#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Sunday 21 Dec 2025 to Saturday 27 Dec 2025
679 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily chat activity

10263



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8782



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9125



8992



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Hourly stats

5.6% 4.6% 5.1% 4.7% 3.0% 1.7% 0.7% 0.7% 1.3% 1.5% 2.0% 2.6% 2.1% 2.9% 3.7% 4.3% 4.6% 5.6% 4.4% 5.2% 6.6% 9.0% 9.3% 8.8%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
(Est.
769670)
736197

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
1 - 3
2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
Total: 8728872 lines
Estimated number of lines for current section: 769670 lines

Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken



Big Numbers

Touched_By_Tism liked talking about themself - 8 descriptions altogether.
Example:
 22 Dec 13:52 * Touched_By_Tism spits on hearty
freak_the was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 28% of lines contained questions.

freak_the_legend didn't know that much either. 23% of lines were questions.

dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 42 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: hearty - was caught talking to themself 15 times.

dingo DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 2490 lines in CAPS!
Example:
 21 Dec 10:07 <dingo> LOOOL
Channel activity peak: 33 people were active on 26 Dec 2025 22:00 - 23:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 Sir_Daedalus, freedom, Lorri, Rebel, T5T7467436GTR, Sons, JasonKing, Asses_for_the_Masses, foop, Fukitol, Northypole, VibesAlive, h8, plascal, freak_the_legend, beachy, play, bob, EVIL_CUBAN, jjjjwhdud, BENhomofag, lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo, dingo, CubanoKing, binman, luke, JeffreyEpstein, lukebulge, smokey69, kid-a, Jonnie, LQQK87, SELINAGUCCII
Touched_By_Tism was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 58 letters per line.

Average line length on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

The ones with the most nicks (still haven't found the best one, tidingsofcomfortandjoy...)
tidingsofcomfortandjoy6 Nicks tidingsofcomfortandjoy(59%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy37(39%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy61(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy24(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy72(0.2%), tidingsofcomfortandjoy99(0.2%)
T5T7467436GTR5 Nicks T5T7467436GTR(31%), T5T374636GTR(26%), T5T476764GTR(21%), T5T78436786GTR(16%), T5T78443674GTR(4.5%)
Ben4 Nicks Ben(97%), ben95(1.0%), Ben69(1.0%), Ben13(1.0%)
Rebel4 Nicks Rebel(99%), rebel55(0.3%), Rebel25(0.1%), rebel33(0.0%)
dingo4 Nicks dingo(94%), Dingo95(4.8%), dingo1(0.7%), dingo92(0.4%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1watty1 - 1222
freak_the_legend - 622
Rebel - 947
Rebel - 2626
2dingo - 987
Sherry - 501
lex123 - 929
play - 1560
3MrToilet - 922
Rebel - 472
dingo - 803
dingo - 1397
4XmasEvil - 842
ohmyshit - 436
hearty - 779
VibesAlive - 1089
5Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 807
hearty - 329
SELINAGUCCII - 750
SELINAGUCCII - 918
6Milla - 705
Milla - 269
Sherry - 637
smokey69 - 821
7TheWeeknd - 697
Northypole - 254
freak_the_legend - 601
kid-a - 793
8Hayley - 540
Diplomatic_Sack - 203
XmasEvil - 559
watty1 - 784
9Treers - 503
dingo - 176
VibesAlive - 489
freak_the_legend - 695
10lex123 - 405
SheeEp - 160
SirDave - 452
lex123 - 678

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

3/2025 - 12/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
9 (3.0%)
 10000..11999
38 (13%)
 8000..9999
103 (34%)
 6000..7999
93 (31%)
 4000..5999
49 (16%)
 2000..3999
6 (2.0%)
 1..1999
4 (1.3%)

2025

3 / 2025
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16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
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17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
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Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
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7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
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19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 253938
11 / 2025
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16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30
Lines: 252153
12 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
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14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
 
 
Lines: 230106



Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 1 Sherryfreak_the_legend
2 Milladingo 2 CloveMilla
3 Sonst3 3 Rebelfreak_the_legend
4 TheWeekndwatty1 4 BenMilla
5 MillaStormVuLT 5 Sherryohmyshit
6 XmasEvilwatty1 6 Rebelhearty
7 XmasEvilHayley 7 RebelSherry
8 Diplomatic_Sackwatty1 8 MillaPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
9 Bendingo 9 Rebelohmyshit
10 Kennywatty1 10 dingofreak_the_legend
11 TheWeekndcunt 11 dingoSherry
12 TheWeekndPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 12 freak_the_legendohmyshit
13 HayleySirDave 13 Phead_in_Crisis_XoRebel
14 cuntwatty1 14 Bill-is-PORNSherry
15 Hayleyt3 15 SonsToXiCTyPeR
16 Millagreeny 16 MillaRebel
17 MillaBen 17 Sherrysmokey69
18 Diplomatic_SackTheWeeknd 18 DanielleVibesAlive
19 MrToiletdecades 19 Diplomatic_SackSherry
20 Phead_in_Crisis_XoTreers 20 Benfreak_the_legend


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 RebelSherry 1 Rebelplay
2 RebelSirDave 2 RebelVibesAlive
3 Rebelfreak_the_legend 3 Rebelsmokey69
4 Sherryfreak_the_legend 4 Rebelkid-a
5 SherrySirDave 5 playsmokey69
6 DanielleRebel 6 JasonKingRebel
7 VibesAlivelex123 7 kid-aplay
8 NorthypoleSherry 8 Rebelfreak_the_legend
9 DanielleSirDave 9 RebelT5T7467436GTR
10 DanielleSherry 10 Millaplay
11 VibesAlivehearty 11 JasonKingplay
12 heartylex123 12 RebelSELINAGUCCII
13 RebelXmasEvil 13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
14 Kennylex123 14 Rebelwatty1
15 SELINAGUCCIIlex123 15 SELINAGUCCIIplay
16 XmasEvilpickleball 16 Phead_in_Crisis_XoRebel
17 RebelSons 17 T5T7467436GTRVibesAlive
18 RebelVibesAlive 18 Sonsfreedom
19 SELINAGUCCIIXmasEvil 19 JasonKingwatty1
20 Rebelhearty 20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Jonnie  7
  100%
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
3 kid-a  7
  100%
4 Happyjulie50  7
  100%
5 Northypole  7
  100%
6 Touched_By_Tism  7
  100%
7 dingo  7
  100%
8 VibesAlive  7
  100%
9 play  7
  100%
10 Rebel  7
  100%
11 smokey69  7
  100%
12 SirDave  6
  86%
13 Ben  6
  86%
14 XmasEvil  6
  86%
15 binman  6
  86%
16 Sherry  6
  86%
17 Hayley  6
  86%
18 hearty  6
  86%
19 Evil-Bill  6
  86%
20 watty1  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 VibesAlive  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 dingo  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 play  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 smokey69  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 Rebel  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 Touched_By_Tism  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 Jonnie  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 kid-a  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Northypole  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 Happyjulie50  7 21 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 XmasEvil  6 21 Dec - 26 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
13 hearty  6 21 Dec - 26 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
14 Ben  6 21 Dec - 26 Dec 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
15 SELINAGUCCII  5 23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
16 watty1  5 23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
17 SD  5 22 Dec - 26 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active *
18 Fukitol  5 23 Dec - 27 Dec 2025
  Currently 5 days active
19 Evil-Bill  5 21 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Currently 1 days active
20 lex123  4 22 Dec - 25 Dec 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (25 Dec 2025)




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
46.. 5 Touched_By_Tism(58.5), RawMissionFM(57.1), just-keep-it-simple(54....
44..45 0 -
42..43 3 Pascal-Montana(43.3), t3(43.1), sumguy(42.6)
40..41 4 Robert-de-Niro(41.1), Rebel(40.8), bitchbewithyou(40.5), lamebitchout...
38..39 6 atmospheric-river(39.8), T5T3737637GT3(39.8), Danielle(39.8), seaso...
36..37 4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(37.8), freedom(37.5), tidingsofcomfortandjoy(37.2...
34..35 9 DiavoIoScuro(35.9), SheeEp(35.8), RebeI(35.6), ToXiCTyPeR(35.1), SE...
32..33 6 Bill-is-PORN(33.4), Evil-Bill(32.9), binman(32.4), XmasEvil(32.4), SELIN...
30..31 8 pickleball(31.7), Basque_In_Nevada(31.6), freak_the_legend(31.6), Na...
28..29 10 Happyjulie50(29.5), Northypole(29.4), Diplomatic_Sack(29.4), JasonKin...
26..27 8 cunt(27.9), ohmyshit(27.7), kid-a(27.5), VibesAlive(27.1), Cg(27.1), Ke...
24..25 9 SirDave(25.7), Milla(25.5), Inferno(25.1), Malenkov(25.0), Sons(24.8), ...
22..23 12 Treers(24.0), watty1(23.9), plascal(23.8), SantaQuits(23.8), Frankgoe...
..21 9 lex123(22.0), smokey69(21.2), Hayley(20.9), Jonnie(20.7), wormtongu...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words

Count Word Last used by At
3493 "that" JasonKing 27 Dec 23:58
2173 "YOUR" JasonKing 27 Dec 23:59
2022 "have" JasonKing 27 Dec 23:54
1945 "like" Sav 27 Dec 23:58
1944 "WITH" watty1 27 Dec 23:58
1696 "they" High3R_Lev3L14 27 Dec 23:46
1593 "what" StormVuLT 27 Dec 23:44
1507 "here" JasonKing 27 Dec 23:56
1380 "just" Rebel 27 Dec 23:50
1270 "know" watty1 27 Dec 23:56


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1543 "Rebel" Northy 27 Dec 23:54
848 "play" Milla 27 Dec 23:57
475 "Kenny" freak_the_legend 27 Dec 23:49
470 "Milla" Milla 27 Dec 23:54
430 "cunt" watty1 27 Dec 23:53


The most words that no-one else uses
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
108 Rebel "envy"(4), "munim"(7), "EBAY"(3), "papa"(3), "lands"(3), "agony"(3), "legged"(3),
"bunnet"(3), "tablet"(3), "twelve"(3), "pished"(3), "module"(3), "stephen"(6), "Dancers"(3),
"pastries"(3), "illegals"(3), "encourage"(3), "residence"(3), "frustrated"(3),
" JasonKingup"(3)
60 dingo "FUKIN"(24), " Ur"(4), "SPEEK"(4), "HAYKEY"(7), "HAMER"(3), "MEGGA"(3), "selfies"(8),
"voting"(5), "hooked"(3), "GRUMMER"(3), "politics"(4), "SLADKAYA"(3), "SHOOTERS"(3),
"distorted"(6), "officers"(3), "Palestine"(4), "GIRLS=SEX"(3), "XAXAXAXAXA"(3),
"T5T7467436GTR "(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9)
49 SELINAGUCCII "pple"(31), "shld"(32), "roby"(19), "Jinn"(16), "rmbr"(6), "fllw"(5), "buiz"(4), "arab"(4),
"fave"(3), "espec"(5), "bathe"(4), "wanks"(3), "tumse"(3), "tazer"(3), "Joseph"(3),
"thailand"(8), "persian"(5), "icecream"(3), "neigbors"(3), "vunerable"(3)
48 Milla "at "(6), "June"(5), " :D"(6), "as "(4), "Selin"(5), " old"(3), " Grr"(3), " Clove"(7),
" Your"(4), "selena"(3), "baddie"(3), " lol "(4), "Nameless"(4), " greeny"(3),
" smokey69"(9), " LQQK87"(3), " XmasEVIL"(3), "shouting "(3), " Malenkov"(3),
" Pickleball"(5)
48 watty1 "wots"(10), "plank"(4), "chief"(3), "apist"(3), "fcking"(4), "teepot"(3), "binned"(3),
"pisspot"(5), "rambling"(7), "lmfao "(4), "cesspit"(3), "basterd"(3), "quailty"(3),
"battles"(3), "stained"(3), "throught"(3), "douchebag"(5), "meltymelty"(4),
"HAHAHHAHAA"(4), "HAHHAHAHAHAHA"(3)
41 play "Taco"(8), "puke"(4), "gasoline"(13), "Sydney"(7), "orgasm"(6), "tacos"(3), "Wendy"(3),
"kiddie"(6), "Selona"(3), "hybrid"(3), "select"(3), "request"(4), "Pocanos"(3), "didn’t"(5),
"leprechaun"(8), "playhouse"(3), "manufacturers"(3), "pkmnrainbowmew"(3),
"rainbowjumpyman"(5), "yerrrrrrrrrrrrr"(3)
39 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "oafs"(13), "insh"(3), "Yoaf"(3), "quest"(4), "leech"(3), "raspy"(3), "seaweed"(8),
"alfalfa"(7), "amongus"(4), "guess "(3), "Airlines"(4), "toughest"(3), "nihilism"(3),
"exchange"(3), "loveless"(3), "assembled"(6), "relativism"(8), "Woonsocket"(8),
"cafeteria"(4), "Seychelles"(3)
36 bitchbewithyou "mids"(3), "cunta"(4), "innut"(4), "expired"(8), "barren"(5), "Barbie"(3), "liberty"(6),
"pussies"(5), "fabulous"(7), "smarter"(3), "stunted"(3), "gamester"(3), "truthful"(3),
"repeated"(3), "adulthood"(3), "medically"(3), "dispensary"(4), "matchstick"(3),
"schizophrenic"(3), "developmentally"(3)
32 kid-a "huggz"(16), " hi"(11), " Good"(9), "closet"(8), "slimy"(3), " yep"(3), " its"(3),
" too"(3), " mick"(6), " they"(5), " Bill"(3), " Nope"(3), " This"(3), " Phead"(4),
"navidad"(3), "believes"(6), "Waaaaah"(3), "boredom"(3), " People"(3), " except"(3)
28 XmasEvil "Benji"(22), "slice"(4), "chink"(4), "stank"(3), "print"(3), "spooks"(4), "mangle"(3), "rolling"(5),
"storage"(3), "heavenly"(5), "assholes"(4), "Italians"(4), "gargamel"(3), "mattress"(3),
"Gembolina"(3), "fictional"(3), "Ungrateful"(4), "gaslighting"(4), "lmaoooooooooooo"(3),
"https://freeimage.host/i/julie-krang-1.fIWlLB4"(7)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
35 Rebel and VibesAlive "phones"(10), "yacht"(6), "item"(3), "Comfy"(5), "wreck"(5), "gotcha"(8), "frame"(3),
"Aries"(3), "snacks"(5), "slices"(5), "bounce"(4), "tinted"(3), "Barbers"(4), "Prossie"(3),
"evaluate"(4), "finishes"(3), "Whichever"(3), "strawberry"(3), "Manipulate"(3),
"playstation"(4)
35 Milla and kid-a " hey"(18), " The"(16), " wtf"(12), " not"(11), " Why"(11), " as"(6), " rebel"(15),
" Go"(5), " That"(11), " how"(6), " Yes"(5), " Rob"(4), " now"(4), " like"(7),
" for"(3), " When"(6), " play"(5), " Right"(4), " milla"(3), " selina"(6)
33 Rebel and play "fuel"(6), "AWOL"(5), "Gemma"(8), "BUGS"(4), "drag"(4), "waxed"(7), "leaf"(3), "brat"(3),
"#help"(5), "LACKS"(4), "strangers"(15), "meaghs"(6), "tiktok"(4), "danish"(3), "desire"(3),
"stranger"(6), "obituary"(5), "accepted"(3), "lightening"(5), "shitmobile"(3)
29 Rebel and SELINAGUCCII "Joshua"(15), "menu"(5), "gain"(5), "sponge"(11), "raise"(7), "unit"(4), "added"(6),
"asylum"(9), "clips"(5), "itchy"(4), "gardens"(4), "degrade"(4), "reindeer"(6), "camping"(3),
"outdoor"(3), "Delusional"(12), "fearing"(3), "influence"(3), "surrounded"(5),
"memorising"(3)
28 Rebel and SheeEp "glue"(4), "essex"(7), "assume"(9), "elite"(4), "moaning"(10), "washes"(7), "causes"(5),
"starve"(4), "nachos"(4), "journey"(5), "OBVIOUSLY"(10), "DIFFICULT"(10), "increase"(6),
"ruining"(3), "penguins"(3), "afterwards"(6), "repeatedly"(3), "attempting"(3),
"paracetamol"(3), "narcissistic"(4)
27 Rebel and freak_the_legend "stamp"(6), "harm"(3), "GOLF"(3), "momma"(4), "souls"(3), "allies"(5), "ORDERS"(5),
"wished"(4), "threats"(7), "bitten"(3), "punched"(5), "neglect"(4), "pretzels"(6),
"smackhead"(9), "knitting"(3), "eastenders"(7), "challenge"(4), "pretentious"(9),
"neglected"(3), "boyfriends"(3)
26 Rebel and XmasEvil "sued"(4), "festive"(13), "peas"(3), "BRICK"(6), "savage"(8), "Resist"(8), "sized"(4),
"texting"(10), "hovel"(3), "begins"(6), "Zimmer"(3), "deadly"(3), "bringing"(9), "parking"(5),
"showers"(3), "chopped"(3), "Inspired"(3), "cremation"(5), "daughters"(4), "patriotic"(3)
25 dingo and watty1 "NOSED"(9), "LORRIS"(9), "WINO"(3), "ADMITS"(5), "maggot"(3), "LOOOOOOOOL"(9),
"lolololol"(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(20), "loooooooool"(5), "looooooooool"(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(12), "loooooooooooooool"(10), "looooooooooooooool"(9),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(9), "looooooooooooooooool"(10),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(11), "loooooooooooooooooooool"(6), ...
23 SELINAGUCCII and XmasEvil "perm"(4), "plum"(3), "myth"(3), "bitches"(11), "peach"(4), "comments"(12), "spells"(6),
"dried"(3), "stable"(4), "ticket"(4), "golden"(4), "cracker"(4), "drought"(3), "features"(6),
"details"(3), "cartoons"(3), "controls"(3), "reaction"(3), "lmaoooooooooo"(3),
"lmaooooooooooo"(4)
19 Rebel and Sherry "poof"(5), "worn"(4), "pyjamas"(12), "deary"(5), "eejit"(4), "moobs"(3), "alarm"(3),
"organs"(5), "crossed"(6), "chatrooms"(11), "craving"(5), "corners"(5), "zooming"(4),
"feather"(3), "wardrobe"(4), "disaster"(3), "threatened"(8), "defrosted"(3),
"pavements"(3)




Top 2 shouted nicks!

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 mill  1 <Rasta_Claus> MILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 dingo  1 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Touched_By_Tism  8 * Touched_By_Tism waits for mr tisms next deflection
2 play  2 * play WAVES DOLLARS BILLS AT REBEL
3 kid-a  2 * kid-a pats freak s bald head.
4 bitchbewithyou  2 * bitchbewithyou yawns at RebelRetard
5 zap  1 * zap winks
6 white-trash-meatloaf  1 * white-trash-meatloaf prepares boozy belinis for the chat
7 VibesAlive  1 * VibesAlive DeFlEcTiON
8 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  1 * tidingsofcomfortandjoy37 fans out the skrills
9 SEAL_OF_GOD  1 * SEAL_OF_GOD throws a banana at Smokey's monkey head
10 JasonKing  1 * JasonKing buys selina o one-way ticket to afghanistan
11 hot-choir-girls  1 * hot-choir-girls scratches Rebels' balls for her
12 GhostofChristmasPast  1 * GhostofChristmasPast sits back and commands armies to fight dossers



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Touched_By_Tism  43 "i did an iq test recently it said i'm in the top 2% of the uk, i thought it was a great result until i thought
about it"
2 RawMissionFM  22 "Now it will be 7 or 8%"
3 VSXPINK  6 "You will see that 99.99999% of people are fucking stupid and the cops are right"
4 kipper  5 "got to be about 90% tax"
5 bitchbewithyou  5 "She hates other women, 200%"
6 SELINAGUCCII  3 "quick summary of islam > take care of your body , do not destroy it , it is a gift to you from God
, pay regular charity , worship God , do not steal , do not lie , do not opress , give more priority
to those vunerable , give more respect to parents ,, do not hurt anyone , do not abuse , do not
raise your voice , and a woman in islam has 75 %"
7 fod  3 "Obese Sherry on stats 16, 788 consecutive days logged into kiss chat"
8 dingo  3 "BY 89%"
9 XmasEvil  2 "..99% *"
10 VibesAlive  2 "there were mention on the drawing game of stealing 50% of their exs equity"
11 TheRealestTee  2 "I'll see you in February when im 100% there for a Liverpool game "
12 SEAL_OF_GOD  2 "Lol you can tell 99% in here haven't been in the job market at all"
13 play  2 "the meal already had a 20% tip on it and each couple paid another 20% tip because who the fuck
knew the tip was included"
14 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "Trump's real approval rating, is 99% :)"
15 lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo  2 "Obunmer was a fruit loop 200% the man struggled to lift 5 lb weights"
16 freedom  2 "55% of Americans don't even possess a passport"
17 white-trash-meatloaf  1 "Play reminds me of Larry david 100%"
18 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  1 "Nah mate that's 100% humans and the military and it's the aether"
19 t3  1 ""I was about to hammertime Hayleykins then I saw 40% vol written on the side""
20 StormVuLT  1 "sounds? the stats say it IS terrible"
21 Sons  1 "Even if i win il giva yea 20%"
22 SirDave  1 "besies LESS than 3% of the world are 'true' genetic blondes!"
23 SirD  1 "is it true T%is a muslem????"
24 Sir_Daedalus  1 "Lorri aka Murda Mum is 100% triggered 😂"
25 Sherry_650KG_DLA-Xmas  1 "4% body fat con. "
26 SheeEp  1 "that happens after, its water and a chemical that serves to just increase the weight by 20% or
so"
27 Rasta_Claus  1 "The only way a woman goes to a mans house at that time if it's platonic is if he's 100% gay."
28 Pascal-Montana  1 "30% of Cubans have African ancestry"
29 Northypole  1 "4% body fat con"
30 Milla  1 "Boxing Day Sales - Up to 90% off"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Rebel  38 "I asked that fucking ex to grab the rice we just got the masala took it home n passed out never
even had some"
2 SELINAGUCCII  19 "leg of lamb or beef joint"
3 play  19 "well we order dinner per couple"
4 SheeEp  18 "seems like food poisoning from chicken"
5 Inferno  12 "at a christmas dinner"
6 T5T7467436GTR  11 "MILLA CAN MAKE SAUSAGE LOOK GOURMET"
7 kid-a  11 "Costa coffee chocolate.  Mmmm"
8 Touched_By_Tism  7 "i have a photo of fucker hearty having to eat christmas dinner in the garden again this year"
9 MrToilet  7 "it tasted like chicken"
10 Sherry  6 "we were all out last night for dinner with all the family "
11 kipper  6 "like shooting fish in a barrel :D"
12 Diplomatic_Sack  6 "just get shit faced  n they pay for lunch in the pub around 2"
13 white-trash-meatloaf  5 "Those kids would be eating cornflakes for dinner"
14 Treers  5 "a few times we would meet for dinner"
15 ohmyshit  5 "to give us tea and toast before breakfast"
16 NakedSanta  5 "anyone had xmas dinner"
17 watty1  4 "lmfao the sherry drinking dosser is jealous of old mong skidney fucking the chat skank he wants
to pork"
18 VSXPINK  4 "11 dollar bill? For dinner?"
19 SirDave  4 "sherry swallowd her fish"
20 lex123  4 "you have people with university degrees working at mcdonalds ffs"
21 Jonnie  4 "I ate a lot of eggs today"
22 hearty  4 "coops hows the fishing"
23 giantryan  4 "I went currys, it's new"
24 freedom  4 "it's like, what came first, the chicken or the egg?"
25 bitchbewithyou  4 "She never had to learn how to make something other than cornflakes for dinner"
26 XmasEvil  3 "One of Ryan's family members wanted to roast a leg of pork but decided not to because it might
trigger Ryan."
27 Whothehell  3 "i used to take the kids to buy chocolate"
28 Sons  3 "I had rost turky roast pork roast beef stuffing roast potatoes"
29 lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo  3 "German chocolate cake is acceptable"
30 Kenny  3 "and pasta and meatballs "



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 XmasEvil  49 ""Is the building on fire?" "No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen
doors"."
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  23 "this room should be renamed to, "The Virginity Fetish" chatroom"
3 Touched_By_Tism  19 ""i dont chat at nights"...sits until 5am"
4 t3  18 "I think the Ukraine war is complicated. I have a few Ukrainian friends and I respect their struggle
but it isn't just "Putin is a bad and evil man""
5 Evil-Bill  17 "Who the fuck would read that guy and think "Well, he's intelligent"."
6 lex123  14 "my mate said "how you let her beat ya in arm wrestle?" i said " you have a go
then lad" .......he didnt cause i beat most guys in arm wrestles lol"
7 ToXiCTyPeR  13 "The dickhead actually believed his slut wife when she told him "Oh no, dear, I haven't slept
with any man. I just woke up pregnant one morning. It's a miracle!""
8 StormVuLT  7 "If I'm typing shit, and you keep sending "??" it means you don't understand SHIT"
9 Cuyahosebag  7 "Phead's definition of "succesful" is earning $5 an hour grading freshman college essays
for an actual professor"
10 bitchbewithyou  7 "So you sit crying about "morality""
11 Bill-is-PORN  7 "You should log in as "HijabHayley" from now on, Haylz."
12 VibesAlive  6 ""When cousins marry""
13 Rebel  6 "You type that and I quote " on rocks calls me Norris, find your own patter""
14 VSXPINK  5 "The idea of "bad cops" is slowly fading"
15 SEAL_OF_GOD  5 "He loves lyrics like "I will lay down and surrender""
16 tidingsofcomfortandjoy  4 "No such thing as "anti gravity""
17 TheRealestTee  4 "I remember 2 of my mates were arguing and one said "dont think you're bad cos you go to
a black barbers""
18 DiavoloScuro  4 "Muslims tend to use the term "Jinn" interchangeably though."
19 white-trash-meatloaf  3 ""how do I make soup""
20 The_Old_Wazoo  3 "Now we know what the "profound crisis" is: uncritical love of Donald Trump"
21 rock-and-sway-its-play  3 "I love when sens calls herself a "lil cunt""
22 play  3 "women that work as a "waxer" will never become a lesbian"
23 Milla  3 "They should have called it "2 - 3 years Dagestan, forget"."
24 lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo  3 "Living in a dilapidated 1800s farmhouse calling it a "mansion""
25 Hayley  3 "You said mention Hate said to you " i talk to lots of men ". But... He was the worst one
out of everyone. The rest didnt send me pictures of their spunk writing a H with it 😂😂😂 "
26 Firefly  3 "tgo said zos was "sexy""
27 DiavoIoScuro  3 "go back to your "marketing" gig, you sad git"
28 Your_Amateur_Gynecologist  2 "Anyone remember "Play Misty for Me"?"
29 seasons-beatings  2 "Meags "kid" is an adult"
30 Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx  2 "Rebel, "Dombas" is the region of Ukraine. "Dumbass" refers to Rob."



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Happyjulie50  63 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  32 "Good evening folks and assembled, holiday-spirited oafs "
3 Rebel  31 "This apparent drug addict brushes her teeth, showers and has a wash on at half 8 in the morning"
4 Cg  26 "  hello Jason"
5 XmasEvil  13 "Hello Care."
6 Jonnie  13 "Kaiser early morning"
7 binman  13 " but hey ho"
8 kid-a  12 "Hello. Can anyone keep me in the loop.  Has freak destroyed me yet"
9 Northypole  10 "morninggggggg"
10 Milla  10 "Evening to all"
11 Evil-Bill  8 "Hello, Kid-Adulterer!"
12 VibesAlive  7 "I got a text from a client this morning"
13 ACountryChristmas  7 "Hello everybody"
14 NorrisTheIRAsupporter  6 "Well hello there pascal"
15 JasonKing  6 "T5T your behaviour this evening has been abhorrent"
16 ohmyshit  5 "lol i shave every morning"
17 lex123  5 "i make a decent fry up in morning has browns sausage egg and beans"
18 Inferno  5 "and i said hello smiled hugged"
19 freak_the_legend  5 "do u know sherry?.............................i had shit earlier this morning and it was so fucking big i had
to break its back with a toilet brush"
20 Treers  4 "i will have to wait for rob in the morning then"
21 Touched_By_Tism  4 "Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy"
22 play  4 "hello pascal my bother"
23 dan96  4 "Hello how are you guys ?"
24 Cuyahosebag  4 "There's a news story this morning recounting a speakerphone conversation between Jeffrey Epstein
and Donald Trump where they were debating whether a certain woman had enough pubic hair
for them to floss their teeth."
25 Bill-is-PORN  4 "How are you this fine, miserable morning?"
26 StormVuLT  3 "Hello"
27 SheeEp  3 "its about the sun rising 1 degree higher in the shy this morning, sognifying the coming of lighter
days"
28 SEAL_OF_GOD  3 "Hello play brother welcome back"
29 MrToilet  3 "all i will say is hello"
30 giantryan  3 "Avin a spliff n hopefully an early night, up for new telly in morning"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  232 "I'll do a photo album over WhatsApp, when I visit Uncle V's brother :)"
2 Milla  145 "    :D"
3 SheeEp  117 "the main reason why i just hit and pass now :D"
4 watty1  103 "😂"
5 kipper  91 "Rebel guess you'll meet a lot of other single women there :D"
6 Hayley  50 "You made Pheads day, Bill 😂🤣"
7 Rebel  45 "I'm from Canterbury 🙂 I'm posh"
8 VibesAlive  40 ";) ;)"
9 SirDave  38 "oops that wa sbeany nm :)"
10 StormVuLT  26 "Are these two not living together? Why are they chatting with each other? :D"
11 DiavoIoScuro  18 "<<<< chick magnet :)"
12 smokey69  16 "🎀😉"
13 Danielle  12 ":) I’ll look into it in new year"
14 SD  10 "wwow thats for ur number Danielle :)"
15 XmasEvil  8 "Yeah, Benji. Put Hayley on top. ;)"
16 TheDevilWearsPradaAndHijab  7 "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
17 RawMissionFM  7 "Touched_By_Tism Where's your Kids? :)"
18 NakedSanta  7 "😁"
19 lex123  7 ":)"
20 Silver  6 "OK SONSSSSSSSSSS MOST WELCOME :)"
21 RebeI  6 "the real Phead is a total chick magnet :)"
22 Phead_in_Crisis_XoX  6 "boating -- is one of the best Xmas Eve activities :)"
23 fod  6 "🤣"
24 Diplomatic_Sack  6 "😂"
25 BoreasDomus  6 "you lose, tidings :)"
26 SupremeTeam  5 "wow, she's chimping out just over that 😂"
27 GetLucky  5 "😂"
28 Fukitol  5 "🤣"
29 SirD  4 "its just you and I noe here rebel :)"
30 Sherry_Rum_Cider_Whiskey  4 "🤣"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 lex123  416 "lol"
2 dingo  369 "ASS"
3 freak_the_legend  270 "haha"
4 watty1  254 "lol"
5 Rebel  239 "See"
6 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  194 "lol"
7 Milla  166 "😂"
8 hearty  135 "llf"
9 SELINAGUCCII  120 "yuck"
10 XmasEvil  111 "lmao"
11 VibesAlive  107 "okay"
12 Hayley  91 "Lol"
13 smokey69  80 "Yes"
14 TheWeeknd  75 "?4"
15 Sons  74 "Yes"
16 freak_the  67 "lmao"
17 SheeEp  56 "lol"
18 MrToilet  54 "lol"
19 Sherry  50 "haha"
20 Jonnie  47 "ufo"
21 kid-a  44 "Lmao"
22 JasonKing  35 "a*"
23 Treers  34 "cg"
24 play  34 "her*"
25 SirDave  33 "hrs*"
26 Diplomatic_Sack  33 "by"
27 StormVuLT  32 "lol"
28 Northypole  29 "brb"
29 kipper  29 "🎄"
30 t3  26 "Cuya"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 Rebel  94 <VibesAlive> Rebel: have they been together a long time?
2 dingo  45 <VibesAlive> dingo: show that one of Danielle
3 play  25 <Cuyahosebag> Play, when Mr. Trump dies in early 2026, what brand of shoes do you
recommend for dancing on his grave?
4 bill  24 <Ghost_of_Xmas_Pest> Bill, my motto is" Cuyahosebag-rarely imitated, often masturbated.
5 T5T7467436GTR  23 <VibesAlive> T5T78443674GTR: AMY IS MY SISTER
6 lex123  23 <VibesAlive> lex123: are you on the funny fags again mate
7 kid-a  19 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> kid-a, characterizing things as `pseudo-intellectual' reveals a lack of
seriousness on your part. But not to worry, experience of life, tends
, to make things more serious, for almost everyone. 
8 T5T3737637GT3  18 <VibesAlive> T5T3737637GT3: good luck
9 hearty  18 <VibesAlive> hearty: shall I dm you a photo
10 Danielle  18 <VibesAlive> Danielle: i think it's the worst year for price rises
11 T5T37363636GTRR  17 <VibesAlive> T5T46463384GTRR: ok mate
12 XmasEvil  16 <VibesAlive> XmasEVIL: yes until every night, every weekend, death
13 Inferno  14 <VibesAlive> Inferno: hair of the dog init
14 smokey69  8 <Touched_By_Tism> smokey69, and how would they do that? what is his ip?
15 OriginalDonDada  8 <VibesAlive> OriginalDonDada: Scunthorpe by far
16 SELINAGUCCII  7 <VibesAlive> SELINAGUCCII: Not intentionally
17 Milla  7 <NowIHaveAMachineGunHOHOHO> Milla, ever been used as a toilet in dubai?
18 Jonnie  7 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy
19 Evil-Bill  7 <Milla> Evil-Bill, are you drunk ?
20 SD  6 <Hayley> SD, fuck sake... you had to tell everyone my fetish lol
21 MrToilet  6 <JasonBling> MrToilet: https://youtu.be/_PHsh39Slmo
22 Treers  5 <VibesAlive> Treers: basically, you were raped by the canal by 4 large dudes?
23 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  5 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, freak_the_legend said you will never step foot
in the uk because you're terrified of him
24 Stomper  4 <VibesAlive> Stomper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postorgasmic_illness_syndrome
25 JasonKing  4 <VibesAlive> JasonKing: would you come
26 Hayley  4 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, I'm still irritated that you told Bill about our Hijab convos in the
first place, but it's alright, I know you meant nothing bad. 
27 DiavoIoScuro  4 <VibesAlive> DiavoIoScuro: who even are you
28 Why  3 <XmasEvil> Why, so Play can pounce on them, Dohpoh?
29 watty1  3 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> watty1, I don't drink, and I log in 
30 uwontbelieve  3 <VibesAlive> uwontbelieve: FrankgoestoHollywood: hookers and cocaine boys



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