#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics cover Saturday 15 Nov 2025 to Friday 21 Nov 2025480 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days
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Timezone:
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Long term statistics - two month sections
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Estimated number of lines for current section: 500100 lines
The most active day so far has been Saturday 6 Apr 2024 with a line count of 15099
Big Numbers
| iberico-west-coast really wanted others to know what was doing - 7 descriptions altogether. i.e:
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| is VSXPINK stupid or just asking too many questions? 20% of lines contained a question! ...and the silver medal goes to LQQK87 - with a question ratio of 19%. | |||||||||
| hearty seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 47 times... icon also chatted to themselve 40 times. | |||||||||
| ROBSAYZSAYZ had a sticky shift button - wrote 1219 lines in CAPS. i.e:
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| 19 Nov 2025 13:00 - 14:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 39 people active Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| GeneralKenobiO66 wrote the longest lines - average of 72 letters per line. Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 30 letters. | |||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
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Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | t3 - 844 | hearty - 711 |
icon - 2213 | play - 1775 |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 832 | MikeTard2025 - 505 |
Kenny - 1366 | Rebel - 1117 |
| 3 | Evil-Bill - 691 | ROBSAYZSAYZ - 479 |
Julie - 1212 | kipper - 935 |
| 4 | watty1 - 447 | icon - 389 |
Sherry - 1089 | smokey69 - 765 |
| 5 | Milla - 436 | Milla - 361 |
TheRealestTee - 633 | Evil-Bill - 705 |
| 6 | TooBrutalForChatters - 401 | Sherry - 340 |
hearty - 524 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 524 |
| 7 | hearty - 381 | Julie - 274 |
ROBSAYZSAYZ - 517 | Kenny - 513 |
| 8 | Hayley - 378 | Northy - 226 |
Rebel - 503 | janey - 502 |
| 9 | NotJamesBond - 374 | Kenny - 204 |
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 414 | NotJamesBond - 479 |
| 10 | ROBSAYZSAYZ - 321 | Rebel - 189 |
watty1 - 399 | icon - 427 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
2/2025 - 11/2025
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Chat partners
People who talk most to each other
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| 1 | Hayley | t3 | 1 | Isle | hearty | |
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| 2 | t3 | Evil-Bill | 2 | ROBSAYZSAYZ | icon | |
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| 3 | JasonKing | watty1 | 3 | Northy | Sherry | |
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| 4 | Milla | TooBrutalForChatters | 4 | Milla | icon | |
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| 5 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | t3 | 5 | Milla | Rebel | |
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| 6 | t3 | watty1 | 6 | Milla | kipper | |
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| 7 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 | ROBSAYZSAYZ | Rebel | |
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| 8 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 8 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 9 | JasonKing | t3 | 9 | Julie | icon | |
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| 10 | Milla | hi_my_name_is | 10 | Julie | Sherry | |
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| 11 | Emmaa | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 11 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
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| 12 | JasonKing | play | 12 | Rebel | icon | |
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| 13 | NotJamesBond | t3 | 13 | freak_the_legend | icon | |
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| 14 | Evil-Bill | Hayley | 14 | Milla | ROBSAYZSAYZ | |
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| 15 | Milla | t3 | 15 | MikeTard2025 | kipper | |
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| 16 | BP-JCitipmt | Beach | 16 | MikeTard2025 | Milla | |
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| 17 | Beach | t3 | 17 | Julie | Northy | |
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| 18 | Evil-Bill | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 18 | Julie | Isle | |
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| 19 | Evil-Bill | Milla | 19 | Julie | Rebel | |
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| 20 | GeneralKenobiO66 | t3 | 20 | Isle | ROBSAYZ | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Julie | icon | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | Kenny | icon | 2 | smokey69 | play | |
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| 3 | Kenny | Sherry | 3 | smokey69 | Rebel | |
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| 4 | Sherry | icon | 4 | Kenny | play | |
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| 5 | Julie | TheRealestTee | 5 | LQQK87 | play | |
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| 6 | Julie | Sherry | 6 | janey | smokey69 | |
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| 7 | Julie | Kenny | 7 | kipper | play | |
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| 8 | TheRealestTee | icon | 8 | kipper | smokey69 | |
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| 9 | play | icon | 9 | kid-a | play | |
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| 10 | Rebel | Sherry | 10 | Evil-Bill | play | |
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| 11 | Rebel | Kenny | 11 | Rebel | kipper | |
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| 12 | Julie | jennywise | 12 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 13 | Milla | Sherry | 13 | RebelRock | play | |
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| 14 | foxy | icon | 14 | Kenny | Rebel | |
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| 15 | watty1 | icon | 15 | hearty | smokey69 | |
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| 16 | TheRealestTee | jennywise | 16 | icon | kipper | |
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| 17 | Milla | Rebel | 17 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 18 | Julie | watty1 | 18 | Hayley | play | |
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| 19 | Kenny | play | 19 | Rebel | icon | |
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| 20 | Pete | Sherry | 20 | Athenry | play | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | |
| 1 | LQQK87 | 7 |
| 2 | hearty | 7 |
| 3 | NotJamesBond | 7 |
| 4 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
| 5 | JasonKing | 7 |
| 6 | Hayley | 7 |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
| 8 | play | 7 |
| 9 | Cg | 6 |
| 10 | Sherry | 6 |
| 11 | kid-a | 6 |
| 12 | Northy | 6 |
| 13 | TheRealestTee | 6 |
| 14 | T5T675765H2R | 6 |
| 15 | icon | 6 |
| 16 | t3 | 6 |
| 17 | janey | 6 |
| 18 | Kenny | 6 |
| 19 | Piss_up_a_rope | 5 |
| 20 | JeffreyEpstein | 5 |
Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | |
| 1 | Hayley | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 2 | JasonKing | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 3 | play | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 5 | hearty | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 6 | LQQK87 | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 7 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 8 | NotJamesBond | 7 |
15 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 9 | t3 | 4 |
15 Nov - 18 Nov 2025 |
| 10 | Evil-Bill | 3 |
15 Nov - 17 Nov 2025 |
| 11 | kipper | 3 |
15 Nov - 17 Nov 2025 |
| 12 | giantryan | 3 |
19 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 13 | SheeEp | 3 |
15 Nov - 17 Nov 2025 |
| 14 | ROBSAYZSAYZ | 3 |
15 Nov - 17 Nov 2025 |
| 15 | Rebel | 3 |
19 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 16 | binman | 3 |
19 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 17 | RebelRock | 3 |
19 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 18 | JonnieCAT | 3 |
18 Nov - 20 Nov 2025 |
| 19 | SELINAGUCCII | 3 |
19 Nov - 21 Nov 2025 |
| 20 | watty1 | 3 |
15 Nov - 17 Nov 2025 |
Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 45.. | 5 |
GeneralKenobiO66(71.6), NotJamesBond(57.2), PascaI-Montana(45.7)... |
| 42..44 | 1 |
t3(44.7) |
| 39..41 | 6 |
BP-JCitipmt(41.3), BigMad(41.1), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(40.4), T5T67576... |
| 36..38 | 6 |
hi_my_name_is(38.7), LQQK87(38.6), VSXPINK(38.4), JD-Vance(38.4)... |
| 33..35 | 6 |
SeaMan(35.6), Gash_Hunter(35.1), TheRealestTee(35.0), Rebel(34.8),... |
| 30..32 | 10 |
Evil-Bill(32.1), kipper(31.8), discovery(31.6), worldsStrictestParents(3... |
| 27..29 | 12 |
play(29.7), icon(29.4), Milla(28.9), freak_the_legend(28.9), JenniCricke... |
| 24..26 | 7 |
Kenny(26.9), watty1(26.4), UAP_enthusiast(26.3), kid-a(26.0), megalo... |
| 21..23 | 5 |
Happyjulie50(23.7), Emmaa(22.9), JeffreyEpstein(22.7), Beach(22.3), ... |
| 18..20 | 7 |
lex123(21.0), Julie(20.9), foxy(20.7), Sons(20.6), JonnieCAT(19.7), To... |
| ..17 | 8 |
smokey69(17.9), ROBSAYZSYAZ(17.2), ROBSAYZ(16.9), janey(15.5... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
Most frequently repeated words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2594 | "that" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 21 Nov 23:57 |
| 1601 | "your" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 21 Nov 23:59 |
| 1531 | "have" | lex123 | 21 Nov 23:57 |
| 1509 | "with" | MBMCF | 21 Nov 23:53 |
| 1346 | "like" | MBMCF | 21 Nov 23:58 |
| 1122 | "they" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 21 Nov 23:50 |
| 1118 | "here" | HungryMeathman | 21 Nov 23:57 |
| 1097 | "what" | JasonKing | 21 Nov 23:57 |
| 975 | "Just" | LQQK87 | 21 Nov 23:59 |
| 798 | "about" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 21 Nov 23:53 |
Frequently mentioned nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 992 | "play" | Hayley | 21 Nov 23:54 |
| 779 | "Kenny" | smokey69 | 21 Nov 22:42 |
| 746 | "icon" | JeffreyEpstein | 21 Nov 23:45 |
| 706 | "Rebel" | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 21 Nov 23:58 |
| 599 | "Julie" | NotJamesBond | 21 Nov 21:27 |
Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 130 | icon | "tonks"(13), "glued"(8), "Joan"(4), "darts"(6), "diced"(5), "Ph.D"(3), "Krankie"(9), "frame"(3), "Hughes"(5), "Lolllllllll"(19), "You’d"(6), "selfies"(5), "chemist"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(18), "Earthquake"(9), "Lollllllllll"(14), "Agoraphobic"(10), "Broadmoor"(3), "hunchback*"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(4) |
| 50 | Kenny | "divvy"(10), "rung"(4), "bed "(5), "pub "(4), "ashit"(3), "iknow"(3), "lied "(5), "slag "(5), "dude "(4), "told "(3), "meds "(3), "shag "(3), "weird "(4), "month "(4), "wanker "(7), "muppet "(6), "wallet "(4), "defended"(3), "bikers "(3), "tablets "(3) |
| 44 | play | "Layee"(14), "piccy"(7), "him*"(3), "offf"(3), "heal"(3), "flaps"(4), "itard"(4), "FOOKS"(3), "COONT"(3), "italian"(8), "musical"(6), "bullet"(3), "odl-oo"(3), "grabbed"(4), "yerself"(3), "yerrrrrr"(4), "layee-oo"(4), "YERRRRRRR"(3), "YERRRRRRRR"(4), "YERRRRRRRRRR"(4) |
| 35 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "Hawt"(3), "a/s/l"(4), "grief"(4), "~sigh"(3), "Lanzhou"(8), "ToLash"(4), "agrees"(3), "merely"(3), "Soviet"(3), "rubbish"(6), "heading"(6), "alfalfa"(3), "quietly"(3), "pitiful"(3), "assorted"(4), "pipsqueaks"(7), "assembled"(3), "Azerbaijan"(3), "travelling"(3), "whereabouts"(3) |
| 35 | NotJamesBond | "bondi"(10), "sail"(4), "roes"(3), "dater"(4), "crowd"(3), "doxer"(3), "linked"(4), "ongoing"(5), "legally"(4), "handful"(3), "betting"(3), "cybered"(3), "Wirechat"(4), "policies"(4), "touching"(4), "permanently"(4), "TheGreatOne"(4), "investments"(3), "notifications"(3), "TheaGoraphobicOne"(3) |
| 34 | Milla | " :D"(19), "Kenns"(10), "Emms"(6), "Savs"(3), "bravo"(6), " brb"(5), " Now"(4), " Ben"(3), "Shahs"(3), "taller"(4), " loll"(3), " Adil"(3), "Kurdish"(3), "presume"(3), " Sherry"(5), " Lmao "(4), " hi_my_name_is"(9), " Asshat_in_Crisis"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fHv3A0X"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fHjdgkP "(3) |
| 26 | Rebel | "Filthy"(10), "cure"(3), "dint"(3), "hint"(3), "tikka"(3), "David"(3), "rhymes"(5), "choked"(3), "parade"(3), "senile"(3), "bender"(3), "corpses"(3), "scutters"(4), "swoofers"(3), "toicfaidh"(5), "homosexual"(8), "Bannerman"(3), "surrounded"(4), "dictionary"(4), "nickname "(3) |
| 22 | Sherry | "weres"(8), "hosp"(4), "rusk"(3), "probly"(8), "foggy"(4), "suing"(3), "apron"(3), "rollers"(7), "damage"(4), "Velcro"(3), "yeself"(3), "scruffy"(6), "onions"(3), "fancies"(5), "fatcons"(4), "alchypops"(5), "kennypoos"(4), "everywere"(4), "converters"(3), "millionaires"(3) |
| 22 | Evil-Bill | "Vampy"(25), "Terry"(5), "Fidel"(3), "Haylz"(3), "tales"(3), "Asscal"(6), "JenniAndAnd"(22), "glassed"(5), "colored"(3), "Tylenol"(3), "titties"(3), "NickServ"(4), "twenties"(4), "probalby"(3), "generous"(3), "LMAOOOOOOOOO"(3), "LMAOOOOOOOOOO"(5), "motherfucking"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/f22k0ZB"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/plays-comment-2.f2gQ4LX"(5) |
| 20 | hi_my_name_is | "cult"(9), "JELOUS"(10), "LURVE"(5), "Milana"(8), "Dubba"(4), "CLAUS"(3), "Jenga"(3), "Hilton"(4), "slaves"(3), "satanic"(4), "sanders"(3), "Theresa"(3), "braindead"(6), "Zimbabwe"(3), "antartica"(4), "airplanes"(3), "Cwistafer"(3), "ashkenazi"(3), "pedophiles"(3), "responsible"(3) |
These pairs speak with their own words
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 26 | Milla and kid-a | " hey"(17), " not"(11), " That"(14), " no"(7), " or"(6), " lmao"(12), " the"(7), " ok"(4), " Play"(10), " is"(4), " Why"(6), " well"(9), "useful"(7), " get"(4), " rebel"(9), " Are"(3), " wtf"(3), " some"(5), " When"(5), " kenny"(3) |
| 21 | Rebel and RebelRock | "mott"(7), "Pfft"(7), "vids"(7), "papi"(6), "Neyhey"(11), "dandy"(7), "Pish"(4), "taff"(4), "hayley "(11), "Angela"(4), "baaaaa"(3), "buckfast"(9), "wished"(3), "harass"(3), "McGregor"(6), "dumbarse"(5), "partners"(4), "diarrhea"(4), "tantrums"(3), "Highlands"(3) |
| 20 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and NotJamesBond | "prices"(18), "basic"(7), "rates"(6), "Laden"(3), "filed"(3), "socialist"(14), "denies"(4), "snapchat"(9), "respond"(5), "parties"(4), "appears"(3), "persons"(3), "democratic"(11), "election"(5), "numerous"(3), "activities"(6), "integrity"(3), "allegations"(3), "documentation"(3), "affordability"(3) |
| 20 | play and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "Casa"(4), "bigly"(6), "auto"(3), "rehab"(5), "enemy"(4), "felon"(4), "strip"(4), "regime"(5), "Florida"(8), "Venezuela"(13), "border"(4), "Maduro"(3), "bridge"(3), "coconut"(3), "gasoline"(4), "fentanyl"(4), "organized"(3), "trafficking"(6), "embarrassed"(5), "intelligence"(5) |
| 19 | play and Evil-Bill | "Cubans"(11), "peado"(8), "ties"(4), "trim"(4), "Iberico"(13), "foam"(3), "MORENO"(5), "sooner"(3), "retired"(6), "aroused"(5), "mexicans"(7), "erectile"(4), "dreaming"(4), "infected"(4), "Teenchat"(3), "committed"(3), "cocksucker"(5), "#kisschat.co.uk"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/play-039-s-comment-1.f2jIgol"(20) |
| 17 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and t3 | "ease"(3), "needy"(5), "Swede"(4), "civil"(3), "Daffy"(3), "kiddo"(3), "intense"(7), "rising"(3), "Hitler"(3), "podcast"(3), "Dearborn"(5), "parachat"(4), "assuming"(3), "decisions"(5), "elaborate"(4), "conclusion"(3), "Shangri-la"(4) |
| 17 | ROBSAYZSAYZ and ROBSAYZ | "KUNT"(6), "RTOE"(5), "REED"(3), "rachel"(3), "XAXAXAXAX"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOL"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(15), "LOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(13), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), ... |
| 16 | Evil-Bill and t3 | "missi"(12), "spicy"(7), "Anakin"(10), "nigga"(6), "nailed"(6), "behold"(5), "Carson"(4), "stumpy"(3), "gayley"(3), "Whoever"(5), "carmine"(4), "Australian"(13), "hunting"(3), "Abdullah"(6), "offended"(5), "believing"(3) |
| 16 | play and NotJamesBond | "desk"(6), "below"(9), "tied"(3), "minor"(5), "banks"(3), "Senate"(5), "tossed"(3), "skirts"(3), "deported"(8), "gardens"(4), "democrat"(5), "underwear"(7), "spreading"(4), "considered"(7), "secretary"(3), "SWITCHING"(3) |
| 16 | icon and watty1 | "I’ve"(21), "he’s"(43), "She’s"(35), "can’t"(18), "you’re"(33), "turd"(7), "Won’t"(10), "What’s"(12), "pervitin"(11), "Rampton"(6), "Grillo"(3), "Who’s"(5), "hasn’t"(3), "didn’t"(3), "wasn’t"(3), "couldn’t"(7) |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | iberico-west-coast |  7 |
* iberico-west-coast yawns at JasonKing's other names |
| 2 | NotJamesBond | 6 |
* NotJamesBond pushes fucker hearty |
| 3 | hi_my_name_is | 5 |
* hi_my_name_is farts out a hearty dead internet fart on Guest43 |
| 4 | GMC-west-coast | 4 |
* GMC-west-coast farts on pascals wig |
| 5 | Beach | 4 |
* Beach spits on watty |
| 6 | UAP_enthusiast | 2 |
* UAP_enthusiast think Will is going to slap hi_ |
| 7 | play | 2 |
* play says Rebel go to bed ffs |
| 8 | Hulk_Lefty | 2 |
* Hulk_Lefty hulks up and rips off shirt flexing 24 inch pythons |
| 9 | the-flute-song | 1 |
* the-flute-song flips hair |
| 10 | Mihajlovic | 1 |
* Mihajlovic plants a pinpoint freekick onto fat Tim's medicine ball moonface |
| 11 | kipper | 1 |
* kipper squirts baby oil at Rebel :D |
| 12 | JasonKing | 1 |
* JasonKing pours a small sherry |
| 13 | Evian | 1 |
* Evian picks freak_the_legend like an old school bully and hangs him on a coat hook |
| 14 | Curacao | 1 |
* Curacao runs a glockenspiel mallet down fat Tim's chins |
| 15 | Bubba | 1 |
* Bubba sticks plonker down play 's gob |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 25 |
"4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟" |
| 2 | NotJamesBond | 24 |
"to be fair zos caused problems for 99% of the chat" |
| 3 | play | 4 |
"The latest U.S. inflation rate, as of the 12 months ending September 2025, is 3.0%." |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 4 |
"the 3% number is fake" |
| 5 | BigMad | 4 |
"Robert maxwell was 100% a mossad spy" |
| 6 | SheeEp | 3 |
"lol, he gets 20% extra cheese on every pizza" |
| 7 | hi_my_name_is | 3 |
"Selina you are an enabler of a braindead cult your are 100% aware of is full of pedophiles" |
| 8 | t3 | 2 |
"Muslims are probably around 7% of the population now. Look at what we're dealing with" |
| 9 | SLED | 2 |
"The look of 4% body fat" |
| 10 | SaddestWomanEver | 2 |
"God seen 100% of.what y'all tried to do to me... And he said .. NOPE... But enjoy what you wrote your own destiny to be!" |
| 11 | Milla | 2 |
" I was shocked ., tbh Portugal vs Ireland match was 100% tactically Ireland dusted Portugal" |
| 12 | LQQK87 | 2 |
"100% FACT" |
| 13 | xet | 1 |
"Why didn't Biden produce them Files when they were in power 'Democrats' I mean they impeached trump four timespecially and two court cases against Trump in 100% democratic city's with George Soros funded judges.??" |
| 14 | UAP_enthusiast | 1 |
"5%" |
| 15 | Sav | 1 |
"80% of this chat couldn't cook pasta" |
| 16 | Phead_Delayed_Xo | 1 |
"and I was appalled, as nearly 80% (my estimate) of it was incestuously-themed" |
| 17 | PascaI-Montana | 1 |
"cuba has a lot of mixed blood 35% are African" |
| 18 | MikeTard2025 | 1 |
"drank 6 beers on lunch break before going back to work or pouring 24 ounce 8%alc vol 211's and hurricane steels into cups with lids either at work or out in the park" |
| 19 | Kenny | 1 |
"100% bullshit " |
| 20 | John_Mayhoff | 1 |
"Play, Trump's approval rating is now 33%, so good luck with breaching the Constitutional term limit." |
| 21 | JasonKing | 1 |
"what are your stats Rocks?" |
| 22 | Hitman | 1 |
"Kenny 100% enunciated the Jizz in Ghislaine" |
| 23 | HiroNero | 1 |
"Why not just straight up say "oh.. that's the story you're going with? The CHAT LOGS say 100% different" 🤣🤣💀" |
| 24 | GeneralKenobiO66 | 1 |
"Hello to the following people. Answer or you are gay. Axon ben_dover Chaz EriC^ Evil-Bill janey justme Kenny Lau MeDuSa Mervyn MikeTard2025 mittens bebula NotJamesBond Pie_Smasher PoisonGirL Rhytia Right shayne SheeEp skipperSpooky stats YeahSo zap" |
| 25 | finnal | 1 |
"lol posh coffee 99% water" |
| 26 | BP-JCitipmt | 1 |
"in norway about 5% of their land is suitable for farming, they just had to leave abroad " |
| 27 | Blaze | 1 |
"he probably gets an extra 20%, due to his cuban heritage" |
| 28 | Beach | 1 |
"well Israel is 30% muslim i suppose" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 59 |
"3 homemade fish cakes infused with chilli / 3 homemade fish fingers fused with parsley and fennel / fresh diced mixed peppers and fresh mixed vegetables marinaded in ground white pepper & the fish speckled with Cajun seasoning topped off with a splash of 0% fat homemade BBQ sauce" |
| 2 | Sherry | 23 |
"whale oil beef hooked" |
| 3 | SheeEp | 21 |
"no more biscuit death by drowning here" |
| 4 | play | 13 |
"Kenny there are plenty if fish in the sea" |
| 5 | TheRealestTee | 11 |
"Im getting Curry Goat from the local yard takeaway SELINAGUCCII" |
| 6 | smokey69 | 11 |
"My chips there hearty" |
| 7 | SeaMan | 10 |
"i dont get chips very often" |
| 8 | SELINAGUCCII | 9 |
"tee what ru having for dinner" |
| 9 | Piss_up_a_rope | 9 |
"The bog roll stealing Egg" |
| 10 | hearty | 8 |
"fuckoff sherry fish soup" |
| 11 | RebelRock | 7 |
"I'm not a fan of cake Hayley to stodgy. I remember they had the chocolate cake and custard" |
| 12 | Northy | 6 |
"i dont like salads but plenty of veg on dinners" |
| 13 | watty1 | 5 |
"beach hands are beefy" |
| 14 | T5T675765H2R | 5 |
"hayleys fanny smells of pork swords" |
| 15 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 5 |
"I'm saying, take him, out, to dinner, Jenni: be spontaneous" |
| 16 | JasonKing | 5 |
"why not watty1? let go of your beef" |
| 17 | hi_my_name_is | 5 |
"150k of chicken and hotdogs sent to the Whitehouse?" |
| 18 | Gash_Hunter | 5 |
"i think The Egg has been doorstep shitting with vamps" |
| 19 | Rebel | 4 |
"😂 sherry peas don't go in rice" |
| 20 | Pete | 4 |
"yeah, breaky for lunch" |
| 21 | kipper | 4 |
"they wank on a biscuit" |
| 22 | Kenny | 4 |
"couldn't have sunday dinner " |
| 23 | JenniCricket | 4 |
"Ive restocked the bunker with tins of beans and mres" |
| 24 | fitness-first-baklava-Hodges | 4 |
"She is going to be Julie Burger Hodges Downes Honky Tonks" |
| 25 | Evil-Bill | 4 |
"Scorched scrambled eggs smell like farts" |
| 26 | Danielle | 4 |
"Oh. I’d like a Tim hortons for lunch. They do nice toasties" |
| 27 | Blaze | 4 |
"always use Maris piper potatoes for chips" |
| 28 | Sav | 3 |
"80% of this chat couldn't cook pasta" |
| 29 | ROBSAYZSAYZ | 3 |
"Phead is an absolute legend. He has won many cases for my franchise IFC - Iconic Fried Chicken and Iconic Burgers - If the toga fits, you must acquit." |
| 30 | PascaI-Montana | 3 |
"you should try chicken, biryani" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Evil-Bill | 65 |
""When the en comes, I won't even notice. I'll be too busy lookin' good!"" |
| 2 | NotJamesBond | 47 |
"what exactly would make me a "lefty"?" |
| 3 | t3 | 34 |
"If she replies "he still a dawwg?"" |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 29 |
"you're what's ignorant kid-a79, you haven't worked in 30 years, all you do is do "gigs" in Glasgow pubs" |
| 5 | hi_my_name_is | 27 |
""the Nazis disappeared into a hole in the earth" looool" |
| 6 | TheRealestTee | 19 |
"I used to say "ew" at the thought of goat until I tried if " |
| 7 | play | 17 |
"Hoser the key word is "if"" |
| 8 | GeneralKenobiO66 | 11 |
"Sounds like a queer trying to come up with excuses on the spot. "I'm not a queer I swear."" |
| 9 | the-flute-song | 8 |
"it's weird that no less than 4 females had seen drums pics and knew his Twitter long before YG had "doxxed" him" |
| 10 | SaddestWomanEver | 4 |
"Why cry...... Because other people act pathetic towards me.cauae they don't know.how to live within their own means and I'm an "easy target" LOL sure... Sleep well ;)" |
| 11 | iberico-west-coast | 4 |
"Reminds me of those business shark memes where it just shows a pccture of the lions face and says "a rolls royce is made in 6 months a Toyota is made in 6 weeks"" |
| 12 | Hayley | 4 |
"Watch the episode on only fools with " The shadow ". Shop lifter. He reminds me of freakshow 😂" |
| 13 | ROBSAYZ | 3 |
"There are no results for "IS TIMOTHY GRIFFIN-MCGILL FROM CHIPPENHAM A CRIMINAL?"" |
| 14 | Reverend_Hosebag | 3 |
"Watty, people are lining up by the hundreds to have their eardrums removed so they don't have to listen to Rob's amateur attempts at "music." Even alley cats are running in the other direction." |
| 15 | LQQK87 | 3 |
"LIMHOLE ASKES THE SAME QUESTION EVERY NIGHT "WHO ARE YOU ? " NO FUCKER EVER ANSWERS HIM" |
| 16 | Julie | 3 |
"The three emogs are "blocked"" |
| 17 | Vote_for_Hosebag | 2 |
"Pete, you should claim a phony "disability" like Kenny." |
| 18 | T5T675765H2R | 2 |
"WHEN PLAY ANALS SONS HE SAYS "HOW YOU DOING" ITALIAN STYLE!!!" |
| 19 | StormVuLT | 2 |
"If I were you, I would show them my signature "James Bond"" |
| 20 | Stiff_Competition | 2 |
"PMSL @ "Punjabi knob"" |
| 21 | SinglePringle | 2 |
"You can have all the "words" "mannerisms" but if you didn't do the WORK all these years? HAHA this is not "catch me if you can"" |
| 22 | Sherry | 2 |
"11" ffs it was 10" b4 is that cause you seen me " |
| 23 | ROBSAYZSAYZ | 2 |
"V....He said, "I'll love you till I die"" |
| 24 | NotTodaySATAN | 2 |
"Insta? More like "you better INSINTANOUSLY recognize I am NOT the one" 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 25 | Monsignor_Hosebag | 2 |
"Yes. The statement is "I'm a douche who knows nothing about automobile quality."" |
| 26 | MikeTard2025 | 2 |
"GOMORRAH - "Human Trophies" (Megapulse / Copro) https://www.youtube.com/watch?... ...v=KWdEYN2D0Ro 🎶 📺 🎶" |
| 27 | Mihajlovic | 2 |
"Lmao @` "hahaha pmsl" - You're not fooling anyone, Pascal" |
| 28 | Kodak | 2 |
"describe your idea of "fun"" |
| 29 | JenniCricket | 2 |
"Hes not "rooting" anyone" |
| 30 | Huntington_Hosebag | 2 |
"At least Biden knows when to use "know" and when to us "no," you simple shit." |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Happyjulie50 | 41 |
"hello anyone here care to chat with me" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 36 |
"Lqqk87 <----------------------- another dateless Saturday evening? Oh well :0" |
| 3 | Rebel | 26 |
"Thinking of joining but need to be very early or late evenings" |
| 4 | Evil-Bill | 21 |
"Hello, Rileyyyyy" |
| 5 | Cg | 16 |
"Hello everybody" |
| 6 | hearty | 13 |
"morning you ready to go" |
| 7 | binman | 13 |
" or evening for you" |
| 8 | Milla | 12 |
"Evening all" |
| 9 | BP-JCitipmt | 10 |
"i was up all nigh went to be about the afternoon " |
| 10 | bloke | 10 |
"Kenny hello and sorry to hear that" |
| 11 | Julie | 9 |
"Oh by the way sherry I am not starting any shift stirring at all and also my arse is not fat. But hey ho wiggles it" |
| 12 | Northy | 8 |
"i like the spirit of xmas people saying hello we have a sing in the street" |
| 13 | kipper | 8 |
"it's like a tv tuned to this morning" |
| 14 | MikeTard2025 | 7 |
"I hope your morning is going well...its past 12:30am here" |
| 15 | jennywise | 7 |
"i have things to do SOBER i may joke but hey ho hahahahahaha" |
| 16 | icon | 7 |
"Hello fat lazy old pill heads" |
| 17 | SheeEp | 6 |
"lol, good morning northy sir!" |
| 18 | JasonKing | 6 |
"watty1 is your boss not gracing herself with her presence this morning?" |
| 19 | giantryan | 5 |
"Wey hey" |
| 20 | GeneralKenobiO66 | 5 |
"Hello to the following people. Answer or you are gay. Axon ben_dover Chaz EriC^ Evil-Bill janey justme Kenny Lau MeDuSa Mervyn MikeTard2025 mittens bebula NotJamesBond Pie_Smasher PoisonGirL Rhytia Right shayne SheeEp skipperSpooky stats YeahSo zap" |
| 21 | Danielle | 5 |
"Morning" |
| 22 | smokey69 | 4 |
"Hello cuya" |
| 23 | Sherry | 4 |
"that fat fks been trolling me all morning" |
| 24 | SELINAGUCCII | 4 |
"salam hello bonjour , happy monday guys" |
| 25 | LQQK87 | 4 |
"NO WORK YET AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN MONTANA PISSCAL ? DIDN'T THINK THERE WOULD BE" |
| 26 | Emmaa | 4 |
"howdy everyone x" |
| 27 | TheRealestTee | 3 |
"Hello Hello, whats all this then" |
| 28 | t3 | 3 |
"You convinced me to eat those noodles at 5 in the morning. An hour later it felt like my arsehole was holding a viewing of the conjuring" |
| 29 | RebelRock | 3 |
"Hello Hayley " |
| 30 | play | 3 |
"I usualy chat in the early morning or late afternoon" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 274 |
"no need to entertain that kind of rubbish :)" |
| 2 | icon | 175 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 3 | kipper | 162 |
"it's the psychotic hour :D" |
| 4 | Hayley | 94 |
"She looks at the TV for ages when wolves are onn😂" |
| 5 | Milla | 85 |
"i cannot wait'' Shahs of sunset '' reality show coming back on bravo channel :D" |
| 6 | watty1 | 63 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 7 | Rebel | 61 |
"What's the white blobs on the jeans🤨" |
| 8 | SheeEp | 38 |
"am not convinced by it :D" |
| 9 | TooBrutalForChatters | 25 |
"😃 😃" |
| 10 | Evil-Bill | 21 |
"They take direction so well. :)" |
| 11 | smokey69 | 20 |
"Its free to smile 😃" |
| 12 | Athenry | 19 |
"Was singing it earlier 😂" |
| 13 | TheRealestTee | 17 |
"😁" |
| 14 | JeffreyEpstein | 17 |
"I love the way a muslim looks in fear as i point my gun to their head ☺️" |
| 15 | BP-JCitipmt | 17 |
"there would be no Poland if you did :P" |
| 16 | danW | 12 |
"Plenty there too! 😂" |
| 17 | Julie | 10 |
"Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 18 | jennywise | 9 |
"i have a j :)" |
| 19 | RebelRock | 7 |
"Bile yer heid Norris 😂 sweaty jock McGregor" |
| 20 | MikeTard2025 | 7 |
"😎" |
| 21 | TheRedSnowballTree68 | 6 |
"Imagine sitting around all day, every day, every week, every month collecting chat logs, checking everyones IP's 😂😂😂(and waiting for me to enter)" |
| 22 | foxy | 6 |
"Bbiab 😆" |
| 23 | StormVuLT | 5 |
"wb mentor :)" |
| 24 | rosetta64 | 5 |
"What is this place 😅" |
| 25 | lex123 | 5 |
":P" |
| 26 | discovery | 5 |
"💥 🥴 :owoannouncement: 🥵 🥶 😶 🌊 🐂 🦦 🐙 🧡" |
| 27 | Danielle | 5 |
"Nothing wrong with having a look :)" |
| 28 | ToLashOrNotToLash | 4 |
"He will learn the word toicfaidh ar la which means I am great 😜😉😜😉" |
| 29 | T5T675765H2R | 4 |
"😁" |
| 30 | NotTodaySATAN | 4 |
"You mean.. I was RIGHT the whole time? It depends on who asks? 🤣🤣🤣" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 317 |
"🤣" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 237 |
"Good" |
| 3 | Julie | 195 |
"What" |
| 4 | hearty | 152 |
"how" |
| 5 | ROBSAYZSAYZ | 151 |
"LOL" |
| 6 | Rebel | 128 |
"You" |
| 7 | Evil-Bill | 128 |
"lmao" |
| 8 | MikeTard2025 | 121 |
" " |
| 9 | Milla | 92 |
"brb" |
| 10 | kipper | 91 |
"lol" |
| 11 | watty1 | 82 |
"took" |
| 12 | smokey69 | 80 |
"Big" |
| 13 | janey | 70 |
"YES" |
| 14 | Hayley | 67 |
"Ty " |
| 15 | Sherry | 65 |
"lol" |
| 16 | TooBrutalForChatters | 64 |
"😆" |
| 17 | t3 | 59 |
"Yes" |
| 18 | Kenny | 48 |
"no" |
| 19 | JasonKing | 44 |
"oh" |
| 20 | TheRealestTee | 37 |
"Llol" |
| 21 | play | 37 |
"oops" |
| 22 | lex123 | 36 |
"lol" |
| 23 | kid-a | 36 |
" ly" |
| 24 | SheeEp | 35 |
":)" |
| 25 | ROBROBSAYZ | 33 |
"ME" |
| 26 | giantryan | 33 |
"Oooo" |
| 27 | freak_the_legend | 33 |
"no" |
| 28 | SELINAGUCCII | 32 |
"wb" |
| 29 | ROBSAYZ | 32 |
"ISLE" |
| 30 | Athenry | 32 |
"DD" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | play | 39 |
<Reverend_Hosebag> Play, try and understand this basic fact. Just because you disagree with the jury verdict, doesn't make it invalid. |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 33 |
<NotJamesBond> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, i'm sure they don't but the fact still stands that biden could not have released them due to the maxwell investigation and trial lol |
| 3 | t3 | 25 |
<NotJamesBond> t3, in case you haven't noticed i just bait you into "mocking" me... ......for things you actually do |
| 4 | kipper | 24 |
<Babla> kipper: I am insulting you I am just describing you |
| 5 | Julie | 21 |
<jennywise> julie , why do you stay here and take this |
| 6 | hearty | 13 |
<Curacao> hearty, it would be a noble deed indeed if you could assist either ICON , PHEAD, FREAKSHOW OR PASCAL in losing their virginity |
| 7 | Rebel | 11 |
<NotJamesBond> Rebel, you can make me smile by calling play a retard |
| 8 | Kenny | 9 |
<Buffalo_Bob> Kenny, what's going on today, m8? |
| 9 | JasonKing | 9 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> JasonKing, I am free to discuss what I please |
| 10 | Milla | 8 |
<NotJamesBond> Milla, is that because every time you bring them up you make yourself look like a retard |
| 11 | icon | 8 |
<Reverend_Hosebag> Icon, can you imagine living or working in a building where "engineer " Play designed the mechanical systems? Hahahahahahaha |
| 12 | Beach | 8 |
<BP-JCitipmt> Beach, why does Santa have a such a big sack ? |
| 13 | JenniCricket | 7 |
<Milla> JenniCricket, i know you still angry with me, I still love you girl ,. |
| 14 | Hayley | 7 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, my white woman, tell me you lust me, so as to put Bill's mind at ease |
| 15 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
<NotJamesBond> Evil-Bill, in england they're pretty much just groomed to hate the irish |
| 16 | hi_my_name_is | 5 |
<Milla> hi_my_name_is, chill |
| 17 | Sherry | 4 |
<Cuyahosebag> Sherry, our love is as lovely and fragrant as the Thames on a hot summer day |
| 18 | Screamo | 3 |
<Julie> Screamo, they are so many prices |
| 19 | MikeTard2025 | 3 |
<Phead_Delayed_Xo> MikeTard2025, you are the sewagey sewage of the Seychelles |
| 20 | LQQK87 | 3 |
<NotJamesBond> LQQK87, that appears to be the case |
| 21 | Leaves | 3 |
<NotJamesBond> Leaves, hurry it up i don't have all night to wait on your back up arriving so you can reply |
| 22 | Cg | 3 |
<SELINAGUCCII> cg , when ru going to put up xmas tree |
| 23 | Ben | 3 |
<Milla> Ben, why are you still sitting here ?? |
| 24 | TooBrutalForChatters | 2 |
<Rikishi> TooBrutalForChatters: I hope your wife brings her date on your funeral |
| 25 | TheRedSnowballTree68 | 2 |
<NotJamesBond> TheRedSnowballTree68, don't hide bitch boy |
| 26 | T5T675765H2R | 2 |
<NotJamesBond> T5T76746H2R21, seek employment |
| 27 | smokey69 | 2 |
<NotJamesBond> smokey69, apologise for your low iq and little hammer |
| 28 | SeaMan | 2 |
<NotJamesBond> SeaMan, did you know the captain actually survived the original sinking |
| 29 | RebelRock | 2 |
<NotJamesBond> RebelRock, did you save his and not others because his took up less ink? |
| 30 | Pete | 2 |
<Vote_for_Hosebag> Pete, that's a good point. Kenny is living the life of luxury on the taxpayer dime. |
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