#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Wednesday 14 May 2025 to Tuesday 20 May 2025
566 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily statistics

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May
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May
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Channel load by hours

5.8% 7.0% 4.9% 3.2% 1.6% 1.1% 0.8% 2.0% 3.2% 4.0% 3.5% 2.8% 3.3% 2.9% 4.5% 4.8% 5.9% 5.6% 4.6% 6.0% 4.6% 6.2% 6.3% 5.4%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

152320
437085
400061
373335
400317
353653
469459
446539
405065
421535
443324
427033
436502
430580
357904
410453
534034
(Est.
351400)
115198

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2022
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2022
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
11 - 12
2023
1 - 2
2024
3 - 4
2024
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2024
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2024
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2024
11 - 12
2024
1 - 2
2025
3 - 4
2025
5 - 6
2025
Line total: 7014397
Estimate for this section: 351400 lines.

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

liljudyfunfun liked showing off, giving 8 self-descriptions.
i.e:
 15 May 19:35 * liljudyfunfun steps on the exposed nonce's neck
tuscane was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 27% of lines contained questions.

VibesCreator was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 24%.

icon didn't have anyone to talk to and performed 37 monologues (writing over 5 lines in a row).

ROBSAYZZ also chatted to themselve 33 times.

Highest CAPS ratio: ROBSAYZZ with 1444 of words in CAPS.
i.e:
 19 May 3:05 <ROBSAYZZ> UR GAY
15 May 2025 21:00 - 22:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 23 people active
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 italy, kid-a, adpee75, Ben, liljudyfunfun, Earl_Butz, busking-a, stanleh, Northy, happyjulieu49, Johnny31, buskid-a, binman, HammerTimePheadXo, Queens-Gambit, KELLY, Bird, Adams, Hayley, Danielle, MENTALLY_ILL_ADIL, DanieIle, TheGreatOne
VibesCreator didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 61 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 29 letters/line)

#kisschat.co.uk's dissociative identity disorder sufferers (still haven't found the best one, adgee75...)
adgee755 Nicks adgee75(96%), Adgee77(3.2%), Adgee70(0.4%), adgee56(0.4%), adgee73(0.1%)
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(93%), kid-a42(5.6%), kid-a52(0.8%), kid-a30(0.1%)
Jonnie103 Nicks Jonnie10(72%), Jonnie101(23%), Jonnie(4.3%)
Sherry3 Nicks Sherry(93%), Sherry59(5.5%), Sherry1955(0.8%)
Northy3 Nicks Northy(98%), Northy45(1.2%), Northy62(0.6%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1adgee75 - 558
ROBSAYZZ - 991
icon - 1004
play - 836
2t3 - 506
adgee75 - 536
play - 874
Milla - 639
3JenniCricket - 492
Sherry - 472
watty4 - 696
kid-a - 604
4Milla - 456
JULIE - 331
Sherry - 447
icon - 493
5ROBSAYZZ - 437
kid-a - 292
Dxve - 446
Queens-Gambit - 492
6HammerTimePheadXo - 416
BFC - 269
vampires - 428
watty4 - 424
7tuscane - 414
icon - 260
lex123 - 396
janey - 386
8StormVuLT - 337
Rocky41 - 177
Tee - 395
HammerTimePheadXo - 304
9Hayley - 292
RS - 174
Milla - 329
Cg - 299
10Cg - 291
Northy - 154
ROBSAYZZ - 328
PascaI-Montana - 287

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

8/2024 - 5/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
5 (1.7%)
 10000..11999
24 (8.2%)
 8000..9999
60 (20%)
 6000..7999
113 (39%)
 4000..5999
74 (25%)
 2000..3999
12 (4.1%)
 1..1999
5 (1.7%)

2025

1 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 189182
2 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20
 
 
Lines: 115198

2024

8 / 2024
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 218317
9 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 207821
10 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 222759
11 / 2024
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Lines: 188924
12 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31
 
Lines: 168980



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HammerTimePheadXoSpooky 1 ROBSAYZZSherry
2 Millakeyboard-kungfu 2 ROBSAYZZJULIE
3 Spookyt3 3 ROBSAYZZicon
4 HammerTimePheadXoHayley 4 JULIESherry
5 Cgt3 5 Sherryicon
6 HayleyJenniCricket 6 JULIEadgee75
7 ElephantAndCastlegusta 7 NorthyROBSAYZZ
8 JenniCrickett3 8 RSicon
9 BenROBSAYZZ 9 Daleklemon
10 Hayleyt3 10 BFCicon
11 HayleyPiss_up_a_Rope 11 JULIEicon
12 Millaakeyboard-kungfu 12 Moamoaicon
13 StormVuLTplay 13 NorthySherry
14 PGtipstuscane 14 ROBSAYZZkid-a
15 Spookyadgee75 15 adgee75roes
16 FukitolMilla 16 Sherrykid-a
17 Jonnie10t3 17 lemonruscane
18 InternazionaleStormVuLT 18 Sherryvampires
19 Internazionaletuscane 19 Dalekicon
20 StormVuLTtuscane 20 Northykid-a


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Teewatty4 1 kid-aplay
2 iconplay 2 Millaplay
3 iconwatty4 3 MillaMart
4 iconKenny 4 iconwatty4
5 iconSherry 5 MillaUltraviolence
6 iconTee 6 HoneyMonsterplay
7 Millaplay 7 Wakmodarkangel
8 Kennywatty4 8 HammerTimePheadXokid-a
9 CheersToYouplay 9 HammerTimePheadXoKELLY
10 CheeseandOnionicon 10 Martplay
11 MillaSherry 11 Teewatty4
12 Dxvesara 12 MillaSheeEp
13 lex123play 13 CheersToYouQueens-Gambit
14 TeeNTeewatty4 14 MartUltraviolence
15 Sherryplay 15 Kennyicon
16 VibesCreatoricon 16 MillaPascaI-Montana
17 CheeseandOnionsara 17 MillaHammerTimePheadXo
18 Xavivampires 18 iconplay
19 Dxveicon 19 darkangelplay
20 liljudyfunfunwatty4 20 Wakmokid-a



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 ROBSAYZZ  7
  100%
2 Sherry  7
  100%
3 HammerTimePheadXo  7
  100%
4 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
5 KELLY  7
  100%
6 vampires  7
  100%
7 janey  7
  100%
8 kid-a  7
  100%
9 Northy  7
  100%
10 play  7
  100%
11 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
12 adgee75  7
  100%
13 Kenny  7
  100%
14 binman  6
  86%
15 Ben  6
  86%
16 Jonnie10  6
  86%
17 Cg  6
  86%
18 StormVuLT  6
  86%
19 Piss_up_a_Rope  5
  71%
20 John_Mayhoff  5
  71%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 play  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 Northy  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 kid-a  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Kenny  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 adgee75  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 TheGreatOne  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 janey  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 HammerTimePheadXo  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Sherry  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 ROBSAYZZ  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 vampires  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 KELLY  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 happyjulieu49  7 14 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 StormVuLT  6 14 May - 19 May 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
15 binman  6 15 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 6 days active
16 Piss_up_a_Rope  5 16 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 5 days active
17 Danielle  5 15 May - 19 May 2025
  Currently 5 days active *
18 Hayley  4 14 May - 17 May 2025
  Currently 1 days active
19 liljudyfunfun  4 14 May - 17 May 2025
  Currently 1 days active *
20 MikeTard2025  4 14 May - 17 May 2025
  Last active 3 days ago (17 May 2025)




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 5 VibesCreator(60.5), Steagzzz(51.7), Wakmo(47.8), TheGreatOne(47.3...
42..44 1 MikeTard2025(44.6)
39..41 4 BFC(41.4), CheersToYou(41.3), TeeNTee(41.1), t3(40.5)
36..38 5 icon(38.0), BlueAndWhitePheadXo(38.0), Tee(37.0), HammerTimePhea...
33..35 4 SheeEp(35.3), RS(35.0), IsThisIt(34.5), HoneyMonster(33.2)
30..32 7 Newman(32.9), Hayley(32.1), Piss_up_a_Rope(31.1), gusta(30.9), lilju...
27..29 15 roes(29.8), Mart(29.8), Ben(29.6), CaptainsLog(29.2), play(29.0), Dou...
24..26 16 Sherry(26.6), watty4(26.5), Ultraviolence(26.2), Cg(26.0), adgee75(25...
21..23 8 Johnny31(23.6), Rocky41(23.3), Milla(22.8), binman(22.8), Moamoa(22...
18..20 5 darkangel(21.0), Mongcake93(20.6), happyjulieu49(19.8), ruscane(19....
..17 6 tabbythespastic(17.9), Jonnie10(17.5), Dxve(17.2), KELLY(16.8), jane...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Most frequently repeated words at #kisschat.co.uk:

Count Word Last used by At
1574 "that" Firefly 20 May 23:56
1446 "your" HoneyMonster 20 May 23:52
1100 "with" play 20 May 23:57
983 "like" bunnygirlsenpai 20 May 23:57
903 "have" bunnygirlsenpai 20 May 23:53
874 "here" play 20 May 23:54
813 "what" play 20 May 23:56
686 "Just" Firefly 20 May 23:49
630 "This" play 20 May 23:54
607 "they" play 20 May 23:56


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1105 "icon" CaptainsLog 20 May 22:02
606 "play" darkangel 20 May 23:55
354 "Sherry" icon 20 May 15:44
324 "Kenny" Firefly 20 May 23:56
292 "JULIE" adgee75 20 May 20:17


These people talk in their own (strange) language...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
194 icon "blaster"(23), "sporting"(21), "Hosey"(9), "#gym"(4), "#CIW"(4), "Aunt"(3), "#poet"(4),
"sparks"(3), "here’s"(8), "wrecking"(7), "JOHNNIE"(4), "#fitness"(4), "articles"(3),
"Breitling"(5), "marauding"(4), "chimbonda"(3), "condition"(3), "alcoholism"(4),
"#influencer"(4), "#panic-attacks"(3)
66 play "offf"(6), "leffty"(12), "SSEE"(3), "waas"(3), "wide"(3), "Wham"(3), "#help"(6), "ssens"(6),
"Brits"(6), "ffuck"(4), "kisss"(3), "PICCY"(3), "condom"(4), "Hosser"(3), "worker"(3),
"prossies"(8), "Limhole"(4), "JOBLESS-ICON"(33), "insanity"(3), "Tina2606"(4)
40 kid-a "Pasc"(6), " At"(4), "hobby"(6), "NEAT"(3), " poor"(8), "korma"(3), " yep"(3), "knobs"(3),
"obsess"(5), "teapot"(4), " When"(3), "seeking"(4), " right"(4), "grammar"(3),
"priests"(3), "sessions"(3), "extremely"(5), "Obsessive"(3), "COMMUNIST"(3),
"interaction"(4)
40 ROBSAYZZ "VULT"(8), "nosed"(7), "tells"(6), "BIGGS"(6), "cups"(3), "islam"(4), "CUNTT"(4), "pastry"(3),
"Zelensky"(7), "product"(3), "microwave"(4), "weren’t"(3), "FLATEARTH"(3),
"XAXAXAXAXAX"(3), "Bromborough"(3), "JenniCricket "(6), "Internazionale "(6),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4)
36 Cg "huggz "(22), "HMMS"(8), " Im"(7), "outa"(5), "or "(5), "ya "(4), "SOUP"(3), "im "(3),
"few "(5), "are "(4), "sayin"(3), "darlin"(4), "sheepy"(3), "DEVILS"(3), "giggles"(4),
"watchin"(3), " lollll"(3), "GOODNESS"(3), "Woofers "(3), "lolllllllllllll "(3)
30 adgee75 "nigga"(10), "theu"(5), "rite"(4), "adhd"(3), "grade"(5), "piles"(4), "lease"(3), "Ronald"(5),
"thirty"(4), "symbol"(3), "pooooo"(3), "future"(3), "prepare"(4), "harrods"(4), "operate"(3),
"soaking"(3), "energetic"(4), "Afghanistan"(3), "geomagnetic"(3), "experiencing"(4)
26 Milla "tall"(5), " brb"(7), "rays"(3), "kewl"(3), " SD"(3), " ynmk"(8), "Anyhoo"(4), "Kungfu"(4),
"WINTER"(4), " Blur"(4), " Paki"(3), "69th"(3), "lol. "(3), " and "(3), " adgee75"(3),
" ToonZilla"(3), "independent"(3), " Ultraviolence"(10), " Guest6169"(5),
" MillwallAreScum"(8)
25 Sherry "fatcon"(33), "fkin"(11), "niks"(7), "bomb"(4), "sang"(3), "moans"(4), "molly"(4), "whale"(4),
"betty"(4), "camel"(3), "weres"(3), "janets"(4), "smashes"(7), "circus"(3), "KNOCKED"(6),
"fatcons"(4), "matilda"(4), "coconut"(3), "meltdown"(5), "kennypoos"(6)
21 HammerTimePheadXo "oafs"(10), "Chop"(7), "pest"(5), "Penh"(3), "ignorant"(13), "~waves"(7), "hurts"(3),
"Yoafs"(3), "~sigh"(3), "Phnom"(3), "cruelty"(7), "ESCAPE"(4), "script"(3), "assorted"(8),
"society"(4), "Brampton"(4), "womanners"(4), "belittling"(3), "philharmonic"(3),
"philandering"(3)
18 t3 "bruh"(4), "toga"(4), "Eyed"(3), "booty"(4), "Roman"(4), "kebab"(4), "harsh"(4), "ankle"(3),
"c0ck"(3), "Spurs"(3), "how1e"(4), "Cinema"(3), "corpse"(3), "penalty"(4), "happening"(7),
"ofcourse"(3), "ben_dover"(4), "PROPAGANDA"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
44 icon and adgee75 "Ryder"(54), "spliff"(23), "110K"(41), "dwelling"(53), "Incoming"(19), "you’d"(14),
"stoned"(11), "belly"(8), "CATS"(5), "aids"(5), "arms"(4), "pong"(3), "selina"(6), "*Rests"(3),
"Pisshead"(8), "drawing"(4), "You’ll"(6), "xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(33), "pissheads"(6),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(52)
37 Milla and kid-a " what"(28), " We"(7), " who"(10), " Play"(13), " cg"(6), " as"(3), " can"(6),
" omg"(5), " just"(8), "annoy"(5), " aww"(3), " must"(3), " maybe"(5), " Kenny"(5),
" Bless"(4), "interest"(6), " every"(3), "stranger"(4), "dishonest"(7), " everyone"(6)
22 HammerTimePheadXo and MikeTard2025 "User"(13), "Kiwi"(12), "second"(11), "File"(3), "sewage"(6), "h0ws"(3), "junkie"(5),
"channels"(11), "Server"(4), "g0ing"(3), "Avatar"(3), "sewagey"(6), "#india"(3),
"#sohbet"(4), "SSL/TLS"(3), "Connected"(7), "Securely"(3), "HybridIRC"(5),
"vancouver"(4), "#kisschat.co.uk"(5)
18 ROBSAYZZ and adgee75 "jukie"(12), "FARTS"(10), "cream"(7), "REEL"(3), "seven"(5), "trees"(4), "leads"(3),
"cowboy"(6), "causing"(9), "lights"(3), "TEMPER"(3), "precise"(4), "plonker"(4),
"LIBRARY"(4), "wrestle"(3), "effects"(3), "flowers"(3), "individuals"(5)
17 ROBSAYZZ and Sherry "whos"(10), "Russia"(14), "flew"(3), "wave"(3), "aussie"(7), "probly"(7), "licks"(3),
"JUMPED"(5), "baking"(4), "STATUE"(3), "JULIES"(3), "PEDALS"(3), "skippy"(3),
"dustbin"(4), "drowned"(3), "MANSION"(3), "repeats"(3)
16 icon and watty4 "ROFL"(28), "I’d"(21), "225K"(22), "rang"(8), "tees"(5), "article"(13), "parked"(10),
"fail"(3), "limit"(5), "Busking"(8), "punched"(5), "returned"(7), "triangle"(5), "Simon’s"(6),
"accepting"(4), "descending"(3)
16 play and adgee75 "sudden"(69), "lonely"(14), "planet"(9), "porno"(3), "homos"(3), "licker"(5), "period"(3),
"CENTRAL"(5), "cooties"(4), "disease"(4), "passion"(4), "supports"(6), "creates"(3),
"smelling"(5), "critical"(3), "spreading"(3)
15 ROBSAYZZ and Milla "scam"(4), "India"(7), "Thailand"(13), " shut"(3), " LIKE"(3), "PRESUME"(6), "culture"(6),
"cooking"(5), "DIVORCE"(3), "variety"(3), "answer "(3), "Showtime "(3),
"incredible"(3), "disturbing"(3), "Ultraviolence "(4)
15 play and icon "beetroot"(26), "Laura"(5), "stars"(5), "syndrome"(12), "unfit"(3), "common"(6),
"bummed"(5), "benefit"(7), "greasy"(4), "created"(7), "CATCHER"(6), "medical"(4),
"workers"(4), "Medicaid"(6), "property"(3)
14 play and kid-a "Hiss"(8), "binny"(10), "hall"(6), "exam"(3), "PARTS"(6), "#zenn"(4), "closet"(7), "shout"(3),
"highly"(4), "screams"(4), "pretended"(5), "neighbors"(4), "testicles"(3), "meaningless"(4)




#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 liljudyfunfun  8 * liljudyfunfun farts
2 TheGreatOne  7 * TheGreatOne gently slaps the sack on lexs forehead
3 `Pascal-Montana  3 * `Pascal-Montana sips peroni
4 ringlight  2 * ringlight farts on rob
5 lolaRose  1 * lolaRose put's arm around American girl reassuringly
6 lemon  1 * lemon Slaps ruscane with Daleks granny pants
7 kid-a  1 * kid-a gives sheds some flowers
8 heave  1 * heave THONGS ROBSAYZZ
9 capricornmoon  1 * capricornmoon flexes
10 Blur  1 * Blur Makes a mental note of the ip
11 Ashbeck  1 * Ashbeck spits on Guest6241



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 MikeTard2025  17 "because i'm 💯 % ~ H i g H ~ 💥 💫 💥 💫💥💫"
2 adphi75  6 "20% of the population of Redditch kmow Im the reincarnation of certain spiritual people, 20% know
about my experience with archangel Michael years ago"
3 LifeWorthLiving  4 "101% wrong"
4 icon  4 "The chat stats = play 18 hours a day lollllllll"
5 adgee75  4 "he told me that we have infinite number of paths from when we born and he knows exactly what’s
going to happen on those paths, they all pre written, it bs, only 30 % is written, the rest is free
will 70% of i is free will, which makes me feel better"
6 loves_pussy  3 "whats is the extra 1% for?"
7 ElephantAndCastle  3 "If we could vote for Britains ugliest woman. I would 100% be putting Toons name down"
8 play  2 "+5.65 (1.65%)today"
9 PascaI-Montana  2 "95%  bullshit"
10 JULIE  2 "100% pple are so weird in here"
11 heave  2 "robs facebook lost 80% of its engagement when he removed the icon burger rap"
12 CaptainBurger1950  2 "5% body fat"
13 Blur-Burger-PIP  2 "What does 5% body fat look like ???"
14 adkey75  2 "60% of worlds population are gay and still in closet"
15 zap  1 "100% of the population has autism lol"
16 Wakmo  1 "Denied it was you then changed your privacy settings LOL. I called it 100%"
17 VibesCreator  1 "you're a narcissist, fantasist 100% oddball"
18 V0K  1 "5% body fat to be precise"
19 undefined1  1 "You’re at least 25% cocoa solids"
20 Tee  1 "Im 99% sure"
21 StormVuLT  1 "that means I'm 1% right"
22 ROBSAYZZ  1 "BIGGEST LIE IN 2025 =Trust in President Volodymyr Zelenskyy increased from 69% in March to
74% in May, while distrust decreased from 28% to 22%, according to a survey conducted by the
Kyiv International Institute of Sociology."
23 Milla  1 "i like that some T shirts are 100% cotton"
24 lex123  1 "not 100% copy but most"
25 Firefly  1 "100% nonce"
26 Dxve  1 "ROBSAYZZ is 50% aborigine, 50% kangaroo"
27 chat-stats  1 "Fat sherry winched out of bed 0930 am - chat stats she’s in here 18 hours a day"
28 Barca  1 "5% body fat"
29 adwhy75  1 "the 80% of worlds population are gonna start having spiritual experiences soon, some more than
others but not many and they’re gonna need all of ours help with it to understand whats going
, help them transition to a more spiritual way of life"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 icon  18 "It’s 0330am - Fat Ray Bentos Burger Hodges The Captain Burger arrives at your house via 28 bus
connections on his yellow mobility scooter sporting his 4 ton Timmy Mallet specs / spliff hanging
through his broken 1968 dentures, acid bong in 1 hand a flagon of homemade scrumpy in the other
hand with his ghetto blaster roaring in his mobility"
2 adgee75  11 "i love ur  farts esp the burger ones"
3 Sherry  10 "i dont shop oxfam, i prefer marie curry"
4 play  9 "Dave and icon splurged on a dinner date, they shared some curry"
5 steagzzzzzzzzz  8 "It’s 0330am - Fat Ray Bentos Burger Hodges The Captain Burger arrives at your house via 28 bus
connections on his yellow mobility scooter sporting his 4 ton Timmy Mallet specs / spliff hanging
through his broken 1968 dentures, acid bong in 1 hand a flagon of homemade scrumpy in the other
hand with his ghetto blaster roaring in his mobility"
6 SheeEp  7 "ok, but with all that talent surely youd be better placed in a petrol station or mcdonalds"
7 ROBSAYZZ  7 "SOME ONE ETTING DINNER"
8 PascaI-Montana  7 "Like Mr Burger My Stalker"
9 t3  5 "Cocoa mix? Like hot chocolate?"
10 kid-a  5 " good curry in asda cafe too"
11 t3haitch  4 "Just a burger with two patties some bacon and cheese converts to around 20 dollars"
12 Steagzzzz  4 "330am your in your room when all of a sudden,, Bananarama cruel Summer comes on full blast
, you wake up and become aware of somebody walking towards your room from the other side
,, 30 seconds later, your room Door Opens, Jenni Cricket from This Room comes in dressed up
as Penfold from DangerMouse,,,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?"
13 Milla  4 "Aberdeen angus burger?"
14 Hayley  4 "It's called Dripz dubai chocolate "
15 dsa  4 "It’s 0330am Fat Ray Bentos obese Burger Hodges comes roaring into your hotel suite on his converted
T-34 tank mobility scooter 5mph wearing his 1972 hi-tech tracksuit xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl
and his fruit of the loom trainers donning his special brew stained cravat with Boney M - daddy
daddy cool blasting out of his record player playing"
16 Zzp-on-Wye  3 "Halal grits and gravy"
17 Ultraviolence  3 "ive drowned a fair few fish in my time on poker tables"
18 Piss_up_a_Rope  3 "brown blob i porked hayley long ago"
19 Mart  3 "You juiced play by any chance? Or were your sausages off?"
20 lex123  3 "go for your lunch man"
21 kerek  3 "nice, im guessing its chicken"
22 Kenny  3 "a ham burger is gammon"
23 Internazionale  3 "Fish and chips and mushy  peas"
24 de-mar  3 "Fat sherry, peanut, TGO, sheeep, Julie, scotsgirl, grillo, kid-a, ray burger hodges, watty4 / toon
- all had great news yesterday in the government reforms >> disabled people who are perman...
...ently signed off no longer have to go for PIP assessments"
25 Danielle  3 "No not greasy chunky chips"
26 tuscane  2 "fucking hell hayley i just drippd chocolate"
27 TheGreatOne  2 "vampires: pascal sucked 3 dicks on his lunch break from the job centre"
28 streagzzzzzz  2 "It’s 0330am - Fat Ray Bentos Burger Hodges The Captain Burger arrives at your house via 28 bus
connections on his yellow mobility scooter sporting his 4 ton Timmy Mallet specs / spliff hanging
through his broken 1968 dentures, acid bong in 1 hand a flagon of homemade scrumpy in the other
hand with his ghetto blaster roaring in his mobility"
29 stanleh  2 "the wroms if he eats that chicken medium rare"
30 slapntickle  2 "some sausages lurking in the fridge, might have a naughty fry up, do some weights, then get a
few things done"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Tee  14 "Simon was sitting in the car, looking in the mirror like "Come on, give that man what for""
2 t3  14 "Gotta admit I do like a scouse accent on a girl. And the way they say "book" would
give a corpse a boner"
3 lex123  11 "for "anti radar purposes" lol"
4 Hayley  10 "Phead is the type to fall for some random man in the street " here mate, wouldn't help me
lift these items into my BASEMENT, would ya? ""
5 play  9 "leffty saais " TGO you gotta see what that arsehole play said""
6 John_Mayhoff  8 "And how gay is the name "Mortimer"?"
7 HammerTimePheadXo  8 "my words were that she'd have been a "decent president", I didn't use the word "b...
...etter""
8 TeeNTee  6 "Watty I'll be at Elland Road when they play Liverpool, I'll hold up a "Anyone seen Simpn Westerf...
...ield" sign"
9 BackAgain4firsttime  6 "That's because you would not have a conscious of that damn cricket set up permanent residency
in your mind sir.. that's "Jenni".not "jimminy""
10 Arthur2ShedsNoHouse  4 ""I'm working now, laterally""
11 StormVuLT  3 "Googling "attractive singers""
12 Spooky  3 "or who they "assume" are illegals"
13 Skippy_The_Wonder_Monkey  3 "Back in the day, you got arrested for molesting a young woman and the police charged you for
"assault with a dead weapon.""
14 scorpiosaturn  3 "lol pascal acting like he "works""
15 Newman  3 "and typing "aswell" as one word..."
16 Mart  3 "Should be "Jimmy gave it to me, and I loved it check my shiny badge" he fixed it"
17 liljudyfunfun  3 ""😆😆😆😆😆😆""
18 JenniCricket  3 ""Cry little sister" Gerard McMahon"
19 Ultraviolence  2 "Pascal telling Phead "I didnt know you could speak Italian" after Phead quipped merci
beaucoup 😅 😅 😅"
20 the_stella_response  2 ""😆🍺""
21 Randey  2 ""She" lol"
22 JULIE  2 "The great one..... I do not go round being violent or abuse anyone at all.  So keep your shitty little
comments to yourself as you persume you think that you know alot about me , but you "DONT
" AT ALL. You know nothing about my life or my personal life at all so shut the fuck o"
23 Internazionale  2 ""u will fucking learn" 😅 😅 😅"
24 GRiLLo  2 "Phead went to the gay porn theatre for "research""
25 CheersToYou  2 "lol now he will blame his failed business on "shit being sprayed from the sky""
26 capricornmoon  2 "pascal the nonce enjoys a picture of a penis popping up "randomly" on his screen in
front of his daughter"
27 Wakmo  1 " Scotlands version of "uncontrolled immigrants" that "speak funny" and "
change the local culture" are mostly white English. 😄"
28 TheGreatOne  1 "he claims he lives alone because "he says he has his own kitchen""
29 Showtime  1 "look at that "hard man""
30 Sherry  1 "can you play " far far away ""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 happyjulieu49  46 " Hello "
2 Cg  37 "hello Mikeeeeeeeeeeee"
3 HammerTimePheadXo  18 "Grillo have a nice evening, chat up your wife (don't forget)"
4 Northy  12 "morning"
5 Dxve  10 "ROBSAYZZ morning darling xxx"
6 Jonnie10  8 "hello"
7 vampires  6 "IT IS AFTERNOON IN ITALY"
8 Milla  6 "awkward as hell when i am  right hey kerriie"
9 kid-a  6 " good evening northy"
10 Queens-Gambit  5 "Jonnie10 How is your blood pressure this afternoon"
11 ENFORCERS  5 " hello play"
12 adgee75  5 "meet me in the morning when u wake up"
13 play  4 "well hello Milla"
14 MikeTard2025  4 "technically morning at 3:17am but i still consider that night"
15 icon  4 "Hello can I speak to Kerrie whitson please"
16 Danielle  4 "Hi hello82"
17 binman  4 "good evening"
18 watty4  3 "Icon claim to fame done for drink driving at 3pm in the afternoon"
19 TheGreatOne  3 "Cg: hello you dumb fucker, how are you doing on this glorious day"
20 Steagzzz  3 "330am you're in your room when all of a sudden,, Eagle Eyed Cherry Save Tonight comes on full
blast, you wake up holding both Ears thinking What in the Name of bloody hell,,your room door
opens 20 Seconds later, with you still holding both Ears, Harvey Price comes in dressed up as
Helga from hey Arnold,,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?"
21 Sherry  3 "hes been here all morning trolling"
22 SheeEp  3 "ooh shit, heya cg huggzzz :)"
23 seedhead  2 "Good evening"
24 ROBSAYZZ  2 "WE DONT SAY HELLO"
25 PascaI-Montana  2 "It's quite busy this afternoon in here"
26 Mart  2 "Kelly hey, just a hello said one before...you good?"
27 lex123  2 "i might not get it but hey ho"
28 keyboard-kungfu  2 "hello cg"
29 IT_Tester  2 "hello, paying 10$  paypal for every hour you help me test my code on your system."
30 ElephantAndCastle  2 "ROBSDAYZZ you rammed a whore yesterday morning?"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 watty4  230 "😆😆😆😆😆"
2 Milla  199 "🤣"
3 HammerTimePheadXo  141 "indeed I do, Douglas :)"
4 Arthur2sheds  116 "the loon is so desperate and outraged they are now msging me :D"
5 icon  89 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
6 RichieRichards  37 "kid-a started talking to himself, but fell asleep cos he was so boring :D"
7 MillwallAreScum  34 "🤣"
8 SheeEp  33 "get a fucking job :)"
9 CaptainsLog  33 "Wakmo wack job more like :D"
10 Wakmo  29 "he has zero self awareness to it 🤣"
11 Rocky41  25 "Rob wanted toon to marry him I think 🤔"
12 StormVuLT  24 "Take care Jenni :)"
13 Fukitol  23 "😄"
14 Hayley  21 "They're good thanks, jenni. :)"
15 Millaa  19 "this nonsense must so lonely he goes to my videos searching all about me , :D"
16 hygtfrd  17 "face of a down syndrome was his mum 🤣 🤣"
17 Tee  16 "Now he's saying owned 😂 😂"
18 tabbythespastic  16 "🤣🤣👍👍👍👍"
19 BlueAndWhitePheadXo  14 "try saying that to my face, B-P, see what I do to you :)"
20 MikeTard2025  13 "cool Shebully `clicks` 🎶 📺 🎶 😎"
21 JenniCricket  13 "Lmao t3h I guess I throw the duel and let adgee win 🏆🤣"
22 lex123  11 ":)"
23 mkl  9 "ElephantAndCastle acting like some big man on here like he beats pakis for fun. yeah right man
your not even hardest in your family and its just  you and your old mum 🤣 🤣 🤣"
24 TheLegendKiller  8 "🤣"
25 Danielle  8 "Ah that’s nice icon :)"
26 B-P  8 "haven't spotted it yet :P"
27 sara  7 "Cheese evidence  🤔🤔🤔"
28 roes  7 "fucking bug just fall on me 😅"
29 Queens-Gambit  7 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
30 ghdk  7 "avoiding that tax milla ;)"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Milla  226 "😂"
2 adgee75  222 "lol"
3 ROBSAYZZ  153 "KLOL"
4 watty4  137 "Lol"
5 lex123  113 "nope"
6 HammerTimePheadXo  112 "back"
7 Dxve  98 "lol"
8 icon  87 "🎯"
9 tuscane  85 "lmao"
10 janey  80 " X"
11 roes  76 "lol"
12 Arthur2sheds  69 ":D"
13 Cg  63 "no"
14 vampires  62 "man"
15 Sherry  57 "haha"
16 kid-a  55 "Lmao"
17 play  50 "SEXY"
18 MikeTard2025  49 "😴"
19 MillwallAreScum  46 "Lol"
20 adkey75  43 "me"
21 Rocky41  42 "Lol"
22 JULIE  42 "Omfg"
23 HoneyMonster  41 "lol"
24 Queens-Gambit  40 "Bye"
25 JenniCricket  38 "😂"
26 KELLY  34 "u?"
27 t3  32 "Wtf"
28 Spooky  32 "no"
29 Jonnie10  30 "Jim"
30 tabbythespastic  29 "🥱"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 play  27 <John_Mayhoff> Play, what part of Mr. Trump's Excellent Adventure are you critical of?
2 Milla  22 <play> Milla, vykhodi za menya zamuzh, vstretimsya v Las-Vegase.
3 watty4  13 <Ultraviolence> Watty, Leeds got done up twice by Millwall this season
4 Kenny  11 <Ultraviolence> Kenny, how are you watching your tv shows
5 Mart  10 <Internazionale> Mart, youre just a fat Hooray Henry
6 icon  10 <John_Mayhoff> Icon, yesterday Play bragged to me that he has no need for Viagra.
Well, turns out he is too cheap to buy medication and just attaches a
used popsicle stick to his pecker with a rubber band.
7 tuscane  8 <PGtips> tuscane, who would win, you or a gorilla?
8 JULIE  8 <Spooky> Julie, it's Michigan
9 Cg  8 <Steagzzz> CG, what have you achieved in your time on the internet?
10 janey  7 <Milla> janey , you never cam anybody
11 freakshow  7 <Steagzzzzz> Freakshow,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?
12 t3  6 <HARD> t3: you have these kind of likings?
13 Sherry  6 <Milla> Sherry, oh yes I like '' Next''
14 roes  6 <Slogan> Roes,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?
15 Queens-Gambit  5 <SheeEp> Queens-Gambit: is Queens-Gambit!webchat@Pascal.Montana * (Kiwi
IRC User)
16 Hayley  5 <StormVuLT> Hayley, hawa you mate?
17 Piss_up_a_Rope  4 <TheGreatOne> Piss_up_a_Rope: ready to die boy?
18 lex123  4 <TheGreatOne> lex123: he certainly is
19 hello  4 <IT_Tester> hello, paying 10$ paypal for every hour you help me test my code on
your system. audio chat is required
20 Fukitol  4 <gusta> fukitol, just ask them if they accept before you fill out any forms first
21 StormVuLT  3 <Ultraviolence> StormVuLT, all of your textual friends are paedos
22 Spooky  3 <BANJO> Spooky:  I will shatter your ass
23 SheeEp  3 <PC-GunGum> SheeEp, don't reheat it in the microwave
24 KELLY  3 <Dadiums> Kelly, WAT WOULD YOU DO?
25 Jonnie10  3 <Newman> Jonnie, are  you drinking again?
26 GRiLLo  3 <Milla> GRiLLo, not anymore. I forgot about that site . tbh
27 Tee  2 <DANGER> Tee:  You will not live till 25 th
28 SD  2 <Milla> SD, f;cj back to my Block list.
29 sara  2 <Dxve> Sara, stop with the PM's please
30 Northy  2 <BlueAndWhitePheadXo> Northy, however, I don't remember seeing that name in para, let alone
wcool



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