#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Friday 21 Nov 2025 to Thursday 27 Nov 2025
555 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Daily statistics

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When are people active in #kisschat.co.uk?

6.0% 4.6% 5.1% 5.3% 4.5% 2.8% 1.5% 1.3% 0.8% 2.0% 2.3% 3.6% 4.6% 4.7% 3.9% 4.2% 4.0% 4.2% 4.0% 4.7% 5.6% 7.4% 7.2% 5.6%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
759800)
479055

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total line count: 8471730
Estimate for this section: 759800 lines.

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

NotJamesBond liked showing off, giving 9 self-descriptions.
Sample:
 23 Nov 7:20 * NotJamesBond spits on hearty
Papeete was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 34% of lines contained questions.

VSXPINK was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 26%.

hearty seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 43 times...

icon also chatted to themselve 40 times.

janey had a sticky shift button - wrote 897 lines in CAPS.
Sample:
 25 Nov 21:55 <janey>  LOVES THIS  SONG
Activity peak: 32 people were simultaneously active on 27 Nov 2025 0:00 - 1:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 TNA_B2B_NBC, JasonKing, i-like-bacon, EviI-Bill, Gerone, StormVuLT, Rebel, smokey69, ohwellfuck12ibsforsale, LQQK87, Fukltol, t3, southernbwc, Evil-Bill, ROBSAYZFREEUPDATE, Touched_By_Tism, LouIabelle, Khandi_, giantryan, RebeI, Rebelrock, R0BSAYZFREEUPDATE, Firefly, cunt, St0rmVuLT, RebeIRock, Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, guerrerocomoquevivalaraza, Happyjulie50, i-Love-bacon, Phead_in_Cracks_Yo...
EskiDance wrote the longest lines - average of 63 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 32 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (still haven't found the best one, T5T7467436H2R...)
T5T7467436H2R19 Nicks T5T7467436H2R(26%), T5T45354345H2R(18%), T5T675765H2R(10%), T5T767364H2R(6.6%), T5T6487364782H2R(5.3%), T5T76437364H2R(4.4%), T5T589483694836H2R(4.2%), T5T736736H2R(4.0%), T5T48963296H2R(3.8%), T5T45545564H2R(2.7%), T5T8923748937H2R(2.4%), T5T73647436H2R(2.2%), T5T8436843H2R(2.2%), T5T2837363H2R(1.8%), T5T2383736H2R(1.3%), T5T383736H2R(1.1%), T5T383...
Cg5 Nicks Cg(95%), Cg38(2.4%), Cg__(1.4%), Cg78(0.7%), Cg62(0.3%)
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(95%), kid-a94(3.3%), kid-a40(0.7%), kid-a68(0.2%)
JasonKing3 Nicks JasonKing(93%), JasonKing79(6.0%), JasonKing83(0.9%)
Sherry3 Nicks Sherry(99%), sherry_(0.8%), Sherry`(0.1%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 1434
hearty - 1045
icon - 2380
Rebel - 1847
2NotJamesBond - 1257
Julie - 776
Julie - 1206
play - 1434
3Evil-Bill - 1159
Sherry - 443
watty1 - 880
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 968
4Hayley - 1141
NotJamesBond - 420
Kenny - 833
janey - 949
5Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 1113
icon - 296
Sherry - 788
Pascal-Montana - 705
6hearty - 1079
Kenny - 288
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 670
smokey69 - 675
7watty1 - 592
KissChat4Life - 233
jennywise - 646
PascaI-Montana - 606
8FreeSpirit - 584
kipper - 223
hearty - 643
Touched_By_Tism - 604
9JenniCricket - 530
Northy - 220
SELINAGUCCII - 616
Francesco - 575
10Rebel - 400
MikeTard2025 - 190
TheRealestTee - 604
hearty - 559

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

2/2025 - 11/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
8 (2.7%)
 10000..11999
40 (13%)
 8000..9999
98 (33%)
 6000..7999
94 (31%)
 4000..5999
47 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.0%)
 1..1999
7 (2.3%)

2025

2 / 2025
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2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
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9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27
 
Lines: 225117



Chat partners

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 Hayleyt3 1 JulieSherry
2 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 2 JuliePhead_in_Crisis_Xo
3 HayleyEvil-Bill 3 Juliehearty
4 HayleyJenniCricket 4 NorthySherry
5 Evil-Billt3 5 Julieicon
6 t3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 6 JulieKenny
7 kid-aPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 7 Kennyicon
8 HayleySD 8 Sherryhearty
9 FreeSpiritNotJamesBond 9 Phead_in_Crisis_Xohearty
10 Rebelplay 10 JulieNorthy
11 NotJamesBondShowtime 11 KennySherry
12 JenniCrickett3 12 Sherryicon
13 t3Rebel 13 Juliekipper
14 Evil-BillNotJamesBond 14 Hi-Fattiesicon
15 t3watty1 15 JulieROBSAYZNESBITT
16 t3NotJamesBond 16 SheeEpicon
17 Rebelkid-a 17 KissChat4LifeNotJamesBond
18 Hayleyhearty 18 JulieSheeEp
19 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay 19 SheeEpSherry
20 Showtimet3 20 KissChat4Lifehearty


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Julieicon 1 Rebelplay
2 Kennyicon 2 Rebelsmokey69
3 Sherryicon 3 smokey69play
4 JulieTheRealestTee 4 Rebelkid-a
5 Juliejennywise 5 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
6 TheRealestTeeicon 6 Pascal-Montanaplay
7 SELINAGUCCIIicon 7 kid-aplay
8 JulieSherry 8 JasonKingRebel
9 iconjennywise 9 janeysmokey69
10 jennywiseTheRealestTee 10 Phead_in_Crisis_XoRebel
11 KennySherry 11 Rebelhearty
12 jennywiseSherry 12 RebelPascal-Montana
13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoicon 13 RebelT5T7467436H2R
14 Rebelicon 14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay
15 watty1icon 15 Rebeljaney
16 watty1Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 16 RebelKenny
17 iconkipper 17 JasonKingplay
18 iconhearty 18 Rebelicon
19 iconSheeEp 19 LQQK87Pascal-Montana
20 iconplay 20 LQQK87play



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Cg  7
  100%
2 kid-a  7
  100%
3 icon  7
  100%
4 Kenny  7
  100%
5 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
6 T5T7467436H2R  7
  100%
7 LQQK87  7
  100%
8 Evil-Bill  7
  100%
9 Hayley  7
  100%
10 hearty  7
  100%
11 SheeEp  7
  100%
12 smokey69  7
  100%
13 JenniCricket  7
  100%
14 Rebel  7
  100%
15 Sherry  7
  100%
16 Northy  7
  100%
17 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
18 giantryan  6
  86%
19 Emmaa  6
  86%
20 t3  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 smokey69  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 JenniCricket  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 hearty  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 SheeEp  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 Northy  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 Happyjulie50  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 Rebel  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Sherry  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Hayley  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 icon  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 Kenny  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Cg  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 kid-a  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 LQQK87  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Evil-Bill  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 SELINAGUCCII  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 T5T7467436H2R  7 21 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 7 days active
18 Emmaa  6 22 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 6 days active
19 JonnieCAT  5 23 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 5 days active
20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 23 Nov - 27 Nov 2025
  Currently 5 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
54.. 6 EskiDance(63.5), TheGreatOne(60.4), AF1highs-west-coast(57.1), No...
51..53 1 Touched_By_Aspergers(53.4)
48..50 1 Danielle(50.8)
45..47 5 t3(47.8), TNA_B2B_NBC(46.9), way-bitch-westcoast(46.1), Papeete(...
42..44 6 PascaI-Montana(44.6), BOTTEGAjenga(43.9), RichMan(43.7), Frances...
39..41 6 starboy-west-coast(41.9), temu-7rings(41.5), Linga(41.1), eazy-west...
36..38 6 LQQK87(39.0), BillyWhoreHopper(38.2), temu-west-coast(36.9), Slay...
33..35 6 Piss_up_a_rope(35.7), VSXPINK(35.7), MondayMonday(35.5), Gash_...
30..32 14 Rebelrock(32.9), ToXiCTyPeR(32.1), Rebel(31.8), EviI-Bill(31.7), SELIN...
27..29 14 Allegra(29.9), JenniCricket(29.6), binman(29.4), Evil-Bill(29.3), pyramid(...
24..26 10 TeamJacob(26.9), Mara-Al-Lutha(26.8), JasonKing(26.8), StormVuLT(...
21..23 10 MikeTard2025(23.3), SD(23.2), Happyjulie50(23.0), watty1(23.0), ``(22...
..20 13 FreeSpirit(20.3), lex123(20.1), ROBSAYZ(19.0), ROBSYZSAYZERRR...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words

Count Word Last used by At
4068 "that" DuppyAndLeave 27 Nov 23:58
2159 "have" JasonKing 27 Nov 23:58
2084 "with" Northy 27 Nov 22:51
2004 "like" DuppyAndLeave 27 Nov 23:53
1612 "they" Rebel 27 Nov 23:38
1556 "here" DuppyAndLeave 27 Nov 23:58
1515 "what" Rebel 27 Nov 23:44
1510 "just" Northy 27 Nov 23:01
1139 "about" DuppyAndLeave 27 Nov 23:53
1051 "this" JasonKing 27 Nov 23:55


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
998 "Rebel" DuppyAndLeave 27 Nov 23:58
796 "play" JasonKing 27 Nov 23:44
740 "Julie" BillyWhoreHopper 27 Nov 20:32
725 "Hayley" JasonKing 27 Nov 23:39
717 "icon" JasonKing 27 Nov 23:40


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
127 icon "I’d"(25), "TEEE"(14), "hodges"(16), "sled"(5), "TONED"(6), "pong"(3), "cold*"(3),
"begged"(6), "scrumpy"(9), "weighs"(5), "isn’t"(6), "blubber"(3), "you’ve"(6),
"workouts"(4), "elephant"(4), "CHAIRMAN"(3), "earthquake"(9), "palpitations"(5),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(5), "https://freeimage.host/i/fdgx2Qp"(32)
64 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "hawt"(3), "guilt"(5), "broad"(4), "Modal"(3), "Moresby"(7), "rolled"(3), "drunkard"(7),
"calorie"(4), "affairs"(3), "students"(4), "assigned"(3), "assembled"(5), "pipsqueaks"(4),
"sinfulness"(3), "HONOURABLE"(3), "prevailing"(3), "non-binary"(4), "e-intenses"(3),
"unnecessary"(3), "unvaccinated"(3)
55 Rebel "root"(8), "vans"(5), "acne"(5), "June"(3), "Laura"(6), "Keira"(4), "brats"(4), "pores"(3),
"Calvin"(5), "newton"(3), "Laters"(3), "alkies"(3), "boyfriend"(10), "cretins"(4), "fannies"(3),
"decorate"(4), "puddings"(3), "urinating"(3), "depressants"(3), "measurements"(3)
48 t3 "chop"(7), "ghey"(4), "hump"(4), "eazy"(3), "Paan"(3), "livin"(5), "c0ck"(4), "scarf"(4),
"Aryan"(4), "Hayls"(3), "rapey"(3), "tabbys"(4), "juices"(3), "broham"(3), "Shoulda"(5),
"Muhamad"(4), "wheelie"(3), "erection"(4), "magically"(6), "Pakistanis"(5)
41 Kenny "TAXI"(8), "Lidl"(5), "pm "(3), "who "(4), "icoon"(4), "far "(3), "face "(4), "weed "(4),
"fitter"(3), "Temu "(3), "else "(3), "devils"(3), "Online "(9), "clown "(4), "month "(4),
"granddad"(4), "hugzzzzz"(4), "shithead"(3), "stupid "(3), "iggied "(3)
33 Pascal-Montana "tribal"(10), "swept"(5), "celts"(5), "factions"(10), "Gnaeus"(4), "Julius"(4), "localised"(10),
"subdued"(4), "sunderland"(13), "expanding"(10), "Northeast"(4), "centralised"(10),
"Ireland’s"(10), "irresistible"(10), "effectively"(5), "indications"(4), "unconquered"(4),
"successfully"(4), "governorship"(4), "the-lion-in-winter"(3)
31 Francesco "cans"(3), "baba"(3), "sweep"(3), "tools"(3), "alien"(3), "Petite"(5), "cowboy"(3),
"mustafa"(5), "collecting"(14), "messiah"(3), "aspirin"(3), "kid-a "(3), "floating"(3),
"Japanese"(3), "taxpayers"(4), "providing"(3), "fanatical"(3), "REPUBLICANS"(7),
"intercourse"(3), "unbelievable"(3)
31 kid-a " hey"(14), "vult"(8), " what"(12), " they"(11), " ah"(4), " Or"(4), "TEEL"(3),
" Lmao"(8), " why"(4), " DID"(4), " one"(3), " how"(3), " Now"(3), " like"(5),
" nope"(5), " Does"(3), "busked"(3), " great"(5), " still"(3), "pleasing"(4)
27 hearty "naah"(14), "fone"(8), "kuta"(7), "nite"(6), "naaah"(7), "kaffer"(9), "snotty"(9), "godo"(3),
"venom"(4), "FONTS"(4), "beggar"(6), "kutta"(3), "kippper"(5), "Minging"(3), "scarred"(3),
"pissflaps"(4), "pensioner"(3), "intellect"(3), "healthcare"(3), "schzophrenic"(4)
26 watty1 "loool "(34), "git "(6), "tubby"(6), "villa"(5), "isint"(5), "mong "(7), "run "(3), "lex "(3),
"looool "(11), "seli "(4), "days "(3), "didint"(3), "lol  "(3), "basterd"(3), "fatso "(3),
"crisis "(4), "lmfaooooo"(6), "loooool "(6), "hahahahhahaha"(3),
"lmfaooooooooooooooooooo"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
36 NotJamesBond and Touched_By_Tism "fired"(13), "awhile"(12), "Todd"(5), "boxed"(7), "edit"(3), "camps"(6), "print"(3), "heavily"(4),
"breaths"(3), "backwards"(9), "universal"(9), "simpsons"(4), "drooling"(4), "congress"(3),
"supports"(3), "spazzing"(3), "switching"(4), "releasing"(3), "TheVanguard"(7),
"tism...hows"(5)
25 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and t3 "dash"(4), "ahem"(4), "alarm"(5), "witty"(3), "wrasse"(5), "seaweed"(7), "tidbit"(3),
"species"(6), "appreciate"(14), "absence"(3), "Eswatini"(6), "Scorpion"(4), "agreeing"(3),
"presumed"(3), "Shangri-La"(9), "Stockholm"(3), "vaccinated"(3), "dedication"(3),
"improvement"(3), "interactions"(4)
22 icon and Rebel "skip"(7), "3lbs"(7), "Patrick"(13), "ward"(3), "gums"(3), "polar"(5), "wreck"(5),
"attacks"(11), "chunky"(8), "selfie"(8), "parked"(6), "letters"(8), "pepper"(4), "nurses"(3),
"*flicks"(4), "followers"(9), "addicts"(3), "knocking"(5), "peasants"(3), "overweight"(6)
20 Rebel and play "tall"(9), "Huns"(7), "adam"(4), "Dane"(3), "blimp"(4), "fetal"(3), "Jenner"(4), "kellogs"(7),
"product"(7), "flakes"(3), "cankles"(6), "gingers"(6), "clouds"(3), "complain"(7),
"blowing"(4), "lacking"(3), "simples"(3), "Twinklys"(5), "Cornflakes"(10), "disturbed"(5)
19 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Rebel "exam"(8), "gotten"(11), "pose"(4), "Speccy"(8), "needn"(4), "ought"(3), "messy"(3),
"wisdom"(5), "burned"(3), "plooky"(3), "shallow"(5), "results"(4), "yoghurt"(3),
"listened"(5), "Atlantic"(4), "subjects"(3), "Nicknames"(4), "harassing"(3), "girlfriends"(4)
19 Rebel and t3 "Pfft"(11), "tryna"(12), "India"(10), "shirt"(10), "sage"(6), "SMUT"(4), "gnomes"(9), "ouija"(3),
"holidays"(9), "wishing"(5), "ancient"(5), "fortune"(3), "creator"(3), "password"(5),
"assuming"(3), "bungalow"(3), "opportunity"(8), "reprobates"(4), "celebration"(4)
18 watty1 and ROBSAYZPELMENI "Looool"(156), "Loooool"(39), "SELI"(6), "Looooool"(13), "leeeds"(3), "looooooool"(3),
"loooooooool"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(16), "LOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(14), "loooooooooooooooool"(14),
"looooooooooooooooool"(11), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(13), ...
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Evil-Bill "fail"(9), "closet"(10), "vanilla"(10), "hookers"(7), "nephew"(4), "crappy"(3), "agrees"(3),
"TRICKED"(6), "capital"(5), "prepare"(4), "somewhat"(7), "nagging"(3), "reminded"(4),
"MikeTard"(3), "heartless"(5), "civilized"(3), "replacement"(6)
16 Kenny and Hayley "did "(9), "can "(5), "right "(9), "yeah "(4), "both "(3), "once "(3), "wrong "(5),
"weird "(5), "SMOKEY "(6), "about "(3), "either "(5), "bullshits"(7), "bright "(4),
"anyone "(3), "Transgender"(10), "strongest"(4)
15 Rebel and NotJamesBond "GCSE"(10), "kings"(5), "girly"(3), "liners"(5), "upload"(5), "August"(4), "streak"(4),
"drunks"(4), "naming"(3), "regret"(3), "chances"(6), "messing"(5), "planned"(3),
"DICTIONARY"(10), "debating"(4)




#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 t3  80 <NotJamesBond> t3, i have those lines saved in a txt file just to post them every time he
comes in
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  38 <TheGreatOne> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, yg had to use his phone and point it at the screen
to take a screenshot lol
3 play  34 <NotJamesBond> play, exactly, it's well known they traded in ireland
4 hello  33 <ToXiCTyPeR> hello, Kenny. Have you got your stuff back yet?
5 FreeSpirit  28 <NotJamesBond> FreeSpirit, yeah that's as true as yg does mma
6 Rebel  26 <play> Rebel, lefty posted your picture in here
7 Showtime  24 <NotJamesBond> Showtime, do you remember all those times yg was shit talking bill when
bill wasn't here? lets see how good your memory is
8 hearty  20 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> hearty, please tell lefty to die
9 Evil-Bill  20 <Touched_By_Tism> Evil-Bill, 30 minutes
10 Julie  16 <jennywise> julie , why do you stay here and take this
11 JonnieCAT  15 <Tango> JonnieCAT:  your ugly face makes onions cry
12 icon  13 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, when are you taking off to the Cayman Islands?
13 pyramid  12 <Linga> pyramid:  you would have , but now your exposed
14 Hayley  12 <Cuyahosebag> Hayley, carefully examine your post. I'm pretty sure Bill told Phead the
way to your heart is to send a dead rat to you in the mail.
15 Papeete  11 <Touched_By_Tism> Papeete, it's a if you want a good life get a job approach
16 Kenny  11 <TheRealestTee> Kenny, the season of goodwill doesnt literally mean "Season"
 
17 Touched_By_Aspergers  8 <Touched_By_Tism> Touched_By_Aspergers, not just the week, when i left last year he
claimed the same thing almost instantly
18 MondayMonday  8 <Linga> MondayMonday:  This room needs moderators so that we can get rid
of illogical chats
19 milkshake  7 <RichMan> milkshake:  clowns like you are insult to boxing 
20 jennywise  7 <Touched_By_Tism> jennywise, none of that would matter, russia would wipe us out in return
21 BOTTEGAjenga  7 <RichMan> BOTTEGAjenga:  I hope you are kicked out because you are a blemish
on that city , a piece of ugly scum
22 MikeTard2025  6 <Touched_By_Tism> MikeTard2025, i'm also making it illegal to own a keyboard
23 lex123  6 <NotJamesBond> lex123, but only an idiot donates to those big ones
24 Xmas-EVIL  5 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Xmas-Evil, soon here
25 temu-west-coast  5 <Linga> temu-west-coast:  there should be laws about this , but its not there
26 smokey69  5 <A> smokey69: lol
27 Cg  5 <SELINAGUCCII> cg , men think about sex evry 3 seconds
28 temu-7rings  4 <Handsome> temu-7rings: También eres femenina en modales.
29 Ramon  4 <Linga> Ramon:  are you giving live demonstrations of how you use dildo
30 PascaI-Montana  4 <Touched_By_Tism> PascaI-Montana, which one of us cloned a back street boy to pm julie?



Top 3 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 SELINAGUCCII  1 <Xmas-EVIL> Selinaguccii !!!
2 Question  1 <Question> Question !!!!
3 hello  1 <katy432> hello!!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 NotJamesBond  9 * NotJamesBond waits for the next stupidity..."probably stole them"
2 temu-cosmetics  7 * temu-cosmetics Winks at play
3 Touched_By_Tism  5 * Touched_By_Tism writes on notes that there's no receipts for the hotel
4 temu-7rings  5 * temu-7rings sprays coach dupe from temu in a massive cloud
5 starboy-west-coast  3 * starboy-west-coast spits on hearty
6 play  3 * play is a big name in here
7 chamoy-west-coast  3 * chamoy-west-coast does the hellicopter for simpy69
8 ambitionzasaridahwestcoast  3 * ambitionzasaridahwestcoast farts on crisis cunt
9 WoW-west-coast  2 * WoW-west-coast farts
10 TheGreatOne  2 * TheGreatOne waits for the tism brain to type something up about chat logs and ips
11 ohwellfuck12ibsforsale  2 * ohwellfuck12ibsforsale yawns
12 mild-winter-west-coast  2 * mild-winter-west-coast Touched_By_Aspergers
13 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing stubs out a ciggy on Rocks forehead for ash wednesday
14 invested-and-diversified  2 * invested-and-diversified yawns
15 Captain-Save-A-304  2 * Captain-Save-A-304 greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
16 AF1highs-west-coast  2 * AF1highs-west-coast dances to Nelly af1s
17 A`Ha  2 * A`Ha launches icon on a trebuchet into the sun
18 Yo-MTV-Raps  1 * Yo-MTV-Raps greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
19 Uhlenhaut-Coupe  1 * Uhlenhaut-Coupe greets SELINAGUCCII with a Chokesalaam'alaikum
20 Touched_By_Aspergers  1 * Touched_By_Aspergers farts and yawns
21 Showtime  1 * Showtime spits on barty
22 Mihajlovic  1 * Mihajlovic plants a pinpoint freekick onto fat Tim's medicine ball moonface
23 i-like-bacon  1 * i-like-bacon waits for a mention of doxxing levels
24 eazy-westcoast  1 * eazy-westcoast farts on the geriatric troll
25 Ally  1 * Ally bounces a loonie offa EviI-Bills head
26 Allie  1 * Allie looks around for a thick basard



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 icon  46 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
2 NotJamesBond  21 "it was meant to be over 20% before the 90s ended"
3 Touched_By_Tism  12 "it might give him an idea on how those stats actually work"
4 EskiDance  7 "TGO lives and breathes kisschat. Look at the stats page he's top for every time section LOL"
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 "well TGO, all tech jobs will probably go to AI, or 90% of them"
6 FreeSpirit  5 "you are on the stats as being here at night"
7 TNA_B2B_NBC  4 "Yet ironically he's number 1 in the nightcrawlers section on the stats page LOL"
8 t3  4 "Muslims are probably around 7% of the population now. Look at what we're dealing with"
9 StormVuLT  4 "around 99% are Muslim in Turkey"
10 kipper  4 "icon do you have a spreadsheet with chatters stats or something :D"
11 SheeEp  3 "the phase of the moon is currently at 0% so we have a full closed moon"
12 invested-and-diversified  3 "5% is okay, wish they would do more tbf"
13 FAT-APULT  3 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
14 way-bitch-westcoast  2 "99.999999% of emotions are utterly pointless"
15 Touched_By_Aspergers  2 "Check the hosts for "Ben" it's 100% him"
16 ROBSAYZPELMENI  2 "81% of the U.S took the vax that’s 271 million ppl, WE ARE THE 19% who didn’t."
17 LQQK87  2 "BILLY BOY ISN'T CUBAN BY THE WAY HE'S 100 % FROM HONDURAS"
18 Kenny  2 "21% tax on other online gambling upto 40% soon "
19 kelly_gtr  2 "strongest alcohol is   everclear   95% poof lol"
20 Hi-Fatties  2 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
21 Francesco  2 "apparently in Japan they've got A formula to regrow teeth I'm not sure whether it's 100% factual.
But if it is that's brilliant can you imagine losing the tooth and then you can get it regrown that's
brilliant. If that's possible"
22 Cuyafunbags  2 "Exit polls show that incest participants voted for Mr. Trujmp by 78%."
23 chat-is-love  2 "I awlays gave myself and my employees a 6% match"
24 You-Cant-Win  1 "4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟"
25 ToXiCTyPeR  1 ".cOJEdsQpbKOUlbXOaoB052RUwuSSH-ZKjYN9NAgLT60&dib_tag=se&keywords=radiator%2Bheat...
...ers%2Bfor%2Bindoor%2Buse&qid=1764012393&sprefix=Radiator%2Bheater%2Caps%2C227&sr...
...=8-6&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.9fe8cbfa-bf43-43d1-a707-3f4e65a4b666&th=1"
26 TheRealestTee  1 "I'd 100% snap you in half"
27 TheGreatOne  1 "christmas 2030, i bet you that ai has not cost 90% of traditional jobs"
28 temu-7rings  1 "THE INTERNET IS 95% THE NSA"
29 SELINAGUCCII  1 "kenny go oiutside , paint yourself black and label stating > 100% free black friday sale offer "
30 SD  1 "FUCK 100% of those sick-o fuking muslems!"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 icon  69 "Kenny couldn’t beat an egg"
2 SheeEp  30 "watty is all about sausage also"
3 Rebel  25 "Well found out a whopping 26 family members are coming to the Christmas dinner now."
4 kipper  20 "I just fancy sausage n tommy k tho"
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  18 "I heard you had pizza for breakfast, Xmas-EVIL"
6 hearty  18 "fuckoff sherry fish soup"
7 AF1highs-west-coast  18 "Roast Tom Turkey with Natural Gravy · Lobster Mac and Cheese · Cranberry, Apple and Sage
Cornbread Stuffing · Petite Filet Mignon Cooked-to-Order · Oysters Rockefeller · Butternut Squash
Ravioli · Butter-Whipped Mashed Potatoes with Turkey Gravy · Saffron Basmati Rice · Deep Fried
Prawns and Oysters · Chicken Cordon Bleu · Dungeness Crab"
8 Sherry  17 "fatcon will knock her thick skin off her rice pudding"
9 Kenny  16 "best chips need lard "
10 SELINAGUCCII  11 "steak with mash , steam veg and gravy all over"
11 Pie_Smasher  11 "phead boo hoo hayley getting porked by other men then binning you"
12 Pascal-Montana  11 "if a woman can have a baby. I'm sure an eggplant would fit perfectly"
13 Hayley  11 "I did try beyond burger once, it was actually quite nice, but not as nice as real beef lol"
14 TheRealestTee  10 "Here's Fat Play, fresh out of Burgerking"
15 Dino-Baggio  10 "there's a Fort Heather had pizza with Cumberland sausages on top with a tomato based sauce"
16 t3  9 "I haven't had an Indian curry in a while"
17 play  9 "and now about to go out for a late lunch"
18 Francesco  9 "of course he did. He was probably having a chicken biryani before waiting,"
19 Northy  8 "fucks sake can't get into my biscuits"
20 milkshake  8 "i actually preferred school dinners to my mothers cooking"
21 giantryan  8 "Honeycomb, marshmallows, jelly beans and fudge"
22 BOTTEGAjenga  8 "China bought Smithfield pork"
23 LongLiveSATAN  7 "So...give Hot Chocolate a chance then."
24 Captain-Save-A-304Burgers  7 "Made out of chocolate"
25 Ally  7 "grandad like the sausage like yerself lex123 ?"
26 T5T7467436H2R  6 "ICOK am using your moms webbed fishnets"
27 PascaI-Montana  6 "you could probably fry an egg on Pablo's head"
28 kid-a  6 " Dani. Good thanks. About to have a curry"
29 Evil-Bill  6 "I want some pork rinds!"
30 Xmas-EVIL  5 "So I can cook my fries in it?"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 t3  66 "They gonna say they had "prom" next, watch"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  61 "he told me that, in Iran, teachers are regarded "as nothing""
3 Evil-Bill  57 "Phead can just call me "Dad"."
4 NotJamesBond  56 "like "irish are drunks"...brits drink way more"
5 Touched_By_Tism  24 "that was your own words to prove you didn't type that you were "tested" for autism"
6 Hayley  22 "I said " Aaron shes asking me why you're ignoring her ""
7 TheRealestTee  18 "When asked if hes a virgin Phead replied "Ive done some sexual stuff" confirming he
is a virgin "
8 play  18 " Evil-Bill "Vampy"(25), "Terry"(5), "sally"(3), "Fidel"(
3), "tales"(3), "Asscal"(6), "Rumor"(3),"
9 BillyWhoreHopper  16 "You did use the word "Clients"."
10 Touched_By_Aspergers  13 "I've been saying YG is "Ben" for months"
11 temu-7rings  13 "My favorite YG line is "I AM THE MOST HONEST CHATTER I WOULD NEVER LIE""
12 Xmas-EVIL  11 "Which asshole is "Norris" ?"
13 ToXiCTyPeR  11 "One day we'll have a "baby disintegrator", kinda like that device in Resident Evil 4"."
14 LQQK87  9 "SAYS THE PAKI WHO TYPED " I'M NEVER COMING BACK " BOO HOO"
15 TheGreatOne  8 "well with kenny he kept talking about some prison in his "pretty much back yard""
16 EviI-Bill  8 "maybe they were "busy", Kenny"
17 StormVuLT  7 "Bill if you happen to see Bing, tell her "Come back and share some goddamn music, nobody
does around here""
18 AF1highs-west-coast  7 "It's fucking slogan is "shopping like a billionaire" FFS"
19 KissChat4Life  6 "Ever watch "Revenge of the nerds" ?"
20 LongLiveSATAN  5 "Little bitch was complaining night after night. "Oh I'm in pain, OW OW OW OW it hurts!""
21 FreeSpirit  5 "tgo the father's name on your kids birth cert says "brb milk""
22 BOTTEGAjenga  5 "He said their "relationship""
23 Papeete  4 "but if you want a "basic" life, come to us?"
24 ambitionzasaridahwestcoast  4 "Lol he's bringing back "chef yamoto""
25 ROBSAYZ  3 ""IS TIMOTHY GRIFFIN-MCGILL FROM CHIPPENHAM A CRIMINAL?""
26 no-shade-west-coast  3 "Phead was in here as "handsome" and also "Hayley" talking about how
good looking he is"
27 kipper  3 ""open wide and say ahhhhh" :D"
28 Julie  3 ""You know my name, not my story" and "Don't judge me until you know me" are
common"
29 John_Mayhoff  3 "Kenny's motto: "Live for yesterday""
30 eazy-westcoast  3 "loooool I never said "existence came from nothing" mate"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Happyjulie50  64 "hello anyone here care to chat"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  42 "alright, you all enjoy your evening"
3 Evil-Bill  25 "Hello, SelinaSquirt!"
4 Rebel  23 "Hello sweetie ♥️🌹♥️🌹♥️ liking the new clothes"
5 Cg  23 "Hello everybody  mornin"
6 Emmaa  16 "Good evening, my friend :)"
7 Northy  12 "i like the spirit of xmas people saying hello we have a sing in the street"
8 Julie  11 "You apologise to me this.morning and now you are being a bitch  to me"
9 hearty  11 "thanks dont worry i have buys morning like anyone"
10 jennywise  10 "hmmm icon ?? hello xx"
11 kipper  8 "and they can lie directly to your face, tell you they love you and kiss you on the same lips they
did an ATM with 2 black dudes in the morning :D"
12 JasonKing  8 "hello higs lad"
13 icon  8 "Hello fat lazy pong boxes pill heads and alcy chat addicts"
14 MikeTard2025  7 "a ~high~ morning tonight"
15 binman  7 "evening kid"
16 t3  6 "I'm good Bill. I was cool with her then she started calling me a paedo for saying hello to Tabby ha"
17 Danielle  6 "I was in Ikea yday afternoon.  God I hate that shop"
18 Touched_By_Tism  5 "Cg, hello you dumb bastard, what kind of fucking idiotic things have you been doing to enjoy your
day"
19 StormVuLT  5 "Hello hello"
20 Sherry  5 "rob say hello to kinny and shirry"
21 Pascal-Montana  5 "hello my part time apprentice tiler"
22 PascaI-Montana  5 "Zardoz you're very quiet this afternoon why don't you PM julie"
23 kid-a  5 "A woman said to him. You're drunk.  He said. You're ugly but I'll be sober in the morning"
24 Xmas-EVIL  4 "There's something unqiue about a walk in the evening during the fall."
25 SheeEp  4 "morning Northy sir! and get a fucking job Julie :)"
26 SELINAGUCCII  4 "good afternoon guys, hope your all fine"
27 NotJamesBond  4 "t3s idea of trolling = hey lets act like he said something he never said!"
28 JonnieCAT  4 "hello Englnad"
29 watty1  3 "morning dossers and chat alkis"
30 smokey69  3 "How's rebel this evening"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  450 "if she valued me, she'd not have done it, and she knew it, which is why she hid it :)"
2 kipper  220 "SELINAGUCCII check out Will Smiths daughter then tell me if you still believe that :D"
3 Hayley  183 "I'm mad, I've actually put the TV on just for Spooky 😂"
4 icon  166 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
5 watty1  81 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
6 SheeEp  40 "yeah they all changed upon labour, a lot of good ones gone :D"
7 Rebel  37 "Oh haha ha ha ha hilarious swoofer 😐.  Retard"
8 TNA_B2B_NBC  33 "That was a major schoolboy error for someone who's entire existence revolves around this LOL.
😂 😂 😂 😂"
9 EskiDance  26 "I clearly retired her 'Meagh' and 'Reno' names forever.😂"
10 smokey69  23 "hi hayley :)"
11 Papeete  19 "Frank Sinatra Forever :)"
12 TKO92  15 "Hayley.. You think Phead is a normal bloke? 😂"
13 StormVuLT  15 "Hi Lady Jenni, how are you? :)"
14 BoomBoomMancini  15 "Remember when they said I was in Dubai 😂"
15 jennywise  14 "assumptions make an ass out of you and me :)"
16 JeffreyEpstein  14 "TRump is my best friend ☺️"
17 TheRealestTee  13 "😂😂"
18 Pie_Smasher  13 "😆"
19 Emmaa  11 "yes :) they did come in handy when i couldnt sleep"
20 JenniCricket  10 "Such a racist 🙄"
21 Evil-Bill  10 "You need a good time, Phead. :)"
22 lex123  7 ";)"
23 Hi-Fatties  7 "😎"
24 ajmclean  7 "anyway HAPPYJULIE50 see y ou later :D"
25 TheRedSnowballTree68  6 "You must have been attached to Walrus Witson 😂 😂 😂 😂"
26 gaz  6 "They wouldn’t let me stay on into 6th form 😂"
27 BillyWhoreHopper  6 "Pascal, if you need work, I can hook you up at the truck lot :)"
28 SD  5 "guys , Hayley already IS a vegetarian ,,,she hasnt had any MEAT on years :)"
29 Julie  5 "🤣"
30 FAT-APULT  5 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Spoken Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  364 ":)"
2 icon  291 "🧐"
3 hearty  291 "yeah"
4 Julie  288 "Cu"
5 watty1  194 "lol"
6 Rebel  178 "Brb"
7 lex123  148 "hold"
8 Evil-Bill  117 "OTT?"
9 kipper  112 "💨"
10 Hayley  111 ":D"
11 FreeSpirit  110 "lie*"
12 t3  99 "Ja"
13 janey  76 "TY"
14 smokey69  71 "Lol"
15 MikeTard2025  61 " "
16 ROBSAYZPELMENI  57 "WEEL"
17 Sherry  56 "sad"
18 Showtime  47 "lol"
19 SELINAGUCCII  46 "wow"
20 kid-a  45 "Lol"
21 Kenny  45 "ever"
22 Hi-Fatties  45 "🤩"
23 SheeEp  42 "LOL"
24 play  39 "is*"
25 Xmas-EVIL  38 "lol"
26 JasonKing  36 "not"
27 JenniCricket  33 "*m"
28 Emmaa  33 "lol"
29 ROBSAYZSYAZ  31 "AM I"
30 KissChat4Life  28 "LMAO"



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