#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Friday 16 May 2025 to Thursday 22 May 2025
514 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Daily activity

4254



6660



4719



6224



5485



4206



4290



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Activity by hours

5.3% 6.3% 5.7% 3.4% 1.1% 0.7% 0.7% 2.1% 3.3% 4.1% 4.5% 3.8% 3.9% 3.6% 4.0% 5.7% 5.8% 4.5% 4.0% 4.7% 4.0% 5.6% 7.1% 5.9%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

152320
437085
400061
373335
400317
353653
469459
446539
405065
421535
443324
427033
436502
430580
357904
410453
534034
(Est.
343000)
123696

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2022
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2022
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2022
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
9 - 10
2023
11 - 12
2023
1 - 2
2024
3 - 4
2024
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2024
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2024
9 - 10
2024
11 - 12
2024
1 - 2
2025
3 - 4
2025
5 - 6
2025
Line total: 7022895
Estimated number of lines for current section: 343000 lines

The busiest week was 30 Mar-5 Apr 2025 - 75793 lines spoken



Big Numbers

liljudyfunfun really wanted others to know what was doing - 7 descriptions altogether.
Sample:
 17 May 18:22 * liljudyfunfun farts on gross old nonce pascal
is tuscane stupid or just asking too many questions? 29% of lines contained a question!

VibesCreator was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 24%.

icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 52 times...

ROBSAYZZ also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 34 times.

ROBSAYZZ DIDN'T REALISE HOW ANNOYING THIS WAS - 1347 lines in CAPS!
Sample:
 18 May 8:17 <ROBSAYZZ> HEAVE  TAKES ITUP ASS
Activity peak: 22 people were simultaneously active on 16 May 2025 23:00 - 0:00
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 play, NeverWas, happyjulieu49, tuscane, RevHoneyMonster, Internazionale, Steagzz, T5T764736743, freakshow, InTime, PGtips, kid-a, Steagzzzzzzz, RevFreakshow, FreakShowsPants, Steagzzzzz, Steagzzzz, RevFroggie, Steagzzzzzz, RevFatSlagTabby, ByebyeBirdie, BenMK
VibesCreator wrote the longest lines - average of 61 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 28 letters.

#kisschat.co.uk's nick flooders (still haven't found the best one, kid-a...)
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(94%), kid-a42(4.8%), kid-a52(0.7%), kid-a30(0.1%)
adgee754 Nicks adgee75(95%), Adgee77(3.6%), Adgee70(0.5%), adgee73(0.1%)
Cg3 Nicks Cg(96%), _Cg(1.7%), Cg__(1.4%)
Northy3 Nicks Northy(98%), Northy45(1.1%), Northy62(0.6%)
Jonnie103 Nicks Jonnie10(63%), Jonnie101(31%), Jonnie(4.4%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1t3 - 644
ROBSAYZZ - 979
icon - 1509
play - 988
2HammerTimePheadXo - 505
icon - 673
watty4 - 696
kid-a - 757
3Milla - 456
adgee75 - 611
play - 668
Milla - 639
4ROBSAYZZ - 391
Sherry - 427
Kenny - 569
icon - 524
5JenniCricket - 380
BFC - 269
Tee - 395
tuscane - 508
6Hayley - 369
kid-a - 266
lex123 - 378
watty4 - 424
7tuscane - 331
Northy - 217
Sherry - 347
PascaI-Montana - 287
8Cg - 305
Rowex - 191
Dxve - 345
Mart - 211
9adgee75 - 304
JULIE - 185
Milla - 329
Swiveler7000 - 210
10Spooky - 298
Rocky41 - 177
vampires - 293
HammerTimePheadXo - 191

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

8/2024 - 5/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
5 (1.7%)
 10000..11999
24 (8.1%)
 8000..9999
60 (20%)
 6000..7999
113 (38%)
 4000..5999
76 (26%)
 2000..3999
12 (4.1%)
 1..1999
5 (1.7%)

2025

1 / 2025
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5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 189182
2 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
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2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22
 
 
Lines: 123696

2024

8 / 2024
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11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 218317
9 / 2024
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15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
Lines: 207821
10 / 2024
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
Lines: 222759
11 / 2024
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10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Lines: 188924
12 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31
 
Lines: 168980



Chat partners

People who like talking to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 HammerTimePheadXoHayley 1 ROBSAYZZSherry
2 Hayleyt3 2 Rowexicon
3 HammerTimePheadXoSpooky 3 Sherryicon
4 Spookyt3 4 ROBSAYZZicon
5 Cgt3 5 ROBSAYZZNorthy
6 Millakeyboard-kungfu 6 NorthySherry
7 ElephantAndCastlegusta 7 JULIEadgee75
8 JenniCrickett3 8 JULIEROBSAYZZ
9 HayleyPiss_up_a_Rope 9 RSicon
10 HayleyJenniCricket 10 RowexTeeNTee
11 HayleySpooky 11 Daleklemon
12 Millaakeyboard-kungfu 12 BFCicon
13 StormVuLTplay 13 Beardieicon
14 PGtipstuscane 14 Moamoaicon
15 B-PHayley 15 adgee75icon
16 FukitolMilla 16 JULIEicon
17 HammerTimePheadXot3 17 Northykid-a
18 InternazionaleStormVuLT 18 adgee75roes
19 Jonnie10t3 19 TeeNTeeicon
20 Internazionaletuscane 20 ROBSAYZZkid-a


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Teewatty4 1 kid-aplay
2 iconplay 2 Millaplay
3 iconKenny 3 iconwatty4
4 iconwatty4 4 MartMilla
5 iconTee 5 UltraviolenceMilla
6 iconSherry 6 Hayleyplay
7 Millaplay 7 HoneyMonsterplay
8 Kennywatty4 8 Wakmodarkangel
9 TeeNTeeicon 9 Kennyicon
10 MillaSherry 10 Teewatty4
11 TeeNTeewatty4 11 Martplay
12 Dxveicon 12 HammerTimePheadXokid-a
13 VibesCreatoricon 13 Swiveler7000kid-a
14 KennyTeeNTee 14 MillaSheeEp
15 Sherryplay 15 MartUltraviolence
16 iconjmk 16 Swiveler7000tuscane
17 HammerTimePheadXoplay 17 iconplay
18 liljudyfunfunwatty4 18 darkangelplay
19 KennyTee 19 liljudyfunfunplay
20 Dxveplay 20 HammerTimePheadXoMilla



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 HammerTimePheadXo  7
  100%
2 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
3 Kenny  7
  100%
4 ROBSAYZZ  7
  100%
5 Sherry  7
  100%
6 vampires  7
  100%
7 Northy  7
  100%
8 kid-a  7
  100%
9 play  7
  100%
10 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
11 KELLY  7
  100%
12 t3  6
  86%
13 adgee75  6
  86%
14 Cg  6
  86%
15 Spooky  6
  86%
16 Piss_up_a_Rope  6
  86%
17 ASTRONOMER74  6
  86%
18 Peanut  6
  86%
19 Hayley  5
  71%
20 Firefly  5
  71%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 kid-a  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 Northy  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 play  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 KELLY  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 happyjulieu49  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 vampires  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 TheGreatOne  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 HammerTimePheadXo  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 Kenny  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Sherry  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 ROBSAYZZ  7 16 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Cg  6 17 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 6 days active
13 adgee75  6 16 May - 21 May 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
14 ASTRONOMER74  6 17 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 6 days active
15 Peanut  5 18 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 5 days active
16 janey  5 16 May - 20 May 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (20 May 2025)
17 binman  5 16 May - 20 May 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (20 May 2025)
18 Spooky  5 18 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 5 days active
19 Piss_up_a_Rope  5 16 May - 20 May 2025
  Currently 1 days active
20 icon  4 19 May - 22 May 2025
  Currently 4 days active




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
45.. 5 VibesCreator(60.5), TheGreatOne(49.8), Wakmo(47.3), HoneyMonster...
42..44 3 MikeTard2025(43.3), liljudyfunfun(42.7), t3(42.3)
39..41 1 BFC(41.4)
36..38 4 HammerTimePheadXo(38.1), BlueAndWhitePheadXo(38.0), B-P(37.3), ...
33..35 5 TeeNTee(35.9), icon(35.2), RS(35.0), SheeEp(34.5), Rowex(33.6)
30..32 5 Newman(32.9), Piss_up_a_Rope(31.0), gusta(30.9), PascaI-Montana(...
27..29 11 Mart(29.8), CaptainsLog(29.2), keyboard-kungfu(28.9), play(28.7), Sp...
24..26 17 Sherry(26.8), watty4(26.5), Ultraviolence(26.2), Blur(25.9), Internazion...
21..23 9 Swiveler7000(23.8), binman(23.7), Rocky41(23.3), Milla(22.8), Moamo...
18..20 6 darkangel(20.8), KAMILA(19.7), happyjulieu49(19.4), ASTRONOMER74...
..17 8 tabbythespastic(17.9), distanceview(17.8), trowbridgetwat(17.8), Dxv...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Popular words

Count Word Last used by At
1547 "that" turt 22 May 23:32
1242 "your" kid-a 22 May 23:26
1080 "with" happyjulieu49 22 May 23:49
974 "like" turt 22 May 23:19
837 "have" kid-a 22 May 23:25
801 "here" Swiveler7000 22 May 23:55
797 "what" kid-a 22 May 23:26
650 "just" kid-a 22 May 23:28
608 "they" turt 22 May 23:16
574 "this" turt 22 May 23:32


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1000 "icon" Spooky 22 May 22:33
536 "play" happyjulieu49 22 May 21:20
392 "Kenny" kid-a 22 May 23:28
273 "Sherry" icon 22 May 13:44
260 "Milla" B-P 21 May 2:25


The ones with own private vocabulary
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
175 icon "hodges"(26), "roaring"(17), "DD’s"(13), "loon"(4), "cosy"(4), "loom"(3), "insta"(5),
"oyster"(4), "badger"(4), "Mexico"(4), "slowly"(3), "chins*"(3), "Campbell"(8), "Roberto"(4),
"krankie"(4), "dooooooo"(4), "audience"(4), "fruitcake"(5), "Lexington"(3),
"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(17)
53 play "Hoser"(18), "offf"(6), "wand"(5), "raft"(4), "wtff"(3), "Gump"(3), "waas"(3), "drama"(4),
"#help"(4), "ffuck"(3), "sshit"(3), "admins"(4), "MINDED"(3), "headed"(3), "mmmmmmm"(5),
"prossies"(8), "turmoil"(3), "forrest"(3), "visiting"(3), "equipment"(4)
48 kid-a "tend"(7), "kyle"(4), "sore"(3), "taxi"(3), " yep"(3), " are"(3), "obsess"(5), "Travis"(5),
" have"(4), "engage"(4), "talked"(3), " When"(3), " fuck"(3), " freak"(5), " great"(3),
"opposed"(3), "behavior"(4), "spinless"(3), "Obsessive"(3), "incredibly"(4)
41 ROBSAYZZ "VULT"(8), "WOFE"(3), "bake"(3), "BIGGS"(4), "panic"(3), "SPEEK"(3), "whores"(4),
"FREIND"(3), "baking"(3), "HEADDICK"(7), "attacks"(3), "REMEBER"(3), "countries"(4),
"FLATEARTH"(4), "ringlight "(4), "Bromborough"(4), "XAXAXAXAXAX"(3),
"JenniCricket "(6), "Internazionale "(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3)
34 HammerTimePheadXo "chick"(10), "leafs"(6), "Penh"(3), "Gtfo"(3), "lunch"(5), "~sigh"(3), "cruelty"(7), "Junkie"(4),
"kindly"(3), "seaweed"(3), "manners"(3), "life. "(3), "Brampton"(4), "drunkard"(4),
"Cameroon"(3), "Seychelles"(7), "womanners"(4), "mathematics"(4), "philandering"(3),
"philharmonic"(3)
25 Kenny "comp"(9), "cigs"(5), "guns"(3), "apple"(5), "ducks"(3), "fiver"(3), "modem"(3), "willie"(5),
"32in"(3), "pirate"(3), "nelson"(3), "gypsies"(4), "browsers"(3), "knobhead"(3),
"contains"(3), "granddad"(3), "Romanian"(3), "microdose"(4), "fortnight"(4), "projector"(4)
24 Cg "huggz "(19), "hmms"(8), "mornin"(12), " im"(5), "outa"(5), "im "(3), "or "(3),
"and "(6), "woofers"(11), "yea "(4), "ima "(3), "gettin"(4), "sheepy"(3), "even "(3),
"hows "(3), "Nuthin"(3), " huggz"(3), "pissed "(3), "Woofers "(3),
"everybody "(3)
23 Milla " Mart"(10), " SD"(3), "kewl"(3), "tall"(3), " wtf"(5), " ynmk"(8), "Anyhoo"(4),
"Kungfu"(4), " Blur"(4), " Paki"(3), "69th"(3), " and "(3), " Beardie"(8), " almost"(3),
"warriors"(3), " adgee75"(3), " ToonZilla"(3), " Ultraviolence"(10),
" Guest6169"(5), " MillwallAreScum"(8)
22 t3 "toga"(4), "woods"(7), "Dayz"(3), "Eyed"(3), "c0ck"(4), "Torys"(3), "ankle"(3), "how1e"(4),
"JACKET"(4), "labour"(3), "recipe"(3), "settings"(7), "penalty"(4), "healthy"(3),
"coloured"(3), "ofcourse"(3), "talented"(3), "reference"(4), "ben_dover"(4),
"Shoplifting"(3)
17 adgee75 "lkke"(5), "odds"(3), "*rips"(6), "squid"(4), "lease"(3), "Ronald"(5), "Hmmmmm"(3),
"angels"(3), "puppet"(3), "balance"(4), "library"(3), "operate"(3), "energetic"(4),
"relaxation"(3), "Afghanistan"(3), "geomagnetic"(3), "experiencing"(4)


These pairs have a language all to themselves
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
47 Milla and kid-a " hey"(20), " lmao"(14), " who"(10), " Play"(13), " we"(6), " ah"(6), " if"(4),
" Kenny"(12), " Rob"(5), " can"(5), " for"(3), " aww"(3), " phead"(7), " this"(4),
" there"(5), " Haven"(3), " every"(3), "dishonest"(7), " nothing"(4), " everyone"(6)
37 icon and adgee75 "Louis"(37), "litre"(24), "spliff"(20), "trance"(20), "cripple"(43), "rips"(10), "fist"(8),
"you’d"(14), "force"(6), "guilty"(4), "fisted"(3), "they’re"(11), "you’ll"(8),
"jeffrey"(4), "nervous"(4), "unequivocally"(42), "pissheads"(8), "requests"(3),
"Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(42), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(23)
19 icon and watty4 "ROFL"(29), "225K"(22), "fail"(5), "parked"(10), "sane"(3), "pile"(3), "article"(11), "earns"(3),
"thief"(3), "failing"(8), "Let’s"(8), "boasts"(4), "punched"(5), "returned"(7),
"Simon’s"(6), "Where’s"(5), "accepting"(4), "couldn’t"(6), "descending"(3)
17 icon and t3 "fuel"(9), "cure"(7), "DING"(6), "Perry"(9), "clip"(5), "boot"(5), "Adonis"(11), "pounds"(11),
"sofa"(3), "Circa"(5), "hander"(4), "plough"(3), "accused"(4), "opening"(3), "fragile"(3),
"threatened"(8), "discovered"(4)
15 icon and BFC "#CEO"(48), "#VIP"(50), "#CHFI"(36), "#Icon"(53), "#TheIcon"(39), "oxfam"(9), "Malta"(5),
"xxxxxxxxxx"(69), "cords"(4), "*Drop"(3), "Ashby-Jones"(72), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(26),
"wheelchair*"(4), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(56), "Lollllllllllllllll"(39)
15 icon and Kenny "scrumpy"(24), "inch"(10), "bedsit"(15), "trailer"(16), "waist"(10), "glue"(3), "cole"(3),
"cider"(6), "value"(5), "truck"(5), "owner"(4), "snakes"(3), "millions"(7), "thursday"(5),
"millionaire"(10)
14 adgee75 and t3 "rice"(6), "boom"(6), "sober"(6), "typos"(5), "nerve"(4), "Jeremy"(7), "pearl"(3), "inner"(3),
"mills"(3), "healing"(5), "weirdos"(4), "rabbits"(3), "hundred"(3), "kundalini"(4)
14 icon and Sherry "citroen"(25), "beans"(7), "gyms"(4), "china"(5), "shirt"(4), "grandad"(10), "beard"(3),
"Prince"(4), "borrow"(4), "fronts"(4), "liking"(3), "fosters"(4), "leather"(3), "gastric"(3)
14 icon and TeeNTee "ghetto"(22), "Hosey"(14), "trace"(7), "dealer"(10), "diet"(3), "moobs"(4), "drown"(4),
"Dubois"(7), "Dunlop"(4), "Lennox"(3), "tobacco"(5), "register"(4), "probation"(4),
"westerfield"(6)
14 play and t3 "Wanks"(12), "model"(10), "voted"(4), "retired"(10), "retire"(3), "enemies"(4), "staring"(3),
"coochie"(3), "material"(4), "liberals"(3), "Americans"(5), "Instagram"(3), "forgotten"(3),
"simultaneously"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 icon  30 "You can’t beat an egg Simon xxxxxxx"
2 SheeEp  11 "cut it out, burgerman"
3 adgee75  11 "going fishing?"
4 ROBSAYZZ  10 "AND PASTA MINCE...TOMATO SUCE.GRLIC OREGANO=FREID"
5 Sherry  9 "icon yr mums got her tit out waiting to feed you breakfast"
6 play  9 "we have shit fish and chips except you can get good chippies in Brooklyn"
7 t3  8 "What chocolate would you be Rob?"
8 steagzzzzzzzzz  8 "It’s 0330am - Fat Ray Bentos Burger Hodges The Captain Burger arrives at your house via 28 bus
connections on his yellow mobility scooter sporting his 4 ton Timmy Mallet specs / spliff hanging
through his broken 1968 dentures, acid bong in 1 hand a flagon of homemade scrumpy in the other
hand with his ghetto blaster roaring in his mobility"
9 PascaI-Montana  7 "I can't remember the last time I had a pork pie"
10 kid-a  7 " I'm imagining a bucking bronco but it's a sausage dog"
11 TeeNTee  5 "Fat Ray in Burger King "Give me a number 1 or im gonna kill myself""
12 Rowex  5 "pretty decent sausages as well"
13 Northy  4 "ive got sausages and eggs that sounds like good idea"
14 Milla  4 " I can't eat meat  specially Pork ."
15 Kenny  4 "well sons gone to fish land"
16 Hayley  4 "Lol not much of a chocolate taste to it "
17 distanceview  4 "TIMOTHY FAKE BURGER 🍔"
18 Zzp-on-Wye  3 "Halal grits and gravy"
19 Ultraviolence  3 "ive drowned a fair few fish in my time on poker tables"
20 Piss_up_a_Rope  3 "brown blob i porked hayley long ago"
21 Mart  3 "You juiced play by any chance? Or were your sausages off?"
22 kerek  3 "home cooked chicken with kebab fried chips"
23 Internazionale  3 "Fancy , pork pie and mushy peas"
24 de-mar  3 "When pip gets stopped = tada - YG, Sherry, peanut, skid-a, scotsgirl, sheeep, ray burger, TGO
, Kenny"
25 Danielle  3 "Is it a kinda Beef?"
26 adgud75  3 "the lord wouldn’t put fruit anywhere near a biscuit"
27 tuscane  2 "fucking hell hayley i just drippd chocolate"
28 streagzzzzzz  2 "It’s 0330am - Fat Ray Bentos Burger Hodges The Captain Burger arrives at your house via 28 bus
connections on his yellow mobility scooter sporting his 4 ton Timmy Mallet specs / spliff hanging
through his broken 1968 dentures, acid bong in 1 hand a flagon of homemade scrumpy in the other
hand with his ghetto blaster roaring in his mobility"
29 slapntickle  2 "2 cups of tea and 4 choc biscuits later"
30 RevHoneyMonster  2 "the lord loves cheese, beans on toast"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 liljudyfunfun  18 "SD you seem massively in the closet though as the only thing you ever type in here is "homo""
2 TeeNTee  17 "Looking like the sketch in little Britain "I want that one""
3 t3  17 ""get out little guy" is what tuscane says right before he logs into chat"
4 Tee  14 "Man said "They thought they could fuck with us chat rega" and didn't feel embarrassed 😂
😂"
5 play  11 "kiss chat will soon be in the "what once was""
6 Hayley  10 "" apparently " being the key word "
7 HammerTimePheadXo  9 "wow adgee, 10 prescription-issued pills? Or 10 "pills", as in street drugs"
8 John_Mayhoff  6 "I think you mean "DONKEY""
9 Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx  5 "Kenny, I get the point about "gas" but not so much about "trailer.""
10 StormVuLT  3 "I read "VUL..." but I left"
11 Spooky  3 "or who they "assume" are illegals"
12 scorpiosaturn  3 "you know when someone dedicated as much time to typing the word "jobless" as pascal
does they've never actually worked in their life"
13 Newman  3 "and typing "aswell" as one word..."
14 Mart  3 "Even his mate joined in "you take it up the arse""
15 JenniCricket  3 ""Going to California" Led Zeppelin"
16 Ultraviolence  2 "Aw @` "you were lovely once, i've seen the pictures""
17 the_stella_response  2 ""😆🍺""
18 sol  2 ""hey blud, let's put dat to bed innit""
19 MikeTard2025  2 "i see a "SewageySewageOfTheSeychelles" but i don't see mike anywhere on here"
20 Internazionale  2 ""Fergie Time" lol what a legend"
21 icon  2 ""TheIcon""
22 GRiLLo  2 "Phead went to the gay porn theatre for "research""
23 capricornmoon  2 ""😆😆😆😆😆""
24 BackAgain4firsttime  2 "That's because you would not have a conscious of that damn cricket set up permanent residency
in your mind sir.. that's "Jenni".not "jimminy""
25 Wakmo  1 " Scotlands version of "uncontrolled immigrants" that "speak funny" and "
change the local culture" are mostly white English. 😄"
26 Stiff_Competition  1 "Or maybe a "gropie.""
27 Showtime  1 "look at that "hard man""
28 Sherry  1 "can you play " far far away ""
29 scorpiomoon  1 ""😆😆😆😆😆😆😆""
30 Northy  1 "young lady playing football and the other side brought on this 6 foot "woman" with a
six oclock shadow the woman went to the ref said she was scared for her safty the ref said
it was trans  the woman was reported and banned for 6 matches"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 happyjulieu49  61 "Hello "
2 Cg  30 "Hello  everybody"
3 Northy  15 "i am fucked without ma caffine on a morning"
4 HammerTimePheadXo  14 "Grillo have a nice evening, chat up your wife (don't forget)"
5 icon  13 "Hello can I speak to Kerrie whitson please"
6 Dxve  9 "ROBSAYZZ morning darling xxx"
7 kid-a  8 " good evening northy"
8 Jonnie10  7 "hello America"
9 Milla  6 " KELLY, hey there ?"
10 vampires  5 "hello hello strangers"
11 SheeEp  5 "ooh shit, heya cg huggzzz :)"
12 ENFORCERS  5 "Hello happy"
13 play  4 "well hello Milla"
14 Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx  4 "Hello roes"
15 Danielle  4 "Hello :)"
16 binman  4 "good evening"
17 B-P  4 "how is your evening TGO"
18 adgee75  4 "phead I will hurt I with kill a chineses burns from hello"
19 watty4  3 "Icon claim to fame done for drink driving at 3pm in the afternoon"
20 TheGreatOne  3 "Cg: hello you dumb fucker!"
21 Spooky  3 "Hello Amber"
22 Sherry  3 "hes been here all morning trolling"
23 ROBSAYZZ  3 "WE DONT SAY HELLO"
24 TeeNTee  2 "Afternoon"
25 Swiveler7000  2 "Hello  anyone here care to chat"
26 Steagzzz  2 "330am you're in your room when all of a sudden,, Eagle Eyed Cherry Save Tonight comes on full
blast, you wake up holding both Ears thinking What in the Name of bloody hell,,your room door
opens 20 Seconds later, with you still holding both Ears, Harvey Price comes in dressed up as
Helga from hey Arnold,,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?"
27 seedhead  2 "Liljudy hello treacle"
28 RainOrShinePheadxo  2 "tuscane hello, and how are your plans shaping up to go to Leeds and give Kenny a beating?"
29 PascaI-Montana  2 "It's quite busy this afternoon in here"
30 MikeTard2025  2 "its only 3:26am in the morning which i still consider as night"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 watty4  230 "😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣"
2 Milla  199 "😂"
3 icon  138 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
4 HammerTimePheadXo  135 "<<<< as for me, I have a social coming up shortly :)"
5 Rowex  110 "Chinese can't pronounce L's :D"
6 SheeEp  38 "lol, ill shit on any carpet so be warned :)"
7 RichieRichards  37 "stupid people think they're winning because they're too dumb to release they have already lost
:D"
8 MillwallAreScum  34 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
9 CaptainsLog  33 "kid-a makes watching paint exciting :D"
10 Wakmo  29 "have you lived in Jaywick too? 😂"
11 TravisBickle  26 "anyway, bed time, l8rs nutters :D"
12 Hayley  26 "The hackers can mind their own business lol 😆 😂 "
13 Rocky41  25 "🤭"
14 Fukitol  23 "🤣"
15 jmk  22 "shannon courtney would ko  FastCarEddie 😂 😂 😂"
16 B-P  22 "don't tell me you filed that Xbox in as a Big Flat Monitor :D"
17 StormVuLT  21 "Who did you call asshole? :D"
18 Millaa  19 "this nonsense must so lonely he goes to my videos searching all about me , :D"
19 TeeNTee  17 "Scared to fight Kenny 😂 😂"
20 hygtfrd  17 "the state of his mum 🤣 🤣"
21 Tee  16 "😂😂😂😂😂"
22 tabbythespastic  16 "🤣👀"
23 BlueAndWhitePheadXo  14 "I like icon :)"
24 ASTRONOMER74  12 "😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛"
25 JenniCricket  10 "Sir Stormy!!!! Bestest of bests! :)"
26 UpTheRearKeir  9 "a model, y'know what I mean 😉 🎶"
27 mkl  9 "the state of that 🤣 🤣 🤣"
28 MikeTard2025  9 "🤔"
29 TheLegendKiller  8 "🤣"
30 roes  8 "https://www.tiktok.com/@fineassgirl3/video/7186085956372483371?is_from_webapp=1&sender_d...
...evice=pc
my old tiktok 😅"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Milla  226 "😂"
2 adgee75  203 "lol"
3 icon  147 "Ph.D"
4 ROBSAYZZ  140 "WAIT"
5 watty4  137 "😆"
6 HammerTimePheadXo  120 ":)"
7 tuscane  95 "lao"
8 roes  86 ".>"
9 lex123  86 "ffs"
10 kid-a  67 "lol"
11 Dxve  66 ":P"
12 Cg  54 "ahh"
13 play  50 "bye"
14 MillwallAreScum  46 "Lol"
15 vampires  45 "man"
16 Sherry  45 "ta"
17 adkey75  43 "lmao"
18 Rocky41  42 "lol"
19 Kenny  41 "-s"
20 janey  41 "FACT"
21 HoneyMonster  41 "🧕"
22 t3  40 "Ha"
23 Spooky  36 "lol"
24 KAMILA  36 "LOL"
25 Rowex  35 ":D"
26 JenniCricket  35 "t3h"
27 happyjulieu49  32 "Hoe"
28 darkangel  32 "wow"
29 ASTRONOMER74  31 "lol"
30 KELLY  30 "good"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 play  22 <TheGreatOne> play: for real though...how do you look at your wife knowing that she
thinks lefty is more of a man than though
2 Milla  22 <play> Milla, ya khochu s"yest' tvoyu korobku.
3 watty4  13 <Tee> Watty, I just wanted to out you as a pussy. Job done lol 
4 Kenny  12 <knorr-how> Kenny, what happened to your PC?
5 icon  12 <John_Mayhoff> Icon, yesterday Play bragged to me that he has no need for Viagra.
Well, turns out he is too cheap to buy medication and just attaches a
used popsicle stick to his pecker with a rubber band.
6 tuscane  11 <Internazionale> tuscane, Liverpool didn't qualify
7 JULIE  11 <Spooky> Julie, it's Michigan
8 Mart  10 <Ultraviolence> Mart, Charlton - Leyton Orient at Wembley
9 roes  9 <Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx> Roes, can you do a favor for a pathetic soul like jdot and mail him some
of your shaved-off cunt hair?
10 janey  7 <Milla> Janey, you told in the room that u r struggle to express yaself in English
11 freakshow  7 <Steagzzzzz> Freakshow,, WAT WOULD YOU DO?
12 Cg  7 <TheGreatOne> Cg: hello you dumb bastard!
13 t3  6 <BANJO> t3:  That is your job and passion , so you can go ahead
14 Sherry  6 <Milla> Sherry, what exactly happen btw you and Rob .
15 Queens-Gambit  5 <SheeEp> queens-gambit: using cloud.hybridirc.com (Sun May 18 2025 12:31:51)
16 vampires  4 <TheGreatOne> vampires: i bummed his wife
17 Spooky  4 <BANJO> Spooky:  I will shatter your ass
18 SheeEp  4 <Milla> SheeEp, you sat here for hours
19 Piss_up_a_Rope  4 <TheGreatOne> Piss_up_a_Rope: where is your tin pot god freak at now???
20 hello  4 <Hayley> Hello, play. Are you still talking about 11 year olds masturbating?
21 Fukitol  4 <PC-GunGum> Fukitol, are you from Shitterton?
22 StormVuLT  3 <Ultraviolence> StormVuLT, all of your textual friends are paedos
23 Jonnie10  3 <Newman> Jonnie, are  you drinking again?
24 Hayley  3 <John_Mayhoff> Hayley, Phead was on earlier and said you wanted him for more than
coffee.
25 GRiLLo  3 <Milla> GRiLLo, yes that's me
26 TheGreatOne  2 <Hayley> TheGreatOne,  If the law says you can kill play, and you can pick which
weapon to kill him with, a knife, gun, or a machette, which one do you
pick?
27 Tee  2 <DANGER> Tee:  you will be dead within next 72 hours
28 SD  2 <Ultraviolence> SD, play, Pascal and Froggie
29 Northy  2 <BlueAndWhitePheadXo> Northy, however, I don't remember seeing that name in para, let alone
wcool
30 Millaa  2 <keyboard-kungfu> millaa, next time you ask a question, come with signed permission first



#kisschat.co.uk's slappers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 lemon  1 * lemon Slaps ruscane with Daleks granny pants
2 Dxve  1 * Dxve slaps liljudyfunfun



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 TheGreatOne  7 * TheGreatOne gently slaps ballsack on Daleks chin
2 liljudyfunfun  7 * liljudyfunfun farts
3 Dxve  4 * Dxve thinks cg would be game for a good motorboating ......
4 `Pascal-Montana  3 * `Pascal-Montana sips peroni
5 ringlight  2 * ringlight farts again
6 lemon  1 * lemon Slaps ruscane with Daleks granny pants
7 kid-a  1 * kid-a gives freak a manly non-gay reassuring hug
8 Kenny  1 * Kenny gary moore - out in the fields
9 heave  1 * heave THONGS ROBSAYZZ
10 capricornmoon  1 * capricornmoon flexes
11 Blur  1 * Blur Makes a mental note of the ip



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 MikeTard2025  17 "⚠ Your message exceeded the 75% upper case character threshold for #kisschat.co.uk"
2 icon  8 "5% body fat to be precise"
3 adphi75  6 "2% of Redditch population are pleiadian starseeds"
4 LifeWorthLiving  4 "extra 1% because he more gay"
5 loves_pussy  3 "101% gay?"
6 Kenny  3 "5% is more than the 3 chins"
7 ElephantAndCastle  3 "This place is 100% platonic to me and full of mingers lol."
8 play  2 "T% leffty iss rubbissh"
9 PascaI-Montana  2 "100% right"
10 lex123  2 "on my new beer today called OJ beer 8.5 % lol"
11 heave  2 "5% bodyfat are just your chins"
12 CaptainBurger1950  2 "5% body fat"
13 Blur-Burger-PIP  2 "5% body fat"
14 adkey75  2 "60% of worlds population are gay and still in closet"
15 adgee75  2 "5% body fat to be precise xxxxxx"
16 Wakmo  1 "Denied it was you then changed your privacy settings LOL. I called it 100%"
17 VibesCreator  1 "you're a narcissist, fantasist 100% oddball"
18 V0K  1 "5% body fat to be precise"
19 undefined1  1 "You’re at least 25% cocoa solids"
20 The_Incomparable_Cuyahosebag  1 "Very bad news! Mr. Trump has imposed a 100% tariff on Rob's jackoffs."
21 Tee  1 "Im 99% sure"
22 StormVuLT  1 "that means I'm 1% right"
23 RainOrShinePheadxo  1 "90% outdoors, though"
24 Milla  1 "i like that some T shirts are 100% cotton"
25 liljudyfunfun  1 "check the stats play can be seen typing evil bill at all hours of the day"
26 Firefly  1 "100% nonce"
27 chat-stats  1 "Fat sherry winched out of bed 0930 am - chat stats she’s in here 18 hours a day"
28 Barca  1 "5% body fat"
29 adwhy75  1 "the 80% of worlds population are gonna start having spiritual experiences soon, some more than
others but not many and they’re gonna need all of ours help with it to understand whats going
, help them transition to a more spiritual way of life"



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