#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics cover Thursday 1 Jan 2026 to Sunday 4 Jan 2026428 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 4 days
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Timezone:
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Long term statistics - three month sections
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636659 |
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580663 |
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1 - 3 2024 |
4 - 6 2024 |
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10 - 12 2024 |
1 - 3 2025 |
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10 - 12 2025 |
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Estimated number of lines for current section: 487900 lines
The most active day so far has been Saturday 6 Apr 2024 with a line count of 15099
Big Numbers
| bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse liked talking about themself - 8 descriptions altogether. Sample:
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| freak_the_legand94 was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 26% of lines contained questions. JasonKing was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 17%. | ||||||||||||||||||
| dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 25 times... CheersToYou also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 11 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Highest CAPS ratio: dingo with 1007 of words in CAPS. Sample:
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| Activity peak: 26 people were simultaneously active on 2 Jan 2026 18:00 - 19:00 Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse was unsure where to put the full stop, averaging 45 letters per line. Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 28 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | Milla - 248 | dingo - 231 |
TheWeeknd - 498 | Rebel - 1279 |
| 2 | t3 - 228 | Rebel - 200 |
dingo - 478 | play - 658 |
| 3 | dingo - 216 | captainkirk - 163 |
SELINAGUCCII - 394 | Milla - 650 |
| 4 | watty1 - 197 | Sherry - 156 |
Rebel - 393 | Pascal-Montana - 587 |
| 5 | cunt - 177 | freak_the_legend - 149 |
play - 295 | janey - 437 |
| 6 | livelaughleave - 170 | Northy - 88 |
Poo-Bag-Squirter - 270 | JasonKing - 428 |
| 7 | lex123 - 151 | Bampot - 80 |
Sherry - 260 | MrToilet - 413 |
| 8 | Fukitol - 135 | TheRealestTee - 60 |
watty1 - 215 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse - 408 |
| 9 | Hayley - 119 | JaneDoe - 52 |
kid-a - 179 | dingo - 403 |
| 10 | BunDem - 119 | TH3 - 46 |
CheersToYou - 152 | livelaughleave - 357 |
Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)
Activity distribution
4/2025 - 1/2026
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Chat partners
People who talk most to each other
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| 1 | Milla | livelaughleave | 1 | dingo | freak_the_legend | |
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| 2 | Milla | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 2 | dingo | Northy | |
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| 3 | Hayley | t3 | 3 | dingo | Rebel | |
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| 4 | FreeSpirit | TheWeeknd | 4 | Northy | freak_the_legend | |
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| 5 | Fukitol | t3 | 5 | Rebel | captainkirk | |
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| 6 | Peyton | freak_the_lrgend | 6 | Bampot | freak_the_legend | |
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| 7 | BunDem | t3 | 7 | Northy | Rebel | |
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| 8 | BunDem | cunt | 8 | Northy | Sherry | |
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| 9 | shoesandsocks | t3 | 9 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | Sherry | |
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| 10 | cunt | t3 | 10 | TheRealestTee | freak_the_legend | |
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| 11 | t3 | Milla | 11 | Northy | Poo-Bag-Eater | |
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| 12 | Fukitol | Milla | 12 | icon | smokey69 | |
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| 13 | dingo | ww | 13 | icon | Fat-Ray_Burger-Bunker\Tonkers | |
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| 14 | Milla | T5T76437364GTR | 14 | Poo-Bag-Eater | Sherry | |
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| 15 | cunt | lex123 | 15 | Bampot | BigWillyMan2026 | |
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| 16 | lex123 | BunDem | 16 | TH3 | icon | |
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| 17 | lex123 | t3 | 17 | Bampot | Northy | |
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| 18 | Newman | Rebel | 18 | Rebel | Sherry | |
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| 19 | Fukitol | cunt | 19 | TH3 | Sherry | |
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| 20 | SD | TheWeeknd | 20 | RUMBLE-BUM-TUM-TONKERS | Sherry | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Rebel | play | 1 | Rebel | play | |
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| 2 | SELINAGUCCII | TheWeeknd | 2 | Rebel | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | |
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| 3 | SELINAGUCCII | play | 3 | Rebel | plascal | |
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| 4 | TheWeeknd | icon | 4 | plascal | Milla | |
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| 5 | Rebel | Sherry | 5 | Milla | play | |
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| 6 | kid-a | play | 6 | Milla | JasonKing | |
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| 7 | Kenny | play | 7 | Milla | T5T635652H2R | |
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| 8 | Sherry | dingo | 8 | Rebel | kid-a | |
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| 9 | Alan_Bunker | TheWeeknd | 9 | Rebel | Milla | |
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| 10 | Poo-Bag-Squirter | TheWeeknd | 10 | Pascal-Montana | play | |
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| 11 | Rebel | dingo | 11 | Rebel | TheWeeknd | |
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| 12 | Kenny | SELINAGUCCII | 12 | JasonKing | play | |
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| 13 | Hosey_New_Year | play | 13 | JasonKing | Rebel | |
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| 14 | Milla | play | 14 | TheWeeknd | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | |
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| 15 | Sherry | TheWeeknd | 15 | Rebel | livelaughleave | |
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| 16 | Alacrity | SELINAGUCCII | 16 | Rebel | T5T635652H2R | |
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| 17 | freak_tje | play | 17 | Milla | dingo | |
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| 18 | TheWeeknd | watty1 | 18 | Milla | freak_the_legand94 | |
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| 19 | SELINAGUCCII | dingo | 19 | icon | play | |
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| 20 | icon | dingo | 20 | TheWeeknd | play | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | First seen | percentage | |||
| 1 | Northy | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 2 | T5T635652H2R | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 3 | kid-a | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 4 | cunt | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 5 | SELINAGUCCII | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 6 | HAPPYJULIE50 | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 7 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 8 | Cg | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 9 | Jonnie22 | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 10 | binman | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 11 | JasonKing | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 12 | Milla | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 13 | VibesAlive | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 14 | dingo | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 15 | Rebel | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 16 | play | 4 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 17 | watty1 | 3 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 18 | T5T76437364GTR | 3 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 19 | CountDrunkula | 3 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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| 20 | Fukitol | 3 |
1 Jan 2026 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | JasonKing | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 2 | Milla | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 3 | Jonnie22 | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 4 | binman | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 5 | Rebel | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 6 | play | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 7 | VibesAlive | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 8 | dingo | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 9 | kid-a | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 10 | cunt | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 11 | Northy | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 12 | T5T635652H2R | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 13 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 14 | Cg | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 15 | SELINAGUCCII | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 16 | HAPPYJULIE50 | 4 |
1 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 17 | Tim_Horton | 3 |
2 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 18 | StormVuLT | 3 |
2 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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| 19 | JeffreyEpstein | 3 |
1 Jan - 3 Jan 2026 |
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| 20 | LQQK87 | 3 |
2 Jan - 4 Jan 2026 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 42.. | 3 |
bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse(45.4), livelaughleave(43.1), t3(42.3) |
| 39..41 | 3 |
Pascal-Montana(40.9), Rebel(40.2), RebeI(39.5) |
| 36..38 | 1 |
Poo-Bag-Eater(37.9) |
| 33..35 | 2 |
SixOSix(35.7), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(34.3) |
| 30..32 | 4 |
Bampot(31.1), plascal(30.7), kid-a(30.5), Cg(30.2) |
| 27..29 | 14 |
icon(29.9), Speediarman(29.6), Kenny(29.5), Sherry(29.3), SELINAGU... |
| 24..26 | 4 |
freak_the_lrgend(26.5), TROLL-TOYS(26.4), doggiesad(25.4), MrToilet... |
| 21..23 | 7 |
captainkirk(23.3), sumguy(23.0), TheWeeknd(22.7), cunt(22.3), Fukitol(... |
| ..20 | 7 |
ukwmo(20.7), Buffy-the-vampire-slayer(20.4), watty1(18.9), dingo(18.... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
#kisschat.co.uk's popular words
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 1104 | "That" | Milla | 4 Jan 23:56 |
| 642 | "like" | Kenny | 4 Jan 23:53 |
| 629 | "YOUR" | plascal | 4 Jan 23:33 |
| 620 | "have" | Milla | 4 Jan 23:50 |
| 602 | "with" | Milla | 4 Jan 23:50 |
| 496 | "what" | plascal | 4 Jan 23:42 |
| 487 | "here" | plascal | 4 Jan 23:40 |
| 464 | "they" | Mulled | 4 Jan 23:57 |
| 395 | "just" | Rebel | 4 Jan 23:43 |
| 381 | "from" | Kenny | 4 Jan 23:45 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 549 | "Rebel" | plascal | 4 Jan 23:41 |
| 418 | "icon" | Rebel | 4 Jan 23:27 |
| 404 | "play" | JasonKing | 4 Jan 23:34 |
| 335 | "Milla" | Milla | 4 Jan 23:28 |
| 133 | "cunt" | Poo-Bag-Eater | 4 Jan 23:36 |
The most words that no-one else uses
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 90 | Rebel | "lead"(3), "Sealed"(4), "noggin"(3), "central"(6), "texted"(3), "opening"(4), "chances"(3), "excited"(3), "nations"(3), "rejected"(6), "feeding"(3), "leavers"(3), "minging"(3), "carrying"(4), "pristine"(3), "grannies"(3), "vocaroos"(3), "nicknames"(6), "pinnochio"(3), "auctioning"(3) |
| 56 | livelaughleave | "Peony"(9), "Huda"(3), "Tonka"(6), "hints"(6), "boozy"(3), "edible"(6), "Bergamot"(9), "liquor"(3), "FOOKERS"(4), "Delight"(3), "blended"(3), "Geranium"(6), "prevent"(3), "Raspberry"(6), "tolerance"(3), "Marshmallow"(9), "olfactory"(3), "Sandalwood"(6), "blossoming"(3), "irresistible"(3) |
| 55 | dingo | "PERTH"(8), "REED"(5), "KUNT"(3), "TEEL"(3), "WEVE"(3), "ASSES"(3), "scoot"(3), "piking"(3), "protect"(6), "GRUMMER"(6), "enters"(3), "XAXAXA"(3), "ZELESNKI"(5), "west.2"(3), "passport"(4), "evil.when"(3), "wrong..Evil"(3), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4), "freak_the_legend "(12), "freak_the_lrgend "(4) |
| 28 | Pascal-Montana | "Donald"(10), "Cuba"(3), "POKER"(3), "Gaming"(5), "creepy"(4), "Cubans"(3), "Africa"(3), "ticket"(3), "doomed"(3), "beckham"(3), "pumpkin"(3), "Wyoming"(3), "Colorado"(5), "ancestry"(4), "democratic"(8), "resembles"(4), "americans"(3), "genitalia"(3), "registered"(5), "atmosphere"(3) |
| 28 | Milla | " :D"(12), "Hush"(6), "EYED"(5), "Stil"(3), "Rader"(6), "exist"(4), "agent"(3), "fella"(3), "aka "(3), "Paul "(3), "you’ve"(5), " plascal"(6), " MayerR"(3), "powerful"(3), " Maduro"(3), "Delivered"(3), "bellend "(3), "lQQK87 "(3), " livelaughleave"(5), " T5T635652H2R"(4) |
| 20 | SELINAGUCCII | "roby"(18), "pple"(9), "rmbr"(4), "Rats"(3), "shld"(3), "blob"(3), "chip"(3), "chkn"(3), "wheat"(6), "inside"(9), "hence"(4), "items"(3), "stoke"(3), "Apply"(3), "freaky"(3), "regret"(3), "various"(4), "persian"(3), "portable"(3), "rechargeable"(3) |
| 20 | Sherry | "Fatcon"(25), "fkin"(7), "youd"(5), "fker"(4), "rant"(4), "Laird"(7), "betty"(5), "uncle"(5), "saddo"(4), "alchy"(3), "titty"(3), "caymen"(4), "probly"(4), "janets"(3), "waking"(3), "ethnic"(3), "breakdown"(10), "farleys"(3), "googling"(4), "hundreds"(3) |
| 17 | kid-a | " no"(7), "Ezra"(4), "blah"(4), " Just"(9), " aye"(4), " how"(3), " big"(3), "bride"(3), " yeah"(5), "babble"(4), "comedy"(3), " fuck"(3), "mirror"(3), " kenny"(5), " happy"(3), "Utterly"(3), "superior"(3) |
| 15 | icon | "Manor"(9), "ROFFL"(8), "Combe"(6), "*Gets"(6), "aid*"(3), "xxxxxxx"(11), "circa"(3), "loyal"(3), "xxxxxxxxx"(14), "Patrick"(5), "won’t"(4), "hearing"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(8), "xxxxxxxxxxxx"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/fu0mmJf"(8) |
| 15 | play | "Hoser"(12), "golf"(5), "ruins"(4), "lagnd"(3), "monkey"(4), "results"(7), "desert"(3), "Kennedy"(5), "helping"(3), "coyotes"(3), "Brit’s"(3), "Sylvester"(3), "addiction"(3), "corrupted"(3), "Meagh’s"(3) |
These pairs have a language all to themselves
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 27 | Rebel and play | "oven"(6), "cave"(5), "pack"(4), "bone"(4), "rash"(3), "roses"(5), "marks"(4), "sweat"(4), "split"(3), "benefit"(9), "pascals"(8), "frozen"(5), "relief"(3), "average"(5), "bullied"(4), "written"(3), "violence"(3), "restaurant"(7), "threatened"(5), "Unfortunate"(4) |
| 18 | Milla and livelaughleave | "gelato"(31), "scent"(14), "pistachio"(44), "Choo"(4), "Euro"(3), "wack"(3), "scents"(9), "blend"(4), "BASED"(3), "almond"(4), "Fruity"(3), "bubbly"(3), "fragrance"(10), "chipotle"(7), "vanilla"(4), "burrito"(3), "SMELLING"(3), "personally"(4) |
| 18 | Milla and kid-a | " hey"(18), " we"(7), "seat"(6), "calm"(6), " is"(4), " play"(10), " So"(4), " or"(3), " what"(8), " Why"(5), " Who"(3), "debate"(5), " well"(5), "waited"(3), " where"(5), " Jason"(3), "argument"(3), " Everyone"(3) |
| 17 | Pascal-Montana and SixOSix | "Harris"(8), "Jeffrey"(10), "Kamala"(5), "Anybody"(8), "humpty"(4), "dumpty"(4), "welfare"(5), "backside"(4), "certainly"(4), "relocated"(3), "narcotics"(3), "convicted"(3), "leprechaun"(5), "millionaire"(3), "Unfortunately"(4), "patrickseaweeddance"(22), "spongebobdance"(3) |
| 16 | Rebel and kid-a | "swoofer"(25), "ange"(8), "wars"(5), "envy"(4), "pals"(3), "joint"(3), "Celtic"(6), " They"(6), "accent"(4), "Tinder"(4), "affects"(4), "tatties"(3), "Strangers"(7), "whenever"(3), "relentless"(3), "rutherglen"(3) |
| 15 | livelaughleave and bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | "Rofl"(20), "lame"(4), "claims"(7), "immune"(5), "severe"(4), "plates"(3), "purpose"(4), "crackhead"(9), "accusing"(5), "adjusted"(4), "infested"(4), "genetics"(4), "facalties"(5), "massively"(4), "desperately"(4) |
| 15 | Rebel and JasonKing | "Jakey"(11), "crew"(4), "rank"(3), "deals"(3), "Craig"(3), "added"(3), "crutch"(3), "lately"(3), "andrex"(3), "gutted"(3), "wanting"(4), "finance"(3), "battles"(3), "pounding"(3), "favourite"(4) |
| 13 | Rebel and Pascal-Montana | "United"(14), "cars"(4), "cider"(7), "slob"(3), "Venus"(3), "former"(4), "Member"(4), "prices"(3), "dragon"(3), "Belfast"(5), "enjoyed"(3), "downloaded"(5), "considering"(5) |
| 12 | play and Pascal-Montana | "cuban"(8), "BUFF"(4), "Tina"(3), "scary"(3), "minded"(4), "democrats"(9), "download"(3), "democrat"(3), "processed"(5), "Perfectly"(4), "correctly"(4), "Somalians"(3) |
| 12 | Rebel and Milla | "pies"(4), "grrr"(3), "beats"(4), "tight"(3), "Monday"(4), "theory"(3), "parcel"(3), "pushing"(6), "properly"(7), "genuinely"(6), "explains"(3), "thoughts"(3) |
Top 2 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Cg |  1 |
<CountDrunkula> Cg! |
| 2 | alzir | 1 |
<gayhr> Alzir !!! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | livelaughleave | 8 |
* livelaughleave farts |
| 2 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 8 |
* bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse farts out devils sonata by paganini |
| 3 | VibesAlive | 4 |
* VibesAlive waves |
| 4 | play | 4 |
* play is gonna be a big name in the pizza business |
| 5 | Bampot | 4 |
* Bampot plays george ezra paradise |
| 6 | Touched_By_Tism | 3 |
* Touched_By_Tism wipes my ass with Jonnie15s book and throws it at him |
| 7 | JamesR | 2 |
* JamesR sprays bitch with gucci |
| 8 | Buffy-the-vampire-slayer | 2 |
* Buffy-the-vampire-slayer feasts iberico serrano ham |
| 9 | Mulled | 1 |
* Mulled spits on milla |
| 10 | kid-a | 1 |
* kid-a punches pillow |
| 11 | Chaz | 1 |
* Chaz picks up wet steaming pile of dogshit and flings it at bitch and TheWeeknd. they belong togehter |
| 12 | Alacrity | 1 |
* Alacrity greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | TH3 | 4 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 2 | icon_the_great | 4 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 3 | icon | 4 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 4 | Fat-Ray_Burger-Bunker\Tonkers | 4 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 5 | SELINAGUCCII | 3 |
"ik that but it contains 99% fat within the donner meat" |
| 6 | livelaughleave | 3 |
"96% of man whore scents are headache inducing" |
| 7 | hello | 3 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 8 | dingo | 3 |
"WHATS 5% OF 60 BILLION" |
| 9 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 3 |
"You know that kid is 100% spastic with half of his genetics and rebels stock combined" |
| 10 | RUMBLE-BUM-TUM-TONKERS | 2 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 11 | Pascal1954 | 2 |
"4% fat icon" |
| 12 | XO | 1 |
"4% body fat icon V their 99.4% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 13 | van-Tonkers | 1 |
"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 14 | Tim_Horton | 1 |
"Ray, I hope you know that research has determined that people who overuse emojis are 67% more retarded than the population in general." |
| 15 | SixOSix | 1 |
"75% of people that smoke weed. eventually, going, to far more dangerous narcotics they're always looking for that higher buzz" |
| 16 | Sherry_Rum_Vodka_Meds_Alcy | 1 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 17 | Sherry-Rum-Vodka-Special-Brew | 1 |
"I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 18 | Sherry | 1 |
"fatcons a jew hes had 10% cut off his camel toe" |
| 19 | Reverend_Hoser | 1 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 20 | Rebel | 1 |
"So now we have established freak is 100% full of shit" |
| 21 | Poo-Bag-Eater | 1 |
"aBwUCYkv3cs3MnkbfZTq6xS2H1n897UfOtmx6DP4ScsTNYyyqVLKg68JxbDsStn%2F1ZSTk89ggqA... ...llsnJQXUw%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABlBMUOiRq6DwZg" |
| 22 | play | 1 |
"the economy in Billings has increased 22%" |
| 23 | Milla | 1 |
" !000% agree with you on that" |
| 24 | Hosey_New_Year | 1 |
"Notice that Trump's approval rating on the economy is 36%. Oh, wait. Fake news, right?" |
| 25 | FreaksLazyEye | 1 |
"99% of this room dont let drink dictate their life" |
| 26 | doggiesad | 1 |
"and you were 100% into it" |
| 27 | CheersToYou | 1 |
"That's one hell of a risk right now that is 90% sure to fuck you over in this economy" |
| 28 | Burger_Rumble-Tum-Tonkers | 1 |
"The Icon = hi 28 inch waist 4% body fat I can fit in 1 leg of your jumble sale trousers 900X and you hate it but you get this look anyway >> just to make you cry lollllllllllll" |
| 29 | Alan_Bunker_Burger-Tonkers | 1 |
"4% body fat 🦾🤌🫵🤳🤟" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | livelaughleave | 11 |
"The scent is nothing like Dubai chocolate mila" |
| 2 | Speediarman | 9 |
"what is a devilled egg" |
| 3 | Rebel | 8 |
"I eat rice cakes now. I gave up on chocolate. Now being cautioned rice cakes may indeed have arsenic in them" |
| 4 | play | 8 |
"real sausage" |
| 5 | Sherry | 6 |
"we went for dinner in spain an ordered steak we got horse but didnt know what it was till wed ate it" |
| 6 | SELINAGUCCII | 6 |
"and kfc chkn recipe too" |
| 7 | Pascal-Montana | 6 |
"it must be all the pasta" |
| 8 | Maduro | 5 |
"I added lot of butter and spices to my xmas dinner it tasted nice" |
| 9 | BigWillyMan2026 | 5 |
"im gonna get deep fat fryer i want decent tasting chips and fried chicken" |
| 10 | t3 | 4 |
"All my local Indian curry places are run by Bengalis" |
| 11 | kid-a | 4 |
"I took daughter to curry eat as much as u like buffet. We're stuffed" |
| 12 | JasonKing | 4 |
"lefty has bedded more women that you cats have had hot dinners" |
| 13 | captainkirk | 4 |
"like breaking chicken bones" |
| 14 | Queen-Zos-of-Greenoch | 3 |
"i check my blood preasure on a regular basis as I eat a lot of greggs sausage rolls and pies" |
| 15 | Fukitol | 3 |
"the only bake that actually has meat in it is the corned beef and onion" |
| 16 | freak_the_lrgend | 3 |
"scouse is a beef stew its what our mums used to cook" |
| 17 | Cg | 3 |
"ok U boil the eggs take Yoke out when eggs are cooled off and cracked then put pickle relish diced Onion Maynoise and just a tiny bit of mustard in then mix it all together then u put the mixture into the egg whites" |
| 18 | bleh | 3 |
"too fishy" |
| 19 | watty1 | 2 |
"Kid porks loads of women" |
| 20 | TheWeeknd | 2 |
"hes pretending to be burger ray" |
| 21 | T5T635652H2R | 2 |
"I SHOULD FISH PILLS I NEED TO EAT" |
| 22 | Reverend_Hoser | 2 |
"Earthquake Ray captain burger hodges honky tonks" |
| 23 | Phead_The-VirginX0SuicideSquad | 2 |
"I haven't ate curry in weeks Norris" |
| 24 | Peyton | 2 |
"No cubans: rice beans pork rum" |
| 25 | NewYearsEVIL | 2 |
"Your mom miscaried with pork and rum?" |
| 26 | Milla | 2 |
"I love deep fried apple pies mcdonalds ones are best/ lol" |
| 27 | dingo | 2 |
"MILLA DONT SIT THERE LIKE A STUNNED FISH" |
| 28 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 2 |
"Rebel eats cereal for dinner 8x a week" |
| 29 | Bampot | 2 |
"I have no beef with u" |
| 30 | XO | 1 |
"Ray burger hodges honky tonks - legend" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | 12 |
"rob was rumoured to have watched "the crying game" and at the end said "I thought this movie was supposed to have a twist"" |
| 2 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 12 |
""I can't pay my mortgage and a car at the same time"" |
| 3 | livelaughleave | 9 |
"All you could name off for Mexican food was "burritos" and "guacamole"" |
| 4 | cunt | 4 |
""I just put the hat on for a minute Dougal"" |
| 5 | best-in-the-world | 4 |
"Kenny "its shit" Nicholson" |
| 6 | Rebel | 3 |
"Well home come on that page are we dating the same guy. It's always the same type of posts up. "Yea he's on tinder, yea he has a wife n kids, yea he's knocked by 10 birds at the same time, ect ect "" |
| 7 | Hosey_New_Year | 3 |
"That's a coincidence. "Bacon" is the Proud boys' nickname for Play's bum." |
| 8 | CountDrunkula | 3 |
""Mum, I'm out of beer....."" |
| 9 | Bevilacqua | 3 |
"he dropped another "it was shit" a few minutes ago" |
| 10 | VibesAlive | 2 |
"i tried searching up stanley blades weeks ago "The Item You Searched Is Prohibited!"" |
| 11 | Tim_Horton | 2 |
"What would a homo know about "good women"?" |
| 12 | TheRealestTee | 2 |
"Remember when you were asked to show proof of the recording and you conveniently "deleted " it lol " |
| 13 | CheersToYou | 2 |
""quality but break down a lot"" |
| 14 | X70 | 1 |
"germans call poison gas "gift gas"" |
| 15 | the-best-in-the-world | 1 |
"Kenny "its shit" Nicholson" |
| 16 | T5T635652H2R | 1 |
""HOW YA DOING"" |
| 17 | sumguy | 1 |
"THE DRINK YOU MEAN "SEX ON THE BEACH"" |
| 18 | RebeI | 1 |
"go back to your customer service "job", Phead clone, you're mad at the world, and you can stay mad" |
| 19 | plascal | 1 |
"Kenny check out "Better Call Saul"" |
| 20 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 |
"and it's "ole", not "ol"" |
| 21 | Peyton | 1 |
"He has only one eye the people from the "real estate company" said he has a glass eye or something" |
| 22 | Pascal-Montana | 1 |
"SPARX - "Te Quiero Mucho" (Que Voy A Hacer) (en vivo)" |
| 23 | nitrile | 1 |
"so, phead, what are you up to in the new year? any job prospects? dates at the "gym"?" |
| 24 | Newman | 1 |
"hey "dingo" rob" |
| 25 | Hardy | 1 |
""do it" do what? say that to your boyfriend" |
| 26 | dingo | 1 |
"Callous Kallas is worse than "jungle" Borell. It turns out that Hitler just wanted to "lib... ...erate" Ukraine and Belarus but was attacked by Russia. This new version will soon be taught in schools." |
| 27 | Buffy-the-vampire-slayer | 1 |
"God bless this beautiful black "woman"" |
| 28 | blow-up-the-outside-world | 1 |
"yeah, "it was shit"" |
| 29 | Alacrity | 1 |
"SELINAGUCCII the other day "freak how many ppl have u fighted from here?"" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Rebel | 16 |
"Anyhows morning to some of you" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 14 |
"Good afternoon folks and assembled oafs" |
| 3 | Cg | 13 |
"i seriously doubt that But hey whatever makes ya happy" |
| 4 | HAPPYJULIE50 | 9 |
"hello" |
| 5 | Jonnie22 | 8 |
"hello good looking girl" |
| 6 | Milla | 5 |
"Afternoon you all" |
| 7 | kid-a | 5 |
" Rebel. Hey. How was new year" |
| 8 | CheersToYou | 5 |
"Hello" |
| 9 | doggiesad | 4 |
"in the morning" |
| 10 | dingo | 4 |
"HELLO PLAY" |
| 11 | Buffy-the-vampire-slayer | 4 |
"Hello?" |
| 12 | StormVuLT | 3 |
"Hello comrades" |
| 13 | Sherry | 3 |
"i dont think janey gave you enough titty milk this morning" |
| 14 | whistle | 2 |
"hello" |
| 15 | T5T635652H2R | 2 |
"REBEL HOPE U DONT DO THAT TO MY DICK IN THE MORNING" |
| 16 | SussexGuy52 | 2 |
"Hello" |
| 17 | SELINAGUCCII | 2 |
"salam hello bonjour" |
| 18 | Pascal-Montana | 2 |
"I was watching that nielsen movie yesterday, evening, you know the guy that's just purely funny" |
| 19 | Northy | 2 |
"evening" |
| 20 | JasonKing | 2 |
"hello sens" |
| 21 | JamesR | 2 |
"hello" |
| 22 | Emmaaa | 2 |
"morning rob xx" |
| 23 | Dan765 | 2 |
"Evening all" |
| 24 | cunt | 2 |
"Hello mate how are ya" |
| 25 | binman | 2 |
"afternoon kid" |
| 26 | b7 | 2 |
"hello its the Icon can we talk about Kerry Witson please peter" |
| 27 | waterford0101 | 1 |
"Hello" |
| 28 | Villamo | 1 |
"A spell was caste on u to spend money on a drink that put u in a state to chat stupidness this morning" |
| 29 | v5 | 1 |
"looking forward to tabby sorting out toon beast later. I do the morning shift and tabby does the night xxxxxxx" |
| 30 | ukwmo | 1 |
"hello rebel" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | Milla | 78 |
" :D" |
| 2 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 32 |
"maybe I will go to Belarus and set off fireworks outside of Lukashenko's presidential palace ;)" |
| 3 | watty1 | 23 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 4 | Fukitol | 22 |
"turdsten turdler 🤣" |
| 5 | Rebel | 21 |
"Then there's another guy well he's 25 😐 it's just getting worse by the day." |
| 6 | Hayley | 17 |
"In the dark why? 🤣😂" |
| 7 | icon | 16 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 8 | SixOSix | 13 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 9 | l9 | 13 |
"i have mind fucked toon so hard she thinks everyone is a fake 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 10 | Pascal-Montana | 12 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 11 | TROLL-TOYS | 11 |
"🤣" |
| 12 | Poo-Bag-Squirter | 9 |
"😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂" |
| 13 | RebeI | 8 |
"Phead clone <-------------------- blah blah, pig, you're convincing nobody :)" |
| 14 | StormVuLT | 7 |
"I'm Prussian Blue though :D" |
| 15 | h8 | 7 |
" https://freeimage.host/i/img-0827.fTnueef 🤣" |
| 16 | XO | 6 |
"🤣" |
| 17 | Reverend_Hoser | 5 |
"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" |
| 18 | Play-No-Job-No-Mates-Nothing | 5 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 19 | Phoenicia-No-Tonkers-Bonkers | 5 |
"😆" |
| 20 | NgerulmudX | 5 |
"<<<< chick magnet :)" |
| 21 | icon_the_great | 5 |
"🤣" |
| 22 | FreeSpirit | 5 |
":D" |
| 23 | cc | 5 |
"🤣" |
| 24 | Wealth | 4 |
"Look at the determination on his fat face 🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 25 | TH3 | 4 |
"Poor old fat sherry > 0 trace of a Tim Hughes lolllllllllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 26 | Sherry_Rum_Vodka_Meds_Alcy | 4 |
"Poor old fat sherry is living proof there’s no cure for idiocy 🤣🤣🤣" |
| 27 | SD | 4 |
"r didnt they HAVE teenagres back then TheWeeknd ? :)" |
| 28 | j8 | 4 |
"🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 29 | Daz_McGill-Bunker_Tonkers | 4 |
"🤣" |
| 30 | You-Cant-Win-Fatties | 3 |
"🤣" |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | dingo | 119 |
"DIE" |
| 2 | Rebel | 110 |
"Lol" |
| 3 | Milla | 85 |
"🤣" |
| 4 | watty1 | 83 |
"lol" |
| 5 | TheWeeknd | 81 |
"wtf" |
| 6 | Poo-Bag-Squirter | 68 |
"TOON" |
| 7 | SELINAGUCCII | 44 |
"nope" |
| 8 | icon | 39 |
"🫡" |
| 9 | Fukitol | 38 |
"🤣" |
| 10 | freak_the_legend | 38 |
"lmao" |
| 11 | JasonKing | 37 |
"2026" |
| 12 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 33 |
":)" |
| 13 | livelaughleave | 28 |
"💃" |
| 14 | lex123 | 27 |
"ok" |
| 15 | play | 25 |
"ewww" |
| 16 | kid-a | 25 |
"Lol" |
| 17 | FreeSpirit | 24 |
"lol" |
| 18 | janey | 23 |
"LOL" |
| 19 | TROLL-TOYS | 21 |
"🫡" |
| 20 | bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse | 19 |
"Who?" |
| 21 | Pascal-Montana | 18 |
"earn" |
| 22 | MrToilet | 18 |
"lol" |
| 23 | freak_the_legand94 | 18 |
"why?" |
| 24 | Cg | 18 |
"yes" |
| 25 | TH3 | 17 |
"🫶" |
| 26 | cunt | 17 |
"Ha" |
| 27 | Sherry | 16 |
"lol" |
| 28 | Fat-Ray_Burger-Bunker\Tonkers | 16 |
"🥘" |
| 29 | T5T635652H2R | 15 |
"BRB" |
| 30 | Pascal_Hippo-Cheeks | 15 |
"🍗" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Written | Random Quote | |
| 1 | play | 9 |
<SELINAGUCCII> play , in pakistan , my family grow corn , wheat etc , and the wheat taste is far better than what we get in uk |
| 2 | Milla | 7 |
<Fukitol> Milla, what are you going to cook me on our first date? |
| 3 | dingo | 6 |
<Alacrity> dingo, where you born in Nimbin, cobber? |
| 4 | Kenny | 5 |
<blow-up-the-outside-world> Kenny, he's a director you absolute weapon |
| 5 | Rebel | 3 |
<VibesAlive> Rebel: ginger arent you!! |
| 6 | CountDrunkula | 3 |
<Milla> CountDrunkula, you are 70 yrs old for God sakes. |
| 7 | VibesAlive | 2 |
<Milla> VibesAlive, no |
| 8 | T5T635652H2R | 2 |
<Milla> T5T635652H2R, you don't even matter , |
| 9 | plascal | 2 |
<Milla> plascal, i don't chat in' private ' even |
| 10 | Julie | 2 |
<Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx> Julie, swear to God. LQQK sent me a PM saying he thinks you are hot. |
| 11 | icon | 2 |
<Hosey_New_Year> Icon, may I cordially suggest that Rachel change her diet to something less acidic? The smell from the used panties she left on my bedroom floor are rather overpowering. |
| 12 | TheWeeknd | 1 |
<VibesAlive> TheWeeknd: i don't just explains his demeanor |
| 13 | t3 | 1 |
<StormVuLT> t3, not really, I'm pretty sure there's enough empty space in their heads we could use them as fish tanks. |
| 14 | Phead_in_Crisis_Xo | 1 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, repeat after me...fuck Jonnie15 |
| 15 | Pascal1954 | 1 |
<Pingy> pascal, i'm not phead, tyvm |
| 16 | Maduro | 1 |
<Milla> Maduro, why are you stil here ? |
| 17 | livelaughleave | 1 |
<Milla> livelaughleave, Ok you've made your point |
| 18 | LeedsGuy53 | 1 |
<Click> LeedsGuy53, all the people from leeds on here, are cunts |
| 19 | Jonnie22 | 1 |
<Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie14, fuck you buddy |
| 20 | JasonKing | 1 |
<Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, so what if you like big girthy penis, don't let anyone judge you just because of that son |
| 21 | Honky | 1 |
<Milla> Honky, omg that's an awful thing to say , lol |
| 22 | HAPPYJULIE50 | 1 |
<aaron> happyjulie50: |
| 23 | freak_the_legand94 | 1 |
<Milla> freak_the_legand, so how did you spend your Birthday today ? |
| 24 | Click | 1 |
<Pascal-Montana> click, another weirdo |
| 25 | Cg | 1 |
<Bevilacqua> Cg, Pascal-Montana loves calling a woman mummy during sex... would that turn you on? |
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