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| is Freak_The_Legend stupid or just asking too many questions? 21% of lines contained a question! JasonKing didn't know that much either. 21% of lines were questions. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 30 times... giantryan also chatted to themselve 13 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo had a sticky shift button - wrote 1197 lines in CAPS. Example:
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| Channel activity peak: 24 people were active on 14 Jan 2026 22:00 - 23:00 Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| michelle_rko was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 58 letters per line. (normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 31 letters/line) | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
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| 1 | giantryan - 1132 | kid-a - 405 |
icon - 1196 | Kenny - 1326 |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 587 | blahbal - 386 |
Kenny - 1055 | RebelRock - 1156 |
| 3 | Hayley - 561 | dingo - 362 |
morning123 - 897 | play - 986 |
| 4 | watty1 - 416 | prostate - 311 |
Sherry - 597 | giantryan - 908 |
| 5 | dingo - 401 | Sherry - 281 |
stevo - 449 | kid-a - 726 |
| 6 | Fukitol - 374 | Julie - 277 |
kid-a - 421 | Rebel - 722 |
| 7 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo - 361 | VeniVidiVici - 227 |
Rebel - 397 | dingo - 618 |
| 8 | t3 - 345 | giantryan - 216 |
giantryan - 328 | call_555-RATT - 546 |
| 9 | justwokeup - 287 | Kenny - 206 |
darkness - 291 | bitchbewithyou - 539 |
| 10 | kid-a - 280 | FIRST - 175 |
Evil-Bill - 235 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 446 |
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| 1 | Buttercup | Spooky | 1 | Julie | dingo | |
| 2 | Hayley | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | 2 | VeniVidiVici | kid-a | |
| 3 | Hayley | giantryan | 3 | blahbal | kid-a | |
| 4 | Hayley | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 4 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | kid-a | |
| 5 | JasonKing | watty1 | 5 | Julie | Sherry | |
| 6 | LEX123 | Milla | 6 | Julie | FIRST | |
| 7 | Rebel | play | 7 | Angel-Gabriel | michelle_rko | |
| 8 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | dingo | 8 | Sherry | dingo | |
| 9 | Hayley | t3 | 9 | VeniVidiVici | blahbal | |
| 10 | Hayley | T5T65463H2R | 10 | dingo | icon | |
| 11 | Fukitol | Milla | 11 | TheReturnOfCorticorn | kid-a | |
| 12 | Fukitol | t3 | 12 | Northy | Sherry | |
| 13 | kid-a | play | 13 | FIRST | Sherry | |
| 14 | giantryan | t3 | 14 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | VeniVidiVici | |
| 15 | Milla | kenosha_kickers | 15 | Julie | Northy | |
| 16 | Hayley | Spooky | 16 | Reb | Sherry | |
| 17 | Milla | Rebel | 17 | Northy | dingo | |
| 18 | Fukitol | Hayley | 18 | Julie | icon | |
| 19 | Milla | t3 | 19 | Rebelling | Sherry | |
| 20 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | kid-a | 20 | MikeTard2025 | kelly_gtr | |
| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Kenny | Sherry | 1 | Rebel | play | |
| 2 | Sherry | icon | 2 | play | RebelRock | |
| 3 | darkness | morning123 | 3 | play | kid-a | |
| 4 | Kenny | Rebel | 4 | Kenny | Rebel | |
| 5 | Kenny | icon | 5 | Kenny | watty1 | |
| 6 | Sherry | kid-a | 6 | Rebel | kid-a | |
| 7 | Kenny | darkness | 7 | Rebel | Screamo | |
| 8 | Kenny | morning123 | 8 | Kenny | play | |
| 9 | Julie | icon | 9 | Kenny | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | |
| 10 | Rebel | morning123 | 10 | Rebel | giantryan | |
| 11 | Rebel | darkness | 11 | RebelRock | bitchbewithyou | |
| 12 | Kenny | stevo | 12 | RebelRock | icon | |
| 13 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | stevo | 13 | Kenny | giantryan | |
| 14 | Sherry | morning123 | 14 | icon | livelaughleave | |
| 15 | Sherry | Rebel | 15 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | play | |
| 16 | icon | janey | 16 | RebelRock | giantryan | |
| 17 | Kenny | Northy | 17 | Fukitol | Rebel | |
| 18 | giantryan | icon | 18 | JasonKing | play | |
| 19 | icon | dingo | 19 | Fukitol | RebelRock | |
| 20 | morning123 | stevo | 20 | JasonKing | Kenny | |
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| 3 | Happyjulie50 |
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| 1 | Northy | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 2 | Cg | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 3 | Kenny | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 4 | giantryan | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 5 | kid-a | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 6 | Jonnie | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 7 | dingo | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 8 | Happyjulie50 | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 9 | icon | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 10 | T5T65463H2R | 9 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 11 | Fukitol | 10 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 12 | MikeTard2025 | 9 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 13 | RebelRock | 11 Jan - 15 Jan 2026 |
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| 14 | Sherry | 9 Jan - 13 Jan 2026 |
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| 15 | play | 11 Jan - 14 Jan 2026 |
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| 16 | Screamo | 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 17 | Angel-Gabriel | 10 Jan - 13 Jan 2026 |
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| 18 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 19 | LQQK87 | 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| 20 | carl | 9 Jan - 12 Jan 2026 |
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| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 45.. | michelle_rko(57.9), livelaughleave(56.5), Touched_By_Tism(52.2), Mik... | |
| 42..44 | Reb(44.8), PascaI-Montana(44.3), t3(43.0), kenosha_kickers(42.4) | |
| 39..41 | RebelRock(41.0), Rebel(40.6), call_555-RATT(40.4), TheReturnOfCorti... | |
| 36..38 | Stardust(38.9), Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(38.8), Phead_in_Crisis_X... | |
| 33..35 | it-looks-like-rain(35.6), Evil-Bill(35.5), ColdTrain(35.3), Rectal_Tongue_... | |
| 30..32 | play(32.6), Milla(32.3), PissAaron(32.3), T5T65463H2R(31.9), kid-a(31.... | |
| 27..29 | darkness(29.1), Freak_The_Legend(28.9), Cg(28.9), prostate(28.7), J... | |
| 24..26 | Buttercup(26.5), blahbal(25.8), Chaz(25.3), Spooky(25.0), Hayley(24.3... | |
| 21..23 | VeniVidiVici(23.8), Fukitol(23.3), Jonnie(23.1), giantryan(22.9), PartyLi... | |
| ..20 | raininginspaining(20.0), smokey69(19.1), LEX123(18.5), janey(18.4), J... |
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2187 | "that" | kid-a | 15 Jan 23:44 |
| 1425 | "have" | JasonKing | 15 Jan 23:55 |
| 1373 | "with" | kid-a | 15 Jan 23:50 |
| 1354 | "like" | giantryan | 15 Jan 23:56 |
| 1267 | "your" | T5T65463H2R | 15 Jan 23:51 |
| 1127 | "They" | T5T65463H2R | 15 Jan 23:34 |
| 969 | "what" | caled-hammers-assistant | 15 Jan 23:51 |
| 949 | "just" | kid-a | 15 Jan 23:46 |
| 863 | "here" | kid-a | 15 Jan 23:42 |
| 734 | "this" | Jonnie | 15 Jan 23:53 |
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 807 | "Rebel" | T5T65463H2R | 15 Jan 23:31 |
| 557 | "icon" | JasonKing | 15 Jan 23:55 |
| 530 | "Kenny" | PartyLine | 15 Jan 17:31 |
| 505 | "play" | Fukitol | 15 Jan 21:41 |
| 243 | "Sherry" | ToXlCTyPeR | 15 Jan 15:08 |
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 102 | Kenny | "years "(14), "bf "(5), "warn"(3), "again "(10), "Drake"(3), "crap "(5), "mental "(7), "house "(4), "really "(7), "family "(7), "sadly "(3), "bright "(5), "killed "(5), "months "(4), "fucker "(3), "others "(3), "before "(3), "changed "(3), "9:30pm"(5), "shithead "(4) |
| 91 | icon | "epic"(7), "pong"(4), "Dior"(3), "Spark"(4), "minge"(3), "flock"(3), "Brunch"(4), "brutal"(4), "300K"(6), "Krankie"(5), "thunder"(4), "fuelled"(3), "cassidy"(3), "Ashby-Jones"(14), "Grittleton"(3), "agoraphobic"(4), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(5), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(4), "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"(4), "https://freeimage.host/i/fvxfewJ"(3) |
| 59 | kid-a | " The"(19), " yeah"(31), " We"(10), " ok"(4), " why"(5), "pming"(5), " one"(4), " Too"(3), " good"(6), " tabby"(9), "waaaah"(3), "Harris"(3), " there"(6), " Have"(3), " Freak"(5), "burglar"(4), " Dunno"(3), "reviews"(3), " people"(4), "meetings"(3) |
| 56 | giantryan | "Elloooo"(19), "woop"(4), "thigh"(4), "Oreyt"(3), "ringo"(3), "sikhs"(3), "glassy"(4), "Nooooo"(4), "nerves"(3), "terminal"(9), "Whaaaa"(3), "Yeyyyyy"(3), "updates"(3), "junction"(4), "Chocolat"(3), "Fukinell"(3), "Excersise"(3), "decorator"(3), "scrambled"(3), "Playstation"(4) |
| 35 | RebelRock | "docs"(6), "bites"(6), "shown"(3), "voted"(3), "mongo"(3), "pheado"(6), "crisp"(3), "yiddly"(5), "tedious"(7), "mmmmmm"(3), "nieces"(3), "orouke"(3), "Lebanon"(4), "yapping"(3), "KINGDOM"(3), "imbecile"(3), "obsessing"(6), "challenge"(3), "mozzarella"(4), "destination"(3) |
| 30 | dingo | "HAMER"(15), "mold"(8), "EWWWW"(7), "RONG"(3), "TEEL"(3), "ratio"(5), "BONGA"(3), "DRLIN"(3), "SLAVA"(3), "XAXAXA"(4), "farmer"(3), "counts"(3), "MATHEWS"(4), "DRUGGIE"(4), "FREINDS"(3), "JULIE "(3), "PAYSHENT"(5), "XAXAXAXAXA"(3), "shit..not"(3), "ASS===AMERICA"(3) |
| 26 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "flew"(3), "lolol"(5), "Churchill"(17), "apply"(3), "images"(5), "silver"(4), "failure"(6), "Iranian"(6), "A.V.T"(3), "annexes"(3), "achieve"(3), "William"(3), "assembled"(6), "incoming"(3), "Democratic"(5), "pipsqueaks"(3), "Hemisphere"(3), "mainstream"(3), "porn-addict"(3), "heroin-riddled"(3) |
| 26 | Sherry | "cilla"(10), "auss"(4), "jong"(3), "tray"(3), "sods"(3), "avin"(3), "Nylon"(6), "realy"(4), "camel"(3), "perkins"(6), "yeself"(3), "fatcons"(6), "bastid"(3), "killers"(3), "bankrupt"(4), "kennypoos"(3), "stepdaddy"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhh"(5), "arrrrrrrrrrr"(3), "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"(5) |
| 25 | call_555-RATT | "grass"(4), "radio"(4), "pesto"(3), "fleece"(5), "fatter"(5), "catfish"(7), "freeze"(4), "Hybrid"(3), "fasted"(3), "concept"(5), "f******"(4), "incomes"(4), "ripping"(4), "addidas"(3), "hormones"(5), "Kirkland"(4), "avocados"(4), "diarrhea"(3), "described"(3), "Hallelujah"(6) |
| 20 | bitchbewithyou | "Pyro"(50), "PTSD"(11), "reap"(4), "pyros"(5), "armed"(4), "Blink"(3), "goyim"(3), "beats"(3), "gassing"(6), "MONTANA"(4), "batshit"(3), "brained"(3), "deserved"(4), "Braindead"(6), "registering"(12), "Bahahahahahaha"(17), "associates"(3), "RebelRetard"(6), "Bahahahahahahahaha"(8), "Bahahahahahahahahahahaha"(6) |
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 36 | Rebel and RebelRock | "neyhey"(41), "mild"(7), "exes"(5), "brats"(6), "wolf"(3), "Tele"(3), "bleugh"(4), "hideous"(6), "woohoo"(3), "assume"(3), "packet"(3), "standard"(7), "property"(5), "swoofers"(4), "messaged"(4), "slagging"(3), "spouting"(3), "anonymous"(3), "preferred"(3), "particular"(4) |
| 26 | Kenny and Cg | "kid "(24), "was "(11), "do "(5), "its "(6), "harder"(8), "his "(4), "spooks"(7), "thing "(9), "fun "(3), "think "(9), "right "(8), "were "(3), "best "(3), "would "(5), "happy "(4), "other "(4), "awesome "(6), "southern"(3), "trolls "(3), "called "(3) |
| 25 | Kenny and Hayley | "true "(12), "cg "(4), "ideal"(4), "once "(7), "down "(6), "too "(3), "Rob "(3), "end "(3), "nice "(6), "age "(3), "year "(5), "milla "(7), "Yeah "(4), "mine "(3), "better "(9), "Kick "(3), "nasty "(3), "friends "(6), "boring "(3), "sometimes "(4) |
| 20 | kid-a and Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "busk"(5), "aware"(5), "busker"(7), "Nobel"(3), "unwell"(6), "pitiful"(7), "Misery"(4), "Freedom"(6), "radical"(6), "prattle"(5), "national"(8), "lefties"(4), "elections"(7), "repeated"(4), "entirely"(3), "ignorance"(6), "democracy"(6), "increased"(4), "awareness"(3), "intellectual"(3) |
| 18 | kid-a and RebelRock | " yep"(8), "Cosmo"(7), "Lucille"(11), "cloning"(11), "posts"(4), "rotten"(7), "tragic"(3), "laughed"(6), "majority"(8), "happier"(3), "answers"(3), "accounts"(3), "suicidal"(3), "programme"(3), "Hollyoaks"(3), "reference"(3), "repetitive"(3), "connections"(4) |
| 18 | kid-a and Milla | " he"(39), " oh"(18), " hey"(29), " no"(13), " yes"(12), " Well"(14), " lmao"(14), " rebel"(13), " All"(6), " Not"(6), " how"(6), " me"(3), " are"(4), " like"(7), " aww"(3), " right"(8), "remind"(4), "dislike"(3) |
| 18 | morning123 and Rebel | "Steven"(13), "ship"(6), "grew"(5), "steps"(5), "easter"(7), "flats"(3), "subway"(5), "lifted"(4), "retire"(3), "codeine"(5), "aspirin"(5), "porters"(3), "hundred"(3), "violins"(3), "opposite"(5), "anorexic"(5), "cigarette"(6), "sickening"(4) |
| 18 | Kenny and giantryan | "peed"(17), "LAND"(12), "pricks"(15), "soil"(3), "twist"(5), "Scars"(4), "memory"(7), "kicking"(9), "wires"(3), "spices"(3), "writing"(5), "tablets"(5), "screens"(5), "wireless"(3), "titanium"(3), "religious"(3), "confusing"(3), "babysitter"(4) |
| 17 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "coward"(32), "dash"(7), "regime"(10), "~waves"(8), "pipsqueak"(16), "compost"(7), "fungus"(3), "~sigh~"(3), "junkies"(6), "adioafs"(5), "society"(4), "remarks"(3), "Goodnight"(7), "downtown"(3), "justified"(4), "weaponized"(4), "Shangri-La"(5) |
| 15 | call_555-RATT and bitchbewithyou | "rofl"(22), "f***"(11), "Elon"(6), "musk"(4), "mops"(3), "bidet"(6), "nets"(3), "MacDonald"(14), "pauper"(4), "melting"(7), "macdonalds"(11), "Promoted"(5), "concerned"(3), "desperately"(6), "Bahahahahahahaha"(15) |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | call_555-RATT | * call_555-RATT laughs and yawns at RebelRetards midlife crisis projections | |
| 2 | Kenny | * Kenny jimmy dean - big john | |
| 3 | the-heartbreak-kid-a | * the-heartbreak-kid-a hits a Ric Flair chop on fat Tim's wobbly chins | |
| 4 | runningupcommasinplace | * runningupcommasinplace yawns more | |
| 5 | livelaughleave | * livelaughleave hands phead a tissue | |
| 6 | Touched_By_Tism | * Touched_By_Tism pushes play over | |
| 7 | kenosha_kickers | * kenosha_kickers yawns | |
| 8 | JasonKing | * JasonKing pours a small sherry | |
| 9 | bitchbewithyou | * bitchbewithyou yawns | |
| 10 | `555-RATT | * `555-RATT farts | |
| 11 | zillion | * zillion sits | |
| 12 | The-Golden-Mongs | * The-Golden-Mongs rams Fat Tim's microwave sized head against Kenny's 3d printed ankles | |
| 13 | Play_Soon_Not_Here | * Play_Soon_Not_Here climbs on roof and points the rifle at play | |
| 14 | play | * play is done with missJackson and Rebel | |
| 15 | kirk | * kirk passes rebel a budwieser open that for me biatch | |
| 16 | Im_Taller_Than_Freak | * Im_Taller_Than_Freak leans down hear freak |
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| 1 | icon | "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
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| 2 | VeniVidiVici | "rob is 100%" | |
| 3 | livelaughleave | "It's not even worth 0.00001% of the original msrp" | |
| 4 | giantryan | "I dunno, I need to be 100% when I work" | |
| 5 | call_555-RATT | "Her described diet sounds like bo 110%" | |
| 6 | Spooky | "scroll down to stats" | |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "he already has Scotland, as his golf course takes up 50% of the terrain, or thereabouts lol" | |
| 8 | YCW | "The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
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| 9 | play | "this is me An IQ of 164 is considered exceptionally gifted, placing you in a tiny fraction of the population (less than 0.001%) and indicating extremely advanced cognitive abilities" |
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| 10 | MikeTard2025 | "Can only get high here now or else I would go for a 24 pack of beer or 8 tall mult liquor beers 8.0% alc vol....dammmmmmmmmmi miss beer" |
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| 11 | kelly_gtr | "its a tonic wine 15% a bottle all the young people use to drink it where i grew up" | |
| 12 | Theroomofclowns | "Of course Phead like Trump lied despite video evidence of ICE killing that innocent woman and labelling her the danger. Trump lies 99% of his life." |
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| 13 | Sherry | "his 4% fat camel toe" | |
| 14 | runningupcommasinplace | "Icon is getting some solid shut eye for another long day of posting up 10 year old pics of a car that has depreciated in value 110 % from the original MSRP" |
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| 15 | Rebel | "Imagine running to stats to see how long I've been online for. Guess what DLA. I can't be here 12-15 hours a day I go to work during the week to have part of my wages surrendered for HMRC to pay for the likes of you so you can be here 12-15 hours a day" |
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| 16 | Play_Soon_Not_Here | "something like 1% of them got released(and the vast majority of the 1% were redacted) then the government said they need more time to release the rest" |
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| 17 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Trump's also instructing the major credit card companies, to keep their interest rates low (meaning no higher than 10%). " |
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| 18 | Peppermint | "The stats show Rebel spends 12-15 hours a day in chat posting her trashy fat sounding voice" | |
| 19 | LEX123 | "he gets 100% weed" | |
| 20 | KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel | "Something like 100% of root canals are actually infected and causing people other health issues." | |
| 21 | kid-a | "Yg called me autistic then he went and counted his stats lines and told us the exact number. Me and lqq were in stitches" |
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| 22 | kenosha_kickers | "oh my God this is so funny especially in 2026 when there are entire YouTube channels dedicated to displaying how 99.9999999% of cops are just doing their job" |
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| 23 | JasonKing | "100%" | |
| 24 | Hulk_Hogan | "especially with his stats dripping onto your nose," | |
| 25 | Evil-Bill | "He proabably dated 90% of them." | |
| 26 | dingo | "all related to 40 % alcohol" | |
| 27 | caleb-hammers-assistant | "Icon probably masturbates in that shitty 300% negative depreciated from the original MSRP bmw" | |
| 28 | Ben | "Dingo is on the stats as most gay" |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | call_555-RATT | "That's why I bought a shit ton of powdered eggs" | |
| 2 | icon | "Hush hypertension sky high BP egg head" | |
| 3 | RebelRock | "I've been eating soupsz salads and rice cakes" | |
| 4 | morning123 | "they were bought by currys" | |
| 5 | giantryan | "I still get scotch eggs" | |
| 6 | play | "I had an organic burger last night no bun, and organic russet potato and some organic salad" | |
| 7 | Sherry | "chucks a banana at kenny" | |
| 8 | Fukitol | "burger king tastes more like beef" | |
| 9 | SELINAGUCCII | "ragu beef > high in cholesterol " | |
| 10 | Rebel | "My sister got my mum this horrible fish ornament omg it was hideous but cost my sister alot of money." |
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| 11 | Kenny | "ask kid for posh places or sherry for mcdonalds lol" | |
| 12 | JasonKing | "what does he like for breakfast Rocks?" | |
| 13 | PascaI-Montana | "nutella that's an Italian spread chocolate" | |
| 14 | it-looks-like-rain | "Blood sugar spikes. Bananas contain carbohydrates, which are essential for the body. But, for those monitoring blood sugars and/or with a type of diabetes, bananas may contribute to blood sugar spikes due to their carbohydrate level (27 grams for an average banana)." |
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| 15 | ColdTrain | "those balls are as smoothe as eggs" | |
| 16 | bitchbewithyou | "Meags kids don't eat cornflakes or eggs for dinner" | |
| 17 | UnemployedAlcoholic | "air fryer fries suck" | |
| 18 | watty1 | "lmfao fixed for you to go porking jason chat bird lol" | |
| 19 | KillTheSceneLikeImDenzel | "I want baked beans and toast on top of pizza with some chips and a mince pie crumble" | |
| 20 | Northy | "think roast dinner now got beef joint" | |
| 21 | dingo | "U EET TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE" | |
| 22 | blahbal | "i went and fetilised that egg" | |
| 23 | Touched_By_Tism | "Screamo, how many balls did you get in your mouth for dinner?" | |
| 24 | kid-a | " John kettley. Is a weatherman and so is Michael fish" | |
| 25 | goonster | "it looks nothing like a burger when raw product" | |
| 26 | Antonio-Banderas | "and of course, fresh beef tomatoes" | |
| 27 | warship | "BECAUSE THEY KICKED YOU OUT OF THE MCDONALDS FOR USING TOO MUCH WIFI TIME, SCREAMO" | |
| 28 | Wanker | "I want gammon, roast potatoes and veg with gravy" | |
| 29 | T5T65463H2R | "YOU CANT LIVE ON CURRY ALONE" | |
| 30 | Stardust | "does your mother make you a nice cup of tea and biscuits when you visit her," |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | "Kid- a I read that as "red panties" and I'm sticking to it" | |
| 2 | call_555-RATT | "She was like "I don't understand why"" | |
| 3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "well, he's sending "help" there now, TGO" | |
| 4 | bitchbewithyou | ""my name of 17 years"" | |
| 5 | livelaughleave | ""I get great enjoyment from helping others" tell me you push wheelchairs off of cliffs in one paragraph or less" |
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| 6 | kenosha_kickers | ""didn't happen that way"" | |
| 7 | Evil-Bill | "But then Kimmie met her match in the form of another catfisher named "MarmoJet"...a guy who chatted as a girl, calling himself "KerryOutstanding"." |
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| 8 | play | "this ris what you would call "stupid people chat"" | |
| 9 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Ernest Hemmingway, "A Farewell to Arms"" | |
| 10 | Stuffed_and_Mounted | "I prefer "Fuck me with a rusty pole"" | |
| 11 | Spooky | "Trump said "Go back home and babysit your people"" | |
| 12 | Posh_Paki_Load | ""Late supper" = eating whatever food the cat left in her dish." | |
| 13 | Inexorable | "thus making Japanese, and Oriental people the least "smelliest" on the planet" | |
| 14 | Hayley | "I told Rohit his son was hot. He said " lolz shadddddd aaapppppp "" | |
| 15 | VeniVidiVici | "and what sort of cunt calls a black and white cat "snowey"?" | |
| 16 | TheRealestTee | ""What's your address" lol this victim " | |
| 17 | John_Mayhoff | ""Demented old man"? That sounds familiar. <COUGH><COUGH? take a bow, Don <COUGH>" |
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| 18 | caled-hammers-assistant | "Logging in and out of the middle of the UK night to spam "you can't win" in my dm no wonder you look like you're dying of stage 4 cancer, you never even sleep" |
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| 19 | ToXiCTyPeR | "It's that stupid bitch "Julie" @ Corticorn." | |
| 20 | TheReturnOfCorticorn | "like a little mong wandering about saying nowt but "buh buh buh" everywhere he goes" | |
| 21 | spanish-announce-table | "SELINAGUCCII "freak how many guys have u fighted from here?"" | |
| 22 | Play_Soon_Not_Here | "lol was yg not bragging about having ryans fb before he "retired"" | |
| 23 | caleb-hammers-assistant | "5k a year looool he spends all of his benefits on fake designer clothing and thinks "Rolex " is a watch brand that rich people touch" |
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| 24 | blahbal | "paid for by his "supporters"" | |
| 25 | Bjorn | "Ill poke up ur "older" infront of u, relax" | |
| 26 | AbuseTour2026 | "Ryan wher's that stupid fleabag of yours "Eric" ?" | |
| 27 | wiggle_those_wangers | "I'd like to see your girlfreind "slip on nothing"" | |
| 28 | warship | "ASL IS "NOTAJEW"" | |
| 29 | Touched_By_Tism | "toast is for sure "her" limit" | |
| 30 | Sherry | "sings, " do you hear what i hear " woooooooooooooooooooo" |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | "have a good evening, dingo, or morning rather :)" | |
| 2 | darkness | "i cant say the trailer made it any better morning123" | |
| 3 | Happyjulie50 | "hello" | |
| 4 | kid-a | "is it afternoon already?" | |
| 5 | Cg | "hello and welcome to the next best thing Other than being in mental ward" | |
| 6 | RebelRock | "I bought a dress 2 weeks ago never wore it cause we're going out on Wednesday evening wanted to look nice" |
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| 7 | JasonKing | "how do you like your eggs in the morning giantryan?" | |
| 8 | giantryan | "But hey ho" | |
| 9 | Northy | "morning" | |
| 10 | Rebel | "Morning northy" | |
| 11 | stevo | "morning123 stop talking about shit n stuff" | |
| 12 | Kenny | "i did cum this morning so a good ending lol" | |
| 13 | SELINAGUCCII | "salam hello bonjour " | |
| 14 | icon | "Hello my loyal flock" | |
| 15 | watty1 | "the pefect end to a great evening" | |
| 16 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Good evening folks and assorted oafs" | |
| 17 | dingo | "REBEL ROBERT SAYS HELLO TO YOU" | |
| 18 | Scapa | "not anymore morning123" | |
| 19 | Jonnie | "hello my friends from England were not drinking tea just drinking Budwiser" | |
| 20 | Evil-Bill | "Not the one that chats here in the evenings." | |
| 21 | blahbal | "i think its what a scottish person's hello is if they are impersonating a cockney person" | |
| 22 | soupkinda | "kid a will come on late evening early night" | |
| 23 | Sherry | "morning123 they probly seen hundreds of balls" | |
| 24 | play | "hello Fuki my friend" | |
| 25 | Milla | "Evening all" | |
| 26 | Mike-Lennord_copyright2026 | "About to get high later this afternoon on THC gummy's...because why not" | |
| 27 | FIRST | "shit i have to go out in the afternoon" | |
| 28 | UnemployedAlcoholic | "morning123 arent we all lol" | |
| 29 | SirDave | "morning123 *blocked*" | |
| 30 | Rectal_Tongue_Puncher | "kenny jizzed up her this morning hes happy" |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | ":)" | |
| 2 | icon | "🤣" | |
| 3 | giantryan | "😁" | |
| 4 | Milla | "😂" | |
| 5 | Fukitol | "😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" | |
| 6 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "Greenland, soon here :)" | |
| 7 | watty1 | "Like icon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" | |
| 8 | Hayley | "If thats how its spelled 😂" | |
| 9 | RebelRock | "I'll have my first friend on the Xbox 😆" | |
| 10 | Rebel | "Do not ask for directions 😂 I'm the world's worst so best I tag along with you Ryan you'll probably know Glasgow better than me" |
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| 11 | Theroomofclowns | "The state of most in here is clear. This is the mental state of those who'll vote Reform and blame next incomer for stealing jobs, but are claiming benefits. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔" |
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| 12 | SheeEp | "oops, fuck i forgot I logged in and then munched some curry :D" | |
| 13 | l9 | "🤣" | |
| 14 | kerys_mckXoX | "Anyone from Glasgow 😀?x" | |
| 15 | Squid | ":)" | |
| 16 | m0 | "🤣" | |
| 17 | LeedsGuy | "Kenny you having a new shower fitted? i saw there was an old shower tray outside :) xxx" | |
| 18 | TheRealestTee | "Watty shit himself from me and still gives it the biggun in chat 😂" | |
| 19 | smokey69 | "😆" | |
| 20 | Kenny | "it's right kid ;)" | |
| 21 | Epicness | "Combined age of nearly 120 😂" | |
| 22 | x1 | "🤣 🤣 🤣" | |
| 23 | ToXlCTyPeR | "you and which army, Tee? In real life, you'd do nothing, you worthless coward :)" | |
| 24 | MiIla | "yep other Milla :)" | |
| 25 | LEX123 | ";)" | |
| 26 | Fat_Ray_Rumble-Tum-Tonkers | "🤣" | |
| 27 | Challenging | "🙃" | |
| 28 | c4 | "kid-a cant stop talking about me lol..... inside king busker head= 🙂↔️" | |
| 29 | xtb | "Vote Labour hahaha 😆" | |
| 30 | UnemployedAlcoholic | "😚" |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | giantryan | "🙄" | |
| 2 | watty1 | "lol" | |
| 3 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | ":)" | |
| 4 | icon | "🤣" | |
| 5 | dingo | "ISVE" | |
| 6 | kid-a | "Ok." | |
| 7 | Julie | "Lol" | |
| 8 | Rebel | "Say*" | |
| 9 | Kenny | "c&a" | |
| 10 | RebelRock | "Wb" | |
| 11 | Fukitol | "😉" | |
| 12 | Hayley | "LOL" | |
| 13 | Sherry | "lol" | |
| 14 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | "lol" | |
| 15 | LEX123 | "meh" | |
| 16 | Freak_The_Legend | "yes" | |
| 17 | call_555-RATT | "🤡" | |
| 18 | MikeTard2025 | "No" | |
| 19 | Milla | "ff's" | |
| 20 | JasonKing | "oh" | |
| 21 | VeniVidiVici | "lol" | |
| 22 | Cg | "lol" | |
| 23 | stevo | "erm" | |
| 24 | Screamo | "Lol" | |
| 25 | t3 | "Ryan" | |
| 26 | SELINAGUCCII | "lol" | |
| 27 | Spooky | "meds" | |
| 28 | bitchbewithyou | "See?" | |
| 29 | PartyLine | "+n" | |
| 30 | T5T65463H2R | "bosh" |
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | play | <Fukitol> Play, what happened to Pascal? | |
| 2 | Kenny | <Machida-Zelvia> Kenny, what was that fancy restaurant you went to once and they wouldn't let you in, saying "WE'RE FULL" |
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| 3 | ryan | <Stuffed_and_Mounted> Ryan, how are you doing getting used to the artificial leg? | |
| 4 | Screamo | <ThereIsAlwaysALighthouse> Screamo, you ok buddy? | |
| 5 | Julie | <The-Golden-Mongs> Julie, are you icon's gf | |
| 6 | hey | <Evil-Bill> Hey, TGO. | |
| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, what are you even talking about, the epstein files aren't even released |
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| 8 | Rebel | <Reverend_Hosebag> Rebel, that's basically what a lot of people do when roasting a chicken. Sounds delicious. |
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| 9 | kid-a | <VeniVidiVici> kid-a, tgo said that lefty is a nonce | |
| 10 | icon | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> icon, have a great day mate | |
| 11 | Hayley | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hayley, t3 there likes me for my geography knowledge | |
| 12 | giantryan | <carl> giantryan: good man! | |
| 13 | Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo | <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, i don't think woke people want all out war | |
| 14 | dingo | <wikkit> Dingo,, use your imagination play the game | |
| 15 | T5T65463H2R | <Touched_By_Tism> T5T65463H2R, did you kiss JasonKing son | |
| 16 | Jonnie | <Play_Soon_Not_Here> Jonnie, hey fuck you buddy | |
| 17 | JasonKing | <Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, one karate chop and your life would be over | |
| 18 | Lefty | <VeniVidiVici> lefty, you take what you can get | |
| 19 | kenosha_kickers | <Milla> kenosha_kickers, hush | |
| 20 | Northy | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Northy, you also have a great evening | |
| 21 | Fukitol | <Touched_By_Tism> Fukitol, yg left chat for good at least 5 times last year | |
| 22 | youngm | <VeniVidiVici> youngm, phead is, he will use his tears as lube on you | |
| 23 | watty1 | <Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo> watty1, you are also fungus | |
| 24 | ToxicPeople | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> ToxicPeople, you have a good day | |
| 25 | The-Golden-Mongs | <Epicness> The-Golden-Mongs, only been up an hour and had 17 bongs, got dressed this morning still had on yesterday thongs, fatty Boom Boom eats his dinner with tongs |
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| 26 | Taller_Than_Freak | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Taller_Than_Freak, hello | |
| 27 | t3 | <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> t3, I think I've had enough of your smarmy remarks | |
| 28 | stevo | <carl> stevo, are you your own problem | |
| 29 | SirDave | <carl> SirDave: /ignore *!*@* | |
| 30 | Quizbot | <Touched_By_Tism> Quizbot, kennys granda |

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