#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics generated from Thursday 27 Mar 2025 to Wednesday 2 Apr 2025
533 people visited #kisschat.co.uk during this 7-day reporting period

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Daily chat activity

8931



9799



9569



12036



10746



11849



9398



27
Mar
28
Mar
29
Mar
30
Mar
31
Mar
1
Apr
2
Apr



When are people active in #kisschat.co.uk?

4.4% 3.0% 3.9% 4.5% 4.0% 2.3% 3.3% 3.5% 3.0% 4.1% 4.3% 5.3% 5.7% 5.4% 5.1% 3.6% 3.9% 3.6% 3.7% 3.0% 4.3% 4.8% 5.8% 5.4%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

152320
437085
400061
373335
400317
353653
469459
446539
405065
421535
443324
427033
436502
430580
357904
410453
(Est.
576900)
312019

8
2022
9 - 10
2022
11 - 12
2022
1 - 2
2023
3 - 4
2023
5 - 6
2023
7 - 8
2023
9 - 10
2023
11 - 12
2023
1 - 2
2024
3 - 4
2024
5 - 6
2024
7 - 8
2024
9 - 10
2024
11 - 12
2024
1 - 2
2025
3 - 4
2025
Total number of lines: 6677184
Estimate for this section: 576900 lines.

Top week: 9 Mar-15 Mar 2025 - 72579 lines



Big Numbers

TheWeeknd really wanted others to know what was doing - 40 descriptions altogether.
Example:
 31 Mar 14:43 * TheWeeknd slaps freakenstein with a hat
Ionegunman was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 56% of lines contained questions.

freakshow didn't know that much either. 40% of lines were questions.

vampires seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 58 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: icon - was caught talking to themself 27 times.

ROBBSAYZZ forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 2120 lines in CAPS.
Example:
 1 Apr 7:39 <ROBBSAYZZ> TJHERE IT IS
Channel activity peak: 35 people were active on 1 Apr 2025 21:00 - 22:00
Active users during this 60-minute period were (in order of appearance):
 swansong, Queens-Gambit, Tina2606, HammerTimePheadXo, fitguy203, nutjobs, hensl, Jensen, Danielle, PrinceAndrew, BELMONT_BUDGET_2K, moo, Karen, Tina26O6, KELLY, ABitTiredPheadXo, Button-Nose, Keran, Kenny, DanieIle, YG_JENSEN_AUTISTIC_ANTISEMITE, TheGreatOne, kid-a, Hayley, soot, HistoryProfessorSean, jk, spunkmaster, T5T293737337, freakshow, vampires, Prochefsean, Northy, AbuseT...
Cuyahosebag wrote the longest lines - average of 84 letters per line.

Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 31 letters.

The ones with the most nicks (they just couldn't find the right one...)
T5T29373733719 Nicks T5T293737337(25%), T5T37374747474(18%), T5T383736363(17%), T5T28373747(11%), T5T292736336(7.4%), T5T283837374(3.1%), T5T31(2.9%), T5T3837374737(2.8%), T5T273737363(2.6%), T5T57875445(2.1%), T5T43(2.1%), T5T38374646(1.1%), T5T383837363(0.9%), T5T373773736(0.7%), T5T388484747(0.6%), T5T9273636336(0.4%), T5T2837374673(0.3%), T5T3737644647(0.2%), T5T383737464...
Sons6 Nicks Sons(77%), Sons24(17%), Sons91(3.6%), sons2(0.8%), Sons57(0.7%), sons3(0.2%)
Scott56 Nicks Scott5(32%), Scott7(26%), Scott4(16%), Scott2(10%), Scott9(6.9%), Scott3(6.9%)
Hayley4 Nicks Hayley(81%), Hayley39(13%), Hayley71(4.1%), Hayley26(0.8%)
icon4 Nicks icon(99%), icon75(0.4%), icon82(0.1%), icon68(0.1%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1vampires - 1575
icon - 1573
icon - 1769
vampires - 1612
2lonegunman - 737
Tina2606 - 1219
vampires - 1492
watty1 - 1380
3ROBBSAYZZ - 613
vampires - 973
Tina2606 - 1162
play - 1189
4Milla - 600
Julie - 876
TeeNTee - 821
Karen - 862
5watty1 - 598
ROBBSAYZZ - 867
watty1 - 792
TheWeeknd - 737
6B-P - 584
MikeTard2025 - 726
Karen - 685
ROBBSAYZZ - 640
7MikeTard2025 - 526
watty1 - 696
Julie - 680
Expertise - 609
8Hayley - 511
Sherry - 634
freakshow - 674
kid-a - 602
9Tina2606 - 510
T5T293737337 - 633
SELINAGUCCII - 650
HammerTimePheadXo - 548
10StormVuLT - 471
lonegunman - 615
lonegunman - 620
Evil-Bill - 472

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

7/2024 - 4/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
5 (1.8%)
 10000..11999
20 (7.2%)
 8000..9999
58 (21%)
 6000..7999
113 (41%)
 4000..5999
65 (24%)
 2000..3999
9 (3.3%)
 1..1999
6 (2.2%)

2025

1 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 189182
2 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290772
4 / 2025
1 2
 
 
 
 
 
Lines: 21247

2024

7 / 2024
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7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 218185
8 / 2024
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 218317
9 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 207821
10 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 222759
11 / 2024
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
Lines: 188924
12 / 2024
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31
Lines: 168980



Friends in #kisschat.co.uk

People who talk most to each other

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 B-PSpooky 1 JulieTina2606
2 CriticalChaosMilla 2 Julieicon
3 Millalonegunman 3 Tina2606icon
4 LoulabelleTheWeeknd 4 ROBBSAYZZicon
5 MikeTard2025Spooky 5 lonegunmanicon
6 MillaTheWeeknd 6 Sherryicon
7 SadisticPoetkid-a 7 JulieT5T293737337
8 CriticalChaoslonegunman 8 JulieSherry
9 Hayleyvampires 9 ROBBSAYZZmissy
10 B-PMiranda 10 TheWeekndicon
11 kid-aplay 11 Sherrylonegunman
12 SadisticPoetlonegunman 12 JulieSELINAGUCCII
13 Hayleylonegunman 13 iconmissy
14 TheWeekndlonegunman 14 T5T293737337Tina2606
15 TheWeekndwatty1 15 GYMicon
16 ButtonNoseBluesMilla 16 swansongicon
17 StormVuLTplay 17 freakensteinicon
18 MirandaSpooky 18 Tina2606missy
19 SadisticPoetStormVuLT 19 T5T293737337play
20 JensonButtonvampires 20 Sherryfreakenstein


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 iconwatty1 1 Karenplay
2 TeeNTeewatty1 2 playkid-a
3 TeeNTeeicon 3 HayleyT5T293737337
4 Mirandavas 4 Karenmissy
5 JulieSELINAGUCCII 5 Hayleyplay
6 Julieicon 6 TheWeekndwatty1
7 JulieTeeNTee 7 Expertiseplay
8 Tina2606icon 8 playicon
9 Tina2606Julie 9 ExpertiseLithium
10 MirandaSpooky 10 HammerTimePheadXoplay
11 Kennyicon 11 Evil-Billplay
12 iconvampires 12 playwatty1
13 iconfreakenstein 13 HammerTimePheadXoJulie
14 iconTheWeeknd 14 Cgplay
15 SonsToXiCTyPeR 15 KarenTheWeeknd
16 TeeNTeeTina2606 16 Lorriplay
17 Karenmissy 17 Karenwatty1
18 KarenTina2606 18 TheWeekndkid-a
19 Karenfreakshow 19 ROBBSAYZZmissy
20 TheGreatOnefreakshow 20 HammerTimePheadXokid-a



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 SELINAGUCCII  7
  100%
2 Tina2606  7
  100%
3 icon  7
  100%
4 Hayley  7
  100%
5 Sherry  7
  100%
6 TheGreatOne  7
  100%
7 Danielle  7
  100%
8 MikeTard2025  7
  100%
9 Northy  7
  100%
10 Kenny  7
  100%
11 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
12 Evil-Bill  7
  100%
13 HammerTimePheadXo  7
  100%
14 kid-a  7
  100%
15 vampires  7
  100%
16 Karen  7
  100%
17 janey  6
  86%
18 freakshow  6
  86%
19 TeeNTee  6
  86%
20 play  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 happyjulieu49  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 Evil-Bill  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 Northy  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Kenny  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 vampires  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 Karen  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 HammerTimePheadXo  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 kid-a  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 icon  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 Hayley  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 SELINAGUCCII  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 Tina2606  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 Danielle  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 MikeTard2025  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 Sherry  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
16 TheGreatOne  7 27 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 7 days active
17 play  6 27 Mar - 1 Apr 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
18 freakshow  6 28 Mar - 2 Apr 2025
  Currently 6 days active
19 watty1  5 28 Mar - 1 Apr 2025
  Currently 5 days active *
20 TheWeeknd  5 28 Mar - 1 Apr 2025
  Currently 5 days active *




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
48.. 7 Cuyahosebag(83.9), Prochefsean(64.5), DeJaVu92_3(57.7), MikeTard...
45..47 2 Loulabelle(46.1), Maravilla(45.1)
42..44 4 B-P(43.8), CounterAttack(43.6), ExasperatedPheadXo(43.1), HammerT...
39..41 2 CriticalChaos(41.2), Expertise(39.9)
36..38 7 Corrupted-Democrats(39.0), T5T293737337(38.5), Queens-Gambit(38....
33..35 6 PermanentFixture(35.9), GYM(35.4), Miranda(34.5), MettlesomePhead...
30..32 14 hedera-liquidity-pool-reno(32.7), Sexy-loser(32.4), Evil-Bill(32.3), Loco...
27..29 18 Flappy_Fanny(30.0), play(29.9), SELINAGUCCII(29.6), KillTheChildren(...
24..26 12 lex123(27.0), StormVuLT(26.7), CreepyDaddy(26.2), Cg(26.1), swans...
21..23 13 missy(24.0), roes(23.9), Goldilocks(23.2), moo(22.5), Tina2606(22.5), ...
..20 15 watty1(20.7), Focus_Pocus(20.3), Jonnie10(20.3), RROBSAYZZ(20.2...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



Overused words in #kisschat.co.uk:

Count Word Last used by At
3445 "That" Evil-Bill 2 Apr 23:47
2572 "Your" HammerTimePheadXo 2 Apr 23:41
1994 "with" Evil-Bill 2 Apr 23:46
1979 "like" HammerTimePheadXo 2 Apr 23:44
1859 "have" HammerTimePheadXo 2 Apr 23:43
1583 "Tina" ROBBSAYZZ 2 Apr 23:28
1556 "Bill" ROBBSAYZZ 2 Apr 23:12
1477 "what" HammerTimePheadXo 2 Apr 23:21
1465 "know" ToXiCTyPeR 2 Apr 23:12
1353 "Lefty" ToXiCTyPeR 2 Apr 22:10


Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1007 "icon" YourGuru 2 Apr 20:12
979 "play" ToXiCTyPeR 2 Apr 23:16
858 "Julie" HammerTimePheadXo 2 Apr 23:44
677 "Karen" kid-a 2 Apr 22:39
582 "missy" KillTheChildren 2 Apr 19:39


The most words that no-one else uses
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
131 icon "ROFFL"(109), "*Drop"(13), "gym*"(3), "cords"(5), "ledge"(4), "SN14"(4), "*Rests"(4),
"doxxed"(3), "chuckle"(4), "toupee*"(4), "sidecar"(4), "chronic"(3), "Krankies"(5),
"450KG"(5), "lambrini"(3), "They’ve"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(31), "wheelchair*"(6),
"bloodvessel"(3), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(12)
106 MikeTard2025 " Cg__"(15), "Posse"(10), "Pace"(5), "cube"(3), "Lords"(4), "spaced"(6), "Nelly"(3),
"link "(5), "GUNSHOT"(6), "Butthead"(9), "warmer"(3), "Mötley"(3), "Subsonix"(5),
"technique"(7), "V.S.O.P"(4), "organized"(3), "Underground"(8), "Greenthumb"(4),
"Blackboard"(4), "`clicked` 🎶"(4)
79 vampires "batty"(9), "naaah"(9), "iocn"(5), "visa"(3), "bets"(3), "dotty"(6), "nerd"(3), "emus"(3),
"pakies"(8), "moses"(3), "wives"(3), "slate"(3), "fukum"(3), "nagin"(3), "footie"(5), "Willie"(3),
"dinners"(5), "dickface"(3), "pussyfucker"(3), "CONSTIPATED"(3)
70 ROBBSAYZZ "slug"(4), "SAYZ"(3), "code"(3), "Shalom"(8), "coffe"(4), "takin"(3), "HEARS"(3),
"LAFFIN"(5), "kipper"(3), "CHARLES"(4), "HOTTEST"(3), "UKRANINA"(3), "somalian"(3),
"Fountain"(3), "adversely"(5), "LIST=MISSY"(5), "SPEECHLESS"(3),
"XAXAXAXAXAXA"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(3)
43 HammerTimePheadXo "dial"(4), "OKKO"(3), "ster"(3), "~waves"(9), "Yukon"(5), "attend"(4), "supper"(4),
"pipsqueak"(13), "cutest"(3), "thumper"(6), "tickets"(5), "degrees"(5), "bizarre"(4),
"Proposal"(7), "alfalfa"(3), "advanced"(6), "limousine"(7), "Backstreet"(8),
"pipsqueaks"(3), "zooplankton"(5)
39 T5T293737337 "fund"(3), "condemn"(11), "mccan"(5), "urine"(3), "flaps"(3), "pervs"(3), "linked"(3),
"tunnel"(3), "builds"(3), "Lifting"(4), "closely"(4), "Sniffer"(3), "JABRONI"(3), "stressed"(4),
"madeleine"(7), "medicine"(3), "concerning"(6), "accepting"(3), "respective"(3),
"emotionally"(3)
36 kid-a " oh"(11), " good"(9), " yea"(6), "mwah"(3), " Did"(3), " see"(3), " vamp"(6),
" Oops"(6), " t5"(3), "student"(7), "higher"(3), " pasc"(3), "opposite"(8), " thanks"(6),
" hello"(3), " hahaha"(4), "Diseases"(3), "Martinez"(3), " because"(3), "equivalent"(3)
36 Tina2606 "Whts"(8), "sooo"(8), "#help"(6), " Ya"(3), "Dimi"(3), "Sunil"(5), "ITCHY"(5), "shish"(3),
"11yr"(6), "jokin"(3), "fuxking"(8), "suddenly"(11), "bckkkk"(3), "singlet"(4),
"HELPROOM"(7), "admirer"(3), "settling"(3), "bill❤️"(5), "Squirtwart"(3),
"KnowWotAhMean"(3)
32 watty1 "isint"(9), "gunna"(6), "lula"(3), "LOONEY"(7), "fatboy"(7), "Footy"(3), "whack"(3),
"scran"(3), "winks"(3), "Teehee"(5), "blower"(3), "wounds"(3), "tooney"(3), "coventry"(3),
"lolololol"(3), "hahahahhahaa"(4), "AHHAHAHAHAHAA"(3), "butterfingers"(3),
"hahahahhahahaa"(3), "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"(3)
27 B-P "Freakolas"(28), "Rome"(3), "Spain"(4), "herbs"(3), "Bling"(3), "true "(4), "Morocco"(3),
"winners"(3), "ancient"(3), "threesome"(8), "Moroccan"(4), "returned"(3), "roleplay"(3),
"posterity"(4), "Miranda "(3), "university"(6), "inflatable"(3), "Freakolas "(5),
"billionaire"(4), "celebrities"(3)


These pairs like to talk in their own special language
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
43 Tina2606 and Button-Nose "bfre"(14), "smtg"(14), "urself"(23), "isit"(10), "bcuz"(6), " GO"(6), "Aight"(9), "Bckkk"(5),
"prblm"(4), "mickkk"(5), "ROBBBB"(4), "overthere"(11), "freakyyy"(6), "Mikeyyy"(3),
"Hehehehe"(5), "Mickkkkk"(3), "Cuyaaaaa"(3), "lmaoooooooooooooooo"(5),
"lmaooooooooooooooooo"(3), "lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"(3)
35 lonegunman and freakshow "TGHO"(6), "tgoa"(4), "moof"(4), "onest"(4), "success"(7), "onions"(4), "bsatter"(3),
"ceasless"(6), "accepted"(5), "biothered"(3), "leprachaun"(6), "tantamount"(6),
"marriagewith"(6), "crackerrrrrr"(3), "screenwatcher"(3), "crackerrrrrrrr"(3),
"stay?.........................watch"(4), "hacking?..........................u"(5),
"eyes.........................................he"(5), "ANOTHER............................................I"(4)
25 icon and TeeNTee "SLOB"(16), "jeff"(4), "slaps"(6), "Downes"(9), "weigh"(5), "shaven"(7), "Jabba"(3),
"Legit"(3), "welfare"(9), "bleach"(5), "Trotter"(7), "combined"(10), "10am"(3), "parole"(3),
"buffoon"(5), "hindley"(3), "Anthony"(3), "tattooed"(3), "tracksuit"(3), "collection"(4)
20 Tina2606 and Julie "lemme"(15), "all. "(23), "Oiii"(6), "battles"(15), "Yaaa"(5), "TOOO"(4), "fuxk"(4), "snack"(5),
"Hehehe"(4), "ADIRIC"(4), "MICKKKK"(6), "ordering"(7), "karennn"(4), "hahahah"(3),
"Mickeyyyy"(4), "Yayyyyyyy"(3), "fantasized"(4),
"lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"(3), "https://freeimage.host/i/3RTmbZx"(5),
"https://freeimage.host/i/3RuKdcx"(4)
20 watty1 and ROBBSAYZZ "WOAH"(6), "MORONS"(5), "floors"(5), "REMEBER"(7), "LOOOOOOL"(7),
"LOOOOOOOOOL"(6), "EWWWWWWWWWWWW"(4), "loooooooooool"(4),
"looooooooooool"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"(3),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(7), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), ...
18 icon and ROBBSAYZZ "court"(12), "Nazi"(8), "posts"(10), "stoned"(12), "leader"(11), "AZZZ"(4), "camp"(4),
"dung"(4), "BLEED"(6), "poles"(5), "zimmer"(3), "dangers"(6), "buster"(3), "peasant"(5),
"survivor"(3), "peasants"(3), "W3schools"(4), "propaganda"(3)
18 vampires and icon "tops"(13), "summer"(17), "runny"(4), "shape"(4), "korma"(4), "attic"(3), "gunman"(5),
"learns"(5), "spliff"(4), "rascal"(3), "weighs"(3), "spliffs"(4), "mortgage"(5), "DIABETES"(3),
"bedrooms"(3), "gremlins"(3), "tortoise"(3), "communication"(4)
17 icon and MikeTard2025 "Andre"(11), "tips"(4), "Cuts"(3), "chew"(3), "holly"(5), "Louis"(4), "forced"(6), "Humpty"(5),
"30th"(4), "rocker"(4), "ensemble"(10), "Whiskey"(6), "visible"(4), "repeats"(4),
"sometime"(6), "paragraph"(5), "bloodshot"(4)
17 icon and watty1 "rofl"(23), "Todays"(17), "dossers"(22), "pubs"(8), "selfie"(11), "Crab"(4), "senile"(7),
"225K"(10), "simpleton"(14), "gormless"(11), "ridden"(4), "Stella"(3), "who’s"(5),
"smacked"(3), "SPASTICS"(3), "yorkshire"(5), "clutching"(4)
16 kid-a and Milla " It"(25), " hey"(29), " Tina"(17), " What"(15), " omg"(9), " Who"(7), " wtf"(6),
" can"(5), " Are"(5), " don"(5), " this"(4), " even"(3), " damn"(3), " Hayley"(4),
"trollops"(3), "announcement"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 icon  15 "5% body fat yes xxxxxxxxxx"
2 TheGreatOne  8 "TeeNTee, 98% of the world support bringing hitler back as a replacement for selina"
3 TeeNTee  5 "Watty4 i'd 100% make you cry "
4 watty1  4 "right and you a 100% soft chatroom wanker yg"
5 play  3 "Trump putting a 25% tarrif on foreign cars"
6 JenniCricket  3 "And the other 5% u take with a grain of salt even"
7 Tina2606  2 "cuz I’ve been sitting on this chair since 20%"
8 Sherry  2 "waters going up 25%"
9 ROBBSAYZZ  2 "station...every news paperin the west...mains stream media...all religions....99.99999% hollywood....all
health politicians...99.9999% scientists..CHURCH...TOM HANKS..arold sqartneiger.sanuk.niki hayley..tv
and radio..RELIGION..bible.Sanuk Macron BBC CNN SBS ABC"
10 missy  2 "I'd b more worried it being on 2%"
11 Lego_Labia  2 "0-BzAeLOw3fTMbhA__%22%7D"
12 Kenny  2 "steel is 25% more so is aluminum"
13 Jet2Holidays  2 "42% were white, 14% were defined as Asian or Asian British and 17% black."
14 InvadersMustDie  2 "he said that the name i used was 101% YG"
15 HammerTimePheadXo  2 "most of you are really sad people, not all, but most (90% or thereabouts)"
16 Flappy_Fanny  2 "PTIP2VGHC%26Signature%3DZDTeYPChwkfRoo9RnOeS3mw719cLHq3NLyqeOdFzPw6Mv0gmR4q...
...DeoIJGi0VhvxWSaGf-bbgb~7OIZmAiq--R9z6qeXrg0mDh4gu8lfMuw9riy-xpFRBK-KaOssoJSZQWu...
...5iI3trNz57-SKrMyZ6mHGs9FMtUtMqN~2hs7MfuIVif9YKAb1RAGI-wdJcMB4vimANLoyXVZFfeoHjc1...
...AhLuHcpAh89167eGPyW~jRrJIyiJRDJT3u0dj7L6hN05viF1P8yHvdWiSf1dvnO4Ywv6hOUkan7EYvZ...
...s3Uy~ivi43EUwvJg-8m~M6zD~El9Qeft3687t"
17 Expertise  2 "Protected by 95% of the United States media."
18 ExasperatedPheadXo  2 "100% turnover?"
19 eastlondon25  2 "97% of groomers are white… so stay away lol, including your dad"
20 Cuyahosebag  2 "Kid, I'm probably not smart enough to understand the three-dimensional chess game being played
in the mind of the Wise and Wonderful Fearless Leader. But can any of you other mere mortals
explain how tariffs are going to bring manufacturing back to the States? Let's say tariffs of 25%
make imported automobiles and automotive parts prohibitively"
21 CriticalChaos  2 "lonegunman Turkey is 97% in Western Asia for example."
22 CounterCulturalist  2 "Kid-a actually boasts about playing in a band at Hampden. I'm pretty sure it would have been 99%
empty 😂"
23 YG_AUTISTIC_CHAT_MELTDOWN  1 "If you go to the stats many of your names are present"
24 Snickers  1 "Snickers is 100% fine"
25 SELINAGUCCII  1 "no lady boy here , 100% female , but screamo if u want ladyboy go fkk off to thailand , ignored "
26 Regal  1 "there is 100% evidence that it was the dad carrying, that his what the Germany police have"
27 PRIVETSAYZ  1 "95% People Have Found The Fountain Of Stupid Recently."
28 PermanentFixture  1 "You're making shit up about me, but the shit Danielle told me about you is 100% realand you know
it."
29 Monsignor_Hosebag  1 "1/4 and 1/4 and 1/2 total 100%, you droollng idiot. "
30 Miranda  1 "vas has a 0.000003% ownership in kisschat when the actually owners he can play hall monitor"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 icon  39 "100, 000 calories - fat Rays breakfast rolled out & busted on vocaroo lolllllll"
2 vampires  30 "pussy fishy any pussy fishy"
3 T5T293737337  15 "Hayley you are because you are egging the pedo plays typing f"
4 Tina2606  14 "It’s the same one as u had T5 but they use pigeon meat instead of chicken"
5 Expertise  13 "Captain Burger Ray Hodges"
6 TeeNTee  8 "Then take her for a pie and chips lol "
7 play  8 "YG wants to pork Meagh in the worst way"
8 Karen  8 "I would hit her with my designer purse, but after I would buy her lunch"
9 Spooky  7 "they taste nasty even in chocolate"
10 ROBBSAYZZ  7 "CAN I NOW GO T LUNCH"
11 Miranda  7 "Elk/beef burgers"
12 MikeTard2025  7 "damm...i didn;t know elk were that strong...i think i might prefer those in burgers lol"
13 Kenny  7 "soap for dinner kids lol"
14 Button-Nose  7 " I’m craving carbonara buldak ramen with a spicy buldak Chicken wings and Spicy chick Subway
wrapped"
15 watty1  6 "fancy some french fries freak salt and vinger ?"
16 Turnbull-AC  6 "A PLAIN burger (just the meat and the bread)"
17 swansong  6 "tgo HUMILIATING people like u is nothing new to me boy? i'll do it before u eat breakfast u useless
little twat"
18 Sherry  6 "whats for dinner vamps a sandwich"
19 MrJohnsonsJohnson  6 "let me slip my sausage into your warm bun!"
20 JakeTheMuss  6 "I know that, Roes. Now cook me some fucking eggs."
21 freakenstein  6 "did u ever go to that pub in seacome? the fishermans wharf?"
22 Flappy_Fanny  6 "my mum used to do a mean beef stew n dumplings"
23 Piss_Up_A_Rope  5 "lorri is busy doing my dinner shes pre owned"
24 Lunch-FryUps  5 "Sons what’s for lunch ?"
25 kid-a  5 "She is ye embodiment of a sack of rice pudding that's gone off"
26 B-P  5 "quiet and presents her mouth for fucking why else everyone is talking of her like a piece of nothing
just to tickle Spooky's eggo"
27 Sons  4 "Suck on ma chocolate salty balls"
28 Queens-Gambit  4 "Without plankton, there would be no fish"
29 missy  4 "We r on a roast dinner tonight"
30 Big_Chief_Shootum_Wad  4 "I knew there was a reason you Brits used biscuit tins."



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 ToXiCTyPeR  42 "What is "hedera", Meagh?"
2 LocoPorTi-Na  41 "I remember they joked about it in "Cobra Kai""
3 TeeNTee  35 "He baited himself out then said "I dont drink there" lol"
4 Evil-Bill  33 "When he called that one nig-ger "Fat Albert""
5 TheGreatOne  16 "but when i stopped coming in here i got so many messages about people "ran me out of kiss
", yg was one of those people"
6 Prochefsean  16 "well bill he is a racist hillbilly with a private plane he tweeted hes going back to "gods country""
7 MikeTard2025  16 "Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok "From CHESS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
...rgc_LRjlbTU 🎶
📺 🎶"
8 EBR  13 ""I like your tits, I like your ass. What say we meet...after class!""
9 StormVuLT  10 "I've noticed kidda saying "realize""
10 Big_Chief_Shootum_Wad  9 "Bill, I hope your vow to "kill the children" starts with Don Jr. and Eric."
11 unbearable-hashpack-reno  8 "I guess freakshow forgot about his other names..like "thelonegunman""
12 Monsignor_Hosebag  8 "William, as we say in the Church, "Inserere cortex in ano.""
13 hedera-liquidity-pool-reno  8 "I can't see the part where she was saying "we have a special bond""
14 EmaculateChatConception  8 ""once you go black....you're a single mother""
15 AbuseTour-2025  8 "Where'd that bluffing bitch "TeamX" run off to?"
16 TheChildrenMustDIE  7 "Where did that faggot "TeamX" run off to?"
17 Cuyahosebag  7 "The problem with donut-brains like Play and Pascal is they don't know any actual facts. They load
up on Fox News disinformation and spout it back. If you try to have an intelligent conversation
with them about the specifics of what President Crackhead is doing, they revert to praise for Donald
and made-up accusations of "corruption" against"
18 Cuya_McHosebag  7 ""Freakshow" going on ignore."
19 play  6 "mart says to icon, "hold that pose icon""
20 lex123  6 "and jimmy says to henry "stay of that shit it fucks with ya head" very fucking true n
all"
21 ButtonNoseBlues  6 "Her diagnosis is "Fucked up""
22 Baldylocks  6 "He called his cock "Delight""
23 KillTheChildren  5 "I found the one with that chink "Broken Angel" too."
24 Julie  5 ""Mickeyyyy"(3), "would’ve"(3), "fantasized"(3),"
25 JakeTheMuss  5 "YG you ever watch "Felony fights" on Youtube?"
26 Hosebag_for_the_People  5 "Perhaps you should move over to the room down the hall called "Chat for Self-Entitled Homos.""
27 hedera-sauce-reno  5 "Those are the bitches that sang "weak" and "rain" right?"
28 Hayley  5 "I thought people in USA call nappies " diapers ""
29 Miranda  4 "your doing more than just laughing I've even got you worked up to the point of saying "you
think you are special""
30 Lithium  4 ""northern sector states of America" Do fuck off"



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 Cg  45 "Hello  Cuyaaaaaaaaa"
2 happyjulieu49  29 "hello"
3 MikeTard2025  20 "time to get into the rest of tonights thc chews for the evening"
4 Northy  16 "morning phead"
5 kid-a  14 "Good evening northy"
6 Karen  14 "Helloo"
7 icon  14 "I push 450KG a morning as a hobby"
8 HammerTimePheadXo  13 "night Danielle, have a nice evening binge watching the Kardashians"
9 missy  11 "Not got one this  morning rob"
10 Evil-Bill  11 "Well hello there, Vampy!"
11 Scott5  10 "hello danielle"
12 vampires  9 "morning londond bored"
13 B-P  9 "good morning/evening beautiful Ladies unz Gents "
14 StormVuLT  8 ""Hello, welcome to my channel," [starts speaking Indian - end of the video]"
15 Danielle  8 "Morning Caramel-Tina x"
16 TeeNTee  7 "I got Rodney Trotter rattled from 1 comment. Mustn't have had his Tennents this morning "
17 Milla  7 "  Hey Vamps  xo xo"
18 Expertise  7 "Good afternoon Milla"
19 MettlesomePheadXo  6 "Good evening folks and assorted oafs"
20 watty1  5 "so i be up till the morning now lol"
21 ToXiCTyPeR  5 "Hello Karen!"
22 T5T293737337  5 "The couple Gerry and Kate had breakfast in the apartment. It was usual to have dinner together
every night. With the exception of Saturday, when they all dined at the, "Millennium," resta...
...urant, every evening the group was to be found at the, "Tapas," restaurant at around
8.45 for dinner. While the adults were dining, the children were sleeping in"
23 Julie  5 "Morning Danielle"
24 CaramelTina  5 "Turnbull-AC Hellow sir"
25 ButtonNoseBlues  5 "Lol, Play. Hey, Play."
26 Tina2606  4 "yestrday early morning for me"
27 The_Lord_of_London  4 "Howdy Doody, Karen."
28 Queens-Gambit  4 "Hello Kelly, My lesbian friend"
29 Flappy_Fanny  4 "morning roes u jet washed ya gash out stale jizz will lose u dvd sales u dirty slut"
30 Baldylocks  4 "Hello, Russian! :)"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 watty1  446 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
2 icon  328 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
3 Milla  145 "😂"
4 HuffyBollox  94 "🤣"
5 HammerTimePheadXo  73 ";)"
6 MrJohnsonsJohnson  58 "when rocking back n forth in their 1 bed housing association flat :D"
7 Karen  50 "Utoh did vamps see me?😶‍🌫️"
8 missy  38 "Not sure with the fot toon 🤣🤣🤣"
9 Hayley  37 "Lmao jenni lol 😆 😂 "
10 StormVuLT  36 ""Bloody fuck you bloody" :D"
11 SheeEp  29 "yo mike and yo tina :D"
12 B-P  26 "Feakolas did you see how Trump ate Iftar and celebrated Ramadan with Muslims in the white house
, remember what i told you when you were frightened that he may be re elected :) he and the rest
of the US will gang through the legal system on the proud boys if any of them thought Trump returning
means open season for hatred and racism, he's a"
13 helmetpolish  24 "stand up, you'll see you have a cock :D"
14 sexyasfook45  22 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
15 Julie  22 "My husband stood their and laugh 😂"
16 Flappy_Fanny  20 "😉"
17 unbearable-hashpack-reno  19 "His mommy is the only female who can stand to deal with his ugly face 😂"
18 ExasperatedPheadXo  19 "in pm she's there begging me to find out what's going on with Mister Hate, and I will, I just won
't share results with her :)"
19 CriticalChaos  19 "Milla goes there for sex tourism with younger men. Just like the British Grannies 😄"
20 CounterCulturalist  19 "I purposely try to liven the chat up though when it's quiet 😃"
21 Danielle  18 "And when buying a hoodie.  My daughter wanted to buy it oversized.  The guy said no no no.  U
r not xl.  She is and pointed at me 😂.  Luckily I’m not easily offended 😂"
22 DanceForDaddy  17 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
23 hedera-sauce-reno  16 "😂"
24 SadisticPoet  15 "The 'intellectual' with a super accurate comparison again 😂"
25 hedera-liquidity-pool-reno  15 "Browser proxies 😂"
26 DeJaVu92_3  15 "suppose it's paradise compared to your native Bangladesh though 😄"
27 nutjobs  13 "happy married man :D"
28 CounterAttack  13 "And I used to call tabby, savage's apprentice 😄"
29 TeeNTee  12 "No Kim, I dont chat at night 😉"
30 Piss_Up_A_Rope  12 "lorri open wide 😮"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 watty1  609 "lol"
2 vampires  493 "bill"
3 Tina2606  342 "Yup"
4 Julie  284 "Sel"
5 TheWeeknd  238 "on*"
6 icon  217 "Z4"
7 lonegunman  194 "lmao"
8 Karen  191 "Yes"
9 ROBBSAYZZ  179 "LOL"
10 swansong  164 "NO?"
11 Milla  130 "lol"
12 MikeTard2025  128 "*i"
13 freakenstein  116 "lmao"
14 SELINAGUCCII  87 "ok "
15 HammerTimePheadXo  85 ":)"
16 Button-Nose  76 "yeah"
17 HuffyBollox  74 "🤣"
18 Evil-Bill  73 "Now."
19 missy  69 "Tina"
20 freakshow  67 "haha"
21 CaramelTina  67 "Lmao"
22 ToXiCTyPeR  65 "lol"
23 Flappy_Fanny  65 "😉"
24 kid-a  62 "Hey"
25 lex123  59 "yay"
26 Hayley  57 "llol"
27 LocoPorTi-Na  55 ":)"
28 ButtonNoseBlues  53 "lol"
29 hedera-liquidity-pool-reno  48 "lol"
30 Cg  48 "yup"



#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 freak  26 <Hosebag_for_the_People> Freak, would you be interested in a peek at Tina's fun bags?
2 Julie  25 <Hayley> Julie, you said you wasn't going to mention him again
3 vampires  23 <TheGreatOne> vampires, yeah lefty stole freaks account lol
4 lonegunman  23 <TheGreatOne> LONEGUNMAN37, i got a blowjob from the real freakshow, wasn't bad
, 8/10, maybe a little much too focus on the nuts
5 Lithium  21 <Expertise> Lithium: why do people come in here when theyre drunk?   
6 icon  21 <The_Lord_of_London> Icon, no offense, but I have seen the same footwear on at least six
gay men this week.
7 Hayley  18 <Posh_Social_Disease> Hayley, how about if I bring my father
8 play  15 <Lithium> play, is Pascal the dumbest mfer in Kisschat?
9 Milla  14 <Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx> Milla, do you have a bidet?
10 Karen  14 <Cuya_McHosebag> Karen, sweetie pumpkins.
11 swansong  13 <TheGreatOne> swansong, do you think anyone takes you serious after lefty took your
password?
12 kid-a  10 <HammerTimePheadXo> kid-a, I'll cam with you, we'll discuss the hermeneutical patterns of the
chattering classes
13 Kenny  9 <TheGreatOne> Kenny, newbie fucker, stay away from my drink
14 Flappy_Fanny  9 <TheGreatOne> Flappy_Fanny, you better pray he keeps drinking
15 TheWeeknd  8 <TheGreatOne> TheWeeknd, gok can probably see the logs of lefty saying in here he
has the password
16 freakshow  8 <TheGreatOne> freakshow, yeah, no mayo on my sandwich after it
17 spruce  7 <Hosebag_for_the_People> Spruce, you are just figuring that out, you fucking dimwit?
18 Sons  7 <Lunch> Sons, why do you do everything in super slow mo?
19 freakenstein  7 <TheGreatOne> freakenstein, yes, that confident you said you were coming to do it
50 times...but didn't come and do it
20 watty1  6 <TeeNTee> Watty4, It is YOUR lack of reading
21 T5T293737337  6 <TheGreatOne> T5T383736363, why would that matter? the taxes still go back into the
uk
22 Spooky  6 <HammerTimePheadXo> Spooky, you let me know when you're comin' up here, and we'll meet
up
23 MikeTard2025  5 <Lithium> MikeTard2025, play The Corrs - i'm in the mood for war music
24 InvadersMustDie  5 <TheGreatOne> InvadersMustDie, i'll do better than that
25 SadisticPoet  4 <TheGreatOne> SadisticPoet, but apparently i fooled you for years with fake ones about
sav
26 hi  4 <Julie> Hi ,8
27 TeeNTee  3 <TheGreatOne> TeeNTee, notice how he can't see over the car
28 sanctemonious_knob  3 <Expertise> sanctemonious_knob: i'll help u if i c an   >>>  ??????
29 Prochefsean  3 <TheGreatOne> Prochefsean, i don't think many know each other in real life
30 Mart  3 <TheGreatOne> Mart, i think play might be that immigrant that keeps chasing you down
the street



#kisschat.co.uk's slappers

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 TheWeeknd  9 * TheWeeknd slaps LocoPorTi-Na with a tuna. Still in the can! *BONK* That will leave
a mark
2 Button-Nose  1 * Button-Nose slaps bill with her laptop



Top 9 slapped victims

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 watty1  1 * TheWeeknd slaps watty1 with a laptop
2 Tina2606  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Tina2606 with a fat walrus
3 sexyasfook45  1 * TheWeeknd slaps sexyasfook45 with the back hand
4 LocoPorTi-Na  1 * TheWeeknd slaps LocoPorTi-Na with a tuna. Still in the can! *BONK* That will leave
a mark
5 kid-a  1 * TheWeeknd slaps kid-a with the back hand
6 freakenstein  1 * TheWeeknd slaps freakenstein with a hat
7 Flappy_Fanny  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Flappy_Fanny with the back hand
8 Cg  1 * TheWeeknd slaps Cg totally with a ladies handbag
9 ButtonNoseBlues  1 * TheWeeknd slaps ButtonNoseBlues with a hat



Top 7 slapped objects

  Word Count
1 the back hand  3
2 a hat  2
3 a fat walrus  1
4 a ladies handbag  1
5 a laptop  1
6 a tuna. Still in the can! *BONK* That will...  1
7 her laptop  1



Top 2 shouted nicks!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 play  1 <Karen> Play!
2 missy  1 <Karen> Missy!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Line Count Sample Quote
1 TheWeeknd  40 * TheWeeknd throws a spiked club at watty1
2 missy  27 * missy adds robs to the raging gay list
3 freakshow  27 * freakshow slowly unzips Kenny's trousers
4 Tina2606  16 * Tina2606 is lying down and waiting for the ground to swallow me
5 CaramelTina  6 * CaramelTina is glaring at kid-a
6 kid-a  5 * kid-a screenshots and sends to Tina s dad
7 TheGreatOne  3 * TheGreatOne puts feet up and waits
8 Simp-Of-The-Year  3 * Simp-Of-The-Year glares at moo
9 Ruud-van-Nistelrooy  3 * Ruud-van-Nistelrooy Uppercuts swansong out of his size 2 Crocs
10 moo  3 * moo looks for a decent sized cavity
11 Button-Nose  3 * Button-Nose slaps bill with her laptop
12 unbearable-hashpack-reno  2 * unbearable-hashpack-reno laughs
13 THEROCK  2 * THEROCK DROPS THE PEOPLES ELBOW ON ICONS CANDYASS
14 Sexy-Mama  2 * Sexy-Mama is backing away from bill
15 hedera-sauce-reno  2 * hedera-sauce-reno fuck it hit your bitch in my socks
16 Springs  1 * Springs rubs swansong's head, for luck
17 SeriouSaurus  1 * SeriouSaurus quotes that for the funny pages
18 Lithium  1 * Lithium Ducks and watches it hit Pascal's bonce
19 Focus_Pocus  1 * Focus_Pocus stones Jonnie10
20 dx  1 * dx picks his nose
21 Dark_ToXiC_ViPeR  1 * Dark_ToXiC_ViPeR winks at kid-a
22 CreepyMama  1 * CreepyMama says TALK TO THE HAND



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