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Statistics generated from Thursday 24 Oct 2024 to Wednesday 30 Oct 2024
487 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period

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#kisschat.co.uk hourly stats

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Long term statistics - two month sections

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Total: 5588450 lines
Estimated number of lines for current section: 429271 lines

Top week: 14 Aug-20 Aug 2022 - 66278 lines



Big Numbers

DaveHandbrake liked talking about themself - 82 descriptions altogether.
Sample:
 26 Oct 22:48 * DaveHandbrake SORRY BUT FUCK OFF
ItsAsh was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 38% of lines contained questions.

freakshow didn't know that much either. 25% of lines were questions.

icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 33 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).

freakshow also chatted to themselve 21 times.

jane had a sticky shift button - wrote 758 lines in CAPS.
Sample:
 28 Oct 18:39 <jane> YES YOU ICON
Channel activity peak: 23 people were active on 28 Oct 2024 22:00 - 23:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 Kavakava, _ax, flatearther, missymoo, ann, cinema-paradiso, RunWithTheFox, MikeTard24, play, Jacobs, Milla, OnPoint, MisterHateRSVP, kid-a, Bluto, Iefty, cumballs, BlacksAreMonkeys, Kenny, BLACK_PANTHER, MichaelMyers, dumani, Showtime
MikeTard24 didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 66 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 32 letters/line)

People with the most nicknames (still haven't found the best one, T5T3897498378934...)
T5T38974983789344 Nicks T5T3897498378934(72%), T5T46754563(17%), T5T3763767864(6.4%), T5T437676476(3.0%)
freakshow4 Nicks freakshow(93%), freakshow_(3.6%), _freakshow(2.3%), freakshow`(0.6%)
watty43 Nicks watty4(86%), watty5(12%), watty1(2.0%)
Jonnie3 Nicks Jonnie(98%), Jonnie38(0.8%), Jonnie98(0.8%)
Karen3 Nicks Karen(96%), Karen96(1.7%), Karen43(1.7%)



Top 200 nicks

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 DaveHandbrake 3058 "Have you forgotten you were caught red handed as happyjulie48 begging
for people to be nice to you"
2 freakshow 2906 "Dave i'm not going to warn u again .......................................fuck odd
or feel the full wrath of freak"
3 icon 2709 "Oh fat Peter you want gym selfies ???"
4 play 2114 "SELINA LOVES TRUMP MORE EVERYDAY"
5 MikeTard24 1993 "punch that screen hard"
6 Sherry 1330 "someone gave him a dog its names cilla lol"
7 missymoo 1328 "Rude going when I get here lol"
8 Milla 1246 " Any right hands ??"
9 HammerTimePheadXo 1163 "watty2 <--------------- you're tearing your liver apart, drunk loser"
10 kid-a 1033 " i never know all those actors"
11 jane 873 "OPS I BURPED THEN SORRY"
12 Vance 587 "if the grapes are sour"
13 GYM 560 "He's 6'5 .....wide belly like a barrel of ale"
14 Roberto-Baggio 547 "Sheep think before you abuse"
15 dragon-lights-reno 520 "$25 or more a pound"
16 Jonnie 505 "Alonee gots a cold it could turn into Amonya"
17 commas-on-commas-nevada 488 "You sound like a boomer"
18 Iefty 453 "no meag lefty is just carefull who he gives pics too"
19 Evil-Bill 449 "The wonders of hair dye."
20 Marty 443 "Bless you for trying though"
21 GRiLLo 442 "in fact any woman who rejects you is perfectly sane"
22 Cg 413 "No  dont believe i have"
23 Ballymor 411 "freakshow who is getting destrpyed"
24 Marcus-Aurelius 408 "Jonnie Is the credit to Southern California"
25 BP 403 "suppose he does, then what? we gonna make a story out of it !!!!!"
26 RunWithTheFox 397 "kid-a is a rescpectably"
27 P_Diddler 385 "nah the conservative are nearly as bad as labour"
28 ROBOOOOSAYZ 379 "MY MATERIAL FUNNIER THAN HERS"
29 TheInvincibleOne 374 "i couldnt give a shit about you or your pathetic lifes"
30 nurp 369 "karen smack ur titties  wots  my  name"
31 binman 367 "Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/3d47f499e1459f25d59c5a...
...c0b5c62dca/Meaghedelic%20MAN.jpg
"
32 Karen 345 "I voted early too mista"
33 watty4 342 "Wish there was more chatters like me then this chat would be great
👍"
34 Julius-Caesar 340 "On transgender issues"
35 SirPeanut 337 "freakshow still chatting up a man jess aka icon what a drunken fool
he is"
36 Khandi 330 "I hope you've learned a valid lesson today"
37 Northy 327 "no i prefer the sport"
38 Wombatman 325 "No, it's called "Intelligence quotient" because it divides what
a person can rapidly learn from what a person cannot rapidly learn.
"Quotient" is the answer to a division problem. "
39 commas-in-place-nevada 305 "Vance, I run an IRC client on my phone"
40 SheeEp 304 "was just fussing it the other day and it decided to take chunks out of
me arm lol"
41 Danielle 302 "She was in a Netflix film that was good"
42 Jesus-of-Nazareth 300 "And sensational weasel"
43 T5T3897498378934 297 "ICON gets drunk on MILK"
44 cyberJason 284 "sure does sound like a man"
45 MrNice 281 "chipmunk I'm not a muslim"
46 RegiBaby 267 "dont judge me by your standard biddy ol cunt jane"
47 rake-it-up-nevada 254 "Lol time for the hot tub"
48 Excess 249 "Fear not, my lord. Your servant shall do so. They exit. Act 1, scene
2. Act 2, scene 2. In A Midsummer Night's Dream, Shakespeare stages
the workings of love. Theseus and …"
49 Apple 247 "ROB A NATURAL BORN SH-T AS-"
50 Peanut 243 "maybe they have all gone to fight for the ukraine"
51 ROBSEROASSAYZ 228 "INBREEDING: Ashkenazi Jews descended from just 350 people, study
finds: “everyone is a 30th cousin”"
52 seed 227 "IAM TYPING TO DAVE PM OKS"
53 Screamo 227 "ignore people in here they only make up shit"
54 Pascal-Montana 221 "Go to bed you think everybody's pascal"
55 Mercurial 216 "jane, why do you type in caps you demented biddy?"
56 absent 216 "its good for your soul kid"
57 Tommasso 209 "MikeTard24 i want to wake up but i dont know what it means and thats
me being honest"
58 michelle_wwe 209 "my bf  been to prison 4 times"
59 flatearther 208 "no no MikeTard24 history is good"
60 BailsOut 199 "arent pm's a direct link between users devices anyway"
61 SELINAGUCCI 195 "i have turned down a few invites from lesbians "
62 Showtime 192 "them popeye arms tho"
63 DFR 192 "Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/e4167bd63e59ec1302e21...
...b297ca87acb/Avocado-AKA-Ray-Burger-Hodges.jpg
"
64 blenders-nevada 192 "He takes it then comes into chat trying to get sexual with people 59
years younger than him"
65 UncleLuke 178 "get the fuck out and never return"
66 PenisTimePheadXo 175 "You should try modaling regi"
67 lonegunman 169 "i liked it when the Ukrainians came here"
68 ICON-GIN-TIME 165 "And then got battered by that weirdo Russian dancer she married"
69 Chipmunk 165 "jess do you think Milla will let me see her naked"
70 ROBOOSAYZ 161 "JESS COULDNT BEAR THE THE THOUGHT OF ME LEAVING"
71 Nick58 160 "Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/bfadba5b7701960e334134...
...2c04914d1e/Untitled.jpg
"
72 ROBEASAYSAYZ 157 "NITE WATTY4 FAT JEW"
73 Jammz 156 "I'm a Mormon, but a badboy Mormon"
74 ROBOCOPSAYZ 155 "Tulsi would make a good woman President. Way better than the laughing
hyena."
75 JenniCricket 150 "Cakes now if u quit drinking you'll lose weight and be more heart healthy"
76 Sharkboy 139 "why was your testes on fire"
77 Sau 139 "do yer forearms ever get in the way Milla?"
78 SensHandbroke 138 "he thought play was icon dave did"
79 MongCake 136 "cuyahosebag are you gay"
80 huncho-hundos-nevada 136 "You probably live in one too"
81 lex123 130 "hospotals have fucking heroin"
82 TheGreatOne 126 "pascal...biden was president AFTER trump"
83 FreeSpirit 126 "lex123 could be the next diane abbott"
84 Semper 120 "when there's no coloureds around, marty will go for the next best thing"
85 jimboy-tacos-nevada 120 "Why don't you shut your ******* mouth you wanna be jesus"
86 Mr-McMahon 119 "GYM was banned once for posting bestiality images last year"
87 ItsAsh 117 "Yeah that’s probably true haha"
88 Far-Right 117 "mohammed would have liked Harris"
89 Outaker 112 "freakshow keep pushing that self-destruct button mate"
90 maggiemay2 112 "jill sieun is the only human being in the running"
91 Lewisham_Mcdeez 110 "I like Brixton though"
92 BlacksAreMonkeys 110 "despite making up only 13% of London’s total population, black Londoners
account for 45% of London’s knife murder victims, 61% of knife murder
perpetrators and 53% of knife crime perpetrators."
93 Marx 109 "https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7xkW7rWjG2Y"
94 boobs 107 "dont try and be funny  again coz ur a bit crap"
95 MrSpacely 104 "halloween is the one day of the year I can go out without a mask and
still blend in completely"
96 ROBbacksayz 103 "SHOUT OUT TO AL THE CHATTERS"
97 Sons 102 "Well this mansion is a prison"
98 Hardman-Alan-Banker 101 "Here's Sydney Campbell the bus king"
99 Cuyahosebag 99 "No one knows better than Phead how cockroaches think."
100 norb 97 "om being attacked by stupid people"
101 tanc8 91 "his insults tend to be repetitive"
102 MrPurple 91 "Dave likes the red balls more than the blue balls "
103 Cranberry 91 "IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE !!"
104 timber 89 "yes its Milla surname"
105 MrBeige 89 "pinkie is on there too"
106 InToTomorrow 89 "you can tell it's icon in the things jess says"
107 RegisteredName 88 "Chipmunk = froggie the nonce"
108 Tranquility 86 "jess ever been taken by a penis so large it gives you a sciatic orgasm?"
109 timmy 86 "i ate whole chiken leg b4"
110 snowfall 84 "what did he chat about jess?"
111 amnesia 83 "when archaeologists discover wattys bones in the future they'll think
he was a retarded midget"
112 ROBSUNNYSAYZ 82 "HARRIS WILL WIN NO MATTER WHAT."
113 LolaRose 81 "Can't believe my dad is so thick"
114 Jacobs 81 "I just wanted to say hi"
115 Skullcrusher 79 "like it's 1990 ok then"
116 La-Haine 75 "To I've had the time of my life"
117 Janedoe 72 "ICON SO OBSESSED WITH SHERRY !! GEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
118 _ax 71 "will go on a diet after Christmas"
119 ROBOSAYZ 70 "FREAK TRYING T GET INTO TABBYS UNDIES"
120 Raylan-Givens 70 "Pascal, what wine would you pair with baked beans and fried luncheon
meat?"
121 distantfurore92 70 "it's not for me to judge you jess"
122 Lianne 66 "you couldnt get it up for your wife"
123 Frank-Rizzo 66 "I should have used some P Diddy references on TOTE"
124 Licano000- 62 "so here's an educational video for you"
125 ROBSSSSAYZ 61 "NAME...FUK UR SISSTER"
126 happyjulieu48 61 "My Chicago bears lost"
127 ceefax 59 "that's called a fivehead glow"
128 boo 58 "im a steak ur a stupid fish and chips"
129 summer-wind 57 "This is one helluva autistic triumvirate"
130 hotrod 57 "Pascal-Montana (webchat@jji.n4g.3.31.IP) has left (Ping timeout: 120
seconds)"
131 dorg 57 "Mod do poo poo on carpets"
132 SleepyRegi 55 "kennys only 5 foot i heard"
133 cinema-paradiso 55 "they have the makings of a great potboiler, Mikey"
134 Kingdom-of-Heaven 54 "Did you know back in Roman times horses were over 9 feet tall?"
135 Quarrelsome 53 "and after I've battered missymoo, I'm gonna slap up Sherry too"
136 Avocado 51 "Mike Retardogomedov lol"
137 Piper 49 "Yea that’s good planning for TRUMPY"
138 muzz 49 "you a pole dancer Vance ?"
139 monty 49 "kid-a would get fukked in blantyre"
140 JULIE 48 "Raglan fuck off you silly little child"
141 ChatDaddy 48 "Remember pascal is a drunken jobless bullshitting nonce"
142 SENS 47 "SAVES ON WEARING GLASSES"
143 LeeBowyer 47 "I'll put my right hand through your heads."
144 Drumsound 47 "who would want to stalk kenny"
145 DaveHandbrakey 47 "Yes pm my name is Dave Hannah"
146 Baklava 47 "Pissed out his nut last night as Janet, Kim and Alan Bunker went trick
or treating"
147 bloo 46 "u collected my rubbish today"
148 s8 45 "24/ 7 in chat JOBLESS-ICON  posting fictitious links and cloning others"
149 CGritz 45 "are you sure about that?"
150 iconic 44 "Vance xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
151 DEMON 42 "If I am part of a university I have to follow certain rules and regulations
, I cannot say its my own choice"
152 SLEW_DEM 41 "45% white in 2020 it says here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada#Dem...
...ographics
"
153 ROBRELOADSAYZ 40 "we killed this roon dave"
154 hemp 40 "Wattyl big Name in here with freakshow"
155 dumani 40 "you never naswered my question from earlier"
156 wattythelegend 39 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
157 Sourdough 39 "Here's Kid AA senile Sydney Campbell the fat benefits fraud living with
his mummy who's 96"
158 Cuyahosebag_PLC 39 "This Paki immigrant lives in a broom closet and gets paid minimum wage
working for a low-rent Toronto personal injury lawyer. He pumps himself
up with fantasies of being rich, cute, and beloved. Totally pathetic."
159 missymooo 38 "Just think hes not used to being handled"
160 Speedqueen 37 "Dave you sound to much like icon"
161 BigDave 37 "The beat of Love Supreme is cracking"
162 Un-bel-homme 36 "What's your favourite song?"
163 quavers 36 "TheInvincibleOne 412 jabs to the chin, you die"
164 ftd 36 "If you means icon it's James"
165 excelsior 36 "milla is a tepid mess"
166 crumbs 35 "atleast he didnt die hungry"
167 JenniWeedWhore 33 "gay paki get banish or beaten to death"
168 Beehive 33 "Icon why turn into a dirty dog ?"
169 slimybean 31 "What's a cunt waffle"
170 Psychiatrist 31 "💊"
171 gs 31 "Shasta has got a club foot"
172 GloomySkies 31 "Your right tgo one did just join lol"
173 EviI-BilI 31 "hot sex helps, Cg, just sayin'"
174 x9 30 "Stop fucking logging in under two names at the same time. I might leave
you alone"
175 SunCity 30 "I don't want them here. Big up Douglas Murray https://youtu.be/q9HuflNw...
...qiA?feature=shared
"
176 Shasta 30 "Icon known as mr fart"
177 Pineapple 30 "GTO ANOTHER MR USE TO BE"
178 MaryJBlige 30 "brb"
179 Catalog 30 "USE TO BE LOADED . SOMETHING MADE THIS PLACE TURN DEAD"
180 Cannoli 30 "What a shower of cunts"
181 SharkMajor 28 "blenders-nevada shag him then"
182 iconicCEO 28 "Number 1 in the sharts"
183 TOTE 27 "you have no idea who I am"
184 PascaI-Montana 27 "You idiotic gullible moron"
185 o 27 "no one cares about me"
186 Name6983 27 "this is all too retarded"
187 Rig 26 "now off you go and lick some windows"
188 pascal_mombasa 26 "Breathe in natural air"
189 February-On-A-Bitch 26 "https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAONxUVu2XK/?igsh=MWlnMjU2cGdzN...
...DNiOQ==
"
190 death-valley-nevada 26 "What's understood doesn't need to be explained"
191 ROBDORERSAYZ 25 "OR ILL TEEL YOUR FATHER ON YOU"
192 mountigneous 25 "jess, you're a cunt. get off the screen"
193 ggl 25 "Wot a life aye smacked off ya tits from 7am and ranting in chat for 8
hours loool"
194 denko 25 "nice to see a good looking man at the top"
195 BedsitHandbrake 25 "Gets timber to massage my moobies"
196 Jerzei_balowski 24 "Therefore there are two Paul baileys within his one bald head"
197 Pablo-Gonzalez 23 "Uno, dos, tres, cuatro"
198 Hardman-Perry 23 "Uploaded file: https://kiwiirc.hybridirc.com/files/3453d30fa7758af404c273...
...dadd7b70c7/IMG_7803.jpeg
"
199 hxv 22 "Apple lives in a smelly trailer with poo smeared up the walls"
200 HARD 22 "I will expose you pedo , you will be beaten up by your neighbours"

They just didn't make it to the Top 200
TranquiIity (21) Spud (21) ROBALEXSAYZ (21) MichaelMyers (21) GRiLLoHandbrake (21) ALL_GUNS_BLAZING (21)
OnPoint (20) Newman (20) BLACK_PANTHER (20) tarmac (19) Marciano (19) cumballs (19)
Tootsie67 (18) SherryHandbrake (18) Rihannaaaa (18) Itchy_and_Scratchy (18) DontMindMe (18) wanton (17)
Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx (17) Iwantcock (17) HastagMF (17) Davids (17) Christopher-Columbus (17) Cake (17)
timberger (16) The_Three_Splooges (16) ROCK-AND-TROLL (16) nooooooooo (16) Kid-AA (16) Anus_and_Andy (16)
R2D2wherethefuckareyou (15) orp (15) MisterHateRSVP (15) Bluto (15) whoru (14) PheadWithTeaXo (14)
MilIa (14) Mark-Levin (14) Hammer_Time_Douchebag (14) BaLL0ON (14) Wing_commander (13) Whatever (13)
typhoon (13) Rabbits (13) Koogy (13) Jacobss (13) Fukitol (13) El_Sacco_Manguera (13)
Tarzan (12) SecretAgent (12) rollinRock (12) nine0nine (12) Kenny (12) DanieIle (12)
Dani (12) Turkeyshoot (11) Masta (11) ann (11) Ade (11) Victor (10)
Timetunnel (10) Sav (10) PrinceAndrew (10) Ninja-Billy (10) Mod (10) lk (10)
JeSTeR (10) Dxve (10) Crackhead_Don (10) Boston (10) BallzOnFire (10) Astra (10)
zos_ (9) ukguy44 (9) scotsgirl (9) ROBASSLOADSAYZ (9) Lisa2009 (9) jacob (9)
Gay_Paul_bailey (9) ffd (9) champion (9) babybatxo (9) ant35 (9) unbaked (8)
missmoo (8) Kavakava (8) kangal (8) Ieftus (8) gsgsgz (8) Flirt-Kiss (8)
EddieHitler (8) up-de-baum (7) sugarbabymeg (7) SpliffHandbrake (7) Obese-Sherry (7) Lufclad (7)
LucyLetby (7) GrandadHandbrake (7) GFSjabe (7) Freaksshow (7) Eddy (7) ddannybbs (7)
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83 other nicks just watched other people talk...



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1MikeTard24 - 568
DaveHandbrake - 944
icon - 2055
DaveHandbrake - 1153
2Milla - 453
Sherry - 719
play - 943
play - 1040
3freakshow - 379
freakshow - 566
freakshow - 926
freakshow - 1035
4Jonnie - 334
GYM - 560
DaveHandbrake - 714
jane - 783
5Marty - 328
MikeTard24 - 470
missymoo - 639
Roberto-Baggio - 547
6TheInvincibleOne - 295
missymoo - 361
Sherry - 611
MikeTard24 - 538
7HammerTimePheadXo - 286
Milla - 333
MikeTard24 - 417
kid-a - 521
8DaveHandbrake - 247
Wombatman - 325
Vance - 376
HammerTimePheadXo - 519
9SirPeanut - 229
Northy - 295
GRiLLo - 360
icon - 433
10UncleLuke - 178
kid-a - 288
HammerTimePheadXo - 358
Marcus-Aurelius - 408

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

1/2024 - 10/2024

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1 (0.3%)
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2 (0.7%)
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15 (4.9%)
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61 (20%)
 6000..7999
144 (47%)
 4000..5999
72 (24%)
 2000..3999
8 (2.6%)
 1..1999
1 (0.3%)

2024

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Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 ChipmunkMilla 1 DaveHandbraketimmy
2 SirPeanutfreakshow 2 DaveHandbrakeSherry
3 MikeTard24Milla 3 DaveHandbrakefreakshow
4 ChipmunkMrNice 4 Sherryfreakshow
5 Lewisham_McdeezMarty 5 MikeTard24timber
6 MillaRegisteredName 6 MikeTard24Milla
7 HammerTimePheadXoMrNice 7 timberMilla
8 MillaSau 8 NorthySherry
9 MillaItsAsh 9 DaveHandbrakemissymoo
10 MartyShowtime 10 PeanutSherry
11 Martyjimboy-tacos-nevada 11 Marxfreakshow
12 MartyBP 12 Sherrymissymoo
13 HammerTimePheadXofreakshow 13 ICON-GIN-TIMEmichelle_wwe
14 freakshowDaveHandbrake 14 Mr-McMahonmichelle_wwe
15 MillaMrNice 15 AppleROBOCOPSAYZ
16 MartySirPeanut 16 KhandiSherry
17 MartyPenisTimePheadXo 17 DaveHandbrakeMikeTard24
18 MikeTard24absent 18 ROBOOSAYZtimmy
19 JammzMarty 19 Sherryicon
20 Millaexcelsior 20 Applehxv


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 iconplay 1 kid-aplay
2 iconGYM 2 playDaveHandbrake
3 iconDaveHandbrake 3 iconjane
4 HammerTimePheadXoVance 4 Millaplay
5 Sherrymissymoo 5 DaveHandbrakefreakshow
6 MikeTard24icon 6 Karenplay
7 GRiLLoicon 7 DaveHandbraketimmy
8 freakshowplay 8 RunWithTheFoxplay
9 Sherryicon 9 Roberto-Baggioplay
10 DaveHandbrakefreakshow 10 DaveHandbrakejane
11 Sherryfreakshow 11 JammzMarty
12 RegiBabyScreamo 12 SENSplay
13 DaveHandbraketimmy 13 DaveHandbrakeRunWithTheFox
14 Karenplay 14 HammerTimePheadXokid-a
15 freakshowmissymoo 15 BPDaveHandbrake
16 DaveHandbrakeSherry 16 iconplay
17 MikeTard24Tommasso 17 Roberto-Baggionurp
18 iconmissymoo 18 nurpjane
19 GRiLLoHammerTimePheadXo 19 BallymorP_Diddler
20 HammerTimePheadXoSherry 20 MikeTard24Milla



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Karen  7
  100%
2 GRiLLo  7
  100%
3 Danielle  7
  100%
4 Sherry  7
  100%
5 missymoo  7
  100%
6 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
7 Cg  7
  100%
8 maggiemay2  7
  100%
9 happyjulieu48  7
  100%
10 Iefty  7
  100%
11 Northy  7
  100%
12 kid-a  7
  100%
13 HammerTimePheadXo  7
  100%
14 icon  7
  100%
15 jane  7
  100%
16 play  7
  100%
17 Peanut  7
  100%
18 DaveHandbrake  7
  100%
19 freakshow  6
  86%
20 SheeEp  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 kid-a  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
2 HammerTimePheadXo  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
3 Iefty  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
4 Northy  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
5 icon  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
6 Peanut  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
7 DaveHandbrake  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
8 jane  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
9 play  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
10 Danielle  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
11 Sherry  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
12 Karen  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
13 GRiLLo  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
14 missymoo  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
15 maggiemay2  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
16 happyjulieu48  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
17 TheGreatOne  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
18 Cg  7 24 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 7 days active
19 SheeEp  6 25 Oct - 30 Oct 2024
  Currently 6 days active
20 Khandi  5 24 Oct - 28 Oct 2024
  Last active 2 days ago (28 Oct 2024)




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
48.. 9 MikeTard24(66.3), TheGreatOne(55.1), Hardman-Alan-Banker(51.8), H...
45..47 2 ItsAsh(47.8), ROBOOSAYZ(45.4)
42..44 4 BailsOut(44.2), BP(42.6), MrNice(42.2), Chipmunk(42.1)
39..41 8 Jesus-of-Nazareth(41.7), DaveHandbrake(41.1), SheeEp(40.6), Outak...
36..38 2 absent(38.0), Marx(36.1)
33..35 14 commas-in-place-nevada(35.6), DFR(35.1), Jammz(34.8), Tommasso(...
30..32 8 commas-on-commas-nevada(32.0), Peanut(31.9), P_Diddler(31.3), dra...
27..29 12 Screamo(29.7), play(29.7), kid-a(29.5), boobs(29.3), RegiBaby(28.6), r...
24..26 18 JenniCricket(26.9), Apple(26.8), nurp(26.5), Marty(26.5), PenisTimePhe...
21..23 11 Sau(23.6), cyberJason(23.5), MrSpacely(22.7), SensHandbroke(22.6),...
..20 10 FreeSpirit(20.8), Showtime(20.8), Jonnie(20.0), ROBOCOPSAYZ(19.6)...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words

Count Word Last used by At
2576 "that" DaveHandbrake 30 Oct 23:49
1566 "your" MikeTard24 30 Oct 23:56
1536 "with" play 30 Oct 23:50
1520 "have" DaveHandbrake 30 Oct 23:49
1351 "like" DaveHandbrake 30 Oct 23:53
1150 "here" Mercurial 30 Oct 23:19
1108 "they" DaveHandbrake 30 Oct 23:50
1102 "Dave" MikeTard24 30 Oct 23:54
1022 "Jess" freakshow 30 Oct 20:08
1009 "will" DaveHandbrake 30 Oct 23:51


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
973 "icon" hotrod 30 Oct 19:53
573 "play" MikeTard24 30 Oct 23:49
531 "freakshow" DaveHandbrake 30 Oct 23:57
443 "Milla" play 30 Oct 14:46
438 "Sherry" freakshow 30 Oct 17:17


The most words that no-one else uses
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
147 DaveHandbrake "panic"(11), "Clark"(6), "timy"(3), "styles"(9), "Smackhead"(15), "demented"(9),
"Spanish"(4), "happyjulie"(11), "chippenham"(11), "cocktail"(3), "POINTING"(3),
"partners"(3), "happyjulie48"(39), "micropenis"(8), "chemicals"(4), "transexual"(3),
"smackheads"(3), "UNDERARMOUR"(5), "crossdressing"(6), "SensHandbroke "(3)
117 MikeTard24 "groovy"(20), "ufos"(4), "d⃣"(3), "n⃣"(3), "T⃣"(3), "moui"(3), "shoop"(5), "̲̅H"(3),
"outlaw"(5), "Grunge"(5), "binges"(5), "Cackling"(7), "comform"(4), "honesty"(4),
"screwed"(3), "officers"(5), "establishment"(19), "nevermind"(4), "expression"(5),
"commonsense"(3)
58 play "fffs"(4), "arts"(3), "Alec"(3), "pulp"(3), "hrad"(3), "negro"(4), "rapist"(7), "liffe"(3),
"SSENSS"(4), "misfit"(3), "thyroid"(4), "dumbest"(4), "beamers"(3), "dave/icon"(7),
"anything "(3), "vaccinated"(3), "yerrrrrrrrrr"(4), "YERRRRRRRRRRR"(4),
"cuteduckiebop"(4), "patrickseaweeddance"(5)
58 icon "skid"(5), "vest"(5), "pints"(6), "HIPPO"(5), "Crete"(3), "WEIGH"(3), "powered"(8),
"shaven"(5), "pushes"(4), "custom"(4), "saloon"(3), "pizzas"(3), "remand"(3), "Adjusts"(3),
"nuttier"(3), "reported"(4), "XOXOXOXO"(4), "profiles"(3), "Reverses"(3),
"granddaughter"(3)
53 HammerTimePheadXo "~waves"(12), "prep"(3), "Sarah"(4), "binge"(4), "intense"(9), "Henson"(5), "remove"(3),
"TRUMPY"(3), "her. "(5), "arrives"(3), "mirrors"(3), "assorted"(6), "products"(3),
"migrants"(3), "landslide"(5), "Childhood"(4), "restaurant"(4), "administer"(3),
"self-hating"(4), "drug-addicted"(8)
49 Milla " :D"(30), "Usyk"(5), " im"(4), " Sau"(6), " Get"(5), " Jane"(4), "Dublin"(4),
"spinach"(7), "Hitman"(3), " Stop"(3), "ahahha"(3), "server"(3), "You’re"(8),
"Let’s"(5), "D.Trump"(6), "Barking"(3), " Excess"(3), "Please "(3), "orchestra"(3),
" Avocado"(3)
49 Sherry "khan"(6), "kettle"(10), "heel"(4), "hunni"(7), "fuel"(3), "snip"(3), "fags"(3), "yoker"(5),
"Misha"(5), "wifey"(4), "safer"(3), "wimpy"(3), "hiself"(6), "remote"(5), "singed"(3),
"bastid"(3), "nutters"(4), "bollock"(3), "LICKERS"(3), "breakin"(3)
42 freakshow "morb"(5), "nowe"(4), "sway"(3), "dots"(3), "shine"(4), "decided"(7), "serial"(3),
"FUKING"(3), "surname"(5), "accused"(5), "kissing"(5), "SPOTTED"(4), "changer"(4),
"fishing"(4), "piscall"(3), "persist"(3), "confident"(8), "expected"(5), "dawnstar"(3),
"wherever"(3)
26 kid-a " that"(14), " Hi"(7), " ah"(3), "magg"(3), " one"(5), " yea"(5), "Smith"(4), "fairy"(3),
" can"(3), "tattoos"(8), "dollar"(4), " pasc"(3), " great"(4), " trump"(4), "handles"(3),
" there"(3), "childish"(3), "enjoying"(3), "hurricane"(3), "apostrophes"(4)
21 GRiLLo "Bono"(4), "geek"(4), "Dylan"(3), "mong "(3), "Ontario"(6), "Toronto"(5), "Savagee"(3),
"earning"(3), "Dolores"(3), "contains"(4), "pandemic"(3), "reducing"(3), "defendant"(4),
"Freelance"(3), "imagined”"(3), "coronavirus"(3), "Chippenham "(3),
"self-employed"(3), "Griffin-McGill"(5), "“experienced"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
47 icon and GYM "rays"(16), "Hodges"(30), "Earl"(8), "Combe"(10), "dung"(5), "xxxxxxxxx"(104),
"armour"(8), "Senile"(7), "bedroom"(9), "Vivian"(5), "Wi-Fi"(3), "litres"(3),
"xxxxxxxxxxxx"(58), "recluse"(5), "Wiltshire"(11), "nearest"(3), "smoothies"(4),
"Broadmoor"(3), "Parkhurst"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(30)
37 DaveHandbrake and MikeTard24 "noon"(3), "sloth"(5), "legacy"(8), "hefty"(4), "reddit"(6), "rhymes"(5), "exodus"(4),
"Victim"(4), "somewhere"(12), "extent"(3), "predict"(5), "BLESSED"(5), "juvenile"(8),
"silence"(4), "sinking"(3), "sunbathe"(3), "technically"(10), "followers"(4), "tolerance"(3),
"impressive"(6)
36 DaveHandbrake and freakshow "gayboy"(22), "ghost"(11), "warn"(5), "swiy"(3), "Thts"(3), "lasts"(4), "faith"(3), "blpwf"(3),
"meltdown"(10), "pasted"(4), "cloned"(3), "ulikwe"(3), "scores"(3), "bizarre"(5),
"foolish"(5), "napoleon"(5), "resident"(4), "Westerfield"(10), "associate"(3), "flustered"(3)
27 DaveHandbrake and kid-a "gigs"(12), "envy"(5), "rapid"(7), "cooper"(8), "noted"(4), "Birthday"(10), "direct"(4),
"guessed"(4), "requires"(7), "visiting"(5), "maintain"(4), "Engaging"(4), "WEDDINGS"(4),
"Billionaire"(12), "Musicians"(3), "playground"(5), "attempting"(5), "appropriate"(6),
"vocabularys"(4), "frustration"(3)
21 DaveHandbrake and icon "Data"(13), "poppet"(12), "fraud"(6), "cases"(5), "drums"(4), "plastic"(9), "boobies"(8),
"mocking"(6), "weighs"(3), "dealers"(4), "cracking"(6), "suspect"(3), "ANTIQUES"(4),
"consists"(4), "simpleton"(7), "Breakdown"(7), "homework"(4), "oblivious"(6),
"Victorian"(3), "professional"(7)
20 Milla and kid-a " lmao"(22), " hey"(12), " ok"(8), "jazz"(6), " omg"(9), " yes"(9), " me"(3), " an"(3),
" are"(6), " old"(5), "tunes"(4), " Gosh"(4), "actors"(3), " take"(3), "pilates"(4),
"singers"(4), " never"(4), "library"(3), " right"(3), " Timmy"(3)
19 DaveHandbrake and play "Tramp"(24), "tranny"(24), "itss"(7), "cuts"(6), "Davicon"(12), "puppy"(5), "stray"(5),
"sized"(4), "liars"(4), "lacks"(3), "nippy"(3), "Agenda"(5), "weapon"(4), "disease"(4),
"Victory"(4), "Billionaires"(18), "BLOCKING"(3), "perverts"(3), "menopausal"(3)
17 MikeTard24 and Roberto-Baggio "beds"(5), "Harsh"(6), "flow"(3), "sorta"(4), "regime"(6), "compared"(10), "federal"(6),
"Pelosi"(3), "compare"(5), "fairies"(5), "propaganda"(13), "citizens"(6), "agencies"(4),
"PERMANENT"(4), "corruption"(7), "eventually"(6), "institutions"(7)
16 play and MikeTard24 "colors"(16), "ffor"(6), "thus"(6), "toll"(5), "RUMP"(4), "theyre"(10), "wasa"(3), "felon"(6),
"costs"(6), "liberal"(11), "chong"(5), "leftist"(10), "multi"(3), "Cringe"(4), "yankee"(3),
"afterall"(3)
16 freakshow and MikeTard24 "nite"(12), "details"(15), "fees"(4), "lime"(3), "access"(9), "hust"(3), "patch"(5), "intro"(3),
"SPOOKY"(5), "project"(7), "Valley"(4), "longest"(6), "teaching"(4), "universe"(3),
"situation"(5), "complicated"(4)




#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 HammerTimePheadXo  170 "<<< a chick magnet is what I am :)"
2 icon  153 "😆😆😆😆😆😆"
3 P_Diddler  149 "haha the weird freaks are gonna go to jail :D"
4 watty4  100 "Works every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
5 Milla  94 " Oh, I love my Bitcoints tho ;)"
6 TheInvincibleOne  69 "😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆"
7 missymoo  64 "Have fun mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
8 GYM  49 "😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆"
9 SheeEp  41 "if something has eyes, it can see - end of story really :)"
10 RegiBaby  31 "🤣"
11 MrNice  27 "I never thought anyone could rival icon in that way. But then you appeared 😂"
12 Iefty  24 "😉"
13 Skullcrusher  23 "dave will be happy with the nutritional content :D"
14 BP  17 "help me understand Dave :)"
15 wattythelegend  13 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
16 SleepyRegi  13 "bit you know 😂"
17 ChatDaddy  12 "That’s turkey owned 🤣"
18 Hardman-Alan-Banker  11 "😆😆😆😆😆😆"
19 Outaker  10 "no matter how ugly or old they are 😅"
20 rake-it-up-nevada  8 "😂"
21 Karen  8 "Freaky 🤗"
22 GloomySkies  8 "🤣"
23 ggl  8 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
24 gs  6 "😆😆😆😆😆😆"
25 DFR  6 "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂"
26 Lufclad  5 "Dave has being completely mind fucked he thinks we’re all Timothy 😀😀"
27 hemp  5 "Mind fuck 😐"
28 February-On-A-Bitch  5 "😂"
29 dragon-lights-reno  5 "😂😂😂"
30 Danielle  5 "lol @ typing in tongues 😂"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 freakshow  279 "lmao"
2 icon  182 "🦾"
3 DaveHandbrake  129 "LOL"
4 MikeTard24  124 "ikr"
5 Milla  110 " :S"
6 HammerTimePheadXo  91 ":)"
7 Sherry  88 "gm p"
8 jane  79 "OKS"
9 missymoo  68 "Lol"
10 TheInvincibleOne  65 "💪"
11 dragon-lights-reno  63 "Lol"
12 watty4  60 "🤣"
13 commas-on-commas-nevada  59 "God"
14 kid-a  55 "Lol"
15 ROBOOOOSAYZ  50 "DAVE"
16 P_Diddler  46 ":D"
17 Iefty  46 "🤣"
18 GYM  43 "🦾"
19 Cg  41 "ahh"
20 Karen  37 "Lol"
21 rake-it-up-nevada  36 "Ya"
22 Khandi  36 "lol"
23 Evil-Bill  36 "lmao"
24 Jonnie  35 "niga"
25 ROBSEROASSAYZ  34 "LOL"
26 play  33 "your"
27 binman  33 "play"
28 Roberto-Baggio  30 "xx"
29 Vance  29 "ok"
30 seed  29 "no"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 freakshow  30 <La-Haine> freakshow, have you ever been frightened on a fun fair ghost train?
2 icon  18 <Raylan-Givens> Icon, why is there no separation between chin, jaw and neck?
3 Milla  16 <RegisteredName> milla, in the mirror, you looked fatter than toon
4 Screamo  11 <RegiBaby> screamo, never been kissed…. Wonder why
5 play  11 <Bluto> Play, I hope you realize you are wasting what little breath you have
left trying to convince to vote for that bottle-blonde-haired cunt.
6 SirPeanut  10 <HARD> SirPeanut:   My boyz will track you down in 20 mins , but when they
do , you will regret , you want that to happen?
7 Frank-Rizzo  10 <TOTE> Frank-Rizzo:  If your IQ were just a little higher you could be an idiot.
8 MikeTard24  9 <Mercurial> MikeTard24, are you from Aberdeen?
9 watty4  8 <DEMON> watty4:   we heard you were molested by other circus jokers 
10 kid-a  8 <TheGreatOne> kid-a, i started with it reasonably early
11 Karen  8 <play> Karen, Trump filled up Madison Square Garden
12 jane  8 <TheGreatOne> jane, when our gerry takes control as the united ireland leader he will
make you tattoo the tricolour on your left tit
13 DaveHandbrake  8 <JANGO> DaveHandbrake:  people think about you often , on trash days
14 timmy  7 <Mr-McMahon> Timmy, why does your medicine ball sized head look like a giant beetroot
that's been left out in the sun too long?
15 Marty  7 <Showtime> marty, AKA new screamo
16 HammerTimePheadXo  7 <DaveHandbrake> HammerTimePheadXo:  iggie time, you and BP
17 Sherry  6 <DaveHandbrake> Sherry, julie, jane sens danielle karen khandi ALL TIMOTHY IN A FROCK
18 RunWithTheFox  6 <Roberto-Baggio> RunWithTheFox: kid-a and eddi reader exchange Christmas cards   
   >>> sucking  ass
19 Roberto-Baggio  6 <Roberto-Baggio> Roberto-Baggio: Remember Communism is total control over the media 
 my last type  then ⓘ kid-a is now known as LolaRose
20 missy  6 <Cuyahosebag> Missy, you KNOW that I love you like a sister. Well, not the way DAVE
loved his sister. But that's a nasty story for another time.
21 maggiemay2  6 <TheGreatOne> maggiemay2, i'm irish so i'm a very clean guy, i don't want some dirty
little grubby paws like his touching me
22 missymoo  5 <absent> missymoo, I see you are a complete dullard
23 michelle_wwe  5 <Mr-McMahon> michelle_wwe, what team do you support?
24 ItsAsh  5 <Milla> ItsAsh, well if you are not Pakistani,  then how come your username
as as ''ItsAsh
25 Chipmunk  5 <Milla> Chipmunk , how old are you ??
26 MongCake  4 <Milla> MongCake ,  Do i look like  somebody calling you ?
27 Jonnie  4 <Mercurial> Jonnie, is your mama Mexican?
28 Ballymor  4 <DEMON> Ballymor:  you are a sad moron 
29 TheGreatOne  3 <Roberto-Baggio> TheGreatOne:  You're a perfect example of a middle aged man your
family has disowned you all alone in your little house in Falls Rd belfast
30 RegisteredName  3 <Milla> RegisteredName, do you need to register your car every year?



Top 2 slapped victims

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 TheGreatOne  1 * SheeEp slaps TheGreatOne around a bit with a large trout
2 nurp  1 * SheeEp slaps nurp around a bit with a large trout



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 DaveHandbrake  82 * DaveHandbrake Throws freakshow a stick.................................................... Go on Boy
, Go Fetch
2 missymoo  28 * missymoo just watches
3 TheGreatOne  3 * TheGreatOne blows nose on ROBSEROASSAYZ
4 SheeEp  2 * SheeEp slaps TheGreatOne around a bit with a large trout
5 play  2 * play is kiss chat MODERATOR
6 kid-a  2 * kid-a throws the gummi bears around
7 missmoo  1 * missmoo wonders if to have a beer or 2
8 Koogy  1 * Koogy throws a used ticket at kid-a
9 Far-Right  1 * Far-Right wipes arse with it



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 MikeTard24  8 "i 100% fully agree with pascal and phead."
2 icon  7 "5% body fat xxxxxxxxx"
3 BlacksAreMonkeys  6 "In 2020, Black offenders made up 32% of the prison population for under-18-year olds, Despite
being only 4% of the UK population."
4 play  5 "56% of Republicans have voted already"
5 Roberto-Baggio  4 "90% of the American cable news channels are Democratic"
6 michelle_wwe  3 "100%  if i was u mcmahon i would be  coping pasting reporting it to police and sue"
7 HammerTimePheadXo  3 "and you're atop the chat stats too, Grillo, I checked the other day lol"
8 Wombatman  2 "Mike, the chat stats show all that"
9 T5T3897498378934  2 "100% certain kamala harris is in"
10 SLEW_DEM  2 "wow idaho is 0.9% black"
11 MrNice  2 "trust me, I'm 100% focused on myself."
12 freakshow  2 "unhealthy? how?.................................the USA population is over 50% obese"
13 Vance  1 "i will take 10% for the idea"
14 SunCity  1 "Inbreeding is a massive problem in the Pakistani community. Some estimate that 50% of Pakistani
Muslims in the UK are inbred"
15 SirPeanut  1 "freakshow is 100% a gay dwarf"
16 Sherry  1 "more than 5% fat in them chins"
17 Sharkboy  1 "but you got to give them a 10% discount"
18 SensHandbroke  1 "n not popular according to the chat stats"
19 seed  1 "iam 100% female"
20 Outaker  1 "95% of the time someone says something or someone is grime it's not."
21 Mercurial  1 "Screamo, have you seen the Top 10 Kisschat Autistic chatters list from the Kisschat/stats page?"
22 Marcus-Aurelius  1 "60% off"
23 maggiemay2  1 "if there was a vote     70% + WOULD VOTE TO REJOIN"
24 Kid-AA  1 "The population of Wiltshire increased by 8.4% from 2011 to 2021, reaching around 910, 230 people"
25 kid-a  1 "Woof s rants were legendary.    Yer ded tae me ya fukkin fuk cindxght y bastar stjk<#%##"
26 JenniWeedWhore  1 "Phead is 100% gay"
27 jane  1 "SIR DONALD TRUMP UP BY 10% NOW"
28 GRiLLo  1 "Well phead look at the stats I've just proved you wrong haven't I?"
29 FreeSpirit  1 "well 90%"
30 dumani  1 "he must be googling more racist stats"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 icon  36 "Dave gets out his best plastic beakers - pops on his best sue Ryder suit - sausage rolls and beans
under candle light when he gets his leccy cut off lolllll"
2 freakshow  22 "yes.............................i'll dress up as a paki and ask her how to cook fishfingers to try and impress
her"
3 Sherry  17 "its £2 for gravy or curry sauce"
4 GYM  13 "Obese ray burger hodges"
5 missymoo  12 "On a quick dinner break then have to dash again"
6 Marcus-Aurelius  11 "Yes the Swiss do manufacture and produce fantastic chocolates"
7 play  10 "HMMMM PANCAKES AND FRIED CHICKEN"
8 commas-on-commas-nevada  10 "Said this was after a succulent steak dinner"
9 cyberJason  9 "then one day the egg hatched"
10 SheeEp  8 "lol yeah and also some shows do a recap afer an ad break cos it was so long, our fish brains
hav forgot what happened"
11 kid-a  8 " I'm going to tell pasc I'm sending khandi chocolate feet.  That ll be fun"
12 HammerTimePheadXo  8 "freakshow <------------------------ we will celebrate with fish fingers when Trump wins :)"
13 T5T3897498378934  7 "i am eating the greatest biscuits known to mankind"
14 Peanut  7 "had fish last night got snorkers today with chips and beans"
15 DaveHandbrake  6 "Plays individual Gigs for Billionaires ahead of Beyonce , justin Bieber Harry Styles, but come in
here on mcdonalds wifiu"
16 Northy  5 "aye liked wimpy burgers"
17 MrSpacely  5 "cause im out of eggs"
18 MikeTard24  5 "cool helloween chocolate bar nineonine"
19 michelle_wwe  5 "they can keep there fish"
20 Julius-Caesar  5 "English  beef is better than Irish"
21 DFR  5 "POOR OLD C APTAIN BURGER"
22 BP  5 "everyone just goes to McDonalds and eat what tastes nice, halal or not "
23 SirPeanut  4 "right I am going to Bromborough guys, going to pop to see a old spastic dwarf friend, I let you all
know a bit later how it goes, by the way all say goodbye to freakshow, he going for a swim with
the fish in the Mersey."
24 RegiBaby  4 "Ray Burger Hodges"
25 norb  4 "want a haribo egg"
26 MrNice  4 "jess you started the beef"
27 Iefty  4 "pie mash n beans here when the slut turns up"
28 dragon-lights-reno  4 "I hate chicken Parm"
29 amnesia  4 "dave, whats your fave biscuit?"
30 Vance  3 "you know me a chickenRoyal maybe"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 DaveHandbrake  27 "attempting to be oblivious to my comments but the truth is it cuts them deep when i predict exactly
what they were going to do....... so funny, you see them tyoping for ages then post "fuck
off" or something monotonous"
2 HammerTimePheadXo  16 "I do like "virgins in their 50s" I must say lol"
3 play  12 "Kenny is learning "sober living""
4 Evil-Bill  10 "I remember I made her do a clip for me of herself saying "My name is Gogandantess, the
greatest swordsman of all the demons""
5 Wombatman  8 "No, it's called "Intelligence quotient" because it divides what a person can rapidly learn
from what a person cannot rapidly learn. "Quotient" is the answer to a division problem. "
6 UncleLuke  8 ""Whatever"= ToonLass the fatass"
7 Cuyahosebag_PLC  6 "Sherry, when you said "golfing my arse," did you mean to say that your buttocks are
the same size as the fourth tee at Trump National?"
8 Itchy_and_Scratchy  5 "All of Phead's "fans" indicate by typing DOUCHEBAG"
9 commas-in-place-nevada  5 "Nah sons your just a dumb "goy" unfortunately"
10 blenders-nevada  5 ""frigid" <<< yes to these hating heaux I am absolutely ice cold"
11 lex123  4 "mel gibsons quote " all jews cause all wars in world ""
12 huncho-hundos-nevada  4 "In comes "leather trousers""
13 Cuyahosebag  4 "How come the "autograph" is an X written in crayon?"
14 commas-on-commas-nevada  4 "BHAD BHABIE feat. Lil Yachty - "Gucci Flip Flops" (Official Music Video)... (https://youtub...
...e.com/watch?v=tsp7IOr7Q9A&feature=shared
)"
15 TheGreatOne  3 "dragon-lights-reno, lol he got in and kept asking "how do i see the user list""
16 The_Three_Splooges  3 "I think he is now known as "P. Dildo.""
17 MikeTard24  3 "Beavis & Butthead Watch "Real American" Music Video | Hulk Hogan https://www.yo...
...utube.com/watch?v=69ZF6kt0J_M
"
18 Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx  3 "Was "Meagh" your Mum's name?"
19 icon  3 "I ACT AS "CONSULTANT""
20 Excess  3 "late 14c., drogge (early 14c. in Anglo-French), "any substance used in the composition or
preparation of medicines," from Old French droge "supply, stock, provision""
21 dragon-lights-reno  3 "When I said "this shit goes crazy" I was talking about the entertainment industry in general"
22 tanc8  2 "like the one cartoon where Goofy had to hose down this fat elephant named "Dolores""
23 Sherry  2 "i heard her shouting " is it in yet ""
24 Sau  2 "then her bulbous belly is "buff" too"
25 Roberto-Baggio  2 "So Yahoo "finance" is biased?? This was definitely a soft take on the comparison. Prices
under Trump either went down or for some items such as used car prices went up 2% as where
everything under Biden has gone up 22%-58% THATS HUGE... BIG DEAL. I don't think yahoo finance
is where I'll be getting any of my financial news ever again after this"
26 rake-it-up-nevada  2 "You said you bought people "Pandora from shein" tho"
27 Hammer_Time_Douchebag  2 ""Donald" seems a tad too familiar."
28 GYM  2 "He had "taken offence" at some police allegations particularly the categorisation of his
scooter as a vehicle, saying "on this occasion, the wheelchair was my legs [and] as my
legs, it was the only way I could get home"."
29 Frank-Rizzo  2 "I refer to people with dreadlocks as "Shit Medusas""
30 El_Sacco_Manguera  2 "I'll tie PDildo's wrists to the rear bumper of Icon's M5 and yell "floor it!""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 MikeTard24  49 "1:40am so very early morning here"
2 HammerTimePheadXo  31 "anyways, quavers have a good evening"
3 missymoo  27 "I feel in a play ground this morning lol"
4 Cg  27 "k hey sherr huggzzz yall"
5 binman  18 "i see it's the usual love  in the room this morning"
6 happyjulieu48  17 "Hello  anyone here care to chat with me "
7 kid-a  13 "Daughter has guitar lesson Friday evening now. Kind of annoying"
8 DaveHandbrake  13 "hey hey homo boy................"
9 Northy  11 "ally mcoist will be funny if he goes in but he is on the radio on a morning so hes not there"
10 icon  11 "Hello my little minions"
11 Danielle  11 "Hello to anyone who likes me"
12 Milla  9 " and  also in the Morning"
13 freakshow  9 "jess i love sunday mornings i can imagine sitting on the toilet curling out a stubborn poo whilst u
cook me a bacon butty and then i'd bang u in bed jess ......................a perfect sunday"
14 BP  8 "i have an exclusive right and that only us Niggaz have that prevledge it doesn't pay any bills or
shit but hey haha"
15 SheeEp  7 "aka fat...... ello missymoo gd evening :D"
16 Karen  6 "Hello"
17 Jonnie  6 "hello"
18 cyberJason  5 "hello BP"
19 Peanut  4 "hello sherry"
20 o  4 "hello"
21 Marcus-Aurelius  4 "Good afternoon happy Julie"
22 Khandi  4 "good morning xx"
23 Iefty  4 "2 faced cunt hammered you after u left this morning"
24 GYM  4 "Hello my vast devoted fan club"
25 commas-in-place-nevada  4 "Then 70/80 by afternoon"
26 Sherry  3 "hello maam adild speaking how may i help you today lol"
27 play  3 "ELINA PUTS ON A WHITE THONG IN THE MORNING BY THE END OF THE DAY LOOKS LIKE COOKED
BACON"
28 JenniCricket  3 "Hello freakshow u killing machine u"
29 Evil-Bill  3 "Hello, Sherry Bobbins!"
30 dragon-lights-reno  3 "https://www.etsy.com/listing/1796079620/hello-kitty-chucky-embroidered-sweater?ref=share_v4_lx)"



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