#kisschat.co.uk stats from HybridIRC - Updated Daily!

Statistics cover Sunday 12 Oct 2025 to Saturday 18 Oct 2025
679 people visited #kisschat.co.uk in the last 7 days

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Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12 Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24



Daily activity

13107



5525



10535



8291



7929



9202



11043



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Activity by hours

5.9% 4.3% 3.6% 3.5% 1.8% 1.3% 1.2% 1.9% 2.9% 5.1% 5.5% 4.1% 4.2% 4.4% 4.4% 4.8% 4.1% 4.1% 4.9% 5.3% 5.3% 6.2% 5.7% 5.4%
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Long term statistics - two month sections

152320
437085
400061
373335
400317
353653
469459
446539
405065
421535
443324
427033
436502
430580
357904
410453
534034
400803
467712
(Est.
487500)
383623

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2022
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2022
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2022
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2023
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2024
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2024
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2024
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2024
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2024
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2024
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2025
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9 - 10
2025
Total line count: 8151337
Estimate for this section: 487500 lines.

The most active day so far has been Saturday 6 Apr 2024 with a line count of 15099



Big Numbers

SirDave was either being philosophical or just plain clueless - 26% of lines contained questions.

John_Mayhoff was also looking for answers with a question ratio of 24%.

icon spoke the most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row 103 times...

Milla also liked talking to themselve - caught on camera 21 times.

ROBSAYZSAYZ forgot to turn off the CAPS-lock, writing 939 lines in CAPS.
i.e:
 17 Oct 7:41 <ROBSAYZSAYZ> U TUBE IS CUNT
17 Oct 2025 22:00 - 23:00 was a busy time for #kisschat.co.uk - 27 people active
Active during these 60 minutes were (in order of appearance):
 bigcock69talllawyerinmansion, kittycat69mwahxxx, Rebel, bigcock69george, jack29, bigcockplay, JasonKing, play, T5T764764H2R, mum, Milla, mariaaaa, Spooky, George, AboveTheClouds49, JAckal75, Oast, Piss_up_a_rope, knickerstopostt, SANOVA, kptlraj, giantryan, Cg, angie55lovsporn, sam9198, lex123, Seller
John_Mayhoff wrote the longest lines - average of 73 letters per line.

(normal people in #kisschat.co.uk wrote about 28 letters/line)

People with the most nicknames (still haven't found the best one, T5T764764H2R...)
T5T764764H2R10 Nicks T5T764764H2R(28%), T5T365464H2R(23%), T5T67634H2R(22%), T5T7445H2R(9.2%), T5T623732H2R(8.5%), T5T7767656H2R(2.3%), T5T7864378643H2R(1.5%), T5T747643H2R(1.2%), T5T57545H2R(1.2%), T5T6526265H2R(0.8%)
Northy7 Nicks Northy(93%), Northy55(2.7%), Northy97(1.5%), Northy69(1.0%), Northy78(0.7%), Northy26(0.5%), Northy94(0.2%)
kid-a4 Nicks kid-a(97%), kid-a40(2.7%), kid-a23(0.1%), kid-a57(0.1%)
Sherry3 Nicks Sherry(97%), Sherry74(2.0%), Sherry`(0.1%)
Kenny3 Nicks Kenny(95%), Kenny1(4.6%), Kenny19(0.2%)



Time of day stats

  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1Milla - 1302
icon - 1546
icon - 1757
play - 1477
2B-P - 993
Kenny - 951
Sherry - 1026
PascaI-Montana - 1283
3t3 - 840
Milla - 740
Kenny - 753
Pascal-Montana - 1126
4Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 722
Julie - 612
dickandtheheads - 577
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 748
5giantryan - 546
Sherry - 518
Milla - 502
Milla - 740
6IMight - 517
dickandtheheads - 483
Phead_in_Crisis_Xo - 460
JasonKing - 705
7Hayley - 466
megan_cfc - 456
kid-a - 459
kid-a - 693
8HayleysHusband - 381
DemonicallyGood55 - 435
vampires - 429
Sorry - 655
9StormVuLT - 313
ROBSAYZSAYZ - 404
northside - 427
janey - 609
10ROBSAYZSAYZ - 279
hearty - 356
hearty - 396
RebelRock - 595

Timezone:
(UTC +1 - United Kingdom)




Activity distribution

1/2025 - 10/2025

Lines per day Number of days
 12000..13999
8 (2.7%)
 10000..11999
36 (12%)
 8000..9999
82 (28%)
 6000..7999
98 (34%)
 4000..5999
52 (18%)
 2000..3999
8 (2.7%)
 1..1999
7 (2.4%)

2025

1 / 2025
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5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 189182
2 / 2025
1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28
 
Lines: 221271
3 / 2025
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9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31
Lines: 290775
4 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30
 
Lines: 243259
5 / 2025
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4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 179530
6 / 2025
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8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30
 
Lines: 221273
7 / 2025
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6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31
 
Lines: 251443
8 / 2025
1 2
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10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31
Lines: 216269
9 / 2025
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30
 
Lines: 224961
10 / 2025
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
 
 
 
Lines: 158662



Chat partners

(they really like talking to each other...)

Hours 0-6 Hours 6-12
1 B-Pt3 1 Sherryicon
2 B-PMilla 2 Kennydickandtheheads
3 Hayleyt3 3 DemonicallyGood55Milla
4 MillaRebel 4 Julieicon
5 Millalex123 5 Millaicon
6 IMightSwarvo 6 Cavaicon
7 Millat3 7 Kennyicon
8 Phead_in_Crisis_Xoplay 8 KennySherry
9 IMightt3 9 KennyJulie
10 t3Phead_in_Crisis_Xo 10 KennyNorthy
11 MillaROBSAYZSAYZ 11 AliveJulie
12 B-PHayley 12 SpeakerJulie
13 B-Pgiantryan 13 NorthySherry
14 B-PStormVuLT 14 MillaRebelRock
15 Spice_Rum_And_Cokegiantryan 15 GoldenSandsJulie
16 HayleyPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 16 DemonicallyGood55icon
17 Renegadegiantryan 17 B-PJulie
18 kittycatt3 18 dickandtheheadsicon
19 B-PIMight 19 TheRealestTeeicon
20 MillaStormVuLT 20 Juliedickandtheheads


Hours 12-18 Hours 18-24
1 Sherryicon 1 Pascal-Montanaplay
2 SherryMaxi54 2 JasonKingplay
3 Maxi54bottom 3 Rebelplay
4 KennySherry 4 PascaI-Montanaplay
5 Dan48Julie 5 kid-aplay
6 iconnorthside 6 kid-aRebel
7 icondelores-tucker-youz-a-mfer 7 JasonKingRebel
8 iconRebel 8 JasonKingMilla
9 JRJKenny 9 RebelRockplay
10 DelightfullyBoredSherry 10 playPhead_in_Crisis_Xo
11 Millaicon 11 playMilla
12 Rebelkid-a 12 playJamboree
13 Maxi54hearty 13 Phead_in_Crisis_Xokid-a
14 MilllaSherry 14 Tangovampires
15 Phead_in_Crisis_XoRebel 15 Millalex123
16 Sherrybottom 16 Pascal-Montanaicon
17 Sherrykid-a 17 Millamoonkink
18 SherryPhead_in_Crisis_Xo 18 PascaI-Montanaicon
19 Danielleicon 19 playicon
20 JRJSherry 20 RebelRockkid-a



Active day counts

Most days active

  Nick Number of days percentage
1 TheRealestTee  7
  100%
2 happyjulieu49  7
  100%
3 B-P  7
  100%
4 hearty  7
  100%
5 Rebel  7
  100%
6 t3  7
  100%
7 GoldenSands  7
  100%
8 Northy  7
  100%
9 icon  7
  100%
10 play  7
  100%
11 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7
  100%
12 T5T764764H2R  7
  100%
13 Cg  7
  100%
14 Sherry  7
  100%
15 Kenny  6
  86%
16 RebelRock  6
  86%
17 kid-a  6
  86%
18 SheeEp  6
  86%
19 JasonKing  6
  86%
20 Hayley  6
  86%


Most consecutive days active
  Nick Number of days At Currently
1 play  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
2 icon  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
3 Northy  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
4 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
5 Sherry  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
6 Cg  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
7 T5T764764H2R  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
8 B-P  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
9 happyjulieu49  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
10 TheRealestTee  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
11 hearty  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
12 GoldenSands  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
13 t3  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
14 Rebel  7 12 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 7 days active
15 kid-a  6 12 Oct - 17 Oct 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
16 Hayley  6 12 Oct - 17 Oct 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
17 Kenny  6 12 Oct - 17 Oct 2025
  Currently 6 days active *
18 StormVuLT  5 14 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 5 days active
19 giantryan  5 14 Oct - 18 Oct 2025
  Currently 5 days active
20 Julie  5 12 Oct - 16 Oct 2025
  Last active 2 days ago (16 Oct 2025)




Average line lengths

Line length Count Nicks
44.. 9 John_Mayhoff(72.8), MrPurple(54.3), megan_cfc(50.3), Hitman_Hyper(...
42..43 0 -
40..41 4 delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer(41.4), Speculation(41.0), Phead_in_Crisis...
38..39 7 Art(39.5), blackrock(39.3), CheersToYou(39.1), MagicMan(39.0), Maxi...
36..37 3 Spice_Rum_And_Coke(37.8), T5T764764H2R(37.3), SELINAGUCCII(37...
34..35 6 bottom(35.4), Alpha(35.1), Danielle(35.0), dickandtheheads(34.8), Piss...
32..33 6 Football(33.1), northside(32.8), MillaMilana(32.7), SheeEp(32.6), Quick...
30..31 8 ManicMiner(31.5), Alive(31.5), DemonicallyGood55(31.3), JasonKing(3...
28..29 10 icon(29.8), Plastic(29.4), Sorry(29.2), typist(29.1), Cg(28.9), foresthaz...
26..27 20 IAmGod(28.0), Slainte(27.9), BurningEmbers(27.8), Countdown(27.8), ...
24..25 15 RebelRiot(25.8), SD(25.7), Fukitol(25.5), JenniCricket(25.4), PrinceAndr...
22..23 11 Oceanfish(24.0), Right(23.6), moonkink(23.5), Kwan(23.4), WipeOutW...
20..21 11 FendygaliTiger(22.0), Cava(21.9), nahz(21.7), Speaker(21.6), CantbeA...
18..19 6 SANOVA(19.8), t2(19.6), Julie(19.5), Tango(19.2), happyjulieu49(18.7)...
..17 12 janey(17.4), Dan48(17.3), ROBSSAYZ(17.0), ROBSAYZSAYZAIAIA(1...

Not displaying nicks with less than 100 lines



People in #kisschat.co.uk seem to like these words...

Count Word Last used by At
3435 "that" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:58
2098 "your" t3 18 Oct 23:54
1974 "like" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:46
1934 "with" bbbbb 18 Oct 23:54
1929 "Have" SheeEp 18 Oct 23:56
1547 "here" bbbbb 18 Oct 23:54
1519 "What" IAmGod 18 Oct 23:40
1416 "they" t3 18 Oct 23:50
1302 "just" Fukitol 18 Oct 23:51
994 "this" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:51


Frequently mentioned nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
1059 "icon" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:02
971 "Rebel" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:28
849 "play" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:46
692 "Milla" Milla 18 Oct 21:14
583 "Kenny" JasonKing 18 Oct 23:51


These people have a distinctive choice of words...
Count Nick Randomly selected sample (amount)
126 icon "finisher"(19), "Downes"(11), "Dxve"(4), "Diced"(4), "moobs"(3), "F-Ray"(4), "Krankie"(7),
"*Rests"(3), "muscly"(3), "Hughes"(3), "450KG"(7), "you’d"(3), "Caterers"(4),
"decaying"(4), "Grotbags"(3), "guidance"(3), "supplement"(7), "unequivocally"(3),
"Griffin-McGill"(4), "Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"(10)
119 Milla "solo"(4), "jigar"(6), "wheel"(4), "Chris"(3), "B-P "(3), "crypto"(3), " Grand"(4), "lol. "(3),
"trash "(4), " old "(4), " BlaBla"(5), "Piscal "(3), "traveller"(3), " bonjour"(3),
" megan_cfc"(5), " Spooky54"(3), " ROBSAZYSAYZ"(3), " DemonicallyGood"(9),
" happyjulieu49"(4), "bigcock69talllawyerinmansion "(3)
66 Kenny "ncis"(4), "sad "(5), "carol"(3), "once "(6), "sadam"(3), "bloods"(3), "town "(3),
"conned"(3), "else "(3), "Jethro"(3), "slags "(4), "leeds "(4), "fitness"(3),
"muppet "(5), "racist "(4), "CANADA "(3), "wankers "(4), "dealers "(3),
"muslims "(3), "terrorists "(3)
48 Pascal-Montana "melvin"(13), "villa"(7), "debit"(5), "mushy"(3), "clint"(3), "chefs"(3), "courts"(3), "herbal"(3),
"steals"(3), "priced"(3), "flavour"(5), "royalty"(3), "Tourism"(3), "facility"(5), "relocate"(5),
"dyslexic"(5), "Hispanic"(3), "repeating"(4), "transvestite"(7), "individuals"(3)
46 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo "GTFO"(8), "pipsqueak"(28), "trait"(3), "prior"(3), "cloth"(3), "Claus"(3), "sludge"(4),
"was/is"(3), "Psycho"(3), "ceasefire"(11), "seaweed"(5), "amongus"(3), "algebra"(3),
"enabling"(3), "Margaret"(3), "quitting"(3), "succeeded"(3), "imaginary"(3),
"composted"(3), "participant"(3)
42 Sherry "fatcon"(12), "dots"(4), "auss"(3), "kidas"(6), "noodles"(12), "gravy"(4), "curly"(4),
"turks"(4), "weres"(3), "tracy"(3), "hoods"(3), "wallet"(4), "hiself"(3), "ankles"(3),
"cobwebs"(3), "barbers"(3), "someones"(4), "kennypoos"(4), "colostrum"(3),
"bridesmaid"(4)
35 B-P "Ladiez"(5), "bridge"(4), "ouazan"(3), "stated"(3), "YANKEE"(3), "capitol"(4), "cockney"(4),
"Fardino"(3), "occasion"(5), "survived"(4), "managers"(3), "living "(3), "morning "(3),
"celebrity"(3), "inhabited"(3), "agreement"(3), "designated"(3), "continents"(3),
"GiantRyan "(3), "evening/morning"(5)
34 play "hoser"(27), "DOPEY"(8), "Ramon"(8), "tore"(3), "semen"(5), "shark"(3), "Gorgie"(3),
"pharma"(3), "cashback"(9), "FOOKIN"(3), "beaners"(4), "DUMPING"(4), "Securely"(7),
"HybridIRC"(7), "chippies"(3), "cosmetic"(3), "RebelCock"(3), "disturbing"(4),
"homoerotic"(3), "Murgatroyds"(3)
29 giantryan "chews"(8), "reyt"(5), "Fudge"(4), "miner"(3), "oreyt"(3), "Whaaa"(3), "assed"(3),
"blumin"(5), "minger"(4), "pixies"(3), "edibles"(6), "ambush"(3), "poking"(3), "laundry"(4),
"manhunt"(4), "closing"(3), "milkshake"(7), "brownies"(3), "playstation"(10),
"Lancashire"(4)
25 dickandtheheads "giro"(3), "sport"(3), "fifth"(3), "ramble"(4), "beater"(3), "dinghy"(3), "spoons"(3),
"painful"(3), "fannies"(3), "benidorm"(4), "survival"(3), "preparing"(4), "Sigourney"(3),
"mohammeds"(3), "offenders"(3), "stereotype"(3), "scrounging"(3), "Meaningless"(3),
"achievement"(3), "deficiencies"(3)


These pairs speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample (amount)
67 PascaI-Montana and Pascal-Montana "Nicks"(30), "Democrats"(45), "Adams"(4), "Barack"(7), "edited"(6), "emojis"(6),
"hyena"(3), "potty"(3), "purely"(5), "glitter"(8), "mongrel"(7), "carrots"(4), "Letitia"(4),
"bullshiting"(13), "cleansed"(3), "millionaire"(10), "corporate"(4), "cucumbers"(3),
"increasing"(3), "stereophonics"(3)
47 Milla and kid-a " the"(19), " Rebel"(27), " we"(10), " omg"(12), " is"(5), " ah"(5), " like"(11),
" Don"(7), "Nooo"(4), " an"(3), " Rob"(5), " one"(4), " right"(9), "compare"(8),
" when"(5), "Iphone"(3), " makes"(3), " probably"(3), " honestly"(3),
"embarrassing"(7)
21 play and Pascal-Montana "vegas"(18), "cuban"(9), "connected"(21), "sneaky"(10), "tahoe"(6), "gems"(3),
"Mexico"(8), "Katie"(4), "postman"(9), "naughty"(7), "resides"(4), "ugliest"(4),
"purchase"(7), "charges"(3), "satisfy"(3), "describe"(4), "dedicated"(7), "charging"(4),
"Insurance"(6), "accountant"(4)
20 ROBSAYZSAYZ and ROBSAZYSAYZ "FUKIN"(24), "Perth"(11), "thnk"(5), "MOMS"(5), "SEXI"(3), "PERV"(3), "RUSSAI"(8),
"SLAVA"(4), "RUSSAIN"(7), "XAXAXAXA"(8), "LOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5),
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6),
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(5), "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"(6), ...
19 Kenny and Cg "Ok "(14), "kid "(14), "No "(8), "go "(6), "men "(5), "Wow "(5), "road "(4),
"Real "(4), "best "(4), "drink "(5), "alone "(4), "myself "(6), "anyone "(3),
"iggied "(3), "married "(4), "already "(3), "FRIENDS "(3), "American "(3),
"Sometimes "(3)
19 Milla and Cg "but "(19), "so "(11), "at "(10), "or "(9), " brb"(9), "just "(12), "what "(7),
"been "(6), "gutter"(5), "SWEETY"(5), " Some"(4), "took "(3), "mind "(3),
" Thank"(4), "watch "(3), "Besides"(3), "actual "(3), "always "(3), "because "(5)
17 hearty and vampires "Naah"(13), "naaah"(11), "kuti"(3), "racism"(9), "pakies"(8), "pissoff"(10), "dotty"(3),
"y9ou"(3), "y9our"(3), "Fuckum"(3), "naaaah"(3), "gambler"(4), "dogface"(3), "sherries"(4),
"bigwilly"(3), "extended"(3), "disguise"(3)
17 Kenny and B-P "rise"(6), "ffs "(3), "iknow"(3), "trained"(6), "plus "(3), "works "(6), "twice "(4),
"world "(4), "innit "(4), "prepare"(4), "wanting"(3), "right "(3), "killed "(3),
"choice "(3), "happen "(3), "Yorkshire"(6), "everything "(4)
16 play and B-P "solar"(23), "slip"(9), "season"(10), "Perry"(6), "honey"(5), "goods"(3), "fatal"(3),
"unable"(5), "treats"(5), "demise"(3), "periods"(6), "toasted"(5), "tainted"(4), "sounding"(3),
"democracy"(3), "necessarily"(3)
16 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo and B-P "rare"(8), "gals"(6), "harm"(4), "lean"(4), "incel"(7), "dates"(6), "heading"(12), "decades"(7),
"stating"(4), "approach"(5), "incident"(4), "capacity"(3), "pronounced"(5),
"established"(5), "Emotionally"(3), "concentrating"(3)




#kisschat.co.uk's most referred people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 play  23 <Milla> Play, well. you shouldn't be typing to me
2 Milla  22 <Showtime> milla, Rebel is younger than you
3 icon  16 <Blur> icon, send me the MP3 of your burger rap
4 Julie  13 <Pharoahe_Monch> Julie, I would recommend a prenuptial agreement before getting betrothed
to icon
5 Rebel  8 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Rebel, also, the fact that you continue to avoid questions, tells us that
you were a willing participant at the time! 
6 Kenny  8 <through-the-dragons-eye> Kenny, would you ever convert to Islam?
7 Cg  8 <Banana_Republic> CG, don't worry about a thing. The government will remain shut down
until the Republicans have destroyed everything, from health care to
air traffic control.
8 Swarvo  7 <John_Mayhoff> Swarvo, you Albanian-loving homo.
9 Sorry  7 <icon> Sorry, your search for Tim Griffin-mcgill in Chippenham returned no
results
10 happyjulieu49  7 <Pencil_Snapper> happyjulieu49, Stencil_Snapper said he would like a chat with you,
lasting no longer than 7 mins
11 t3  6 <StormVuLT> T3, before you start, I must say I am toxic
12 Sherry  6 <Millla> Sherry, I think Kenny still doing his Christmas shopping lol.,i saw him
in the mall this morning
13 Art  6 <delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer> Art, you clicked the wrong link
14 playMAGA  5 <PascaI-Montana> playMAGA: his face redder than leftys asshole
15 janey  5 <delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer> janey, you have the same 1cm eyebrows as icon
16 megan_cfc  4 <Speaker> megan_cfc: what day is it today
17 delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer  4 <Pascal-Montana> delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer:     howie
18 cuya  4 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Cuya, those racist remarks you keep making? You'd fit in perfectly at
a Charlie Kirk-type MAGA rally
19 Right  3 <SheeEp> right, yeah, its not like i was working and im not long home
20 RebelRock  3 <PascaI-Montana> RebelRock: Do you wish to be hit blur?
21 PascaI-Montana  3 <PascaI-Montana> PascaI-Montana: Timothy grow up and get a life
22 MrPurple  3 <Milla> MrPurple, well I considering
23 moonkink  3 <Milla> moonkink, ok you are fast learner  lol
24 mm  3 <TheRealestTee> Mm, job, now!!!
25 hello  3 <Phead_in_Crisis_Xo> Hello, Rebel
26 Hayley  3 <t3> Hayley, Tabby says if I die she's going to come in here and chat in a
necklace made of fried chicken wings in my honour. Can you believe
the wacism
27 Ben  3 <Milla> Ben, no one actually  talks to  you ,
28 B-P  3 <Milla> B-P, what  you don't understand ? when  i am telling  to f'ck off
29 typist  2 <Retarded_in_Perth> Typist, your mother told me she is upset by your language while I was
licking her clitty.
30 Silloettte  2 <Murphy> Silloettte: quiet kid, you're boring everyone



Top 3 shouted nicks!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 WipeOutWhite  1 <WipeOutWhite> WIPEOUTWHITE!!
2 icon  1 <ChangeNicknameAgain> Icon!!!!!!!
3 Azzurri  1 <delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer> AZZURRI!



#kisschat.co.uk's descriptive people!

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 chitterchatter  9 * chitterchatter yawns
2 getupwiththegetdown  6 * getupwiththegetdown yawns
3 JasonKing  4 * JasonKing pours play a small sherry
4 play  3 * play keeps pushing it kid-a will take the bait
5 arrboo  3 * arrboo farts
6 playMAGA  2 * playMAGA pops viagra and slides into janeys DMs
7 bigcock69talllawyerinmansion  2 * bigcock69talllawyerinmansion casts another crisp 5 out with a SpongeBob squarepants rod
8 woofer  1 * woofer stumbles in pished and lands head first into icon s 36DD cleavage
9 wankster1011  1 * wankster1011 rips a kebab fart on Sherry in icon's absence
10 tablecloth  1 * tablecloth punches beepbeep in the head so hard it punches a hole in the spacetime
continiuum
11 Showtime  1 * Showtime rests an elbow on milla's eyebrow
12 ramada-ding-dong  1 * ramada-ding-dong ramadam-a-ding-dong
13 Pheademma  1 * Pheademma lures t5t into a kennel with "butter chicken"
14 OneEyeFuckerBeast  1 * OneEyeFuckerBeast spits on milla
15 Oast  1 * Oast spits on Ngerulmud
16 mr-belding  1 * mr-belding doffs caps at The-Fat-Prince-of-Ayr
17 Firefly  1 * Firefly ignores kenny before he lies
18 delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer  1 * delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer doffs hat to icon
19 Azzurri  1 * Azzurri passes play a pack of blue chew



#kisschat.co.uk's stats analysts

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  24 "I 110% can confirm that this is my real fb and has been since 2007 - 5K friends and over 12 million
followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
2 megan_cfc  7 "oh its not only 40% lol"
3 Milla  6 "   he goes after, oh , Milla called me  26 time on stats"
4 Quicksilver  5 "You have the link to kisscha stats?"
5 play  5 "ffs a few bucks and I can get a 30% return"
6 Pascal-Montana  5 "ttps%3A%2F%2Firc.hybridirc.com%2Favatars%2Flarge%2Ficon.png&exph=200&expw=200&vt=3&...
...sim=11&cal=0&cab=1&cat=0&car=1"
7 PascaI-Montana  5 "people get issues for their vehicles, but they don't realise if you disconnect the battery and reconnect
it 85% of the time it will resolve the problem sometimes you need to reset it"
8 TheRealestTee  4 "And you're definitely in the top 10, you just change nicks regular so ppl don't notice you on the
stats "
9 getupwiththegetdown  4 "If youve ever taken even a casual glance at the KC stats you'll notice that they are full of pascal
complaining about everything it is he does"
10 B-P  4 "No, Bulgaria is not a Muslim country, but it has a significant Muslim minority. The majority of the
population identifies as Eastern Orthodox Christian, while Islam is the second-largest religion, making
up about 10% of the population"
11 Swarvo  3 "any city that's like around 10% black, blacks commit at least 50% of the crimes."
12 Kenny  3 "your 5% fat goes to 4% at times be consistent "
13 Hitman_Hyper  3 "Whereas just look at the chat stats for your friend kid-a."
14 t2  2 "90 % of the time I guess the babies sex right"
15 Stencil_Snapper  2 "Hayley would 100% need a protection order or get someone to warn him away. lol"
16 PrinceAndrew  2 "7 % of brits dont have internet lol"
17 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  2 "well, he did get the amount of money the private school costs, pretty much 100% right"
18 NaturesJoy  2 "Sherry is here 100% of the time when hubby is at work, and 0% of the time when he's at home."
19 MikeTard2025  2 "ikr i'm already paying the price for drinking and beer bingig since 1999 when I was 22...i'm 48 now
and ruined my legs a bit from the alc...I used to drink 5 to 6 211 24 ounces and hurricane malt liquors
in the 8% alc vol tange everyother night sometimes even...at 45 it caught up with me and at 48
now I can no longer even drink one beer...so"
20 dickandtheheads  2 "100% of my family are a alive"
21 chitterchatter  2 "lol@pascal the stats show him here far more than most"
22 BurningEmbers  2 "I did my DNA I'm 97% Irish and 3% German"
23 Alpha  2 "you only see 1% of what you see folks"
24 StormVuLT  1 "fuck me, is that 500%?"
25 Spice_Rum_And_Coke  1 "LQQK87 stopped posting 90% less in the main when Toon got with Watty 😂"
26 Sherry  1 "only 30%"
27 SheeEp  1 "96% bollox lol"
28 ROBSAZYSAYZ  1 "95% GIRLS=GOLD DIGGERS"
29 RebelRock  1 "I work in an office yelling at idiots 99.9% of the time"
30 Poatan  1 "Countdown... yeah, he used to brag about being 30% brain damaged"



#kisschat.co.uk's foodies

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  63 "3 hours for his dinner"
2 Sherry  30 "she invited him for dinner"
3 PascaI-Montana  22 "I can't remember the last time I had fish and chips whilst I was in the United Kingdom"
4 SheeEp  21 "hmmmmm will it be a chicken bhuna or a bacon roll with curly fries and a full fat coca cola, hmmmmm...
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
5 SELINAGUCCII  15 "but what wld u rather have > fish and chips or chkn and chips"
6 Pascal-Montana  15 "even a simple breakfast is ridiculously priced."
7 t3  13 "That isn't a breakfast though. She lyin."
8 play  13 "organic corn chips and garlic paste for dinner"
9 giantryan  13 "Needed to wash chocolate cake down"
10 T5T764764H2R  12 "you can get a good sausage between sherrys baps"
11 Kenny  12 "dark chocolate helps the moods "
12 dickandtheheads  12 "proceeds to throw eggs, sausage, beans and bacon over himself"
13 CheersToYou  12 "brown rice is so nasty"
14 BigWillyMan  12 "i love fish and chips"
15 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  10 "Warm colours and lots of light give our Bujacafé a particularly cosy ambience which is appreciated
by all our guests. Delicious food at any time of the day: indulge in the rich breakfast menu, small
hot and cold snacks for in between and homemade pastries. :)"
16 Northy  10 "did he work in the banana factory kida"
17 JasonKing  9 "rock's bf is porking a fatty sens"
18 Finally  8 "i like beef and peproni"
19 dingo  8 "bulti chicken thigh is considered black meat actually"
20 Rebel  7 "I can't think of anything worse walking about a supermarket with other people. Just staring at shelves
going duuhhh what am I gonna have for dinner"
21 Milla  7 "almost dinner time ."
22 megan_cfc  7 "or whats the one only eats fish but no meat mmmm"
23 GoldenSands  7 "if you do the chips in oil that’s a good few quid just on oil"
24 DemonicallyGood55  7 "Mayo in eggs? What is that vomit?"
25 TheRealestTee  6 "Same tbh Finally, I was in school and thought they were chips."
26 Speculation  6 "Rob posted a video of the obese blob singing about burgers"
27 RebelRiot  6 "You were yapping about chicken drumsticks"
28 iconVIP  6 "the iconic burger rap"
29 hearty  6 "Icon how's U dinner on way"
30 delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer  6 "Fish curry sounds rank"



#kisschat.co.uk's quoters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  45 "well "The Musician" or whatever, was in there"
2 t3  42 "Rob said he's going to write a song about me and put me on his YouTube channel. I told him I'd
only listen if he re-enacts him and loggy wanking in the woods. Before I could type "j/k" he
pmed "YES!""
3 getupwiththegetdown  18 "he called ferni a "good guy""
4 StormVuLT  13 "B-P I found it from the movie caleed "Wardogs""
5 play  9 "Rebel you are right about one thing "thivk""
6 TheRealestTee  7 "I'd guess YG by the "Wagwarn""
7 lex123  7 "milla speaks sense ......and if milla says "lexy you speaking shit" then i am lol"
8 CheersToYou  5 "Most mortgage companies won't finance a mobile home because it's not "real estate""
9 Waaaah_Im_in_Crisis  4 "Phead, several of us have pooled our funds to buy you a gift. Where should we mail the copy
of "How to Commit Suicide on a Budget"?"
10 John_Mayhoff  4 "I'm not sure if it's "weirdo" or hit in the head by a sledge hammer."
11 Hayley  4 "The only  " sort of famous " person i met was David Icke hahaha"
12 delores-tucker-youz-a-mfer  4 "Pascal's epitaph will read "He was born, he drank wine and spammed youtube links in chatrooms
, he died - Tragic bastard""
13 Cuya_McHosebag  4 "I'm counting the "123" as well"
14 bigcock69talllawyerinmansion  4 "This is the equivalent of a fat balding male with 5 o clock shadow going "tee hee hee" while
it twists it's own ankle and twirls it's hair"
15 B-P  4 "are you guys trying to say "Tagin"?"
16 ROBSAZYSAYZ  3 "WW3 will be kicking off and they'll be KENNY on Facebook going "Is big Tesco still open?""
17 Quicksilver  3 "But you are the only person interested in "Xandria's" private messages"
18 MikeTard2025  3 "YG Feat. Dj Mustard "Pop It, Shake It" (Uncut) (WSHH Exclusive - Official Music Video
) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ2KSPz4iSw 🎶 📺 🎶"
19 Cuyahosebag  3 "Phead is leaving us to have an "experience" with his Ivanka Trump inflatable vinyl doll."
20 Rebel  2 "My sister said the other day when I went to borrow something from her house. "This isn
't Palestine you know ya can't be coming in helping yourself ""
21 Pascal-Montana  2 "Lorenzo Antonio - "Cómo No Voy A Quererte" - Video Oficial"
22 PAKSI  2 ""innit""
23 Milla  2 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XN8h3JHmHw  Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Living
It Up (Official Video)"
24 LQQK87  2 "BACK TO " WATCHING " .....BORED"
25 Lesbian_Coochie_Hijinx  2 "YG is all upset because B-P used the word "Negro.""
26 Banana_Republic  2 ""Oh, waaaah, I have no evidence because the Democrats destroyed it." convenient"
27 Asshole_from_Arizona  2 ""Suppery supper." Christ, what a homo"
28 zap  1 "you;re confusing me with "Everybody Else""
29 TEENS  1 "Right needs to spell "millianial" right"
30 tablecloth  1 "There are 12hrs 52mins 6secs to "Zap's 9pm Sunday Quiz (UK time)""



#kisschat.co.uk's greeters

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Cg  39 " hello Sorry"
2 happyjulieu49  37 "Hello"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  31 "kid-a why not go out for tea with mates on a Saturday evening, and discuss loftier topics than
what the majority of these oafs can provide?"
4 B-P  22 "good evening/morning all :)"
5 Milla  19 "  hey Play"
6 icon  18 "Imagine calling me fat - I’m a 28 inch waist can fit in 1 leg of your oxfam cords 750 times and I push
your body weight / 450KG every morning at 8am for an hour as my gym warm up lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
7 kid-a  16 "Hello Rebel. Not Atlantis then"
8 RebelRock  15 "Hello Robert and icon"
9 SheeEp  11 "you eat your morning hot-dog while watching bargain hunt"
10 Northy  11 "morning"
11 TheRealestTee  10 "3:30am and here in the morning too lol"
12 bottom  10 "Howdy does it smell funny now?"
13 Rebel  9 "Enjoy your evening everyone hope it's a great one. I'm off to do something anything that's not chat"
14 giantryan  9 "My Eric can do a howl that sounds like hello"
15 Pascal-Montana  8 "it's late in the evening she's wondering what clothes to wear brushes the wrong blonde Hair and
then she lost me. And then she'll ask me, do I look ok then I will reply yes, you look wonderful tonight,"
16 Kenny  7 "hi heyley love xxxxxxxx"
17 Emmaa  7 "howdy icon xx how do u do"
18 DelightfullyBored  7 "Not impressed but hey"
19 Danielle  7 "Hello SD"
20 Bashful  7 "No idea she was in this morning and mentioned it"
21 Alive  7 "I went to bed before 10 last night n up with the birds this morning"
22 Sherry  6 "i used to make 3 litres of porridge of a morning in work"
23 Quicksilver  6 "What kind of time in the morning?"
24 GoldenSands  6 "supposed to have a teaspoon of proper salt each morning"
25 dickandtheheads  6 "Kwan goodafternoon was nice knowing you :D"
26 binman  6 "hello milla"
27 Right  5 "I bet it's heyhey"
28 probably  5 "~hello, I'm a homosexual."
29 PascaI-Montana  5 "actually, we are going out, this evening, it's called dining together and enjoying each other's company"
30 IMight  5 "weh i go to work il say hello to some of my collegues"



#kisschat.co.uk's smilers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 Milla  338 " 😂"
2 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  241 "fact is that Rebel offered sex to a man she knew was married, and she knows it :)"
3 icon  129 "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
4 northside  62 "Slit his wrists too deep 🤭"
5 kittycat  58 "😂😂😂"
6 Hayley  52 "So am I hahaha 😆 😂 "
7 RebelRock  41 "I'm going now vampz has me blushing 😊 I shall be back laters"
8 B-P  40 "ava shela myashim khashish, sivagh senin liloti yavin :)"
9 Millla  35 ":D"
10 dickandtheheads  35 ":D"
11 Fukitol  34 "🤣"
12 playtime22  31 "Next door she’s not home🤣🤣"
13 Calvin-magicman-cuya  29 "I reckon just keeping this nick if driving them nuts :D"
14 George  27 "🤣🤣🤣"
15 SheeEp  25 "then feed the husky his medications, and have a shower yet :)"
16 Rebel  24 "It's ok 😊 went to make some toast"
17 DemonicallyGood55  24 "😏"
18 chicken2nite  22 "ah think I'll give it a miss now, this is going no where :D"
19 BurningEmbers  22 "I forgot pascal I'm a Caucasian woman remember we can't fry eggs 😐"
20 foley  20 "Sounds like you murdered her 😂"
21 bottom  20 "start ya shit again and mm comes back :D"
22 ```  19 "Don't get horny 😘"
23 lex123  17 "big name? 🤣 🤣 🤣"
24 JRJ  16 "😂"
25 DelightfullyBored  16 "Maybe shouldn't have even mentioned it, stepper. 🙂"
26 StormVuLT  15 "Hi B-P :)"
27 probably  15 "Lol mind when the Celtic fans highjacked your Gers song 😆 hilarious"
28 Jamboree  15 "😜😡🤬"
29 Pascal-Montana  14 ":patrickseaweeddance:"
30 Spice_Rum_And_Coke  13 "JasonKing is at his Tipping Point over someone registering Tipping Point 😀"



#kisschat.co.uk's short line writers

  Nick Lines Written Random Quote
1 icon  318 "🦿"
2 Milla  261 "🤣"
3 Phead_in_Crisis_Xo  237 "lol"
4 Julie  132 "Duck"
5 hearty  128 "lol"
6 ROBSAYZSAYZ  109 "YES"
7 vampires  106 "will"
8 lex123  102 ":P"
9 RebelRock  84 "..."
10 dickandtheheads  84 "most"
11 Sherry  81 "lol"
12 kid-a  79 "Lol"
13 giantryan  71 "Ok"
14 t3  70 "B-P"
15 B-P  66 "brb"
16 Rebel  63 "Bye"
17 northside  62 "lol"
18 Kenny  58 "lol"
19 ROBSAZYSAYZ  57 "DW"
20 MikeTard2025  55 " "
21 Cg  55 "yvw"
22 janey  52 "YES"
23 play  44 "wow"
24 kittycat  44 "oh"
25 Tango  42 "lol"
26 SheeEp  40 "lol"
27 Pascal-Montana  40 "lol"
28 DemonicallyGood55  39 "😉"
29 PascaI-Montana  38 "lol"
30 Hayley  38 "lol"



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