheRealestTee | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | TheRealestTee | watty4 | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | Danielle | Rebel | 2 | Rebel | VibesAlive | |
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| 3 | Danielle | SirDave | 3 | Rebel | T5T746736764GTR | |
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| 4 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | 4 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
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| 5 | freak_the_legend | Rebel | 5 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 6 | Sherry | Rebel | 6 | Rebel | JasonKing | |
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| 7 | kipper | watty4 | 7 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
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| 8 | Rebel | SirDave | 8 | Rebel | Pascal-Montana | |
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| 9 | Rebel | hearty | 9 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 10 | Julie | SD | 10 | smokey69 | play | |
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| 11 | Rebel | watty4 | 11 | kid-a | play | |
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| 12 | Sherry | SirDave | 12 | Rebel | SELINAGUCCII | |
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| 13 | Sherry | watty4 | 13 | Rebel | watty4 | |
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| 14 | Sherry | Danielle | 14 | SELINAGUCCII | play | |
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| 15 | SELINAGUCCII | watty4 | 15 | VibesAlive | play | |
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| 16 | Rebel | play | 16 | Rebel | towntown | |
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| 17 | Rebel | kid-a | 17 | Rebel | dingo | |
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| 18 | SELINAGUCCII | kipper | 18 | Pascal-Montana | play | |
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| 19 | Julie | kipper | 19 | SELINAGUCCII | VibesAlive | |
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| 20 | Sherry | hearty | 20 | VibesAlive | Pascal-Montana | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | Ben | 7 |
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| 2 | Danielle | 7 |
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| 3 | smokey69 | 7 |
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| 4 | Sherry | 7 |
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| 5 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 6 | hearty | 7 |
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| 7 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
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| 8 | Northypole | 7 |
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| 9 | JasonKing | 7 |
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| 10 | play | 7 |
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| 11 | dingo | 7 |
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| 12 | VibesAlive | 7 |
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| 13 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 14 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 15 | SELINAGUCCII | 6 |
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| 16 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 6 |
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| 17 | giantryan | 6 |
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| 18 | Cg | 6 |
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| 19 | watty4 | 6 |
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| 20 | freak_the_legend | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | play | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | JasonKing | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | Northypole | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | dingo | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | kid-a | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | Rebel | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | VibesAlive | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | smokey69 | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | Danielle | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | Ben | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | Sherry | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | hearty | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | LQQK87 | 7 |
16 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | freak_the_legend | 6 |
17 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | watty4 | 6 |
16 Dec - 21 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | SELINAGUCCII | 6 |
16 Dec - 21 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | Kenny | 5 |
16 Dec - 20 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | Touched_By_Tism | 5 |
18 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | Emu_Basher | 5 |
18 Dec - 22 Dec 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 39.. | 12 |
Touched_By_Tism(53.6), TROON(47.4), PascaI-Montana(47.2), t3(44.2... |
| 36..38 | 9 |
LQQK87(38.4), BeerMonsta90(38.3), livelaughleave(38.0), Rebel(37.8)... |
| 33..35 | 6 |
rock-and-sway-its-play(34.7), gabago0L(34.4), Stomper(34.2), kipper(... |
| 30..32 | 15 |
freak_the_lagend(32.8), SELINAGUCCII(32.8), Xmas-EVIL(32.7), Phead... |
| 27..29 | 14 |
freak_the_legend(29.9), StormVuLT(29.7), blahblah(29.2), T5T746736... |
| 24..26 | 14 |
giantryan(26.8), northstar(26.7), Northypole(26.6), Fukitol(26.3), SD(26... |
| 21..23 | 11 |
Treers(24.0), JeffreyEpstein(23.9), SantaQuits(23.8), Kenny(23.7), Fr... |
| 18..20 | 3 |
Jonnie(20.5), BrandyButter(19.9), Julie(18.7) |
| ..17 | 5 |
dingo(17.8), smokey69(17.5), janey(17.5), hearty(16.8), Care(15.6) |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
#kisschat.co.uk's popular words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2909 | "that" | lex123 | 22 Dec 23:58 |
| 1861 | "have" | dingo | 22 Dec 23:58 |
| 1784 | "your" | SEAL_OF_GOD | 22 Dec 23:44 |
| 1708 | "with" | SEAL_OF_GOD | 22 Dec 23:48 |
| 1700 | "like" | VibesAlive | 22 Dec 23:58 |
| 1500 | "they" | MrToilet | 22 Dec 23:54 |
| 1408 | "What" | lex123 | 22 Dec 23:56 |
| 1300 | "here" | Xmas-EVIL | 22 Dec 23:58 |
| 1250 | "just" | Xmas-EVIL | 22 Dec 23:58 |
| 1068 | "know" | dingo | 22 Dec 23:57 |
Frequently mentioned nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1416 | "Rebel" | VibesAlive | 22 Dec 23:58 |
| 912 | "play" | SEAL_OF_GOD | 22 Dec 22:56 |
| 347 | "Sherry" | bov | 22 Dec 16:07 |
| 312 | "kid-a" | VibesAlive | 22 Dec 23:14 |
| 301 | "cunt" | lex123 | 22 Dec 23:56 |
The most words that no-one else uses
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 110 | Rebel | "exes"(4), "tyvm"(3), "vampz"(5), "Spazzie"(10), "scarf"(3), "melted"(6), "vulgar"(5), "dances"(5), "asylum"(4), "pished"(3), "dancer"(3), "scabbers"(7), "bogging"(3), "crashed"(3), "rescued"(3), "bizarre"(3), "CLEANEST"(3), "ice-cream"(4), "functioning"(3), "counselling"(3) |
| 62 | dingo | "KUNT"(9), "ROOT"(4), "MODAL"(6), "fits"(3), "circus"(9), "COZI"(3), "RIFLE"(3), "ZNAYOO"(3), "mathews"(5), "shooter"(5), "SOLDIERS"(5), "Ostrovsky"(6), "advocate"(3), "Jerusalem"(6), "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(14), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), ... |
| 44 | play | "Binny"(6), "nyan"(3), "LYCRA"(4), "FOOKS"(4), "Jello"(3), "ROWDY"(3), "AWANK"(3), "weapon"(3), "song "(3), "select"(3), "FOOKING"(6), "murdered"(5), "underwear"(7), "vengeance"(6), "acid-cat"(4), "d-nonono"(3), "socialist"(4), "TRASHWHITE"(6), "playhouse"(3), "MMMMMMMMMMM"(3) |
| 44 | kid-a | " Was"(6), " eg"(3), " see"(5), " aye"(5), "Limmy"(4), " one"(3), "stomp"(3), " haha"(6), " nice"(4), " come"(4), " dani"(4), "vacant"(4), " good"(3), " from"(3), "topics"(3), " never"(6), " there"(4), "shelter"(3), " Going"(3), "correcting"(3) |
| 36 | Pascal-Montana | "data"(3), "core"(3), "purely"(8), "rural"(4), "nerds"(4), "yummy"(3), "Vinci"(3), "sponge"(3), "crunch"(3), "factual"(4), "Natalie"(4), "unhappy"(3), "insider"(3), "bisexual"(4), "embraces"(4), "Illinois"(3), "cheltenham"(4), "stimulants"(3), "financially"(3), "transgenderism"(5) |
| 28 | freak_the_legend | "lyla"(4), "stare"(5), "Danny"(5), "Barry"(5), "niters"(8), "inject"(7), "skids"(3), "inthe"(3), "Wirral"(4), "addled"(4), "avenue"(3), "Intact"(3), "huntley"(3), "piscall"(3), "drunkula"(4), "brighter"(3), "location"(3), "relentless"(4), "surprising"(3), "motherfucker"(4) |
| 28 | watty4 | "needy"(7), "wanka"(7), "imbeciles"(19), "berk"(4), "isint"(5), "Pmsfl"(5), "Lmfaoooooo"(25), "teepot"(7), "bangs"(4), "tards"(3), "druggy"(4), "bollox"(3), "Dave "(3), "corned"(3), "rotted"(3), "teehee"(3), "lastest"(3), "gormless"(4), "lmfaooooooo"(3), "hahahahhahaa"(3) |
| 26 | SELINAGUCCII | "pple"(25), "anthr"(10), "fllw"(5), "musk"(4), "uk "(3), "chkn"(3), "buiz"(3), "loyal"(4), "details"(7), "engine"(3), "ethnic"(3), "marrige"(4), "lobster"(3), "plumber"(3), "pASCAL "(5), "israevil"(5), "mashallah"(7), "bleaching"(3), "continued"(3), "christians"(3) |
| 24 | Sherry | "fkin"(21), "caymen"(13), "niks"(5), "bastid"(11), "doyle"(7), "moobs"(4), "usa "(3), "hunni"(3), "TESCOS"(4), "serves"(3), "growth"(3), "ukchat"(3), "fatcons"(5), "kiddies"(4), "wiggles"(3), "puberty"(3), "harpoon"(3), "wardrobe"(3), "kennypoos"(3), "alchypops"(3) |
| 21 | JasonKing | "steady"(14), "hoop"(4), "Ouch"(4), "cards"(7), "regs"(3), "SKINT"(5), "woofer"(7), "spirit"(7), "sykes"(3), "torch"(3), "Sammy"(3), "yersel"(5), "TINKLE"(3), "dumping"(4), " ROCKS"(3), "jammies"(3), "seasonal"(5), "scratcher"(3), "supposedly"(4), "salutations"(3) |
These pairs like to talk in their own special language
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 45 | Pascal-Montana and PascaI-Montana | "zits"(9), "hanks"(3), "regime"(5), "gigolo"(4), "Scroll"(4), "weirdos"(7), "October"(6), "borders"(5), "truthful"(7), "leprechaun"(11), "ideology"(4), "paradise"(4), "Somalians"(6), "Paramount"(4), "tombstone"(3), "activities"(3), "entrepreneur"(4), "transvestites"(7), "contributing"(3), "ross-on-wye"(4) |
| 26 | Rebel and kid-a | "deer"(6), "cafe"(6), "pony"(5), "allen"(3), "buffet"(6), "Gerard"(6), "masala"(4), "strangers"(9), "character"(8), "adorable"(4), "grooming"(4), "encourage"(6), "paranoid"(3), "exploring"(5), "Highlands"(4), "nicknames"(3), "centuries"(3), "influence"(3), "struggling"(5), "impression"(5) |
| 25 | Rebel and play | "quiz"(28), "gate"(8), "tard"(6), "bent"(5), "sang"(4), "iris"(4), "toffee"(10), "day "(4), "ITCHY"(4), "scream"(6), "Dundee"(6), "copper"(5), "arrest"(5), "cuddle"(4), "buried"(4), "lyrical"(6), "colours"(4), "schools"(3), "assuming"(5), "salvation"(3) |
| 25 | kid-a and Milla | " lol"(109), " the"(18), " lmao"(17), " My"(9), " ok"(9), " yes"(12), " well"(14), " that"(14), " Do"(6), " or"(5), " play"(11), " Are"(6), " all"(6), " Let"(5), " Don"(4), " What"(5), " even"(4), " still"(4), " always"(3), " nothing"(3) |
| 24 | Rebel and SELINAGUCCII | "tidy"(5), "menu"(5), "tizer"(7), "fade"(3), "falls"(6), "argos"(4), "adopt"(3), "comments"(11), "facial"(5), "habits"(4), "kindly"(4), "chunks"(3), "content"(5), "regrets"(4), "biryani"(3), "kitchens"(5), "bringing"(3), "corrected"(3), "excitement"(3), "memorising"(3) |
| 23 | Rebel and Sherry | "arsed"(9), "wore"(4), "sean"(3), "burst"(6), "luke"(3), "stoke"(3), "DRIFT"(3), "pyjamas"(6), "outfit"(3), "nephews"(6), "morgue"(3), "Gritty"(3), "Carrots"(6), "Shurrup"(4), "Googles"(3), "gritters"(5), "curtains"(5), "battering"(3), "chatterbox"(6), "domesticated"(3) |
| 22 | dingo and watty4 | "seli"(18), "I’d"(17), "moms"(7), "crash"(7), "dopey"(4), "PLONKER"(7), "hooked"(4), "Lololol"(6), "cybering"(6), "Here’s"(4), "LOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOL"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(13), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(15), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(13), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12), ... |
| 20 | Rebel and JasonKing | "blast"(20), "Bite"(8), "chef"(6), "pish"(5), "ship"(4), "buds"(4), "cons"(3), "refer"(6), "Kinky"(4), "range"(4), "play*"(4), "jumper"(6), "guessed"(3), "volunteer"(8), "Hamilton"(4), "families"(4), "cairngorms"(5), "volunteers"(3), "confession"(3), "volunteering"(6) |
| 18 | Rebel and watty4 | "simp"(18), "Yawn"(12), "pies"(8), "equal"(8), "Burp"(5), "Smirks"(9), "gutter"(9), "failure"(10), "Slags"(3), "tragic"(4), "Tinned"(3), "immigrant"(11), "Smokers"(4), "incoming"(5), "lowlifes"(3), "alcoholism"(4), "slaughtered"(3), "humiliation"(3) |
| 17 | Rebel and Pascal-Montana | "wales"(18), "peas"(6), "sexually"(17), "towns"(5), "abroad"(6), "joint"(3), "tiktok"(6), "favour"(5), "factor"(4), "wished"(3), "involve"(4), "assumed"(3), "guarantee"(7), "increase"(3), "includes"(3), "appeared"(3), "introduce"(3) |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | bitchbewithyou |  8 |
* bitchbewithyou farts |
| 2 | play | 3 |
* play gets himself a cold one |
| 3 | livelaughleave | 3 |
* livelaughleave yawns |
| 4 | liljudyfunfun | 3 |
* liljudyfunfun farts on T5T |
| 5 | Touched_By_Tism | 2 |
* Touched_By_Tism spits on Jonnie |
| 6 | play-soon-here | 2 |
* play-soon-here RAISES HIS HAND RPOFUSELY AT SELINAGUCCII |
| 7 | VibesAlive | 1 |
* VibesAlive cough |
| 8 | SEAL_OF_GOD | 1 |
* SEAL_OF_GOD throws a banana at Smokey's monkey head |
| 9 | kid-a | 1 |
* kid-a bows |
| 10 | JasonKing | 1 |
* JasonKing buys selina o one-way ticket to afghanistan |
| 11 | gabago0L | 1 |
* gabago0L flexes butt cheeks to the beat of the music |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | VSXPINK | 6 |
"It's stupid, 100%" |
| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 5 |
"and 90% of my mates r white pple who love me and adore me " |
| 3 | Touched_By_Tism | 4 |
"one says my iq is in the top 2% in the uk and the other says my knob size is in the top 1%" |
| 4 | SD | 4 |
")(*&^%$ and &^%$ to you too" |
| 5 | kipper | 4 |
"easy to say that in a 99% white area" |
| 6 | gabago0L | 4 |
"She still looks better than 95% of people out there mate" |
| 7 | VibesAlive | 3 |
"love is 50% of my equity" |
| 8 | TheRealestTee | 3 |
"100% agree Kid-A" |
| 9 | SirDave | 3 |
"but 95% of all table games now use tournament blue cloth" |
| 10 | livelaughleave | 3 |
"I'm 100% bout that dave" |
| 11 | watty4 | 2 |
"kipper makes up the other 5%" |
| 12 | play | 2 |
"the meal already had a 20% tip on it and each couple paid another 20% tip because who the fuck knew the tip was included" |
| 13 | Pascal-Montana | 2 |
"they are being fed propaganda by the democratic 95% News Channels" |
| 14 | liveleavelaugh | 2 |
"100%" |
| 15 | liljudyfunfun | 2 |
"Rebel I literally cannot even understand 76% of what you say" |
| 16 | DestructionOfDAScotSimpletons | 2 |
"LOL she's trying to speed up her talking. I 100% understand you. You sound like you're from the programme 'The Scheme' you low class ned. 😂" |
| 17 | TROON | 1 |
"lets face it 95% of chatters here are mingers. And I often don't like them" |
| 18 | StormVuLT | 1 |
"Probably 80% of what I type is not sent" |
| 19 | Sherry | 1 |
"hes in and out toning his 4% body fat lol" |
| 20 | SheeEp | 1 |
"yeah if you have 4 teeth or more it puts you in the top 4%" |
| 21 | SEAL_OF_GOD | 1 |
"Lol you can tell 99% in here haven't been in the job market at all" |
| 22 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 |
"Trump overall approval is around 39%, play" |
| 23 | Pavlo_Lapshyn | 1 |
"SELINAGUCCII,, Devon 0.4% muslim, Mid Devon 0.2% muslim, West Devon 0.2% Muslim, East Devon 0.3% Muslim" |
| 24 | PascaI-Montana | 1 |
"at least 35 to 40% of people eat junk food" |
| 25 | kid-a | 1 |
" he actually went and counted his lines in the stats page" |
| 26 | Julie | 1 |
"You %Uckfield" |
| 27 | HoundBoss | 1 |
"4% body fat" |
| 28 | HappyCamper | 1 |
"come on, it's only 80% of terrorist attacks" |
| 29 | gabagool | 1 |
"Could never stomach 99% of people to lay down with em looool" |
| 30 | fod | 1 |
"Obese Sherry on stats 16, 788 consecutive days logged into kiss chat" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 32 |
"I had a fear of fish neyhey" |
| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 24 |
"is it also true italians prefer to eat fruit at breakfast" |
| 3 | Pascal-Montana | 20 |
"I do love roast beef, and I don't mind roast pork either" |
| 4 | livelaughleave | 18 |
"Hey I'm making poutine for Xmas dinner" |
| 5 | watty4 | 14 |
"It’s not even lunch yet and I’ve already battered Rob kid and rebel 🤣🤭🤣" |
| 6 | kid-a | 13 |
"Ah. We having beef on Xmas day" |
| 7 | SheeEp | 12 |
"seems like food poisoning from chicken" |
| 8 | kipper | 10 |
"done us all like a ray burger :D" |
| 9 | JeffreyEpstein | 10 |
"my parents cant cook good xmas dinner a take away is better" |
| 10 | JasonKing | 10 |
"i nuke my rice" |
| 11 | play | 9 |
"we will one day have that chippy dinner me and you" |
| 12 | Sherry | 8 |
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrrrrr ill knock the skin off your rice pudding ohhhhhhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrrrrrrr" |
| 13 | PascaI-Montana | 8 |
"the burger in Montana is crap" |
| 14 | TheRealestTee | 7 |
"Markdowned sausage rolls? Lol " |
| 15 | Kenny | 7 |
"went to one today for a free breakfast" |
| 16 | Danielle | 7 |
"Tallow on r chips. Tallow on r faces lol" |
| 17 | giantryan | 6 |
"I just had bacon and egg butties" |
| 18 | Treers | 5 |
"but i do love the egg rice" |
| 19 | Touched_By_Tism | 5 |
"for xmas dinner i'd really settle for some doritos,skittles and a milkshake while watching netflix" |
| 20 | ToonLass | 5 |
"Burps fishburger into dingos beetroot red face" |
| 21 | ohmyshit | 5 |
"years back from currys" |
| 22 | Northypole | 5 |
"i bought some pork apple and black pudding sausages they were fuckin awful" |
| 23 | dingo | 5 |
"close all fish and chip shops in uk and there will be a revolution." |
| 24 | VSXPINK | 4 |
"Scotch eggs seem lovely" |
| 25 | sixthsense | 4 |
"take a biscuit and fly outside" |
| 26 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 4 |
"got to eat dinner, and then head out" |
| 27 | ItsYouU | 4 |
"22 happy meals for breakfast" |
| 28 | Emu_Basher | 4 |
"im debating sausage n chips or some or some chicken nug nugs 2 bread n butter" |
| 29 | claclacla | 4 |
"give him chicken and stuff" |
| 30 | yalp | 3 |
"icon is the burger king" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | TheRealestTee | 18 |
""Yo im here" *crickets*" |
| 2 | t3 | 15 |
"I really thought you were word playing "son of a bitch" but you're serious huh" |
| 3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 12 |
"lol JasonKing, the "wife" he cheats on?" |
| 4 | liljudyfunfun | 12 |
"Yes all the recording said was "fuck fuck fuck"" |
| 5 | VibesAlive | 11 |
"watty4 480 TIMES"🤣"" |
| 6 | Touched_By_Tism | 11 |
"the term "victims" with epstein is very loosely used anyway" |
| 7 | StormVuLT | 7 |
"Hayley, where do I put that "Indian" you sent??" |
| 8 | gabago0L | 7 |
"He posts a pic of rebel and types "die tabby"" |
| 9 | meaghs_picture | 6 |
"Selina dont let then "squirt" shame you" |
| 10 | livelaughleave | 6 |
"Jason King why are you obsessed with John Arbuckle from the comic and animated series "G... ...arfield and friends"" |
| 11 | VSXPINK | 5 |
"The idea of "bad cops" is slowly fading" |
| 12 | liveleavelaugh | 5 |
"Sd <<< oh look another bloated old white guy who likes to tap out "kill all the niggérs " on the internet but holds doors open for Jamaal irl" |
| 13 | lex123 | 5 |
"yh ....but......how can we define "normal"?" |
| 14 | iwannabepegged | 5 |
"Lost a bet. My forfeit is to ask you for something embarrassing/ humiliating to say/ text on here. Can you help? Think along the lines of "I'm a little simp, I like wearing my br* and p*nties under my maid's dr*ss whilst..."." |
| 15 | SEAL_OF_GOD | 4 |
"He loves lyrics like "I will lay down and surrender"" |
| 16 | LQQK87 | 4 |
"DON'T MENTION "WORK" WHERE PISSCAL THE QUEER IS" |
| 17 | The_Arizona_Ass_Pimple | 3 |
"Play wiil assert the Donald Trump defense: that women enjoy it when you "grab 'em by the pussy."" |
| 18 | rock-and-sway-its-play | 3 |
"I love when sens calls herself a "lil cunt"" |
| 19 | Hose_for_the_Holidays | 3 |
"LMAO @ Watty being "slim" -- another way of saying he has a drug addict's skeleton appearance" |
| 20 | Hayley | 3 |
"You said mention Hate said to you " i talk to lots of men ". But... He was the worst one out of everyone. The rest didnt send me pictures of their spunk writing a H with it 😂😂😂 " |
| 21 | bjKING | 3 |
"just tell me to say "I'm a simp that like to dress up as a maid" PLEEEASE rebel" |
| 22 | Xmas-EVIL | 2 |
"Edward Leedskalnin was "Lorri sized" yet he managed to move all those stones into place by himself." |
| 23 | sumguy | 2 |
"asian lady "you like hand hob"" |
| 24 | SD | 2 |
"when black santas say "HO" its not about being 'jolly'!" |
| 25 | Rebel | 2 |
"She was arrested a few times too because of her "parties"" |
| 26 | Play_From_Behind | 2 |
"Does the "thick" part of "Big and Thick" refer to your skull?" |
| 27 | pegmeplease | 2 |
"Just lost a bet with the lads. My forfeit is for me to ask you for something embarrassing/ humiliating to say/ type here for your entertainment. Don't hold back and give me as many things to say as possible. Think along the lines of "I'm a little simp who likes to wear a bra and panties under my maid's dress before I'm pegged". Cheers lads!" |
| 28 | PascaI-Montana | 2 |
"BORDER CZAR Kamala Harris SONG (Madonna "Borderline" Parody) lol " |
| 29 | John_Mayhoff | 2 |
"I don't know if "squirter" captures the whole picture. Her downstairs neighbor had a flood because her cunt juice overflowed the drain." |
| 30 | gabagool | 2 |
"He charged them with "treason and taking the kings food" looool" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Happyjulie50 | 48 |
"Stormvult hello " |
| 2 | Rebel | 27 |
"Because hey why not give my mother more to do ." |
| 3 | Cg | 25 |
"Hello everybody mornin" |
| 4 | Jonnie | 21 |
"hello again" |
| 5 | Northypole | 15 |
"morning" |
| 6 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 13 |
"Good evening folks and assembled oafs" |
| 7 | kid-a | 11 |
"Hello intelligent people ( lmao)" |
| 8 | watty4 | 10 |
"trampy here and coward tee been chatting shit about you all afternoon" |
| 9 | hearty | 8 |
"what a nice morning" |
| 10 | freak_the_legend | 8 |
"TGO is nothing i had a bigger struggle with a turd in thetoilet this morning" |
| 11 | StormVuLT | 7 |
"Hello" |
| 12 | Pascal-Montana | 7 |
"this is amusing this evening" |
| 13 | VibesAlive | 6 |
"All work and no play for me, going in for afternoon soon" |
| 14 | Touched_By_Tism | 5 |
"Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy" |
| 15 | ohmyshit | 5 |
"lol i shave every morning" |
| 16 | Treers | 4 |
"and i never said hello" |
| 17 | SELINAGUCCII | 4 |
"good afternoon northy x" |
| 18 | PascaI-Montana | 4 |
"few in this afternoon" |
| 19 | MikeTard2025 | 4 |
"and hey Sherry... Northy" |
| 20 | Kippo | 4 |
"Howdy" |
| 21 | giantryan | 4 |
"Don't really like you either dingo but hey ho" |
| 22 | Evil-Bill | 4 |
"Hello Julie." |
| 23 | dan96 | 4 |
"Hello how are you guys ?" |
| 24 | cunt | 4 |
"Yes....its 5 to 4 in the morning ffs" |
| 25 | wurrble182 | 3 |
"SELINAGUCCII can you do it all naked the morning after" |
| 26 | towntown | 3 |
"the women would go home in the evening" |
| 27 | sumguy | 3 |
"very good evening me lovlies" |
| 28 | Milla | 3 |
"Evening all" |
| 29 | JasonKing | 3 |
"but hey-ho that's chat for you" |
| 30 | dingo | 3 |
"FREAKS NEW NAME OTTHELLO" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | watty4 | 442 |
"The fat mong plonker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 2 | kipper | 206 |
"ranting in CAPS is definitely one of them :D" |
| 3 | Rebel | 64 |
"😐 least I don't chat about sex constantly like you lot do all fucking each others arses" |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 60 |
"Trump impeachment, soon here :)" |
| 5 | Hayley | 52 |
"😂😂😂😂😂" |
| 6 | SheeEp | 49 |
"ahh dont worry about him when im here :D" |
| 7 | Milla | 35 |
"🙄" |
| 8 | busdosser | 33 |
"yeah a lot of target practice :D" |
| 9 | VibesAlive | 26 |
";)" |
| 10 | StormVuLT | 25 |
"waiting for BrandyButter to say, flood of Indians or something :D" |
| 11 | TROON | 23 |
"yeah a big fat, ugly manly Nigerian female bus driver with a name like 'Princess' 😂" |
| 12 | Diversity_Ticklist | 21 |
"It's a shame Australia isn't closer^ 😄" |
| 13 | SirDave | 19 |
"to do research on ow to breed GAY goldfish :)" |
| 14 | Colin | 15 |
"uhm.. should do the trick Reb:)" |
| 15 | DestructionOfDAScotSimpletons | 13 |
"LOL she's trying to speed up her talking. I 100% understand you. You sound like you're from the programme 'The Scheme' you low class ned. 😂" |
| 16 | northstar | 11 |
":D" |
| 17 | Danielle | 11 |
"Right going asleep. Night all :)" |
| 18 | BeerMonsta90 | 11 |
"😂" |
| 19 | BeatUpThePussyLikeMMA | 11 |
"And then you came LAST in the quiz🤣" |
| 20 | TheRealestTee | 10 |
"Yet I was eating a burger in your city waiting for you 🙂" |
| 21 | smokey69 | 10 |
"Hey rebel 😎" |
| 22 | TooBrutalForChat | 9 |
"But then you knew that that’s why you didn’t show up 🤣" |
| 23 | DesertEagle | 8 |
"Here's my impression of Rebel 😂 https://jumpshare.com/s/ays1fk9SJzT8wIk1VlsP" |
| 24 | SD | 7 |
"we can only hope its 100 yrs rebel :)" |
| 25 | giantryan | 7 |
"😚 this is my bothered face" |
| 26 | StopJopRoll | 6 |
"I'd make Icon a slight favourite. But let's face it, it would be an embarrassing fight, handbags galore 😂... ... They both can't fight. 😂" |
| 27 | MadFriday | 6 |
"😆" |
| 28 | Julie | 6 |
"😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 29 | Trezeguet | 5 |
"Kid-a the arrogant know it all, who hilariously claims to be an 'intellectual'' who FACTUALLY came last place in the quiz on the Zenn chatroom 😂" |
| 30 | HatmanStrikesBack | 5 |
"i wanna have a go 🤣 🤣" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | freak_the_legend | 284 |
"lol" |
| 2 | dingo | 273 |
"MWA" |
| 3 | watty4 | 267 |
"😊" |
| 4 | Rebel | 228 |
"Soup" |
| 5 | hearty | 112 |
"dogs" |
| 6 | SELINAGUCCII | 95 |
"haha" |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 93 |
"Yoaf" |
| 8 | Julie | 83 |
"Lol" |
| 9 | kipper | 75 |
":D" |
| 10 | VibesAlive | 58 |
"'94" |
| 11 | Hayley | 58 |
"Lmai" |
| 12 | smokey69 | 56 |
"Yay" |
| 13 | kid-a | 53 |
"Lmao" |
| 14 | Milla | 50 |
"😂" |
| 15 | Sherry | 44 |
"wimp" |
| 16 | HappyCamper | 43 |
"lol" |
| 17 | StormVuLT | 40 |
"Yeah" |
| 18 | play | 40 |
"and" |
| 19 | JasonKing | 40 |
"oh" |
| 20 | Northypole | 38 |
"lol" |
| 21 | Jonnie | 37 |
"lol" |
| 22 | freak_the | 35 |
"lmao" |
| 23 | Treers | 34 |
"lol" |
| 24 | giantryan | 33 |
"Why?" |
| 25 | t3 | 31 |
"Wow" |
| 26 | northstar | 25 |
"best" |
| 27 | lex123 | 25 |
"lol" |
| 28 | gabago0L | 25 |
"👍" |
| 29 | TROON | 24 |
"damn" |
| 30 | Emu_Basher | 24 |
"lmao" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Written | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 105 |
<VibesAlive> Rebel: did u like tho |
| 2 | play | 37 |
<Cuyahosebag> Play, without social security, how would you buy your cat food? |
| 3 | Pascal-Montana | 19 |
<VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: I dont know |
| 4 | T5T37363636GTRR | 17 |
<VibesAlive> T5T46463384GTRR: i'm gonna find out mate |
| 5 | SELINAGUCCII | 14 |
<VibesAlive> SELINAGUCCII: whos that then |
| 6 | PascaI-Montana | 12 |
<VibesAlive> PascaI-Montana: I aint pulling no one |
| 7 | Jonnie | 10 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy |
| 8 | Danielle | 10 |
<bobrp65> danielle: pme |
| 9 | dingo | 9 |
<VibesAlive> dingo: I have a question man |
| 10 | towntown | 8 |
<VibesAlive> towntown: legal baby |
| 11 | kid-a | 8 |
<Milla> Kid-a, it's her way chatting like |
| 12 | JasonKing | 6 |
<VibesAlive> JasonKing: so true, nofap is in |
| 13 | Treers | 5 |
<VibesAlive> Treers: just think it was consensual |
| 14 | T5T746736764GTR | 5 |
<VibesAlive> T5T746736764GTR: this is rebel https://pasteboard.co/gNgLAt6aqieP.png |
| 15 | StormVuLT | 5 |
<Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, yeah i have to go grab a few games still |
| 16 | Julie | 5 |
<The_Polished_Knob> Julie, I made you an offer. So tits or GTFO |
| 17 | hearty | 5 |
<VibesAlive> hearty: hey hope you are well! |
| 18 | Hayley | 5 |
<StormVuLT> Hayley, where do I put that "Indian" you sent?? |
| 19 | watty4 | 4 |
<MincePies> watty1, don't tell me that kid-a has been trying it on with toon? |
| 20 | Stomper | 4 |
<VibesAlive> Stomper: great way to end up with POIS |
| 21 | MrToilet | 4 |
<VibesAlive> MrToilet: get all the women in retail |
| 22 | Milla | 4 |
<StormVuLT> Milla, what sentence do you want to hear? |
| 23 | lex123 | 4 |
<VibesAlive> lex123: yes benefits galore in nick |
| 24 | bitchbewithyou | 4 |
<VibesAlive> bitchbewithyou: /ignore |
| 25 | Xmas-EVIL | 3 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Xmas-EVIL, they pretty much were, whores wanted to double dip for the money |
| 26 | Werthers | 3 |
<Play_From_Behind> Werthers, are you prepared to fight me man-to-douchebag? |
| 27 | uwontbelieve | 3 |
<VibesAlive> uwontbelieve: FrankgoestoHollywood: hookers and cocaine boys |
| 28 | t3 | 3 |
<StormVuLT> t3, I'm available now, no gf |
| 29 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 3 |
<Rebel> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo: apart from the trump redacted parts obvs |
| 30 | Happyjulie50 | 3 |
<Cuyahosebag> HappyJulie50, may you be infected with cholera. |
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