#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics cover Wednesday 24 Dec 2025 to Tuesday 30 Dec 2025744 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period
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Timezone:
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Long term statistics - three month sections
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Estimated number of lines for current section: 769012 lines
Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken
Big Numbers
| Touched_By_Tism really wanted others to know what was doing - 6 descriptions altogether. Example:
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| freak_the was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 32% of lines contained questions. ...and the silver medal goes to freak_the_legend - with a question ratio of 23%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 37 times... Milla also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 20 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo had a sticky shift button - wrote 2412 lines in CAPS. Example:
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| Channel activity peak: 33 people were active on 26 Dec 2025 22:00 - 23:00 Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
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| Touched_By_Tism didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 57 letters per line. Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 32 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 1243 | Milla - 631 |
lex123 - 860 | Rebel - 2199 |
| 2 | watty1 - 1123 | freak_the_legend - 438 |
Rebel - 589 | play - 1740 |
| 3 | dingo - 944 | Sherry - 409 |
XmasEVIL - 557 | dingo - 1511 |
| 4 | TheWeeknd - 926 | dingo - 323 |
dingo - 492 | SELINAGUCCII - 927 |
| 5 | Milla - 643 | Millla - 322 |
Sherry - 485 | kid-a - 896 |
| 6 | XmasEVIL - 590 | Evil-Bill - 316 |
SELINAGUCCII - 457 | JasonKing - 881 |
| 7 | Hayley - 579 | Rebel - 211 |
Kenny - 427 | freak_the_legend - 838 |
| 8 | t3 - 483 | Kenny - 140 |
freak_the_lagnd - 378 | Milla - 769 |
| 9 | Evil-Bill - 476 | Rebell - 139 |
kipper - 362 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 669 |
| 10 | SirDave - 433 | Bill-is-PORN - 133 |
Sons - 358 | watty1 - 663 |
Timezone:
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Activity distribution
3/2025 - 12/2025
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Friends in #kisschat.co.uk
People who talk most to each other
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| 1 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 | Ben | Milla | |
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| 2 | TheWeeknd | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 2 | Clove | Milla | |
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| 3 | kid-a | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 3 | Millla | Rebell | |
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| 4 | Sons | t3 | 4 | Milla | freak_the_legend | |
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| 5 | Hayley | SirDave | 5 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
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| 6 | Hayley | t3 | 6 | Ben | freak_the_legend | |
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| 7 | TheWeeknd | watty1 | 7 | Sherry | dingo | |
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| 8 | Milla | dingo | 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Rebel | |
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| 9 | SirDave | TheWeeknd | 9 | Bill-is-PORN | Sherry | |
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| 10 | Milla | t3 | 10 | Sherry | freak_the_legend | |
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| 11 | XmasEVIL | watty1 | 11 | Rebel | hearty | |
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| 12 | Diplomatic_Sack | watty1 | 12 | Rebel | Milla | |
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| 13 | TheWeeknd | cunt | 13 | Sons | ToXiCTyPeR | |
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| 14 | Kenny | watty1 | 14 | Evil-Bill | cunt | |
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| 15 | Hayley | TheWeeknd | 15 | Sherry | smokey69 | |
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| 16 | Milla | SmashMouths | 16 | Milla | Rebell | |
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| 17 | Milla | greeny | 17 | Kenny | Sherry | |
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| 18 | Diplomatic_Sack | TheWeeknd | 18 | Kenny | Evil-Bill | |
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| 19 | Frazer | SmashMouths | 19 | Diplomatic_Sack | Sherry | |
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| 20 | Frazer | TheWeeknd | 20 | Milla | dingo | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Rebel | SirDave | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | Rebel | Sherry | 2 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 3 | VibesAlive | lex123 | 3 | Milla | play | |
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| 4 | Rebel | XmasEVIL | 4 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 5 | Kenny | lex123 | 5 | Rebel | T5T7467436GTR | |
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| 6 | XmasEVIL | pickleball | 6 | kid-a | play | |
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| 7 | Rebel | Sons | 7 | JasonKing | Rebel | |
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| 8 | SELINAGUCCII | XmasEVIL | 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | |
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| 9 | hearty | lex123 | 9 | Rebel | freak_the_legend | |
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| 10 | cunt | lex123 | 10 | Rebel | smokey69 | |
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| 11 | XmasEVIL | dohpoh | 11 | Rebel | Milla | |
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| 12 | XmasEVIL | lex123 | 12 | Rebel | VibesAlive | |
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| 13 | XmasEVIL | VibesAlive | 13 | Milla | kid-a | |
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| 14 | SELINAGUCCII | lex123 | 14 | PascaI-Montana | play | |
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| 15 | Kenny | freak_the_lagnd | 15 | Rebel | SELINAGUCCII | |
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| 16 | Milla | kipper | 16 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
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| 17 | Rebel | play | 17 | freak_the_legend | play | |
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| 18 | dohpoh | lex123 | 18 | RebeI | play | |
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| 19 | Evil-Bill | Kenny | 19 | Milla | T5T7467436GTR | |
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| 20 | Northypole | Sherry | 20 | play | smokey69 | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | smokey69 | 7 |
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| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
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| 3 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 4 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
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| 5 | Jonnie | 7 |
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| 6 | T5T7467436GTR | 7 |
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| 7 | Touched_By_Tism | 7 |
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| 8 | dingo | 7 |
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| 9 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
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| 10 | Rebel | 7 |
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| 11 | play | 7 |
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| 12 | freak_the_legend | 7 |
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| 13 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 14 | Sherry | 6 |
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| 15 | Hayley | 6 |
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| 16 | Kenny | 6 |
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| 17 | binman | 6 |
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| 18 | Fukitol | 6 |
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| 19 | SD | 6 |
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| 20 | Ben | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | Rebel | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 3 | dingo | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 4 | kid-a | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 5 | freak_the_legend | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 6 | play | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 7 | Touched_By_Tism | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 8 | LQQK87 | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 9 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 10 | smokey69 | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 11 | T5T7467436GTR | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 12 | Jonnie | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 13 | Happyjulie50 | 7 |
24 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 14 | Kenny | 6 |
25 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 15 | JasonKing | 6 |
25 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 16 | watty1 | 5 |
24 Dec - 28 Dec 2025 |
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| 17 | SirDave | 5 |
26 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 18 | Fukitol | 5 |
24 Dec - 28 Dec 2025 |
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| 19 | binman | 5 |
26 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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| 20 | Hayley | 5 |
26 Dec - 30 Dec 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 45.. | 11 |
Touched_By_Tism(57.2), RawMissionFM(57.1), just-keep-it-simple(54.... |
| 42..44 | 4 |
LQQK87(44.8), bitchbewithyou(44.8), t3(44.1), Pascal-Montana(43.3) |
| 39..41 | 8 |
Robert-de-Niro(41.1), Rebel(41.1), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(40.4), lamebitc... |
| 36..38 | 6 |
tidingsofcomfortandjoy(38.7), bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse(38.6)... |
| 33..35 | 9 |
Evil-Bill(35.2), EBR(34.7), scissor(34.3), Ben(34.1), white-trash-meatlo... |
| 30..32 | 13 |
XmasEVIL(32.8), Macka(32.7), ToXiCTyPeR(32.4), Bill-is-PORN(32.2), ... |
| 27..29 | 12 |
EviI-Bill(29.4), Diplomatic_Sack(29.3), freak_the_legend(29.3), Honeyc... |
| 24..26 | 12 |
cunt(27.0), Kenny(26.5), Millla(26.4), SD(25.9), Milla(25.8), Cg(25.3), M... |
| 21..23 | 16 |
watty1(24.0), plascal(23.9), Frazer(23.5), zap(23.4), freak_the_lagnd(... |
| ..20 | 8 |
wormtongue(20.4), Jonnie(20.4), lex123(19.3), SmashMouths(18.7), di... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
Overused words in #kisschat.co.uk:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 3392 | "that" | Rebel | 30 Dec 23:57 |
| 2100 | "your" | pastarasta | 30 Dec 23:54 |
| 1855 | "have" | JasonKing | 30 Dec 23:56 |
| 1848 | "with" | Rebel | 30 Dec 23:51 |
| 1801 | "like" | freak_the_lagnd | 30 Dec 23:52 |
| 1570 | "they" | JasonKing | 30 Dec 23:53 |
| 1495 | "here" | pastarasta | 30 Dec 23:54 |
| 1425 | "what" | Rebel | 30 Dec 23:57 |
| 1291 | "just" | freak_the_lagnd | 30 Dec 23:55 |
| 1087 | "know" | Rebel | 30 Dec 23:56 |
Frequently mentioned nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1286 | "Rebel" | dingo | 30 Dec 23:55 |
| 919 | "play" | JasonKing | 30 Dec 23:58 |
| 772 | "Milla" | JasonKing | 30 Dec 23:56 |
| 565 | "Kenny" | RhythmDivision | 30 Dec 22:12 |
| 377 | "cunt" | LQQK87 | 30 Dec 21:47 |
Who uses the most words that no-one else uses?
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 104 | Milla | "an "(14), " :D"(15), "at "(9), "not "(9), "can’t"(12), " Grr"(4), " hush"(3), " Sadly"(5), " I’m"(5), " Grand"(4), "w@nker"(3), "you’d"(3), "Tabicha"(3), "creesmas"(4), "You’ve"(3), "posted "(3), "depending"(3), "Evil-bill "(4), " freak_the_legend"(4), "webchat@h0epn0.vps.ovh.us "(6) |
| 90 | Rebel | "horn"(5), "pike"(3), "added"(3), "pansy"(3), "hidey"(3), "TUCKED"(4), "amazes"(4), "module"(3), "Alkies"(3), "fleece"(3), "password"(9), "jumper"(3), "midgets"(4), "chatrooms"(10), "blinked"(3), "vikings"(3), "Peasants"(3), "speakers"(3), "toicfaidh"(3), "explaining"(3) |
| 64 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "re "(3), "Advil"(3), "apologize"(13), "sulking"(7), "Subway"(3), "beings"(3), "tantrum"(3), "buffoon"(3), "adioafs"(3), "subjects"(4), "rational"(3), "validate"(3), "vanished"(3), "offensive"(4), "invisible"(3), "assembled"(3), "Lithuania"(3), "unredacted"(3), "Azerbaijan"(3), "bro-in-law"(3) |
| 54 | dingo | "REEL"(7), "POKA"(3), "FUKED"(5), "SHOOD"(4), "DANNY"(3), "XAXAXA"(6), "THNKS"(3), "SOOKA"(3), "FATTIE"(4), "newton"(3), "ALEKOOM"(6), "TOUNGE"(3), "printed"(4), "offense"(3), "SISSTER"(3), "war.More"(3), "TRANSLATES"(3), "PREDICTIONS"(4), "freak_the_legend "(36), "immigration.Civil"(3) |
| 52 | kid-a | " is"(5), " good"(9), " yep"(5), " see"(5), "butch"(4), " nah"(3), " did"(3), " mick"(5), " they"(4), " must"(3), " nope"(3), "dadada"(3), "cyclist"(3), "premier"(3), "behavior"(4), " People"(4), " except"(3), "sausages"(3), " exactly"(4), "epistemology"(4) |
| 44 | play | "voca"(17), "Strom"(26), "mail"(4), "Limp"(3), "fours"(4), "onset"(3), "bogus"(3), "spotted"(8), "clouds"(5), "theyll"(3), "Rebbie"(3), "hearts"(3), "medical"(4), "degrees"(3), "evolved"(3), "erection"(5), "production"(3), "construction"(6), "immediately"(3), "trash-white"(3) |
| 27 | SELINAGUCCII | "roby"(13), "bleh"(4), "fllw"(4), "seal"(3), "becoz"(6), "upto"(3), "anthr"(5), "quran"(5), "kebabs"(7), "haley"(4), "pastry"(6), "orgsm"(3), "Walnut"(4), "Tuxedo"(3), "worship"(5), "persian"(4), "bonjour"(3), "bermuda"(3), "goodnite"(5), "icecream"(3) |
| 27 | Kenny | "Galaxy"(7), "son "(4), "dude "(6), "had "(3), "bed "(3), "xxxxxxxx"(11), "rebs "(4), "wanker "(10), "mine "(3), "dead "(3), "kids "(3), "payday"(3), "ever "(3), "bible "(3), "prick "(3), "mental "(4), "better "(3), "wankers "(4), "shithead "(7), "bullshit "(3) |
| 26 | Sons | "thoe"(5), "Duno"(4), "witg"(4), "kings"(5), "balld"(5), "drone"(3), "Thers"(3), "scalp"(3), "rekon"(3), "turky"(3), "knight"(4), "Attoms"(4), "rember"(4), "escuse"(4), "Balldy"(4), "fatter"(3), "allways"(4), "every1"(3), "strenth"(3), "confession"(3) |
| 26 | watty1 | "apist"(3), "chief"(3), "diidnt"(6), "elland"(6), "fcking"(4), "cunted"(3), "bottled"(5), "pisspot"(4), "battles"(3), "Berwick"(3), "quailty"(3), "steagzz"(3), "cesspit"(3), "skidneys"(3), "HAHAHHAHAA"(4), "meltymelty"(4), "hahahahhahaa"(4), "hahahahhahaha"(3), "hahahahahhahaa"(3), "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"(3) |
These pairs speak with their own words
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 51 | Milla and kid-a | " hey"(24), " wtf"(18), " Why"(18), " rebel"(21), " my"(10), " she"(11), " but"(10), " go"(5), " how"(7), " of"(3), "Midget"(9), " well"(9), " Has"(4), "define"(5), " take"(4), " never"(7), " Right"(6), "carnage"(3), " Please"(3), "playground"(8) |
| 35 | Rebel and RebeI | "neyhey"(42), "puppies"(37), "cage"(7), "quote"(9), "shhh"(5), "runt"(3), "drums"(4), "yodel"(4), "Ellen"(4), "speccy"(4), "pished"(4), "percent"(7), "plooky"(4), "archer"(3), "pieces"(3), "Amanda"(3), "spaniel"(5), "gagging"(3), "*munches"(4), "paracetamol"(4) |
| 32 | Rebel and play | "pill"(20), "Percy"(20), "creep"(11), "brat"(6), "wave"(5), "rains"(7), "waxed"(7), "strangers"(18), "bucket"(8), "stomach"(8), "talent"(5), "danish"(3), "ringing"(4), "Thermal"(3), "finding"(3), "despise"(3), "obituary"(5), "insecure"(4), "lightening"(4), "shitmobile"(3) |
| 26 | Rebel and SELINAGUCCII | "pray"(13), "Joshua"(15), "trousers"(27), "lynx"(6), "moan"(4), "flirting"(15), "chops"(5), "height"(8), "scratch"(10), "status"(4), "midnight"(10), "monkeys"(6), "mighty"(3), "replied"(4), "outdoor"(3), "gardens"(3), "Camping"(3), "junkies"(3), "elephant"(5), "spinning"(4) |
| 24 | dingo and watty1 | "SELI"(9), "sharp"(6), "WINO"(3), "looooool"(13), "NOSEY"(3), "Loooooool"(10), "looooooooooooool"(22), "looooooooool"(7), "loooooooooooooool"(15), "looooooooooool"(4), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(14), "looooooooooooooool"(7), "looooooooooooooooool"(9), "loooooooooooooooooool"(11), "looooooooooooooooooool"(9), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), ... |
| 21 | Rebel and VibesAlive | "waist"(18), "oval"(3), "grim"(3), "item"(3), "Urgh"(3), "Comfy"(6), "heavy"(5), "zodiac"(5), "slices"(3), "raping"(3), "returned"(9), "freshly"(3), "barbers"(3), "hairline"(5), "drawings"(5), "microwave"(6), "infection"(4), "transport"(3), "runescape"(3), "Manipulate"(3) |
| 21 | Rebel and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "rehab"(7), "western"(11), "Pepsi"(4), "rolled"(6), "benefit"(6), "ugliest"(6), "harass"(3), "gained"(3), "citizen"(5), "Thirsty"(5), "whatsapp"(6), "scorpion"(4), "products"(3), "pointing"(3), "Likewise"(3), "slobbering"(6), "afterwards"(5), "physically"(4), "institution"(3), "insignificant"(4) |
| 18 | play and PascaI-Montana | "Donald"(25), "gasoline"(42), "Walz"(5), "Minnesota"(34), "Tampon"(10), "ancestry"(16), "hybrid"(7), "leprechaun"(19), "phoenix"(8), "border"(4), "forgave"(3), "destiny"(3), "suburbs"(3), "turbines"(4), "catholics"(6), "menopause"(5), "grandmother"(5), "constipated"(4) |
| 17 | Rebel and watty1 | "dossers"(18), "twit"(5), "melt"(5), "piggy"(8), "Marks"(7), "towel"(4), "groom"(3), "smirks"(5), "soaked"(3), "trampy"(3), "riddled"(5), "cabbage"(5), "druggies"(6), "gormless"(6), "mouthing"(3), "drinkers"(3), "girlfriends"(3) |
| 16 | Rebel and kid-a | "four"(10), "dense"(9), "girvan"(11), "Basket"(7), "bitter"(7), "sheer"(3), "Fenian"(3), "boredom"(4), "horrific"(4), "wherever"(4), "spectrum"(3), "aggressive"(8), "recovered"(4), "programme"(4), "newspaper"(3), "Understood"(3) |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Touched_By_Tism |  6 |
* Touched_By_Tism spits on hearty |
| 2 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 5 |
* bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse claps and irons money |
| 3 | zap | 3 |
* zap winks |
| 4 | play | 2 |
* play is teary eyed |
| 5 | kid-a | 2 |
* kid-a pats freak s bald head. |
| 6 | JasonKing | 2 |
* JasonKing pours a small sherry |
| 7 | bitchbewithyou | 2 |
* bitchbewithyou yawns at RebelRetard |
| 8 | white-trash-meatloaf | 1 |
* white-trash-meatloaf prepares boozy belinis for the chat |
| 9 | VibesAlive | 1 |
* VibesAlive DeFlEcTiON |
| 10 | hot-choir-girls | 1 |
* hot-choir-girls scratches Rebels' balls for her |
| 11 | GhostofChristmasPast | 1 |
* GhostofChristmasPast sits back and commands armies to fight dossers |
| 12 | BedfordFalls | 1 |
* BedfordFalls goes to get a link to check |
| 13 | abigbrownlog | 1 |
* abigbrownlog pictures Millla crawling about on all 6x |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Touched_By_Tism | 44 |
"like mr tism correctly said(for once in his life) the rate in n.i is under 1%" |
| 2 | RawMissionFM | 22 |
"it's going up 2% every 10 years, not 2% every 50 years like that dumbass TGO claimes." |
| 3 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 5 |
"99.9999999%, they don't" |
| 4 | bitchbewithyou | 5 |
"Only the top 1-3%" |
| 5 | ifyougotstatic | 4 |
"Hosers brand new Subaru has depreciated 72% from the MSRP" |
| 6 | SD | 3 |
"85% of he worlds problems" |
| 7 | icon-come-back | 3 |
"4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟" |
| 8 | CheersToYou | 3 |
"Yes I just looked at the stats. Guess who was in here all Christmas day?" |
| 9 | XmasEVIL | 2 |
"..99% *" |
| 10 | vol-au-vent-pip-RumbleTum | 2 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 11 | VibesAlive | 2 |
"dingo: if you did the stats, likely depend on the time of the month" |
| 12 | play | 2 |
"GM Factory Zero (Detroit): Reduced to one shift, cutting output by 50% and causing layoffs, impacting Hummer EV, Silverado EV, Sierra EV, and Escalade IQ production." |
| 13 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 2 |
"they've apparently agreed to 95% of the terms of the present deal, TGO" |
| 14 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | 2 |
"Obunmer was a fruit loop 200% the man struggled to lift 5 lb weights" |
| 15 | freedom | 2 |
"55% of Americans don't even possess a passport" |
| 16 | fod | 2 |
"4% body fat" |
| 17 | You-Cant-Win | 1 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 18 | white-trash-meatloaf | 1 |
"Play reminds me of Larry david 100%" |
| 19 | Tribute76 | 1 |
"Funny how that red BMW M5 appears in 90% of icons pics" |
| 20 | Tonker-bonkers | 1 |
"The stats > she’s been logged in 7 days a week for 12 years" |
| 21 | tidingsofcomfortandjoy | 1 |
"Nah mate that's 100% humans and the military and it's the aether" |
| 22 | The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag | 1 |
"Anyway, I have to skate. One of my grandchildren will be here in five minutes and she is smarter at age 16 months than 90% of you losers." |
| 23 | TANK_MURDOC | 1 |
"90% of chatters are a drain on UK taxpayers" |
| 24 | Tank_Mad-Murdoch | 1 |
"4% body fat" |
| 25 | t3 | 1 |
""I was about to hammertime Hayleykins then I saw 40% vol written on the side"" |
| 26 | StormVuLT | 1 |
"sounds? the stats say it IS terrible" |
| 27 | Steagzzz | 1 |
"50% of freakshow is a cringe Festival,, but you lot are too affraid to call him out on it" |
| 28 | Sons | 1 |
"Even if i win il giva yea 20%" |
| 29 | SixOSix | 1 |
"65% of Somalians living in Maine are on, welfare" |
| 30 | SirDave | 1 |
"t3 ok its t%thats is a smelly ass muslem" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 35 |
"I didn't have dinner no pascal I was in girvan" |
| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | 21 |
"vinegar on chips is nice" |
| 3 | T5T7467436GTR | 19 |
"KENNY WILL BATTER LIKE FREAK DOES WITH EGGS FLOUR AND A ROLLING PIN" |
| 4 | play | 13 |
"i gotta go eat dinner" |
| 5 | Sherry | 11 |
"ohhhhhh arrrrrrrrrrrr you cant knock the skin off a rice pudding one" |
| 6 | Inferno | 11 |
"well not kfc on the way home" |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 10 |
"a grown man can make his own lunch" |
| 8 | giantryan | 10 |
"If I end up fat next year, it's me birds fault for getting chocolate" |
| 9 | SixOSix | 8 |
"my favourite fish is tuna" |
| 10 | kid-a | 8 |
" rebel. Turkey curry for Alexander?" |
| 11 | PascaI-Montana | 7 |
"northy that's my favourite biscuit the Scottish shortbread it's beautiful" |
| 12 | CheersToYou | 7 |
"Yes spooky is a real top guy stud, feasting on the roast beef curtains of thot aged out single moms" |
| 13 | Poker | 6 |
"Loves the belly fat on pork" |
| 14 | JasonKing | 6 |
" it's charlie and the chocolate flavour factory now" |
| 15 | Boxing-Day-Biffa-Bacon | 6 |
"robot chicken thos clips" |
| 16 | white-trash-meatloaf | 5 |
"Those kids would be eating cornflakes for dinner" |
| 17 | SheeEp | 5 |
"lol cheesey biscuits" |
| 18 | sgdgsgsgzvzdgsgzvzvvsgzvz | 5 |
"He has carers put there back out carrying his breakfast" |
| 19 | Hayley | 5 |
"I will cook you some PORK" |
| 20 | Fukitol | 5 |
"yesterdays christmas dinner was the best ever" |
| 21 | Touched_By_Tism | 4 |
"lol he was going on about multiple women want to give him gifts and want him to have dinner with them" |
| 22 | plascal | 4 |
"Rebel toasting beans" |
| 23 | Mrtoilet | 4 |
"no thats my christmas dinner" |
| 24 | Kenny | 4 |
"posh beef stew for dinner" |
| 25 | Grap | 4 |
"there were no burger shops" |
| 26 | freedom | 4 |
"the sponge and the cream and all the beautiful cherries within it. And the chocolate flavouring is absolutely beautiful" |
| 27 | freak_the_legend | 4 |
"cuya u know play thought he had spilled gravy from his christmas dinner into his lap?........................ ..........................but it wasn't gravy it was alal seepage from a proud boy" |
| 28 | FALLEN_MARS_DDOS | 4 |
"He's a roast beef binman" |
| 29 | Diplomatic_Sack | 4 |
"isak is a cunt darkie needs to earn his bananas" |
| 30 | dingo | 4 |
"WATCHES ICON EET HOS 45TH HAM BURGER" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 47 |
"Ukraine hasn't agreed to any "repayments" lol" |
| 2 | XmasEVIL | 36 |
"Not moved in for a kiss like that miserable cur "Kenny"." |
| 3 | Evil-Bill | 31 |
"Shit sounds like "Aboot"" |
| 4 | t3 | 26 |
"I saw a story about a couple who's surname was "peacock" and they decided to call their son "drew"" |
| 5 | Touched_By_Tism | 18 |
""i dont chat at nights"...sits until 5am" |
| 6 | EBR | 14 |
""I dont' like him because he drinks"" |
| 7 | CheersToYou | 12 |
"Spooky could only respond with "this is too easy"" |
| 8 | ToXiCTyPeR | 10 |
"And of course, Ancient astronaut theorists ALWAYS say "yes"." |
| 9 | Bill-is-PORN | 9 |
"I still use "Toxic typer" in her honor, Sherry." |
| 10 | play | 8 |
"Hoser told his wife he had a lump in his shorts and she said " dammit Hosey you shit yourself again"" |
| 11 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 8 |
"Reminds me of that "stalked by the feds" bitch who is obviously a shill but posts content constantly about how the feds stalk her hahaha" |
| 12 | Rebel | 7 |
"Coming on a chatroom to declare " doctors told me I had weeks to live" don't you see how fucked up that is?" |
| 13 | livelaughleave | 7 |
"Married to "how does Santa doo eeet on creesmas"" |
| 14 | bitchbewithyou | 6 |
"So you sit crying about "morality"" |
| 15 | StormVuLT | 5 |
"Reminded me of the time my friend asked me, "Did you see that Benz inside the Ferrari?"" |
| 16 | Dive | 5 |
"Kenny "It's shit" Nicholson" |
| 17 | Tim_Horton | 4 |
"I think it's a simple misunderstanding. There's a nice lady in Icon's psychiatric ward and poor confused bugger imagines she is his "wife."" |
| 18 | Milla | 4 |
""get pickled"" |
| 19 | Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx | 4 |
"Thtat's why Milla's snatch is nicknamed "Field of Dreams"" |
| 20 | Hosebag_and_Associates | 4 |
"When Freak dies, will his mourners be called "Paul Bearers"?" |
| 21 | white-trash-meatloaf | 3 |
""how do I make soup"" |
| 22 | The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag | 3 |
"Good afternoon, Freak, and welcome to "Everybody Laughs at Play," episode 1,425." |
| 23 | Snatch_Victory | 3 |
"For Play, "shit" would be a promotion." |
| 24 | Mara-AL-Lutha | 3 |
"he just proved your point with "miranda who"" |
| 25 | lamebitchoutofyourleaguetoo | 3 |
"And let's not forget his mansions "bar"" |
| 26 | Firefly | 3 |
"tgo said zos was "sexy"" |
| 27 | Cuyahosebag | 3 |
"I used the word "woman" loosely." |
| 28 | CountDrunkula | 3 |
"Add "bad translator" to Pascal's resume." |
| 29 | Your_Amateur_Gynecologist | 2 |
"Anyone remember "Play Misty for Me"?" |
| 30 | VibesAlive | 2 |
""IN THE ABSENCE OF THAT WHICH YOU ARE NOT, THAT WHICH YOU ARE IS NOT."" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Happyjulie50 | 55 |
"Hello anyone here care to be nice to me " |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 34 |
"Good evening folks and assembled, holiday-spirited oafs " |
| 3 | Rebel | 26 |
"But then if you're almost homeless with a neglected kid at your ankle biting it cause it's hungry then suppose 10 grand is out of hour budget but hey ho" |
| 4 | Cg | 17 |
"Hello Mackaaaaaaaaaaa" |
| 5 | Milla | 14 |
"Grillo aka Ben, you're nobody here do me Gorilla pm Julie ( howdy one) disgusting old man forgot about his wife" |
| 6 | kid-a | 13 |
"Hello. Can anyone keep me in the loop. Has freak destroyed me yet" |
| 7 | binman | 13 |
"good afternoon" |
| 8 | PascaI-Montana | 10 |
"good afternoon, kid," |
| 9 | Jonnie | 9 |
"hello" |
| 10 | JasonKing | 9 |
"T5T your behaviour this evening has been abhorrent" |
| 11 | Northy | 7 |
"you were nearrly crying this afternoon" |
| 12 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
"hello, Kenny" |
| 13 | ACountryChristmas | 7 |
"Hello Sd" |
| 14 | XmasEVIL | 6 |
"Hello, Julie with the tits out :)" |
| 15 | VibesAlive | 6 |
"giantryan: hey man, hope you're good!" |
| 16 | SELINAGUCCII | 6 |
"do u ever say hello to me?" |
| 17 | NorrisTheIRAsupporter | 6 |
"👋 hello yellow bus riders" |
| 18 | RebeI | 5 |
"Right I'm off back to work in the morning 😞" |
| 19 | play | 5 |
"bitch how goes it this fine morning?" |
| 20 | Northypole | 5 |
"i used to be into bandage when i was young but my mother got sick of untying me on a morning" |
| 21 | freak_the_legend | 5 |
"don't 'good morning' me sherry u have been slagging me off behind my back for months" |
| 22 | lex123 | 4 |
"i make a decent fry up in morning has browns sausage egg and beans" |
| 23 | Dr | 4 |
"freak_the_bellend good morning" |
| 24 | dingo | 4 |
"HELLO KIDDA MY FAV PIANO PLAYER" |
| 25 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 4 |
"Lol freakshow hey slugger" |
| 26 | Bill-is-PORN | 4 |
"Freak is on fire this morning." |
| 27 | Rebell | 3 |
"Hope you haven't got big tits cause hey they'll sag before my c cup puppies." |
| 28 | Morgans | 3 |
"Okay Freak, I'll see you this evening." |
| 29 | Inferno | 3 |
"and i said hello smiled hugged" |
| 30 | CheersToYou | 3 |
"Hello to play" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 267 |
"God gave us the Ignore button, as some of us used to say back in para :)" |
| 2 | Milla | 262 |
" 😂" |
| 3 | kipper | 125 |
"I don't bother with any of the fb shite :D" |
| 4 | watty1 | 82 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 5 | Hayley | 39 |
"If Lefty says its deffo true. ;)" |
| 6 | Rebel | 29 |
"🙂 for all those who missed it" |
| 7 | SirDave | 27 |
"ones a moron and ones a snob :)" |
| 8 | Millla | 27 |
" 🤣" |
| 9 | Fukitol | 22 |
"🤣 Phead the battyman wasteman" |
| 10 | StormVuLT | 16 |
"Kenny how are you? How many days to Christmas? :D Merry Christmas" |
| 11 | VibesAlive | 13 |
"OriginalDonDada: I work a lot in those areas :)" |
| 12 | Mi|||a | 13 |
"https://freeimage.host/i/fVUuuKQ 😍😍😍😍" |
| 13 | Tribute76 | 12 |
"🤣" |
| 14 | smokey69 | 12 |
"😆" |
| 15 | Rumble-Tum-Tonkers | 9 |
"🤗" |
| 16 | Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds | 8 |
"😜" |
| 17 | RebeI | 8 |
"Sorry David 🙂 nah nah Norris" |
| 18 | XmasEVIL | 7 |
":p" |
| 19 | TheDevilWearsPradaAndHijab | 7 |
"😂😂😂😂😂😂" |
| 20 | RawMissionFM | 7 |
"Nothing to be concerned about eh TGO!!! 😂😂😂" |
| 21 | foden | 7 |
"🤣" |
| 22 | Silver | 6 |
":)" |
| 23 | SheeEp | 6 |
"it depends on its fucking mood basically :D" |
| 24 | Phead_in_Crisis_XoX | 6 |
"thank you to Bill, for not minding me cloning him :)" |
| 25 | loulou | 6 |
"So there's no drug addicts in London 🤣" |
| 26 | kid-a | 6 |
":)" |
| 27 | fod | 6 |
"🤣" |
| 28 | SupremeTeam | 5 |
"How on earth can she say she looks 20's 🤣 🤣 >> https://freeimage.host/i/fV5gbqP" |
| 29 | SmashMouths | 5 |
"😂" |
| 30 | sgdgsgsgzvzdgsgzvzvvsgzvz | 5 |
"🤣" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | dingo | 344 |
"TA" |
| 2 | lex123 | 298 |
"cool" |
| 3 | Milla | 284 |
"😂" |
| 4 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 250 |
"lol" |
| 5 | watty1 | 221 |
"🤨" |
| 6 | freak_the_legend | 206 |
"lmao" |
| 7 | Rebel | 154 |
"Loo" |
| 8 | SELINAGUCCII | 108 |
"<3" |
| 9 | TheWeeknd | 106 |
"hiya" |
| 10 | XmasEVIL | 89 |
"lmao" |
| 11 | smokey69 | 82 |
"Yes" |
| 12 | Sons | 74 |
"Yes" |
| 13 | Hayley | 65 |
"Who?" |
| 14 | kid-a | 64 |
"Lol" |
| 15 | Evil-Bill | 62 |
"lol" |
| 16 | Sherry | 54 |
"lol" |
| 17 | JasonKing | 54 |
"nada" |
| 18 | hearty | 54 |
"and" |
| 19 | VibesAlive | 52 |
"<3" |
| 20 | kipper | 50 |
"👄" |
| 21 | EBR | 50 |
"ydah" |
| 22 | freak_the_lagnd | 46 |
"ever" |
| 23 | t3 | 39 |
"Cuya" |
| 24 | SmashMouths | 38 |
"lool" |
| 25 | SirDave | 38 |
"who?" |
| 26 | giantryan | 38 |
"🤪" |
| 27 | Sherry-Vodka-Rum-Meds | 35 |
"🫶" |
| 28 | play | 34 |
"IV" |
| 29 | freak_the | 32 |
"ok" |
| 30 | RebeI | 30 |
"Got" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 46 |
<VibesAlive> Rebel: have they been together a long time? |
| 2 | T5T7467436GTR | 27 |
<VibesAlive> T5T7467436GTR: ccan you guess |
| 3 | play | 26 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> play: Ukraine peace deal, soon here :) |
| 4 | dingo | 20 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo, Lukashenko throws his own people in jail, just for talking |
| 5 | lex123 | 19 |
<VibesAlive> lex123: I reckon they would if you ask politely, we would |
| 6 | kid-a | 18 |
<VibesAlive> kid-a: <3 |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 17 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, so why would ukraine have any faith in trump? |
| 8 | Milla | 16 |
<Firefly> Milla, don't let phead try and molest you |
| 9 | XmasEVIL | 13 |
<VibesAlive> XmasEVIL: not my thing anymore |
| 10 | Inferno | 12 |
<VibesAlive> Inferno: wind yourself down |
| 11 | smokey69 | 8 |
<Touched_By_Tism> smokey69, x claiming y was looking up child porn is not probable cause |
| 12 | OriginalDonDada | 8 |
<VibesAlive> OriginalDonDada: Scunthorpe by far |
| 13 | hi | 7 |
<Mr_Selinas_Penis> Hi, everyone. someone let me out of these girly pink panties |
| 14 | Hayley | 7 |
<Cuyahosebag> Hayley, God forbid you ever fart during sex with Phead. |
| 15 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Evil-Bill, that's dwp though, they operate under their own laws really |
| 16 | kipper | 6 |
<Tim_Horton> Kipper, see you latah |
| 17 | giantryan | 6 |
<VibesAlive> giantryan: hey man, hope you're good! |
| 18 | JasonKing | 5 |
<VibesAlive> JasonKing: the shed is to escape the crazy partner |
| 19 | t3 | 4 |
<Touched_By_Tism> t3, i reported him to the server owners |
| 20 | Kenny | 4 |
<Hosebag_and_Associates> Kenny, what bible lesson will you be teaching tomorrow? I want to know if I have homework to do. |
| 21 | hearty | 4 |
<VibesAlive> hearty: trainwreck |
| 22 | Cg | 4 |
<Tim_Horton> CG, did you know that Selina's son set a Guiness record as the youngest child to run away from home? |
| 23 | SixOSix | 3 |
<Milla> SixOSix, this is not church for you know |
| 24 | Pascal-Montana | 3 |
<VibesAlive> Pascal-Montana: That's good advice |
| 25 | Pascal | 3 |
<Asses_for_the_Masses> Pascal, no one is interested in your political barfing. |
| 26 | Jonnie | 3 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, get the fuck out of my room |
| 27 | Firefly | 3 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Firefly, you don't know what opera is, you have no idea how those ips are generated |
| 28 | Why | 2 |
<XmasEVIL> Why, so Play can pounce on them, Dohpoh? |
| 29 | Touched_By_Tism | 2 |
<VibesAlive> Touched_By_Tism: GTA? |
| 30 | SD | 2 |
<Hayley> SD, stop being racist 😡 |
Top 2 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Number of Lines | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | hi | 2 |
<BALDforTheHolidays> Hi! |
| 2 | dingo | 1 |
<Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> dingo! |
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