#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics generated from Wednesday 10 Dec 2025 to Tuesday 16 Dec 2025561 people were active during this 7-day reporting period
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Daily statistics
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8345 |
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Hourly activity on #kisschat.co.uk
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Long term statistics - three month sections
| 365902 |
623564 |
586088 |
541217 |
684404 |
636659 |
655056 |
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644323 |
580663 |
701228 |
644062 |
692673 |
(Est. 769280) 643838  |
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10 - 12 2022 |
1 - 3 2023 |
4 - 6 2023 |
7 - 9 2023 |
10 - 12 2023 |
1 - 3 2024 |
4 - 6 2024 |
7 - 9 2024 |
10 - 12 2024 |
1 - 3 2025 |
4 - 6 2025 |
7 - 9 2025 |
10 - 12 2025 |
Estimated number of lines for current section: 769280 lines
The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken
Big Numbers
| temu-7rings really wanted others to know what was doing - 10 descriptions altogether. Example:
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| freak_the_legend was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 32% of lines contained questions. ...and the silver medal goes to dan_kelly - with a question ratio of 23%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 49 times... dingo also chatted to themselve 40 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 2019 lines in CAPS. Example:
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| Activity peak: 25 people were simultaneously active on 10 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00 Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| gg didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 74 letters per line. Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 32 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | t3 - 1281 | hearty - 737 |
icon - 2097 | Rebel - 1879 |
| 2 | watty1 - 592 | icon - 558 |
Kenny - 982 | play - 1116 |
| 3 | Evil-Bill - 537 | dingo - 558 |
hearty - 853 | janey - 836 |
| 4 | Milla - 479 | Julie - 382 |
dingo - 669 | dingo - 811 |
| 5 | Rebel - 460 | Sherry - 368 |
TheRealestTee - 605 | JasonKing - 803 |
| 6 | hearty - 459 | WreckIt80 - 327 |
SELINAGUCCII - 571 | livelaughleave - 725 |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 451 | Northypole - 303 |
Rebel - 570 | kid-a - 717 |
| 8 | StormVuLT - 393 | ROBtABBYwishuweredead - 225 |
watty1 - 474 | kipper - 700 |
| 9 | dingo - 388 | kid-a - 221 |
Sherry - 432 | Pascal-Montana - 684 |
| 10 | Firefly - 362 | Rebel - 207 |
kipper - 428 | VibesAlive - 682 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
3/2025 - 12/2025
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Friends in #kisschat.co.uk
People who talk most to each other
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| 1 | Milla | Outernational | 1 | Rebel | WreckIt80 | |
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| 2 | Evil-Bill | t3 | 2 | GOAT | icon | |
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| 3 | Milla | t3 | 3 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 4 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 4 | ROBtABBYwishuweredead | icon | |
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| 5 | Hayley | t3 | 5 | boomers | kipper | |
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| 6 | StormVuLT | t3 | 6 | Julie | Sherry | |
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| 7 | Firefly | t3 | 7 | dingo | icon | |
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| 8 | Milla | StormVuLT | 8 | Rebel | Sherry | |
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| 9 | Rebel | northstar | 9 | Julie | hearty | |
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| 10 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 10 | Julie | icon | |
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| 11 | Rebel | watty1 | 11 | Milla | icon | |
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| 12 | Kenny | Outernational | 12 | Julie | WreckIt80 | |
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| 13 | Rebel | t3 | 13 | Evangelist | Sherry | |
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| 14 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | t3 | 14 | Northypole | Sherry | |
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| 15 | ToppaTopTop | hearty | 15 | dingo | watty1 | |
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| 16 | Firefly | Milla | 16 | Kenny | Northypole | |
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| 17 | Kenny | t3 | 17 | Sherry | hearty | |
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| 18 | Pascal-Montana | Rebel | 18 | Julie | Northypole | |
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| 19 | Firefly | watty1 | 19 | SheeEp | Sherry | |
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| 20 | Hayley | StormVuLT | 20 | hearty | icon | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Kenny | icon | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | Milla | icon | 2 | Rebel | VibesAlive | |
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| 3 | icon | Rebel | 3 | T5T74575465GRGT | kipper | |
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| 4 | icon | play | 4 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
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| 5 | icon | TheRealestTee | 5 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 6 | TheRealestTee | Kenny | 6 | Rebel | JasonKing | |
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| 7 | Julie | icon | 7 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 8 | hearty | icon | 8 | Rebel | hearty | |
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| 9 | hearty | Kenny | 9 | T5T74575465GRGT | TDK9 | |
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| 10 | Sherry | icon | 10 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | kid-a | |
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| 11 | kipper | icon | 11 | T5T734634786GT3 | kipper | |
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| 12 | Rebel | play | 12 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | kipper | |
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| 13 | Julie | TheRealestTee | 13 | Rebel | forever-play | |
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| 14 | Milla | gowest | 14 | VibesAlive | kipper | |
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| 15 | SheeEp | icon | 15 | hearty | play | |
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| 16 | hearty | play | 16 | kid-a | play | |
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| 17 | Kenny | SELINAGUCCII | 17 | Milla | play | |
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| 18 | Kenny | Evil-Bill | 18 | livelaughleave | play | |
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| 19 | gowest | icon | 19 | VibesAlive | janey | |
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| 20 | Sherry | watty1 | 20 | Pascal-Montana | Rebel | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | TheRealestTee | 7 |
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| 2 | SheeEp | 7 |
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| 3 | hearty | 7 |
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| 4 | smokey69 | 7 |
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| 5 | Cg | 7 |
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| 6 | Northypole | 7 |
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| 7 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
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| 8 | watty1 | 7 |
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| 9 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 10 | VibesAlive | 7 |
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| 11 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 12 | Sherry | 7 |
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| 13 | JasonKing | 7 |
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| 14 | play | 7 |
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| 15 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 16 | Kenny | 6 |
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| 17 | cunt | 6 |
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| 18 | SELINAGUCCII | 6 |
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| 19 | Hayley | 6 |
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| 20 | icon | 5 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | kid-a | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | VibesAlive | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | LQQK87 | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | Sherry | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | Rebel | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | play | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | JasonKing | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | watty1 | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | hearty | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | SheeEp | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | TheRealestTee | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | smokey69 | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | Northypole | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | Cg | 7 |
10 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | Hayley | 6 |
11 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | Kenny | 6 |
11 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | icon | 5 |
10 Dec - 14 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | cunt | 5 |
12 Dec - 16 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | Evangelist | 5 |
10 Dec - 14 Dec 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 54.. | 6 |
gg(74.3), B-P_JCitipmt(63.3), Style_upon_Style(61.3), GOAT(57.3), TD... |
| 51..53 | 2 |
dan_kelly(51.2), CheersToYou(51.1) |
| 48..50 | 2 |
Outernational(48.6), something4theehotties(48.5) |
| 45..47 | 3 |
WreckIt80(45.9), bovary(45.3), PascaI-Montana(45.2) |
| 42..44 | 2 |
YaddaX3(44.4), bitchimeating(42.4) |
| 39..41 | 7 |
livelaughleave(41.8), t3(41.4), Pascal-Montana(41.2), Colin(40.8), gaba... |
| 36..38 | 7 |
ToppaTopTop(38.2), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(37.4), temu-7rings(37.1), T5... |
| 33..35 | 10 |
VSXPINK(35.6), rantrave(35.5), TheRealestTee(35.5), Rebel(35.3), Da... |
| 30..32 | 12 |
MrMeltysBigMeltdownHatingRebel(32.5), icon(32.3), freak_the_legend(... |
| 27..29 | 13 |
T5T746873687GTR(29.9), cunt(29.9), Kenny_Krampus(29.6), watty1(... |
| 24..26 | 13 |
Conor(26.8), figgit(26.6), northstar(26.2), Kenny(26.1), eastcoastrock... |
| 21..23 | 6 |
TheWeeknd(24.0), Firefly(23.6), Sons40(22.5), rr42(22.5), Spicy(21.5)... |
| 18..20 | 6 |
Classic(20.6), Yew(20.5), Spooky(20.3), Julie(20.2), smokey69(19.7), ... |
| ..17 | 10 |
ROBSAYZUUUEEEWWW(16.7), book(16.6), dingo(16.6), ROBSAYZS... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
Popular words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2902 | "that" | T5T746873687GTR | 16 Dec 23:57 |
| 1914 | "your" | oldcunts | 16 Dec 23:55 |
| 1741 | "have" | hearty | 16 Dec 23:25 |
| 1688 | "like" | oldcunts | 16 Dec 23:51 |
| 1655 | "with" | oldcunts | 16 Dec 23:53 |
| 1354 | "they" | oldcunts | 16 Dec 23:55 |
| 1219 | "What" | T5T746873687GTR | 16 Dec 23:55 |
| 1209 | "here" | dingo | 16 Dec 23:51 |
| 1145 | "Just" | oldcunts | 16 Dec 23:55 |
| 862 | "this" | dingo | 16 Dec 23:50 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1282 | "Rebel" | oldcunts | 16 Dec 23:58 |
| 808 | "icon" | dingo | 16 Dec 23:54 |
| 789 | "play" | dingo | 16 Dec 23:11 |
| 697 | "Kenny" | watty1 | 16 Dec 17:10 |
| 437 | "Milla" | dingo | 16 Dec 23:07 |
The most words that no-one else uses
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 119 | icon | "Lolll"(30), "Gibb"(13), "Combe"(13), "teeeee"(14), "tonks"(9), "glue"(3), "facing"(7), "alcys"(4), "frame"(4), "chances"(4), "fragile"(4), "fosters"(4), "parasite"(6), "fat-apult*"(10), "qualified"(4), "abolished"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(25), "palpitations"(5), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu0mmJf"(7), "https://freeimage.host/i/fBN8ybt"(4) |
| 81 | Rebel | "noro"(3), "axis"(3), "barely"(6), "saliva"(3), "rounds"(3), "circles"(5), "blanket"(4), "hampers"(3), "LICENCE"(3), "lettuce"(3), "nauseous"(4), "googling"(3), "monarchs"(3), "IMMATURE"(3), "covering"(3), "gaviscon"(3), "graveyard"(5), "billiards"(3), "attempting"(3), "slaughtered"(5) |
| 66 | Kenny | "wanker "(19), "ago "(9), "wankers "(22), "dude "(11), "divvy"(5), "beer "(3), "hurt "(3), "weed "(3), "weird "(6), "martial"(5), "stuff "(4), "shithead"(7), "punch "(3), "damaged"(3), "myself "(5), "bigger "(3), "baseball"(3), "psycho "(3), "shithead "(8), "bullshit "(4) |
| 65 | Pascal-Montana | "stray"(3), "Sarà"(3), "purely"(5), "Denzel"(4), "Pelosi"(4), "Nevada"(3), "virtually"(10), "citizen"(4), "Hussein"(3), "grimsby"(3), "trading"(3), "sorting"(3), "resemble"(4), "feathers"(3), "doughnuts"(5), "packaging"(3), "transvestite"(9), "PROTECTION"(3), "leprechaun"(3), "transgenderism"(6) |
| 51 | t3 | "Bruh"(12), "aloo"(3), "Abdul"(5), " t3"(3), "twenty"(4), "humble"(3), "narrow"(3), "hetero"(3), "Screamho"(8), "Somalians"(10), "tabitha"(3), "student"(3), "shoulda"(3), "protest"(3), "Spaniard"(5), "STATEMENT"(4), "showering"(3), "masturbated"(3), "roundabouts"(3), "politically"(3) |
| 50 | Milla | " :D"(19), "BUT "(8), " ff"(4), "Suka"(3), "Egypt"(6), " Jynx"(5), "me. "(4), "Adil "(5), "diapers"(7), " Vult"(4), " Goat"(4), " lol "(5), "idiot "(4), "include"(3), "relation"(4), "called "(4), " Kid-a"(3), "fucking "(4), "usernames"(3), "fantasist"(3) |
| 49 | dingo | "jeff"(5), "REED"(4), "XAXA"(3), "TABBT"(5), "lobby"(4), "THISIS"(5), "darlin"(4), "ZOPSIA"(3), "ewwwww"(3), "AYSHIRE"(5), "GRUMMER"(3), "XAXAXAX"(3), "SHVILLI"(3), "SISSTER"(3), "objects"(3), "TABBYDIE"(3), "efficacy"(3), "organised"(5), "Slovenian"(4), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3) |
| 47 | kid-a | "quiz"(6), " Be"(6), " We"(5), " yep"(7), "bint"(3), " aye"(6), "Limmy"(6), "bride"(3), "Plato"(3), " aww"(3), "licked"(5), "hounds"(3), "values"(3), "logging"(3), "notions"(3), "cucumber"(5), "musician"(3), " Charlie"(3), "autograph"(3), "grandparents"(3) |
| 36 | hearty | "Naah"(8), "yoru"(7), "wiht"(3), "Kuta"(3), "fone"(3), "Noone"(5), "warts"(3), "rights"(4), "sickos"(3), "tablets"(4), "kippper"(4), "shamble"(3), "abusive"(3), "removal"(3), "gambling"(3), "hopeless"(3), "kukumaba"(3), "excercise"(4), "terrorism"(3), "terrorists"(5) |
| 33 | watty1 | "spaz"(5), "amen"(5), "storys"(11), "urgh"(3), "tards"(6), "Pmsfl"(4), "imbeciles"(15), "drongo"(5), "severe"(5), "smirks"(4), "douche"(3), "phoning"(4), "Croydon"(3), "carrier"(3), "meantion"(4), "gobshite"(4), "perverted"(4), "haven’t"(3), "humiliating"(5), "incompetent"(4) |
These pairs speak with their own words
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 30 | dingo and ROBtABBYwishuweredead | "ROOT"(7), "avesca"(10), "SPEEK"(6), "MODAL"(5), "CUNTT"(5), "XAXAXAXA"(13), "FUKER"(4), "Zinacef"(10), "HAYKEY"(6), "champ"(3), "woill"(3), "CIRCUS"(4), "SHITON"(4), "lonafarnib"(10), "cefuroxime"(10), "SOMETHNG"(3), "paricalcitol"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(10), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), ... |
| 27 | kid-a and Milla | " it"(29), " he"(19), " yeah"(27), " that"(18), " my"(11), " ok"(9), " If"(6), "gosh"(5), " So"(5), " An"(3), " Wtf"(4), " Now"(3), " Don"(3), "shuts"(3), " like"(4), " many"(4), "settle"(3), " click"(6), "creating"(5), "disappointed"(6) |
| 24 | Rebel and kid-a | "Hmmm"(15), "HUNs"(6), "cube"(5), "Pope"(4), "Fife"(4), "maxx"(3), "sturlan"(10), "damage"(5), "Swoofer"(7), "Potter"(3), "miracle"(4), "WEETABIX"(5), "elizabeth"(7), "internal"(3), "Republic"(3), "beheaded"(3), "necessary"(3), "pickleball"(3), "improvement"(4), "entertainment"(5) |
| 21 | Rebel and Pascal-Montana | "lake"(9), "tahoe"(9), "mini"(6), "breed"(6), "Millwall"(14), "Route"(5), "bites"(4), "partner"(10), "WILSON"(3), "southern"(9), "Norovirus"(11), "dementia"(7), "paranoid"(5), "truthful"(5), "chickens"(3), "guarantee"(4), "rendezvous"(3), "fresheners"(3), "unfortunate"(3), "concentrate"(3) |
| 20 | Rebel and SELINAGUCCII | "maker"(8), "brat"(3), "scarf"(5), "Govee"(4), "ironed"(6), "continue"(12), "affair"(6), "content"(8), "design"(4), "ARRIVAL"(4), "JUNKIES"(4), "shining"(3), "concept"(3), "nowadays"(6), "hygiene"(3), "chemical"(5), "machines"(4), "kitchens"(3), "capacity"(3), "switzerland"(3) |
| 20 | Rebel and JasonKing | "rice"(6), "bury"(6), "nuke"(3), "chum"(3), "syrup"(5), "struck"(7), "backup"(7), "martin"(7), "teddy"(3), "Binky"(3), "souls"(3), "Elgin"(3), "gotten"(4), "patter"(4), "attempt"(6), "skating"(3), "steamie"(3), "priscilla"(8), "volunteer"(4), "flavoured"(3) |
| 18 | kipper and SELINAGUCCII | "AREAS"(14), "spam"(6), "washed"(9), "ASIANS"(7), "prophet"(10), "chosen"(5), "whistle"(6), "silence"(5), "conduct"(3), "bitching"(4), "achieved"(4), "marrying"(3), "outdoors"(3), "ancestory"(3), "synthetic"(3), "understood"(4), "ENGLISHMAN"(3), "worshipping"(5) |
| 17 | Rebel and icon | "blast"(33), "claimed"(17), "bash"(5), "Dennis"(8), "flute"(3), "Scream"(6), "sticks"(5), "blamed"(4), "neighbour"(13), "planned"(5), "rotting"(4), "Packing"(4), "blankets"(3), "evenings"(3), "revolting"(4), "harassing"(3), "harassment"(4) |
| 16 | icon and watty1 | "I’ve"(29), "Timothy"(31), "brutal"(15), "pies"(6), "goal"(5), "rips"(3), "winos"(3), "who’s"(8), "SLEEPS"(4), "gumming"(6), "rambles"(5), "couldn’t"(13), "there’s"(8), "Here’s"(4), "wouldn’t"(9), "Year’s"(3) |
| 16 | Rebel and t3 | "mass"(8), "Pfft"(8), "papa"(5), "trade"(5), "beside"(7), "western"(6), "avoided"(5), "accused"(5), "raising"(5), "somehow"(4), "insists"(3), "reduced"(3), "Swansea"(3), "spreading"(7), "opportunity"(4), "Australians"(3) |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel |  137 |
<VibesAlive> Rebel: show me your hair, i'll show you mine |
| 2 | kipper | 41 |
<VibesAlive> kipper: my kids with Emmaa ?? ;) |
| 3 | play | 36 |
<John_Mayhoff> Play, Yom Kippur is only one day. Hardly enough time for you to atone for all your sins. |
| 4 | janey | 29 |
<VibesAlive> janey: oral is sex of the mouth, another work for this is anal |
| 5 | dingo | 29 |
<Odin> dingo, kelly is hitting on you |
| 6 | bovary | 22 |
<VibesAlive> bovary: yes, I own one but very uneducated thanks so much |
| 7 | Milla | 20 |
<StormVuLT> Milla, a few days ago I was talking to a Russian girl who didn't know even one English word. I was like what do you expect? I learn Russian? |
| 8 | Danielle | 18 |
<VibesAlive> Danielle: how about this.. before you sleep |
| 9 | Kenny | 17 |
<Firefly> kenny, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up |
| 10 | hearty | 16 |
<kukumba> hearty, get your ankles out, for the lads |
| 11 | Emmaa | 14 |
<Bowling-Shoe-Ugly> Emmaa: whos the hottest you or Rebel |
| 12 | JasonKing | 11 |
<VibesAlive> JasonKing: porn stars will become escorts |
| 13 | livelaughleave | 9 |
<VibesAlive> livelaughleave: no way |
| 14 | Julie | 9 |
<Cuyahosebag> Julie, what's this I hear about you being as ugly as an old bowling shoe? |
| 15 | icon | 9 |
<Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> icon, please put Kenny into the fat-apult |
| 16 | VSXPINK | 8 |
<VibesAlive> VSXPINK: hydrate the fuck up |
| 17 | t3 | 8 |
<Milla> t3 , you shouldn't be typing to me ., I have nothing in common with you , |
| 18 | Outernational | 8 |
<TAOS> Outernational: In this world they are muslims , if they die they will be buried in Muslim gaveyard , there will be janaza etc. |
| 19 | Hayley | 8 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, if I ever intense you at the Shangri-La, or a similarly-nice place , and if we film it, the name of the film, will have to be entitled, "The Saskatchewan" |
| 20 | giantryan | 8 |
<VibesAlive> giantryan: I ignored both |
| 21 | Treearch | 6 |
<Trucker> Treearch: just leave blackie |
| 22 | Style_upon_Style | 6 |
<VibesAlive> Style_upon_Style: he lives bradford |
| 23 | smokey69 | 6 |
<VibesAlive> smokey69: at least i think so |
| 24 | Pascal-Montana | 6 |
<VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: YOU BEAUTY |
| 25 | GOAT | 6 |
<VibesAlive> GOAT: i showed my feet in that aswell. |
| 26 | Sherry | 5 |
<Julie> Sherry, why do you ignore me? |
| 27 | Odin | 5 |
<VibesAlive> Odin: have you not had sex with a gran? |
| 28 | Jason | 5 |
<Milla> Jason, i think he just wanted my attention |
| 29 | Pascal | 4 |
<TheRealestTee> Pascal, ignore what everyone says. This is normal behaviour |
| 30 | kukumba | 4 |
<VibesAlive> kukumba: would you say no |
Top 2 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 1 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon! |
| 2 | dingo | 1 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo!!!!! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | temu-7rings | 10 |
* temu-7rings claps and irons money |
| 2 | GOAT | 4 |
* GOAT farts on SheeEp with the intensity of a thousand hairdryers xoxo |
| 3 | VibesAlive | 2 |
* VibesAlive still got it boys |
| 4 | bitchimeating | 2 |
* bitchimeating farts |
| 5 | too-far-gone | 1 |
* too-far-gone sniffs like a dog |
| 6 | TheBuddies | 1 |
* TheBuddies makes a note never to move next door to Rocks |
| 7 | spank-the-monkey | 1 |
* spank-the-monkey smells a cuban |
| 8 | play | 1 |
* play is a Star Child |
| 9 | livelaughleave | 1 |
* livelaughleave yawns |
| 10 | JasonKing | 1 |
* JasonKing takes a backseat and watches the mongs type |
| 11 | forever-play | 1 |
* forever-play puts his hand out to Rebel |
| 12 | Buck_Nasty | 1 |
* Buck_Nasty shoves a bundle of fivers down Julie's cleavage |
| 13 | Bowling-Shoe-Ugly | 1 |
* Bowling-Shoe-Ugly come get me julie |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 17 |
"F-Ray Bentos the pie man the pie piper comes steaming into your holiday villa on his giant yellow mobility scooter which is a roofless converted and modified Bigfoot monster truck circa 1975 with his toupee wobbling around huge spliff hanging out of his black crooked dentures swigging homemade scrumpy 80% proof in his smelly old" |
| 2 | TDK9 | 6 |
"glasgow is absolutely nothing, compared to the English towns % of them." |
| 3 | ROBtABBYwishuweredead | 6 |
"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 4 | YaddaYaddaYadda | 3 |
"India = 80% a shithole." |
| 5 | TheRealestTee | 3 |
"Rebel, that is 100% mm lol " |
| 6 | temu-7rings | 3 |
"Especially when you've been eating the 100%" |
| 7 | SELINAGUCCII | 3 |
"and my love for God 100%" |
| 8 | Outernational | 3 |
"There's one part where it's 14% Black and 10% Asian" |
| 9 | livelaughleave | 3 |
"Meag isn't back but she lives on in our hearts and spirit and the occasional pic highlighting that she is definitely better looking than 92% of the Brits chatting shit about her looool" |
| 10 | VibesAlive | 2 |
"What's 50% of 0, hmu" |
| 11 | ToppaTopTop | 2 |
"Phead is a mentally ill, 100% 24 carat plonker" |
| 12 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 2 |
"I got a mere 100%" |
| 13 | Optical | 2 |
"Cucumbers are 96% water." |
| 14 | MissPiggy | 2 |
"Has any women on here ever visited India? After seeing several things and reading posts of the treatment of women it's off my list of places to see 100%" |
| 15 | Kenny_Krampus | 2 |
"less than 20% of either not chocolate " |
| 16 | Credulone-Chiacchiere | 2 |
"Amazon is nearly as bad. 75% of the stuff sold on Amazon is Chinese manufactured" |
| 17 | CheersToYou | 2 |
"YG couldn't afford 0.0003 % of meags mortgages or rent" |
| 18 | Yew | 1 |
"other 1% take the drugs before?" |
| 19 | YaddaX3 | 1 |
"Meaghe= a diagnosed with bipolar disorder, mentally ill, autistic, druggie, junkie, insane chatroom addict, unsightly, masculine, dumbass ex postman, compulsive liar, 100% loser, who's kids are probably in care cause she's an unfit mother" |
| 20 | WHITE_POWER | 1 |
"emmaaa the census in 2020 says.. .. Detroit is 77% Black and 10% white, is that accutrate?" |
| 21 | T5T74575465GRGT | 1 |
"I do feel how christains protray jesus christ is not 100% accurate down to his skin colour" |
| 22 | Style_upon_Style | 1 |
"That's one thing 90% of chatters unite on.... disliking that foolish, waste of oxygen, imbecile Kid-a 😄" |
| 23 | something4theehotties | 1 |
"100%" |
| 24 | SirDave | 1 |
"but 95% of all table games now use tournament blue cloth" |
| 25 | Sherry | 1 |
"we been watching that 1 % show" |
| 26 | SheeEp | 1 |
"55% of peope in hosp with Flu now" |
| 27 | SAURON | 1 |
"Still sounds like 8% retardedness if you hit her precisely" |
| 28 | ROBSAYZBATBAT | 1 |
"BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!" |
| 29 | robocop | 1 |
"i am 100 % white english" |
| 30 | RLD_Records | 1 |
"When cities like Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester become 90% Muslim. Which will be in about 30 years.." |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 47 |
"Hello burger man fat sheeep" |
| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 30 |
"what ru having for dinner " |
| 3 | Rebel | 26 |
"Is it to late to put chicken bones into it?" |
| 4 | play | 23 |
"dont the beans fall off the potato?" |
| 5 | kipper | 20 |
"too be honest I'm too chicken shit to take it" |
| 6 | Evangelist | 19 |
"u had ya sausage out kid-a ?" |
| 7 | SheeEp | 15 |
"the mighty burgerman" |
| 8 | GOAT | 15 |
"kenny's 12pm breakfast = pot noodle, special brew, spoonful of black tar smack <3" |
| 9 | Sherry | 12 |
"we were gonna go for lunch ended up back home" |
| 10 | Kenny | 12 |
"bacon toast egg beans tomato hash brown " |
| 11 | temu-7rings | 11 |
"Yes when you do no lunch you're saying I'm not stopping for ____ time for lunch" |
| 12 | kid-a | 11 |
"northy viz comic top tip. Make dinner guests really believe it's butter by also tearing holes in your bread lol" |
| 13 | eastcoastrocks | 10 |
"rocky chased chickens and thats the way to be quick" |
| 14 | pub_slut | 9 |
"I have dated women so fishy I found fish hooks down there" |
| 15 | PascaI-Montana | 9 |
"I only have a very light lunch. I normally have my decent food later on this evening," |
| 16 | JasonKing | 9 |
"steady that's a whole new bowl of fish" |
| 17 | giantryan | 9 |
"Big bacon and egg butty and a big spliff" |
| 18 | watty1 | 8 |
"Right dinner time I stay logged in just so I can laugh at you cunts even more lol" |
| 19 | t3 | 8 |
"Bill is different gravy. Kept on giving me shit for being Christian then told me "may Satan be with you" when I said "nite" and left" |
| 20 | Pascal-Montana | 8 |
"I do enjoy chips, with a delicious steak" |
| 21 | hearty | 8 |
"Having my dinner now" |
| 22 | smokey69 | 7 |
"Chippy fish and chips are better" |
| 23 | Kenny_Krampus | 7 |
"a take away near my ex's does an english burger with american cheese lol" |
| 24 | this-is-me | 5 |
"something’s fishy in here" |
| 25 | TheRealestTee | 5 |
"Markdowned sausage rolls? Lol " |
| 26 | T5T734634786GT3 | 5 |
"I love beef steak" |
| 27 | dingo | 5 |
"I OFFERS EACH WOG A BOWL OF PASTA" |
| 28 | livelaughleave | 4 |
"it's definitely not better than a Thai yellow curry with chicken innit" |
| 29 | Le_Uno | 4 |
"cadburies can't even call dairymilk chocolate" |
| 30 | zap | 3 |
"Pompous prick is an anagram of 'pop music pork"" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | 58 |
"I can't wait for an enterprising individual to start the "Swazi party" in Eswatini" |
| 2 | Evil-Bill | 28 |
"Like, "Doy doy doy" retarded." |
| 3 | TheRealestTee | 22 |
"Guy reminds me of Uncle Albert "back at rhe beginning of the Internet"" |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 17 |
"just say "excuse me, oaf", that'll be sufficient" |
| 5 | GOAT | 17 |
"sherry wheezing and having a stroke attempting to kick the ball, "YOU'RE NOT BREATHING , YOU'RE NOT BREATHING, YOU'RE NOT BREATHING ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEE"" |
| 6 | temu-7rings | 12 |
"It's definitely not "down"" |
| 7 | bitchimeating | 10 |
"Jonnie sat in here for weeks talking about "little Lisa"" |
| 8 | WreckIt80 | 8 |
"I typed incontinent not "Incontinence" you ditzy cunt" |
| 9 | Rebel | 7 |
"Play has never once mentioned what he's did for another human being except type "ya, but my mom gave birth to me, that's an achievement"" |
| 10 | play | 7 |
"Meagh is a "walk in"" |
| 11 | livelaughleave | 6 |
""🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"" |
| 12 | Firefly | 6 |
"watty forgot his bag at kenny's, went back saying "can i have my bag back please?"" |
| 13 | CheersToYou | 6 |
"Her hairline is not at all "receding" it's always been like that" |
| 14 | VSXPINK | 5 |
"Lol they keep busting all of these "asian massage" places around here for prostitution" |
| 15 | StormVuLT | 5 |
"The only correct part was "some stupid Russian"" |
| 16 | Odin | 5 |
"A religion that can't even handle a cartoon of its "prophet" is too delicate to exist" |
| 17 | Jynx | 5 |
"Singing "youre getting sacked in the morning" and Kennys there like "I've been on benefits since 62"" |
| 18 | Ho-Ho-Hosebag | 5 |
"Rob is what we now politely call "neurodiverse." It's a polite way of saying he is autistic." |
| 19 | EBR | 5 |
"There's this old movie called "They're playing with fire" with a similar theme, except it involves a college student so he's legal." |
| 20 | Julie | 4 |
""anyone else SICK of these guys using 'curious bc they dont have the BALLS to say "I wanna" |
| 21 | John_Mayhoff | 4 |
"This pathetic slob has been in "crisis" since 1992." |
| 22 | forever-play | 4 |
"Rebel--->>>> "Tha gaol agam ort"" |
| 23 | dingo | 4 |
""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu" |
| 24 | VibesAlive | 3 |
""A playboy novelist, who has had a spell of work with an intelligence agency as a sideline , leaves, but finds himself performing new missions around the world."" |
| 25 | something4theehotties | 3 |
"All I said was it's a good rule of thumb to avoid people that say things like "we should go into business together"" |
| 26 | Milla | 3 |
""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu" |
| 27 | GymGoth | 3 |
""Sir Thomas Shelby"" |
| 28 | Crackhead_Donald | 3 |
"What does "right the jury pool" mean?" |
| 29 | Yew | 2 |
"not like a venue can say "bring as many drugs as you like"" |
| 30 | The_Arizona_Douchebag | 2 |
"I think you meant to say "buy."" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Happyjulie50 | 48 |
"T3 hello it is julie " |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 24 |
"Good evening folks and assembled oafs" |
| 3 | Rebel | 23 |
"Silver isn't grey it looked nice in the magazine and thought hey why not" |
| 4 | Northypole | 16 |
"oh i love my morning shower" |
| 5 | hearty | 15 |
"Morning Ben" |
| 6 | Cg | 15 |
"Hello everybody" |
| 7 | kid-a | 13 |
" Kenny. Northy always says like. Good morning when it s not morning" |
| 8 | Pascal-Montana | 9 |
"good afternoon phead" |
| 9 | icon | 7 |
"Hello burger man fat sheeep" |
| 10 | TheRealestTee | 6 |
"Good morning SELINAGUCCII ❤️" |
| 11 | Milla | 6 |
"Milla, if youre ugly you have to be polite, its society rules. Now say hello like a lady" |
| 12 | Evil-Bill | 6 |
"Hello, Vampy!!!" |
| 13 | Danielle | 6 |
"I have before livelaughleave. One sat afternoon. From half way down my hair to a Bob lol" |
| 14 | smokey69 | 5 |
"* has a return ticket to hello and smiles *" |
| 15 | play | 5 |
"Hello my dear friends" |
| 16 | Kenny | 5 |
"hope you've both hada lovely evening" |
| 17 | JasonKing | 5 |
"woofer and priscilla will have a spring in their step this evening" |
| 18 | VibesAlive | 4 |
"janey: /msg me a morning photograph" |
| 19 | LQQK87 | 4 |
"NO WORK YET AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN MONTANA PISSCAL THE QUEER ?" |
| 20 | kipper | 4 |
"but sometimes into the evening if bored/stressed" |
| 21 | t3 | 3 |
"Milla you say hello to me, then tell me to leave you alone" |
| 22 | StormVuLT | 3 |
"Hello marty" |
| 23 | SELINAGUCCII | 3 |
"kipper , who even says hello to u? when u login" |
| 24 | PascaI-Montana | 3 |
"I only have a very light lunch. I normally have my decent food later on this evening," |
| 25 | Pakistanifuk | 3 |
"3 inches I was born and bred here but hey ho I guess ignorance and privilege for your kind is still a thinh" |
| 26 | northstar | 3 |
"hello new person" |
| 27 | Julie | 3 |
"Hello" |
| 28 | gowest | 3 |
"its his afternoon shift" |
| 29 | figgit | 3 |
"a more sensible way to spend my evening kid-a" |
| 30 | VSXPINK | 2 |
"Hearty hello beautiful xxxx" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | kipper | 228 |
"I can't imagine that would have been much of a challenge against kenny :D" |
| 2 | watty1 | 219 |
"So icon wouldn’t stand a chance quite honestly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 3 | icon | 209 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 165 |
":)" |
| 5 | Milla | 99 |
" 😂 i cannot cope with Cardy b tho lol" |
| 6 | Rebel | 62 |
"I was wondering what that noise was it's the cat snoring 😐" |
| 7 | Hayley | 38 |
"I used to think that too 😂" |
| 8 | SheeEp | 34 |
"well thats the top half of it glued back together :D" |
| 9 | gg | 27 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 10 | StormVuLT | 25 |
"Hi Spicy, welcome :)" |
| 11 | Outernational | 21 |
"Canada or Mexico? 😄" |
| 12 | UndefeatedAndBrutal | 18 |
"😂" |
| 13 | smokey69 | 16 |
"😉" |
| 14 | Style_upon_Style | 15 |
"Vibes do you know Ronnie Pickering 😄" |
| 15 | Colin | 15 |
"Maybe he is;)" |
| 16 | TheChampion | 12 |
"😉" |
| 17 | northstar | 12 |
":D" |
| 18 | YaddaX3 | 11 |
"Wonder who else is a closet black, HappyJulie perhaps 😂" |
| 19 | ToppaTopTop | 11 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 20 | T5T734634786GT3 | 11 |
"kipper: no sex before marriage, most white women have popped their cherry by their 14th birthday :D" |
| 21 | rantrave | 11 |
"JeffreyEpstein back from the dead :D" |
| 22 | Danielle | 11 |
"lol rebel. I got a nose piercing 😂. I took it out a few days later" |
| 23 | TheRealestTee | 10 |
"Yesterday Kenny said he got hit by a bus and just walked away 😂" |
| 24 | SonOFaGUN | 10 |
"😂 double spits on milla" |
| 25 | ArtemSV | 10 |
"😂 Kathy Burke is hilarious" |
| 26 | VibesAlive | 9 |
"kipper: yes but dont use the cleaners cupboard ;)" |
| 27 | MissiM | 8 |
"Yalll men need to touch grass or something 😂" |
| 28 | bovary | 8 |
"What do you exoect with a person calling themselves after a cheap website with bad quality items and an Ariana song title 🤭" |
| 29 | RLD_Records | 7 |
"Yet he Alpha Male'd LQQK out of the way😂" |
| 30 | TDK9 | 6 |
"He'll be saying Roma Gypsies are doctors in the UK next😂😂😂" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Line Count | Random Quote | |
| 1 | hearty | 302 |
"and" |
| 2 | icon | 263 |
"🎯" |
| 3 | dingo | 255 |
"8888" |
| 4 | Rebel | 173 |
"Hmmm" |
| 5 | watty1 | 149 |
"🙂" |
| 6 | kipper | 132 |
":D" |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 114 |
":)" |
| 8 | Milla | 104 |
"ff's" |
| 9 | Julie | 104 |
"Yeah" |
| 10 | t3 | 83 |
"Bill" |
| 11 | SELINAGUCCII | 79 |
"duh" |
| 12 | smokey69 | 71 |
"Yes" |
| 13 | Firefly | 67 |
"lol" |
| 14 | kid-a | 66 |
"lol" |
| 15 | Evil-Bill | 57 |
"LMAO" |
| 16 | JasonKing | 52 |
"haha" |
| 17 | Kenny | 51 |
"cool" |
| 18 | katsumi | 44 |
"lol" |
| 19 | livelaughleave | 43 |
"well" |
| 20 | janey | 43 |
"LOL" |
| 21 | Sherry | 42 |
"yea" |
| 22 | TheRealestTee | 34 |
"For" |
| 23 | Yew | 31 |
"lol" |
| 24 | ROBtABBYwishuweredead | 30 |
"LOL" |
| 25 | Northypole | 29 |
"bbl" |
| 26 | gg | 29 |
"lol" |
| 27 | Pascal-Montana | 28 |
"lol" |
| 28 | northstar | 28 |
"best" |
| 29 | Hayley | 28 |
"lol" |
| 30 | ToppaTopTop | 27 |
"lol" |
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