#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Thursday 1 Jan 2026 to Tuesday 6 Jan 2026
579 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 6 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily statistics

3723



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8229



5433



6917



6213



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Jan
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Jan



Hourly stats

5.3% 4.6% 3.0% 1.4% 1.9% 0.7% 0.4% 0.4% 0.6% 1.3% 3.0% 2.9% 3.2% 3.4% 4.1% 5.1% 4.2% 5.0% 6.4% 8.5% 8.0% 9.5% 9.6% 7.6%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
765817
(Est.
522300)
34815

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
1 - 3
2026
Total number of lines: 8793307
Estimate for this section: 522300 lines.

Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken



Big Numbers

bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse liked talking about themself - 8 descriptions altogether.
i.e:
 3 Jan 21:03 * bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse yawns
is freak_the_legand94 stupid or just asking too many questions? 26% of lines contained a question!

Tim_Horton didn't know that much either. 18% of lines were questions.

dingo seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 32 times...

icon also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 13 times.

dingo had a sticky shift button - wrote 1445 lines in CAPS.
i.e:
 1 Jan 11:12 <dingo53> LOOOL
2 Jan 2026 18:00 - 19:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 26 people active
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Bampot, livelaughleave, kid-a, Rebel, nitrile, Ray-Burger-Bunker-Flab-Club, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, RebeI, Bountyhunter, Northy, HAPPYJULIE50, PHEAD_IN-CRISIS-SUICIDESTYLEXO, Diplomatic_Sack, SixOSix, RebeIRock, Cg, RebelRock, Six0Six, DanieIle, Speediarman, Fukltol, freak_the_legand94, TROLL-TOYS-TONKERS, Pascal1954, JeffreyEpstein, sumguy
Tim_Horton wrote the longest lines - average of 67 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 30 letters.

The ones with the most names (they just couldn't find the right one...)
Jonnie10 Nicks Jonnie(67%), Jonnie29(8.6%), Jonnie55(8.1%), Jonnie78(4.5%), Jonnie22(3.8%), Jonnie11(3.5%), Jonnie41(2.0%), Jonnie15(1.6%), Jonnie14(0.5%), Jonnie40(0.5%)
T5T635652H2R9 Nicks T5T635652H2R(36%), T5T746746H2R(30%), T5T634564H2R(10%), T5T743767H2R(7.6%), T5T557645H2R(5.3%), T5T764746H2R(4.1%), T5T373636H2R(3.3%), T5T764736H2R17(2.0%), T5T764736H2R(0.3%)
TheWeeknd6 Nicks TheWeeknd(68%), TheWeeknd57(11%), TheWeeknd3(7.6%), TheWeeknd20(5.4%), TheWeeknd5(4.3%), TheWeeknd32(2.9%)
dingo5 Nicks dingo(95%), dingo53(2.1%), DINGO94(1.6%), DINGO40(0.8%), dingo50(0.2%)
JasonKing4 Nicks JasonKing(74%), JasonKing45(22%), JasonKing68(2.5%), JasonKing91(0.5%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 560
Sherry - 311
dingo - 689
Rebel - 2064
2Milla - 451
dingo - 256
TheWeeknd - 498
play - 1375
3dingo - 355
Rebel - 200
icon - 415
Pascal-Montana - 1001
4watty1 - 197
Northy - 175
Rebel - 411
JasonKing - 669
5FreeSpirit - 182
Kenny - 168
Sons - 405
Milla - 654
6cunt - 177
captainkirk - 163
SELINAGUCCII - 394
Jonnie - 635
7whatwhat - 175
Julie - 150
Sherry - 342
Animaniacs - 615
8Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 172
freak_the_legend - 149
kid-a - 315
dingo - 591
9livelaughleave - 170
kid-a - 108
play - 295
janey - 583
10Jonnie - 166
Poo-Bag-Eater - 89
Kenny - 273
kid-a - 580

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

4/2025 - 1/2026

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
4 (1.4%)
 10000..11999
32 (11%)
 8000..9999
93 (33%)
 6000..7999
89 (32%)
 4000..5999
53 (19%)
 2000..3999
7 (2.5%)
 1..1999
3 (1.1%)

2026

1 / 2026
1 2 3
4 5 6
 
 
 
Lines: 34815

2025

4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 259726



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Millat3 1 dingofreak_the_legend
2 Hayleyt3 2 NorthySherry
3 Millalivelaughleave 3 JulieKenny
4 MillaPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 4 Poo-Bag-EaterSherry
5 MillaFreeSpirit 5 Northydingo
6 dingofreak_the_legend 6 NorthyPoo-Bag-Eater
7 Escapedtheasylumgiantryan 7 KennySherry
8 Abysst3 8 iconSherry
9 FreeSpiritTheWeeknd 9 Sherrykid-a
10 t3whatwhat 10 Rebeldingo
11 t3Fukitol 11 Northyfreak_the_legend
12 t3giantryan 12 Julieicon
13 Peytonfreak_the_lrgend 13 iconKenny
14 BunDemt3 14 Rebelcaptainkirk
15 BunDemcunt 15 Northykid-a
16 Hayleydingo 16 NorthyRebel
17 AbyssFreeSpirit 17 Bampotfreak_the_legend
18 AbyssMilla 18 AngryMaduroKenny
19 shoesandsockst3 19 Phead_in_Crisis_XoSherry
20 cuntt3 20 KennySons


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 dingoicon 1 Rebelplay
2 Julieicon 2 JasonKingplay
3 SELINAGUCCIITheWeeknd 3 Pascal-Montanaplay
4 Rebelplay 4 Rebelbitchyoumusthavethewronghouse
5 SELINAGUCCIIplay 5 RebelJasonKing
6 TheWeekndicon 6 Rebelkid-a
7 Juliedingo 7 Rebelplascal
8 KennySons 8 plascalMilla
9 RebelSherry 9 Millaplay
10 Kennyicon 10 kid-aplay
11 Sonsicon 11 JasonKingMilla
12 iconSherry 12 AnimaniacsRebel
13 iconPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 13 MillaT5T635652H2R
14 kid-aplay 14 Pascal-MontanaRebel
15 Sherrydingo 15 JonnieT5T635652H2R
16 Kennyplay 16 Animaniacsplay
17 JuliePhead_in_Crisis_Xo 17 MillaRebel
18 Poo-Bag-SquirterTheWeeknd 18 janeyRebel
19 Rebeldingo 19 TheWeekndRebel
20 KennySELINAGUCCII 20 T5T635652H2RRebel



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days First seen percentage
1 T5T635652H2R  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
2 kid-a  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
3 dingo  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
4 SELINAGUCCII  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
6 Northy  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
7 Touched_By_Tism  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
8 HAPPYJULIE50  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
9 JasonKing  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
10 Rebel  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
11 play  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
12 Jonnie  6 1 Jan 2026
  100%
13 Milla  5 1 Jan 2026
  83%
14 binman  5 1 Jan 2026
  83%
15 Kenny  5 1 Jan 2026
  83%
16 LQQK87  5 2 Jan 2026
  100%
17 Cg  5 1 Jan 2026
  83%
18 t3  5 2 Jan 2026
  100%
19 icon  4 3 Jan 2026
  100%
20 StormVuLT  4 2 Jan 2026
  80%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 JasonKing  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
2 HAPPYJULIE50  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
3 Touched_By_Tism  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
4 Jonnie  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
5 play  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
6 Rebel  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
7 dingo  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
8 kid-a  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
9 T5T635652H2R  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
10 Northy  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
11 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
12 SELINAGUCCII  6 1 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
13 LQQK87  5 2 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active
14 t3  5 2 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active
15 Milla  5 1 Jan - 5 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active *
16 binman  5 1 Jan - 5 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active *
17 cunt  4 1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026
  Last active 2 days ago (4 Jan 2026)
18 Poo-Bag-Eater  4 3 Jan - 6 Jan 2026
  Currently 4 days active
19 VibesAlive  4 1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026
  Last active 2 days ago (4 Jan 2026)
20 Tim_Horton  4 2 Jan - 5 Jan 2026
  Currently 4 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 4 Tim_Horton(67.3), Escapedtheasylum(50.8), Animaniacs(49.2), bitchyo...
42..44 3 livelaughleave(43.1), Pascal-Montana(42.7), t3(42.4)
39..41 1 RebeI(39.5)
36..38 4 Rebel(38.7), LQQK87(37.9), Poo-Bag-Eater(37.0), icon(36.4)
33..35 3 SixOSix(35.7), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(34.2), bitch_please_II(34.2)
30..32 6 BigWillyMan(32.2), Saul(32.1), EBR(32.0), kid-a(31.6), Bampot(31.1), pl...
27..29 15 Kenny(30.0), Cg(29.7), Sons(29.6), Speediarman(29.6), Evil-Bill(29.5), ...
24..26 10 Milla(26.9), Hayley(26.6), freak_the_lrgend(26.5), whatwhat(26.5), TR...
21..23 9 rodo(23.8), sumguy(23.6), captainkirk(23.3), TheWeeknd(22.7), cunt(2...
..20 9 ukwmo(20.7), Buffy-the-vampire-slayer(20.4), Jonnie(20.2), Julie(20.0...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words

Count Word Last used by At
1875 "That" EviI-Bill 6 Jan 23:58
1140 "YOUR" EviI-Bill 6 Jan 23:58
1064 "have" EviI-Bill 6 Jan 23:57
1036 "like" bitch_please_II 6 Jan 23:54
1028 "with" EviI-Bill 6 Jan 23:57
840 "what" bitch_please_II 6 Jan 23:58
796 "here" JasonKing 6 Jan 23:57
785 "they" bitch_please_II 6 Jan 23:57
733 "this" bitch_please_II 6 Jan 23:58
680 "just" Evil-Bill 6 Jan 23:49


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
823 "Rebel" bitch_please_II 6 Jan 23:47
644 "play" JasonKing 6 Jan 23:17
578 "icon" Pascal-Montana 6 Jan 21:43
379 "Milla" FreeSpirit 5 Jan 2:27
252 "Kenny" chat_dot_mtv_dot_com 6 Jan 19:39


Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
96 Pascal-Montana "tees"(3), "Gaming"(7), "puppet"(6), "Rourke"(5), "Barack"(4), "belief"(3), "ancestry"(8),
"Costner"(5), "fishing"(3), "Fentanyl"(6), "Colorado"(6), "embraces"(5), "suffered"(3),
"relocate"(3), "stilettos"(3), "convicted"(3), "narcotics"(3), "Hallelujah"(3), "Bullshiting"(4),
"immigration"(3)
94 icon "Manor"(12), "*Gets"(9), "idiocy"(7), "Malta"(4), "flock"(3), "lollllll"(12), "DD’s"(5),
"*Slaps"(4), "muscly"(3), "745K"(6), "fronts"(3), "won’t"(4), "surround"(6),
"Grittleton"(9), "Illiterate"(3), "razzmatazz"(3), "lolllllllllllllll"(3),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(11), "https://freeimage.host/i/fTnueef"(4),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fNYuG1a"(4)
78 Rebel "neyhey"(35), "slip"(4), "Huns"(4), "hurry"(7), "paddy"(6), "Bubye"(3), "saffy"(3), "blade"(3),
"central"(8), "speccy"(4), "Sealed"(4), "Orouke"(4), "twatty"(3), "nations"(3), "nursery"(3),
"shoulder"(3), "pristine"(3), "livingroom"(3), "Paracetamol"(4), "Psychiatrist"(5)
70 dingo "REED"(8), "MOMS"(3), "TEEL"(3), "WEVE"(3), "BORT"(3), "scoot"(3), "Danny"(3),
"DARLIN"(4), "KITTEN"(3), "enters"(3), "LOGGIES"(4), "applaud"(3), "scousers"(5),
"good.One"(4), "kidnapping"(8), "China..I"(3), "evil.when"(3), "guts.They"(3),
"YANOOKOVICH"(5), "wrong..Evil"(3)
48 livelaughleave "Peony"(9), "Tonka"(6), "PUKE"(3), "Cocoa"(3), "Jasmine"(9), "facets"(3), "Bergamot"(9),
"Cardamom"(9), "blended"(3), "PROMISES"(4), "Loukhoum"(3), "decadent"(3),
"Cedarwood"(3), "explosion"(3), "sweetness"(3), "Sandalwood"(6), "tolerance"(3),
"voluptuous"(3), "overwhelming"(3), "TikTok·dermangelo"(3)
35 kid-a " no"(13), "huggz"(12), " aye"(8), " im"(5), "blah"(4), " yeah"(8), " get"(3), " big"(3),
" fuck"(3), "hominem"(6), " Nope"(3), " Timmy"(5), "Utterly"(4), " Norris"(4),
"mistaken"(3), "silliness"(5), "discussing"(3), "acknowledge"(4), "brainwashed"(4),
"intellectual"(4)
31 play "fraud"(9), "golf"(5), "busk"(4), "babes"(5), "fries"(3), "email"(3), "lagnd"(3), "Signed"(5),
"bumhole"(8), "LOOOLS"(4), "POSTER"(3), "expose"(3), "Subaru"(3), "coyotes"(3),
"Corrupt"(3), "election"(4), "Brit’s"(3), "Hangover"(3), "Meagh’s"(3),
"Sylvester"(3)
27 Milla "Old "(16), "Stil"(3), " xo"(3), "Rader"(6), "few "(3), "agent"(3), "from "(4),
"Steward"(3), "username"(6), " lol "(3), " Maduro"(3), " plascal"(6), "Lorri’s"(6),
"Delivered"(3), "bellend "(3), " Tabicha"(3), "completely"(3), "lQQK87 "(3),
" livelaughleave"(5), " Poo-Bag-Eater"(5)
20 Sherry "niks"(4), "fker"(4), "bong"(3), "betty"(5), "fatcons"(10), "alchy"(3), "caymen"(4), "willys"(4),
"worlds"(4), "hiself"(4), "janets"(3), "ethnic"(3), "easter"(3), "baltic"(3), "nutters"(3),
"farleys"(3), "Iceland"(3), "TOUCHING"(4), "kennypoos"(3), "woodpecker"(3)
20 Animaniacs "fats"(4), "agenda"(6), "waffle"(4), "enjoys"(4), "schlep"(3), "fodder"(3), "events"(3),
"stunted"(5), "erewhon"(4), "consume"(3), "janitor"(3), "lipstick"(4), "reliable"(4),
"Salvation"(4), "douchebag"(3), "professed"(3), "sparkling"(3), "investment"(4),
"rebelretard"(3), "Pennsylvania"(4)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
37 Rebel and play "stole"(10), "rash"(3), "Baked"(5), "roses"(5), "Mandy"(4), "marks"(4), "benefit"(9),
"BESTIE"(5), "dancer"(4), "relief"(4), "bullied"(4), "skinned"(3), "cretins"(3), "Serbian"(3),
"counter"(3), "supports"(4), "crippled"(3), "disturbed"(4), "accountant"(3),
"Unfortunate"(4)
27 Rebel and kid-a "folk"(20), "pals"(5), "quiz"(3), "page"(3), "clear"(5), " They"(7), "prize"(3), "nature"(4),
"Scroll"(4), "phrase"(4), "orange"(3), "affects"(4), "tatties"(3), "whenever"(4),
"repeated"(3), "comparing"(3), "Incorrect"(3), "obsessive"(3), "relentless"(5),
"rutherglen"(3)
27 play and Pascal-Montana "pole"(5), "BUFF"(4), "towns"(3), "Cubans"(5), "MANGER"(4), "minded"(4), "silver"(4),
"Minnesota"(12), "bragging"(9), "Somalis"(5), "Wallace"(4), "democrat"(6), "indulge"(3),
"Phoenix"(3), "corrupted"(9), "Somalians"(7), "prepared"(3), "illegals"(3), "processed"(5),
"corruption"(5)
27 Milla and kid-a " Lmao"(26), " If"(8), " we"(8), " But"(10), " So"(6), " Ok"(6), " play"(12),
" what"(12), " as"(5), " is"(4), " go"(4), " well"(8), "direct"(6), " Who"(3),
" Jason"(7), "Pardon"(4), " where"(5), " pascal"(3), " Everyone"(3),
"imagination"(4)
22 Rebel and Pascal-Montana "Robert"(24), "jobless"(17), "slob"(5), "babies"(11), "creepy"(11), "acid"(3), "Venus"(3),
"multi"(3), "elderly"(9), "stops"(3), "Member"(5), "former"(4), "genius"(4), "frenzy"(3),
"dragon"(3), "Belfast"(5), "clueless"(5), "continue"(3), "downloaded"(7), "preferred"(3)
22 Rebel and JasonKing "Stuart"(31), "Jakey"(11), "bitter"(8), "Blows"(3), "Craig"(3), "bowel"(3), "action"(6),
"andrex"(3), "crutch"(3), "morgan"(3), "Priscilla"(11), "wanting"(5), "battles"(4),
"finance"(3), "pavement"(3), "harassing"(4), "movements"(3), "scorpions"(3),
"protestant"(5), "screenshots"(5)
21 Rebel and Sherry "EAST"(11), "gammon"(13), "toys"(6), "BMWs"(5), "HUBBY"(8), "Aldi"(4), "dish"(4),
"batter"(8), "stinks"(7), "foxes"(3), "threats"(9), "cilla"(3), "sofas"(3), "rotten"(5), "packet"(4),
"bankrupt"(7), "growing"(3), "raining"(3), "brushed"(3), "husbands"(3)
21 Rebel and t3 "Pfft"(6), "slid"(5), "ankle"(7), "doll"(3), "avoid"(4), "cakes"(4), "Zosia"(3), "hockey"(6),
"Poland"(5), "crisps"(5), "retail"(3), "excited"(6), "chased"(3), "rejected"(7), "Suicide"(3),
"worried"(3), "grannies"(4), "MONARCHY"(4), "spreading"(4), "excitement"(4)
16 Rebel and icon "roger"(11), "Castle"(11), "hairy"(8), "dawn"(3), "Fatties"(12), "rhino"(4), "towers"(7),
"ICONIC"(6), "rambling"(11), "August"(5), "joints"(3), "neighbours"(14), "returned"(8),
"blinking"(8), "nervous"(4), "simpleton"(4)
15 Milla and livelaughleave "gelato"(31), "scent"(14), "Choo"(4), "wack"(3), "scents"(9), "Euro"(3), "Jimmy"(6),
"blend"(4), "VIRGO"(4), "bubbly"(3), "Fruity"(3), "chipotle"(7), "vanilla"(4), "burrito"(3),
"SMELLING"(3)




Top 4 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 hey  2 <ShybutNaughty> Hey!
2 icon  1 <Rebel> Icon!!
3 Cg  1 <CountDrunkula> Cg!
4 alzir  1 <gayhr> Alzir !!!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 livelaughleave  8 * livelaughleave yawns some more
2 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  8 * bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse yawns and farts
3 Touched_By_Tism  5 * Touched_By_Tism wipes my ass with Jonnie15s book and throws it at him
4 play  5 * play needs a new squeeze, me and sens are over
5 VibesAlive  4 * VibesAlive waves
6 Dr  4 * Dr runs stethoscope along Julie's hunchback
7 Bampot  4 * Bampot hits padam on the forehead
8 JamesR  2 * JamesR hears mozart laughter
9 Buffy-the-vampire-slayer  2 * Buffy-the-vampire-slayer feasts iberico serrano ham
10 bitch_please_II  2 * bitch_please_II farts
11 Mulled  1 * Mulled spits on milla
12 kid-a  1 * kid-a punches pillow
13 JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026  1 * JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026 does the KARMA dance
14 Chaz  1 * Chaz picks up wet steaming pile of dogshit and flings it at bitch and TheWeeknd. 
they belong togehter
15 Animaniacs  1 * Animaniacs yawns
16 Alacrity  1 * Alacrity greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 icon  9 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2 Animaniacs  7 "Pyro had an insane meltdown for 48 hours straight where I think he could even be seen in the
stats typing meags name hundreds of times over this"
3 TH3  4 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
4 SELINAGUCCII  4 "cruzeiro >  assumes im imran , has just confirmed its tranny   level of 100% dumbness  "
5 icon_the_great  4 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
6 Fat-Ray_Burger-Bunker\Tonkers  4 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
7 dingo  4 "95% BEATLES SONGS==U CANT DANCE TO"
8 livelaughleave  3 "96% of man whore scents are headache inducing"
9 hello  3 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
10 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  3 "You know that kid is 100% spastic with half of his genetics and rebels stock combined"
11 RUMBLE-BUM-TUM-TONKERS  2 "You mean 28 inch waist 4% body fat icon ??"
12 Phenomena  2 "Julie is 82% wheelchair"
13 Pascal1954  2 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
14 Pascal-Montana  2 "100%"
15 XO  1 "4% body fat icon V their 99.4% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
16 van-Tonkers  1 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
17 Tim_Horton  1 "Ray, I hope you know that research has determined that people who overuse emojis are 67%
more retarded than the population in general."
18 T5T635652H2R  1 "CHRIST DIED FOR BAD PEOPLE JONNIE SO HE DIED FOR 100% OF THE WORLD"
19 SixOSix  1 "75% of people that smoke weed. eventually, going, to far more dangerous narcotics they're always
looking for that higher buzz"
20 Sherry_Rum_Vodka_Meds_Alcy  1 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
21 Sherry-Rum-Vodka-Special-Brew  1 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
22 Sherry  1 "fatcons a jew hes had 10% cut off his camel toe"
23 Reverend_Hoser  1 "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and
you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll"
24 Rebel  1 "So now we have established freak is 100% full of shit"
25 Poo-Bag-Eater  1 "aBwUCYkv3cs3MnkbfZTq6xS2H1n897UfOtmx6DP4ScsTNYyyqVLKg68JxbDsStn%2F1ZSTk89ggqA...
...llsnJQXUw%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABlBMUOiRq6DwZg"
26 play  1 "the economy in Billings has increased 22%"
27 Milla  1 "  !000% agree with you on that"
28 Ivoner  1 "Yeah I like this, the confidence you have is going to be at 0.1% when you have less teeth than
Kenny"
29 Hosey_New_Year  1 "Notice that Trump's approval rating on the economy is 36%. Oh, wait. Fake news, right?"
30 FreaksLazyEye  1 "99% of this room dont let drink dictate their life"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 play  16 "eating shit like pastrami and corned beef will make you an old man like Hoser"
2 BigWillyMan  15 " I bought a deep fat fryer from amazon now I can make decent fish and chips and fried chicken"
3 t3  14 "They're my new go to chocolate"
4 Rebel  14 "Yes beef lamb and chicken"
5 livelaughleave  11 "I tried 4 different brands of Dubai chocolate to confirm it wasn't just not good because of the brand.
Yes"
6 Animaniacs  11 "The texture was nothing like chicken"
7 Pascal-Montana  10 "don't tell porkies. Lucille"
8 icon  10 "Some businesses are VAT registered - captain burger obese grandad Ray big fat hairy bum honky
tonks rumble tum tonkers 590 KG has been FAT registered since 1955"
9 Speediarman  9 "i think ive read humans taste like pork"
10 kid-a  8 "I'm singing this song to. Biscuit Maddox mafia"
11 giantryan  8 "Gourmet chocolate pizza is the biz"
12 Sherry  7 "i seen that ill need to stock up on bog rolls and pasta lol"
13 SELINAGUCCII  6 "and kfc chkn recipe too"
14 JasonKing  6 "have you followed through after a curry lately Rocks?"
15 Maduro  5 "I might have rice and curry for dinner"
16 Tim_Horton  4 "Mr. Trump will keep McDonalds in business indefinitely."
17 Kenny  4 "leave the skin on chips saves time "
18 captainkirk  4 "once i dropped a tin of beans"
19 Queen-Zos-of-Greenoch  3 " lots of cheap booze and fish and chips"
20 Poo-Bag-Eater  3 "no crack for me either i like my lunch str8 from the needle"
21 Milla  3 "I love deep fried apple pies mcdonalds ones are best/  lol"
22 Fukitol  3 "bet that tasted like a Greggs chicken bake"
23 freak_the_lrgend  3 "scouse is a beef stew its what our mums used to cook"
24 Cg  3 "I have No beef with u  either"
25 bleh  3 "too fishy"
26 bitch_please_II  3 "An actual corned beef roast makes a better sandwich"
27 AngryMaduro  3 "I buy me own fish then make it"
28 watty1  2 "ook at tabby laughing her dada porked her"
29 TheWeeknd  2 "rabbits hamsters fish"
30 T5T635652H2R  2 "KING YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE COME ON SPILL THE BEANS"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 t3  27 ""One Abdullah, one Muhammad, one mustafa...zzzz""
2 Animaniacs  18 "All up in your braindead mouth like you kissed her or something as you call me "nosey""
3 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  12 ""don't be jealous of my shit tattoos and how I can only afford my mortgage""
4 Evil-Bill  11 "The third year of snow is already like "Great, more of this white shit""
5 livelaughleave  9 "Explain what "chipotle" is milla"
6 bitch_please_II  8 ""curse on the Jews" no curse on you you little third world flea market rat"
7 Tim_Horton  6 "What would a homo know about "good women"?"
8 Buffalo_Boobs  6 "T5 -- a notorious failure in life -- blames "the Jews" for his misery. Forget about his
own uselessness."
9 StabbyStabStabbington  5 "The only big word you used was "Silliness" which is self explanatory"
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 "but TGO, Trump says that the USA needs Greenland, for "international security""
11 EBR  5 "It was aloways funny when Len would log in and Ange would type. "Lithium anyone? ""
12 play  4 "Yes, JoJo Siwa is still LGBTQ+, but she has clarified that she is queer, not strictly a lesbian, embracing
a broader identity that encompasses her attraction to various genders (women, non-binary people
, and men), and feels the "Q" in LGBTQ+ best describes her journey of self-discovery
and fluidity. After initially identifying as pansexual and then"
13 cunt  4 ""Sure" kin ell leave off"
14 best-in-the-world  4 "Kenny "its shit" Nicholson"
15 Rebel  3 ""make me a real boy please" squeaked freak. Freak being wooden and a jakey tan at
only 3ft tall demanded what's his name to turn little squeaker into a real boy"
16 Purple  3 "You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello"
17 Hosey_New_Year  3 "The only way I would support "your president" is as a pall bearer for his coffin."
18 EviI-Bill  3 "the correct spelling, is "Chinese""
19 Crackhead_Don  3 "Venezuelan oil is "sour." That means it has a high sulfur content and is more difficult
to refine."
20 CountDrunkula  3 ""Mum, I'm out of beer.....""
21 Bevilacqua  3 "he dropped another "it was shit" a few minutes ago"
22 whatwhat  2 "we will "help" yoy"
23 VibesAlive  2 "i tried searching up stanley blades weeks ago "The Item You Searched Is Prohibited!""
24 TheRealestTee  2 "You dont have to, its a "ill see when I see you" one"
25 Phlegmington_Farquar  2 "Most people can't tell the difference between "imply" and "infer.""
26 Pascal-Montana  2 "SPARX - "El Hombre Que A Mi Me Engañe" (en vivo)"
27 kennys-3d-printed-ankles  2 "The "ITS SHIT" podcast with Kenny"
28 JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026  2 "Claiming JoJo can't dance or is "fat""
29 docmartin  2 "you can't "think" if you watch fox news"
30 dingo  2 "omg. For years i have been "seeing but not seeing" these. Im so used to seeing it i dont
even think about what it is! Thats crazy. Its a fucking fire hydrant. How do i see these all the time
and never even stop to think about what they are!"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  25 "Good evening folks and assembled oafs"
2 Rebel  24 "Hello you happy new year"
3 Cg  17 "i seriously doubt that  But hey whatever makes  ya happy"
4 HAPPYJULIE50  14 "Hello"
5 Jonnie  13 "hello"
6 Purple  12 "Hello? (Hello, hello, hello)"
7 kid-a  8 " Rebel. Hey. How was new year"
8 Pascal-Montana  5 "good afternoon Lucille and isabella"
9 Milla  5 "Afternoon you all"
10 CheersToYou  5 "HELLO"
11 JasonKing  4 "hello Cg"
12 icon  4 "Hello hello my loyal flock"
13 doggiesad  4 "come on early morning"
14 dingo  4 "MORNING EEMA"
15 Buffy-the-vampire-slayer  4 "Hello"
16 binman  4 "afternoon kid"
17 StormVuLT  3 "lol hello red kid-a"
18 Sherry  3 "i dont think janey gave you enough titty milk this morning"
19 SELINAGUCCII  3 "salam hello bonjour"
20 Northy  3 "morning"
21 MikeTard2025  3 "It's raining here now and supposed to all day especially later this afternoon and on and off throught
the evening..by 3am tho it's supposed to almost be cold enough to snow so it will probably turn
into rain mixed with a little snow mixed in"
22 majkl  3 "hello i have 25y old and im looing for meet man in chatham kent"
23 Julie  3 "This morning I"
24 whistle  2 "hello"
25 Touched_By_Tism  2 "Jonnie, hey fuck you"
26 T5T635652H2R  2 "REBEL HOPE U DONT DO THAT TO MY DICK IN THE MORNING"
27 SussexGuy52  2 "Hello"
28 LQQK87  2 "NO WORK YET AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN MONTANA PISSCAL ? WHAT A SURPRISE !!"
29 John_Mayhoff  2 "Hello Guest"
30 JamesR  2 "why do people come early morning"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Milla  101 "😂"
2 icon  44 "🧐"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  43 "nothing better than free :)"
4 Rebel  27 "He's gay 😐 him and his boyfriend hugging each other"
5 watty1  23 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
6 Fukitol  23 "🤣"
7 Hayley  19 "But Bills been encourging him 😂"
8 SixOSix  13 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
9 l9  13 "Tracey Sidey still with that dude with the smashed up nose 🤣"
10 Pascal-Montana  12 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
11 TROLL-TOYS  11 "🤣"
12 StormVuLT  10 "Marxist to the bone, huh :D"
13 Poo-Bag-Squirter  9 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
14 RebeI  8 "Phead clone <------------------------- dateless, dumped hag, everyone laughs at her :)"
15 h8  8 "toon we all seen you and the cat cake 🤣"
16 XO  6 "🤣"
17 Abyss  6 "Then beg attention but won't say 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄"
18 Reverend_Hoser  5 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
19 Play-No-Job-No-Mates-Nothing  5 "🤣"
20 Phoenicia-No-Tonkers-Bonkers  5 "😋"
21 NgerulmudX  5 "<<<< chick magnet :)"
22 icon_the_great  5 "🤣"
23 FreeSpirit  5 ":D"
24 cc  5 "🤣"
25 Wealth  4 "Look at the determination on his fat face 🤣 🤣 🤣"
26 TH3  4 "Poor old fat sherry > 0 trace of a Tim Hughes lolllllllllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
27 Sherry_Rum_Vodka_Meds_Alcy  4 "Poor old fat sherry is living proof there’s no cure for idiocy 🤣🤣🤣"
28 SD  4 "r didnt they HAVE teenagres back then TheWeeknd ? :)"
29 Poo-Bag-Eater  4 "brown sip if ya me  😂"
30 MiIla  4 "only my preferred customers know what I mean, when I say `tip jar' ;)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 dingo  173 "OK"
2 Rebel  156 "Lol"
3 Milla  105 "lol"
4 watty1  83 "lol"
5 TheWeeknd  81 "??"
6 icon  74 "🤝"
7 Jonnie  73 "lol"
8 Poo-Bag-Squirter  68 "lol"
9 Julie  56 "Dr."
10 JasonKing  52 "oh"
11 MikeTard2025  51 " "
12 SELINAGUCCII  50 "hru"
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  48 "bbs"
14 freak_the_legend  46 "lmao"
15 play  45 "lol"
16 kid-a  44 "Hey"
17 Fukitol  38 "🍻"
18 FreeSpirit  38 "lol"
19 janey  34 "OH"
20 Evil-Bill  32 "lmao"
21 Sherry  31 "lol"
22 Pascal-Montana  28 "lol"
23 livelaughleave  28 "💃"
24 t3  27 "Ha"
25 lex123  27 "lol"
26 giantryan  27 "49"
27 Sons  26 "Yes"
28 T5T635652H2R  22 "🎵"
29 TROLL-TOYS  21 "🤝"
30 Cg  19 "hmms"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 play  13 <Hosey_New_Year> Play, just come out and tell Milla you want to fuck her. Stop being coy.
2 Julie  13 <Phlegmington_Farquar> Julie, if Rob's cock is 3.5 inches long, could you deep throat him in one
swallow?
3 hey  13 <Hosey_New_Year> Hey, Freak, child psychologists have finally solved a problem that has
plauged Play for decades.
4 Kenny  12 <Abyss> Kenny, yes, but lust is a sin and the clubs are heaving full of lust right
5 hello  9 <Purple> Hello, how are you?
6 Milla  8 <FreeSpirit> milla, why the hostility?
7 Rebel  7 <Rebel> Rebel, and it's spastic after calling her toon so yea spastic lass is her
nickname
8 t3  6 <Abyss> T3, threw up and he went limp. He was someone I dated but after realising
I had to drink every time to try to get excited then I knew it wasn't normal.
I had feelings for him, but not that sort and found out about asexuality
9 Jonnie  6 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, hey fuck you
10 dingo  6 <Alacrity> dingo, where you born in Nimbin, cobber?
11 hi  4 <EviI-Bill> hi, giantryan
12 whatwhat  3 <John_Mayhoff> whatwhat, have a good sleep and do us a favor by not waking up
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  3 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, repeat after me, fuck Jonnie
14 icon  3 <Hosey_New_Year> Icon, may I cordially suggest that Rachel change her diet to something
less acidic? The smell from the used panties she left on my bedroom
floor are rather overpowering.
15 CountDrunkula  3 <Milla> CountDrunkula,  you are 70 yrs old  for God sakes.
16 VibesAlive  2 <Milla> VibesAlive, i do because  i have personality
17 T5T635652H2R  2 <Milla> T5T635652H2R,  try to chat in your group chat  like> indians and 
so on
18 Sons  2 <Touched_By_Tism> Sons, are you the same Sons that got his ass kicked by some kids for
getting mouthy?
19 plascal  2 <Milla> plascal, you seems having an obsession with Russians
20 Pascal1954  2 <Buffalo_Boobs> Pascal, you embarrass yourself with constant antisemitic attacks. Get
a life, you fucking hillbilly cunt.
21 mike  2 <Buffalo_Boobs> Mike, take to the streets and protest against this infamy.
22 FreeSpirit  2 <Abyss> FreeSpirit, I was called a thick cunt first so don't pount the finger at
me
23 Arjun  2 <Crackhead_Don> Arjun, the truth of the matter is that drugs was an excuse. Venezuela
is a minor source of drugs imported into the US
24 Vexx  1 <play> Vexx, Meagh no longe chats here
25 TheWeeknd  1 <VibesAlive> TheWeeknd: i don't just explains his demeanor
26 TheRaven  1 <BiscuitMafia> TheRaven, I'm getting the word....................
27 Sherry  1 <Sons> Sherry , but there are otherfactors to understand
28 Saul  1 <StormVuLT> Saul, what about cocaine
29 rodo  1 <A_Failure_Named_Adil> Rodo, you think Play is agile enough to use a stick shift??
30 Maduro  1 <Milla> Maduro,  why are you stil here  ?



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