#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Sunday 4 Jan 2026 to Saturday 10 Jan 2026
579 people were active during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily chat activity

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When's the best time to chat in #kisschat.co.uk?

5.6% 4.4% 4.1% 4.0% 2.3% 0.9% 1.0% 1.4% 1.5% 2.1% 2.9% 2.6% 4.0% 3.6% 3.5% 3.5% 3.4% 3.8% 4.6% 6.4% 8.0% 9.4% 9.3% 7.9%
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Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - three month sections

365902
623564
586088
541217
684404
636659
655056
636836
644323
580663
701228
644062
692673
765817
(Est.
579800)
64414

8 - 9
2022
10 - 12
2022
1 - 3
2023
4 - 6
2023
7 - 9
2023
10 - 12
2023
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2024
4 - 6
2024
7 - 9
2024
10 - 12
2024
1 - 3
2025
4 - 6
2025
7 - 9
2025
10 - 12
2025
1 - 3
2026
Line total: 8822906
Estimated number of lines for current section: 579800 lines

Seems like everyone had something to say on Saturday 6 Apr 2024 - 15099 lines spoken



Big Numbers

bitch_please_II liked talking about themself - 5 descriptions altogether.
Example:
 7 Jan 18:23 * bitch_please_II yawwwwnnnnnnsssss
is freak_the_legend stupid or just asking too many questions? 24% of lines contained a question!

...and the silver medal goes to JasonKing - with a question ratio of 18%.

dingo spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 25 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: icon - was caught talking to themself 21 times.

dingo DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 1874 lines in CAPS!
Example:
 9 Jan 23:02 <dingo> 33  M PERTH HERE
7 Jan 2026 20:00 - 21:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 25 people active
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 smokey69, BigWillyMan, Redbull, Kenny, SELINAGUCCII, TheMod, happyjulie50, Rebel, BigWangBhai, Fukitol, giantryan, Jonniw, Joxer, JasonKing, Cuyahosebag, play, Jaguar, Siren, davenudstfmly19uk, MandM, hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle, The_lesser_of2Evils, kid-a, cotswolfsmale, Hayley
Touched_By_Tism didn't know when to stop typing, averaging 53 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's dissociative identity disorder sufferers (still haven't found the best one, Jonnie...)
Jonnie10 Nicks Jonnie(76%), Jonnie29(6.4%), Jonnie55(6.0%), Jonnie78(3.3%), Jonnie22(2.8%), Jonnie11(2.6%), Jonnie6(1.3%), JONNIE34(0.4%), Jonnie40(0.3%), Jonnie3(0.1%)
T5T65463H2R9 Nicks T5T65463H2R(29%), T5T635652H2R(26%), T5T746746H2R(22%), T5T28373H2R(8.6%), T5T273636H2R(3.9%), T5T557645H2R(3.9%), T5T764746H2R(3.0%), T5T764736H2R17(1.5%), T5T764736H2R(0.2%)
JasonKing6 Nicks JasonKing(82%), JasonKing45(14%), JasonKing61(1.5%), JasonKing91(0.5%), JasonKing92(0.3%), JasonKing94(0.1%)
kid-a3 Nicks kid-a(98%), kid_a(1.7%), kid-a59(0.0%)
T5T746764GTRRR3 Nicks T5T746764GTRRR(51%), T5T765473GTRRR(47%), T5T7467849847GTRRR(0.9%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1giantryan - 934
kid-a - 504
Kenny - 1274
Rebel - 2531
2t3 - 710
Kenny - 426
morning123 - 895
play - 1642
3dingo - 663
blahbal - 386
icon - 857
Kenny - 1422
4Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 607
dingo - 379
dingo - 634
Jonnie - 889
5watty1 - 514
Sherry - 377
Rebel - 560
kid-a - 871
6kid-a - 394
Julie - 342
kid-a - 535
JasonKing - 662
7Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo - 361
MikeTard2025 - 323
stevo - 449
dingo - 656
8Hayley - 334
prostate - 311
Sherry - 414
giantryan - 646
9Evil-Bill - 312
Rebel - 235
Sons - 405
Animaniacs - 615
10StormVuLT - 299
VeniVidiVici - 227
Julie - 303
Pascal-Montana - 517

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

4/2025 - 1/2026

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
4 (1.4%)
 10000..11999
33 (12%)
 8000..9999
93 (33%)
 6000..7999
91 (32%)
 4000..5999
54 (19%)
 2000..3999
7 (2.5%)
 1..1999
3 (1.1%)

2026

1 / 2026
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Lines: 64414

2025

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27 28 29 30
Lines: 243259
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Lines: 179530
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29 30
Lines: 221273
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Lines: 251443
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Lines: 216269
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Lines: 224961
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Lines: 253938
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Lines: 252153
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Lines: 259726



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HayleyPhead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo 1 VeniVidiVicikid-a
2 Hayleygiantryan 2 NorthySherry
3 JasonKingwatty1 3 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherkid-a
4 giantryant3 4 Juliedingo
5 Hayleyt3 5 JulieNorthy
6 Millat3 6 dingofreak_the_legend
7 Rebelplay 7 blahbalkid-a
8 Phead_in_Crisis_XoSpooky 8 Sherrykid-a
9 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a 9 JulieKenny
10 Phead_in_Crisis_Xodingo 10 JulieFIRST
11 HayleyT5T65463H2R 11 Julieicon
12 kid-at3 12 JulieSherry
13 dingofreak_the_legend 13 VeniVidiViciblahbal
14 StormVuLTt3 14 KennySherry
15 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 15 FIRSTSherry
16 Hayleydingo 16 Northykid-a
17 FreeSpiritMilla 17 MikeTard2025kelly_gtr
18 Phead_in_Crisis_XoStormVuLT 18 Rectal_Tongue_PuncherVeniVidiVici
19 Escapedtheasylumgiantryan 19 Rectal_Tongue_PuncherKenny
20 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay 20 iconKenny


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 KennySherry 1 Rebelplay
2 Julieicon 2 playkid-a
3 iconKenny 3 kid-aRebel
4 icondingo 4 KennyRebel
5 KennyRebel 5 plascalRebel
6 darknessmorning123 6 JasonKingRebel
7 darknessKenny 7 JasonKingplay
8 kid-aKenny 8 Rebelgiantryan
9 morning123Kenny 9 Millaplascal
10 Sherryicon 10 JonnieT5T65463H2R
11 Rebelmorning123 11 AnimaniacsRebel
12 RebelSherry 12 JasonKingMilla
13 Rebeldarkness 13 T5T65463H2RMilla
14 Rebelplay 14 Kennywatty1
15 KennyRectal_Tongue_Puncher 15 LQQK87play
16 Kennystevo 16 Kennykid-a
17 Sherrymorning123 17 hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifleplay
18 Rectal_Tongue_Puncherstevo 18 RebelScreamo
19 Juliedingo 19 Pascal-Montanaplay
20 Sherrykid-a 20 Animaniacsplay



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 Northy  7
  100%
2 happyjulie50  7
  100%
3 giantryan  7
  100%
4 LQQK87  7
  100%
5 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
6 Touched_By_Tism  7
  100%
7 dingo  7
  100%
8 Kenny  7
  100%
9 Jonnie  7
  100%
10 Rebel  7
  100%
11 icon  7
  100%
12 kid-a  7
  100%
13 JasonKing  7
  100%
14 SELINAGUCCII  6
  86%
15 Julie  6
  86%
16 Sherry  6
  86%
17 Hayley  6
  86%
18 play  6
  86%
19 T5T65463H2R  5
  71%
20 MikeTard2025  5
  71%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 Rebel  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
2 Jonnie  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
3 Kenny  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
4 JasonKing  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
5 kid-a  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
6 icon  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
7 dingo  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
8 giantryan  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
9 happyjulie50  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
10 Northy  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
11 Touched_By_Tism  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
12 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
13 LQQK87  7 4 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 7 days active
14 Hayley  6 5 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active
15 play  6 4 Jan - 9 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active *
16 SELINAGUCCII  6 4 Jan - 9 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active *
17 Julie  6 4 Jan - 9 Jan 2026
  Currently 6 days active *
18 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  5 6 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active
19 freak_the_legend  5 5 Jan - 9 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active *
20 MikeTard2025  5 6 Jan - 10 Jan 2026
  Currently 5 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 4 Touched_By_Tism(53.2), Escapedtheasylum(50.8), Animaniacs(49.2), ...
42..44 2 Pascal-Montana(44.3), t3(43.4)
39..41 7 EviI-Bill(42.0), MiIla(40.7), Pascai-Montana(40.5), T5T746764GTRRR(40...
36..38 4 Stardust(38.9), Rebel(38.9), Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo(38.8), caleb...
33..35 10 bitch_please_II(36.0), Phead_in_Crisis_Xo(35.7), Poo-Bag-Eater(35.3),...
30..32 8 PissAaron(32.3), Evil-Bill(32.1), Saul(32.1), EBR(32.0), T5T7364764GT...
27..29 16 play(30.0), T5T65463H2R(29.9), Sons(29.6), hh(29.5), JasonKing(29.4...
24..26 9 SirDave93(26.9), freak_the_legend(26.9), whatwhat(26.5), binman(26...
21..23 11 rodo(23.8), VeniVidiVici(23.8), giantryan(23.7), MrToilet(23.5), Hayley(...
..20 7 Jonnie(21.0), watty1(20.6), FIRST(20.5), Julie(19.4), dingo(18.5), Turni...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words in #kisschat.co.uk:

Count Word Last used by At
2712 "that" Rebel 10 Jan 23:55
1724 "have" Fukitol 10 Jan 23:53
1566 "WITH" Kenny 10 Jan 23:54
1545 "Like" Fukitol 10 Jan 23:54
1480 "your" Milla 10 Jan 23:57
1275 "they" SirDave93 10 Jan 23:54
1203 "what" Milla 10 Jan 23:57
1087 "just" Milla 10 Jan 23:37
987 "here" Milla 10 Jan 23:58
966 "THIS" Milla 10 Jan 23:55


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
990 "Rebel" SirDave93 10 Jan 23:51
840 "play" Rebel 10 Jan 23:24
734 "Kenny" Rebel 10 Jan 23:42
460 "icon" Rebel 10 Jan 23:24
304 "kid-a" Fukitol 10 Jan 23:37


The ones with own private vocabulary
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
152 Kenny "gobby"(11), "dude "(10), "know "(8), "sheila"(7), "marky"(3), "cow "(3), "dad "(3),
"funny "(7), "women "(7), "works "(6), "really "(9), "fancied"(3), "tried "(3),
"awesome "(8), "defended"(3), "seacroft"(3), "wankers "(6), "sheila "(3),
"leaving "(3), "kindergarten"(3)
101 kid-a " no"(22), "thug"(3), " there"(10), " Tut"(3), "novel"(3), " big"(3), " nope"(5),
" Take"(4), " Then"(3), " Some"(3), " NEVER"(6), "whining"(5), "musical"(4),
" Timmy"(4), "worship"(3), "prattling"(6), "Badgerette"(3), "embarrassed"(4),
"frightening"(3), "coincidence"(3)
91 Rebel "KIPPER"(11), "MDMA"(3), "Kerrie"(8), "moral"(4), "goody"(3), "exists"(3), "larger"(3),
"reaches"(6), "dancers"(5), "Anyhows"(4), "Romania"(3), "nursery"(3), "squeaker"(4),
"flapping"(4), "chubster"(3), "Edinburgh"(6), "Guarantee"(4), "preferred"(4),
"Lanarkshire"(4), "NorrisTheIRasupporter"(5)
77 dingo "ICONWE"(14), "reed"(6), "seven"(3), "XAXAXA"(6), "SHOOD"(3), "LIST="(3), "modest"(3),
"breast"(3), "KITTEN"(3), "LOOOOOOOL"(11), "PITBULL"(4), "becasue"(3), "west.2"(3),
"Xi...or"(6), "scousers"(3), "conflict"(3), "overthrew"(3), "freak_the_legend "(22),
"WEAKLING...USA"(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(4)
68 icon "jumble"(10), "tonks"(6), "Lolllll"(12), "Ping"(3), "Hodges"(7), "Combe"(3), "Krankie"(9),
"*Slaps"(5), "muscly"(4), "rectum"(3), "gravel"(3), "thunder"(4), "lolllllll"(8), "Grittleton"(4),
"xxxxxxxxxxxx"(8), "xxxxxxxxxxxxx"(9), "Stewart’s"(3),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(32),
"https://freeimage.host/i/fOfKqRp"(4)
41 morning123 "data"(5), "scam"(5), "hips"(4), "mens"(4), "Ebay"(3), "remote"(4), "sleeps"(4), "ealing"(4),
"canals"(3), "theyve"(3), "blazer"(3), "snapped"(3), "antiques"(4), "cigarettes"(10),
"hungover"(4), "roadshow"(4), "pastries"(3), "freshers"(3), "plantains"(3),
"sandwiches"(4)
38 giantryan "zoom"(9), "Reyt"(5), "Sooo"(4), "Dingy"(6), "clubs"(5), "Fibre"(4), "Awwww"(4),
"SUMMAT"(5), "Blumin"(4), "fukkers"(6), "munchies"(9), "packing"(4), "spiders"(3),
"facility"(6), "takeaway"(3), "describe"(3), "Chocolat"(3), "Elloooooo"(4), "generated"(3),
"dishwasher"(3)
20 play "busk"(5), "ISIS"(3), "Cruz"(3), "thye"(3), "colon"(4), "motor"(4), "alert"(3), "lease"(3),
"okies"(3), "coivd"(3), "piscall"(7), "wastes"(3), "Corolla"(6), "coyotes"(4), "looools"(4),
"divided"(3), "anotehr"(3), "Learing"(3), "gullible"(3), "underwater"(4)
18 Milla " :D"(6), "an "(3), "aka "(5), "cabin"(3), "Emirates"(11), "settle"(4), "from "(4),
"airline"(5), "requires"(4), " Maduro"(3), " plascal"(6), "Lorri’s"(6), "gentlemen"(3),
" Tabicha"(3), "lQQK87 "(3), " JasonKing"(3), " Poo-Bag-Eater"(5),
" T5T635652H2R"(4)
17 Pascai-Montana "beep"(8), "defund"(6), "Avenue"(3), "Steaks"(3), "rabies"(3), "leprosy"(3), "EXPOSES"(3),
"clothing"(3), "Olympics"(3), "VEHICLES"(3), "hillbilly"(4), "palestine"(3), "Mussolini"(3),
"insulting"(3), "resembles"(3), "vaccination"(3), "pharmaceutical"(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
43 Rebel and Kenny "martin"(14), "mutt"(5), "brush"(4), "Ninja"(4), "Remove"(7), "weirdly"(8), "polite"(4),
"rename"(3), "heaven"(3), "uncles"(3), "Redneck"(5), "funnier"(3), "adopted"(3),
"shouted"(3), "Stirling"(6), "spelled"(3), "pattern"(3), "threaten"(4), "lightbulb"(4),
"forgetting"(4)
35 Rebel and kid-a "wing"(13), "lack"(10), "Matt"(7), "quiz"(6), "brick"(6), "prize"(6), "imply"(3), "proven"(5),
"noodle"(5), "japanese"(11), "percent"(8), "Pardon"(4), "fantasy"(7), "winding"(6),
"Masters"(3), "produce"(3), "absence"(3), "Valeena"(3), "implying"(5), "relentless"(4)
31 Rebel and play "NUKE"(17), "queer"(24), "ford"(10), "saggy"(7), "tyvm"(3), "sperm"(5), "texts"(4),
"stayed"(6), "cease"(3), "eyeliner"(12), "faulty"(6), "Lowest"(3), "scores"(3), "crispy"(3),
"twiglets"(8), "product"(3), "skinned"(3), "Creature"(5), "wrinkles"(3), "inspired"(3)
30 kid-a and Milla " He"(41), " The"(33), " or"(12), " Well"(18), " lmao"(18), " she"(14), " If"(10),
" my"(9), " Ok"(6), "heck"(3), " t3"(6), " Now"(3), " most"(6), " come"(6),
" with"(5), " right"(7), " Your"(3), " Lefty"(3), " Please"(3), " pascal"(3)
25 Rebel and morning123 "Steven"(13), "exam"(3), "diesel"(8), "opened"(7), "teens"(4), "census"(5), "shoulder"(10),
"ribena"(3), "bananas"(6), "codeine"(5), "hundred"(4), "spirits"(4), "highlands"(10),
"violins"(3), "porters"(3), "cigarette"(7), "Sherlock"(4), "published"(7), "anorexic"(3),
"Winehouse"(4)
24 play and plascal "roam"(4), "mmmmm"(6), "LOOOLS"(9), "bowel"(4), "visits"(4), "reward"(3),
"mmmmmmm"(3), "laxative"(6), "movement"(3), "Trumpland"(5), "represent"(4),
"bisacodyl"(3), "Shitterton"(6), "ppppppppp"(3), "stimulant"(3), "delightful"(4),
"short-term"(4), "stimulating"(3), "constipation"(4), "over-the-counter"(3)
22 Kenny and Hayley "good "(15), "true "(12), "once "(12), "cg "(3), "Oooo"(3), "did "(5), "way "(5),
"Rob "(3), "nope "(5), "yeah "(5), "back "(5), "move "(4), "does "(3), "better "(8),
"Denmark"(4), "NASTY "(4), "boring "(4), "either "(3), "friends "(5), "anything "(3)
21 Rebel and giantryan "Dahl"(9), "foam"(7), "acid"(7), "voco"(5), "scar"(5), "Monday"(11), "puppy"(7), "path"(3),
"dryer"(3), "loaded"(6), "safety"(4), "barred"(4), "rolled"(3), "minging"(4), "Pressed"(4),
"soaking"(3), "cupboard"(3), "mountains"(3), "painkiller"(4), "helicopter"(3)
20 Rebel and JasonKing "jakey"(10), "range"(8), "papa"(4), "peers"(3), "fleas"(3), "morgan"(3), "andrex"(3),
"Kenosha"(6), "bianca"(3), "burning"(3), "priscilla"(8), "pavement"(5), "punching"(3),
"vibrator"(3), "foreskin"(3), "wondering"(6), "laminate"(3), "furniture"(3), "telescope"(3),
"recommended"(4)
20 Pascal-Montana and Pascai-Montana "Kamala"(21), "embrace"(13), "Hanks"(3), "Hallelujah"(18), "clinic"(5), "antifa"(4),
"ancestry"(10), "Clinton"(4), "October"(4), "griselda"(7), "porkies"(3), "backside"(5),
"reserves"(4), "Israelis"(4), "oblivious"(3), "Venezuelan"(6), "transgender"(7),
"bangladesh"(4), "relocating"(3), "fundamentalist"(9)




Top 3 shouted nicks!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 hey  2 <BiSnowCambs> Hey!
2 icon  1 <Rebel> Icon!!
3 Cg  1 <CountDrunkula> Cg!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 bitch_please_II  5 * bitch_please_II does the KARMA dance
2 Dr  4 * Dr runs stethoscope along Julie's scalp
3 Touched_By_Tism  3 * Touched_By_Tism spits on Jonnie
4 play  3 * play is gonna be a big name in the pizza business
5 Kenny  3 * Kenny jimmy dean - big john
6 kenosha_kickers  2 * kenosha_kickers yawns
7 JasonKing  2 * JasonKing pours a small sherry
8 zillion  1 * zillion sits
9 Redbull  1 * Redbull bows his head and leaves
10 Mulled  1 * Mulled spits on milla
11 Kargo  1 * Kargo zap is now known as asshole
12 JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026  1 * JOJO_SIWA_cruise_2026 does the KARMA dance
13 Go  1 * Go unhooks Phead's bra with the minimum of fuss
14 bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse  1 * bitchyoumusthavethewronghouse yawns at Phead
15 Animaniacs  1 * Animaniacs yawns
16 Alacrity  1 * Alacrity greets SELINAGUCCII with a chokesalaam'alaikum



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 icon  16 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2 dingo  10 "WHATS 5% OF 60 BILLION"
3 VeniVidiVici  8 "if most were not like that, it would be 001%"
4 Animaniacs  7 "This kid is 100% a spastic"
5 hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle  5 "100% cacao for me please"
6 Fat-Ray_Burger-Bunker\Tonkers  4 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
7 SELINAGUCCII  3 "cruzeiro >  assumes im imran , has just confirmed its tranny   level of 100% dumbness  "
8 play  3 "today is the first Wednesday of January 2026, it 10% off at the food stores"
9 MikeTard2025  3 "tc6RS_pcAhu6Go.EsgP0R_Y10anxk2eU3AWwoWI_87s84m185O1hQNSWsw&dib_tag=se&keywor...
...ds=samsung+laptop+refurbished&qid=1767646952&sprefix=samsung+laptop+re%2Caps%2C846&...
...sr=8-5"
10 hh  3 "Bitcoin down 2% from yesterday"
11 Phenomena  2 "Julie is 82% wheelchair"
12 Pascal-Montana  2 "100%"
13 ohOkkk  2 "100% legit gave that computer to someone I thought deserved something that nice and here we
are"
14 kelly_gtr  2 "its a tonic wine  15% a bottle    all the young people use to drink it where i grew up"
15 zap  1 "Always the 1%"
16 T5T65463H2R  1 "CHRIST DIED FOR BAD PEOPLE JONNIE SO HE DIED FOR 100% OF THE WORLD"
17 Sherry-Rum-Vodka-Special-Brew  1 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
18 RockLobster  1 "I'm 90 % sure hate died tho"
19 phead_XOXO  1 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
20 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  1 "Trump's also instructing the major credit card companies, to keep their interest rates low (meaning
no higher than 10%). "
21 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  1 "I'm 100% against porn"
22 Pascai-Montana  1 "95% of the United States media news channels are incorporated within the Democratic Party"
23 Milla  1 "  !000% agree with you on that"
24 LQQK87  1 "PISSCAL DOESN'T WORK ....100% GUARANTEED"
25 kenosha_kickers  1 "oh my God this is so funny especially in 2026 when there are entire YouTube channels dedicated
to displaying how 99.9999999% of cops are just doing their job"
26 JasonKing  1 "100%"
27 Ivoner  1 "Yeah I like this, the confidence you have is going to be at 0.1% when you have less teeth than
Kenny"
28 cuz_im_really_tapped_in  1 "He will 209% never go or meet anyone there because his height of 5 foot 2 and matching bank
account would be exposed"
29 CheersToYou  1 "That's one hell of a risk right now that is 90% sure to fuck you over in this economy"
30 chat_dot_mtv_dot_com  1 "The stats literally showed him spamming her name for three days straight bless"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Rebel  37 "I eat rice cakes now. I gave up on chocolate. Now being cautioned rice cakes may indeed have
arsenic in them"
2 BigWillyMan  31 " I bought a deep fat fryer from amazon now I can make decent fish and chips and fried chicken"
3 play  26 "phead going out for dinner"
4 hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle  26 "lol@no good chocolate in the usa"
5 icon  25 "She is egg stra special needs !!!!!"
6 giantryan  22 "I got chocolate cake"
7 Kenny  18 "america bought our chocolate company "
8 kid-a  14 "I'm singing this song to. Biscuit Maddox mafia"
9 t3  13 "Milla I like short walks by the river & warm chocolate milk under the stars. Talk to me boo"
10 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  13 "we being who im a reg your not Egg your just a fat cunt with a rat problem"
11 Animaniacs  11 "I got some teriyaki chicken at this place once and knew it wasn't chicken"
12 Pascai-Montana  10 "USA beef is the best sorry argentina"
13 morning123  10 "i was thinking of eating some chicken and homous"
14 Sherry  9 "chucks a banana at kenny"
15 JasonKing  7 "Comet went tits up it's only Currys now"
16 Fukitol  7 "i got a large chicken, cant wait to do a roast"
17 SELINAGUCCII  6 "give that to sausage makers"
18 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6 "I'll treat you to dinner, since it's my town"
19 watty1  5 "i aint jealous you trying to pork some drug addict"
20 Maduro  5 "I bought a deep fryer great for fish and chips and fried chicken"
21 Hayley  5 "Brownies, chocolate etc "
22 Dulcolax  5 " hormone injected beef is the best?"
23 blahbal  5 "i said no im ok for fish and chips"
24 Touched_By_Tism  4 "Rebel, they don't know what they are lol, i have no doubt some of them claim to be vegan while
munching on a big cheese burger"
25 Tim_Horton  4 "Bill, when I was in college many years ago, there was a steakhouse chain in Manhattan called
Tad's Steaks. They advertised a steak and baked potatos dinner for $1.99. Not half bad, if you
didn't mind a roadkill steak covered in grease."
26 T5T784376GTRR  4 "GOD MADE IT BEFORE THE EGG"
27 Pascal-Montana  4 "don't tell porkies. Lucille"
28 Northy  4 "i do like burger king hate macs"
29 HoneyBadger  4 "the overpriced burgers lol"
30 captainkirk  4 "i mean its a silly thing to eat for breakfast"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 t3  46 "Phead is going against his family to adopt a dog Hayley. They're trying to tell him lil "zam zam
" is a jinn. Adil is having none of it"
2 Evil-Bill  18 "The only one I appreciate is "Thou shalt not steal"."
3 Animaniacs  18 ""I'm so sick all of the time I just don't know why""
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  10 "but TGO, Trump says that the USA needs Greenland, for "international security""
5 Buffalo_Boobs  10 "Oh, now JTG is a "lying fuckface." You have changed your tune."
6 bitch_please_II  10 "Pascal tell us about the time you went to Manhattan and enjoyed some "hot dogs""
7 kenosha_kickers  8 "Anyone who says "defund" the police has no concept of the police and laws role in
holding most of the psychopaths present on earth back"
8 play  7 "Hoser says "they didnt mean to open up fake learing centers""
9 hitinbroaddaylightwhiterifle  7 ""YOU DONT KNOW WHO I AM""
10 Tim_Horton  6 "Bill, no offense, but you could answer "I'd eat it" to anything."
11 StormVuLT  6 "It never starts with "i" nowhere"
12 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  6 "giantryan <--------------- only thing you "date" are your spliffs"
13 StabbyStabStabbington  5 ""Chats own silliness""
14 EBR  5 "He's doing quite well except for the "Wife" part."
15 Cuyahosebag  5 ""Sorry, folks. The old geezer ain't been right in the head.""
16 Stuffed_and_Mounted  4 "She needs his half of the bed for her "friend" Ramon."
17 caleb_hammers_future_wife  4 ""the court said it's female!" Loooool"
18 best-in-the-world  4 ""Saw the Godfather the other day, it was shit""
19 VeniVidiVici  3 "what does "fuck islam" mean then?"
20 Stiffy_OToole  3 "LMAO @ "dropping like a rock" -- Hahahahahahahaha"
21 Spooky  3 "Putin told Trump "I wish I was American, since I was a baby""
22 Shout  3 ""Gosh" faggot lingo"
23 Rebel  3 ""make me a real boy please" squeaked freak. Freak being wooden and a jakey tan at
only 3ft tall demanded what's his name to turn little squeaker into a real boy"
24 Purple  3 "You say, "Goodbye", and I say, "Hello"
25 EviI-Bill  3 "the correct spelling, is "Chinese""
26 Crackhead_Don  3 "Trump is so stupid he doesn't even realize the new name on the Kennedy Center says it is a "
memorial" to Donald J. Trump. Death wish much?"
27 Bluto  3 "I never understood why calling someone a "knob" was considered an insult. I'm damn
proud of my knob."
28 Bevilacqua  3 ""toasted bagel with tomato" lol"
29 whatwhat  2 "we will "help" yoy"
30 TheMod  2 "Rebily are you 12? Sending pms saying "fat cunt""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Rebel  42 "But hey each to their own"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  35 "have a good evening, Evil-Bill"
3 happyjulie50  23 "Hello  anyone here care for a chat "
4 hh  22 "Hello Sophie x"
5 darkness  22 "good afternoon folks"
6 Cg  21 "Hello everybody"
7 Jonnie  18 "hello"
8 kid-a  14 "Hello leah"
9 Purple  12 "Hello, I've just got to let you know"
10 JasonKing  11 "woofer it showed it's true colours this evening"
11 LQQK87  10 "IT'S A LONG DINNER BREAK YOU GET AT WORK PISSCAL .....IT LASTS ALL AFTERNOON !!!"
12 Kenny  10 "i do that with women morning lol"
13 stevo  8 "morning123 yeah stop talking now about shit"
14 Northy  7 "morning"
15 SELINAGUCCII  6 "Salam hello bonjour"
16 Julie  6 "TV in the mornings is crap"
17 giantryan  6 "Didn't get a very good brew in morning that day"
18 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 "you all have a good evening"
19 Milla  5 "Evening all"
20 watty1  4 "the room where you simped after some drug addict all evening"
21 Touched_By_Tism  4 "just this morning he was talking about he's texting her and going to see her lol"
22 Sherry  4 "morning123 they probly seen hundreds of balls"
23 Scapa  4 "not anymore morning123"
24 MikeTard2025  4 "I'll just shut up and go and get high...enjoy your day, afternoons, and evenings all"
25 icon  4 "Hello my loyal flock"
26 Bluto  4 "Hello dere, T3"
27 blahbal  4 "lol he send me messages every morning"
28 binman  4 "evening northy"
29 StormVuLT  3 "LQQK87 I said hello"
30 SirDave93  3 "howdy reb :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  134 "thanks Rob, and I, you :)"
2 Milla  72 "😂"
3 icon  62 "🤣"
4 giantryan  37 "See you soon, stuff to do again 😁"
5 Rebel  30 "🙂"
6 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  28 "he tried very hard to encourage me to see you in person, but he doesn't realize, I need no encourage...
...ment :)"
7 watty1  23 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
8 Fukitol  14 "🤣"
9 HoneyBadger  12 "thanks caleb and reb :)"
10 Hayley  11 "Doc didnt suggest that 😂"
11 StormVuLT  7 "Hi Tabby :)"
12 MiIla  7 ":)"
13 lollipop  7 "😘 🥰"
14 l9  7 "🤣"
15 StarryEyes  6 ":)"
16 Abyss  6 "Probably a thug druggie tripping on something and end up back inside for 20 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤧...
...😂"
17 MikeTard2025  5 "Happy New Year 2026 SheBully 😎"
18 BigWillyMan  5 "Afghanistan looks like a shit hole but they have lot of heroin 😃"
19 Wealth  4 "Look at the determination on his fat face 🤣 🤣 🤣"
20 TheMod  4 "🤣🤣🤣🤣"
21 smokey69  4 "😊"
22 Kenny  4 "you seem angry dude :)"
23 You-Cant-Win-Fatties  3 "🤣"
24 x1  3 "🤣 🤣 🤣"
25 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  3 "🤣"
26 ohOkkk  3 "Ghey is the MOST honorable state of relationship 😏🤣🤣"
27 Nukualofa  3 "I've always been a fan of yours, Cg :)"
28 Maduro  3 "cyanide gas is deadly I think they used it to kill kikes 😄"
29 Challenging  3 "😶‍🌫️"
30 yhidalgo2006  2 "😊"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 Rebel  201 "Mr"
2 dingo  196 "YES"
3 watty1  192 "ex"
4 MikeTard2025  153 " "
5 giantryan  141 "What"
6 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  120 "NOW"
7 Julie  117 "Tits"
8 icon  95 "🫡"
9 kid-a  91 "Hey"
10 Jonnie  87 "lol"
11 Kenny  74 "put"
12 Milla  69 "lool"
13 Hayley  60 "Lol"
14 freak_the_legend  48 "lmao"
15 JasonKing  46 "oh"
16 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  45 ":)"
17 play  40 "lol"
18 t3  39 "nice"
19 Evil-Bill  38 "lol"
20 Sherry  37 "lol"
21 BigWillyMan  37 "lol"
22 SELINAGUCCII  36 "yvw"
23 HoneyBadger  31 "lol"
24 VeniVidiVici  29 "30k"
25 MrToilet  29 "mooo"
26 Rectal_Tongue_Puncher  27 "🤣"
27 Spooky  26 "lol"
28 Sons  26 "Yea"
29 stevo  25 "tim?"
30 StormVuLT  24 "lol"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Number of Lines Sample Quote
1 play  23 <Stiffy_OToole> Play, I only represent paying clients. Indigents like you can consult with
the Heritage Foundation Legal Clinic for Seniors.
2 Kenny  19 <blow-up-the-outside-world> Kenny, he's a director you absolute weapon
3 Julie  14 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Julie, don't be an alfalfa sprout
4 Rebel  13 <Stiffy_OToole> Rebel, do you realize that Play is one of the few people we know who
could be smarter decapitated than with his head attached to his shoulders?
5 t3  12 <Bluto> T3, I'm tempted to hit Rob over the head with a baseball bat, but why
improve his brain?
6 hey  12 <Evil-Bill> Hey, Sons. How's the drink?
7 Jonnie  10 <Touched_By_Tism> Jonnie, hey fuck you
8 Hayley  9 <Bluto> Hayley, what I would do is take the gun, shoot Rob, and masturbate
Tabby with the barrel.
9 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  6 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Crisis_Xo, he planned on putting his balls in your mouth, it
's a date
10 dingo  6 <Alacrity> dingo, you ever shoved a live bilby up your pisshole mate?
11 Screamo  5 <Sigrun> Screamo, what would you do if you walked in on Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
going to town on your old dear?
12 Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo  5 <Touched_By_Tism> Phead_in_Severe_Crisis_Xo, you mean trump is almost ready to wipe
his chin once netanyahu is done
13 Milla  5 <Milla> Milla, lefty is an old feeble perve.
14 kid-a  5 <t3> Kid-a, I mock watty sounding like a lil girl in real life. Hence his hostility
towards me
15 hi  5 <Stiffy_OToole> Hi, Rebel. And LMAO @ "Pascal immune from hate."
16 giantryan  5 <EviI-Bill> giantryan, I wish you a speedy and full recovery
17 T5T65463H2R  4 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T65463H2R, did you kiss JasonKing son
18 StormVuLT  4 <Touched_By_Tism> StormVuLT, on a ssd?
19 icon  4 <Phlegmington_Farquar> Icon, sad to say, but there is more brain power in your scrotum than
in Rob's skull.
20 whatwhat  3 <John_Mayhoff> whatwhat, have a good sleep and do us a favor by not waking up
21 t5  3 <Stiffy_OToole> T5, the only brown skin Play has seen is the cocks of Proud Boys after
withdrawing from his bung hole.
22 T5T7364764GTR  2 <Touched_By_Tism> T5T7364764GTR, you will be deported long before then son
23 Sons  2 <Touched_By_Tism> Sons, are you the same Sons that got his ass kicked by some kids for
getting mouthy?
24 plascal  2 <Milla> plascal, i don't chat  in' private ' even
25 pascal  2 <Pingy> pascal, i'm not phead, tyvm
26 MikeTard2025  2 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> MikeTard2025: you are an alfalfa sprout
27 mike  2 <Buffalo_Boobs> Mike, take to the streets and protest against this infamy.
28 Lefty  2 <VeniVidiVici> lefty, you take what you can get
29 JasonKing  2 <Touched_By_Tism> JasonKing, one karate chop and your life would be over
30 Fukitol  2 <Touched_By_Tism> Fukitol, yg left chat for good at least 5 times last year



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