#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Sunday 7 Dec 2025 to Saturday 13 Dec 2025
616 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

Hours 0-6

Hours 6-12

Hours 12-18

Hours 18-24

Daily chat activity

13295	8573	7596	9478	10015	6247	8339
7 Dec	8 Dec	9 Dec	10 Dec	11 Dec	12 Dec	13 Dec

When are people active in #kisschat.co.uk?


5.1%	5.0%	4.3%	4.4%	4.1%	3.0%	1.9%	0.7%	1.0%	2.0%	3.3%	4.3%	4.6%	4.3%	4.5%	4.5%	3.5%	3.7%	3.3%	5.0%	7.3%	7.6%	7.5%	5.3%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Long term statistics - three month sections

365902	623564	586088	541217	684404	636659	655056	636836	644323	580663	701228	644062	692673	(Est. 774970) 623333
8 - 9 2022	10 - 12 2022	1 - 3 2023	4 - 6 2023	7 - 9 2023	10 - 12 2023	1 - 3 2024	4 - 6 2024	7 - 9 2024	10 - 12 2024	1 - 3 2025	4 - 6 2025	7 - 9 2025	10 - 12 2025

Total number of lines: 8616008
Estimate for this section: 774970 lines.

Top week: 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines

Big Numbers

temu-7rings liked talking about themself - 10 descriptions altogether.
Example:

12 Dec 20:40 * temu-7rings farts on hand and shakes kippers

freak_the_legend was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 31% of lines contained questions.

...and the silver medal goes to dan_kelly - with a question ratio of 23%.

icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 30 times...

hearty also chatted to themselve 22 times.

janey had a sticky shift button - wrote 1316 lines in CAPS.
Example:

10 Dec 21:33 <janey> YOU WAS PISSED 4 ABOUT 5 WEEKS BILLY

Channel activity peak: 25 people were active on 10 Dec 2025 21:00 - 22:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):

janey, PascaI-Montana, Evangelist, smokey69, T5T74575465GRGT, kipper, kid-a, JasonKing, SELINAGUCCII, Rebel, VibesareON, bitchimeating, Emmaa, gaz, boobz36d10, VibesAlive, Longday, Evil-Bill, Jonnie10, My_Hosebag_Dot_Com, Kenny_Krampus, saneythekipper, sueioo, hearty, mrz

gg wrote the longest lines - average of 74 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T74575465GRGT	8 Nicks	T5T74575465GRGT(70%), T5T4554543GRGT(13%), T5T48979374GRGT(4.5%), T5T57647467GRGT36(4.5%), T5T64787823GRGT(2.6%), T5T7467436GRGT(1.9%), T5T57647467GRGT(1.4%), T5T48979374GRGT29(0.7%)
T5T734634786GT3	6 Nicks	T5T734634786GT3(43%), T5T673467GT4(31%), T5T83947897GT3(15%), T5T847437GT3(5.7%), T5T3736362GT3(3.7%), T5T373636GT3(0.5%)
Rebel	4 Nicks	Rebel(98%), Rebel17(1.1%), Rebel98(0.6%), Rebel29(0.1%)
Jonnie10	3 Nicks	Jonnie10(92%), Jonnie(5.6%), Jonnie101(1.9%)
ROBSAUYZSYAZ	3 Nicks	ROBSAUYZSYAZ(91%), ROBSAUYZSYAZ58(5.3%), ROBSAUYZSYAZ85(2.9%)

Time of day stats

	Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6)	Early birds (Hours 6-12)	Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18)	Evening chatters (Hours 18-24)
1	t3 - 1857	hearty - 874	icon - 2282	play - 1719
2	Milla - 662	Sherry - 518	Kenny - 1167	Rebel - 1452
3	Evil-Bill - 621	Milla - 415	kipper - 1002	janey - 1336
4	StormVuLT - 606	kipper - 405	TheRealestTee - 868	smokey69 - 1082
5	watty1 - 597	Kenny - 394	SELINAGUCCII - 771	kipper - 917
6	hearty - 547	SheeEp - 356	hearty - 657	PascaI-Montana - 890
7	Keyboard-Warrior - 493	icon - 332	watty1 - 628	JasonKing - 841
8	cunt - 487	WreckIt80 - 327	ROBSAYZzosiawascool - 485	livelaughleave - 811
9	EBR - 445	Julie - 314	Milla - 456	SELINAGUCCII - 732
10	Fukitol - 407	Sunday - 273	Julie - 417	kid-a - 566

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)

Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day

Number of days

12000..13999

9 (3.1%)

10000..11999

37 (13%)

8000..9999

94 (33%)

6000..7999

92 (32%)

4000..5999

46 (16%)

2000..3999

6 (2.1%)

1..1999

4 (1.4%)

2025

3 / 2025
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2	3	4	5	6	7	8
9	10	11	12	13	14	15
16	17	18	19	20	21	22
23	24	25	26	27	28	29
30	31
Lines: 290775

4 / 2025
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6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30

Lines: 243259

5 / 2025
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Lines: 179530

6 / 2025
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Lines: 221273

7 / 2025
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Lines: 251443

8 / 2025
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24	25	26	27	28	29	30
31
Lines: 216269

9 / 2025
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Lines: 224961

10 / 2025
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Lines: 253938

11 / 2025
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9	10	11	12	13	14	15
16	17	18	19	20	21	22
23	24	25	26	27	28	29
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Lines: 252153

12 / 2025
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7	8	9	10	11	12	13




Lines: 117242

Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6			Hours 6-12
1	Milla	t3	1	Rebel	WreckIt80

2	Evil-Bill	t3	2	Evil-Bill	t3

3	Fukitol	t3	3	Milla	Sunday

4	Rebel	Screamo	4	ROBtABBYwishuweredead	icon

5	StormVuLT	t3	5	Keyboard-Warrior	kipper

6	Keyboard-Warrior	Milla	6	Kenny	Sherry

7	TeddyBruckshot	Milla	7	Sherry	Rebel

8	Hayley	t3	8	Milla	SheeEp

9	Ben	Milla	9	Kenny	hearty

10	cunt	t3	10	Kenny	Rebel

11	Hayley	StormVuLT	11	SheeEp	Sherry

12	EBR	Milla	12	Milla	kipper

13	Keyboard-Warrior	t3	13	Sherry	kipper

14	Rebel	watty1	14	Evangelist	kipper

15	ToppaTopTop	hearty	15	Julie	SheeEp

16	Fukitol	Guantanamo	16	Sherry	icon

17	Firefly	watty1	17	Sherry	Evangelist

18	Rebel	t3	18	Keyboard-Warrior	Milla

19	TeddyBruckshot	t3	19	Julie	WreckIt80

20	ToppaTopTop	Yew	20	icon	kipper


Hours 12-18			Hours 18-24
1	Kenny	icon	1	Rebel	play

2	kipper	icon	2	Rebel	smokey69

3	Julie	icon	3	smokey69	play

4	TheRealestTee	icon	4	T5T74575465GRGT	kipper

5	TheRealestTee	Julie	5	JasonKing	play

6	TheRealestTee	Kenny	6	janey	smokey69

7	hearty	play	7	Rebel	VibesAlive

8	play	icon	8	JasonKing	smokey69

9	SheeEp	icon	9	JasonKing	Rebel

10	Kenny	SELINAGUCCII	10	PascaI-Montana	play

11	Rebel	icon	11	Milla	play

12	Milla	icon	12	Rebel	icon

13	Sherry	icon	13	Rebel	kid-a

14	Kenny	watty1	14	Rebel	Screamo

15	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	icon	15	T5T74575465GRGT	TDK9

16	Kenny	kipper	16	T5T734634786GT3	kipper

17	hearty	icon	17	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	kipper

18	hearty	Kenny	18	VibesAlive	kipper

19	SELINAGUCCII	icon	19	PascaI-Montana	smokey69

20	SELINAGUCCII	kipper	20	livelaughleave	play

Active day counts

Most days active

Nick

Number of days

percentage

TheRealestTee

100%

icon

100%

Emmaa

100%

hearty

100%

Happyjulie50

100%

Evangelist

100%

watty1

100%

Sherry

100%

SheeEp

100%

kipper

100%

Rebel

100%

smokey69

100%

LQQK87

100%

JasonKing

100%

play

100%

cunt

86%

Kenny

86%

Ben

86%

SELINAGUCCII

86%

kid-a

86%

Most consecutive days active

Nick

Number of days

Currently

Rebel

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

kipper

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

SheeEp

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

smokey69

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

play

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

JasonKing

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

LQQK87

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Sherry

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Emmaa

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

icon

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

TheRealestTee

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

hearty

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

watty1

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Evangelist

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

Happyjulie50

7 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 7 days active

SELINAGUCCII

7 Dec - 12 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active *

kid-a

8 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active

8 Dec - 13 Dec 2025

Currently 6 days active

Julie

7 Dec - 11 Dec 2025

Last active 2 days ago (11 Dec 2025)

JenniCricket

7 Dec - 11 Dec 2025

Last active 2 days ago (11 Dec 2025)

Average line lengths

Line length	Count	Nicks
51..	7	gg(73.8), Style_upon_Style(61.3), TDK9(56.8), B-P_JCitipmt(56.8), Cre...
48..50	2	HollaWidTheRinsinSound(49.2), something4theehotties(48.5)
45..47	3	Pascal-Montana(47.2), WreckIt80(45.9), bovary(45.3)
42..44	4	YaddaX3(44.4), TeddyBruckshot(43.1), livelaughleave(42.4), bitchime...
39..41	4	t3(41.3), PascaI-Montana(40.3), Guantanamo(39.8), Funktastic(39.6)
36..38	8	Goldensands(38.5), gockcobbler(38.5), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(38.4), To...
33..35	18	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo(36.0), getitrightgetitrightmayne(35.9), D...
30..32	10	VibesAlive(32.9), Order(32.8), MrMeltysBigMeltdownHatingRebel(32.5)...
27..29	12	Happyjulie50(29.9), OHMYGOD(29.6), Le_Uno(29.1), Fukitol(28.9), Mill...
24..26	16	ROBSAYZlotsthings(26.9), Northypole(26.8), Conor(26.8), figgit(26.6),...
21..23	3	Live_Laugh_Hate(23.1), Sons40(22.5), Julie(21.4)
18..20	8	Spooky(20.7), Classic(20.6), Yew(20.5), StepByStep(20.3), Screamo(...
..17	18	Showtime(17.8), dingo(16.9), ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA(16.7), ROBSAYZ...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines

#kisschat.co.uk's popular words

Count	Word	Last used by	At
3498	"that"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:58
2234	"your"	UndefeatedAndBrutal	13 Dec 23:55
2069	"have"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:54
1991	"like"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:47
1958	"with"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:54
1586	"THEY"	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	13 Dec 23:35
1438	"What"	UndefeatedAndBrutal	13 Dec 23:52
1416	"here"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:54
1405	"just"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:54
1083	"about"	Milla	13 Dec 23:58

Most referred nicks:

Count	Word	Last used by	At
1112	"Rebel"	UndefeatedAndBrutal	13 Dec 23:30
871	"icon"	dingo	13 Dec 22:07
842	"play"	T5T734634786GT3	13 Dec 23:32
755	"Kenny"	pussypounder3000	13 Dec 23:39
700	"Milla"	JasonKing	13 Dec 23:58

Who has their own private vocabulary?

Count	Nick	Randomly selected sample (amount)
122	icon	"alcy"(13), "vest"(8), "50KG"(9), "tarty"(6), "yaroo"(5), "Lenny"(3), "You’d"(9), "Altitude"(12), "Grittleton"(15), "cuckoo"(3), "let’s"(3), "deletes"(3), "failings"(4), "here’s"(4), "pancakes"(3), "Bollinger"(4), "abolished"(3), "Hypertension"(6), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(8), "https://freeimage.host/i/fAGu8R2"(3)
51	t3	"term"(9), "ANUS"(7), "limb"(6), "LAMP"(4), "lqqks"(6), "dayz"(3), "phat"(3), "tryna"(4), "aside"(4), "vince"(3), "Tommy"(3), "blecks"(4), "00ps"(4), "quotes"(3), "shoulda"(5), "tabitha"(5), "cologne"(3), "supreme"(3), "MisterHate"(4), "roundabouts"(3)
49	livelaughleave	"Drives"(16), "host"(6), "swab"(3), "tofu"(3), "Scoff"(3), "Hedera"(4), "sloped"(4), "submit"(3), "prayers"(3), "asiatic"(3), "function"(6), "security"(4), "nightmare"(7), "cashiers"(3), "Gorillas"(3), "dystopian"(5), "shirtless"(4), "hydration"(3), "managerial"(3), "desperately"(3)
48	play	"FFFS"(3), "wasp"(3), "THTA"(3), "FOOKS"(5), "worms"(5), "ssoon"(4), "FLUID"(3), "stank"(3), "clouds"(4), "riight"(3), "Lookie"(3), "YERRRRR"(5), "Instagram"(9), "beaches"(3), "YERRRRRR"(4), "friend "(3), "parasitic"(3), "SOMEHTING"(3), "mentality"(3), "YERRRRRRRRR"(3)
47	Kenny	"wasa"(7), "bad "(7), "wankers "(19), "hint"(3), "slag "(7), "sheila"(6), "fun "(3), "mine "(5), "hard "(4), "txting"(3), "hate "(3), "BEST "(3), "really "(7), "punch "(4), "stamina"(4), "clear "(3), "requests"(4), "bright "(4), "defended"(3), "muscles "(3)
45	Milla	" :D"(21), " ff"(9), " EBR"(8), " brb"(4), " sit"(3), " damn"(4), " omfg"(4), " Odin"(3), " Bless"(4), "HEATHER"(3), " along"(3), " SheeEp"(5), "usernames"(7), " Sunday"(3), " moving"(3), " Anyways"(4), "collective"(3), "differences"(4), " TheRealestTee"(3), " TeddyBruckshot"(4)
45	kipper	"fest"(3), "drei"(3), "skida"(4), "rando"(3), "racial"(5), "praise"(4), "method"(3), "signal"(3), "stench"(3), "praising"(6), "Diverse"(3), "breakie"(3), "patriarchs"(12), "Rothmans"(4), "patients"(3), "shmookey"(3), "wikipedia"(3), "industrial"(3), "pretentious"(3), " T5T83947897GT3"(5)
32	janey	"MORING"(14), "FACK"(5), "CLOD"(4), "iam "(6), "VEGGY"(5), " COZ"(4), "LORRYS"(7), "PLAYS "(7), "LETS "(3), "EVER "(3), " EVER"(3), " STILL"(5), " ROCKS"(5), "BILLY "(4), "LOOKS "(4), "LOADING"(3), " FOOKING"(3), "YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"(4), " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"(3), ...
30	Rebel	"neyhey"(22), "HUNs"(6), "lung"(3), "tire"(3), "poofy"(3), "upper"(3), "nicked"(5), "LOWEST"(3), "uncles"(3), "dumbass"(5), "CAPITAL"(5), "slainte"(3), "blanket"(3), "tedious"(3), "hampers"(3), "pisscall"(5), "Googling"(4), "Hanukkah"(4), "exposure"(3), "affluent"(3)
29	T5T734634786GT3	"began"(6), "ICOK"(3), "Dad "(3), "LEONOR"(6), "ak47"(3), "BUYERS"(3), "Secure"(3), "cancel"(3), "lifetime"(6), "ASSWIPE"(3), "migrants"(5), "romantic"(5), "beetches"(4), "lqqk50"(4), "scammers"(4), "PHILIPPE"(3), "passenger"(6), "advantage"(5), "centuries"(3), "DISRESPECT"(4)

These pairs have a language all to themselves

Count	Nicks	Randomly selected sample (amount)
37	Kenny and Kenny_Krampus	"them "(25), "kid "(15), "dude "(12), "wanker "(18), "ago "(8), "lies "(7), "boy "(3), "seems "(9), "lose "(5), "gone "(3), "food "(3), "shithead"(8), "month "(4), "divvy "(3), "leeds "(3), "granddad"(3), "changed "(4), "wednesday"(4), "bullshit "(4), "thursday "(3)
34	Milla and kid-a	" he"(26), " it"(29), " hey"(23), " why"(13), " So"(8), " if"(7), " wtf"(10), " we"(6), "virgo"(9), " is"(5), " let"(8), " or"(4), " an"(3), " Ah"(3), " was"(5), " Did"(4), " there"(8), " Kenny"(5), " maybe"(3), " Selina"(3)
20	Rebel and t3	"Frank"(8), "PIGGY"(7), "Pfft"(4), "sang"(3), "papa"(3), "surgery"(11), "flood"(5), "Calvin"(8), "skull"(4), "event"(4), "flesh"(3), "Merci"(3), "cotton"(4), "missus"(4), "serial"(3), "swings"(3), "Bleeding"(7), "crossing"(3), "cleanest"(3), "impressed"(6)
20	t3 and Evil-Bill	"Omar"(9), "Maya"(5), "SNES"(4), "whip"(3), "crusades"(12), "lands"(3), "negro"(3), "tactic"(5), "remain"(4), "Marvel"(3), "menace"(3), "impose"(3), "praying"(4), "breasts"(4), "serpent"(3), "meating"(3), "population"(11), "believing"(3), "supermarket"(9), "Amsterdam"(3)
17	play and PascaI-Montana	"Biden"(28), "YAMS"(8), "Democrats"(20), "Pokey"(4), "border"(7), "messed"(4), "costner"(7), "Mexico"(4), "MEAGH "(6), "Somalis"(5), "pumpkin"(5), "SQUIRTS"(4), "espresso"(5), "Freckles"(4), "parasites"(3), "tendencies"(3), "Northumberland"(3)
17	icon and Rebel	"blast"(40), "cups"(6), "heroin"(11), "march"(7), "gums"(4), "heap"(3), "junkie"(9), "bathroom"(14), "Islands"(9), "captain"(9), "chased"(5), "sticks"(5), "sunset"(4), "Scooter"(7), "Dennis"(3), "mobility"(6), "evenings"(3)
17	kipper and t3	"Exit"(5), "slang"(6), "blond"(4), "opened"(7), "jihad"(3), "thailand"(11), "groups"(4), "shorts"(3), "mission"(4), "refined"(3), "mustard"(3), "industry"(4), "arseholes"(5), "ourselves"(3), "attachment"(4), "appreciated"(4), "replacement"(3)
16	Rebel and kipper	"outta"(8), "straw"(3), "bridge"(4), "borrow"(4), "shifts"(4), "forced"(4), "fannies"(7), "painful"(7), "pickles"(5), "following"(9), "swinging"(5), "validate"(5), "crackers"(4), "paranoia"(4), "deodorant"(4), "validation"(4)
16	play and livelaughleave	"HOSER"(37), "Melania"(26), "MMMMMM"(7), "ETHIC"(4), "vaccines"(11), "beaner"(4), "pandemic"(9), "tetanus"(4), "GLOWING"(4), "poisoned"(3), "stronger"(3), "ivermectin"(5), "MANAGEMENT"(5), "VACCINATED"(5), "evangelical"(4), "humiliation"(3)
16	watty1 and ROBSAYZzosiawascool	"SELI"(7), "HASNT"(6), "LOOOOOOOL"(12), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20), "LOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(24), "LOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(27), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(21), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(15), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(14), ...

#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	icon	73	"webchat@ehs.7b7.214.103 << fat Ray sausage rolls Royce"
2	SELINAGUCCII	37	"i like pasta and rice"
3	kipper	37	"like throwing a sausage in a bucket :D"
4	SheeEp	32	"no i mean 26th the day the easter eggs in the shops"
5	Evangelist	27	"not many ppl like there poacher Egg"
6	play	23	"its lunchtime for this retard in America"
7	t3	22	"That combination of curry & cologne is unmistakable"
8	Kenny	16	"in charlie and the chocolate factory sheeps"
9	VSXPINK	15	"Fried chicken is good I just never liked KFC"
10	Sherry	14	"the price of beef had near doubled lately"
11	Rebel	14	"We don't get them here just chicken"
12	OHMYGOD	13	"you probably used chilled beef"
13	temu-7rings	11	"Those oranges covered in chocolate"
14	TheRealestTee	10	"Used to wrap guys in chicken wire and put em in the sea, he named it "Fishing""
15	PascaI-Montana	10	"when I was living in Northumberland. I often used to visit whitby fantastic fish and chips,"
16	hearty	10	"get your dinners there"
17	eastcoastrocks	10	"eat more pasta and shit pizza"
18	watty1	9	"They waste the land on building McDonalds Starbucks and stuff we don’t need or want"
19	pub_slut	9	"let that thang get fishy enough it will birth a fish"
20	Kenny_Krampus	9	"charlie and the chocolate factory lol"
21	giantryan	9	"Steak pie n chips"
22	Fukitol	9	"tbf maccy d's beef is nasty, it never used to be"
23	Evil-Bill	9	"There goes my appetite for chocolate pudding."
24	kid-a	8	" he used to come in as Ray Burger etc. then pretend it wasn't him"
25	EBR	8	"Although I do like Micky D's fries."
26	smokey69	7	"Janey fuck off fishy pussy"
27	this-is-me	5	"Try some pork"
28	T5T74575465GRGT	5	"SCREAMO PLAYS Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) WHILE SPINNIN HIS SAUSAGE INSIDE ICONS LOVE CANAL"
29	T5T734634786GT3	5	"GOAT feeds his GOAT oreo biscuits"
30	positions-west-coast	5	"You ever had a rice Krispy treat made with fruit pebbles @ EBR?"

#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	t3	85	"Play "Allah with the rinsing sound" over it step. It de muslifies it"
2	Evil-Bill	50	""If you're gonna shag a sheep, take it to the edge of a cliff so it pushes back better.""
3	EBR	29	"He would log in as "AndrewTate""
4	Keyboard-Warrior	24	"LMAOOOOOOOO @ "Goldminger""
5	TheRealestTee	23	""Keep bald head on" lol"
6	temu-7rings	12	"you will never see me type the words "you are the most ____ " to anyone ever mate"
7	play	12	"DEATH IS NOT A BAD THING ITS CALLED "MOVIN ON UP""
8	GOAT	10	"you had me at "She's getting ready to blow us" xoxo"
9	bitchimeating	10	""this is based on the principals of the solar system""
10	cunt	9	"You want me to have a "sitttt daaan n behave yourself conversation?" It's fine ha"
11	WreckIt80	8	"Incontinence is the condition's name. "incontinent" is a description of an individual afflicted with said condition"
12	livelaughleave	8	""🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣""
13	VSXPINK	7	"Is it pronounced "aire-mez"?"
14	StormVuLT	7	"LQQK87 has a thing for "14""
15	getitrightgetitrightmayne	6	"loool@"get your makeup sorted" says the moron who lines the entire underside of its eye"
16	CheersToYou	6	"No fucker in real life has ever called mega "ugly""
17	Odin	5	"A religion that can't even handle a cartoon of its "prophet" is too delicate to exist"
18	Firefly	5	""can i have my bag back please kenneth""
19	Rebel	4	"No hearty I have "stomach flu""
20	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	4	"I'm not your "habibi", you racist pig"
21	LQQK87	4	"I RECKON YG HATES ME COS THERES NO "INFO" ABOUT ME ANYWHERE ON THE NET LOL"
22	Julie	4	""anyone else SICK of these guys using 'curious bc they dont have the BALLS to say "I wanna"
23	John_Mayhoff	4	"Play, urinating into the river is not a "baptism.""
24	Westons	3	""private prescription" = mohammed behind tescos"
25	something4theehotties	3	""whys for you wanna be smart""
26	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	3	""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
27	Milla	3	""Shop like a billionaire" on Temu"
28	Ho-Ho-Hosebag	3	""Very ample bosom" = saggy tits"
29	GymGoth	3	""Sir Thomas Shelby""
30	Cuyahosebag	3	"LMMFAO @ "FIFA Peace Award" for Fatty MuFuck"

#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	Happyjulie50	42	"Stormvult hello "
2	Rebel	20	"Hello Julie the nice American one"
3	hearty	19	"Hello all"
4	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	16	"you all have a pleasant afternoon "
5	Cg	15	"Hello Yg where ya are"
6	kid-a	14	"Great ty. But I have to sit through dodgy uni rock bands this afternoon"
7	Milla	13	" till then have a pleasant evening Rob."
8	Emmaa	11	"martin hasn't said hello to me yet"
9	PascaI-Montana	10	"I only have a very light lunch. I normally have my decent food later on this evening,"
10	Evil-Bill	10	"Hello, dear Lorri!"
11	SheeEp	9	"hello emmaa :)"
12	Northypole	8	"morning kid a"
13	kipper	8	"hearty were you ranting away at 3am this morning?"
14	icon	8	"Hello my darling xxxxxxxxxxx"
15	EBR	7	"Good morning."
16	TheRealestTee	6	"In here on Christmas day discussing the episode of Murder She Wrote they watched the evening before "
17	smokey69	6	"Thanks mash enjoy your evening"
18	Evangelist	6	"its just mm haviving his morning mental wobble"
19	ToonIsAsexSymbol	5	"Toon was in thsi morning."
20	Northy	5	"hello lauren what you up to"
21	Keyboard-Warrior	5	"Good morning Binny!"
22	Julie	5	"Howdy to you too sir dave"
23	VSXPINK	4	"Hello Milla Milana"
24	VibesAlive	4	"wouldnt be the first time but hey"
25	StormVuLT	4	"Hello Guantanamo"
26	SELINAGUCCII	4	"kipper , who even says hello to u? when u login"
27	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	4	"anyways, unlike you pipsqueaks, I worked all day -- from morning till evening"
28	OHMYGOD	4	"i did a test in the morning aand i just did a test just now"
29	LQQK87	4	"NO WORK YET AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN MONTANA PISSCAL THE QUEER ? ....WHAT A SURPRISE."
30	JasonKing	4	"hello when smokey sings"

#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	kipper	458	"RebelRock still a lot of simps and cucks around, you'll be fine :D"
2	icon	166	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
3	Milla	164	" :P"
4	watty1	158	"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
5	SheeEp	74	"er, lemme just review a minute :D"
6	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	55	"k, and with that, I'm heading out :)"
7	Rebel	53	"I'm up at half 6 in the mornings every morning no lie in for me 😐"
8	StormVuLT	43	"Who would marry her anyway? just kidding :D"
9	smokey69	37	"😋"
10	Hayley	37	"😂😂😂"
11	gg	27	"🤣"
12	Fukitol	25	"🤣 VSX"
13	Phead_in_Profound_Crisis_Xo	18	"<<<< as well as amiable :)"
14	UndefeatedAndBrutal	17	"😉"
15	TheRealestTee	17	"😂😂"
16	Style_upon_Style	15	"That's one thing 90% of chatters unite on.... disliking that foolish, waste of oxygen, imbecile Kid-a 😄"
17	VibesAlive	12	"ToonIsAsexSymbol next time include me?? ;)"
18	TheChampion	12	"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
19	YaddaX3	11	"Meagh all over ^, have you seen how fast and hysterically she types 😂"
20	ToppaTopTop	11	"Marty you're that dense you had the most obvious password ''Millwall'' 😂 😂"
21	T5T734634786GT3	11	"kipper: no sex before marriage, most white women have popped their cherry by their 14th birthday :D"
22	HollaWidTheRinsinSound	10	"He hates that there was zero diversity at his wedding😂"
23	ArtemSV	10	"How fucking sad and pathetic😂"
24	Julie	9	"I just thinks it so hilarious 😂"
25	EBR	9	"And equal lefts, Selina :)"
26	PascaI-Montana	8	":patrickseaweeddance:"
27	bovary	8	"Brilliant, they wete such a masterpiece like Heard it through the grapevine 🤣"
28	RLD_Records	7	"kid-a was adamant about a 6 month ago that ''Reform will never get in'' 😂"
29	playtime22	7	"Oh taller I thought something else was being talked about 🤣🤣"
30	B-P_JCitipmt	7	"despite confederate tendencies, south has this southern charm to it :)"

#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	hearty	295	"Here"
2	icon	262	"😇"
3	kipper	230	":D"
4	Rebel	145	"No"
5	watty1	141	"😂"
6	t3	137	"Yeah"
7	Milla	135	"😂"
8	smokey69	113	"Yvw"
9	SELINAGUCCII	99	"haha"
10	Emmaa	98	"lol"
11	Julie	97	"OAFS"
12	Evil-Bill	81	"lol*"
13	EBR	74	"lmao"
14	janey	66	"PMSL"
15	SheeEp	60	"LOL"
16	JasonKing	53	"haha"
17	kid-a	52	"sm"
18	ROBSAYZzosiawascool	51	"LOL"
19	livelaughleave	48	"Why?"
20	Kenny	48	"yeah"
21	Phead_in_Crisis_Xo	47	":)"
22	TheWeeknd	45	"nope"
23	StormVuLT	44	". :)"
24	katsumi	44	"nice"
25	play	43	"FFS"
26	TheRealestTee	40	"In"
27	Firefly	40	"lol"
28	PascaI-Montana	39	"YW"
29	Sherry	38	"who"
30	Screamo	37	"Cid"

#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	Rebel	80	<VibesAlive> Rebel: is your face decent though
2	kipper	43	<VibesAlive> kipper: you're on the right track
3	hey	34	<CountDrunkula> Hey, did ICE come for Pascal yet?
4	play	30	<Evil-Bill> Play, you really FUCKED UP, ese.
5	janey	29	<VibesAlive> janey: all your what now
6	bovary	22	<VibesAlive> bovary: also Stornoway
7	Danielle	20	<VibesAlive> Danielle: how about this.. before you sleep
8	Milla	17	<TheRealestTee> Milla, do you even know wtf youre talking about?
9	t3	16	<John_Mayhoff> t3, go ahead and give offense. He deserves it.
10	hearty	15	<StepByStep> hearty, rob is a nonce to rival any muslim grooming gang
11	Emmaa	15	<Hose_for_the_Holidays> Emmaa, if you have a slice between your thighs, liking cock is acceptable.
12	Kenny	12	<Ho-Ho-Hosebag> Kenny, how could you tell the difference between the bird's puss juice and your urine?
13	icon	12	<Hose_for_the_Holidays> Icon, I have a personal question to ask you.
14	Julie	11	<wateo> Julie, use your imagination play the game
15	livelaughleave	9	<VibesAlive> livelaughleave: is that why the colours used to love watermelon?
16	OHMYGOD	8	<Richman> OHMYGOD: you bath once a year
17	giantryan	8	<VibesAlive> giantryan: dooooooooooobie
18	dingo	7	<VibesAlive> dingo: what does click please
19	Style_upon_Style	6	<VibesAlive> Style_upon_Style: he lives a couple streets away
20	Hayley	6	<Evil-Bill> Hayley, you used Tinder before, haven't you?
21	Odin	5	<VibesAlive> Odin: has a cunt but it's old and knackered
22	JasonKing	5	<kipper> JasonKing :D
23	Guantanamo	5	<Baristo> Guantanamo: were you born in cuba
24	smokey69	4	<VibesAlive> smokey69: hearty is a english man
25	GOAT	4	<VibesAlive> GOAT: i showed my feet in that aswell.
26	Fukitol	4	<Baristo> Fukitol: I do not work at baristo
27	cunt	4	<EBR> Cunt, imagine walking into your mother's bedroom and seeing that I' ve got her in a chokehold.
28	VibesAlive	3	<livelaughleave> VibesAlive, that's sure is rich coming from a troll
29	Screamo	3	<Fukitol> Screamo, don't mess with rock chics
30	JenniCricket	3	<Baristo> JenniCricket: you need to sleep

Top 5 shouted nicks!

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	Rebel	1	<C3> rebel!!
2	icon	1	<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon!
3	hey	1	<Jimbob> Hey!
4	dingo	1	<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo!!!!!
5	cunt	1	<cunt> Cunt!

#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	temu-7rings	10	* temu-7rings slaps pascal with a fish
2	play	5	* play HAS NEVER BEEN TURNED DOWN
3	youdontknowwherethefoodis	3	* youdontknowwherethefoodis yawns
4	bitchimeating	3	* bitchimeating yawns
5	squadgoals	2	* squadgoals yawns
6	one-trick-pony	2	* one-trick-pony loves a woman that works hard
7	livelaughleave	2	* livelaughleave yawns
8	VibesAlive	1	* VibesAlive still got it boys
9	UNITY-Ring	1	* UNITY-Ring greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum
10	spank-the-monkey	1	* spank-the-monkey smells a cuban
11	Showtime	1	* Showtime waits to see if lefty leaves
12	Live_Laugh_Hate	1	* Live_Laugh_Hate gets ignore ready
13	JasonKing	1	* JasonKing awaits smokey69 typing a good word about anyone
14	getitrightgetitrightmayne	1	* getitrightgetitrightmayne contemplates expressing something with the right command
15	Buck_Nasty	1	* Buck_Nasty shoves a bundle of fivers down Julie's cleavage
16	Bowling-Shoe-Ugly	1	* Bowling-Shoe-Ugly come get me julie

#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

	Nick	Lines Spoken	Random Quote
1	icon	27	"V your 99.;4% body fat"
2	TDK9	6	"Bangladesh = 100% a shithole"
3	ROBtABBYwishuweredead	6	"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
4	YaddaYaddaYadda	3	"Bangladesh = 100% a shithole"
5	TheRealestTee	3	"It's 100% BR, greatest song ever wrote "
6	temu-7rings	3	"Especially when you've been eating the 100%"
7	PascaI-Montana	3	"4%"
8	livelaughleave	3	"New York was cooked years ago loool as someone with 50% of their family relocated out of NY 30 years ago"
9	ToppaTopTop	2	"Meagh claimed ''99% of people that go to raves take drugs there'' "
10	Sherry	2	"i need your cv and stats"
11	SELINAGUCCII	2	"90% of my mates r white pple"
12	ROBSAYZSAYZOSIA	2	"BOMBSHELL: Almost 90% Of Positive Covid Tests Were FRAUDULENT!"
13	Optical	2	"Cucumbers are 96% water."
14	MissPiggy	2	"ArtemSV right yes of course totally 100% the BEST places to visit as a woman ((sarcasm))"
15	LQQK87	2	"HE'S OFF TO READ THE STATS NOW"
16	Kenny_Krampus	2	"less than 20% of either not chocolate "
17	gockcobbler	2	"4.9% APR Representative* & £1,500 Deposit Contribution*"
18	EBR	2	"UfmsaQeUnoJ6u1GpJqO_-d5wTnk&dib_tag=se&keywords=gearlight+headlamp&qid=1765145302&s... ...prefix=gearlight+head%2Caps%2C188&sr=8-1"
19	Credulone-Chiacchiere	2	"Amazon is nearly as bad. 75% of the stuff sold on Amazon is Chinese manufactured"
20	CheersToYou	2	"YG couldn't afford 0.0003 % of meags mortgages or rent"
21	Yew	1	"other 1% take the drugs before?"
22	YaddaX3	1	"Meaghe= a diagnosed with bipolar disorder, mentally ill, autistic, druggie, junkie, insane chatroom addict, unsightly, masculine, dumbass ex postman, compulsive liar, 100% loser, who's kids are probably in care cause she's an unfit mother"
23	WHITE_POWER	1	"emmaaa the census in 2020 says.. .. Detroit is 77% Black and 10% white, is that accutrate?"
24	TeddyBruckshot	1	"Well if it means Muslims. They are 1% of the USA population, it's very low."
25	T5T74575465GRGT	1	"I do feel how christains protray jesus christ is not 100% accurate down to his skin colour"
26	t3	1	"They start at 1%... and it wouldn't be a problem but their whole goal is to infiltrate and take over"
27	Style_upon_Style	1	"That's one thing 90% of chatters unite on.... disliking that foolish, waste of oxygen, imbecile Kid-a 😄"
28	StormVuLT	1	"83% of Capricorns are insane"
29	something4theehotties	1	"100%"
30	SirDave	1	"answer the @#$%^&*( question lady,lol"

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