#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!
Statistics cover Tuesday 8 Jul 2025 to Monday 14 Jul 2025639 people were active during this 7-day reporting period
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Daily statistics
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Hourly activity on #kisschat.co.uk
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Timezone:
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Long term statistics - two month sections
| 152320 |
437085 |
400061 |
373335 |
400317 |
353653 |
469459 |
446539 |
405065 |
421535 |
443324 |
427033 |
436502 |
430580 |
357904 |
410453 |
534034 |
400803 |
(Est. 522300) 117937  |
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9 - 10 2022 |
11 - 12 2022 |
1 - 2 2023 |
3 - 4 2023 |
5 - 6 2023 |
7 - 8 2023 |
9 - 10 2023 |
11 - 12 2023 |
1 - 2 2024 |
3 - 4 2024 |
5 - 6 2024 |
7 - 8 2024 |
9 - 10 2024 |
11 - 12 2024 |
1 - 2 2025 |
3 - 4 2025 |
5 - 6 2025 |
7 - 8 2025 |
Estimate for this section: 522300 lines.
The most active day so far has been Saturday 6 Apr 2024 with a line count of 15099
Big Numbers
| freak_the_legend was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 32% of lines contained questions. Steagzzzz didn't know that much either. 27% of lines were questions. | ||||||||||||||||||
| icon seemed to prefer talking to themself, writing over 5 lines in a row 291 times... rr44 also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 57 times. | ||||||||||||||||||
| ROBSAYZZ forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 943 lines in CAPS. Sample:
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| Channel activity peak: 29 people were active on 10 Jul 2025 20:00 - 21:00 Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
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| Steagzzzz was overly verbose, averaging 96 letters per line. Channel average on #kisschat.co.uk was 33 letters. | ||||||||||||||||||
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Time of day stats
| Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6) |
Early birds (Hours 6-12) |
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18) |
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24) |
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| 1 | t3 - 1101 | icon - 2487 |
icon - 4411 | icon - 1856 |
| 2 | Hayley - 758 | MikeTard2o25 - 553 |
Kenny - 1058 | Pascal-Montana - 1309 |
| 3 | DistressedPheadXo - 753 | MikeTard2025 - 535 |
RealTee - 859 | play - 1163 |
| 4 | Evil-Bill - 745 | Sherry - 485 |
PascaI-Montana - 768 | rr44 - 1051 |
| 5 | Millla - 724 | hearty - 463 |
watty4 - 616 | Hayley - 966 |
| 6 | FookingSexyBarrrstard - 568 | ROBSAYZZ - 374 |
play - 611 | PascaI-Montana - 870 |
| 7 | ROBSAYZZ - 500 | deadhand - 365 |
Pascal-Montana - 401 | kid-a - 813 |
| 8 | Spooky - 420 | watty4 - 295 |
deadhand - 399 | freak_the_legend - 800 |
| 9 | lahmacun - 398 | Julie - 286 |
Cg - 363 | Kenny - 777 |
| 10 | DrWho - 312 | Han - 265 |
ROBSAYZZ - 272 | janey - 721 |
Timezone:
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Activity distribution
10/2024 - 7/2025
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Chat partners
People who like talking to each other
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| 1 | Hayley | t3 | 1 | Sherry | icon | |
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| 2 | Hayley | DistressedPheadXo | 2 | Scally | icon | |
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| 3 | Evil-Bill | t3 | 3 | Han | icon | |
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| 4 | DrWho | lahmacun | 4 | IamCow | deadhand | |
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| 5 | Evil-Bill | Millla | 5 | Kenny | icon | |
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| 6 | Spooky | Millla | 6 | hearty | icon | |
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| 7 | Kenny | t3 | 7 | hearty | Han | |
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| 8 | t3 | DistressedPheadXo | 8 | icon | watty4 | |
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| 9 | Milla | Spooky | 9 | icon | MikeTard2025 | |
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| 10 | Millla | Scally | 10 | icon | Milla | |
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| 11 | Millla | t3 | 11 | icon | Millla | |
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| 12 | Milla | t3 | 12 | icon | ROBSAYZZ | |
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| 13 | Millla | play | 13 | Danielle | T5T8468368364 | |
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| 14 | Millaa | Spooky | 14 | MikeTard2o25 | icon | |
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| 15 | Millaa | SeaSude | 15 | Danielle | Millla | |
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| 16 | play | t3 | 16 | Julie | icon | |
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| 17 | Spooky | t3 | 17 | Han | lcon | |
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| 18 | Spooky | Evil-Bill | 18 | Kenny | Sherry | |
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| 19 | Hayley | Millla | 19 | T5T8468368364 | icon | |
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| 20 | B-P | Millla | 20 | Sherry | hearty | |
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| Hours 12-18 | Hours 18-24 | |||||
| 1 | Kenny | icon | 1 | icon | play | |
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| 2 | play | icon | 2 | kid-a | play | |
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| 3 | RealTee | icon | 3 | DistressedPheadXo | Hayley | |
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| 4 | deadhand | icon | 4 | Pascal-Montana | play | |
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| 5 | watty4 | icon | 5 | icon | janey | |
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| 6 | PascaI-Montana | icon | 6 | Hayley | play | |
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| 7 | Kenny | play | 7 | Pascal-Montana | icon | |
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| 8 | icon | janey | 8 | Kenny | icon | |
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| 9 | RealTee | play | 9 | Hayley | master | |
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| 10 | RealTee | Kenny | 10 | T5T8468368364 | icon | |
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| 11 | PascaI-Montana | play | 11 | Millla | icon | |
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| 12 | Milllla | zook | 12 | Hayley | kid-a | |
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| 13 | Pascal-Montana | icon | 13 | Hayley | icon | |
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| 14 | Danielle | icon | 14 | Millla | play | |
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| 15 | RealTee | deadhand | 15 | freak_the_legend | play | |
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| 16 | Cg | Kenny | 16 | DistressedPheadXo | play | |
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| 17 | icon | swots | 17 | Evil-Bill | Hayley | |
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| 18 | icon | SELINAGUCCII | 18 | janey | rr44 | |
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| 19 | icon | Dxve | 19 | Hayley | T5T8468368364 | |
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| 20 | icon | lawnmowerman | 20 | Hayley | Pascal-Montana | |
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Active day counts
Most days active
| Nick | Number of days | percentage | |||
| 1 | TippingPoint | 7 |
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| 2 | TheGreatOne | 7 |
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| 3 | Piss_Up_A_Rope | 7 |
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| 4 | LQQK87 | 7 |
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| 5 | hearty | 7 |
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| 6 | JenniCricket | 7 |
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| 7 | Northy | 7 |
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| 8 | Cg | 7 |
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| 9 | Sherry | 7 |
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| 10 | t3 | 7 |
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| 11 | happyjulieu49 | 7 |
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| 12 | Steagzzz | 7 |
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| 13 | kid-a | 7 |
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| 14 | Kenny | 7 |
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| 15 | icon | 7 |
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| 16 | play | 7 |
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| 17 | Hayley | 7 |
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| 18 | T5T8468368364 | 6 |
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| 19 | MikeTard2025 | 6 |
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| 20 | Spooky | 6 |
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Most consecutive days active
| Nick | Number of days | At | Currently | |||
| 1 | Steagzzz | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 2 | kid-a | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 3 | t3 | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 4 | happyjulieu49 | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 5 | play | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 6 | Hayley | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 7 | Kenny | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 8 | icon | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 9 | Sherry | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 10 | Piss_Up_A_Rope | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 11 | LQQK87 | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 12 | TippingPoint | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 13 | TheGreatOne | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 14 | Northy | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 15 | Cg | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 16 | hearty | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 17 | JenniCricket | 7 |
8 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 18 | Danielle | 6 |
8 Jul - 13 Jul 2025 |
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| 19 | MikeTard2o25 | 6 |
9 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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| 20 | MikeTard2025 | 6 |
9 Jul - 14 Jul 2025 |
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Average line lengths
| Line length | Count | Nicks |
| 51.. | 7 |
Steagzzzz(95.6), Steagzzz(65.0), MikeTard2025(64.5), DrWho(58.9), ... |
| 48..50 | 3 |
t3(51.0), WhatWhat(50.2), TheGreatOne(50.0) |
| 45..47 | 3 |
copycats(47.3), BuggedOut(46.5), swots(46.1) |
| 42..44 | 9 |
SeaSude(45.0), Nancy-Pelosi(44.6), Bombas(44.5), UpsetPheadXo(43.... |
| 39..41 | 11 |
ss(41.8), master(41.6), PascaI-Montana(41.2), imanog(41.0), therain67... |
| 36..38 | 4 |
Pascal-Montana(39.0), zook(38.3), starboy(37.1), Scally(36.2) |
| 33..35 | 6 |
Evil-Bill(35.6), Mufti-Day(35.2), bla23(34.3), Queens-Gambit(34.2), sea... |
| 30..32 | 10 |
Piss_Up_A_Rope(32.7), lahmacun(32.4), DiavoloScuro(32.3), dishy(32... |
| 27..29 | 10 |
kid-a(29.8), freak_the_legend(29.5), Milla(29.2), elevated(28.5), scorpi... |
| 24..26 | 18 |
Hayley(26.6), Kenny(26.6), LQQK87(26.6), Millaa(26.5), TippingPoint(2... |
| 21..23 | 6 |
SD(23.9), Spooky(23.7), Han(22.7), Northy(21.9), distinctive(21.8), ton... |
| 18..20 | 5 |
Firefly(20.9), watty4(20.7), Julie(19.4), FookingSexyBarrrstard(19.3), ... |
| ..17 | 9 |
janey(17.4), ROBSAYZZ(17.1), JOBLESS-ICON(16.7), Screamo(15.8),... |
Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines
People in #kisschat.co.uk seem to like these words...
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 3442 | "that" | play | 14 Jul 23:58 |
| 2340 | "your" | HayIey | 14 Jul 23:51 |
| 1921 | "like" | HayIey | 14 Jul 23:53 |
| 1861 | "with" | TippingPoint | 14 Jul 23:40 |
| 1787 | "have" | TippingPoint | 14 Jul 23:37 |
| 1453 | "here" | LQQK87 | 14 Jul 23:57 |
| 1336 | "they" | PascaI-Montana | 14 Jul 23:06 |
| 1063 | "this" | HayIey | 14 Jul 23:59 |
| 1035 | "from" | play | 14 Jul 23:46 |
| 971 | "about" | DistressedPheadXo | 14 Jul 23:38 |
Most referred nicks:
| Count | Word | Last used by | At |
| 2120 | "icon" | play | 14 Jul 23:10 |
| 992 | "play" | HayIey | 14 Jul 23:59 |
| 934 | "Kenny" | Steagz | 14 Jul 22:14 |
| 783 | "Hayley" | play | 14 Jul 23:56 |
| 433 | "Milla" | Kung-fuMaster | 14 Jul 17:41 |
These people have a distinctive choice of words...
| Count | Nick | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 255 | icon | "#VIP"(17), "F-Ray"(12), "jumble"(11), "spotty"(8), "0330am"(31), "10th"(6), "choir"(3), "#BabyFace"(14), "Todays"(3), "bandage"(6), "searches"(8), "nearest"(4), "titanic"(3), "googling"(6), "Alcoholism"(9), "predicted"(5), "cannonball"(6), "Shrewsbury"(3), "containing"(3), "lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll"(3) |
| 76 | PascaI-Montana | "Nancy"(9), "Nanny"(5), "mixing"(3), "filmed"(3), "billion"(4), "holland"(3), "Mirror*"(3), "cryptic"(3), "heavily"(3), "election"(5), "regulars"(3), "guarantee"(5), "reflection"(8), "argentina"(4), "brazilian"(4), "incapable"(3), "dependent"(3), "desperately"(6), "recognition"(3), "INTERNATIONAL"(3) |
| 66 | MikeTard2025 | "Frog"(7), "unido"(7), "está"(7), "Gunne"(4), "bebé"(4), "Tengo"(3), "entra"(3), "estás"(4), "puerta"(3), "Beavis"(3), "D.R.I"(3), "formula"(4), "beneath"(3), "pequeña"(3), "the 🎶"(5), "advertise"(3), "habitación"(7), "Organectomy"(5), "👽~High~💫"(6), "HierroMáquinaCara"(3) |
| 64 | Kenny | "owed"(3), "CUYU"(3), "atoms"(4), "years "(10), "heyley"(6), "crap "(5), "song "(4), "Wallace"(4), "Trump "(4), "right "(4), "balls "(3), "laugh "(3), "newbies"(3), "longest"(3), "prick "(3), "english "(7), "shortage"(3), "programs"(3), "mostly "(3), "clearly "(3) |
| 49 | t3 | "bruh"(9), "Lisa"(5), "Toga"(4), "Rohit"(3), "Punjabi"(7), "bodyguard"(13), "c0cks"(3), "Ralphy"(3), "digest"(3), "spiders"(4), "dynamic"(3), "Carmela"(3), "pwomise"(3), "included"(4), "sounding"(3), "identify"(3), "chinaman"(3), "quivering"(3), "apologies"(3), "Liquorice"(3) |
| 39 | play | "Jill"(4), "organic"(12), "subaru"(7), "dopes"(4), "Latex"(3), "chased"(6), "hider"(3), "cloney"(5), "chucks"(4), "MAXWELL"(6), "honour"(3), "submit"(3), "NumBum"(3), "Dumbass"(4), "sciatica"(6), "Lorri’s"(3), "departure"(3), "legislation"(4), "HomoPartner"(3), "inflammation"(3) |
| 36 | DistressedPheadXo | "choc"(7), "~sigh"(5), "doxxer"(7), "Swiss"(3), "pipsqueak"(13), "Swedish"(5), "Moresby"(5), "pitiful"(4), "condoms"(3), "Tiffany"(3), "ignorance"(8), "Swaziland"(7), "kilometers"(10), "assorted"(4), "distress"(3), "climbing"(3), "POTATOES"(3), "pipsqueaks"(3), "distressing"(3), "certificates"(3) |
| 32 | kid-a | " mm"(6), " me"(4), " ty"(4), " aye"(7), " nah"(3), "adore"(3), "error"(3), " dear"(4), " when"(4), "limahl"(4), " pasc"(4), " poor"(3), " call"(3), " only"(3), " Timmy"(4), " Julie"(3), "ashtray"(3), "upright"(3), "napoleon"(4), "astrology"(3) |
| 32 | T5T8468368364 | "Priti"(16), "dads"(11), "ICOKS"(13), "goal"(3), "shat"(3), "arses"(4), "react"(3), "herpes"(5), "nicked"(4), "shouts"(3), "banana"(3), "shaving"(4), "revoked"(4), "billions"(4), "shouldnt"(4), "someones"(3), "drunkenly"(6), "cocksucker"(3), "imagined’"(3), "‘experiencing"(3) |
| 28 | Hayley | "Yuck"(11), "Keir"(3), "missi"(5), "signs"(4), "comfy"(3), "bears"(3), "Tabs "(6), "haha "(5), "Fendy "(7), "untill"(3), "okay "(3), "defence"(4), "fetched"(3), "Hahaha "(4), "lmfaoooo"(3), "teachers"(3), "Hugssssss"(4), "ancestors"(3), "instruments"(4), "xxxxxxxxx "(3) |
These pairs like to talk in their own special language
| Count | Nicks | Randomly selected sample (amount) |
| 96 | Pascal-Montana and PascaI-Montana | "Dallas"(13), "fictitious"(28), "corrupted"(17), "Worzel"(6), "written"(8), "ancestry"(11), "Cowboys"(7), "Florida"(7), "organs"(4), "MILANO"(3), "William"(4), "Casanova"(4), "discreet"(3), "Propaganda"(8), "Pakistanis"(4), "WHODATDER "(5), "Cheerleaders"(7), "bullshiting "(6), "administration"(8), "transgenderism"(7) |
| 55 | icon and RealTee | "latest"(39), "Gethyn"(17), "kray"(5), "xxxxxxxxx"(104), "bongs"(7), "herb"(4), "bingo"(5), "dolly"(5), "sparkle"(10), "glove"(3), "swing"(3), "haired"(5), "plague"(3), "websites"(7), "suffers"(3), "offenders"(6), "champion"(3), "tortoise"(3), "immigrant"(5), "headstone"(5) |
| 37 | Pascal-Montana and T5T8468368364 | "parked"(16), "crown"(10), "lane"(5), "struck"(7), "fined"(4), "collision"(10), "clouded"(4), "followed"(6), "roadside"(4), "consumed"(4), "reducing"(3), "defendant"(6), "infested"(3), "judgement"(5), "evidential"(4), "prosecutor"(3), "contributed"(3), "defendant’s"(8), "“experienced"(3), "11-year-old"(4) |
| 32 | Millla and Milllla | " :D"(44), " omg"(11), " Rip"(10), " ff"(7), "Virgo"(10), " ek"(6), "Booby"(6), " Spooky"(14), " Has"(5), " wtf"(5), "any1"(4), "gained"(7), "Grannie"(7), "hurling"(3), " Pardon"(3), " Danielle"(7), " Bellend"(3), " Trollop"(3), "conversations"(3), " Pascal-Montana"(7) |
| 30 | icon and t3 | "spice"(22), "vest"(8), "cyber"(10), "irony"(7), "pervy"(6), "anthem"(8), "ankle"(4), "offence"(10), "sweaty"(6), "turds"(3), "banks"(3), "accused"(7), "levels"(4), "rocker"(3), "silence"(6), "options"(6), "syndrome"(8), "downhill"(6), "chronicles"(4), "cholesterol"(4) |
| 26 | icon and T5T8468368364 | "Ghani"(31), "midday"(17), "seat"(10), "gear"(9), "moobs"(9), "camp"(5), "rack"(3), "skint"(5), "parks"(4), "cliff"(4), "sauce"(4), "Dudley"(7), "flesh"(3), "powered"(8), "Purchase"(10), "driveway"(8), "boobies"(4), "BUSTING"(4), "dealership"(8), "messaging"(5) |
| 25 | icon and play | "tour"(15), "aids"(11), "youve"(11), "rang"(6), "held"(6), "They’re"(23), "logins"(6), "wings"(3), "bumhole"(7), "matched"(7), "trouser"(6), "laughter"(9), "Xandria"(4), "passing"(4), "accounts"(7), "entering"(6), "wheelchair"(10), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(91), "mentality"(5), "significant"(3) |
| 25 | icon and Pascal-Montana | "Captain"(28), "Disabled"(41), "Liam"(6), "Notes"(3), "twelve"(5), "passes"(5), "realised"(11), "Waster"(3), "bananas"(4), "activity"(7), "peasant"(3), "boggles"(3), "registering"(14), "graduate"(4), "Perpetual"(5), "Alcoholics"(3), "appropriate"(5), "nonsensical"(3), "webchat@Pascal.Montana"(3), "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(7) |
| 23 | icon and MikeTard2025 | "Skid"(48), "Ping"(17), "ROFFL"(209), "Armley"(43), "LS12"(37), "selfies"(23), "Mitford"(41), "scots"(11), "grim"(4), "Dennis"(8), "Nesbitt"(11), "iCloud"(4), "Ashby-Jones"(167), "Madrid"(3), "Hublot"(3), "Pudding"(6), "bloodshot"(10), "Barbados"(5), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(98), "cheesecake"(3) |
| 21 | icon and PascaI-Montana | "homemade"(20), "pervitin"(37), "oasis"(7), "target"(7), "head*"(4), "sports"(6), "arrives"(8), "choices"(5), "parasite"(7), "tobacco"(4), "equipment"(9), "screams"(3), "Sweating"(5), "achieved"(4), "Biscuits"(4), "turncoat"(3), "luxurious"(4), "Authority"(3), "stupidity"(3), "electrical"(4) |
#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon |  933 |
"Ph.D" |
| 2 | MikeTard2025 | 230 |
"lol" |
| 3 | Millla | 228 |
"🤣" |
| 4 | watty4 | 217 |
"🙂" |
| 5 | rr44 | 178 |
"edm" |
| 6 | Hayley | 171 |
"lol" |
| 7 | DistressedPheadXo | 164 |
"yep" |
| 8 | FookingSexyBarrrstard | 163 |
"🤣" |
| 9 | MikeTard2o25 | 162 |
"🤔" |
| 10 | hearty | 149 |
"Yeah" |
| 11 | freak_the_legend | 109 |
"sing" |
| 12 | ROBSAYZZ | 102 |
"MWA" |
| 13 | PascaI-Montana | 94 |
"oh 1" |
| 14 | Milllla | 89 |
"😂" |
| 15 | janey | 71 |
"FACT" |
| 16 | Screamo | 66 |
"lol" |
| 17 | t3 | 65 |
"wait" |
| 18 | Evil-Bill | 63 |
"lmao" |
| 19 | Pascal-Montana | 60 |
"💃" |
| 20 | lex123 | 60 |
"pmsl" |
| 21 | Kenny | 57 |
"lol" |
| 22 | Spooky | 56 |
"Lmao" |
| 23 | lahmacun | 56 |
"lol" |
| 24 | Julie | 54 |
"Twat" |
| 25 | Millaa | 52 |
"🤣" |
| 26 | Cg | 49 |
"wow" |
| 27 | Danielle | 47 |
"Yea" |
| 28 | kid-a | 46 |
"lol" |
| 29 | Scally | 45 |
"lol" |
| 30 | JOBLESS-ICON | 44 |
"🍔" |
#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | play | 39 |
<John_Mayhoff> Play, you know more about exposing than any guy I have ever met. |
| 2 | icon | 30 |
<Millla> icon, i liked that Vocaroo about Janey spastic |
| 3 | Kenny | 22 |
<Microwave> kenny, you'll do fookin nuttin |
| 4 | Hayley | 18 |
<Millla> Hayley, you still living in Pakistan ? Lol |
| 5 | t3 | 14 |
<DistressedPheadXo> t3, if you want to meet me, you need to tell me more about your real self |
| 6 | Milla | 13 |
<Evil-Bill> Milla, you're fat. Everything is next to you. |
| 7 | Julie | 13 |
<Steagzzzzzz> Julie,, name your train station |
| 8 | Spooky | 10 |
<Milllla> Spooky, idiot , you're lurking |
| 9 | janey | 10 |
<Millla> janey, idiot . speak any English ? |
| 10 | Danielle | 10 |
<SD> Danielle :) |
| 11 | Screamo | 9 |
<Mirium> Screamo,, WAT WOULD YOU DO? |
| 12 | T5T8468368364 | 7 |
<TheGreatOne> T5T8468368364, you got lost on your small boat while trying to enter the uk |
| 13 | Steagzzz | 7 |
<Milllla> Steagzzz, stop bull/ shitting |
| 14 | Scally | 7 |
<Millla> Scally , ypu are keep calling me out ? Not sure what for ? |
| 15 | Steagzzzz | 4 |
<TheGreatOne> Steagzzzz, what a liar! |
| 16 | Piss_Up_A_Rope | 4 |
<TheGreatOne> Piss_Up_A_Rope, well boy? |
| 17 | kid-a | 4 |
<TheGreatOne> kid-a, clearly he took away the right to answer |
| 18 | hearty | 4 |
<Your_Amateur_Gynecologist> Hearty, can I interest you in a vaginal exam? Or a rectal one? |
| 19 | DrWho | 4 |
<lahmacun> drwho, in those situations you just got to get everyone to chip in and get a cleaner in each week |
| 20 | DistressedPheadXo | 4 |
<TheGreatOne> DistressedPheadXo, hello dear, what colour of panties are you wearing today |
| 21 | Cg | 4 |
<TheGreatOne> Cg, don't worry the drama won't always be there, one day you will be able to count to 10! |
| 22 | veins | 3 |
<Millla> veins, lol , I was here and you watched me 24/7 ? so you were here that long ? veins |
| 23 | Vase | 3 |
<TheGreatOne> Vase, do you know what makes those anti immigration riots funny though? |
| 24 | vampires | 3 |
<TheGreatOne> vampires, only once and i was sleeping, i slapped him when i woke up so it doesn't make me gay |
| 25 | Sherry | 3 |
<Valkyria> Sherry,,,, WAT WOULD YOU DO |
| 26 | SeaSude | 3 |
<Millaa> SeaSude, i asked because I need to know who am I actually talking too ?? maybe ?? |
| 27 | Millla | 3 |
<Splooge_McDuck> Millla, I liked the part where you lay down on your back and let Rob pluck out your pubic hairs with his teeth. |
| 28 | MikeTard2025 | 3 |
<TheGreatOne> MikeTard2025, what the fuck is up my useless bro |
| 29 | button2button | 3 |
<Plextv> Button2button,,, any pizza delivery leaflets in your porch that nobody has been bothered to bend down and pick up? |
| 30 | Ben | 3 |
<Millla> Ben, let's say I don't want to talk to you ., |
Top 2 shouted nicks!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 1 |
<Han> icon ! |
| 2 | Active | 1 |
<codeword-plitvice> ACTIVE! |
#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | turkeybags | 7 |
* turkeybags punches pascal in his head like a speed bag |
| 2 | play | 6 |
* play spits on that creep's head |
| 3 | putitontheboatagain | 4 |
* putitontheboatagain gives play and pascal some melatonin and puts their asses to bed |
| 4 | natalensis | 4 |
* natalensis yawns |
| 5 | heartbreak-kid-a | 4 |
* heartbreak-kid-a hits surf with a sweet chin music |
| 6 | clickthroughrate | 4 |
* clickthroughrate takes same brick and repeatedly bashes it into his face and skull |
| 7 | TheGreatOne | 3 |
* TheGreatOne spits on Millla |
| 8 | starboy | 3 |
* starboy does the helicopter while flexing |
| 9 | imanog | 3 |
* imanog yawns |
| 10 | squaredance | 2 |
* squaredance presses a cold hammer into pascals forehead |
| 11 | reallytouchinagrip | 2 |
* reallytouchinagrip yawns |
| 12 | putitontheflooragain | 2 |
* putitontheflooragain farts instead |
| 13 | notaguest333 | 2 |
* notaguest333 punches through the door of your bmw |
| 14 | likewhat | 2 |
* likewhat head dances |
| 15 | kid-a | 2 |
* kid-a notes down. Nameless horse |
| 16 | justlikemagic | 2 |
* justlikemagic laughs |
| 17 | imreallytouchinagrip | 2 |
* imreallytouchinagrip yawns |
| 18 | formation | 2 |
* formation enjoys a plumsicle next |
| 19 | cantcme | 2 |
* cantcme laugha |
| 20 | breakingneckswhenimpullinup | 2 |
* breakingneckswhenimpullinup doubted me now it's all coming together like cursive |
| 21 | ogcrashout | 1 |
* ogcrashout enjoys some juicy plumicots |
| 22 | Microwave | 1 |
* Microwave puts the notepad away |
| 23 | Meagh | 1 |
* Meagh smasked kid-a's cow bell |
| 24 | meag | 1 |
* meag administers play his Alzheimer's meds |
| 25 | lawnmowerman | 1 |
* lawnmowerman whistles |
| 26 | keepthenumbersrunning | 1 |
* keepthenumbersrunning yawns |
| 27 | imdaddymytrickisyourmother | 1 |
* imdaddymytrickisyourmother yawns |
| 28 | getyourwigturnedlikeeffie | 1 |
* getyourwigturnedlikeeffie spits on play the nonce |
| 29 | FreeSpirit | 1 |
* FreeSpirit smiles |
| 30 | freakshows | 1 |
* freakshows spits on TheGreatOne |
#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 41 |
"5% body fat xxxxxxxxxxxxx" |
| 2 | MikeTard2025 | 30 |
"💫 💥 💯 %🅷🅸🅶🅷 💯 % 💥 💫" |
| 3 | MikeTard2o25 | 5 |
"I gave up drinking 100%" |
| 4 | Scally | 4 |
"Yes, complete or nearly complete dinosaur skeletons have been found, though they are relatively rare compared to the number of fossil discoveries. Many well-preserved specimens, including some that are nearly 100% complete, have been excavated and studied." |
| 5 | rr44 | 4 |
"stats" |
| 6 | Pascal-Montana | 4 |
"Stats" |
| 7 | play | 3 |
""if icon isnt in here chatting which is 99% of the time he is in Farmers Only date site"" |
| 8 | LQQK87 | 3 |
"100% FACT" |
| 9 | imanog | 3 |
"pascal is 86% of the views for any song he posts" |
| 10 | CheersToYou | 3 |
"the stats are just full of hundreds of your log ins" |
| 11 | chatstats | 3 |
"lol just read the stats, pascal is certified mental" |
| 12 | veins | 2 |
"you annoy me sometimes, but 95% of the time i like you" |
| 13 | TheGreatOne | 2 |
"for some context like 96% of them are signed fit for no work, he some how fucked it up lol" |
| 14 | T5T8468368364 | 2 |
"ne%20shortly%20after%203pm%20on%206%20February%20this%20year." |
| 15 | Steagzzz | 2 |
"Jane is a 100% desperate to be accepted clique arse rimming imbecile,,, JUST LIKE HAYLEY" |
| 16 | RealTee | 2 |
"Pascal has dominated the stats, fucking hell lol " |
| 17 | Millla | 2 |
"T%,,,u could have said this when I was actually present in the chat, not after I left." |
| 18 | master | 2 |
"70% cocoa and above is antibacterial in the mouth" |
| 19 | Kenny | 2 |
"yeah but the stats say 65" |
| 20 | Hayley | 2 |
"Atleast I don't lie about my size on here like 95 % of women here do " |
| 21 | Harvest | 2 |
"Realtee and icons love affair all over the chitchat stats I suspect" |
| 22 | getyourwigturnedlikeeffie | 2 |
"they aren't even here and play sits in the stats day after day typing their names" |
| 23 | elevated | 2 |
"If you believe the stats" |
| 24 | button2button | 2 |
"quizbot did 50% job" |
| 25 | ammoniac | 2 |
"real life only 5% are beautiful" |
| 26 | zook | 1 |
"icon appears 100% deranged" |
| 27 | wishabitchwouldwednesday | 1 |
""all of that money and look at how the USA eats" lol yes with all of that money I make I eat 100% organic" |
| 28 | What | 1 |
"well shift in what for a start? anyway this is stupid, im not going to get into a cock measuring contest with your made up stats" |
| 29 | watty4 | 1 |
"And 95% lard" |
| 30 | Vase | 1 |
"need the stats for that" |
#kisschat.co.uk's foodies
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 87 |
"*Gets hearty to do a huge steaming curry poo in fat Ben - mobility scooter basket*" |
| 2 | Pascal-Montana | 23 |
"Muslims got no clue in chocolate" |
| 3 | Hayley | 19 |
"I remember weasel telling me he took his gf to harrods once, and even then chocolate milkshake cost £15 lol 😆 😂 " |
| 4 | RealTee | 13 |
"You been shagging dead fish or something? The type that just lay there? " |
| 5 | Milla | 13 |
"icon burgerface keep up the good work" |
| 6 | t3 | 12 |
"If t rex's really did look like massive chickens. That's a win if they can bring them back" |
| 7 | DistressedPheadXo | 12 |
"ok I need to eat lunchy lunch (I had something earlier but am still hungry)" |
| 8 | play | 10 |
"it ends in Rome with lunch with the Pope" |
| 9 | lcon | 10 |
"Another viewer for the burger rap" |
| 10 | T5T8468368364 | 9 |
"FREAKSHOW say jerk chicken is not jerk chicken without jerking on it and getting special sauce on it" |
| 11 | Sherry | 8 |
"vamp has sausage fingers, shes well hung lol" |
| 12 | SeaSude | 8 |
"hayley naw ive read that before they used to fry them in the beef fat left over from the burgers but then they began using vegetable oil because something in the law said they had t make it healthier" |
| 13 | natalensis | 7 |
"the last time I was near a mcdonalds was to use the bathroom" |
| 14 | TippingPoint | 6 |
"lefty has bagged more females in here than you cats have had hot dinners" |
| 15 | PascaI-Montana | 6 |
"Actually. You're right. Play. The Cuban came across with his father in the fishing boat. He ended up in Miami, Florida." |
| 16 | hearty | 6 |
"I'm having soup for dinner" |
| 17 | Evil-Bill | 6 |
"And probably a fair number of chickens too." |
| 18 | lawnmowerman | 5 |
"heat makes me go bananas" |
| 19 | Spooky | 4 |
"Sorry for the pause in my chatting as I was eating dinner after a long day on South Beach" |
| 20 | Kenny | 4 |
"Jonah, also known as Jonas, is a biblical prophet who is famously associated with the story of being swallowed by a "great fish" or whale after he tried to flee from God's command" |
| 21 | Harvest | 4 |
"Icons satanic accent is developing nicely… sounds like a homosexual snake. Hitsth there thskiiin of a riceth thpuddingthththth" |
| 22 | zook | 3 |
"i think the only style icon knows is chicken wing chun" |
| 23 | therain67 | 3 |
"Pascal smells of beef mince and cumin" |
| 24 | sundan | 3 |
"That biscuit is so light and the chocolate so soft and smooth" |
| 25 | Scally | 3 |
"paki smell of curry true fact" |
| 26 | ROBSAYZZ | 3 |
"had mcdonalds yesterday" |
| 27 | Pascal-Wyoming | 3 |
"What came first the kitchen or the. egg?" |
| 28 | MiyagiDough | 3 |
"how many does a fish have" |
| 29 | MikeTard2025 | 3 |
"Larcenia Roe - Eggy Mess (ft. Vulvodynia) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCWUqRt8QQ 🎶 📺 🎶" |
| 30 | master | 3 |
"It’s like fishing for carp with bookies in a garden pond" |
#kisschat.co.uk's quoters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | t3 | 56 |
"A guy who's whole life gets erased because of a photo he supposedly took. And his journey on finding out why. It dealt with a lot of deep themes, about the nature of reality and the "deep state" etc" |
| 2 | Evil-Bill | 35 |
"And I was in the back seat...and I was telling her what I want and she turned around and abruptly told me to "Shut up"" |
| 3 | RealTee | 30 |
"Rays the kinda guy who pokes men on Facebook then messages them like "hey man check your pokes" " |
| 4 | DistressedPheadXo | 16 |
""would fold Frank like a lawn chair"" |
| 5 | Quizbot | 13 |
" [QUESTION] On "Heathcliff" - Who was leader of the Cadillac Cats?" |
| 6 | play | 13 |
"lol at a "boring fuck"" |
| 7 | DiavoloScuro | 9 |
""Lets talk Turkey here"" |
| 8 | imanog | 8 |
""I feel so in touch with the culture"" |
| 9 | Hayley | 7 |
"His Facebook status was located in Australia though, whether he was there " visiting family " like phead says i dont know " |
| 10 | Spooky | 5 |
"I just texted Toon.. she said "Be right there"" |
| 11 | TheGreatOne | 4 |
"he once pmd me for help with his universal credit and said he's getting a sick note for "me heads fucked", he returned with one for a bad back lol" |
| 12 | mbmv | 4 |
"A MAN from Ebbw Vale has been jailed after a "shocking" crash on the Heads of the Valleys Road which could have had even more "terrifying" consequences, according to the judge." |
| 13 | likewhat | 3 |
"lol my dad's crazy ass neighbor tried to claim hes a "voyeur"" |
| 14 | justlikemagic | 3 |
""70 is the new 40"" |
| 15 | icon | 3 |
"The maximum prison sentence for such an offence is two years, but Judge Hatton decided that Ghani’s sentence after a trial would have been 12 months and that could be reduced to 10 months because of his guilty plea. "I’m satisfied that appropriate punishment can only be achieved by immediate custody," he told Ghani. "Owners of horses and ponies" |
| 16 | Cuyahosebag | 3 |
"Compare what Watty types in Kisschat to what I write in Kisschat, and decide for yourself which one is "senile."" |
| 17 | cubeofsaturnhead | 3 |
"that's why David icke is a good tool. He speaks some truth then hits you with the "Queen Elizabeth ate princess Diana in a shape shifting reptilian ritual"" |
| 18 | CountDrunkula | 3 |
""Icon" is also his porn name." |
| 19 | CheersToYou | 3 |
"milla is the only "average" looking female in here" |
| 20 | Bombas | 3 |
"Ruby Tuesday is a track by The Rolling Stones from the album Forty Licks. - "Ruby Tuesday " is a song recorded by..." |
| 21 | beezinthetrap | 3 |
"lol@"tony"" |
| 22 | _711 | 3 |
""😂😂😂😂😂"" |
| 23 | squaredance | 2 |
"i don't even know if the word "morons" suits them" |
| 24 | nolimit | 2 |
"lol@"Nevada"" |
| 25 | Newman | 2 |
"If adil were here he'd be saying "goodbye fans i'm going to the gym" for about an hour" |
| 26 | My_Favorite_Orifice | 2 |
"A week ago Trump's attorney general told the press that she had a copy of Epstein's "client list" on her desk. Now she claims there is no such thing. She is probably the clumsiest liar in history." |
| 27 | MikeTard2025 | 2 |
"DESECRAVITY - "Bloody Terpsichorean Art" (Official Music Video) https://www.youtube... ....com/watch?v=Ebhc-fZZMXE 🎶 📺 🎶" |
| 28 | lex123 | 2 |
"but one thing i know for sure.....as clint eastwood once said....."we all got it coming kid"" |
| 29 | lahmacun | 2 |
"kind of puts a spin on the saying "all cock and no balls"" |
| 30 | Kenny | 2 |
"Jonah, also known as Jonas, is a biblical prophet who is famously associated with the story of being swallowed by a "great fish" or whale after he tried to flee from God's command" |
#kisschat.co.uk's greeters
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | happyjulieu49 | 33 |
"Hi distinctive hello " |
| 2 | Cg | 25 |
"Hello Mike long time no see" |
| 3 | DistressedPheadXo | 23 |
"they're hardly normal, Hayley: they sit there masturbating all evening, with porn running in other browsers they have open; they have their pants around their ankles as they sit there" |
| 4 | MikeTard2o25 | 19 |
"No...well, actually yes, for about 3 hours yesterday morning and was up around before 11am" |
| 5 | icon | 19 |
"Hello my loyal flock" |
| 6 | Millla | 17 |
"Hello everyone in Kisschat, my names Milla and you may admire me bitches" |
| 7 | Han | 14 |
"Hello again Icon!" |
| 8 | Pascal-Montana | 13 |
"Good afternoon, Julie." |
| 9 | kid-a | 12 |
"Imanog. It's been tuned this morning" |
| 10 | Kenny | 10 |
"hi heyley love xxxxxxxx" |
| 11 | UpsetPheadXo | 9 |
"now sherry, where were you yesterday? You didn't show up for your usual morning chat shift" |
| 12 | hearty | 9 |
"Evening all" |
| 13 | Evil-Bill | 7 |
"Hello, Benji, where ever you are!" |
| 14 | RealTee | 6 |
"Hello Mike me ol' sugarcube" |
| 15 | Pascal-Wyoming | 6 |
"MikeTard2025 you should enjoy a glass of freshy celery juice every. morning" |
| 16 | PascaI-Montana | 6 |
"It's quite busy this afternoon." |
| 17 | Northy | 6 |
"hi julie good morning xxx" |
| 18 | Danielle | 6 |
"Hello Bill" |
| 19 | MiIIIa | 5 |
"Hello" |
| 20 | watty4 | 4 |
"Lefty < oi you I’m gunna tell lorri in the morning on you pair of absolute cunts" |
| 21 | TippingPoint | 4 |
"hello kid-a" |
| 22 | T5T8468368364 | 4 |
"depressed on the morning pill" |
| 23 | Spooky | 4 |
"Good morning all" |
| 24 | play | 4 |
"icon makes a mess before he gets out of the bed in the morning" |
| 25 | MikeTard2025 | 4 |
"Good Morning Judge · Wynonie Harris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6cSjRAAGTA 🎶 📻 🎶" |
| 26 | Julie | 4 |
"Hello you" |
| 27 | freak_the_legend | 4 |
"Hello hello my darling crackheads" |
| 28 | vampires | 3 |
"had water all morning" |
| 29 | ROBSAYZZ | 3 |
"ICON HEY" |
| 30 | LQQK87 | 3 |
"YOU ARE IN HERE EVERY AND I MEAN EVERY AFTERNOON" |
#kisschat.co.uk's smilers
| Nick | Lines Spoken | Sample Quote | |
| 1 | icon | 381 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 2 | Millla | 308 |
" 🤩" |
| 3 | watty4 | 220 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊" |
| 4 | DistressedPheadXo | 155 |
"I hope you'll be my nurse, Hayley, and that you'll use some dark chocolate as an ointment for my umm, wounds :)" |
| 5 | Hayley | 110 |
"Joe Rogan you mean, Rob lol 😆 😂 " |
| 6 | FookingSexyBarrrstard | 110 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 7 | Milllla | 94 |
"😂" |
| 8 | Millaa | 71 |
" 😂" |
| 9 | MikeTard2o25 | 44 |
"I will now take pride in being lethargic😎" |
| 10 | UpsetPheadXo | 35 |
"see? When I call these cowards out, they never come at me :)" |
| 11 | Mililla | 33 |
" bye bye old goat :P" |
| 12 | PascaI-Montana | 32 |
":patrickseaweeddance:" |
| 13 | tony | 24 |
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" |
| 14 | RealTee | 21 |
"😂😂" |
| 15 | MilllaNumberOne | 19 |
" :D" |
| 16 | Danielle | 17 |
"Needa snap outta it. I’m on my hols :)" |
| 17 | Milla | 14 |
" 🙄" |
| 18 | Evil-Bill | 13 |
":) Haylz. What a naughty thing to say." |
| 19 | Pascal-Montana | 12 |
"Delicious 😋" |
| 20 | MikeTard2025 | 12 |
"😎" |
| 21 | MrArrogant | 11 |
"😆" |
| 22 | Miilla | 9 |
" 🤣" |
| 23 | lcon | 9 |
"🤣 🤣 🤣" |
| 24 | B-P | 9 |
"where are all ma fwends at :)" |
| 25 | Piss_Up_A_Rope | 8 |
"🤣" |
| 26 | SD | 7 |
"when ALL the horses get together at night in the barn ,they all say ............WOW hes hung ike DVAE " :)" |
| 27 | MIlllaaa | 7 |
"🙄" |
| 28 | Belarus-transvestite | 7 |
"🧐" |
| 29 | play | 4 |
"But I’m use to it 😆👍" |
| 30 | MIlllllla | 4 |
"🤣" |
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